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Warburtons thin sliced white bread is the best bread type
all others are vastly inferior
except for cornflakes
and those aren't even bread you fucking idiot
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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yeah, bread
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well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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I don't really like white bread much.
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Comma, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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it's white bread or a kick in the tits, you choose
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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Oh. I'll take the white bread, in that case.
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Comma, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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you can have both if you want?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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No, just the white bread's fine.
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Comma, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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I'm more of a hovis man.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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I mean
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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Is that Russia?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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hmmmmmmmm?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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It's a pancreas.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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I thought it was a feotus
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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It's a pancreas.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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What is it?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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I've forgotten.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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It looks more like one of JMG's toupees.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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That's never a London international train station
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:46,
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thats fucking shit
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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Well,
it is cancerous. Surely you know that by now?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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And what do you think of the picture?
lololollololol
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:55,
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did you see my fucking picture?
right at the bottom
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:57,
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Hah
=)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:34,
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Fucking awesome toupée!
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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I prefer medium sliced.
I'm with you on the Warburtons part
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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Oh for fuck sake.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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oh for fuck's sake
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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Yeah.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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suck a flake
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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You like the same bread as Karl.
I'd kill myself if I were you.
These two things aren't related.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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You and karl are related.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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*kills self*
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:46,
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I like bread.
Sometimes I don't though.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm a fucking prick.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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I like to buy loaf tins
and slice them myself with the electric knife so I can make really thick door stoppers
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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Electric knife?
Is it the 1970s again. Fucking hell.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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thin medium
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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I like the toastie kind.
It makes nice toast.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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And also toasties.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:49,
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Bread is so versatile
I have discovered bread is not versatile enough to be the following things:
1. Makeshift shurikens
2. Old mattress replacement
3. Patio
4. Toilet Tissue
5. Trendy elbow patches
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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I'm wearing a Hovis merkin right now
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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Hovis merkin?
Bread'n'dripping?
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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Eggy bread
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:57,
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cheese'n'toast
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:59,
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freshly baked bread is the only proper bread
none of this sliced up crap
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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you fucking cunt
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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but it only lasts a couple of days and you end up throwing most of it away
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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Only if you're a bread wrong.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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Not if you eat it all
and live next to a bakery
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:41,
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Tesco value ultra thin bread.
Crumbles to pieces when handled.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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Packaged bread out here is shit.
We have Bimbo, which appears to be made with 50,000 tonnes of sugar per slice. They do have some British bread, but it goes off within 4 seconds of leaving the supermarket.
Also, FooOOoOOoOO00ooOoooOooooO00ooOoOoOood.
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:46,
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Panrico ftw!
but yeah, i made the mistake buying sugary bread too. with no crust. :/
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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Panrico? I think I may have nibbled on their doughnuts.
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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I don't mind bimbo bread with bacon
the sweetness goes quite well.
They do nice Brioche too.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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thin sliced?
you bag of wrong
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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Oh, ok, fair enough.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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Actually I prefer brown medium sliced
And bran flakes
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:58,
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I've decided that it's ok for any number of you lot to fancy me.
Commence wooing.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:55,
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what do you look like?
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well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:55,
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An old man in a young man's body.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:57,
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Though not in the Gary Glitter sense, if you dig my meaning
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:59,
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Like Wormulus, but bigger.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:58,
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Penfold and Timmy Mallet fucking angrily in a tweed suit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:58,
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I typed "posh wanker" into google images.
rnuk looks like this, but with glasses.
farm3.static.flickr.com/2287/2247617014_4da1f3832e.jpg?v=0
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:02,
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PANOWIE!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:56,
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i don't normally make passes at guys that wear glasses,
but wahey! In your case I'll make an exception, big boy. hubba hubba.....
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:56,
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Would you like some of my chips?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:57,
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I've picked you some wildflowers
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Lisette von Falcon, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:59,
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Poison oak, dogsbane and deadly nightshade?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:02,
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I go weak at the knees for dandelion and burdock
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:04,
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___ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin_______ Sir
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_ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir_______ Sir
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Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Go__ Si
Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Gobli_
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:01,
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That's nothing like a pancreas.
They're more the shape of a semi-pert dog penis.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:02,
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He's 4eva in my hart
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:14,
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Crikey.
You lot are really going to miss him.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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WOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooo
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:01,
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i can't see you
but i bet you've got a smashing blouse on
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weaver., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:03,
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This old thing?
Oh you.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:06,
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You're not my type
You've still got all your limbs
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:12,
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No
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:15,
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i'm dripping through my pants for you
come with me and be my fertile bucket
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:24,
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bou?
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:10,
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Would you settle for sororital fondness?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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Wasn't he in Easy Rider?
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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JMG.
What are the opening arguments?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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I am both for and against whatever statement you make next.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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i haven't seen anyone argue with you on here in a while
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well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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Strange, isn't it?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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perhaps you've won,
made the internet a better place and that
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well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:09,
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*JMG Anthem*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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what is the JMG anthem?
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well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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The theme from Byker Grove.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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I've upped the beat to make it extra annoying.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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____ Sir Sand Goblin Si___ Sir Sand Goblin Si
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_ Sir Sand Goblin Sir Sand Goblin Sir_______ Sir
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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OH MY SWEET SSG!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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Hare Rama
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:13,
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I was in Cardiff earlier.
It's been such a quiet and depressing place since we all learned of SSG's cancer.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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Queen's Porn 5 to silly-mid-on bishop.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:09,
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The Free Trade Inn in Newcastle is number 1 in the Observers pub guide
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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*Thumbs up*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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fairy cakes are awesome
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chuff monkey I AM him, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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I disagree immediately and obesely.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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*Firm handshakes*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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BOOM
Headshot!
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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Should we...
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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Who won the bingo?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:49,
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Me.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:50,
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This has the makings of a fantastic new Esme uses JMG's computer scandal.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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I imagine there was a fair amount of upset about that.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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I hear you personally backed Ahmadinejad
Now look what you've done...
