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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)

Umm....

I would if I knew! *sobs*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:29, archived)

MORNINGTON CRESCENT!

woo!

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Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:29, archived)

you didn't

qualify your start position, justify your allignment, OR take into consideration the braithwaite treaty so your claim is null and void.

AICMFP

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:30, archived)

sorry

I meant 'I woo'

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Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:32, archived)

sneaky ninja edit.

Will let you off then.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:33, archived)

*whistles*

oh, look, the lovely Samantha!

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Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:48, archived)

ooooooo I wanna play!

I must brush up on my skillz... as you can see from earlier down the board, i am out of practice.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:29, archived)

WOW!

*signs up*
eh? What do I do?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:30, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:32, archived)

omg

you're simon pegg!

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SteelPriest, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:35, archived)

that is my name, yes

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:36, archived)

errr

/realises there's a limit to how amusing this actually is

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SteelPriest, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:38, archived)

o.k.......

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:39, archived)

yes

sign me up

i actually live five minutes' walk from the hallowed crescent, which gives me no kind of advantage whatsoever, but is nevertheless true

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:31, archived)

au contraire

It establishes you in prime position for Dolis Hill.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:37, archived)

I'd play but I don't know the instructions

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:33, archived)

Dave - Dave - would you care to explain?

ask dave, he'll tell you

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:33, archived)

Explain later

I have to go and avoid this meeting.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:34, archived)

well, first . . .

Doh! he's gone . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:41, archived)

there's a rulebook online somewhere...

but the link is broken to the one i knew about

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:35, archived)

here...

www.dunx.org/mc/

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:37, archived)

is that like morning wood?

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:35, archived)

Cockfosters

sideways

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:55, archived)

Crapping hell!

Had hard enough time learning that for the Receda Cube... ah well, I'll play =P

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)

Count me in!

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Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:10, archived)

Which type of instant messenger?

(Scary, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:28, archived)

If your tea tastes funny, it's probably due to...

Mocha Lady wallpaper

Previously3
Previously2
Previously1

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)

haha

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:17, archived)

hahahaha

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:17, archived)

LMAO!!!! Zedong

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:17, archived)

I love these!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)

BIGGER ;)

Woo! Ace

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)

ha!

It's just like starbucks

Woo

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)

You're mad...stark staring bonkers hatstand space cadet

...and very very funny :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:19, archived)

Lunacy I tells ya

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:19, archived)

Hahahaha

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)

hahahahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:21, archived)

gooood lummy lord

FP this NOOOOOOOWWW !!!

u hear !

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:21, archived)

I had a dream about

"Hepatic-Portal Tea" once

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:21, archived)

hhahahaa

mmmmmmagical

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:22, archived)

very monkeydust

woo

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darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:22, archived)

that was SO under-rated

I loved it. Hard.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:36, archived)

Pfffft

hahahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:22, archived)

ewww

do tomato-juice woman next

don't really. please don't

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grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)

'Oh dear'

Woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)

*Laugh*

That's brill!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)

hahahahahaaha

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mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)

not sure why

but these are conjuring up thoughts of Father Dowling (he alternates slots with Dick "diagnosis murder" van Dyke).

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moogy boobles, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:26, archived)

these are chuffing ACE

FP worthy imho

I like the bit in teh previous one where he says 'don't worry reader'. Always a winner in every comic.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)

Woo

mad as a brush

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)

is the minister

played by patrick stewart?

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SteelPriest, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)

hahahaha

grand!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)

Any relation to this guy?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:28, archived)

ahahah

thats great!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:49, archived)

In slow response...

to http://www.b3ta.com/board/5326086
But then I am extrodinarily new.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:15, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)

and I don't give a hoot!

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:17, archived)

Don;t say that!

Can;t you see his heart is Tawn(y)?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)

Owl right then.....

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:19, archived)

I though it was extremely (tu)wit(ty)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)

frankly, it ruffled my feathers a bit.

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Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:28, archived)

I beak you couldn't do better.

(that was a tad weak, sorry)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:30, archived)

you're a nice bird of prey
don't let it bother you

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Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:36, archived)

You two!

Were you born in a Barn?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)

raptorous applause

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Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)

Sanitary Bowel

Simon Cowell
Fowl
Vowel
Howl
etc

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)

pull up a kitten

yule never leaf

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)

Hahahaha!

Excellent.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)

Name the Pulp song, part 2.

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)

BUMPIE?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

ROFFALANCHES!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)

ROFFLECOATEDM&Ms

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

Hahahaha

New favourite.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

haha :)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)

bumgay?

