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# Juan, juan, juan da da da dad da da dar!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# your virginal misogyny is an embarassment
imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)
#

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# I'm telling your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
#
telling
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
# MUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Go to your room and think about what you have done!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# WHAT?
Oh sorry, extra M.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# McGillercuddy & Son
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Are these guys the new Freebase?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)
# That remains to be seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
#
step spring onion
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha imagine the flower on that leek
Oh yes, SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# the leek of love
welcome back Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
#
spotify:local:::Miku+Hatsune+-+Po+Pi+Po:105

spotify:track:4SMlDbGxrjn11ztU5LTSrP (Crash by Howard Shore)
spotify:track:0xe3wimkt95SuyOcQtsF3l (Cat Scratch Feat. Dean Rodell - Original Mix by Cooh)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# *awaits flounce number 4*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
#
flounce
demand for attention
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# I think they can be read the same anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Most flounces end in somebody leaving for a wee bit longer than a 3 hour stint on the naughty step.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Why are you still here?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# the spiwit of moggy was..
IWWEPWESSIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Hello Mu! *shake hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# It's a very pertinent question
I have to ask why someone who has now twice or thrice declared that we're all cunts (or "4chan" in your language) and that we all suck keeps on coming back.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Each time a clone flounces they are euthanised
Another clone is then sent in for a new attempt to integrate, with all the login information and some translator upgrades.

This one appears to have a .gif plugin.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Too many GIFs and I'll likely be rocking the Ignore button again
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# "An Orison of Moggy-451"?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# I'll explain.
I got advice from some people.
I did not all understand to here place culture.
There are some non-hostility people. I guess.
I'll try "to stick my own will".
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Oh fuck, now I'm infected.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Its honor! Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# *coughdis-*
banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/#/d4x1qph
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# promise was broken
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# No wait
Can I change my answer to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Funny XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Oh
Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbE8tv1ocpA&feature=relmfu
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# This is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# I hope my share is enough to butter-fry with a nice roast dinner
Seriously, try it, it's excellent yet rarely included.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Evening all... Most likely Bun Din, but hey ho :)


(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# *ribs*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Mincer!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Ham toucher ;)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# £100 for eight legs of venison?
No, thanks, that's too dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# what's your beef?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# £200
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# *searches for meat-related lols*
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:43, archived)
# You be careful searching for them
The stakes are quite high.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)
# You have to be careful with all the spam too!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Yes, you have to be veal-y, veal-y careful
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# You want to be calful with that kind of talk!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Soz, ages
since I looked at this thread. I'll struggle to find a Kosher pun.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I fucking love that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# :)
Explains a lot :)

Also looks like she is sitting a bit close with that smile on her face!!! (Is that clay spray or fanny batter?)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# if that was a dildo it would sell like hotfucks


i mean you know..maybe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Needs a "realistic, vibrating tongue"
So I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# If it was an islamic butchers you could have stretched to
Halal is the meat you're looking for :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Ouch!
haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# :o

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Is that someone else's hand?
Is it a cartoony depiction of the rape scene from 'irreversible'?
Chilling, and wacky.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# it's his own hand
from the future
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Londo Mollari and Vir?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Got red on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Not worth it's own tread..... Name the famous soap star character...


Answers on a postcard to....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Hmmm
Butcher? Yes.
Postman? Yes.

John Christie, AICMFP.

I didn't know he was in a soap opera, though.