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:54,
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BBQ this afternoon :)
Got some vegematarians coming. Any advice what to feed them? I have Portabello mushrooms and homemade coleslaw, so that should be a good start.
If you don't care, man: what is your favourite BBQ meats?
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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Feed them meat and tell them to stop being so shit.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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tivall veggie frankfurters
are marvellous
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:35,
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The best way to cook them is to take them out the packet..
..boil up some water, then bin the limp wristed veggie frankfurthers, make a cup of tea and cook some proper sausages.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:36,
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Not on a barbecue they're not.
They fall apart :(
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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throw warm offal at them
fucking veggies, fucking pretentious ooh-i-don't-eat-meeeeeeeat-I-wuv-aminals-soooo-much wankers
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:36,
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Poor SSG would LOVe to be ale to eat meat, but his fucked up pancreas won't let him.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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I'd feed him some meat hurr hurr hurr
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:51,
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they might have to change their reasoning soon!
news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8076000/8076875.stm
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:53,
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You should have revoked the invite on learning they were vegetarian.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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:)
unfortunately the person who's lending me their balcony for the aft is one of them :P
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:41,
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Push them off it.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:43,
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:D
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:45,
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veggie sausages, burgers
quorn's range is good, so's the linda mccartney one
quorn mini eggs and mini kievs are very good too
and some veg kebabs that I bbq'd the other week, just red onion/3 colours of pepper/courgette/asparagus etc on a kebab stick.
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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EAT SOME MEAT SKINNY BOY
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:39,
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Kebabs are awesome
Although I wouldn't have the asparagus on the kebab I would wrap them in foil with some nyommy dressing and leave them to sit on on the BBQ for ages.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:41,
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and make sure any cheese (or products with cheese in) are vegetarian friendly.
Some cheeses are normally made with rennet - pork or beef, boiled feet and stomachs and shit like that.
Most cheese seems to be veg friendly now though, but I have a habit of checking.
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:41,
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You're not a vegetarian for moral reasons though,
so does that really matter?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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True, I only did it so I'
fat fingered fail, I only did it to eat better. Why not stick to it as they would?
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:43,
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because there's no health advantage.
it's not a religion, you don't have to obey all the "rules" so that you get into veggie heaven.
edit: although it's good to point this sort of thing out to someone who has vegetarians coming round.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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^that
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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well true, I disagree about the health benefits though
Stopping eating steak regularly, fried chicken, low quality burgers, salty bacon and whatever..and eating much more fresh fruit and veg?
I'm not a militant vegetarian, or vegan..the militant viewpoint is ridiculous haha.
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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I mean there's no health advantage in worrying about rennet in your cheese.
We eat vegetarian up to twice a week, partly for health, partly because it's cheaper.
I used to know a vegan, he was strict about what he'd buy for himself but wasn't that fussed about cross-contamination and the like, which I thought was fair enough.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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The reason you're eating better isn't really because you've cut meat out,
it's because now that you have cut meat out, you're thinking about what you are eating a lot more.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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although most people in Western society tend to eat too much meat.
especially red meat.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:03,
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Yeah.
But you can cut down on red meat without cutting it out all together, it's not an all or nothing thing.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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I got some amazing vegitarian cheeses down Borough market.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:45,
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it's disappointingly difficult to find non-vegetarian stuff these days.
maybe I WANT lard in my apple pies.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:49,
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good idea
cheers - especially the kebabs
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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quorn is weird,
it disturbs me slightly.
One of the best vegetarian things I've had is veggie haggis. I'm not entirely sure what's in it, but then, that goes for the meat ones as well.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:43,
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i love quorn
it tastes like eating slightly eggy SCIENCE
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:03,
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I think that's exactly what I don't like about it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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I've had their weird sausage things
they don't look a bit like proper sausages, and if real sausages taste like that, I have no idea why the things are popular. They also made my back teeth itch.
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:50,
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That would be quite nice, esspiecaly with a sweet-chilli glaze or a satay sauce.
You could do that tempora style too
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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I saw those quorn scotch eggs yesterday.
I liked the look of them.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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Kebab skewers with mushroom, onion, mixed peppers leek and offer a melted mozarella to put on the top
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:40,
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Also half corn cobs wrapped in tin foil with rosemary and a little but of garlic
Jacket spuds wrapped in tin foil also with rosemary
The tin foil is important as it helps the herbs sweat into the food.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:43,
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All this is good.
Bananas with chocolate in tin foil, too.
Smoked or marinated tofu, either in slices on its own or in chunks on the kebabs.
Vegeburgers/sausages.
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Comma, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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Yes!
Also roasted peppers filled with cous cous and then topped with a nice blob of cheese. and grilled.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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But make sure it's vegetarian cheese.
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Comma, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:03,
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phwooar!
thanks - mozzarella sounds good
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:43,
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Barbecue a cat and punt it at their stupid fucking vegetarian faces.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:41,
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ocra curry
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:41,
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ocra beef
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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Are whales not made of meat, then?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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very good.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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umm, thank you?
that's very pretty
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:55,
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I was hoping you'd make a SSG pancreas
not a pancreas heart :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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Roasted peppers,
Vegatable kebabs,
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PsychoChomp, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:51,
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I like quorn stuff.
/awaits cries of derision.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:55,
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Crabs
Buckets and buckets of crabs
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The Neville What what what, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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What is the *that* that you wouldn't do for love?
/meatloaf
4 ssg, da angel
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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put a hamster up my bum
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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He said it wasnt true.
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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thinking about this question makes me feel sad :(
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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You should see the SSG tribute thread :(
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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jump in front of a moving train
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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Vanessa Feltz.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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Your mum
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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I'd do yours
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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Oddly, I asked this exact same question to a friend of mine this morning
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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AND WHAT WAS THE ANSWER?
THE WHOLE INTERNET WANTS TO KNOW.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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I said if it had been a woman asking the question
then it may have been anal
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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Jocelyn Wildenstein
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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Oh, Jesus.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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Google images sadface :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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Copy and paste this in every thread or SSG will die early.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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hide a body
I'd cut it up though
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Lisette von Falcon, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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Let's talk about ME!
