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# hMM
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# My
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# my what can the mater be.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Bloody ninjas.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# oi!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Your a NinjaBadger
thats different
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Three old ladies got stuck in the lavatory....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# they've been there
from monday till saturday...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# nobody knew they were there
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Nobody knew they were there.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# i think
there's an echo in here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *pisses on The Cap'n's mind whilst locked in the lavatory with her*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Dirty fiend!
My mum'll not approve, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Mine just died
It's like I have no conscience whatsoever anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Oh...whoops.
I'm really sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# heh it's OK
I am past the getting randomly upset when people mention mums bit now and am on to the 'oh my god why is legal stuff all so complicated and time consuming and when can I have my money' phase now.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *sends a big hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# heh thass so sweet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *hugs*
i think you need it more than anyone today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Aw thankees
It's Ok, it was a couple of weeks ago now, it's why I've not been online much, but I am suitably reconciled now.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# *feels*
this is the exact reason I missed the London bash

er, my mum, not yours...obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *mutual bereavement type hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# heh
my sister decided to document the ins and outs of it on her blog

it was a bit too maudlin for me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# To be honest I'd rather just not talk about it.
It just makes people uncomfortable and I'm actually not terribly upset by the whole thing really ... I mean I'm not exactly happy, but it was for the best in a lot of ways and all that, but I just hate it when people go all 'I don't know what to say' and don't feel they can be happy or crack jokes and stuff ... cos I know it's a dreadful chiché but it does kind of make you realise that we're here for a good time not a long time etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# yer
this is pretty much my take on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# my best friend
was killed 5 years ago, i still think about her every day. i'm a bit of a girly wimp, really.
still shagged our other mate's brother after the funeral, though! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Oh I'm sorry :/
It is different and worse when it is someone younger :(

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# it's ok,
i only ever think about her in terms of the fun times we had. she'd be laughing her arse off at all this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# damn, 3. 15 already?
time for the after school babysitting. i'm such a good sister...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# mindpiss
in a public toilet? eeeewww nasty! i bet there's no bog roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Goodness
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# OH LORDY
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Wait, What?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Did you delete that?
Cos I'd put on my nurse's outfit and everything
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# and I had my dick in my hand over the imagery :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# sorry yes
purely because of a spelling mistake**

*background to this point in time,

Wolf worked for a vere boring intelligence consultancy.
He did nothing all day.. then regularly drank too much at lunchtime.
Today he drank 5 Fosters, a small red wine, a JD and coke then went back to work.

The resulting posts were shameful
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# You drink that much in the middle of the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# not everyday
otherwise that would be alcoholism...
And anyway Fosters doesn't count.... it's electric lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Stopped paying attention during a high-octane game of dodgeball?
Happens to me too, friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I was distracted by the sammich I'm about to make
Egg, bacon and sausage. With a cuppa. Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# damn you!
i'm on a diet!

*sobs hungrily*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Dear Wolf.
DEAR WOLF, HERE AT B3TAENLARGEYOURPENISCORP WE'VE MADE AN AMAAAAAAAAAAAZING NEW PRODUCT.

IT'S CALLED THE FUCKING EDIT BUTTON YOU COCKWEASEL.

MUCH LOVE

PRINCESS DIANA
XXX
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I am aware of this
But I couldn't be bothered......
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Sieg Heil
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I think you'll find the correct word is
Fotze

And yes I am.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# You're ALIVE!!!?
Quick someone tell the princes to cancel their concert they had yester.... oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# she faked her death so she could pursue her dream of running a genital enlargement company
The queen would have never approved if she knew
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# it all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# yikes
'politicians' with weapons, #2 in a series of probably 2


(unshopped)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# That looks strangely menacing.
Like he's trying to say

