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(ElGuido, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)

Hello there, welcome aboard!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)

Don't worry,

I usually get ignored as well.
Don't let it get you down.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 1:16, archived)

haha

welcome :D

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FIEND, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 2:39, archived)

Filled with stumpy goodness

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

Fuck around!!

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Frogbeat, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

i'm not sure what i'm seeing here

but i wouldn't like to find it in my pillowcase

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)

I dunno . . .

neither end looks very comfy but the middle could be softish

*poit*
Mmmm! Poit!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)

she looks like she might bite

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)

through a pillowcase?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)

yes

teeth like a lamprey, i'll bet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)

Did your mate Dave shag this woman?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)

It's their bastardised love child...

he did a runner...

It's hard to keep up with flippers.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)

Good lad :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)

bollocks!

everyone knows flipper was faster than lightning

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)

i do not approve

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)

Christ, whatever happened to the good stuff that used to appear on b3ta?

Looks like mostly unimaginative garbage on here these days.

(Nom_De_Plume, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)

Cheers...

I can see your efforts are.... underwhelming!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)

your mum

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:00, archived)

Thanks for the support

27 messages in 4 years and thinks he knows better!

Harumph!

And he's never donated!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)

Your mum

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)

*sniff*

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-ARsQoSV6A

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)

Not sure what that is....

But I have an overwhelming urge to kill John Lennon.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:28, archived)

I've never produced movies either, but I know shit when I see it.

(Nom_De_Plume, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:30, archived)

mirror handy?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:41, archived)

Okay:

Buh-bye then.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:41, archived)

So.

A fourteenth of your posts have been made today complaining about the lack of quality here.
Your profile says you have never liked anything.
I can only conclude that you're a cunt.
Maybe you should fuck off?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:42, archived)

Can we front page this?

hahahahahaha

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)

I dunno, better check with our new quality controller.

Wouldn't want to disappoint the twat any more than we already have.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:51, archived)

hahahahaha

I know my shopping skills are nowhere near A lot of people here,
But to sit and lurk for 4 years only to pipe up to bitch isn't on really!
Not getting into a flame war with the thwaight, have just put him on ignore (first time i've done that on here)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:54, archived)

I produced episode3 specially...

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4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 1:01, archived)

Nice use of the word "gout"

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 1:03, archived)

Thx.

I've been disappointed that no-one has tried to challenge me on it. It's rather archaic.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 1:08, archived)

I got gout after a kidney infection a few years back....

So I know what a fucking pain it is.....
Even virtual gout is agony!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 1:18, archived)

Gout - noun
1. an acute, recurrent disease characterized by painful inflammation of the joints, chiefly those in the feet and hands, and especially in the great toe, and by an excess of uric acid in the blood.
2. a mass or splash, as of blood; spurt.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 1:23, archived)

I didn't know the latter

I thought you where referring to her as a build up of uric acid (very painful and annoying)

Must use it in that context more often!

Thank you sir and g'night

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 1:50, archived)

28 now

He's racking em up...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)

Happy 10th

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)

This is either very sweet, very apt, or slightly disturbing

and perhaps just a bit of all three

It's good though - Lurker's Corner and Hull map are nice touches

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)

*rubs eyes*

YOU!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)

I'm just happy

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Frogbeat, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

remember children, don't eat the paste

rob made it specially for you, it took him ages

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)

Is this one of the cunt sheds many extensions?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)

Hahahah

"lurker's corner" excellent

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)

Hello Mr Would!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)

those faces give me the shivas

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)

I can't hindustan why!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)

go on, rama few more puns in there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)

For once I am at a loss

Now, if they were Japanese and not Indian, I would say something about this not being the geisha shift yet

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)

I vishnu puns would arrive

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)

damn!

was just about to do a sneezing "aaahh, VISHNU!" gag

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)

It's the latest Bollywood musical, "Saturday Night Shiva".

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)

*groans*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)

The follow up is called "Bhakti Mine"

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)

*rolls about the floor in pun-induced agony*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)

Karma down dear

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)

hahaha - well said

*plays a soothing melody on the acoustic Gita*

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)

I recognise that tune, isn't it Buddah Can You Spare Me A Dime?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)

it's ok, i'm not worried about bob

i think he lakshmi

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)

*senses and mantra(p)*

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)

It had the same star as that Bollywood horror - Silence of the Ramadans

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)

He was also in a Bollywood pirate film, Shiva Me Timbers.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)

I'm Sikh of all these puns.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)

Haha, just spotted mini Flanbase.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)

hehehe

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)

Oooh, lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)

Hahahah

I wouldn't have seen it if you hadn't mentioned it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)

good lord

me neither. that alone earns a click.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)

Hahaha

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Frogbeat, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)

Made this ages ago

but never posted cos it's not very good

but you can have it now anyway.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)

Halal!