Me me me.
Think of some songs that relate to phonecalls and listening, go on. I'm making a PLAYLIST.
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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Blondie - call me
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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Oh, and Hanging on the Telephone
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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ghostbusters theme song
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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Win!
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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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Blondie
I cant remember what it called.
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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Paul Simon
You can call me, Al.
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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"Eto'o has apparently asked Manchester City for 1m euros a month (that's about £850,000) after tax if they want him at Eastlands."
I'm not entirely sure he won't get it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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Show your support.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post451401spamming here.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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is the skin condition related to the pancreatic cancer?
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well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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The hair, legs and body shape were a perfect match then?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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uncanny
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well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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It's My Party And I'll Spend It Downloading Ringtones If I Want To
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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also The Fall - Telephone Thing
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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Elvis Presley - Hard Nokias
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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anything by Sony-Eriksson Clapton
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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Or Sony-Eriksson B & Rakim
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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Spangna - call me
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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"I just called to say I love you" by Stevie Wonder
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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the squeeze - 8535937
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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Dire Straits - Calling Elvis
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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Wham - wake me up before you pay as you go go
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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Hanging on the telephone
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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De La Soul
Ring ring ring
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just_steve, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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Althea & Donna - Uptown Ten-Quid Top-Up Ranking
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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Pfft
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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haha
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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Calling America by ELO
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Sygiinu, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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Alexei Sayle - Hello John, got a new Motorola?
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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bwaaahahaha
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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bored of that now
Who has the stupidest haircut ever?
You can't say Limahl. Hello.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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Your mum
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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Women who have undercuts.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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+men
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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Yeah, plus men.
It looks shit on both, but it's much, much, much, much worse on a lady.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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It's because women are the inferior sex.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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not when it comes to hairstyles, usually.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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You can't go wrong with a skin head.
Unless you've got a grotesquely shaped head and ugly face, of course.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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Or liver spots.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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or a great big spider's web tattoo
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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Or a tattoo of a spiders web over liver spots.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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Why not get a tattoo of some hair
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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can you have 3d effect tattoos?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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only if y ouget them done
so that some are red and some a blue, but you have to hand out 3d-glasses to everyone around you.
You could get it done kendoll style. I Think his is just painted on.
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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you could get rabbits
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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what are your thoughts on the ladymullet?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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Worse than the man mullet.
At least the man mullet can (almost) be worn "ironically".
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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yeah,
there's a certain nostalgic awesomeness to the 1980s hair metal look, young girls with mullets look like fashion victims.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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Donkey Gums
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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flock of seagulls
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mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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Some groupie back in the 70's
Her knickers looked like a burst sofa. Dreadful state of affairs.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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Good grief
Such is the life though, they didn't have 5 blade razors back then
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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No, we used to use freshly knapped flints.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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And a smilodon tooth
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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After we fucked and ate them yes.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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Who is the b3tan who claims to be able or qualified to
shave others using a cut throat razor ?
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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L Space ?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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CHB!
you promised you'd never tell
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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Ah but those alopecia pills I got off that Turk did the trick.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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curly clock springs ahoy!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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Poodle smuggling!
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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Lady garden
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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"her knickers looked like they were sumo-wrestling a Brillo-pad"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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or a net full of daddylonglegs
I just wanted to say daddylonglegs as I haven't said daddylonglegs on here before.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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Duncan Goodhew
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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sickrik
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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SSG truly deserves this.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post451401
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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I still fail to get off topic
it's like the rest of b3ta but more effort to navigate around
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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I'm in the market for a digital SLR so, Canon or Nikon?
recommendations please
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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It really depends on the amount of brass you are planning on spending.
I would heartily recommend the Nikon D90 but that's not really that much help if you only have a £300 budget.
At entry / mid-range DSLR level, Nikon and Canon's are pretty much equal when it comes to picture quality.
I would recommend going to your local camera shop and picking up and handling the actual camera before buying.
I prefer Nikon because the build quality feels better than the equivalent spec/price Canon ones.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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This.
I got a Canon because I was familiar with the controls, but an entry-level Nikon would have served me just as well. Go and pick one up, play with it. I hear Nikons can take older lenses though, so if you're on a budget that might be important.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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neither, you want a leica M8.2, pick up a few lenses and you'll be laughing
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mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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Meh. Since the world went digital, Leicas are just very expensive boxes.
If you want Leica lens loveliness on a digital camera then you're better off with a panasonic lumix whatever the number it is.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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the camera above is a digital slr
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mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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Yes. Thank you very much professor stuff-I-already-know.
Digital Leicas are just overpriced boxes. You're better off with the panasonic lumix whatever the name is which is a better camera using the same lenses for less money.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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i'll have you know nothing captures the beauty of the female bumhole quite like a leica
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mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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I say! What are you Leica!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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to be honest i don't even have a camera, i prefer to take a rubbing
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mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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Whichever one the weakest-looking tourist has dangling from his neck
when you choose to mug him
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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Loads of people told me to go for Cannon, but the Nikon felt better in my hand.
So that's the one I went for.
I wish I knew about the D5000 (I think) when I brought it though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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Cannon girls Nikon boys
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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Meh', play your cards right and you'll find out.
MASSIVE WINK.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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Eeeeeeeep!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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Fuji Quick Snap
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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Tesco Value Disposable.
99p What's not to like?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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He said camera
Not your stay dry nappies
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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Ah, b3ta's cultural attache to the porridge wogs.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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Ahoy hoy
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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I got some surprisingly good pictures of Italy with one of those,
many years ago.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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Was it surprising because you were in Skegness at the time?
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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It certainly would have been a surprise
if I'd got any nice pictures from there.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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Was it surprising because you didn't actually take any?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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I took two camera's worth!
I had to buy another one while I was there, fortunately Italian film is compatible with Boots.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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Film is film.