"Know what I'm saying?"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I bet he's a real ghetto warrior.
Killin' crips with his homies
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# word.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I read that as crisps
Which amused me
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I killed some crisps earlier.
Yum yum yum, my monthly packet of the crack-enhanced godliness that is quavers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Golum
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# 'What up my ho, tug my ear flaps or I shall pop a cap in your bottom'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# What a nice pair of ...................
Walther P38's
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# this needs animating
but it would take me all day
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# poor spaceage
is very swamped with boring work right now :(
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# i'm going tot have to pearoast my pearoast now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# no mine
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Inspired by Mrs Trellis' bust (Oooo-err!)
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *spuffs*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *buffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *muffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *guffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# *chuffs*
.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *stuffs*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *bluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# At a guess, Gordon Brown as Napoleon?
Or else Michael Aspel as Marlon Brando.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# beethoven ?
'tis very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# oh yeah
that sounds much more likely
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Some/All/None* of these are true.
* delete where applicable
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# nicely done :)
Edit: compo?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Bloody Hell - I didn't even know!
been on me hols, y'see.

I don't feel I should compo it, 'cos I didn't know.
If that makes sense.
Which it doesn't.

*buries head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# make more sense little 'futtock!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Better now. Had a sarnie and a cup of coffee.
Blood-sugar must have been low.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Rev. Jesse's OOB pic just reminded me that I made one the other day too...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# ver' nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# better than my 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# not better, but "different" :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I like the way you've put the frames at a different perspective to the photos
makes the effect much better
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# thinking about it now, I should've also added a desk underneath
and something the standing photo can lean against
well, next time then...

did you see these?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# fantastique!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# That's top shoppery, sir
'ave a click
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# fuck me
just an expression not an offer
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# :(
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# ...
*re-zips*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Nice
You got mad photoshop skillz :)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# pzykes is scary when he gets going
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I'm just all technique and no hummus :(

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Its a tradeoff
You're allowed no hummus if the technique is there.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# go and tell that to
Archie
Sheep!
c_kick
monkeon
HappyToast

and so on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# is this glasscock?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# not mine
^ bloop up there I presume
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Ah yes.
Apologies.

'tiz nicley dun zur.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# As real as it gets :-)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *clicked*
marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# verrrrry cool
sir ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# still would the one on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Which right?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# arrgggh
make it stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *SPLUFFS!*
So many to choose from, so little time to aim.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# And
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I think the question is,
what right?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# welcome to Rochdale, where you'll be greeted by the beautiful people
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I would say would but they're both out of my league.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Ah...ah...ah...
CHOO!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6260340.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# class!
it's lovely and sunny here - look:
www.flickr.com/photos/bilbobarneybobs/694432019/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!
www.flickr.com/photos/thor_sonofodin/694003983/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
There's a storm a comin'!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# What is this, flickr wars?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# yes
and demonstrating outside clouds
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Demonstrating?
What, like "down with grey clouds" boards and stuff?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Gesundheit! :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I got a head cold today
just phoned in sick to work for the first time ever. I feel all guilty for being ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# never feel guilty!
ill people are vital to the economy and for blagging days off work. no sick people=no sick days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I usually wait till my days off to be ill
I want to play computer games because I got the day off, but at the same time I really think I'm going to go back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# head colds are the worst
i get them sometimes. if you lie down, your head may ache. computer games will take your mind off it.
try a little cure of mine:
cup of hot water
1 oxo cube
lots of black pepper
dollop of brown sauce
mix together and drink. it sounds nasty, but trust me, it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# no brown sauce, I'll look for some tabasco
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# that works
just as well, if not better. i never have any in when i'm ill, though, hence the brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Aww!
Don't worry, we'll look after you...

*Bums*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# *pre lubes*
*snots everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Feel guilty about not being ill more often
and making us skivers look like skivers, if anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Atishoo!
Woo!...snam
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Bless you.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ONE THOUSAND POOS OF FEAR!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# that looks painful
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# argh! :D

brill'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# the fuck?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Hahha!
Acetastic
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# woo to this and that^
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *airclicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# ah.. ah.. ah..
Woo!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Yay for sneezing
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha marvellous
/awards prize
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# funny because it's true
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# yay for sneezing around kitties...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
CATFACEHUMPINGHUGGER
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# woo - I recognise that cat skeleton!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Look how it gets to this kitty
Good as new!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# bang!
and the cat is gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# now he really has no hands
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Noooooooooo!!!
Not poor ickle Nohands!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# hahahahahull!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# that one on the right reminds me of Sock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# "Nordberg?"
"Is that you??"
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Very good
Now do a picture of the inside of my car boot. I haven't let you out yet.


pfft
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *muffled cries of anguish*
Hey, what's THIS in here.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# what... this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Dear The Great Architect
I would love to praise your image, but I feel I must instead praise what is quite possibly the greatest invention in the world.

