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Get on.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)

billy is a cunt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)

isn't he?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)

i'd have shivved him with an icicle if i was Stripe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)

RIP Stripe your with da demons now. x

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:13, archived)

pff

i liked him, but the yowly cat noises made when he was dying gave me the skeeves

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)

The only film that scared me as a kid

was Howard the Duck. The bit where the principle from Ferris Bulliers Day Off's face was bubbling really troubled me. even watching it again years later it had the same affect.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)

god, the faces he pulled always made me laugh!

watched him in ravenous a few years ago, he's well fat now. watership down terrified me, i still hate it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:24, archived)

Howard the Duck...

...terrifying. I'm completely with you. Creepy feathery bastard.

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RodTheGod, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:36, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:37, archived)

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Frogbeat, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:46, archived)

I remember seeing it at the cinema and thinking how shit it was

And. Was nly about 12.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)

just thinking

if you were on acid, the film would probably be awesome

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)

. . G en i u s . . m8

. I always like to make sure that I eat before midnight .

(Twisted Technic .. as if, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:03, archived)

cheers :)

Do you have a Gremlin in your belly?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)

That film freaked me out when I was 10

It was a whole year in panic of gremlins waiting for me in the dark.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:21, archived)

Looks like billy is going to be on the receiving end of some gremlin buggery rape.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)

This coffee smells like shit

De-RIS

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)

That made me lol so hard

Thank you

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)

~~lol~~

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)

DOINK

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)

Yeah BABY !

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)

whatashitpowersource

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)

In the future, toilets will be plumbed into the National Grid.

Where were you on that one Sci-Fi writers ?

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)

inhabitat.com/poop-burger-japanese-researcher-creates-artificial-meat-from-human-feces/

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)

iamnotclickingonthat

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)

It's just a vegeburger with some proteins sourced from faeces

Not really the poo burger the headline implies

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)

got to be an improvement on burger king

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)

Flame-grilled Plopper

Quarter-poonder.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)

heehee

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)

i like that site

they said nice things about me :)
inhabitat.com/steampunk-r2-d2-robot-made-from-recycled-materials/

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)

nice one...that's superb:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)

If you're the guy who made R2S2

Then you are worthy of winning teh intarwebs. I bow down in your presence.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)

sponsored by kellog's

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)

"We don't make sewage for anyone else"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)

pffff

how are you today, DMH?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)

I am not too bad, Miss Monkey

Enjoying a midweek day off.
And your good self?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)

excited and very nervous

got a letter from the hospital today

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)

Ah, some progress I hope?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)

very much so

pre-op consultation on the 10th, followed by preliminary exploratory surgery on the 19th. if this goes well, it could be looking at getting the full reconstructive surgery early next year!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)

Oh wow - congrats!

The 10th must all seem a bit sudden

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)

i've waited 23 years for this

and now it's next month. my head's a bit up my arse tbh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)

Your head's up your arse?

Oh no, now you'll need another operation to remove it!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)

arf!

my birthday's the 22nd, so it's the best present i could ask for :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)

I warned you about that!

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)

0_0

his feet are staring at me......

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)

I think he's wearing those bear slippers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)

either way, it's freaking me out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)

Seams? I don't believe you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)

ahahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)

Dems sum kumfee slippahs!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)

Yey to animal slippers

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)

^ Would

~~Would~~ Wood

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)

Good evening. Please help me and manipulate this picture to bring more emotion in it

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:30, archived)

Hansen Thorp Pellinen Olson inc?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:32, archived)

i'd be angry too

if i had arms growing from my chin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)

abseiling beans!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)

I thought it was one of these:

♫

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)

beans ARE the musical fruit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)

those crazy beans!

anything for a thrill!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)

chinarms?

charms?

chirams?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)

chiram gummer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)

Holy shit, this MOVES me, man D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:42, archived)

deep

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)

Wait, is this upside down?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)

hey

i heard that cats in your neighbourhood have only one eye
any idea why is that .. ?

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)

Here you go, weirdo

This is the only emotion I know

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)

the penis?

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)

I don't know how you managed to see a penis in there, you sick fuck

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)

haha

sick fuck

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)

haha the first face is such a win

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:55, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)

SPLOOSH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)

a lovely word with so many implications

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)

I don't know how you managed to see a SPLOOSH! in there, you sick fuck

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)

It's there every time I look at it.