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# haha
Grape Vines :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# OH HAI LIONO
I CAN HAZ CHEDDA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# No, just brie
You can only have brie


Brie
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# OK LIONO I HAZ BREE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Oh yes

[mod edit - 400k limit on gifs, swapped for smaller with link to original]
(3v1lg3n1u5 N0tPhunni, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Now that must be some voice!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# *of approval*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# top lurk
patience paid off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# 600k is worth an edit now? So the never strictly enforced guidelines are now set in stone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)
# hope not
*whole back catalogue rendered obsolete* :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# I once joked about resizing a 5mb image to 1x1px in html to use as full stops whenever the filesize nazi's called.
Now I'm considering it whenever Mr Power Hungry strikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
#
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
# don't be an arse, you know damn well the FAQ says "never exceed 400 KB"
it wasn't a pedantic 1k change and his original is still there for those desperate to see Seal in 12 extra colours.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# I'm more worried about the fact you seem to be of the opinion that editing someone else's art, although art is questionable in this case, is ok.
Frankly, you seem to be trying to find any excuse to break out the mod-hammer. Well that's alright, we all know that strict policing helps the creative spirit to thriv... oh no wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I think you are being your own flounce here Mu
All that has been modded is the file size to what we want on the board, to which you seem to be dragging in the Illuminati with regards to people's art. It's not hard to comply with the FAQ to keep this place moving smoothly, and even made easier when a mod helps out doing the optimisation for you. If you have issues with any of that then simply shrug fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# File size has changed, yeah, and image dimensions, and image quality, and colour depth.
That changes the way the image is seen and percieved, and that's not a mod's job. Sure, link them if they're fuck off massive or porn, but don't fuck with the art.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# "link to original"
It's not hard mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# *fist-mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# By which I mean my fist, and my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# he's such a manslut
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Nothing sluttier than
winking with both eyes at the same time but it not being a blink.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# I love the you've capure that oh so tight skin look...
Bravo.... Plus that gives me an idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Here's my re-edit, really sorry about the original size thought limit was 1mb. I'm a post noob. I'm on a deadline see, so I have to do this kind of thing to make my life harder.


Anyone can re-edit, export, copy+paste and abuse generally, obviously.
(3v1lg3n1u5 N0tPhunni, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# now liono haz da baykins
^__________^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# OH HAI LIONO
FOOTKABOOSE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# hehehe :D
had forgotten this one - proper lols
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Avin' a butchers...

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
#


Click for bigger (155 kb)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Sanch!


Sanch!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Good gravy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Thank you
its just brown and water
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:55, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel?
I've been calling her Crandall!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Relinquish those eggs!
I said RELINQUISH!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
#
www.soundboards.ws/data/sounds/2/223.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
#
If Wonton hears about this my arse is grass.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# And he's got a lawnmower.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Sanch!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# I've yet to see any demons on the ward, and I'm particularly observant..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# SANCH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Darkplace ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# KRAP M. RETRO
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Minor TJ : ZX Spectrum is 30 years old vote for a new Image Challenge
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1597928
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
# wonder who invented the CDC...nothing in the history books :(
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qlOytA6C_hg#!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# folk have been rendering sexy bits on one medium or another since they first learned how to piss against a wall
This is my anthropological analysis of your question.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
# shifty
nice caricature
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Stop wanking below your drawings!:O
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Oh noes, kitteh hav no teefs. {:-(
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# *insert joke about "steel rod" here*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)
# *takes off glasses* what the...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:59, archived)
# No beans?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)
# he aint fucking around, not this time
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
# WHERE IS YOUR "GOD" NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# oooo it's that perspective thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# :D
I like the Dali on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)
# ROBOSTONKER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# woah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# i for one, approve of this roboboner action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# The End.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# love it
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Superb, when toaster ovens go on the rampage.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Wow :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Monster sex!
I'm busy studying for my new job. But b3ta still requires most of my attention. Let the world burn.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:53, archived)
# yes !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# I Cockbot!
*glees*

This must have taken many many hours!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:02, archived)
# ThiS^
(herman:D, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# It was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# SO's wanking
I don't spend many, many hours...