(signed)

Marty McFly*

*And I know scientists, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hahahaha
oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking....
... erm... actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# haha
me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# ^This
It really *is* the wrong week to quit smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Hahaha!!
*burns TGA's embassy masonic lodge*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# the judean people's front!
splitters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *Horrendously loud Offíce LOL yelp*
hahaha thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# HA HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# hahahaha brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Surely you can't be serious!
i am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Who are you and how did you get in here?
I'm a locksmith,
and...
I'm a locksmith
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# We have to get this man to a hospital!
a hospital!? what is it?

its a big white building with lots of sick people, but thats not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# This fucking wins EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I wonder if they've been listening to
Boom by Bloodhound Gang and Vanilla Ice?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# You bastard
You made me ROFLMAYO in my office
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# lolz
abound
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# He He
Noon sir
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
this^
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Bread in captivity?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahah
they'll soon be toats
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *readies boiled egg*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# oh good lord
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Dough!
/Homer

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# you could at yeast put some effort in!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# hey there's
no knead for that
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Thanks but I can fight me own bagels . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Yeah! Use your loaf!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I'm not going to rise to it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Shut it you . . .
just 'cause you're inbred . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# just leave it dave *restrains*
he's not worth it!
Rise above him!

Edit: Damn you getting in there first. Arf!
*hangs self to become brown bread*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Herman Loves Pauline
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# They made love and gave birth a a little german
(Hagbard MacDougal, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Marie Curie was Polish born but French bred
FRENCH BREAD!!

Of course she ended up dead from radiation
Slow invisible suffocation
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# ...
They never noticed him at school they tell me
He kept himself to himself
He used to sit and stare up at the ceiling
Hermann loves Pauline
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Polish born but...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hahahha
a delightful slice of life behind bars

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i feel a song coming on...
...buuuun freeeeeee!
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# pfffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# oh christing fuck!
hahahah

:D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Dangers of cloning
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# he's back!
yay
this is superb as always!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# m.o0
That's sooo good

I LIKE!
(I don't lie I change the truth o.O, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I didn't do it
he did!

&uarr
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# i remember these
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I still love these :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# ^ this
'ningles miss!

Are you up yet?

*fondles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Brilliant!
Like Homer's hammock! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Somone watched simpsons yesterday..
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# ...that is wonderful...
I don't know how many times I've watched it Already...
*Drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# I love
this
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# your stuff is shit! all of it.... without exception
edit: ok... i'll put this here for all the fools who don't know I'm kidding :-p
(likeajackhammer, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# 'shit' like in a good way?
like damp, brown shit that keeps me pants warm?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# hahaa
I love these
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# an absolute joy
more of these, please.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
#
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha!!
top of the class as usual!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Badgers
Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers etc.

woo and click
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *glee* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# This is fab.
It gets an interplanetary (Yes, and inter-series, I know, I know!) woo from me...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# pffft
but why not "it's woo and it's heading this yay"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Out
Frikkin
Standing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# an oob sign i made for a compo / challenge thingy!!


Click for bigger (111KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# clearly says 117
What is this oob of which you speak?