Maybe I need professional help.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)

we all do

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)

Most of these have been sexual.

Freud would have a field day with us.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)

he was so messed up

I blame his mother

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)

I cunt pussy.

I mean, uh.. I agree.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)

ah...he wore brown shoes...what does he know?!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)

Real men of science wear wingtips.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)

Now he's a scientist?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)

~~science~~ neurology

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)

Personally, I distrust any b3tard who doesn't draw a cock on this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)

Only reason I haven't is because he's balls-deep in that guy's shitpipe.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)

You're excused

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)

now full of emotion

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:15, archived)

Request granted.

Aww shit, Discomeat's already done a bumming one!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)

I swooped in like an angry bumming seagull

no..wait.. what?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)

I hear they're a bit rougher down south (no pun intended)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)

that's because they got bad aids

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)

*puts on green ribbon* this should protect me!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)

Bumpiss

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)

No thanks :P

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)

alas, this is a true sign of bumpiss

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)

hahaha

HIS ASS

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)

Emotion I can do.

Or was that toilets? It was toilets.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)

Emotional toilets

Is that a realdoll?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)

No,

just a poor drawing. There was a reason for it, but I forget what.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)

hahahah

hahaha

hahaha

LOOKING A LITTLE FLUSHED THERE

HAHAHA

HAHAHA

hahaha
haha

/leaves

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)

I actually thought it was a picture of a realdoll

Not a drawing.

Do with this information as you please, but I am impressed.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)

Thank you

the toilet and window are real, the walls less so, the girl very little so.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)

Smells like she got too emotional.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)

that is one claustrophobic looking toilet

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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)

It isn't real

I drew it; well some of it.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)

What are we, your photoshopping bitches? Etc...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)

what do you think?

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)

I'd say a no on that

Unless of course you wanted to see others create cartoon buggery.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)

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Canker, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)

Happy 13th Birthday Google

Click for bigger (148 kb)

(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)

hahahahaha

*voice changes*

Hohohoho

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)

It's a special time in a young boys life

(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)

No cock and to many pubes!

Not real

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)

If anyone wants to add a CDC please be my guest

(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)

If you say so

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PFC Hudson, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)

Its still got to many pubes but good attempt

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)

TOO PINK

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:43, archived)

That IS clever!

And a teensy bit genius!

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..wil, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)

Thanks, thought of it on the toilet.

(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)

Won't ask what you were looking at.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)

some hard boiled eggs

(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)

You thought of it on the toilet?

Surely it should have looked like this then

CFB

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PFC Hudson, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)

It was only number 1's, I sit down to pee.

(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)

I draw the line

At 'shopping in puddles of pee as 'O's

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PFC Hudson, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)

I respect your morals. Something you need to hear a lot more on B3TA.

(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)

One has to draw the line somewhere

Or I'm no better than immigrants, gays, Muslims and the Dutch

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PFC Hudson, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)

Yeah fuck the dutch

(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:32, archived)

heh

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:06, archived)

Curiously, that's also where my best thinking takes place...

must be the grunting and straining...

*need moar fibre...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:59, archived)

and in other news...

WTF!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)

Liz from Glos, telling it how it is

(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)

Wait...she got thumbs down? On the DAILY MAIL WEBSITE?!

But Daily Mail readers LOVE putting people down!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)

top stuff

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)

Very clever indeed!

bravo.

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enceladus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)

Good stuff

You sent it to them?

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 0:33, archived)

My first FP

A Woo Hoo !

(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)

"Excuse me, mein Führer, there's something going on in the sculpture class"

Thanks to Rattlehead for the original gif - www.b3ta.com/board/10551167

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

hahaha!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)

Why did the Führer have brown hands?

Because he kneaded a poo/to sculpt Lionels massive deformed head.

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jon_tanner, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)

I'll have you Hitler

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)

Hmph. Every good new pic deserves a crap old one, that's my motto.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)

Hello Mr Hitler, what are you looking for?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)

Hallo? Ist es mir, die Sie suchen?

(here's hoping Google translate got that right!)

