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I know, I know it's old.

But now he's gone we can just look back in befuddlement and wonder where it all went wrong...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

a demonstration

of marketing in action
from day 1

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

*PING!*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

*PONG!*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

You have a forrin speaking microwave AICMFM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

i bought it from Dagenham Dave

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

bugger!!

i won't be here tomorrow friday and monday!!
i just found out i have to move house by monday!!
poxy council!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

do you have to move the old fridge and the car with no wheels on your lawn to you new lawn?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

Things.....can only get better

Cool Britannia!

Education, education, education!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

45 minutes for that trout - no chance

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

Oh, but she can...

any excuse

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

Christ.

Err... source image?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

oh fuck knows

it was ages ago, either random deviant art or random pron.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

Damn.

Err, I mean, OK, never mind. moving on...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

the deviantart "fetish" section

has some very nice pics indeed

*browses*
*fwaps*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

Kill it! Kill it!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

Jeebus Keeerist!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

Shopped images only please

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

something from the wee hours

no, I'm not sure either

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Well done!

But I'm glad I haven't had breakfast yet.

EDIT: *goes for breakfast*

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

If you wanted to make me feel ill

then mission accomplished!

Woo!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

if I was drunk

it would now be raining on my monitor

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

I was very pissed when I made it

It looked great

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Taxi tardis is playing with my mind

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Sorry mate, I don't go south of the Raxacoricofallapatoria galaxy

this time of night

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magnum, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

oh, fucking hell

i'll have to get the night bus.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

*Mugs*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Needs to be turned into a Flash

and the Tardis noise added to it. Maybe a job for later for me, unless of course someone else beats me to it.

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

*goes a strange shade of sickly green*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

This needs a gabba soundtrack

Very woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

Similarly

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

oooh

nice quo there!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

That slightly out of sync Quo

is giving me sea-sickness.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

BLARG!

My wonderful eyes are melting!

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

Tardis Taxi!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

the best kind!

Streatham High Street - Last Tuesday please

"You' are joking mate - I'm not going South of the weekend at this time of month"

err or something

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

more bad jokes...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Pierce Brosnan?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

he was the best result

when searching for sleazy man images

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

Did wonder...

Was watching the World is Not Enough last night, mostly thinking how old he suddenly looked

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

That one wasn't bad

so much better than Die Another Day *shudders*

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Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

AHEM!

I was talking to the WI as well but
www.b3ta.com/board/7393685

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Now that's something we've been talking about for a while.

the main problem we have is finding a suitable venue - there's one place we could theoretically hire out, but we'd have to take £500 on the bar for it to be worthwhile. Upside is that we'd have a club to ourselves.
The alternative is just to turn up at a pub like the Crown or the Hatchet and drink lots - downside being that those two pubs are always heaving with people.
So we're in a bit of a quandary really.

Of course you could always turn up to one of our nasty goth clubs ;)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

You don't need to hire somewhere out really.

all you need is a late opening bar: I agree with the hatchett being a no go, its far far too busy in there.

What about the artichoke? its old man enough to cope with b3ta I reckon and isn't that busy.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

old man pubs FTW

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

:D ^^this

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

With ale?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

Oh dear god yes

and old men :D

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

*Dons Freud disguise*

*Orders pint of Spitfire*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

here let me get that

*pays for beer*

Have I seen you in here before?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

I don't think so

I'm sure I would remember such a fantastic ~~chest~~ personality

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

*flirtatious giggle*

*heavy drinking*

*inevitabilities*
:D

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

\o/

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

The Artichoke's a possibility

but on Friday and Saturday nights it tends to be a bit chavvy. I'm not too worried though.

Weet and I will have a chat about it and let you know...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

Woo that would be ace

:D I bet you'll choose a date I can't make now hehe

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

Nah

We'll choose a date based around your diary

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Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

I would possibly attend this.

If people didn't mind me camping somewhere on their property.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

I wouldn't

mind you camping on my property ;)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

PHWOOR!

Wink wink, nudge nudge! Eh? Eh?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

say no more!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

See, I have no willy

So I can't even make a joke about pitching a tent in my trousers.

Needless to say, rawr.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

I can though!

I'd love to make camp in that particular location...

this is getting naughtier than knotting *lets steam out from collar*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

Heheh!

You justcan't help yourself!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

Now there's a plan!

Me and Mr Industry have been discussing this for a while. I'm sure we can find somewhere out of our vast knowledge of Bristol pubs and it would be nice to meet some more of you lovely people

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Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

if you need any help deciding... I lived in Bristol for 21 years :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

That long?

Oil be able to talk brizzul to ee and yul know wut i iz onnabaht!

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Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

assrooight muy luvver

oye does

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

spo'en loike a na'rul!