Unless it's a very obscure type I think most places would be able to develop it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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I was being silly, silly.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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It's hard to tell sometimes, online.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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That it is, lad,
that it is.
If only there were some kind of system of character combinations that could be used to indicate emotional expression :/
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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I have a Nikon D40.
It's good for what I need it for.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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I have a little Kodak
point and click. Takes lovely photos.
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jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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Its true
*renews subscription to
www.jeninsertsfruit.com*
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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Entry level
Canon 1000D - pick p the lenses as you go along, gaz Planearm or Jahled for more, perhaps better info!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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I went with Sony - The A350
as I didn't like to be labelled in either 'camp'. Plus, I had a lot of good quality AF Minolta lenses from an old Minolta 35mm system, and they all fit the Sony Alpha series,
which was the main reason behind it :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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I bought one of these for Mrs Turb0t on her birthday
she loves it, its a nice camera, and I got a her a 4GB memory card for it too.
The wedding photos that her nephew took using it were crap though.
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turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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Speaking of which
how are you getting along with it?
I'm trying to get round to packing up stuff on the bike so I can point the A100 at some bits of Scotland currently (hence fannying around online :)
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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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It's tennis time!
Andy Murray is going to make Britain proud.
*sheds single tear*
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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He won't make me proud
I don't like tennis.
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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I think tennis is one of the few sports that shows the human body at the absolute peak of perfection
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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Along with Bog Snorkling, Darts and Snooker.
edit:
I joke, but I agree with you.
Footballers complain that they're tired 3 days after a football match where they run about 10k in 90 minutes. Most tennis matches last at least that, they run at least that, and during non grand slam events they compete every single day, even during grand slams it's once every other day.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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And tennis players aren't prissy girls who care more about their hair
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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and when they dive it's risking their personal health,
not just being pathetic.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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I use my phone as a camera.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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Have an HD video camera inserted into your forehead
and a massive RAID array of usb sticks up your bottom.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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Speaking of which, I need to "download" some "files"
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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Log files?
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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Good afternoon dump dangling , salad dodging guffbeaks.
Last night we were right in the middle of a gig, a song with a long guitar and keyboard bit at the beginning. The other guitarist and the drummer fucked offstage to the bogs. It was getting close to when they needed to be back when I noticed the drummer running through the audience, with a newspaper wedged between his are crack and very much on fire. Somehow, without knowing how, they manged to extinguish the flames and get to their places a split second before. This segues rather neatly to my question. So....lunch then?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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I'm waiting for an olive skinned big titted girl to come round & cook my breakfast.
I've been waiting many years for this so I don't hold out much hope.
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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I had a bacon butty and some coffee at Lancaster station
£5.60 diabolical liberty
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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life
is the name of the game
and I wanna play the game with you
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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I'm not going back 'til the 21st, YAY.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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I'm going home on either the 19th or the 22nd. YEAH.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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You want to play life with me? I do hope it's the sort of life where we never have to speak, meet or touch each other in any way
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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I don't wanna play anymore
/emo
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jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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The only game you play is "spunk the biscuit".
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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Soggy biscuit, 'round these parts.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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Not that I've ever played it or anything.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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Shut up, Maffers.
Shut up with all your questions.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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"spunk the biscuit" does fit quite nicely into "rock the casbah" though
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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Im listening to that RIGHT NOW
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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No thanks.
Jenga?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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Maybe so but you've lost most of the pieces and the dog keeps walking over the board :(
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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I'd forgotten that dogs did that
When I used to play boards games with my brother, we'd have to take turns of shoving the dog away.
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jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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and then stands there between you
looking incredibly pleased with itself
there ought to be more board games designed for dogs to play. i reckon they could master hungry hippos, given that mine can work a pedal bin
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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My cats stand in front of the book I'm reading
when they want attention.
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jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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Giant dogs destroying hotels during monopoly was the inevitable end to our weekly game at grandma's
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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the dogs used to come crashing through
when there was nothing but houses all over the Monopoly board.
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jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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why do you let the dog go on the table?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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well,
imagined he played on the floor. Like I used to with my brother.
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jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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Indeed
Today is Suicide Sunday
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_Week, and I am still sober :( But BBQ later, yays!
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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Hello SickRik
How are you SickRik?
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Are you not responding to any replies to your post, SickRik?
That
is unusual, SickRik. You're normally so sociable, SickRik. You fucking orange freak.
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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pfft
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jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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Oh, ok then, fair enough.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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GAHHH none of the games on Kongregate will load
I've cleared my cache, updated Flash player and it's still not working.
Now what?
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:48,
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Step out into the glorious sun!
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:49,
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It's 10.52 at night
I think I will go to bed
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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No it's not, you filthy timewrong.
It's 11:54. AND. NOTHING. ELSE.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:54,
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How is down there anyway?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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Miniclip?
And don't talk to me about kongregate, they nicked a banner I made to advertise some shit on their site. No credit. Fuckers.
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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Actually
Kongregate are fine. Good guys, no beef with them.
Kontraband though,
grrrrr
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:57,
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Make a cup of tea and read a book.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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Make a cup of book and read a tea.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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Book a make and read a tea of cup.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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Leave a trail of peanuts around the house and pretend you're pacman
Alternatively make a cup of read and book a tea
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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oh oh, I watched a Look Around You clip on links
and I get your username now!!!
I have been puzzling over it for years!
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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Then you should have asked before!
Tsk tsk...
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:58,
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Thants
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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Thanks hanks.
The whole series was building up to that.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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Birds.
What are they?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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suicide is the only option.
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MrA, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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What about cake?
Suicide or cake?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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Suicide by cake?
Genocide by chocolate?
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nick the greek, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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Chocolate covered sponge topped with hazelnut and cyanide.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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buy horror films of amazon
i just bought 150 for less tha 30 squids.. i can't wait
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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Are these the sorts of horror films I would find
on late night sci-fi and zone horror. Because if so, I'm in.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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I might be staying another week, YAY.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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Try using a different browser
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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get steam and download l4d then gaz me
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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Am I too late for the bingo?
anyway, its Sunday and I'm bored already so I think I shall wash the car and go for a drive down town to get the Sunday papers like everybody else around here does.
shit now I know I am getting old when I start looking forward to that.
what are you looking forward to today?