Nice... except there's something creepily Cameronesque about the chap on the right (the one facing the camera, not the amorphous blob)

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)

Danzig

on the ceiling.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)

Ooh,

quel sensation! Quand nous dansons sur le plafon.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)

Kebab toucher

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sinisterduck, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)

Big jobs

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)

nice job

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)

Icy Watyu did there.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)

lolwut?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

Bonkers!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:56, archived)

For no reason whatsoever

Justin Bieber suffering from a fever, dressed as a Diva, holding a cleaver in a Vauxhall Viva

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)

Er ...

whut?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)

If I knew how to do that funky mouseover thing

I could make it an explanation, of sorts, or maybe I've just been out of work too long :(

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)

If you host it on b3tards then it gives you a little spot where you can add hover text.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)

Ahhh cheers mate!

Too late now though, ah well it's in the alt text if anyone can be bothered right clicking. Will make more (or less sense). I'll do a funny one one day I promise!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)

Nice chopper

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)

Wicked Witch of the West: The Afro Years

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)

green peace cleaver fro car

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)

I so want to watch that.

Somebody make it real!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)

settle for Black Dynamite.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

Awesome!

Added to list, ta.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

also: DOLEMITE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIUEHsyt54I

Hamburger Pimp is possibly my favourite screen character ever.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)

That is so bad it has to be good.

It's Sledge Hammer with an afro!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)

It's not easy being green

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)

RIP David Croft

Nobody mentions his film work...

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)

Yes

That is all

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)

Hahahaha

This is marvellous!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)

Well thank you.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)

Sad news....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)

that's sad news... :( ace picture though!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)

Fade in to view of Pearly Gates

A figure walks up to St. Peter who looks over his glasses and asks: "Name?"
Mainwaring [Unseen]: "Don't tell him Croft."

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TitanLX, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)

I'm doing a comic for the Christian Times

more lols next week

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Divine.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)

Hahahahaha

That's my dad when he was young.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)

brilliant

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)

haha!

I've been arguing about religious teaching on my local paper comment pages

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)

trying to get them to teach your kerazy creationist theories are you?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)

Hahaha

Very good!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)

OH MY GOD RUN! HE'S GOT RABIES

;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)

Oh herro me rikey u evre much Happy Toast (no homo)

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)

needs more life story

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)

Is this a new thing now or what?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)

depends what you mean by 'this'

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)

Heh heh.

Nice but I doubt they'll be firing Dave Walker any time soon.

Edit: Ignore me, I'm getting my God-based Timeses mixed up.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)

Edit: Not aimed at you Afinkawan! Just an example of Dave Walker style crap.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)

I like his stuff

And he's a splendid chap.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

I'm sure he is a lovely chap.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)

Who is Dave Walker?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)

Dave Walker's the Church Times's cartoonist.

see www.cartoonchurch.com/blog/

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)

Thank you muchly

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)

It's nice to have a job that nobody else wants.

Or even would imagine existed.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)

He's a nice man. I won his World Cup sweepstake and he sent me books and stuff as a prize.

I imagine it's quite a tricky job keeping material coming for the Church Times which is amusing and doesn't actually get you sacked.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)

\o/

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)

I'm sorry happytoast.. I just couldn't help myself

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)

needs more

animal rape (it's ok they're adults)
stalking
depiction of the artist in child form
split personality
demands for attention
and life story

but otherwise I think you've improved it :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)

if I could draw those things I'd already be drawing them

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)

the it's okay they're adults defence

was my second favourite quote of today.

"Because everyone don't to do hate thing.
pedophilia is No thanks. ^^;" still wins.

Language barriers are fun :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)

adult rape is the happy rape clearly

all those people you read about in the papers are clearly wasting police time

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)

to be fair we could taking the still life out of context

it may not have been rape... the crying bear could have consented and then regretted it. I think we've all been there. Those pterodactyls are smooth talkers but muchly less than compassionate lovers... I mean...

tits

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)

Internet white-knight to the rescue

Although I'm secretly convinced it's a JJ alt

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)

I want to really true beautiful thing.

If thousands of times a person like me to complain, they will die. So I do not stop swearing. :D

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)

Thanks for your Japanese n_n

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)

if it made any sense, it's a miracle

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)

hahaha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:46, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)

TRAGEDY AT HANSON GIG!

THOUSANDS KILLED!
NONE INJURED!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)

Ha!

Hahahaaha This is terrific!