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Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

This was what it was like

when me and a mate went to see Hartlepool Vs Bristol Rovers last year. I'm from London and he's from Newcastle. Anyway, we could only get tickets in the Bristol end amongst the hardcore Brizzle fans during one of the most important games of the season - cue us adopting the worst west country accents ever whilst getting some very threatening looks...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

Hahaha!

I can imagine :)

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Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

Sophie Marceux is beautiful

*jealouses*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

That's gonna be an interesting google

However I shall eat some toast rather than performing it.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

Don't do it

the googling I mean

*regrets*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

I didn't

but I did make a sandwich rather than toast. Has to be better than that search.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

Waaa waaa waaaaaa

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

*backs away slowly*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

*grabs plunger and trumpet and joins in the festivities*

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

I used to be the teacher in Snoopy

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Gawd

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DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

Wooo!

I played your chain letters game yesterday...bloody addictive it is!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

Sounds fun

Not that I need to get addicted to something else that is, but what is it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

^this^

I need something to distract me from work. I'm being unduly harsh and trying to find ways to not employ the guy I'm interviewing this afternoon.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

its on Damocles Obey the Goat site in his profile

there are linkies to games he's made (or at least I presume he's made them) they're very good!!

you make words by linking letters together, you get extra points for completing challenges. my longest word was domination :D I'm quite proud of that!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

*Finds*

*Can't be bothered to download*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

er....

theres a game very similar on the msn games site called bespelled that you dont have to download, but I prefer damocles version

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

aye I maded that one

one day I'll get off my lazy as and make another

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

Is very good... doooo eeeet!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

meh.

It takes a long time to make a game, and it brings in very little money.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

Hmm

Next time i'm in KFC I will attempt to create this.

Edit, French fry aeroplanes may be tricky to make....

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WOLF .™, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

I now want a Zinger Tower

You git *hungers*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

damn

I want one as well now..........

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WOLF .™, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

They're lovely.

Especially if you disassemble them and eat the potato thingy separately.

It's the way every KFC looks like a landfill site, just when you fancy a Zinger after the shops shut on a Saturday that puts me off though.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

I don't know if it's peculiar to this area

But why do NONE of their staff ever speak english?

'I want a two piece meal with a bottle of water'
'What you like?'
'A two piece meal with water'
'Zinger Tower?'
'No, two piece meal'
'Ah, three piece'
'No, two. With water'
'What drink?'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

That's the case

everywhere up in Brum.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

That's true, at least it's only KFC & BK round here

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

Agreed!

..I thought you were in Bristol though?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

I am in Bristol

but I just know what Birmingham's like.

Bristol's getting the same way, but only in terms of chavs being unable to pronounce English.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Bah it was like that when I lived there

where abouts in brizzle are you?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Bishopston.

Just North of the centre, off the Gloucester Road.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

I know it well.

go to the croft ever for gigs?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

Brummy food- I always have from this rather large kebab shop just along from the Custard Factory.

It's got tables and chairs and everything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

Can't eat kebabs these days

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Neither can I.

However I can eat more chips and cheese than anyone on the planet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

CHALLENGE!

BETTING ENDS!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Fuck yeah, I'd beat you like a Sicilian husband.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

It does indeed

and is about 100 metres from where I'm currently sat writing this :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

My sister's moving to Brum soon

And I will never see her again *sobs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

Why? Where do yo live?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

I'm being overly dramatic :-)

I'm only about an hour away, but neither of us drive or afford the train fare, so I'll probably not see her very often, which makes me sad

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

Ahhh thought as much :-)

That does suck though. Maybe meet halfway?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Yes you will

its actually not as bad as people think...just most of the locals are a bit silly is all....

honest....

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

Fuuucking hell!

Across the road from Leatherland or something, yeah?

I love that part of Brum, I go to a lot of gigs there. Well, there and the....other one. Oh god. That place down the side street. Erm...

the barfly!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

I was there last week!

Next time you come up I shall have to buy you a pint or five

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

That sounds lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Rainbow's preety good too

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

^^ this

my friends and I love the rainbow... especially now the outside is open again.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

:-(

Ou est ca? I've only really been to there, the custard factory and Tempest records.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

its on the corner up the main road from the custard factory

its well nice!! we smoke green in there quite often (even post ban my friends still do - I quit :()

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Ahhhh

you quit? Well done!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

True in the south.

KFC is worse than most.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Gah!

And our nearest KFC is closed for refurbishment!

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SpoonMeiser, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

~~refurbishment~~new supply of chicken

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

yes

~~for refurbishment~~ by health inspector.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

usually why

they fucking suck

and before you sue me kfc, how fucking long was that one in newcastle shut eh?

rats in the fryers eh?? eh??? eh???

bastard tasty tho :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

Actually, some hot wings would be nice

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

make mine a wrapstar!

they're yummy

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Ooh

Haha

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

I just sat down with some noodles

and now I don't want them any more. Curse you.

