: (nasty Christian is nasty
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:11,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Sausages 2"){kind=small}
an homageto b3ta.com/board/10918714 -- the fateful conclusion
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:01,
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oh fuck, oh fuck!the memories are flooding back!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:58,
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That's how my dad died, you insensitive bastard
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:21,
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Image Challenge voteThis week's vote is here, and is ready to collect votes in its vote collecting bucket.
Your choices are:
* Don't visit Britain: The Government are thinking of launching a poster campaign to discourage people from coming to Britain. I think we can do better. Boot up photoshop and mitigate those migrants.
* One word challenge: Bees.
* Celebrimals: Make hybrids out of celebrities and animals
* Lost Consonants: Take a well known phrase or saying. Remove, add or change a letter. Illustrate the humourous result (see www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1845838 for example)
Vote bucket:
(Your choices are:
* Don't visit Britain: The Government are thinking of launching a poster campaign to discourage people from coming to Britain. I think we can do better. Boot up photoshop and mitigate those migrants.
* One word challenge: Bees.
* Celebrimals: Make hybrids out of celebrities and animals
* Lost Consonants: Take a well known phrase or saying. Remove, add or change a letter. Illustrate the humourous result (see www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1845838 for example)
Vote bucket:
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:43,
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Bees are good. Bees are good.as Fraser pointed out to me earlier
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rob,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:47,
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Gospel style: "Oh 'api-dae!" joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:32,
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as one-word challenges are often the besti'm voting for bees.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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probably rightwe can always shop celebrities into bees too
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:50,
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even i can draw a bee Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:52,
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see that's quite goodas I wouldn't recognise her if not for the punning clue
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:56,
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Lip-syncing, shit-song-singing, legs like a tree Bee-otch!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:15,
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I'll take "Don't visit Britain" but i'll change my vote if you put this on the front page.
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:54,
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Beesbut I really wanted to vote for the one show
I've been doing this type of thing for a few weeks now and posting the results on facebook and yet no one has questioned why I'm doing it
I'm not even sure why I started to do it myself now but I've got to see it through now
(I've been doing this type of thing for a few weeks now and posting the results on facebook and yet no one has questioned why I'm doing it
I'm not even sure why I started to do it myself now but I've got to see it through now
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:57,
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don't man, it's all downhill afterwards
oops, i mean these::
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:04,
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oddthe downside up picture on the left looks normal to me compared to the one on the right
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OneOfSome,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:46,
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ah cshame about the celebrimals - or celebeasts as i call themI have fucking loads!!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:16,
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and loads!
I'll stop now
:)
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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Dame Judi Dench: Skyfall Oscar omission 'a pity'Dame Judi Dench has expressed her disappointment that Bond movie Skyfall failed to receive nominations in the main categories at the Academy Awards.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:16,
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Judi Drench?That'll git you a spangin round these parts, pilgrim.
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Smallbrainfield,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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Dame Judy "Fanny wet as an otters pocket" Dench?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:21,
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wa'ery taaht? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 13:37,
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"What do you mean, my head looks like a squashed cock and balls?"
Q4nobody,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:40,
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mmm makes me want a chelsea bun with my coffee hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:56,
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I make lovely cinnamon rolls, if I say so myselfAnd no, that's not a euphemism.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:54,
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT ROMULAN PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:38,
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did you know an anagram of Lightsaber is Bale Girths? 
you do now!!!
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:27,
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Gareth Bale is an anagram of Diving Cunt
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:41,
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he's the less ugly one out of him and Tevezbut then there's not a lot of competition
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:59,
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haha I don't really know about the footballs I'll take your word for it :D
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:02,
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It has it's useswww.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yZYAl8HJPSs
*insert obligatory monkey man reference too*
come on you spurs!
(*insert obligatory monkey man reference too*
come on you spurs!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:35,
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Caution!
non-optimised humungous meaty girth
Original
Thanks to Toasty for the optimisification!
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:19,
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weinermobile lolz :D(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:56,
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holy speeding giant cold sausageand not even a warning sign
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:00,
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Haha!I could watch that big fella all day!!
Is that gay?
(Is that gay?
dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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I was going to say that the clip can be seen in context in this clip at 1:30 inbut how do you put a tank randomly crossing the road into any sort of context?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoWUjKU_Vh4
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoWUjKU_Vh4
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:52,
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Concentrate
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 3:42,
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i think i see brian coxor maybe one of the monkees.
not sure what the film frame is about at the bottom
(not sure what the film frame is about at the bottom
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 4:26,
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Davy Jonesinstead of Walter Koenig as Chekov is all I see.