Is it meat you're looking for!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)

It's the New Deli counter

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)

Hahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)

Chevron!

/relurk
*edit* Rooooooooooiiiiiined! :( */edit*

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)

Not necessarily

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)

Jim'll fix it!

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 5:22, archived)

Do they do curry out or is it dine in only?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)

You lost me there for a second...

I assume "Carry out" is some provincial way of saying take away?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)

American I think

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:37, archived)

In that case

Yes they do, but only if you korma round to collect it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)

Fair enough

I'll poppadom over later and bring my nan!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)

Just a small slice

I'm on a deity

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)

you should chai some

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)

oh.. Goan then

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)

See very tasty

and the veggies we guru ourselves!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)

I had the veggies with some yogirt

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)

I'd steer clear of the women here mind..

you might get a dosa the crabs

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)

Ghee that sounds nasty!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)

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Frogbeat, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:21, archived)

The face in my Camel post below was from a search

I did based around the Freebase thread earlier.
I found this other worldly faced creature frequenting the same gym as Mr Freebase.

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)

*Saves for future use*

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)

Heh heh..

"Next stupid face per-leeeez!"

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/petranek/5570407410/in/photostream/lightbox/

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/petranek/2189854173/in/photostream/lightbox/

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)

Khaaaan!

www.flickr.com/photos/petranek/4538459479/in/set-72157623791210708/lightbox/

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 5:19, archived)

it's endless...

www.flickr.com/photos/petranek/6160593064/sizes/o/in/photostream/

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 5:35, archived)

I thought he looked somewhat familiar

great use

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)

*worships*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)

Haha

This is how I intend to spend my old age.
~~old age~~ next weekend

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)

hahaha

that should confuse 'em!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)

WOO

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:29, archived)

I can't believe it's not Buddah.

sorry

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:07, archived)

wahaha

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)

Not shopped :)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)

zen

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)

HOLY FUCK!

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)

hahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)

*smites embassy*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)

Emo Feldman.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)

this is your mighty boosh on drugs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)

I think the mighty boosh is already the mighty boosh on drugs.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)

i meant better drugs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)

hahaha - have a Jay Emo...

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)

Fake: His face is like 5 times bigger than that.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)

His hands give me the fear too!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)

Hahaha, needs more Matt Smith sized chin.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)

nice swinging cock action

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)

You're not the first person to tell me that.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)

i've no doubt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)

Hahaha, love the little tuck in at the end.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)

I think he-she is a little upset because it fell out.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)

haha

I hate that ad

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)

wow. I had to share this pic.

This has to be the most amazing lesbian porn pic I have ever seen! How did she get that there!

NSFW

edit: hang on - I'll try and get that sorted

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)

Woo new CDC toime

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)

massive dildo

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)

I still wonder how she hid a small car up there

Perhaps she was an adult film star before the chemo?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)

Hahaha

Nicely

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Frogbeat, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)

horracore!

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)

Ah...

So the tupperware party is NEXT door? Sorry to have bothered you.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)

yes sorry mate, this is the Chainsaw Gutfuck party - you'll want the neighbours :)

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)

hahahaha

gutfuck

(men boles Benea, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 0:59, archived)

Hillary Devay's costume for series 2?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:39, archived)

*bokes*

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)

*you're tied down and can't move as she approaches you with a lubed up strap on *

*she adjusts her position*

"I'm in".

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)

are you?

i don't think she can tell the difference.....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:19, archived)

'i'm in' were her words with the strap on.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)

ah, right

then i pity you all the more.
still, at least you didn't have to look at her face.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)

ah, my date's arrived

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)

watch it

he's after something...

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)

*sighs* aren't they all?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)

apropos of nothing......

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)

Best vent on radio

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)

I think you're confused

That's Ray Allen and "Lord Charles" - who actually was a bloody good vent.

Peter Brough and "Archie Andrews" were the vent act who worked mainly on radio, but didn't transfer well to TV.

</vent nerd>

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LP, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)

I'm confused

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)

He's going a bit green on the tum

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)

Nice chopper.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)

Which sewer was that taken in Paul_P?

* where is everyone?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:05, archived)

they've all fucked off

except me, as usual

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)

Hello Smashy!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)

HELLO WOBBLY!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)

Camel tiem!

I'm not entirely sure how this image came to be?

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)

Is this a sportball thing?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)

Yes*

*no

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)

it looks like bear grylls lol

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:46, archived)

pffft

Its not brown yet - needs another 10 minutes

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)

so that's how they make grizzly bears!

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)

griddle-y bears

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)

On a bearbecue.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)

Pffft...

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Ninj, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)

Hahahaha!