Are it womanly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# out of background?
I am just guessing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I thought it might be
'a noob sighn' but with over enthusiastic use of th espacebar
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# or "a noob sign"
but with over enthusiastic use of the "h" key
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# oob = out of bounds :D
basically coming out (ooh err) of a photo!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# out of board? maybe, first thing that came to mind
and
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# did you ever draw me, sexy man?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# its not finished yet
but the eyes are done if memory serves
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Ningles lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# that is just exhausting
remember to breathe!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# You remind me of this chap at 2:26
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPzzvcYYugE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha
'lo draws
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# you aint really
the Dread Pirate Roberts, you just inherited his ship!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# shhhhh
dont tell everyone!! if they know a pirates gone soft - no one respects him and its all work, work, work!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# as you wish
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# oh my sweet wesley
what have i done!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# [preddy nice man]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# DrZaarlon Says:
Have A Quick And dirty HoverChick:

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Awwww!
She is lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I have the urge to animate this with cartoon like spinning legs
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hoverchick
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Downside: no drumsticks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *squawks*
Awww! Fwuffty whizzbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# awww
thats lovely!! eat it!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# A delight!
watch it don't get squashed by this hovering elephant's head...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# yay for hovering birds!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# 'noon peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Hahah!
'ning co-pres
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# 'noon co-pres
long time no see. Wotcha bin up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Sleepin'
And moving next weekend

If you see Prof., pretend I'm packing
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Gotcha.
Where you moving to?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Just up the road* ashally
But escaping this hell-hole here, and my new flat is truly gorgeous :D

* literally, though it's further than it sounds. It's a pretty big road
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# oh good,
so you'll still be around for the next midlands bash (whenever that is). Hopefully I'll be able to make the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# co-pres?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Long story, and long time ago
All I remember is that I was campaigning for 'bum-sex and good times for all' or similar, and he hijacked my campaign. We fought for many a day, and finally decided that our talents were best combined.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# As I recall,
The behatted one voted for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# doubtful
but mebbe


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# ah yes
I remember thatun!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# looks like he needs some Ex-Lax
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Wish
my hand could move that fast.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# mine can
Alas it's not voluntary
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# [heheh
woo]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# HAHHAHAHAHHA :D
*doesn't know WHY it's funny.....it just IS*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I'd have thought you'd be less amused at your ridiculing!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Heheh! Looks how I feel.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# heh heh.. For some reason I'm seeing googly eyes...
Even though they aren't....

Up with this kind of thing.. (Or Something)
Yays
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# With thanks (in fact all credit) to freebs

Clicketh for embiggenment
(and damnation always posting just after JJ)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Congratulations!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Pert
and congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# \o/
totally worth hanging around for... and I lost weight I'm sure.

CONGRATUMALATIONS!

[insert witty post related comment here]

freebs is the man!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# right
I'm off for lunch. Not sure what to have but I will report back once a transaction has been completed and I am fullup
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I'm going to go and photograph the sky for Thor
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# what?
my cat's breath smells of cat food

also - I think I want your job.. I'm going to ammend the guidance on collaborative delivery of programmes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# nude marbly stumps!
hurrah

congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# *arty spluffs*
woo and congrats!

source please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# *wishes she could look*
I won't even have time tonight, I'm off to London.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# It is SFW
if that helps :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# How SFW?
If only vaguely, I still won't as my manager is sat right next to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# it's an alabaster bust with naked busts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# *has clicked*
Oh!

Congratulations Trellylove!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# If you can look at the Venus de Milo without worry
I'd say it was safe
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I'd say it was safer for work than Michaelangelo's David
The thumbnail is a tease, not protection from pr0n :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I wasn't sure
And as freebs went to all the trouble of a thumbnail and everything, I thought I'd err on the side of caution
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# COR!
And hooray! Congratulations :)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# WOO!
nicely done.

and cracking jugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Congratulations and that is a top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Congratulate freebs
I had nothing ready, and he offered :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# cold is it?
also congratulamulafulations
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# splendid, splendid, splendid indeed.
*offers to buff marble.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# How much do you charge?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# [woo to/for you!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Super Grats to ya!
....hurrahs for Landmarks...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# ha ha!!
congrats on your stats!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Many Congrats, madam.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Congratulicentataions
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Ah just in time for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I prefer leaches
over worms, that is.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# a picture of Paris Hilton feeding ducks
oh, wait
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Worms!
The new snails