Why Han and Chewie and not Luke and Leia though?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)

Dammit!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)

pssst...

luke and leia were never locked up together

/star wars spaz blog

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)

Yes. Um yes, that's it. That's the reason why.

that's it. That's the reason why.:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)

but they did get locked all together in that garbage crusher on the death star

... would that count?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)

no, they trapped themselves in the garbage *cough*compactor*cough*

sorry, i didn't realise i was this much of a star wars geek

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)

Whilst trying to escape

That's what I meant :P

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)

That's a bit..., you know.....

lame :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)

tell me about it.

i used to have a talking book version on a c90 cassette when i was a little kid. i used to able to pretty much recite the whole thing word for word.
oh, the shame!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)

i like this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)

BOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBS

*le glomp*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)

ssssssssSausage!!!

*glomps*

*kidnaps*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)

Yaay long time no see - I hope all is spiffing in family bobs!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)

Zis is razzer naiyce

*le click*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)

Merci mademoiselle!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)

de rien

mon petit chou-fleur!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)

I imagine the technique of using a lightsaber to make a horse run faster is not one that caught on.

WTTP!

*relurks*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)

Whereas the threat of a fingering with a sparkly glove works wonders....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)

Wheels out Peter again...

WOO!

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)

Wahay!

I saw this when I was searching for the source pics...
Tis a cracker!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)

Hehehe!

Cheers Moley :)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)

Fucking hell.

Too hyper-real.
I clicked it, but... brrrrr.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)

Yes!

Two of my favourite films mushed together

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)

CHEDGE

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)

Hooray!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)

Pffft.

Did Vader lose a hand attaching the string to the end of his lightsaber?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)

Harrison Ford looks so peeved at being captured

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)

The Transporter 4

Probably been more subtle if I'd superimposed Pat into a BMW or similar

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TitanLX, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)

i am bleeding out of my penis

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)

the pic? unexpected bad guy compo entry

www.b3ta.com/board/10551291

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)

Not the pic

The bleeding :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)

ah!

click the link. it was a failed experiment

i'm clearly bored and uninspired

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)

Special Delivery Service!

You know Pat's got a helicopter now, right?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)

Does he also have a bridge and a shark as well though?

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TitanLX, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)

Hmmm, that's a terrific question, and I may have to find out the answer for you...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)

no?

(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)

The kitten's lament.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)

Except cocks

Well, most cocks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)

I dunno

I've seen some pretty cheesy ones in my time..

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

pretty and cheesy?

actually, cat's feet smell of cheese

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)

no, but yes

oooh fact of the day for me, now if only I had a cat to test it on. Also afternings Griffy x

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)

Hi Chorizo

*blushes*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)

I can safely say

I've never smelt a cat's feet.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)

LIES!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

What?

He can UNsafely say he's never smelled a cats feet?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

while leaning back on a chair... on a cliff

while ironing in the bath

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)

I was thinking of running with scissors

But these are all acceptable suggestions.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)

ironing in the bath...

both DANGEROUS and FUTILE.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)

But...but but..but....

The steam gives such great results!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)

I've just been running with scissors through a bath full of irons on a cliff

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)

mmm, futile

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)

recklessly eating soup straight from the microwave

or altering other people's chevrons without permission

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)

you ruined your own chevron.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)

ooh, no I'm not

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)

SPIES

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)

I just want to make a mini chevron

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)

and I'm done

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)

cockfoot

NSFW*** www.b3tards.com/u/80a9bf170895cf97aeb9/5_legs_foot_dick_nsfw.jpg ***NSFW

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

wherre can i order one of THOSE from?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)

Strange things are afoot

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)

delightful!

edit/ can't stop looking at it!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)

Foot fetishists dream

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)

her toenails are too long...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)

A pedantic foot fetishists nightmare

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

her font is too brown

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)

jesus christ

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)

if it is

they're gonna need one hell of a cross!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)

I wish cat food smelled of human feet

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

oh this! ^

thank science for dried cat food

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)

i like it

it's crunchy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)

there is a lot of truth here

especially over in /talk -- it always smells like feet there

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

i was there earlier,

it smelled of eggs and porkpies

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)

Kittins wiv teefs

I love that carpet and want it in my house!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

it's like a pub carpet

why do pubs have the most pointless shit on their shelves? it's as if someone went shopping blindfolded at a car boot sale to stock up on ornaments in most of them

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)

They have dressers for pubs

who buy stuff to put in them to make them look lived in and authentic.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)

It could be yours...

ukflooringblog.wordpress.com/2010/09/10/lifestyle-carpet-collection-part-4-headlam-group/ It's not cheap though, £24-£32 per square metre.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)

Oooh that is quite pricey - What do they make it from?..