Silly boy.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)

*deploys*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)

fucking woo :D

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)

He has a rather handy corkscrew too

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Canker, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)

there be a classic spangin`

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)

Hahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)

yeeha!

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)

monday afternoons eh...

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

lobster lobster

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)

crabs?

crustaceans?
sea-dwelling arachnid type things?

RIS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)

haha

what did the number 0 say to the number 8?

nice belt....

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)

SHELLFISH!

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Joliet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)

but how many?

How Many?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

and another one

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Joliet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

Phew!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

tossers?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

I havent had one of those for bloody years

crippy pancaeks that is, not lobst0rz

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)

I did last week, out of nostalgia.

They were bloody awful, not how I remembered them at all.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

Very much this

Kids'll eat anything

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Joliet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

Need more voles!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)

The one at the back reminds me of that ginger seal for some weird reason.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

Maybe it's the creamy, mushroom sauce:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)

That's it! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)

just googled ginger seal

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)

I bet you're glad it didn't remind me of a ginger pussycat.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)

Or two girls one ginge!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)

That certainly uhh... paints a pretty picture.

*bokes*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)

Put them hovering over a vent for added word monging

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)

I'm telling your mum!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)

Volevo

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 1:25, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)

maan, you make me wish i had three mouthes!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)

He was asking for that to be fair

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)

that face

fits just about everything.

I FUCKING LOVE IT

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)

Cow?

You reckon? Mr Edd would be more my guess.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)

Quickie - Hate this untalented slut bitch

(Tequilaboy, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)

It's okay; I share your hate.

The ugly mummified horse faced bint.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)

She's lovely!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)

Oh, perhaps not...

perhaps not... Chedge

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)

Hahaha

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)

cum actor

well I never

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)

Damn

Now i feel like downloading that movie again, BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)

If caught DLing Sex & the City

the embarassment may well outweigh the fine

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

Naughty Jeremy!

He's done it again!

(Roddimus_Prime Should be revising, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)

^this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:31, archived)

lol pearoast on the FP!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)

JEREMY!

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)

Hahahahahaha!!

Lovely Moley and congrats on the FP!
*Click* :)

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Ninj, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)

Jeremy's barely recognisable with his eyes closed.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)

Oh Jeremy!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)

That's just brilliant.

Brilliant!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)

Geenie

arse!

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)

Nice of you to retain her hands for this picture. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)

I think the correct term is "Mands"

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)

Or 'Skeletal claws of hate and bad vibes'.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)

Ketamine

that's how she does it

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)

haha

"untalented slut bitch" that's quite the critique and missplaced vitriolic rage you have

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)

Sorry. I saw...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)

what is it?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)

pink wafer

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

Satan's biscuit choice

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Joliet, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)

NO one can out trump the mighty Garibaldi!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)

yeah, he was pretty cool

www.midwinter.com/b5/Pictures/Characters/garibaldi2.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

Names after the Italian revolutionary!

Biscuit and chief of security both.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)

I had him down as more of a Hobnob or chocolate digestive type.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)

the grey text to the right of her says Hairy Balls to me

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

We all know grey text never lies!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)

and 'fix the quim leak'

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

More like 'Seal up the nuclear reactor with concrete'.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)

I don't believe I've ever watched anything she's been in

so can't comment on her talent.

But there's no denying the horseyness

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

Mars Attacks? Ed Wood?

Hocus Pocus is ok too (for a kids halloween movie)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)

Cum stains will disappear in an instant with this pen! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)

~~dis~~

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)

i used to have a crush on her when she was in the smash-hit TV series 'Square Pegs'

I still think she wears some of the most excellent shoes :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)

Ah Dinnae Get It

SJP is one of those people whom everyone's telling me to hate, but you know what? I don't, and I don't get what annoys everyone about her. Some awful roles, but you can say the same about e.g. Sandra Bullock. Long face? Not much she can do about that, and she knows e.g. in Ed Wood her character is compared to a horse. Sex & the City? All four women were annoying as written. Like she cares what b3tans think anyway ...

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bnt what, me worry?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)

Boooooooooooooooooooooored

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)

Art!!

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Ninj, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)

ONOES!

She has Mickey Mouse Hand Disease:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)

pfft

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)

That sticks!:O

Eat more fibre.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)

*stinks

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)

Sticks is like stinks with more wood:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)

Monet Monet

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)

I have drawn a man shitting in my head...

Bloggins

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

Nice...

But not enough neck!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

That's what I told my missus.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

^ This

Needs more bulbosity

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

Tastes great though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)

The bulbous neck was there...

I toned it down a tad. Maybe I softened it too much. I shall have a rethink.