Maybe it is because they are all so glum? The mouths look all the same.
otherwise RIS.
(Maybe it is because they are all so glum? The mouths look all the same.
otherwise RIS.
tubaman,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 6:03,
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that and mr.spot and dr.boner seem to have head swapped
( OneOfSome,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 6:04,
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Or is it tiny tiny KirkOr is he normal size ? How big is a Shatner ?
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Darryn.R,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 7:01,
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this ^^^if a shatner bares in the woods, and there is nobody there to go boldly, does .. uhm
( OneOfSome,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:12,
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haha, get him an extra cushion someone edit - hold on, you haven't changed Kirk at all! He looks like a kid on a day trip
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 7:41,
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i'm going to auto spang myself when i finally understand this one
( OneOfSome,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:21,
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duh me ...but really, a magenta cdc is a throbbing affront to the trained eye, not a delicate subliminal :)
( OneOfSome,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:31,
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he's headswapped Spock and Bonesand stuck in Brian Cox at the back
But I just can't stop giggling at how out of proportion Kirk looks
here's the original brytburken.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/star_trek_csg_014.jpg
(But I just can't stop giggling at how out of proportion Kirk looks
here's the original brytburken.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/star_trek_csg_014.jpg
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:30,
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and in spleep's there are two cox in the backand there is still a massive nobba in the captain's chair
edit: it must be the vanishing point in the chair making him seem so disproportionate.
(edit: it must be the vanishing point in the chair making him seem so disproportionate.
OneOfSome,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:33,
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Its like some kids themed birthday were they get to be Kirk and sit in the big chair.Wee little Kirky.
(,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:34,
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oddly,if i knew anything about psychology, and freud, which i don't , and if this weren't b3ta,
i'd say we all have an uncanny fixated ability to identify tiny kirks.
(i'd say we all have an uncanny fixated ability to identify tiny kirks.
OneOfSome,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:45,
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possible Image Challenge material?(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:39,
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I'm thinking a head-swap doesn't work too well when both people are dressed in identical uniforms.Chah! Ones a Star Fleet SCIENCE OFFICERS uniform, the others Star Fleet MEDICAL. What a moron.
(,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 7:42,
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I had to construct a visual aid to de-ris this one.
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:58,
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everybody wang chung tonight PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:59,
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this one's much better
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:32,
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I never get these startrekwars thingsIs it the stripey cushion?
I like the stripey cushion
(I like the stripey cushion
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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hehe I hald expected him to start droling. or flick jizz in his eyebloody low brow me
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 1:26,
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PUKKAthat's what he's thinking. on loop.
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 3:12,
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Marcus Brigstocke, having a shit
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:25,
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A sudden, surprising shit.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:29,
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and now I have Benny Benassi's Satisfaction stuck in my head for the rest of the day*this is a good thing
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 10:37,
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i remember her :D
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:00,
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I thoughtit was Susan Boyle at first
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:11,
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Fucking hell ew NO'cries'
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:00,
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Oh god. Oh god no.I now know both fear and admiration.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 1:08,
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FP NOW !!This is magnificent.
And just on the offchance the mods use a bot to look for recommendations:
FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP
(And just on the offchance the mods use a bot to look for recommendations:
FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP
4Q just lurking,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 1:24,
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Jamie's "O" face.Not something I was prepared to see.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 2:06,
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What the fuck! Nine years of puerility.And it never gets old.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 2:07,
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habby b3pa day you old stoatso much puerility, so little time
( OneOfSome,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 2:57,
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Yay! I'm cutting with my new plasma torch. B3ta and 25,000 C. Yippee.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 3:59,
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Hahahahaha!Amazing stuff Herman:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 3:06,
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HahaSomeone tweet this to him
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 8:08,
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Needs more magentaWhich I was going to add, but for some reason it won't open in Photoshop
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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I fire up B3ta everyday so I can giggle like a chimpat puerile stuff like this. When will I grow up...
click
(click
Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:35,
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Not worth the time it took, but I had to get it out of my head....
mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:57,
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Then my work here is done...
( mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:18,
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me three. Just youtubed it - it's even better than I'd remembered!
( barnesy,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:23,
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Someone needs to play the Doctor Who theme molodyOver the diddly-dums from Roobarb.
But still end with the WONK-WONKs.
(But still end with the WONK-WONKs.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:52,
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I did ponder changing the text, but in the end, CBA..
( mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:19,
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Cor, I'd love a bag of chewy dogs drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:04,
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also, this ain't worth a new thread, it's prolly bindun and i need to reserve a seat
I'm looking for the "I love this!" link
( mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:16,
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bootifulCLICK
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY,
Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:41,
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And the birds were laughing...Ace!