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)

The fear?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)

the horn

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)

Is this teh way to Amarillo

I want to see the source pics for the first 2 images (bodies - not heads!)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)

erm

Happy Endings? Common people?

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moogy boobles, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

Correct

Happy (B)endings.

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:17, archived)

ooh

yay!

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moogy boobles, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)

Night that Minnie Timperley Died

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)

is it Bendover Belms?

Dogs are Everywhere?

Something (face) Changed?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)

something changed? Mishapes?

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)

sunrise?

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)

I spy Martin Edwards

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)

disco 2000

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)

DISCO2000?

BOBFOC?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)

Roadkill

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)

Seductive Barry?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

This is harcore

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

philthy phil philanthropist

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)

huzzah for nofx

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:15, archived)

Simultaneous

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)

Magnet 2000?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:15, archived)

there's always one

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darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)

is it

"the day i forced a watermelon up jarvis cocker's arse, the scrawny cunt"

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)

Spackers Bending over

AICMFP

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)

BUM THE AGED?

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darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)

either Common People or Bum Pie

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:39, archived)

sorted for Es and whizz?

oh i dunno.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:40, archived)

....

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)

watch out it's

TEH COMIC SANS!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)

BAN TEH COMIC SANS

_please.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)

Hahahahaha!!!!

take this you fiend!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

lest we forget

the scourge of the jumble sale advert

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)

Shameless pearoast!

Woo to previous pic too!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)

/me is loving the joey deacon quote in particular

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:26, archived)

^this^

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

My lecture this morning was totally in comic sans

I was about ready to kill by the end of it

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

Oh noes!

Poor Grant.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

But is it real?

/predictable

Woo!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)

...

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)

no he doesn't

if he did, the shirt would be red, with 5 little stars on it

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)

eh?

liverpool?
13th in the prem or something i think?
i personnaly support the mighty celtic

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)

Surely he'd wear white, black and red

"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth" (thats Fulham that is)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:42, archived)

he can go in goal then

//so obvious it burns

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spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)

Oh dear

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)

Jesus saves!

But I score the rebound!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:15, archived)

Hahaha!

this would have been great in the "how to modernize the church" compo

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

Jesus doesn't support Barcelona

He supports Millwall like Gandhi, Mother Teresa and Princess Diana

(Reverend Creepy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:48, archived)

CheGuevara punnagery...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

dear oh dear!

on another note, jpegs need not be bigger than 50kb

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)

hehe

John o Che (he's shite)

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)

T'other one's Duran Duran!

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)

Paul GambaChe-ni?

Would look better with a Playboy Bunny on the hat, though.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)

AAAAHHHHHHH... help me someone!

Did anyone else see her on TV.... I just want to stab her... i didnt sleep a wink after seeing her...!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

was the pub open when that was on?

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

pub open...

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)

what time was it on then, and what the fuck?

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

around here

the pubs are ALWAYS open

/usually close when the last customer leaves

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

she has no lower body...

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

how does she smell?

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

ROFFLECOCAINE!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

Jamaica?

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

Alaska?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

Leamington Spa

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

Mornington Crescent

I Win!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

you used trussocks convention

illegal when you're in nid, you're forced through the embankment

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)

surely

only illegal from a Reverse-Badgering perspective

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)

And it's November 15th

So that means the Fotheringay Conflagration Addition is valid, so he can make that move on a Tuesday.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

Clystal Parace

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)

She looks very pleased

with her bright yellow hattage :)

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)

That isn't a hat

it is thought leakage

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

you're forgetting the twistleton-cockfosters amendment of 1957

that was a good year for the game

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)

not as good as '63 though

I refer of course to the aknowledgement of:

the waterloo reversal, goodge street backhand, and holborn extroadinaire.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)

someone tried to switch-reverse waterloo me last week

luckily i rolled a six and was able to employ the old piccadilly leapfrog

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)

ahhh the good old picadilly leapfrog :)

Never fails - but did you consider trying the warren street switchover instead? You might have better luck with your counterstrike action in the 4th.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

I've just lost the game

thanks

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darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

the trussocks convention limiter

only applies on every FIRST wednesday of the month, so the claim still stands proud.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)

YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!

I'm not even playing it.

Damn - yes I am - about 3 weeks too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

depending on what rules you follow

We can't lose the game within 30 minutes of you losing it.

So there.

(wikipedia says so ner ner)

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)

i use the chalk farm rules of 1256

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

arse.

In that case, yes i just lost the game and will text everyone i know immediately.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

I was born there I was!