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)

sounds great!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)

The more I think about it the more I think he's trolling

and laughing far harder than you can possibly imagine

Or maybe he's just proving his point :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)

Your RoboWars FP is amazing!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)

ooh FP :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)

One way to see if the mods are present

post a new happytoast or monkeon pic and see how long it takes :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)

if it were that simple I'd have about 5,000 fps

*edit - more than that in fact according to contents of my B3ta folder

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)

blimey

thats a lot of b3ating

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)

Those are only the pictures I've kept

I would guess I've done twice as much

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)

*and the b3ta glass cock award for lifetime achievment goes to...*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)

thanks to the academy

but that cheap statuette is hardly going to pay the bills or get back the wasted time :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)

Not wasted.

You can save money on a portfolio by just having a link to the front page.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)

some of the stuff they've picked is truly awful

embarrassed to look back at it

They never pick the ones I'm proud of :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)

YOU'VE wasted time!?

Huh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)

you slowed down way too much, you could have been on 100k by now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)

All that low poly work keeping you on 32k huh?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)

hahaha

I get paid less than an actual tea boy at the moment :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)

tea boys at the Ritz are on £35k/annum

plus a company trolley

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)

*applies*

fuck it, my cucumber sandwiches are all 2005 standard and my tea pouring showreel is even older.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)

I ran out of hummus . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)

Lies

and
Filth

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)

I'm so glad I don't give a fuck about star wars

it sounds too stressful

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)

I don't get why people get upset

and I class myself as a star wars fan

"He's spoiling it for future generations" not if they've not seen the other version he's not
"He's spoiling it for me" but you saw the original and liked it right, just don't bother with the new ones, then he hasn't changed anything!
"He's just doing it to make more money" so?

The only people that should give a shit are Lucasfilm in case it doesn't sell

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

^ This

With more Ewok blink

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)

I think that's a lovely touch

not making me rush out and buy them though :D
I'd rather have the unedited DVDs from a couple of years back that everyone seemed to forget about

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)

i've got them

i watched a couple of scenes from the remasters and the originals and he's cleaned up a hell of a lot in the process. the originals on the dvds are the laserdisc transfer which was pretty rubbish. the remasters have much crisper colours, a hell of a lot less blur and generally look better -- until the shitty mid-90s cgi comes on when it just looks poor.

i prefer the original versions myself but then i did watch them when i was about 7, something people always seem to forget when they get all hot under the colour about it.

also, i agree, i think he's just trolling people and seeing how far he can push it before people *actually* stop buying the new release instead of just saying that they will

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)

The Ewoks were the only thing I liked about that movie. That and Luke Skywalker. I wanted one (an Ewok, I mean).

(Good Penny, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)

^this

With more Anakin 'Yippeeee!' dubbed in

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)

and ewok snuggling

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)

and human wampa arm

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)

My problem is...

mess with YOUR movie as much as you like. Just give me the option of watching the movie I grew up with on the same format.

Thanks

Love

Tokyo x

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)

you want a copy in 4:3 at 576 with fuzzy VHS lines all over it?

or you could have it in DVD version like these ones were
www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Episode-IV-Theatrical/dp/B000FMH8UI/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1316440602&sr=8-10

Original Version:2.0 Dolby Surround sound and is 2.35:1 letterbox within a 4x3 picture Disc 2 is THX, ensuring the highest possible quality picture and sound

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)

You know very well what I mean young man.

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)

I've just read that the blu rays have luke missing with his grappling hook!

For years people have said I was imagining it, but the scene exists!
Now to work out how the hell I saw it.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)

That's another issue..

you can't get ALL the missing scenes and extra's without buying the 3 piles of poo to.

Lucas's marketing dept. is excellent.....for him!

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)

bonus features in "used as motivation to purchase" Shocker!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)

Motivation to purchase the movies no one really likes...yes.

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)

All guns have been replaced by walkie talkies...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)

He's changing that back...

releasing a blu with none of the changes.

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)

i don't understand why he doesn't release the originals on blu-ray

then those that have them on VHS and DVD will buy them all over again.

they could even do an ultimate mega bastard collection, the original theatrial release, the re-release with updated effects and the new 'Nooooooooooooooooooo' version along with 3 weeks worth of extras.

it would sell.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)

seconded

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

I bought the originals on VHS in like 1995

that was the last time I found myself giving a fuck

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)

I find that I am increasingly being made to feel that I should have opinion about this.

But I'm just not really that interested in early 80s Science fiction films.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)

not even flash gordon?

:-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)

"You've never seen a Valkyrie go down".