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finnbar has officially retired,
Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:14,
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There ain't 'alf some clever bastards.*click*
( simbosan is too tired,
Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:12,
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classy sirvery classy
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:55,
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This is one of the best things in the world......and I salute you for it.
(,
Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:15,
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Did anybody else...... start humming the theme tune IMMEDIATELY upon seeing this?
(I'm going to have that in my head for the next three hours now, as well.)
(,
Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:18,
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(I'm going to have that in my head for the next three hours now, as well.)
Only those of us old enough to remember...So yes, I did
( snee held his breath since,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:06,
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can confirm, yes. even as far as the chorus bit
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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It's stuck on loop!I was humming it out loud in the office unaware whilst reading the comments.
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OBiW4NSHiNOBi is sure those were the droids you were looking for,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:55,
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hahaha lovely!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:16,
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Boilingthat's what the animation technique was called
(
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Sat 2 Feb 2013, 3:09,
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I'd still fuck Carrie Fisheryus sayin
: D
(: D
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:42,
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No you wouldn't. she's mine I tell you! she was my first ever crush....
The one at the back-right's got no legsHow does she...
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:21,
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Bent over, right in the cloaca. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:23,
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Sounds a bit fishy to me Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:41,
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Hahaha 'tries to imagine duck/kangaroo sex'
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:24,
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And that's how we get the Platypus. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 1:07,
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Cloaca was an answer on university challenge the other night I dint get it
( daveyclayton Gosh, is it really,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:19,
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bit of a stumpy man finger therewas the source pic from proctologist's weekly ?
( OneOfSome,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 2:55,
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*bravo* The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:00,
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defo not worth a new thread.
ever so soz
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:07,
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Deffo worth a new thread.I came. I saw. I liked.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:09,
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Oh, nice :) nice :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:15,
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I recognise that last frameIs it Buckingham Pal-ice?
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Ghoti Fingers,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:45,
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Clicktastic
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:24,
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Welllllltechnically speaking, from someone with atomic's level of experience the 'optional' three spunk droplets should really have been included.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:47,
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Hahaa new tablet, eh? And it's a big one by the looks of it!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:44,
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I work with a guy who told me this story:He says that he used to do tech support, and he once told someone to right click on the desktop.
She used a sharpie to write "click" on her laptop screen and asked him what to do next. Then she was all angry.
(,
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:46,
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She used a sharpie to write "click" on her laptop screen and asked him what to do next. Then she was all angry.
hahahahthread worthier than most of my carp (yes carp)
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:55,
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Savile the great nonce detective?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:31,
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A pedarat?In other news made a quick anim but optimising it to anywhere near acceptable makes it unwatchable so here it is in its girth-blessed glory.
Sausage!
Original non-sausage version
(Sausage!
Original non-sausage version
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:40,
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hahahahahahahahamost excellent
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:42,
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Fuck!Nicely done on the sausage version.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:49,
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that's ace.:D
edit: unwatchable: (don't forget to put in width="100%" ;)
www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/sausage_cross_small.gif
(,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:49,
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edit: unwatchable: (don't forget to put in width="100%" ;)
www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/sausage_cross_small.gif
any use?www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/sausagecrossing.gif
don't forget to put in width="400"
At least you can show it and have a click for high res
(don't forget to put in width="400"
At least you can show it and have a click for high res
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:10,
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very good!optimise and post for those too lazy to click. ;)
(
enceladus,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:37,
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Fingeredmouse? 199 posts until the big 10K
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:39,
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*readies wanking mitt*
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:45,
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*Now with extra sandpaper/sitting in the office until it's really too late to be here on account of having no internet (or furniture) at home.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:50,
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You can have my furniture if you like, I've got to empty this place by tomorrow
(
boris the spider,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:18,
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Ours is probably bobbing about off the coast of Africa.One hopes that the Somali pirates don't get to it first.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:19,
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Could be totally harmless so long as it's insuredThey get the furniture, you get brand-new stuff that doesn't have those stains you "can't remember where they came from", everyone's a winner.
( boris the spider,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:40,
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little Stuart Hall Knocks one out claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:41,
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Pfft!I thought "Would Mouse", but that's from his perspective, not mine...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:50,
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Stuart Little fucked Saviles rotting cadaver?
(
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:51,
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The DVD extras get more desperate all the time. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:56,
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Move along, no LOLs here.
(struggled to get the colour right)
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:53,
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Hahahawhy didn't I think of that, showoff
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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Sorry, I don't speak foreign so I guessed.