Yay for me

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:43, archived)

How does she...

*stops himself*

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

she loves her country though

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

what the fuck is THAT??!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

inspiration for the ED-209?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

prime directive

reach colostomy gear before i shit all over this chair

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

clare short i think

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

you lie !

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oCo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

mum?

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

why what's wrong with her

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darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

wedding ring

no dirty sneaky gropes for you, me laddo

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)

there's nothing to grope.

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darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)

she had a kid didn't she?

dunno how tho

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

BUM PIE!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)

she's fat and she' stupid?

they won't tell me!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)

monkey bars are a hard exercise to master

If I didn't have legs I'd probably give up caring too

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)

it's all in the swing, as they say

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)

But why on earth

would you want to stab her?

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

I thinks he meant with his pork sword

dirty fecker

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darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)

It's like that film with Sherilyn Fenn in

The Don's Analyst

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:21, archived)

I saw a bit of that program,

She's happily married, with kids, she can fix cars (and race them) and she's pretty nifty on a skateboard.

She's way cooler than me...

/cuts off legs

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)

I used to know her

but since her illness she's only half the woman she used to be.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)

why?

what happened?

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:56, archived)

just finished work

as you can see i had some fun with the pricing gun

the price of most of my belongings is now "53MEN"

i'm very clever

----

i also managed to serve the freak again

he comes in maybe twice every shift i have. buys nothing but iced coffee. he bought all the 10 or so we had left in stock today.

every time he is more awake.
i dont know if he sleeps.
at least he is friendly.
----

i also played a bit of angel of justice today.

some lady wanted ciggarettes, and she was with her little daughter.

i picked out the packet that said "your smoking can harm others" and tapped it casually while processing her sale.

i do these things often...

its all for the greater good.

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)

I don`t know about you, but that gives me the fucking `orn.

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

funny you should say that...

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

the semen thing is funny

but this isn't your fucking blog you know sonny jim

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

wank a horse

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

thirsty eh

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)

Hows your medication ?

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

It's people like you

that make buying cigarettes all the more fun.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

no-one likes a quitter

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

Exactly.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

Or indeed

a squitter

(

Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

whenever i buy smokes

i always ask for the ones that say they harm small children.

_{and get some funny looks.}

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

Hahaha

Makes you feel better because you don't have small children?

I love how it's only SOMEYIMES they make us feel guilty

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

Stop talking about smoking!

I've been stopped for 4 hours now.

If there were any shops within a 5 mile raius I would go and buy some

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)

Oh my!

Umm...umm....okay, think about...ummmm.....trees! And panda bears, and how great it'll be to be able to walk up a hill and not be ready for death when you reach the top.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)

Hills are shit

I'd rather drive up, and die young

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

Then what the hell are you doing?

Here, have a smoke.

*passes*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)

god it`s lunch time.. mmm

first things first though.. time for a smoke

mmmmmmmm that lovely nicotine breeze

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)

Hahaha

You evil man.

*lights up*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)

think I`ll join you

*runs like fuck in a foolish attempt to catch the lift before it goes to floor 1*

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)

psst, Rik?

I got some 'special baccy' wanna try?

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

The lunchtime fag

is one of the best of the day, only bettered by the breakfast fag.

But I had that one today

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)

The one-after-work fag

Thats unbeatable.

Or the first one when you get home with a cuppa.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)

the one you light in the battle cruiser at 11.19

that one makes t you invisible to the staff and you can stay till 11.30!!

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)

*lights up*

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)

Superb yay !

www.b3ta.com/blog

(

oCo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

oooh

a sausage

(

Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

casque de fromage

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

please

tell me more

i want from birth till the present day

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

so sad.. so sad

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

haha

doesn't look like i will be attending the bash on the 3rd.. got to move house and pay for deposits etc gonna be broke for a while.. :(

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

you bloody arranged it, you cunt!

you fucking cunt!

that gives me the fucking `orn

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)

i know and i am well up for it

it might be possible if mummy or daddy are up for lending me some dough, but that's pretty doubtful :(

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)

sell an otter!

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

i'll lend you a few quid!

(

mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)

do i assume form your tones this fine morning

that you've been listening to derek and clive?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)

I`ve got the boss listening to it.. I`ve never heard so much stifled laughter from senior management

in fairness, he introduced me to it a few weeks ago (I had a very sheltered childhood.. in a house with a roof and everything) with a couple of MP3s he found on the net

I`ll never see Santa Claus The Movie in the same light again

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

ha ha ha!, you must of found the link to the three albums

posted here 3-4 weeks back - vere funny!
Joan Crawford's c*nt

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)

I think you want

www.livejournal.com

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

we're allowed a bit of conversation

surely? he's not using any more threads or nuffin

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

53 men is how many you have sucked off...