Shaved Kittens fed on a diet of the best steak from cows reared only on grass where each idividual blade has been hand picked by trained monkeys each with individual tuxedos from one of Italy's finest fashion houses?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)

Erm

just sheeps wool, I think. But they probably get massages or something.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)

Booo

I want kitten carpet. But massaged sheep will have to suffice I suppose.

Any more Hams in the pipeline for you soon sir?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)

He'd be right to fear the pattern in that carpet, too...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)

I AM SOOO GOOD AT RAP

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)

says the cat with the human teeth!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)

Damn those talking cats with human teeth,

Coming over here, stealing our, um - that's not going to work, is it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)

Coming over here, stepping in our cheeses

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)

Mice? Toothpaste?

Foot cheese?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)

Footpaste

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)

WOOOOO

...and *Click*

:D

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)

You have feline

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)

hahahaha, i'll pop this here then

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)

Giggety!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)

Automated wank time

Always happens at 15.33

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)

DOUBLE DOUGHEAD DREI: Noo Nangle Fah Trangle

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)

click

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)

Awww... he's lovely.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)

a little bit of THE GEL on his nose and he'll be fine

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)

haha!!

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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)

Not my poem but still wanted to share

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:37, archived)

This is how love begins

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)

OR I'LL CUT YOUR TITS OFF, WHORE!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)

Are they talking to themselves?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)

I report. You decide.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)

They are talking to themselves.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)

did you have that prepared?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

It was from a storytime long ago

Michael was trying to cure Kylie's cancer but he chopped off the wrong tit.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

ha ha! i love it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)

homegrown lols!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

her ass is fantastic

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)

Bit too cubist for my taste

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)

then he did asphixi wank

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)

Don't forget that he had a coke bottle in his arse when they found him

I was thinking of starting an INXS coverband called cokebottle stranglewank but INXS are an INXS coverband now anyway.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)

he asphixiwanked inxs that hutchence fella did

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)

"Kidnapping" is such a strong word

I prefer "surprise adoption"

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

Hahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)

cuz of the whole kids napping thing?

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)

OH YES! LOL!!

now this is what i signed up for woo yeah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

this should be encouraged as normal behaviour

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

snot just came out of my nose!

hahahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)

haha

mental

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)

Is the boy made out of clay?

Either way he's having a good mould there!

Strangely this is in time to the song I'm currently listening to and thus mesmerising!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)

when i made it earlier i was listening to hammer smashed face by cannibal corspse, and hitlers slaps were matching the blast beats of the drum

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)

Ah hah!

Hence the face slapping beats - I won't tell you what I was listening too, slightly more fluffy might ruin it for you ;D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)

steps

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)

Almost..

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)

................................................................................s club 7?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)

I think I was just a little bit sick in my mouth

No!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

Hahaha that intro is perfect for it

also

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)

'tis, but it was playing faster in PS, I think the html enlarge tag slowed it down a bit too, not sure.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)

Could well be

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)

listening to this now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2i0S0UfUPE

i haven't listened to these guys in years, first 2 albums were pretty good, especially warpath.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)

Never really got into them

I always held them for a bit of a gimmick band, but without the Macabre humour.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)

I shall have a listen to Warpath then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

i only had their first 3 albums, they started going a bit downhill after warpath, but warpath is defo worth a listen

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)

okidoki!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)

Well, waddayaknow, it's already in my mp3 jukebox

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)

It's YOU!!

*enhugulates*

Y'alreet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)

Yaay!

Hullo sunshine - tis I! I am grand thanks, you? *squezages*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

I too am grand!

...if somewhat slightly late replying O_o

*ensqueezles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)

It doesn't work when I cross my eyes

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)

i think you need new eyes gronk, you're missing out on this amazing 3d shit man

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)

Man ever since I got this 3ds I've been seeing flat images in 3d

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)

good for flat chests then

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)

I prefer the Hitler on the left.

Far less genocidal looking than the one on the right.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)

slightly less paedophilic too

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)

erm...

david cameron?

less so on the right... but definitely on the left.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)

the dude on the right (of the left gif) looks like jeff from peepshow

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)

right.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)

he's performing a very complicated scratch routine on the right hand deck there

wickeywickeywickey

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEVYsmpcbvk

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)

MINOR TJ FOR NEWS BULLETIN:

John Cooper Clarke is on Radio 6 for a bit shortly after 2.30pm today.