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:28,
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me neitheri mean, i don't speak forrin. i did, however, go to history class.
i did fail spanish class, though
(,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:40,
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i did fail spanish class, though
Tempting, I have stuff to do though. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:07,
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'She goes "I thought you was dead!"I says "No it was me day off you know."'
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:25,
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This happened to me in the '80s when I had long hair and microwaves were relatively new
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:27,
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Did you rub the hot sausage on your face too?I would have thought they called you Dennis the Menace too.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:28,
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And Simon Weston :(I bravely managed to eat what remained of the sausage despite the pain
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:31,
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If he managed to rub his hot sausage on his facehe should be in porn or some sort of circus.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:32,
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You're getting close to the crux of the matter hereALWAYS prick your sausage
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:48,
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You're into some heavy S&M there. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:49,
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Keep pounding those spuds. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:19,
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Not the only time you've had someone's big saveloy spray over your face, I'll wager. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:34,
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Picking off the scabs a week later was even better :) hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:44,
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Luverly.Early frames remind me of that Geordie comic what gets on telly on that panel show where the "intellectual" chap won't let him get a word in because the comic is funnier than he is.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:48,
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That's him and even the fat Lancashire comic off of Benidorm,which I also never watch, is funnier than the bloke who knows everything so he won't let him speak either.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:52,
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Oh fuck there's tonnes of fat Lancashire comics, they're our main export.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:54,
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Him off the tea advert with the monkey edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:56,
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Johnny Vegas. Thanks for your patience
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:13,
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i used to have an image that would fit here... but it has gone...have pg tips served a cease and desist order on the ginger fuhrer?
(,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:54,
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Ta, i'm unaware of that Geordie comic what gets on telly on that panel show where the "intellectual" chap won't let him get a word in because the comic is funnier than he is.*never watches panel shows
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:49,
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'cries with laughter"Edit: Sue Perkins is gorgeous.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:01,
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Yeah but in contrastBrian Cox is eminently punchable.
( boris the spider,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:02,
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It's QI, please try to keep up. edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:53,
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Hahahaha! Great.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:55,
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excellent! - and this is why we should always prick sausages... (at least before microwaving them, anyway)
( enceladus,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:59,
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Haha, not to mention the half life of the heet in a KFC apple pie being about 3 hours!
i wore a jumper like that to a ross noble gig.and the bastard singled me out to be his comedy audience stooge for the night.
oh how they laughed ! cunt, he did buy me a pint afterwards though.
(oh how they laughed ! cunt, he did buy me a pint afterwards though.
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:20,
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Fuck! Look busy - it's the Boss! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:12,
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*shuffles one off over noobs* ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:37,
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FAQ!Sorry, someone said 'noobs'.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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That's some mighty fine work Mr Manual Sir.
(
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:15,
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Shit!I think he caught me doing some work instead of titting about on here!
*hastilly reposts summat*
Hahaha! That's really Woo!
EDIT: Why is Elton John installing it?
(*hastilly reposts summat*
Hahaha! That's really Woo!
EDIT: Why is Elton John installing it?
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:15,
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SPESH!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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what software you using?(I refuse to use the term 'program' it's so Acorn Electron)
(,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:17,
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^ this, on both points. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:18,
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I shall investigate....Cheers!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:23,
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don't know but it's going to put JJ out of business HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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Is it iYiff? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:23,
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MoYiffer Firefox Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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helloYou should participate in the board more often, rather than spamming your own stuff
*runs*
(*runs*
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:20,
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hahaha!That's why you're the Fuhrer!
*clicks*
(*clicks*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:35,
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*50ps* Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:36,
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fanks unc!*saves for replica colt*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:38,
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Great mirth.Shame he had to ring wrong.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:50,
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I had that as my final frameThen decided I prefered ta-dah, now I don't know
( rob,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:55,
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Fuck, I've made the gaffer indecisive..*hides on /QOTW*
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:32,
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I'm glad you didn't go down the racist route and make the gorrila chineseto add a cheap "Ching Chong" in there.
glad bitter and disillusioned
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:51,
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I thinkKing Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong are playing the Hope and Anchor tonight...
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:36,
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hahait's about fucking time too!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:09,
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Haha,my sister and I used to have a game when we were kids exactly like this, where we took it in turns to add lines to it that rhymed ('...in Hong Kong, whilst hitting a mong, which was very wrong...')!
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:27,
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haha! - and I'm not just saying that because it's you. Lurk less!
( enceladus,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:07,
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hahahmore of this sort of thing!
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:57,
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thats powerful stuff :)
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 30 Jan 2013, 1:30,
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