...OK point taken.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# GET HER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# This rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Bloody he'll!!
There's some work gone into that
WOO and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# most effing awesomes :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Wall robot is watching you...er... scream in horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# huge rigid robtic sexcock
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
# ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# "Oh yeah!"
(User #86772, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)
# SEXY TIME IMMINENT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Jim Rockford had a bad feeling about this
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Now I have the theme tune stuck in my head :)
youtu.be/TXtpoO_DlDM
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# you need the universal phone sound and the taped message
which works even better for jim rockofordo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzfdaFTRx0I
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Bespin. AD72
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Uber Cool - Star Wars the Sith Crusades :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Mightily smiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# the battlefields were much less bloody back then
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# War was beginning
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
# This is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Has your Jpeg thingy fixed itself yet?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Yes mate
turning off a computer once in a while tends to help
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Ooh, nice one :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:11, archived)
# That's really nicely done :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Woo atmospheric.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Forcinating.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Cheers sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Nicely
(herman:D, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Cheers Herman :D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# initial screen for Euro 2012 T shirt


(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I was there at that game of footing ball
but I don't remember Stuart Pearce having a goatee beard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# haha it's supposed to be the shadowing
and as they are going to be silk screened it needs to be black and white :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# It'll look mighty fine and fit for any Englandish footing ball occasion
I was so drunk at that game I kept falling off my seat :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I was there too
we went to a barbie afterwards and I fell asleep in the middle of the road
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# :D
Alas it was the last occasion we actually won a penalty shoot out unless I'm mistaken.
I'm looking forward to the Euro's but not holding up much hope :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)
# me neither
but I do have hugely fond memories oof Euro 96. And the T shirt will be to raise money for a charity as well so meh. Actually I had a re-visit.................

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Why is he grabbing his arse?
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# He just got it fucked
during the quarter-finals.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Wow, they got that far.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# ^thats Psycho right there :D
good luck with the sales!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# still believe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# These guys also look like they are grabbing their arses.
What is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# ALL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# TOUCHING
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# CAPTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# CAPTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# ALL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:53, archived)
# she might want to leave that a while
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# because he is blind, his ass smells extra bad
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Bumchin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# he has an ass like a face
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Evgeny and Dec


Was reading this and was struck by the similarity
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHah is that that man's real face and facial hair?
he looks like a cartoon character
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Yes, but what about Evgeny Lebedev?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# He has a stick-on beard.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
# evening's got standard
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Bzzzz X
Bzzzz X
Bzzzz X
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
#

Based on this suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I'm sure he thinks he is
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# 'loves'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# he is.... the man elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# hilhairious
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Damn,
I thought the Jessie J one was a shoe-in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)
# :(
next time, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# She got a shoe in?
Kinky girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Elephants, don't mess with them!


(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# nice sick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# HURR HURR I DREWDED AN ELLEFUNT


(I think I may have been drunk when I scrawled this out)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# trump trump trump
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# The Thing
in the jungle.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Haha, magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# He looks like GoCompare bloke now
Can he sing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# you've asked for it
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/590845
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] And with a swirl of his cape, the Batman was gone, as if the night had swallowed him. The late fees went unpaid again