As you were! Carry on Hitlering.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)

Yay! My favourite!

who...?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)

He did an advert for Sugar Puffs

with the honey monster.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)

needs more cross fader on the right image

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)

Needs a donk on it

Horst Wessel Donk.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)

A banging Horst Wessel Donk

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)

Bass in the place, Hitler.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

i had to google that.

i've been to some weird places and read some weird shit written by weird people

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)

Was the Horst Wessel song weirder than the Donk thing?

or what?

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)

i didn't find anything on ther donk, so i'm still in the dark about that

but, i guess unsurprisingly, i came across laods of nazi shit and a youtube vid with literally thousands of 14/88 messages

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)

I read somewhere recently that the best way to cure an eternal optimist is

to make them read the comments page on any youtube video.

Put a donk on it explained!

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)

Ha ha!

I went looking for that after your original post. The comments are lovely, aren't they?

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)

or you can just use this

www.randomyoutubeinsult.com/

btw, that donk thing needs some kind of warning.
I know i sound like my dad, but fuck, music today, what a load of shit
am i really just an old duffer now?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)

i've decided that i am only going to respond to any online interaction

using youtube insults, starting from now.......

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)

Me first!

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)

omg..... this soooo immature perverts get a life this really help for douche bags sooo listen guys who are retarded

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)

I'm touched.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

Jesus fucking christ dude, fix your face! Your face is like a fuckin train wreck

see now you have to do it with every response, i wonder how long before one of us is ignored by the whole of b3ta, or just B&
edit - it's not going to work, i come across like i'm completely off my meds. i'll have to wait for the gay shift. no one will notice then

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)

Is this a lost Morecambe and Wise sketch?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

Boo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)

CROG!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)

FRAB!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)

O FRABJOUS DAY ! CALLOOH ! CALLAY !

jabberwock

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)

His vorpel blade went 'snicker-snack!'

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)

He left it dead, and with its head / He went galumphing back.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)

Only to find Hunting Season finished last week.

He was then heavily fined.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)

Bless your prosaic soul ;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)

Bless this, Muthafucker...

Edit: You know I was kidding, right? #justtobesure ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)

And he got some nuts.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)

Hello CW!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)

Aloha!

*le glomp*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)

Oooohhhh!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)

YES!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)

Very nicely done!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)

Brilliant Barbie!!

*Click*

:D

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)

This is Clawesome!

Toaderly Brilliant - love your stuff!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)

Hahaha!

Tell us anura one...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)

*hides*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)

They should be king crabs really.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:36, archived)

They're certainly quite cross.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)

hahahaha!

I will never hear that properly again!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)

Alex Horne Joke

What tube station reminds you of baby Crabs

New Cross Station

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brettvincent hmmmm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)

Krilliant!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)

Baby we were prawn to pun!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)

Spawny....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)

Reader's tadpoles

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)

Pedo.

Here's a tadpole in a bra... just for you.
Chedge

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)

Toad pumps: totally not worth it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)

hahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)

Hahaha! That's a biggun!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)

*crones*

That was snappy

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)

Thankyou!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)

I concur

'tis a goodun
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)

awesome! He can pinch off his own legs and feed them to you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)

dee dee dee de de diddly dee FROG LOBSTER!!!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)

very nice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)

It looks most genial

I'm sure it would never use those claws for violent purpose

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)

Nice

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Frogbeat, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)

* Waits for it to animate..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)

*loves*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:51, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:57, archived)

Every-time it opens it's mouth

I hear the noise that mini-me makes when he gets kicked into the air in Austin Powers: 'EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeep'

It's like fluff without fluff... so er, slime. Slime is the new fluff today!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)

I like him.

I shall call him Bernard, and buy him amphibian treats.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)

Freddo Frogs?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)

Toad in the hole?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)

Newt Winders?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:55, archived)

Croaker-Cola, methinks

gets coat, hat, scarf, galoshes, unused perspex Liberty Bodice, and see-through vest.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)

haha

bloody frogs, coming in here, giving it all that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)

=))

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)

Ooooh this is very nice

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)

I do like a nice, peaceful evening Batman fishing pic every now and then.

*clix*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)

(V) (°,,,,°) (V)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)

Imgur

Zoidberg?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)

Thanks everyone!