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
I'm going to sit on my bot and relax ALL DAY LONG.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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Walking to the paper shop.
See you all in a bit.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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Doing absolutely fuck all for the whole day.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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Well, I'll have to go to my dads at some point.
It was his birthday 2 days ago. Better drop off his card.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:13,
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Don't forget Fathers' Day next week.
Make a note now.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:13,
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I've got that one memorised.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:23,
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At this moment in time
I'm looking forward to a massive tuppa tea as I've just woken up.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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That's a good idea too.
I think some bacon might be in order as well.
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nick the greek, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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A game of squash then some nice steak for tonight.
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nick the greek, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:14,
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forget the bingo, it never happened, let it go, move on
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mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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I'm going to see nieces and nephew this afternoon (as part of a 20 mile bicycle ride)
but I am feeling a bit meh/anxious because parents aren't 100% (death anxiety yay!)
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custard, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:17,
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I'm waiting for The Woman to decide what she wants to do.
However, by asking what she wants to do, I'm pressuring her into making a decision.
*rolls eyes*
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:19,
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going to the beach and not tidying my flat
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:20,
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Beach BBQ if the weather improves.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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Shopping for kitchen appliances, great joy :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:28,
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living the dream
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:28,
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Oh yes!
Trying to decide whether I should get a microwave and toaster to match the kettle I've been given
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:31,
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And barbeque
Must not forget the questionably cooked meatstuffs I shall be enjoying this evening.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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I'm going to replace my gearstick gaiter later
Non stop excitement over here at magnum mansion
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:28,
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Are you fitting an electric pink faux-leather playboy one?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:39,
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No, real leather according to the eBay advert
I'm a bit concerned as it looks too small, so I may have to send it back. I'll report later.
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:43,
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I'm going to spend some quality time with a latte and Albert Camus.
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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christ, i want to punch me
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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Make sure you put it on youtube and you'll be an even bigger internet sensation!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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Haha.
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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roast venison
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:32,
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Be quiet. :(
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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I've never had venison.
What does it taste like?
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:39,
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It tastes of yum.
Not had it for years so it's very hard to describe
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:40,
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It's pretty hard to describe anyway,
and we have it quite often. It doesn't taste like any other thing. I guess you could say it's sort of like a rich, gamey beef with a hint of lamb.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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not much.
Am fitting a plug socket, doing some washing and some washing up, bit of tidying, etc etc.
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:34,
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A medicinal meal of steak, spinach, brocolli and potatoes
I can't decide if I should make gravy or not
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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yes, make gravy.
you can't have dry potatoes.
well you can, but I wouldn't advise it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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Fucking hell, it only costs 5 grand to get a Pilot's licence over here
what would you spunk five large on?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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Drum kit and soundproof room
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:59,
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A holiday without a doubt
I'd rent a beach villa on the east coast of mallorca in a village called Colonia de sant pere. It's a quiet sea front residential place that's beautiful and no tourists and VERY SPANISH
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:00,
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this one
www.holiday-rentals.co.uk/p404297
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:04,
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As nice as that looks....
That outdoorsy-patio thinggy is facing the wrong way, it would be much better to look at the sea than the house.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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BORING
fucking hell that sounds yawnarific
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:08,
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it probably would be boring but the good quiet relaxing kind.
spend a few days driving/hiking around the tramuntana mountains visiting Soller and finding empty hidden beaches
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:11,
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You want peace and solitude?
Bieszczady is where it's at. And no fucking Spaniards.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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You never brought me a stick of rock back, you bastards.
You won't be invited to the inaugural piss up.
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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I told you, you shit I have your rock here.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:21,
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£2k PER WEEK?!
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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and you get plastic fucking chairs
those Spanish tourist landlords sure know how to milk an idiot
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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it's not summer unless you're sitting outdoors on a plastic chair
these things make us british
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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fuck you and your Britishness
if I have to spend my free time in a hot clime, I'll do it in a khaki suit on a wicker chair being fanned by one of the local girls with my feet resting on something I've just killed. THAT'S Britishness.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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a boob job
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mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:02,
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Thanks for the Bingo last night mongy
It was tiring but fun.
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:04,
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I wish I joined in now
When's the next one?
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:05,
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look to the calendar!
mongy likes everyone to get involved, good guy
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:06,
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It's not on the calendar
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:07,
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:(((((
it was only last night, you have to wait for the next installment. good times for all!
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:08,
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i can't compete with Karl's quiz night, he has over thrown bingo, everyone seems to be moving on
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mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:08,
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its all a needy popularity contest
i shall not play a part in it
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:08,
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Maybe alternate quiz and bingo every couple of weeks
I wonder if we could do /talk poker...
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:09,
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They do poker nights every week downstairs now.
It's turned into a right little social hotspot.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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Pay off my debts and then spend the rest on a newer car than what I have now.
OR five hundred thousand penny sweets.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:05,
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The last of the stock of carpets that Rose wants, that I won't even put up, they'll stay in my cupboard and rot.
A better drumkit than Matt's, that I'll only get out when other people have hangovers.
The entire landmass of spain, and close up the boarders.
A breast reduction for... actually, I can use that one myself.
An a packet of Kettle Crips.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:05,
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i'd kill a man for some carpet
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:07,
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Hungry, are you?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:08,
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for a lovely lovely thick white knotted shag pile oh yes
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:09,
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Woooh now girl, that's a bit harsh
Carefull what you say 'round these parts, someone might take you up on that offer.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:09,
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i'm crossing all my bits.
a lovely plush multi-level loop pile lovely lovely stuff
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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Almost worth getting a small job on saturdays for the staff discount at Carpet Something-or-other.
That one near the Old Orlines on the A10.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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or i could ask dad
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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You've missed out the social implimentations of working in such a place.