bonus points if you can guess the video
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# The usual Batsuspects
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Rhino Rape IV: The Horn of Plenty?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Batmagnet
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# The Dark Magnet?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Magnet Begins?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Batman: Magnet of the Phantasm?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# La Cage aux Folles?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# it looks like BeetleJuice but that's not magnety enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# well played
if it helps, beetlejuice acts bipolar
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Brokebat Mountain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# you mispelled magnet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Sadtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Baaat baaaaatback's baaaadaasssss song
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# It should be Zorro :(
(~6, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# In a dance as old as time
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# i'm going to have that red hand gang tune in my bloody head all day now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Er, we do have a Brian, sir
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# You know too much.
*summons guards*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)
# IN HIS DEAD ASS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a little known fact that spiderman has a snooker table in his house
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# the other player looks well pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# it's marco fu
he's currently getting his arse kicked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# is marco fu the enhanced version of kung fu?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# i doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# spiderman's been eating fly curry
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I suspect he's irritated
by Spiderman's disregard of aspect ratio
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I find his lack of proportion disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# he should be using the spider for that shot
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Ba doom tish!
Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# So did Bruce Lee...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# that doesn't look healthy
no wonder he died at 32.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# The perspective on this has just broken my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# This has to be the 1st scene in one of the strangest pornos ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
# What does that bear have on its head?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# something about emptying his sack...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Fake
no tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Pringles with tits
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# I'm still not seeing tits here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Isn't the whole thing a dodgy French implant?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# La boobies malfaisant
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Also:
What should I draw the'day?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)
# A crumhorn
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# an elephant trying to hide its baldness with candyfloss
and fooling nobody, especially the impala hairdresser she has gone to for a shampoo and set
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)
# A pissed off Gruffalo
Doing the dishes. But then a troublemaking hobbit bursts in and does a poop on his carpet, forcing him to spend all day cleaning it out its shagpile fabric. Then he drives by the hobbit hole and uses fluorescent magenta paint to draw penises all over it and then rapes all the trees in the garden. He made the saplings watch.