:-)

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)

HAHAHA

THATS WERE YOUR WRONG THEY WERE LATE 70S AND EARLY 80S LOL ASH CALLED THERE FIRST ALBUM 1977 COS THAT WAS WHEN THE FIRST ONE CAME OUT HAVE A CLUE BEFORE YOU COMMENT

*ahem* sorry, been reading daily mail comments and i think it's whacked 60 points off my iq

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)

Exactly, and now having pointed out one small flaw in his statement

He is now legally compelled to abandon his former belief systems and shout from the rooftops about how he is now a converted fan of all things Star Wars.
That's how internet debating works, isn't it? That's what we all signed up to, right?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)

Absolutely!

I think Chutters will admit he's come to his senses because I picked him up on a small, unimportant slip, and the world will be set to rights until the NEXT time someone says something a pedant can poke a very small hole in.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)

*pokes*

*splurt*
*wipes*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)

Oh well, may as well add my tuppence worth to this subject

Erm...
*thinks*
What is Star Wars?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)

It's where three womens go shopping for shoes . . .

. . . IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)

*Rushes to Amazon to order a copy*

They'd better be sparkly shoes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)

you're confusing it with Sex and in the City

with that woman with the face

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)

Sarah Unexpected Jessica Horse Parker?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)

It's not science fiction!

It's a fucking fairy tale in space!

Dark Lord kidnaps Princess
Wizard enlists hero to rescue Princess
Dark Lord uses dragon to destroy Princess's home
Hero rescues princess (but wizard gets killed)
Stuff happens
Good guys kill dragon and defeat Dark Lord

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)

Sounds like a mash-up of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)

Proper term from the golden age of sci-fi: Space Opera

As in: Star Trek is science fiction, Star Wars is space opera.

They both have their place, but which space operas you like sort of depends on how stinky you like your cheese.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)

Lovely.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)

I'm glad I gave up on Star Wars when Episode 1 was released.

The whole series has become a parody of itself, to the point where I can't even watch the original cuts anymore. Lucas is biting the hand that feeds him, and has done for years and years.

Hypocritical fat necked fuck.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)

I remember seeing it at the cinema when it first came out

My mate nagged me to go, I was apprehensive.

I tolerated about half an hour's worth then walked out of the cinema.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)

I think it's a case of rose-tinted specs with most people.

I tried watching 4, 5 and 6 for the first time in years over the Summer, and I got so bored I had to give up... just near the end of ep. 4.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)

Like Messrs. Savalas and Chutney, I'm not a Star Wars fan

but I agree wholeheartedly with the point being made here

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)

Needs more World War 10

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Ninj, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)

Expendables 2. *fingers crossed*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

i thought the first one was wank, so no ta from me

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)

Mm, it didn't do much for me either. Could have been a lot better.

But daring? Definitely.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)

The airline friendly version was fucking hilarious

"Run you custard!"

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Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)

hahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)

This film must be made!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)

~~must be~~ has been

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)

*Heads off to dvd shop*

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)

It's called "Sense and Sensibility"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)

*Puts disc in dvd player*

You fibber!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)

Blimey!

That's a whole lotta awesome!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)

I bet you stole this from Steven Seagal's downstairs loo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)

Hahaha...

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Ninj, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)

I only ever saw the first one.

Which is now the fourth one, or something.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)

It was amazing forethought.

He made one of the best films ever but left himself plenty of room to comprehensively trash it over the next few decades.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)

Is that a cover for "Songs to take a Dump to"?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)

if so, it's better than mine

*flounce*

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

some social statement or other...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)

dag onna string

i likes!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)

...

...easier wiv a sharpie

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)

I don't undetstand this...

Which is nice...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)

not sure there is too much to understand really

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)

i dont think he likes dags

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)

I like dags. - I like caravans more.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)

proper fucked

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)

bin juice!!! that's a good'un!!

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)

i think it's nice how the semi professional protestors have decamped to the site.

it may leave some space for people to reclaim their houses that they have been squatting in.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)

hahahaha!

I b et there's a Socialist Worker stand set up and all

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)

haha this

if there is one thing worse than folk who set up large housing camps on unoccupied land without permission, it's fucking squatters*.

*the type who break into occupied homes that are temporarily left unoccupied as opposed to those who occupy completely abandoned buildings

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)

some Romanians turned up at the (derelict) house next door to mine

...through my back garden

I had to put my best dad voice on...they were all carrying suitcases

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)

fuckers!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)

I'll bet the guy who concreted his legs into an oil drum, this morning, is chuffed that the bailiffs now won't be turning up until Friday.

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)

mmmm cat scabs!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)

It's hard to find something with bin juice at under 200 calories.

So I like this a lot.

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)

it was strained through the gusset of some old tights

to remove some of the fatty lumps

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)

Mmmmm.....

Tasty.
How about some non-Dale Farm cake for pudding?
Chedge

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)

bleurgh!

Bear Grylls loves it though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)

weird

I just left a bear grylls comment up there and then scrolled down and saw this. what a cunt.

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm Rat

yuck marzipan

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)

Delicious,

But how about a light snack?