LOADS of desprate under-achievers, there has to be at least one hotty there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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yer one, ME
fuck that, i'll keep saving
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:21,
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Hah.
walk in there, go up to the spotty person who's on their "Fast track graduate" scheme, and whisper in his ear "I'll trade you my rug for this lovely carpet.".
Gaurntied next day delivery then.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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Fuck you getting a better drum kit that me
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:08,
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What's the differance between a drummer and a drum kit?
You only have to beat it into the drum kit once.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:10,
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you mean drum machine
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:11,
archived)
DONE IT WRONG.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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i wanted to go to london today but there are engineering works gonz, i am sad about this, imagine that
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mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:09,
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What line are you on Big M?
You should have b4sh0rz last night, a Tru Playah and PUA like yourself could have totally gotten that junk in your trunk checked out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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i was busy staying in last night G, and i'm overground man, i wanted to go hamleys, check out the new phat toys and shit
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mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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Ahh, I'm not the greatest fan of them, I get confused where everything is going.
Picadilly line, it goes up, it goes down, then it loops a bit... but it's almost always a straight line, at least up my end it is.
Northern Line gets me too sometimes.
As much as I like to support independant local buisnesses like Harrods, it
is a tourest tax. Go their to check it all out then Kelkoo it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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kids tho paul
you can't take them to a toy shop and then walk out empty handed. that's being a teasing mean cunt
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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Give them a fiver to take to Sega World (or whatever that's called these days) instead.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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i used to
and it didn't do me any harm. used to have to eat coal too etc.
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spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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shorten your name, you prick
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:11,
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yeah', ok, let's see how that one works out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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This is getting a click just for the last sentence...
Those darned Kettle Crips... Couldn't fight their way out of a crisp packet
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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I would hire 50 prostitutes
and get them to spend the day constantly flashing Nick Robinson and Andrew Marr wherever they went.
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chuff monkey I AM him, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:10,
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what a waste of a whore
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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*whipes single tear from my eye*
The story of my life.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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I'd probably blow it on something stupid like putting it towards a masters
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:11,
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Premium bonds and a building society regular saver account.
How much does it cost in England. It does look like fun.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:11,
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Probably twice that
there was some spotty-faced nerd on here who was obsessed with planes, he'd know.
Saver accounts are a waste of investment at the moment; Forex is where it's at, or T-bills.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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It all sounds a bit adventurous.
Maybe I'll see if I can get some National Savings certificates with a really long term.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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Shares
I just got 25,000 shares of the company I'm employed with as part of their Employee Retention Programme! I now have a new focus on work!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:23,
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That's what companies who are about to go bankrupt do
when they can't afford to pay their staff
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:28,
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Not likely
EBIT up 48% last year, turnover $5 billion....
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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turnover means nothing
and the EBIT and the fact they can dish out 25k shares (at what, a cent each?) suggests its a young, new, dynamic and VERY unstable company.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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A private pilots licence cost 3-5K to obtain in the UK.
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C, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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really?
how gay, I thought it was more than that
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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You can do a 21 day intensive course in the US for about 2K (plus getting there & accomodation) which would probably work out about the same price overall.
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C, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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Does that include plane hire and all the rest of it or just tuition?
It doesn't sound out of the question.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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And is it like learning to drive - you have a couple of hours with an instructor every week and then take a test?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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If only there was some vast electronic repository for all the worlds information,
available to anyone with a phone line and a computer.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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there is
but I'm reading it in Polish
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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Nice article in the papers today
About a Polish Nursery rhyme book which just about offends every fucker
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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Poles aren't racist
they just hate equally everyone who's not a white western slavic catholic, that's all.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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You really are worse than Hitler.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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Third paragraph
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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It's the overzealous politically correct brigade gone mad.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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A couple of hours a week, initially with an instructor, then after 15-20 hours you go solo, until you've notched up a minimum of 45 hours flying time, then you have a medical, practical & theory tests and you're sorted.
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C, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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Way to live that rock'n'role lifestyle Neptune.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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a series of increasingly hilarious hats
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:25,
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This idea deserves recognition
you could be like Phil Spektor but with a different sort of headwear
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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I'd pimp my Astra so I don't feel left out when I drive by the McDonals car park.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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just take two Maccy D trays, place them under the back wheels
put the hand-brake on, then do donuts to your heart's content
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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Sweet.
Also need some fat pikey to sit in the passenger seat while I do it. Any takers?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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It's not really polite to call people pikeys.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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A decent treadmill and Wii Fit
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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This is the looser here at the moment.
But it's close between you and Neptune.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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Why do I lose?
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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You don't lose, you loose.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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Wii Fit is rubbish.
A decent treadmill is not really relivent to my interests eaither.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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Canon 5D mk II
and a holiday.
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moogy boobles, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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This is the winner so far.
And maybe a few decent lenses too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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of course,
a bit of glassware wouldn't go a miss.
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moogy boobles, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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As much as I like Jason Bradbury, who's even validated me a few times.
He's done like 15 tweets since I woke up, about some shit going down in Iran.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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Another sea kayak plus a couple of new bicycles
or a second-hand Ford Transit Connect that I could store/carry my sea kayak and bicycles in (and any more that I end up owning in the future).
(where is 'over here'? the PPL courses at my local aero club cost circa 5 grand, but getting a civilian/commercial licence & becoming a pro pilot will cost you at least 50 grand)
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custard, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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I thought if you were into watersports (hur hur)
you had to own an old Bedford CF or a Commer PB or *shudder* a Volkswagen. Transits just aren't cool enough, unless it's a twin-axle LWB Mk II.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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VW Transporters seem to be the van of choice for the sea kayaking crowd
with the posher folk going for long wheelbase Defenders (although that chap does like to do things like drive from Morocco to South Africa via the West coast) and Mercedes Vitos.
I want a Transit Connect because they reasonably compact and are possibly the best van in their class (being designed from scratch instead of being some mutated car platform).