As revenge. Obviously.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# A headless, naked cartoon woman, throwing her stick arms up in excitement at the sight of a Guinness-filled lava lamp
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Jessie J has been doorstep-papped by the newspapers trying to prove her sexuality one way or the other
In order to maintain her sexual ambiguity, she's contorting herself into a variety of different positions so that they can't see past her into the hallway, where a great dane, two identical vietnamese twins and Richard Madeley are finishing up and wiping themselves down with naan breads left over from the take-out they got the night before
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I'd love to see this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# This is quality writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# barry gibb gently but firmly pressing a pillow into Robin's sleeping face
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# *guilty laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# haha
^this
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Oh yes
this one
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Ha ha, this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# The terrace is cold, on account of it being very early.
Brenda shivers, but understands that the meeting has to take place outside. Colin is not happy and doesn't sit down. Instead he paces up and down the decking from the patio doors that open into their mock-Tudor mansion to the steps that lead down to the well maintained lawns and the big koi pond in the shade of a crescent of mature willow trees.
His brother Alan, who Brenda never really liked, became suddenly very dead last night dealing with the also dead Peter, a former associate and money-laundering scumbag on the make. This means that there will be a visit from the police later today, and Colin hates the police. His lawyer, Mr Green, is standing on the lawn talking quietly to someone on his phone. To make it worse, the foreigners are here. She can see them getting out of a Mercedes at the front of the house.
They don't use their real names in conversation. Brenda is Liz, the German is Adolf, the Belgian is Poirot and the Italian is Mario. They settle down around the garden table with Brenda, who sends Colin in to get some drinks sorted before he says something stupid. Brenda shivers and wishes she'd put some proper clothes on instead of just throwing on a puffa jacket over her gym clothes.
"There is a problem?" The Belgian says, turning watch Colin leave.
Brenda assures him that there isn't and gets them all sat down around the big patio table. The German lights a cigarette. He is dressed in an grey suit that, whilst clearly expensively tailored, looks like it has been stuffed in the back of a wardrobe for a year. The Italian is wearing jeans and a fleece and wouldn't look out of place on a hike. The Belgian is also smoking. His attire looks like he robbed the bins round the back of Steve Jobs house. The black polo-neck bears a drift of ash from his cigarette. He brushes it away, smearing the ash and making the whole thing worse. He leans forward conspiratorially.
"The shipment will arrive within the hour."
"It has made it all the way here?" asks the Italian. The Belgian nods, smiling.
"And you ready to unload?" says the German, looking at Brenda.
"We're ready. Your boys better be ready to ship it out." she looks around the table at the others as Colin arrives with drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# A battered submarine makes it's way along the river and steers clumsily into an long abandoned dockyard.
As the war on drugs has escalated, transporting cocaine from South America to the United States and Europe has become an increasingly complex arms race. While drug mules can still be employed and shipments be hidden in a trail of paperwork or welded into false panels of trucks or in panniers under ships, new methods are still developed. A submarine was the next logical step, though a deadly one for the crew. Two of the six crew are dead, poisoned by the vile atmosphere inside. Most of the trip has been made on the surface, but the last few hundred miles into the Irish Sea have been mostly submerged, with only short trips to the surface to navigate and charge the batteries. By the time it reaches the dock, the air inside is acrid. Acid mixed with the smell of human sweat and death. The pilot surfaces and cranks the hatch open to soft, sweet air, to find the dock full of police officers. He raises his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Colin is sweating despite the cold. It has all gone so wrong.
His brother is dead and he can't help wondering if it's his fault.
He keeps up the pretence of anger around Brenda, but he's tired. It's why he went to the police in the first place. He never wanted to be rich, never wanted a drug baron for a wife and a big mock-Tudor mansion. He keys the number on his mobile phone and goes to hide in the toilet, leaving the phone ringing out in the downstairs toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# It's like the sunday omnibus or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Hmm, it's not as much fun since
JJ started putting Toon Time inside other posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I know, doesn't feel the same
I like it better when I'm writing filth whilst firmly astride my high horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I never really liked his brother Alan.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# a banana taking a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# ^THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Here
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Brill.
Sick but brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Given the amount of fibre he contains
I though he'd not have to strain quite so much...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# he has a very,
very tight anus
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# A Noh theatre performer wearing a kitsune mask.
With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# A Scarecrow having a knife fight with a Jackdaw
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# A screaming thing with very long arms
with 3 digits on each hand
*with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Mount Doom
with a twist
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
#
a twist tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# twits
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Moggy's mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Heather Mills using her new dildo-leg on a banana with a very, very tight anus
Whilst a gruffalo stands by shoving a bald elephant's guinness-filled lava lamp up Jessie J's crumhorn
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# An inexpensive electrical appliance malfunctioning
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# An irate Dennis Waterman trying to return an out of warranty laptop to PC World
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# the justin beiber fever ward.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Well I... don't know what's happening.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# what the...?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)
# why do i want to put my finger in its mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Had to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# ugh
that gives me the creeps
ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# I'm starting to regret it now.
What IS that thing anyway? A pancake? A fart bubble? And why is it not making the fella at the bottom shriek in terror?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I think it's a pizza dough base
but it makes me shudder too
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Yeah, my money's on some sort of food, a pastry, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# the me creeps is the worst kind
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# lol
i need more coffee. or less of it. i don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# There's no such thing as less coffee in my mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# gaaAAAAAaah!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Bleurgh!
Why is this so horrible?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# WTH
なんじゃこれ..エイ？　美味しそうなパン？
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# exactry
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
# wb :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
#
Translation: "Eh .. What 's this? Appetizing bread"

I thought you'd left, Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# it's hotel b3ta
NOBODY CAN TRULY LEAVE

except LS18.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
#
अंतिम बात मु३ो याद है, मु३ो यहचलाने के उस द्वार के लिएमुझे पता लगाने के पारित होनेके स्थान पर वापस करने से पूर्व मॅँ था"आराम ने कहा," मनुष्य की रात को,"हम प्रोग्राम को प्राप्त कर रहे हैं ।
आप अपेक्षा कर सकते जाँच-आउट आप जैसे किसी भी समय,लेकिन आप कभी भी छुट्टी!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# christ, he's been snorting the ghee again
dude, sell by dates, sell by dates!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# *wipes self up with leftover naan bread*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# oh my
that's quite the turn on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
#
Добредојдовте на Хотел Калифорнија?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
#
Да
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# "mammy, what is for supper?"
"PUNCHES TO THE FUCKING FACE"
"yay"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
# appetizing bread?
could be another mistranslated pop at happytoast
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# everything is mistranslated as a pop at happytoast
infact it's fair to say that [mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# i've seen the finger cut
datacore.sciflicks.com/predator/sounds/predator_bleeds.wav
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Hi Dave
Is it raining in Dusseldorf?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# ahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# HAHAHHHAHAHHAAHHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# christ, he's coughed up one hell of a clemmie there
edit: also


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] 90% of all superhero accidents happen in the home...