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)

Needs moar Goatse

(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)

"bin juice"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)

Jaaaamieeee! Dirty boy

Sharpie & poor impulse control =

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)

what was it before you edited it? Crispy bullock? Mmmmmm

You can tell im no monger of fish. Ive never heard of a pollock!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)

3 crispy bollock fishcakes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)

2 crispy bollock pishcakes

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)

*gags*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)

Office LOL

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)

Cod

...and frozen stuff is a fucker to write on

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)

shyeah roight

no sharpie based font matching algorithm is that good!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

Rumbled!

Pollocks!

www.youngsseafood.co.uk/web/product_info.asp?trg=ff&id=134

.

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)

I've seen them hosting Masterchef.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

bandwagon

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

complete with 'die you dick' style JPG degradation

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)

Is that

Richard Hammond?

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)

if it was

I dont think i'd be going to hell as much...

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)

ahhahaha!

fuck!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)

Bwhahahahah

Ahahahaha

My girlfriend doesnt like it though.

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)

holy fuck

massive lolz!!

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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)

aye....

This is one that would NEVER see the front page!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 21:46, archived)

I find references to flids, spazz and mongs very offensive

Hang on.............

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)

hahahha

best lunchbreak ever

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)

of them

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)

such good value

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)

I love b3ta - only on here could something like this ever happen

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)

Any excuse for FUCK these days.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)

hahaha

God, i love freebase, and the word FUCK which somehow got afilliated with him

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)

Freebase is one of those timeless classics.

Aged well like the highest quality bourbon.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)

shame they deleted the source pics of the rowing

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)

Aww they did?! D:

I guess they must have twigged we've been taking the piss out of Freebase Man for a while.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)

still won't stop us, and the unaltered pic is still in the original psp file I turned into Freebase

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)

^ would

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)

Do you still have the other pics that people sometimes use, by any chance?

(Also Flanbase?)

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)

that's the only source pic I have unfortunately

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)

Pity

Someone else must have the others though. Everytime I see any of the others cropping up I think I'll ask, then we can set up a little website of B3ta sources. I could call it b3takit!

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)

Now that'd be something. :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)

Search - Petranek fitness jonesy

and look who is here...
youtu.be/_oJK1k8YR4g

and here:
youtu.be/9K3TSiYHz28

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)

he looks a bit like a beefed up Tony Shalhoub when he's not gurning

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)

It's so strange to see Freebase in live action.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)

oh fantastic :)

he sounds rather different from the freebase in my mind

i think i prefer my version

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)

For some weird reason, I'd imagine him to sound like Meowth from the Pokemon cartoon.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)

I imagined a lot more grunting

Kind of like Stig of the Dump.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)

Yup I know what you mean

seeing him sort of ruins the mystique - sorry

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)

ah but the joy is that we can keep our mystique

and occasionally send him links to the greatest freebase pictures

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)

It's strange,

Even though I know that's the original photo, He still looks photoshopped on.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)

^ This

I thought the same when I first saw it. It is a truly astonishing other worldly face

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)

haha

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WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)

hahahahahahah

i need to sit down

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)

(masterpimpofdoom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)

what the no fucked jesusing fuck faced double jesusing fuck?!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)

Is there not enough fuck?

(masterpimpofdoom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)

what discomeats *meant* to say was "what the fucking no fucked jesusing fuck faced double fucking jesusing fuck?!" but he missed out two "fuckings". NOT ENOUGH FUCK.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)

(masterpimpofdoom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)

FUCK

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)

Fuck?

(masterpimpofdoom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)

Fuck.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)

(masterpimpofdoom, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)

*drools*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)

Had to.....

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)

Bollocky biscuit base

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)

Dash of cream LOL

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)

2 Sandra Bullocks

you've never heard of pollock?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

Hmmm

Should've changed it to One Massive Cock

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)

Haha

Prick with a fork!:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)

I LITERALLY hate you!

Honestly!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)

*forks*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)

Jamie Oliver sausages

Prick with a fork
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)

It was Ainsley though:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)

hahahahaha

oh and

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)

Shovels are the new frying pan

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)

brilliant!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)

I've been waiting to use this...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)

Hahaha!

It's funny because he has an Ox's tongue!
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)

Mmmm ox tongue

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

Mmmm crispy ox tongue

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)

Is that the fabled, ever repeating lady trump?

*Edit* Bollocks, I think something went wrong with my browser, all I saw was the first few frames with the skirt twitching!

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)

Just cos it was in my head - I do apologise

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)

Pea from '08

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)

Three years ahead of the curve!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)

The question is

Who's backing the Completion Bond?