CUUUUURRRSSSEEEEE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!

/Zim

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

hurrah.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

And now I've gone right off them again...

Excellent!
*clicks imaginary I Like This button*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

i is in yur b3ta

saving yur healths

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

I don't get it

but its very well done and deserves a woo!!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Cardinal Ratzinger = Pope

He has the eyes of a killer you know

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

That font is incredibly unattractive.

(MadGutters Now what?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

It was ignored by all the pretty fonts

back at boarding school... you shouldn't be so blunt you'll hurt its feelings!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Is it not planning the untimely demise of those fonts?

To teach them a lesson they'll never forget, oh yes.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

yes it is......

any recommendations for a decent font site?
I've beening downloading dafont recently...

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WOLF .™, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Gragargharhg!

I am tired and need either more tea or a burger or both.

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

teaburger

that's what you want

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

Tea FTW

I had a lovely pint of tea in bed this morning :)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

A pint of tea?

maybe you're on to something for the pubs seeing as all the interesting beer drinking smokers are ostracised...

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WOLF .™, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Yeah, in a lovely big pint mug

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Just don't have it in a regular pint glass

I did that with coffee once and it hurted my hand. Handles are muchly needed.

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

Yes

handles are a godsend where vessels of hot liquids are concerned

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Yes indeed they are

I learnt this the hard way. I think I used oven gloves in the end.

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

I was at a KFC about a week ago

I got to the counter after a five minute wait only to be told "we've run out of chicken".

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL OPEN THEN?!?

They went on to say that they still had Zingers; so are they not chicken then?!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

well

the odds aren't good

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

* contains mechanically reclaimed bird product

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fuscous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

haha

that took a moment

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

At first Glance

I thought BK had been appointed official sponsor for the London Olympics and this was their logo.... then i noticed the number was wrong.... then I noticed the caption. Then I had my first coffee of the day and a joint. Then it made sense.

Then I did the silliest thing ever... I clicked reply, so now you are getting one of my infamous pot induced waffles.

I'll be going now.. Apparently theres a Moose loose aboot this hoose and I@m the only one with a big enough net.

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

It's an oldie but a baddie...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

I don't get it.

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

what do pirates say?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Shiver me timbers!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

SPLICE THE MAINBRACE YE SCABROUS DOGS!

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Oh god.

Oh god.

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

depends what your doing to them i suppose

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

3 DVD's for a tenner

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

YO WAN DEEWEEDEE?

Is what I get. Bless those little Chinese boys with backpacks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

bless them?

fuck them!

they're a bunch of dodgy cunts
and don't be fooled, they maybe chinese, but the bosses ain't

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

I have broadband

I can download my own dodgy movies if I want.

I love the anti-piracy stuff on DVDs these days.

"DVD piracy funds organised crime!"

It makes me feel sorry for all those organised criminals, just doing the crime out of the goodness of their hearts, struggling to make ends meet and having to flog dodgy DVDs on street corners just to be able to continue organising their crime. I blame the Olympics sucking all the lottery funding from other projects.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

Gah, Pet peeve

I've bought the bloody DVD, I'm a good little boy. I'm not the person you need to be telling off for piracy so go away!

(Mintman, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

like the one on Holby City Casualty Blues last night

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

Office LOL damn you!

Reminds me of a joke in DangerMouse:

DM: Have you ever seen a weightless person?

PF: Yes Chief, often!

DM: Where?

PF: they're the ladies who bling your food in a chinese restaurant

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

pfft

it's fRied Rice you plick

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Ooooh great movie quote there!

hehehe

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

I call those

the cocklepickers. Cos they seemed to appear when the work 'dried up' at Morecambe. Always fancied Hull anyways...

(

johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

Arr

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

IS?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

The 18th letter of the alphabet.

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

MORE CATIPALS!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

*catapults*

YES CAPTAIN!

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

gAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(

WOLF .™, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

Pirate encyclopedia..

Where can i purchase one of these?!
and i will need 1 boat and a crew.

(

Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

I'm running with a pair of sissors right now,

If you get here quick, I could have your eye out.

(

SpoonMeiser, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

& then i could get an eye patch from poundland...

(some friends did this at college once, hats and beards and everything!)

(

Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

Arrrrrrrrr, alas, we be unable to read

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

you're a big muppet

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

Big Bird.

Possibly Snuffy.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Oh I'm my own grampa....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

you said you couldn't read!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Arrr, me wench is reading for me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

erm...
you're looking mighty fine today cap'n

*grovvle*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

Go and gets me a doughnut and I might forgives ye.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

*toddles off*

*toddles back*

i got a dozen, different types.

*grovvles some more*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

S'my boy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

I am?