Don't flame me for this one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I'll pop this in there- sequel to Battleship.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# this is far funnier than it should be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# ^ So very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Proper laugh-loud there.
It makes as much sense as a film premise, so why the chuff not?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
do Pop Up Pirate next :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Super!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)
# This^
(herman:D, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:08, archived)
# This is going viral already
Seen it on several humor sites (without credit, naturally.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Not sure how I feel about that as it's the first time it's happened to me
Guess I'll find out when I see it somewhere. Care to link me up?

[Edit] Just found it on reddit. Oddly enough I originally posted it there as well but deleted it because I didn't think it was any good. Guess I've learned to watermark my stuff in future.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:59, archived)
# I've only had one of my images nicked before
a tineye search brings up 77 hits. It embarrassing because its shit and I committed the crime of lens flare. I only get pissed off when I find sites selling it on cups and shite like that
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
#
"This is going viral already"

Quick, sound the alarm!
(loci, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# quality
...lets just hope some hollywood cuntsack doesnt see this and actually make it into a film

(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
# too late!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Don't judge me...
But I've just seen it on Perez Hilton's site...no credit :(
(I helped save b3ta! parttimebabe is almost there..., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Oh and...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! parttimebabe is almost there..., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
# oooooh
that made me laugh :D Well played sir!
(Roxon, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Glad this got an FP finally
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# I would definitely pay to see this
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
#
very nicely executed!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)
# I think you deserve some credit here...
blastr.com/2012/04/image-of-the-day-mind-blo.php
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:17, archived)
# And here:
crushable.com/entertainment/hungry-hungry-hippos-fake-movie-poster-battleship-953/
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
# And here:
www.sfx.co.uk/2012/04/27/spurious-awards-of-the-week-31/2/
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# deserves Oscar!
win (please)
(fatbob pfffft…, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)
# \o/
https://twitter.com/#!/simonpegg/status/196044370183593984
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Murdoc Niccals as a cat.


There is no truly logical explanation for this. I've been away for a long time and need to find my way back into my old digs at b3ta. God, I've missed you all. We shall never part again!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# lovely style.
puts me in mind of Disney's Aristocats... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Puts me in mind of 'The Aristocrats'
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Eee thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# that's one wickedly hungover cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# It's all that overproof cream that does it
Plus his mouth probably tastes like his arse anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# hhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Nice arts! :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRewkpWZTzA
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# One of my fave tracks, actually!
Spitting out the Demons and Tomorrow Comes Today are at the top of the Gorillaz pile though. I am totally and irrevocably obsessed with Murdoc Niccals and do a squatload of fanart commissions for people, so you'll probably be subjected to some of the better ones I've done in the near future.

You a G fan yourself too? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Tomorrow Comes Today is an excellent track :D
and indeed I am. ^^ Mainly the first album, though there are a few from, say, Plastic Beach that I like, especially Rhinestone Eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Yesss!
PB has overtaken DD as my second fave G album and I've got 'em all plus a few of the odds and ends they've made that rarely see the light of day. I'm kind of taken with Empire Ants, Stylo (who wouldn't love a '69 Camaro?) White Flag, but I can't fault anything on that album. I also love Snake in Dallas and Amarillo from The Fall, but really, there isn't a G track I don't love with the only exception being Stop the Dams and I'd only give that a 6/10.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Many people would argue PB is the least Gorillaz-ish album.
Most likely because it's not very much like the first album, or even DD. I think Gorillaz have done well to branch out, seeing as though a lot of groups and artists tend to fall short when they try, like Pendulum, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# nice
reminds me of the movie felidae.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Welcome back Shazz!
How's the car?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Thank you!
And funny you should ask. I just sold Fleur Fairlane, star of your lovely animations, because having five cars was just too ridiculous! Since we last spoke, I now have an 1977 XC Coupe (Mad Maxine) which you can drool over here: img19.imageshack.us/img19/7576/p1110649.jpg and a '77 XC Panelvan that I'm doing up later in the year.