Ahh, we are.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)

Miss Moneypenny

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)

Tickets priced at ~~€10~~ 50 New Drachma!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)

Update, due to inflation

tickets are now priced at 809 New Drachma.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)

haha

get your wheelbarrows here! Only ~~4000~~ ~~5000~~ ~~6000~~ ~~7000~~ ~~8000~~ 9000...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)

Correction

New price 10 New Eurodrachmas

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)

It's a drachma drama!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)

excellente!

GREECE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOS

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)

I was booking a trip to Greece last week*

when I heard the price, I was all like: Hey, I just want to visit, not buy the place!

* may contain lies

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

*canned laughter*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)

*tumbleweeds*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)

Ooooh nice.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)

fookin PIKIES

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)

hahaha

bloody raceists!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)

thei cant even speling rite

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)

^This

Even better than racialists.

Not that travelling is a race. It's about the journey.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)

spang!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)

Lucky Heather - Fire Sale!

/way too harsh

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)

SPORT ARE PYKIZ

I love how the kids are standing when the bikes have gone :-D

It was like district nine when i was watching it on telly in the Gym - i wanted to stay there longer so i could see it kick off, which it didnt...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)

I went travelling once

and at no point did I have ginger hair and smell of cabbage

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)

Fuck em right off!!! That's what I say...

Either that or teach them one word of English.. Traveller: Commonly refers to one who travels, especially to distant lands.

If you wanted to stay in one place PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND CALL YOURSELVES "STATIONARIES"!!!

* This rattles me... Sorry b3ta

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)

I bet theyre stalling so they can collect enough fuel to power the flying caravan they have secretly built underneath one of their shacks.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)

Pisses me off too

Either travel or stay put (applying for planning permission etc), but if you're going to stay put DON'T say you're a traveller! The whole point is that travellers aren't supposed to be able to bear living in a permanent structure: SO STOP BUILDING THEM THEN!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)

^ THIS!!!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

Yeah I don't understand this either

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)

they aren't all bad...

newsthump.com/2011/09/19/dale-farm-residents-present-list-of-laws-theyre-happy-to-abide-by/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)

Also, it's not a race.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)

Trouble is, all the common land they used to stay on isn't there any more

so travelling is nigh on impossible as nobody wants them hanging about. So they get moved on by the coppers and end up overnighting in lay-bys, where they generally get moved on again by the coppers.

Nobody wants travellers camping nearby, spoiling the view, leaving a mess, robbing and generally selling pegs and cursing. Once upon a time they would have followed the harvest work getting jobs on farms and the like, but in an increasingly industrialised society they have become an anachronism. You can't deny them the right to their lifestyle, but there doesn't seem much point to it any more. Other than going on channel 4 and generally making life difficult for themselves.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)

perhaps Endemol could knock up a Traveller/Big Brother/Truman Show type thing

Travellers: This is Davina!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)

"your live on channel 4, please don't say fuck or bugger"

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)

feck or booger

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)

Actually, they have, in Holland

or was it SBS?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)

Perhaps we could find them a new country with plenty of space to move around in

I think there's a lot of room in the middle of Australia. No police to enforce the laws, either.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)

^ and this...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)

I don't know, I think wherever they went they'd be bothered by the authorities,

it seems to be part of their nature to be (or be seen to appear to be) put upon.

Edit: Australia doesn't have the best of records when it comes to dealing with ethnic groups.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

yeah but the aussie police would have a hell of a drive into the middle of the outback

in all seriousness i've no idea what the solution is, but strings of travellers fouling up a site and leaving without cleaning it is both unpleasant and expensive for the taxpayer - quite besides any other issue. that doesn't justify victimising them, but it does justify finding a way of passing on the expense, or preventing it in the first place.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

Make caravans illegal.

This would be immensely popular with everyone except a tiny belligerent minority in the population. And the travellers.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)

I bet if Jeremy Clarkson stood for MP on a manifesto of banning caravans

he'd get in on a landslide.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)

But then we'd have to elect someone opposed to the wearing of slip-ons

and long hair on middle aged men who should know better. It's a slippery slope.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)

That's democracy, my friend

a never-ending slippery slope leading straight to hell. Or perhaps to 70s rock played overloud in cars we'll never be able to afford.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)

It's a price I'm willing to pay.

LET'S ROCK!

/puts foot down in slightly crap car, accelerating sedately to 31 mph.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)

FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS MAKE MY ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND

Not sure if that was what I wanted on the radio, but never mind.

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boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)

Oh no, it's a perfectly valid argument. I'm pissed off too.

They stole my contingency plan and made it look shit.

A bit too much of a Mad Max vibe.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)

one 'run-in' I had with travellers was some years ago when some managed to move onto a section of a local cycle track

I'd forgotten they were there one day and cycled home along that track

as I was nearing the caravans suddenly a load of dogs appeared from nowhere and started attacking & chasing me, got quite a few marks on my ankles as I pedalled as fast as I could to get away

fuckers

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)

arfs

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

lol!

d'ya like daaags??