..in a row.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

in a row ?

(

oCo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)

Can I ask where you work

with the exact location?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

gonna come to visit?

go to australia first.

that's a good start

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)

I'm better than that cunt Leonardo....

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

Gold Star On Your Blazer

More of this kind of thing on B3TA please

(thirdvertigo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

WOW!

That must've taken aaaaages?

(

Smokey McPot, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

That is WOO sir

top stuff

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

blimey!

woo

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)

Hahaha!

Indeed you are, woo.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)

That is absolutely stunning in detail and execution.

I'll let Teh Fear say it all

(

Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)

egg shell ant

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

*dies*

that's a bit good, that

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

superb

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

cor!

wubbly

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

Woo!

so am I . . .
better than Leo . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

yay

I like this a lot
possibly more than some cheese
and that's quite a lot.

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

stunningly

gooooood :)

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

that's very good, but you cheated !!!

woo

(

oCo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

This

Is like God in a plate of crinkle cut chips getting a double perfect in Street Fighter 2 on the SNES while Banarama play in the background. It's that good.

I guess what I'm trying to say is 'woo'.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

Rather predictably

Woo to your pic :-)

(

chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

FP This!!

This is one of the best things i've seen on b3ta!

Edit: May need to lose the naughty language first though :p

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)

I dunno...

... it'd start a theme if it's directly above the poem that's up top at the moment!

(

Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)

HOW NOT TO DECORATE...

Think they may be working at a loss on this one...

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

Smily cunts!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

BasraVille

They're getting ready to carpet those two "sexually realigned" men

(thirdvertigo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

I fucking hate them

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

That guy on the left...

Looks so like Chris Barrie (Rimmer) off Red Dwarf!

(

TN, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

He's certainly a rimmer...

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

I didn't even click onto that...

I'm so ashamed.

(

TN, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

looks more like

Mr.Britas to me

(shux, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

Benders!

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

fuckers

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

yes, I think they are actually

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

aren't we all?

(shux, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

Ermm... Who are they ?

*clueless*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5326114
www.b3ta.com/board/5326112
www.b3ta.com/board/5326101

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

pfft

Ok get the picture

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

I'll tell you what

those descriptions give me the horn

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

give you the `orn do they?

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)

Correct!

:-D

(

Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

stab them hard!

in the eye holes!

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

Noon all

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

Nice

Woo to the feathering around the eyes and subtle pastel edits

(thirdvertigo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

hahahaha!

bit disturbing, but woo nonetheless!

Sorry to threadjack, but does anyone know where I can get the sourcepic of the bridge from the shark/bridge/helicopter pic?

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

I'll sell it you, for a pound

google for shark fishing

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

all things considered, i'm sure the ladies would rather use these...

Where are my manners - WOO to that big time Sir!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

ooh

thats lovely and a lot more compact than mine.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

ancient pearoast....

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

nice photoshopping

and A* for punnage

(

Smokey McPot, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

It's my bathroom!!

Woo to this!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

Hahahaha!

Whats red, white and fluffy and sits in a tree?

A sanitary owl.

*takes a bow*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

lovely!

and here`s somewhere for them to stay when they`re on holiday

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

*shudders*

How odd

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

heh.. I used to go out with a bird from Dublin, and she never understood why I giggled when we drove past the signs for that place

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

hahaha

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

hehehe

(

oCo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)

Teste The Water

Isn't it an urban legend Hitler only had one sprout?

(thirdvertigo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)

no, it's true, Gilbert and Sulivan wrote a song about it:

Hitler, has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall.......

100% Factish

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)

Mein Fuhrer! Your Ball Has Taken Over Poland!

Now we know how many balls it takes to fill the Albert Hallllllllll

Luckily Lennon changed that slightly

(thirdvertigo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)

ninja

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

Himmler was very similar

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

Goebbels

Had no balls at all.

(Pachey, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

Hitler has only got one ball,

Goering has two, but very small.
Himmler, well his are similar,
but poor old Goebels has no balls at all.

/not actually true

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

It is 100% fact

It was shot off during Munich Putsch in 1923

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

that's a drink, shirley?

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

arf arf

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)

Loon!...

...great stuff!
*wistles tune*

(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)

ze har har har

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

haha!

(

Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

Boooo

For some reason I cannot see your posts today Squire.