If you're French.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# NYAM
yay
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Hooray!
*plans spaghetti for supper*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# o_0
not with bolognese?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# do you say
spag bog
spag bol

neither
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I say either
with possibly a slight preference for bog :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Bog
always
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# No
worm blood.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wheee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Bred in captivity
Bindun?
Click to enlarge
Just shows what can be achieved these days......
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# nobody's gonna let you out, Gordon
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# gooh-rilla!
maybe a seam or two less, but nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I've seen seamier
2
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# have you really?
baits

edit/*curses the invention of gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# show us yer seams then ;)
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Say please
1
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Please!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# yeah, I know, links board etc..
www.journalism.co.uk/news/story3385.shtml

t is simply not true that we steal people's work and, to stop any claims in future, we have taken a view that we will only publish images where we have contacted the creator in advance and they have consented in writing."
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# WOO!
*has never had enough hummus to have any pictures stolen but is pleased for all the talented bastards*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *actually finishes reading the article*
Wait a minute, fucking bastards!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# i keep emailing my stuff to them
they don't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
I firmly believe if I posted anything other than text, they wouldn't be interested in that either
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# i mean, they take all that shit from bbdo, TGA and manic
and won't touch my stuff? what is the world coming to!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I'm thinking about posting to the talk board about...
erm... Michelle Marsh and Sam Cooke and then claim they stole them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# that cheap looking bird with the big tits?
yeah, i made her
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I have't a fookin clue who any of them are
but I think the description 'cheap looking bird with the big tits' is probably bang on the money...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# well, that'll be a result if they stick to it
but it is simply not true that we steal people's work

what a shower of cocks

edit - I just saw this circumstances are such that we believe the originator would have wanted to have their image brought to the attention of a wider audience

that's ok, then

cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# zoo magazine is bigger than the internets.
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Bastards
3
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# *glees in anticipation*
I'm about to go for lunch... should I wait?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# and in next week's issue,
The Lovely Keeley, 21, locks the stable door after the horse has bolted - and she'll be doing it topless!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Pathetic, snivelling little rats.
Not enough talent themselves so they have to leech from others- I'd call it flattery except it's so greasy and ugly- just like their common, carling swilling, knuckle dragging readers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# ning Capn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Hello lovely.
*doffs the tricorner which still hasn't arrived yet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# oo are you gettin a real proper hat?
I like hats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# fuck yeah!
I've shown everyone, suprised you haven't seen it:

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=017&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWN%3AIT&viewitem=&item=270136777180&rd=1&rd=1
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# ooo I want one of them
I lost my Carl McCoy hat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *cries forever and ever.*
cgi.ebay.co.uk/PIRATE-HAT-WITH-HAIR-ADULT-FANCY-DRESS-COSTUME_W0QQitemZ230146586409QQihZ013QQcategoryZ58449QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

this guy thinks he's Carl McCoy. Carl McCoy the cunt, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# he's put me off
my missus has a thing for Dick Turpin, so this sort of hat might do

except I haven't got the hair for it any more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I'm so tempted by those.
Not that I don't have lovely hair anyway, I just want a choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Does she love 80s Adam Ant?
Humna humna says the captain *nods*

Get a leather brimmed hat and then beat the crap out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# that's what happened to my Carl McCoy hat
I beat it till it was the right shape

then it got covered in flour and dirt from 15th-century graves
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# :D Goffik.
I need a proper leather hat so I can mistreat it until it gives in. Or make manwife wear it until it gives in (he wears in my belts)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# That is one hat of awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Laird Dave Draws found it.
Because he is the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# WOO for Mr Draws
Piratical millinery is teh sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# 'ning captain.
i've a good mind to manipulate a found copyrighted image for no reason at all, just because.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Well you know what I mean.
There's a difference between find, change, publish and find, publish.