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custard, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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LDV Maxus
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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You could buy a couple of thousand and the factory for £2.50.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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let's do it!
that would be awesome.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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It would still be a rip off.
What the fuck are we going to do with a couple of thousand shit vans which no one wants and a factory to make shit vans that no one wants?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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they're not shit vans
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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They're ugly, expensive, use too juch fuel and have too small payloads.
That's why they've gone bust.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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All vans are ugly.
The reason they went bust is that they're British.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:14,
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Weren't they owned by some Russian oligarch?
(and did they ever get the bridging loan that they were hassling the govt. for?)
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custard, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:19,
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GAZ bought them, apparently,
but they don't seem to have done much.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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too big for me
I just want a van with a 2 metre load length capacity (with the front seat collapsed) that isn't much bigger/wider than a car.
T230
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custard, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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nothing much.
maybe a new computer to do rendering on, but that would only be £500 or so.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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What about something from these chaps
caustic.com/(btw, can I hound you for lighting tips; I dabble in CGI [see the CGI frontpages in my profile], but I really don't have a clue)
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custard, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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Oh, a raytracing graphics card,
I was wondering how long it would take for those to come out.
I'd have to see if I could get Povray to use it. Still waiting for the multi-core version to come out of beta, grrr.
I only really dabble in it myself.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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I did see something a bit more spectacular than a just a graphic cards a while back
was a standalone box that could host up to 24 little ray tracing co-processors, but google came up blank
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custard, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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a man can never have too many Stratocasters
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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A trip to America.
Or some really nice clothes.
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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Go to America and buy some clothes.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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that's also a possibility.
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:28,
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man, you could pwn Primark with five grand
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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fo real
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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Can someone knowledgeable in science help me?
Last night I got drunk, and drunker than I usually do. This morning I have woken up with what I can only describe as an anti-hangover. I've woken up an hour before I usually do, unable to go back to sleep because I feel completely refreshed and awake and I'm really not sure what to do with myself. Should I expect the feeling of having a rhino let loose inside my head sometime in the next few hours, or can I safely carry on smugging about?
/young, virile and smug
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:00,
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Yesterday, my hangover from Friday night kicked in at about 5pm
So don't think you've got off lightly.
I managed to clean the flat and go out for lunch with my parents before my head started hurting.
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:02,
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With that kind of delay I don't think the pain can be blamed on the booze.
You must have started menstruating or something.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:04,
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Oh my, yes
I shall start blaming men for everything, then eat icecream, and then moan about getting fat.
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:06,
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have a good solid two-fisted wank to celebrate
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:04,
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I'm pummelling my john thomas with a lump hammer as I type.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:04,
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Maybe your body hates you so much it can't even be bothered to inflict pain on you any more
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:06,
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*turns into the superhero known only as HATED-MAN*
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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Funnily enough
I believe that this condition actually exists. *have not had a hangover for about two years = win*
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:11,
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let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!
let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!
ting ting ting t-ting ting ting ting t-ting ting ting!
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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Is this some kind of gay slang?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:08,
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Possibly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef6_9Wclh7Q
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moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:10,
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How rare.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:18,
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To be yooooung, virile and smug
Oh what a lovely precious dream
To be young, virile and smug
Open your heart to what I mean
In the whole world you know
There are billion boys and girls
Who are young, virile and smug
You fucking mug.
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:08,
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What's that you say Nina?
He's a fucking cunt. Damn right Nina.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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A smug cunt.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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Were you drinking wine?
Sometimes I can drink bottles of wine and get away with it.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:09,
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Cider.
A combination of Henneys and Strongbow.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:17,
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That stuff just makes me sick.
I'd never keep enough down to get drunk, never mind a hangover.
IT'S ROTTEN APPLES IN A FANCY BOTTLE NOIT.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:18,
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ROTTEN APPLES MAKE ME GO MMMMMMMMMMMM
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:19,
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You may well still be a bit drunk.
I get this sometimes, if I drink a lot I wake up feeling great and can't sleep again, then after about an hour or so I feel shit. Drink some water while you still feel good, a hangover may well be on the way.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:17,
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Hair of the dog time to stave it off?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:20,
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That too.
Breakfast of champions.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:20,
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Achievement unlocked
+ liver upgrade.
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chuff monkey I AM him, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:36,
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JAM!
what's your currant favourite?
lets have a straw poll.. plum for the best i don't really give a fig
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:08,
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lolololbzzZZzzzZz
penis
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/26/wd_outrage/
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:11,
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superb
though it's missing some essential drops
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:15,
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must be Mykey's penis
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:24,
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haha
hey kids - don't upload PHP scripts to a web server that doesn't support PHP
[smokebomb in case there's any really dense people out there]
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:39,
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If I had the mysql tools installed, I would go to town on that bad boy
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:42,
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I'm guessing they've changed hosting providers recently
there probably isn't even a mySQL server there to be hacked
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:48,
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I know I should email webmaster@, but I can't be bothered.
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:51,
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Your weekly talk /stat quote made me regurgitate my breakfast :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:41,
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I aim to please
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:44,
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Strawberry
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SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:16,
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chunky marmalade
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:32,
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and how could that possily be deemed as JAM!
and don't go all forrin with your jus and such like
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:59,
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well basically, you do all the things you do to make jam
only you use oranges, and then you use it for all the things you use jam for. So fuck you, marmalade is jam.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:05,
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JMG!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:00,
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Awesome.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:02,
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Did you get it, sir?
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:02,
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At one point I flipped it, and then afterwards I reversed it.
HOLLA!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:06,
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Can't argue with that
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:10,
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MESSY IDIOT!
Recognise!
Etc.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:12,
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Kristine!
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Lisette von Falcon, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:04,
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finally
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:07,
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poor
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 5:24,
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WRONG!
*Punches the sky*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 5:29,
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FUCK!
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 6:35,
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Who won the bingo?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:33,
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Esme won but the internet ultimately lost
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:45,
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But good news for Esme.