I can see it's about Hitler though, so woo yay anyway : )

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

he he, 'art'noon sexy henchness

I hope thee fares well?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

Weller than a well thing thankyee

Hows thee?

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

Fine and dandy-O fair maiden

got a fair bit on this week, so keeping mildly busy

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

Good-oh, good-oh.

Better than sitting around doing little...

*reasseses lifestyle*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

It's taking a long time coming for me as well...

bah!

Edit: finally there! Woo TGA!

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

The old problem eh Doc?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

Ahhhhhh.

Better now, ta.

And relax.

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

"ze male testicular problem clinic"?

as oppposed to the female testicular problem clinic?

woo, btw.

(Kammy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

you ever seen the german ladies shotput team?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

touche

(Kammy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

Today I watched a management video that reminds me mildly of this picture

it involved a belgian man talking about 'dog shit'

he didn't quite grasp that shit was a profanity

and finished off by mentioning improvement by pooperscoopsac 'or how you say in English, dog shit bag'

cue me in hysterics

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

haza

his mother the....

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

dirty bugger

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

Marty!

Where we're going... we won't need roads...

(thirdvertigo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)

i saw this exact same picture yesterday

with a giant giraffe in the background

\inane comment i know but relevant nonetheless

W/Y/H for the pic btw...i almost thought it was christmans re-run time!

(

Smokey McPot, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)

Your Jacket Is Now Dry

Luckily Biff got the Almanac swiped back off him so the giant giraffe ceased to be in 1985

(thirdvertigo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

that damn almanac

i curse it straight back to chigwell!

(

Smokey McPot, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

Chigwell ?

I'm working there tonight.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

I saw that too!

Back to the Futre + Giraffe =

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

(

chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)

Great Scott!

(

coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

in my humble opinion

giraffes are the new kittins.

Means i'm going to need a bigger catflap.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)

i love that

superb

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:59, archived)

Morgan Spiced Rum... mmmmmmmmmmmmm

That and Ocean Spray's "Orange and Cranberry" juice is the closest thing I've found to the rum punches we were necking down when we were in St Lucia at the beginning of this year.

Recommended heartily to the whole world.

Woo to the Tatooine bus service, BTW

(

Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

add

angastora bitters - a drop or two per serving of punch

(

chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

Ooooh!

was thinking of lime juice, but that'd be even better (bitter!).

Also, was told the addition of nutmeg is the final way to perfection. (That, and some feckin' sunshine)

(

Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

hmmm

there must be nutmeg in the spiced rum already I think if you added more it would overpower it - the lime juice is genius though that is the way to heaven - I am going to make this tonight

well done that man

edit - PS you be Tom Cruise and I'll be Bryan Brown:

(

chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)

OVD Spiced is far better

as is Sailor Jerry

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)

Why's it

Only available in
Brighton ?
Gay Rum ?
Bum Rum ?

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:17, archived)

it's available all over I think

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:35, archived)

Push it!

Push it good!

wouldn't car accidents be a lot more random....

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

Can we get a little hover movement?

That would really twist my nipples, it would.

(

TN, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

Hovering

You got it you lower middle class scoundrel

(thirdvertigo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

More random paintmash

Argh! Teh Bandwagon!

(Thewsion Unclear Power, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)

It was bloody beautiful. But it's interesting. Gave you the horn.

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

Have you been snorting viagra again Rik?

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

Dunno

whether you saw my reply, since it took a wee bit longer than anticipated (ImageShack was playing silly buggers).

www.b3ta.com/board/5325876

Now I'm REALLY off to bed.

(Pseudonym, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

looks grand that

I shall keep that on my little list of things to hand over when I quit my job.. hopefully some time soon!

have a good teh sleep

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)

Anything gives me the horn, I'm very lucky that way. Except my wife Valerie. She doesn't give me the horn at all

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

No, she's an ugly bitch, isn't she?

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)

Braw time

for lunch today I'm chomping on three turkey, mayonnaise and letuce and tomato
sandwiches, two bags of sea salt flavour Seabrooks crisps, a yorkie, a tunnocks
caramel wafer, an apple, another apple, a litre of water and several cups of tea.
Then I'm going to try and avoid a meeting.
What are you eating?

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)

Canteen soup

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)

Bah!

what flavour? do you have bread and butter with that?

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)

Carrot & Roasted Parsnip

Tiny Product of France thingy rolls
and deep fried garlic croutons with almondy bits added on top.

Same crap everyday. Tis well cheap though.