Oh let me have my war.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# go for their throats miluvley.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *snarls, leaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
#
"...B3ta, a British online community to which graphic designers submit satirical photographic mashups and montages..."

pah

*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Even Rocky had a montage!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# gotta fade out in a montage
edit: also - afterning lovely capitan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Afterning senor!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *twirls moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# *twirls little lacy brolly*
Whah sir, I do declayre....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# haha
I'm glad to see CDCs come under 'satirical photographic mashups and montages'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# It is entirely true
that we are all bored graphic designers. Even if we don't realise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# i don't believe that they try and contact the originator of the work at all
i mean, manics tag was still on his work, if they had bothered to look at his site they would have seen his article and could have email him directly to seek permission.

i think Emap are cunts, i am boycotting their magazines. the cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Why would you want to buy them anyway?
If you want porn, buy porn. I object to them trying to pretend they're actually a lad's mag when it's just tits and scummy attitudes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Or scummy tits and attitudes depending on how you look at it.
*prefers to look at it from behind her lovely Bizarre magazine*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ^ THIS
Nuts and Zoo are for warty teenage boys with limp dicks who don't have the balls to ask for proper porn AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# who on earth still actually buys porn?
it's what the interweb is for.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# they produce a surprisinf aray of magazines.
i for one am going to miss my monthly edition of 'creative cross stitcher'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I only need three more sections of pattern and I can start stitching 'Sonja 21's tits!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# LEET O CLOCK!
Ewwo Mister the Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# 'ello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Ooh, good point
Sorry, I'd missed that you said the company not magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I...
...think I'll have to invoice some folks from now on. Only problem is you don't often know when folk are using images.
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Graphic designers?
We're not all graphic designers. What a strange thing to say about b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# yes
it makes us sound respectable

bollocks to that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Next weeks image compo....
rip the shit outta Zoo, Nuts and any other mags published by the same firm.

Sounds like they are fair game now and just begging to be shopped in the most malicious way possible.
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Manwife started his new graphic designer job in Oxford today, bless him.
I'm not a graphic designer. I'm paid to be nice to people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I'm not a graphic designer either
I'm a civil servant and project manager. I have no formal design or art qualifications beyond GCSE Art.

Still. Zoo have not yet stolen any vectors :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Too serious, I'd assume.
Which can only be a very good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I *am* a graphic designer
with no formal qualifications whatsoever, except a degree in archaeology

very useful
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I can see that it would be
I myself find that my 2:1 in Microbiology is very useful for doing a job that is mainly law :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I'd love to have done something like that.
Nobody needs someone with obsolete editing skills who's handy with a steadycam, do they?

:-( No, I didn't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# That is always said whenever b3ta is written about
bored graphic designers, each and everyone of us
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Elle?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Oh Elle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# It's a women's fashion mag innit
What they be wanting with b3ta stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I know it is, I'm a woman.
(who reads Vogue)

I have no idea, I always thought of Elle's market as the cut price Vogue. Vogue of Basildon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i did some work for emap
made a handshake deal on mobile phone content which they decided to deny all knowledge of 6 months later. kill them. they are just off oxford street if anyone got any party poppers we can detonate on them.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# blup
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# What a happy little sod
edit: has he not got any friends?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# there's only one of him unfortunately :(
edit: but here is a friendly jellyfish

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# :O
awww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# yay!
it friendly
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# oh the joy :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Yay!
Superspeed octopus!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# yeah
s'right out of date now . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Oh he's very cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Cor
That's super
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I likes that!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Awww what a Cutie...
Wanna Huggle it till it Gloops...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I love this loads!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# 'Ave It!
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Birds + reptiles = a great pet for a small child

/shameless pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Mummy, look what I found!
Can I keep it?

4
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Indeed...
???
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Or even...
???
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Some kids just never learn. Is there any audio? I haven't got sound at work.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Sweet Jesus, that clip is bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# this amuses me
go cobra!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# 'ello


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Hi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# lizird!
or a birzard!
nicley done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# needs more evolution!
great
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# nice!

they became birds innit.
/pearost
(poikes Bored sig, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# rough as a glasgow whore's chin, but what the hell..


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# These terrorist strikes are really rather poor.