My obsession with cars is still alive and well, you'll be pleased to know and I see yours is as well, for which I adore you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Now THAT
is my kind of car! No doubt I'll fire up photoshop but I don't think I can improve on it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# You always know EXACTLY the right thing to say!
Bless your cotton socks!

Feel free to rev up PS anyway, you know I'll go nuts over anything glorious you make of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# FURBALL IMMINENT!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Thank you!
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Handy
(I helped save b3ta! qster, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
# So who'd win in an eye beam contest?
Superman or Cyclops?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# superman
cyclops is a prick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Marty Feldman
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)
# NOW OPEN

Missed a good flounce? Want to reminisce over your favourtie flounce? The B3ta flounce museum is now open. In memory of those who fought and went away, in a huff.
Click my profile to see it.
PS: If anyone has any to add, let me know.
PPS: I'll be getting rid of those ugly seams on the gif at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# pretty sure moggy has left 3 times now

what happened with Fiend and why is he banned? I missed that one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# He asked for his account to be deleted
Supposedly it was because people were using his real name, although as THFH pointed out, he was always revealing his name anyway. So it was a bit mysterious.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)
# IF ANYONE USES MY NAME I'M GOING TO FLOUNCE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# OK Thaddeus
Oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# THAT DOES IT
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# ok.. Mr Br*
*suddenly collapses to the floor, murderised*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Serve you right
Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# When I saw this, I nearly shat.
b3ta.com/board/10669764
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# ahahahahaha
el Gordo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Too blue, and i dont like the font colour
(seriously - its bloody hard to read the hilighted bits)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Yeah I know, I need to sort out the colours in my profile
Here's me un-css'd if it helps: www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=88083&css=n
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Man, I could read "The Return of Wanky" all day
What a massive fucking pussy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# this is a good resource :)
edit: just thinking though, needs some pasanonic and clansoul in there. not sure when their flounces were. 2008 at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I wish I could go back and 'Like'
Butter's Nyan Frank picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# haha - you have performed a valuable service...
award yourself a cup of tea and a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# is there an exhibit of frilly dresses?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Not YET
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# If Dixon's picture isn't on the front of the brochure there will be complaints
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# i'm so proud to see the LS18 flounce start with a comment of mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Thank you.
Moggy vs Atomic =)
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Best of ALL the Flounce Museums.
Also : The 404 pixels pre-flounce strop - www.b3ta.com/board/10737720

Edit: oh, you already have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Damn!
I was going to suggest the twerze thread - but it's gone. I can't even remember whose flounce it was...



(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# You got zerodin's in there?
www.b3ta.com/board/7663181

One of the greats...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahaa
Game over man, game over
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I like this.
I'm also proud to have been part of the Moggy vs Atomic thread without even being there.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# never forget THFH
b3ta.com/board/10749010
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# FP this now!
EDIT: First time I've seen the LS18 one. A masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
# great stuff, i hope i never grace this wonderful collection.
i was glad to see the back of ls18, in all my time on b3ta he was the ONLY ! person who ever gave me grief, arrogant racist prick that he was.

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# You forgot LS18's absolute fail:
b3ta.com/board/10532080
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Smugness
No one tell Hervé Villechaize that he is doing it wrong, he may be small but he has a knife!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Impressive smug removal
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# It is not all my own work...
but thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# De plane, de plane! One of Eddie Larges better impressions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Eddie Large does impressions?
* Paul the other one
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Young Noel Gallagher?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Brill :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)

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