Marvelous.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:47,
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Bit quiet innit?
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:20,
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shush
some folks are trying to sleep
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:21,
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People these days are too responsible
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:23,
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cant sleep :( fucking mosquito in my room
keep hearing him buzz but cant find the fecker..
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:24,
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I use some plug in thingys from el corte ingles to get rid of them
bit stinky but they seem to do the job
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:27,
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i bought the wrong plug ins :(
dont fit :( fucking mercadona...
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:28,
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Heh, thats why I bought el corte ingles
English instructions :)
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:30,
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its a bastard too
tried to get him twice and he´s escaped
gonna turn the fan on, heard the breeze stops em trying to land on you :/
half 4 in the am!
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:32,
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I hate those little bastards, one got me the other night when I'd crashed out downstairs
the fucker bit me on the knuckle of a thumb.
Is it as hot where you are as it is in Marbella tonight? I'm fucking boiling
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:37,
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sweating my balls off
temperatures perked up this week... can´t use a duvet anymore...reckon its going to be a hot summer.
i was in dubai last week though and it was 45 ish for a couple of days.. unbearable.
edit: they always bite you on where the skin is tightest, knuckles, knees, elbows etc.
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:40,
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fook that, I'm planning on getting back to the UK for August 'cos I can't cope with that kinda heat
annoyingly, this apartment has no aircon, the landlord wont have it 'cos short term lets would have it on 24/7 & they'd have to pay for it
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:44,
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I'm over there for a week in September.
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:51,
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Whereabouts?
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:54,
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Near Granada
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:02,
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Ah not a million miles away then
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:04,
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where bouts?
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:54,
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after a year you get used to it
but you seriously need a fan. Got me a huge 42 inch beast.
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:52,
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I'm going to borrow a portable air con unit off my boss
even so, I've been in Marbella in August before. Too much for me.
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:56,
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try sevilla :D
gets to 50 in the plaza nicknamed the ´frying pan´
right i´ve downloaded ´Up´... going to watch it on the coach and fall asleep. not that im pussying away from the mosquito in my room or anything...
night b3tans
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:59,
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The guys who own this place had some lads working in Seville who've just packed up 'cos of the heat
Gnight
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:02,
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Tomorrow night
Spray the room, close the windows and doors and you should be OK until morning. (Speaking from 4-1/2 years experience in mosquito hell)
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:39,
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that will mean i have to bring the kitty litter box in :/
ah well.. needs to be done.
spray the room with what? mozzy spray?
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:41,
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Yup
I know it's not pleasant, but, it kills the fuckers and as long as you stay out of the room for about 10 minutes afterwards it is non harmful to you. The electric mosquito zappers with tablets are good but you are breathing that shit for most of the night which is not so good.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:44,
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just finished watching the dark knight
wasn't that great
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Lisette von Falcon, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:28,
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watch it again
its awesome
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:29,
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I believe it's redeeming features would be the joker and two face
all in all I think Christian Bale is a shitty fucking batman.
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Lisette von Falcon, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:31,
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ah well I enjoyed it
its much darker than any of the other batman movies.
As far as batmans go he´s done a great job, compared to fucking clooney etc.
edit: the harvey dent thing was a bit shit tho
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:35,
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a great job?
are you fucking kidding me?
two face was a more convincing character than bale's batman.
the voice is ridiculous, the fighting is crap, in my opinion he's a fucking shit batman.
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Lisette von Falcon, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:40,
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I think he played it really well,
he did something nearly all other superhero films have neglected by playing 2 roles, In the recent films Batman and Bruce Wayne are completely different characters, exactly how it should be done.
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:46,
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wahooo someone in agreement
i like the modern bruce wayne partying with 2 girls, getting in the fountain with them.... then tells the waiter he´s buying the place :D
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:50,
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each to their own i guess
shitloads better than the other batman films
much more interesting story line for the characters too. never expected the girl to blow up, inspector gordon to fake a death to bring in the joker, batman to go to china to bring in the gangsta fella and escape with old ww2 tactics.
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:48,
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I know someone who knows someone who's in that film
that means I'm famous by proxy and you should all have sex with me
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:53,
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*undresses*
*sobs*
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:55,
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bale?
me too.. it's quite difficult to tell him he was shit
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:09,
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The Harvey Dent parts were the only good part.
The Joker was terrible. No character development or explanation. I actually had to look the character bio up. Harvey Dent/Two Face worked brilliantly, purely because I understood the character.
And where Christian Bale is better than Clooney, that's pretty much down to scripting. If you'd put Bale in Batman and Robin, he would've been awful.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:43,
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Harvey Dent was crap until he became Two face I thought.
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:48,
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It's a mediocre film.
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WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:33,
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bollox
over long and boring.. though i liked the two face set-up even though it was telegraphed
the joker being the best bit
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:54,
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shut up
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:45,
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The voice of moderation and reason...
Returns!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:47,
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Stuff it up your mancunt, turdbreath
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:47,
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Want to play?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:51,
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I thought you'd never ask
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 3:58,
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My sleeping's been fucked this week, not been able to sleep till about 6 every night.
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 4:01,
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esme won, well done young lady
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1244576239/esme.gifand the nunbers:
Called Bingo Numbers
15
46
5
58
75
72
11
29
71
56
86
3
74
44
50
42
36
84
53
2
27
17
35
49
10
39
65
22
28
23
69
14
45
13
32
34
8
60
26
76
7
4
64
89
18
63
41
73
38
31
67
25
20
77
85
51
70
68
82
bingo is closed
forever
great forum
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mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:25,
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can we play again?
i missed out on a card
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:27,
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I applaud the winner, the host, and all involved
great bingo, great times, I should've won you cunts
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broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:27,
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I don't recognise the authority of this bingo board.
I would totally have won if I hadn't been
unfairly and
arbitrarily discriminated against.
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MooCow_Byter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:27,
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you tried to join 6 hours late, i don't make the rules, or i do, no offence
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mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:29,
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RACIST.
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MooCow_Byter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:37,
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