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)

carrots are not to be sniffed at

bound to be healthier than a crappy Stainsbury`s pre-packed sandwich :(

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

Arguable, knowing what our catering is like

but possibly true!

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

Gay Soup !

I'm having Heinz Tomato and some thick sliced bread.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)

I bow down to your testosterone levels,

you are truly alpha with your tomato soup and thick sliced bread!

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)

bake the bread myself you know !
I've also got some Beef and Guiness sausages that I might sandwichify with a bit of English Mustard.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)

My favourite? Halves?

I got monster munch? Go on!!

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)

Get

yer own !
I got mine here

(they've got a nice little cottage nearby that they rent out - nice place + great food + friendly little pub in the village = Great Weekend

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

Sounds a bit bland,

that needs a dollop of mustard and some chips.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)

pfft

he said kia ora...yay for dave teh facts!

(

Smokey McPot, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)

pfft is no lunch for a man

have chips.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)

why thank you

which of the following condiment do they come with?

a. gravy
b. mayonnaise
c. good ol' Daddy's Sauce

(

Smokey McPot, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

4. mustard

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)

Yes, mustard

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)

Bacon and egg sarnie

With Ketchup + brown sauce.

Mmmm

And now, some tea.

To the kettle!!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)

braw

but i would leave out he tomato sauce, that's for children, ladies and gays.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)

Protects you against cancer don't ya know

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

As does beer! Amazingly enough...

Get chugging that xanthohumol!

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)

Hurrah for justification!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)

Needs to be hoppy beers though...

With a little research I've established that the best are probably things like Hopback Summer Lightning, Spitfire, Bishop's Finger, and most IPA's although if you don't like real ales, then most traditional Pilsners will do (e.g. Budvar).

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)

That's ok I like Spitfire

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)

Well there ya go!

Drink more of it, and it might just protect you from teh bum cancer.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

Spitfire for lunch everyone!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

*quaffs*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

Mmmmmmm Beer

Research !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

Beer is great, isn't it!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

Beer is Ace

But only if it's
Real Proper Beer.
Not Gay Girly Pretend Beer.
(Nitrokegs etc.)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

only if you smear it over your ciggies so you can't light them

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)

so does mustard

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)

Hurrah!

I'm also having bacon and egg, without the sarnie but with sausage and beans. Cook sausages for 1 hour+ for best results. Mmm mm mmmmm!

(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

crispy chicken and noodles

I have no mustard

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)

just yellow things then

... are you a student?

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chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)

student?

about 12 years ago!! I laze for a living now

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

... mate of mine once told me that he only ate yellow food the whole time he was a student mainly super noodles, hash browns and birdseye boc boc crispy chicken

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chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

do I know you?

I sound familiar!!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)

ha ha

I knew it - but no - you are not he who told me of teh yellow food and my cyber-identity must remain secret

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chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

Smashing!

noodles are a fine food, enjoy them.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

I did, I couldn't wait for you,

so I cheated and ate my lunch early

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

'DC dog n' a shit-eyed monk!'

anagrams Dave!
feta and bacon kerrazzey salad!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)

Hurray!

the best of all lunch monks!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffft!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)

veggie lasagna with slice potatoes instead of pasta

with tabasco
2 pretzels
3 cherry jaffa cakes and 3 orange ones
a spetzi (I know)
2 cups of coffee
2 ciggies

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)

you eat spetzi? isn't that the russian special forces?

how very rare

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

this

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

ah ha

it's the water thieves!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

^ that

sounds like a top lunch

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

You and your keeerrrrraaaazy spetzis

that's a braw sounding lunch.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

I know

but it is so much nicer than coke

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

Coke is rubbish

Irn Bru is much better.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

i'm in shock and utter disbelief!!!

Cherry Jaffas you say?!?!?!

please speak more of these newfound flavour jaffas...

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Smokey McPot, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)

the brand is

soft cakes the packet has enlish on it but I live in germany so I am not 100% sure if you can get them in the UK

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)

I think Tesco does its own brand of "Orange Cakes" or some such stupid name, but do a cherry flavour

I used to eat Pims in France all the time.. mmm they were nice

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)

Cherry Jaffa Cakes?

I've missed a meeting obviously.

(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

this

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)

Tea and Biscuits and a slice of Honey Dew Melon

all stolen from work when caterers wern't looking

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hmmm cheese, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)

A feeble lunch

but a stolen lunch is a good lunch.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

'lo Duke

I'm eating sarnies...one round of beef, one of gammon ham in fresh crusty bread...and I'm just off to get a cuppa char to wash it all down :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

Braw!

with mustard too, grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)

Hello you

*gets the hug in first today*

(Pachey, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

hmmmmmmm....first hugs is noice :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

yay!