There's actually a story behind this image. My 2 year old daughter has an animal book, but every time she turns to the page with the crab on, she shouts FROG! It's become a bit of an in-joke, so I was just experimenting with seeing how similar they can actually look..

Likewise in the same book, crocodile is DRAGON! and whale is BIG FISH!

I do worry about her... :¬/

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)

I don't get it.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)

My daughter thinks crabs are frogs

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)

I`ve got a dose

of the frogs :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)

Crocodiles *are* Dragons

as any fule kno

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)

I love the fact she knows what a dragon is

Over a crocodile - she's going to love the zoo!!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)

The Battle of Britain

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)

Needs more Ian McShane :)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)

This has made my day, although he should have antique pistols (god I used to love that show as a kid)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)

Pssst... I think you dropped this "t"

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)

Huh?

:D
Edit: Ah, just seen it...doh! :)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:36, archived)

Dealing in antiques just goT a little more dangerous...

Don't worry about it!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)

Best Exclamation?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)

HOOM!

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)

HOOM!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)

HOOM!

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)

I think he was

getting a bellyful of English Channel.

For the benefit of the uneducated among us.

Yes, I've seen the movie too many times.

(roysin, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)

This is strangely mesmerizing..

Nicely

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)

a Hurricane chasing a turncoat Spitfire?

or vice versa

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)

FML

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)

I don't understand you.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)

Ooof

Sold next to the JML ultimate absorbtion mops....

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)

*sidles nearer*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)

Hat...senses..... tingling....

Hiya lovely x

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)

gleeeeeeeee!

*removes vibrator from hat*
Ya big GORJASS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)

There are so many old wives' tales about suicide methods knocking about, I don't trust any of 'em.

After all, people can tell you all the details of methods that don't work...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:49, archived)

very tall buildings and pharmaceuticals are probably the only surefire (painless) means

of course, you could always 'cowboy up' and jump into the lion cage at the zoo.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)

Pharmaceuticals isn't necessarily painless

you need to know what you're doing/taking.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)

True dat!

I asked a farmer and he knew feck all about it!

so he just ran me over with his threshing machine . . .
I got better

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)

Yeeeeeee-hawwww!

A fine way to go.
Until it takes you out with a single swipe and starts biting lumps out of your corpse in front of a party of 9-year-olds with clipboards and worksheets,
and then wanders lazily to the front of the enclosure and takes a hearty dump, before lazily strolling back to the cadaver to nibble away at the internal organs.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)

Ey oop Trampy

s'a good job there's no Derby zoo
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)

Dave, you enigmatic old so 'n' so, you!

Grrrrrrrrr!

Nice to see ya round these parts again.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)

you keep your eyes

off my parts!
*waves*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)

*attempts to interfere with Dave's clarinet*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)

I've always toyed with the idea of combining a jump with an art work

Cover the ground under a sufficiently high building with fresh canvas and make a splash.
Wonder how big it would need to be to not miss all of the red paint

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)

yeah

and because it's you it'll prolly be front-paged . . .

*sniggers nawwtilly*
*man-hugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)

Take the canvas with you while you jump

It's like jumping into a pool with an airbed, only artier

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)

It might act as a parachute and slow your descent

and then you'd end up only being paralysed for life instead of exploding over a huge area
Nowhere near as arty

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)

Use a lead frame

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)

hahahaha!

You're so fast . . .
Mrs Mole told me

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)

This is ART

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)

You/your victim bleeds red paint?

It would be a lovely picture of a human pizza though :D

edit: Afternings toasty x

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)

hello missus, sorry, wandered off

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)

I'll show them I fucking mean it.

*gets baseball bat*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:49, archived)

Morning be-shirted one

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)

Hello There, Lovely!!

*big hugs* How are you doing?
*mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)

I be grand ta muchly

*ensqueezles* hope you're equally spiffing wot wot!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)

Do they also come in black?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)

Of course!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)

Hooray!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)

That's a disorder and a half, that is.

They should see the doctor about that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)

it's just the last gasps of their cold dead soul spewing it's blackened vileness into a poisoned void of pity and hatred.

innit.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)

Next up, here's Chuck with the Sport!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)

*glee*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)

Thanks, Bob.