(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

P-p-per-per-per-play it nice and cool Granville, nice and cool...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)

Hahahahaha!

And finally that's funny again :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)

Scientifically proven to be the most popular ever comedy moment in the history of the world bar none.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)

"...bar none." Lolz

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)

PLAY IT! PLAY IT! PLAY IT AGAIN!

Play it until it's burned into my retinas and every time I blink I see Del boy falling through the bar......
Then Trigger makes a face...

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHIGB6w6yRs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)

:-)

And trigger makes a face!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)

No income tax, no VAT

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)

^this^

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)

I don't mind Only Fools, but I wouldn't say Del falling through a bar is the funniest thing on tel-

Oh, I see what you did there. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)

hahahahahaha!

click

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jw_vOOeVO8

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)

WTF?

$1.95 a minute? To hear that?
It's why I don't understand babestation, I'd gladly pay my mrs. £1.50 a minute to wobble about topless AND NOT TALK TO ME!
That can't be making them any money!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)

Excellent :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Send for Nurse Gladys!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)

rRrRR_rrrr

There seems to be a pirate theme occurrin'.

(Bocboy, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)

Sweet!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUcznJNZc0o&feature=related

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)

On my stag do, we went to Devon, and we went fishing on a chartered boat.

The chap who's boat it was was a good Devon lad, and thus had a strong accent, and a habit of squinting with one eye from staring into the sun.

He was, basically, only one step away from having a hook and an eye patch.

EDIT: And it's reminded me of the Pirate Car what I done back in the days before all this were internets:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)

Yaaaaarrrrr!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)

top Andrewing Rob

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)

Yaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!!

that be a fine Type 23 Destroyer he be on, a fine and seaworthy vessle if ever i saw one.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)

*click* Rrrrrr(rrr)

keelhaul: does not compute.

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)

Pirate Radi-arrrrr

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)

Moarrrr

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

Oh, I like this.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)

Perhaps he needs a new boat!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)

STAAAN!

This needs more love. Good stuff thar!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)

Porthole defoggers

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)

BOO!

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Ninj, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)

hahahahaha

Lucas really has taken the re-editing too far!

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Q4nobody, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)

^ Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)

Fred Flintstone shot first

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)

So the caretaker was using the droid's projector to create the ghosts to scare people away from the abandoned goldmine!?

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..wil, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)

I'd've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling Ewoks!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)

Damn this iPhone is slow to response do you have a mop?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)

Imop?

May trigger the moister sensors though.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)

Zoinks!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)

Jinkies!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)

"And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling younglings!"

:D
/may contain the force

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)

Yippeee...

;)

*edit* also:

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..wil, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)

I think this talk like a pirate day is a load of bollocks. What do you say fluffy?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)

(Fly Projector, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)

This isn't the ghost you're looking for...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

i bin trawlin' the depths (of my harddrive) for prime booty.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)

Watch those wandering hands Andrew... just cos she's dead...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)

Yarrr me thunderbolt wielding matey

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)

*burns everyone*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)

Kill your family

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)

hahaha

i murdered the honey monster this morning.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)

is he mourning the lack of fanny hole to put it in?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)

This was my initial thought . . .

But then, "Any port in a storm?"

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Q4nobody, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)

Ah the old Mermaid Problem

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MermaidProblem

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)

It's a known fact that mermaids invented the tit wank.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)

^THIS^

100%FACT

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)

And they poo forwards.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)

nah it hangs out the back of them

all stringy and following them around

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)

somewhat belatedly, this...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)

Exactly like that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)

You mean, it's not just the overriding assumption of lateral, rather than vertical tails?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)

I assumed they'd have vertical tails like dolphins

But now I think about it, if they were half-fish they'd be lateral...

Huh

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)

Movement is lateral, the tail fins are vertical.

On a fish.
Unless it's a flatfish, but they cheat and lay on their side.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)

Maybe her leg just grow?

Like Daryl Hannah's did in Splash?

Click for Proof (Possibly NSFW)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)

Hooray!

It's been yonks since I last coloured one of yours in.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)

...and what about pictures of Andrew McDavies?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)

even longer

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)

Hurrah!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)

Hurrah!

For Andrew!
and Unkie Thor!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)

Bad Andrew!

He's copping a feel of that there Mermaid :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)

i think you'll find that is a dead mermaid

so that's fine.

you are familiar with the laws of atlantis i assume?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)

Ah yes, The Necrophilia Clause.

Always forget that one.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)

You have to feel sorry for the fish..

Nice work Thor

*clicks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)

Nice pict!! aww

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)

Yay!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)

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