I'm having the lint collected in my navel.

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Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

is it blue or purple?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

today it's purple!

yesterday blue.

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Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

ahh 2/3 of the colour coverage of belly button fluff

blue / purple / grey

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)

Sounds good!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)

A chicken salad baguette with heaps of mayo

Followed by some bombay potatoes and some sweet chili coated Nobby's Nuts.

All washed down with a bottle of Irn Bru and a mug of tea.

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)

Braw!

I haven't had Irn Bru in a while, I think I'll buy some tonight.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

Mushroom soup,

some raw ham and cheese sandwiches, some raisinbread, several coffees and two apples.

/boring

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)

Not a bad lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)

Mmmm... lunch

Roast chicken and salad baguette
Ready salted walkers
An Orange Club
A satsuma (festive)
A chocolate covered flapjack
Some of our 'lovely' free coffee.
Tabs

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)

Grand!

that's a good lunch.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)

I feel sick now...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

No you don't

you feel revived and full of energy.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

Just off to pick up some lunch now

www.b3ta.com/board/5325888
Probably from Tesco, so:
Orange & rasperry juice
Moroccan style cous-cous
Scottish raspberry yoghurt
a Twirl
Quavers
10 Marlboro lights

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

THat's a grand lunch!

a good quacks too!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)

CORNED BEEF DAY!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

Hurray!

Corned beef day is a good day, especially for eating corned beef with mustard

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)

aye when I ate meat, corned beef sandwiches were great with a bit of HP brown sauce

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)

for me

it's CB, cheddar, salad and salad cream

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)

When I ate meat

I'd try to palm the corned beef off onto the cat. Worst of all meatular products, except for monkey brains.

(Pachey, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

you just thought it was nasty

because it's made of hooves. It's actually delicious, nutricious and not at all suspicious!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

maybe that`s why I became a veggie in the first place

ewww meat

:(

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

You were born an omnivore, boy,

and you'll die with bad skin and a urinary tract infection.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

at least I`ll be a fat cunt with a diseased liver and cancered lungs!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

I love hooves

they really are delicious, nutricious and not at all suspicious

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

Is it really made from hooves?

Muller Light is.

(Pachey, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

Not really, no

it's made from the very finest cuts of beef and doesn't have any testicles or anuses in it at all!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

It certainly is nice with that too

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

guinness

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mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:36, archived)

hmmmmmm...guinness...I could murder a guinness about now

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:37, archived)

Grand, Guinness is good

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)

Oooh, almost missed it

I'm having stir-fried aubergine and mushrooms with a bit of satay sauce.

(Pachey, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:38, archived)

Sounds grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

mmm aubergines

haven`t had them in ages

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

You could roast them and put them in a sandwich

Thus saving you from pre-packaged vegetarian sandwich hell.

(Pachey, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

Roast aubergine, mmm

stop it, you tease 8¬) How do pet?

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)

I am having

the remains of last night's home-made fresh pasta gnocchi with an also home-made tomato and garlic sauce, marinaded in white wine.
All re-heated in a microwave.

Yummy Yummy,
good food in my tummy.

(shux, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)

Sounds posh

and braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

I'm learning to cook

so am messing about with different 'mumma's recipes'

(shux, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

I'm having:
a cigarette
coffee
the crab nebula
seagull tears

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:39, archived)

A fine lunch

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

A whole jar of mustard.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)

mustard

is evil. Fact.

(shux, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

Don't let The Duke hear you say that.

You'll be eating nothing but as a penace for your heathen ways.

*grumbles*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

Oi! I heard that

mustard is not evil, it's delicious

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

mmmm

mustardy!

I once ate a whole jar of bovril...

... I wasn't very well afterwards.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

Nasty.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

Braw!

that's what I like to hear.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

*glares*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

*flares*

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

*wears*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

pret munchies

smoked salmon sanger, salt and pepper crisps, a croissant and a flask of weak lemon drink

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

You are Simon Quinlak from L&H FoF

AICMFP

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

my hobby this week

is collecting old people

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gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

Mr. McGuirter

what is the biggest leaf, ANSWER ME!!!!!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

Cor!

that sounds quite tasty.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

green tea

cheese toastie (again)
apple
and something my dad will make me later because he thinks I cant feed myself (probably including baked beans - like all his pasta sauces and pizza toppings)

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

Baked beans are good!

especially with some lea and perrins, chilli powder and cheese.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

You are not just onto something

You ARE something!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

That is the biggest lunch EVER!