The Green Bay Packers just struggled to bring on the last gasps of their cold dead souls, spewing ther blackened vileness into a poisoned void of pity and hatred,
but still find themselves 28-10 down to the Pittsburgh Steelers going in to the final quarter.
Brad?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)

CUTTING!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)

Six months earlier....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)

lobsided hair growth

no greater cause of depression.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)

See! Kittin T-Shirts DO make you happy!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)

And spiv moustaches...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)

'Got a nice bit of sperm whale . . .

don't ask me where I got it careless talk costs lives!'
Cost me 'alf a sprazie!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)

*Legs it*

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)

racist

*points*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)

TOO BROWN

Apart from his hand, that is.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)

How many more times? NATIVE AMERICAN!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)

RACIST.

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)

hahahahaha, oh fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)

hahahahaha :D

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)

Awesomenesses.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)

CW!

Helloooo.

Nice to see you on /board.

Been lurking all these months, or just elsewhere?
(I've mostly been on the night shift, so may've missed you previously)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)

Ey up lad

Been a combination of actually doing work *gasp* not having a scanner *crivens* and not doing any arts worthy of postage *gadzooks*

How be you?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)

Positively crepuscular, thank you.

The next Purplestock is pencilled in for May, btw, so we can smoke fags and natter away without risking hypothermia.

Oh, and I sincerely hope you've watched The Wire, box-set dood...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)

I haven't I'm afraid.. please don't be mad!

I look forward to non icey smokes with you soon!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)

oh I love this one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)

This was the first thing that sprung to mind

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)

the greatest game of all.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:28, archived)

Not for me.

My dad used to make me "play it properly, or not at all".
He stuck it up in the loft after he found me and my friends "power-flicking", laughing and enjoying ourselves. :(

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)

*stealth glomp*

_{how're you? - long time no see!}

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)

The amount of teams reduced to eight or nine men

due to careless knees, was basically all of them

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)

I now wish to see

Subaltarn commando.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)

*pegs it*

Morning, Squire!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)

Mornin' JP!!

How the devil art thou? :D

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)

A little tired, but mostly well, thanks

And your good self?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:52, archived)

Sciatica playing oop!

But otherwise fine ta sir :)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)

Mmmm tasty diagrams

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:56, archived)

why am I looking at an amputee 'veg'ina?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)

well that's me not sleeping tonight. thanks.

So when will this be FP'd? Cos it will, right?

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)

Zombie minge

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)

somewhere to stick your 'pea'nis I guess

geddit..........sigh

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)

But.... but - you spelt it wrong.

*misunderstands*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)

Venus fly traps?

Yummy
*bokes*

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:20, archived)

Wah, I don't get what everyone doesn't get... it's just a Mange Tout...

Things that look like that look like an intersection of two circles, as seen in most Venn diagrams...

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)

possibly because your mange tout appears to have teeth?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)

The second album by Blancmange?

Click for bigger (70 kb)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)

is that the incredible hulk's missus when seen from below, sitting down whilst wearing white leggings with a split in them?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)

sitting on my reinforced glass table.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)

~~glass table~~
man's throbber

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)

i want a transparent cock.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)

VERGA FANTASMAL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)

Is that a star of bollywood cinema?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)

I use Bruce Forsyth for that sort of vision.

keeps me going for ages. And makes me nauseas

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)

thinking about his big brucie bonus?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)

has someone shopped his eyes smaller????

If not, did he evolve in a pitch black cave?

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)

The cave theory seems the more likely of the two...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)

Needs more Jeremy eyes

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PFC Hudson, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)

Woo!

I like that lots.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)

she hulk would kick your ass...

I recently bought the complete animated series of hulk on dvd for the princely sum of 500 pence.

Awesome childhood 90s nostalgia. :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)

oh, you`re alive

I thought it had cut your head off

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)

erm...

quite.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)

down there v

you made it angry

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)

lol

OOooopsie!

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)

Did you just use the phrase "90s nostalgia"?

*prepares knives*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)

I think 20 years

is long enough for it to be considered nostalgia now

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)

considering I ranged from 5 to 15 during it

it's nostalgic for me.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)

But the 90s was only recently!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)

I'm occasionally nostalgic for yesterday.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)

I get nostalgic for the future.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)

think of the drugs.

THINK OF THE DRUGS

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)

*prescribes wart cream*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:25, archived)

minge tout

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)

oh well that gives it *some* credit, thanks.

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)

you should have done a podcast

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)

well you have to apeas the masses some how.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)

*blows dust off of old image*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)

yeahhhhh.... *sigh*

pretty much the same reply every time I post it

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)

:'(

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)

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