I'm thinking of buying some pirate DVDs in order to fund terrorism. I think they need it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# yup
they shot their wad on that 9/11 thing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# best post EVAR!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# hahahaha
"The White Zone is for immediate Car Bombing only, there is no Suicide Bombing in the Red Zone"

EDIT:damn, you've given me an idea now, but it'll be hell to find the source images...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hahahahaha!
nice !

you should do a pic of that
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Don't you tell me which zone is for car bombing, and which zone is for suicide bombing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Look Muhammed, don't start up with your Car Bombing shit again. There's just no Suicide Bombing in a white zone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# there's a special Brown Zone for that
/Daily Mail blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Oh really Ahmed? Why pretend? we both know perfectly well what this is all about. You want me to trim my beard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# It's really the only sensible thing to do to appease Allah, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Pray ta A I git da same ol same ol
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Listen, I've been doing this for years
I should know which zone is for suicide bombing only and it's the red zone, the white zone is for car bombing
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# best joke i heard all weekend was...
i saw Richard Hammond was Late for check-in!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# and just a reminder
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# That's pinned up on the IT boys' door at work
I haven't told them I know who made it or they might check and see that I look at b3ta when I shouldn't :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# don't say stuff like that
that sort of thing doesn't happen... none of this is being logged anywhere...

*panics*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# LOL
thats funny.. hahahahaha
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# News just in
Chris Morris set to write new series of Doctor Who. Quality increases immeasurably etc.



Trying to divert attention away from the laziness of the picture, has anyone noticed that Doctor Who has just become a massive propaganda film for humanity?
"Evil, eh? We can defeat it....with love!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# "Massive filesizes?"
"We can defeat them...with optimisation!"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Oh you are naughty
Hee hee :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# 'ning ivv
again, apologies for absence on Saturday...it's been a bit crazy for me since going on a 'break' from the missus :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# :(
*hugs*

It would have been nice to see you - next time, eh? :)

*goes to poke on Facebook. Again*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# yeah, I'll be out next time
I fully intended to stop by this time but I was unavoidably shitfaced on Friday night and that pretty much wrote off the weekend :(

*pokes back again*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# :)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# AH~RoOOOoOoOoO!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# is there any coincidence
that Blanka is ginger and ugly
and Bianca off Eastenders was also ginger and ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I saw her in Notts not long ago
but she didn't electrocute anyone.
She's even uglier in person than I could ever have imagined.
Edit : That's Bianca, not Blanka
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Bloody hippies.
anyway, what's wrong with free-form jazz?

*puts on some Sun-Ra*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *plays Acid Mothers Temple*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *tokes*
Hey wait... two stereos...

*puts on Sun-Ra and Acid Mother's Temple And The Melting Paradiso UFO*

AT THE SAME TIME

dude...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# i can see the air melting!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *put on Can's Ege Bamyasi*
*krautrocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# *okras*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *puts on Okra Haza*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *pounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *smoooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# *louches*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# *doesn't know what that means*
edit: it's french for squint...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# *demonstrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# *raises eyebrows*
*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# LOVE!
love changes everything
hands and faces,
earth and sky.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I think all your replies are song lyrics
it's just that I don't recognise all of them. Is this true?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# 80% are
i just sit here singing daft tunes all day
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# There's an interesting theological debate.
Can evil truly be defeated by love, or is evil necessary for love to exist?
Tell me the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Ted Bovis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *takes notes*
I swear this question will be coming up in the pub quiz tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I made 24k in an online quiz last night
and I missed the first 30 questions



sowhatifitwasntrealmoney
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# what is love?
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more



/deserves hurting for singing this tune...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# *hurts*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Haddaway
...and shite
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Evil is not essential for love to exist....
But it makes it a great deal more noticeable, as it places it in context, and gives the end user something of a yardstick by which they can judge their life experiences.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# oo 'ark at Spinoza 'ere
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Wrong, I'm afraid.
The answer is "Ted Bovis".

Better luck next time!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# ^this
very hard indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# fucksocks.
I should have known that one.

*immolates self*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Mmmmm, Wet Tennant
*drools*


5
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# You are a landlady,who hasn't fixed a leak,
aicmfp.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# ^ this
In spades.

/pervy Time Lord-fancier blog
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# this thread is over 10 minutes old
and not a mention of scat yet

I'm dissapointed

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# we're slipping
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# happens to us all in the end
unstoppable slippage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# true
perhaps I'll just go and get drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# What's wrong with that?
Woo pic by the way, it might be TOAP but I nearly peed a little
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# haha music and doctor who = no win
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

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