Today I'm going to eat everything I can see, because I've stopped smoking today and have an appetite to match a pre-diet Michelle McManus.

It will mostly invovle cheese.....

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

Grand!

I stopped smoking about three months ago, I think.
Have beans with you cheese.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

That explains the big lunches!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

Na, I discovered the beauty of the larger lunch about a year ago.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)

Sorry because...

a). it's probably bindun
b). I find it nauseating.
But anyway...

Oh bugger and it isn't so fast on the net as in imageready :(

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

THat's a strange lunch

but as far as I know no one has had that yet, well done!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

Well it's only about breakfast time here

and I'm just having a quick coffee, so anything more hummus-filled is currently beyond my scope.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

hummus and roast pepper panini

is a great meal.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

You should have a fried egg toast sandwich

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

Cajun

Chicken salad box with jalepenos.
tongue fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dancing hormonics, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)

Spicy but good!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

2 baps!

containing thick slices of lovely ham, tomatoes and lettuce,
generously smeared with mustard.
A packet of thai bite things and a
blueberry yoghurt. Mmmm!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

Braw!

a fine, fine lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

Pork thingy with a dumpling

and peas and chips from the bottom of the pan so they were really crunchy.

I think I ate too much though and I may have to find somewhere to hide and sleep it off

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

Sounds grand!

pig is a good meat.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

What's a pork thingy?*

*may regret asking.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)

I'm eating the fabric of space-time

on granary

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Canker, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

Delcious!

and it never goes off.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

True

but it's a right pain when you get a bit of antimatter stuck between your teeth

(

Canker, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)

I have Miso Soup with a buttered Roll

A Tuna Salad Baguette with Mustard

A Packet of Chilli Heatwave Doritos

Some Pineapple

&

Lots Of Water

Mmmm! Misos redsushi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

Braw!

but I'd our that Miso soup down the drain if I were you, I had some the other night and it was revotling, it was a out of a packet though.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)

The Pret one is very nice.

If you like Miso Soup....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

jings crivvens and help ma boab

i'm having cheese, tuna and red onion sandwiches, salt and pepper highlander crisps and chocolate fudge brownie milk shake

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)

A braw sounding lunch!

highlander crisps are grand, especially the bacon and brown sauce ones.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)

Chicken Fajita

as usual

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)

...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)

pfft

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

This

looked a lot better in my minds eye!

\as opposed to my japanese one...arf!

(

Smokey McPot, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:19, archived)

Sea

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:20, archived)

huzzah

chinchillas are grand

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:21, archived)

Hurray! chinchillas!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:22, archived)

a crazy hat wearin' ninja drum playin' shape shiftin' chinchilla at that!

\did i take it too far?

(

Smokey McPot, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:24, archived)

No, that is perfect.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:25, archived)

YOU AINt GOT GaME BABY, YO NEVVuh MakE TeH Line

(

my mum, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:23, archived)

yeah

(

chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:24, archived)

I think that post was brought to us by some kind of interdimensional cross-rip

[has total protonic reversal]

(

my mum, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)

Bwaaaaahaaahaha

that deserves my first ever W/Y...nice job!

(

Smokey McPot, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:25, archived)

nice

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gazz, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:26, archived)

I like this too

(

juanking ...and then it fell off, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)

Oh I love that

More musical hamsters please!

(

Baglady, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)

fantastic!

1.) Woo
2.) Yay
3.)
4.) Profit
5.) pr

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

Jeff was determined to learn to fly

(

mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:13, archived)

Run Jeff Run!

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:13, archived)

Go Jeff

Woo. Now do the after image on the jagged rocks below.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:13, archived)

fan-bloody-tastic

go little dude, go!!!!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:14, archived)

haha

that's well good

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:14, archived)

he's even grow hands to learn !

or is it ?

woo !

(

oCo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:16, archived)

Yeah! You show 'em who can't fly!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:20, archived)

superb

that

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:22, archived)

Go Jeff!

go! go! go!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:22, archived)

yay!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:23, archived)

that's excellent

nice shop

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:24, archived)

aww yay

hope he makes it

(

mutated monty, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)

Awwwwwww

Thats adorable

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)

^all of the above

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

...

(

SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:10, archived)

im scared

about this

///runs

(

awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:20, archived)

/cue mediocre

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:22, archived)

arf!

(

grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)

hehehe

that is fantastically ridiculous

(

mutated monty, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)

Ahem

"Past".

Woo, though!

(Sparkytus is obviously not a golfer, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

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