*reads wenchily with gusto*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

Ahhhh, this is the life.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

For some reason, when reading this and another post above, it came out

Ahhhh, this is my boy life.

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

We talks in the present tense!

Actually, I'm not a pirate, so I have a say in what tense I use... but you know, general logic and soforth...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

'ning oh dark lord!

*worships*
*in sexy way*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

You don't have a say at all

I'm just letting you get away with it because I can't be arsed.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

Can i join your ship Captain Wow?

(

Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

You might be able to.

It depends.

Are you useful?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

I am a part time pot washer and apparintly i make good tea.

and coffee.

Edit : and i know lots of sea shanties

(

Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

hahaha

excellent

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

haha still makes me chuckle :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Aaayyy!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

I wish he was my teacher..

& much wooo

(

Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Aaaaaaaa! Tenuous reposting ahoy.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

ARGH

I just spent 5 minutes staring at that

Now I feel dirty

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

hahahaha

have you seen the fonz's keyboard?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

Arf!

A_{a_{A_{a_{A_{a_{A_{a_{A_{a_{A_{a_{A_{a_{A_{a_{A_{a_{A_a}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

clever!!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

WTF

is that key to the left of 'z'?

(b, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

pfffh :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

The next scene on from this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

With extra added

upside-downness

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

Or Pip watching with popcorn at the ready

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

~~popcorn~~ tenners

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

~~tenners~~ fivers

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Cheapskate

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

~~fivers~~ coppers

of course you realise this is Pip we're talking
about and not me

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

of course we realise,

that's why no-one's mentioned IOUs yet :p

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

o_O

actually, it's a fair cop

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

~~fivers~~ tissues

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

Hehehhe office lol

morning sheckshi *hugs*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

£3.27 in coppers.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

I can just see him pelting the poor girl with them.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

he puts them in her pants like normal people stuff notes.

scarles pants have about have a kilo of tarnished metal in them and a re hanging down.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

now this is what you should draw!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

haha

'girl'

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

haha

~~'girl'~~ 'squirrel with tits'

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

Or Scarlet on a roller coaster

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

EVERYTHING!

with sauce on top

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

and don't go cheap on the paté

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

more sequential art :D

(

Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

how jack got the crack on his noggin'

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Jack's origin is in today's strip :)

As is the fate of Pipingrad.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

yay :D

you better not destroy Pipingrad you git!! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

*can't wait!*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

^this!

(

Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

You still having problems with servers?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

Yeah

I'm doing it now

Little linux server down your way screwed up during a yum update in such a way that I can no longer talk to it so I am having to talk a bloke through reinstalling from scratch over the phone.

It's not too bad, it's a very straightforward install, but he's no idea what he's doing.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

I don't work with Linux (although I should really)

so I can only offer wishes of good luck...

I know what you mean about talking non-techs through installs though. Particularly server installs. It sucks.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

I really recommend this SME server

www.smeserver.org/
for smallish networks where they are too tight to shell out for winservers and don't need anything too fancy.

It took me a while to get comfortable with the whole linux thing but this makes it all piss easy.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

Holly Shitting Fuck

I'd sooner slit my wrists than try that little trick.

Can't you just get to the server and do it yourself? It'd be quicker, even if the server is in Fiji!

You poor, poor, poor person.

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Kat, showing her how to pole dance properly

'ning JJ!

(

Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

*poke*

Dirty boy.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

'ning mista!

how's the... stuff?

(

Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

......stuff

is good.
Off out to bask in the sun with a lizard in a bit.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

Hullo you two

When are you going to organise a bristol bash? Its been a while since I came home!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

'ning sir.

I'd very much like to see a Predator (from the film), relaxing on his day off.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

the essence of existance.

but not with tits....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

the vanilla essence of existence

with tits

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

vanilla EXTRACT

not essence, it's shit.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

with tits?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

shut up

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Surely the essence of existence

is tits?

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

scarlet gets a big fright

and turns into a big puffed up fluff ball with
just her facial features showing.

edit: what thor said about scarlets pants hanging down cos they're full of pennies.

or

scarlet has been sitting on the beach all day
filling her bikini bottoms with sand.
when she stands up they stretch down to the sand.

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

Haha, this is my second choice.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

What is it with you

and violence this morning? *fears*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

giving big frights is not violence!

i give my cat big frights all the time.
she loves it* and she gets all big and fluffy!

*she may not love it, but i choose to believe she does

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

it's not the frights

but the beatings she doesn't like.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

or the throwings.

you can throw a cat quite far

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

And Davy Crockett rides around

And says it's cool for cats It's cool for cats

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

A magic cup of tea

which comes to life so that I can reach inside my monitor, pick it up and drink it, and then put it back again and hit F5. Ad nauseum (literally, I'm quite sensitive to caffeine)

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

*steals idea*

*patents*
*sells*

Profit!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Ooooh

I'll buy one!

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

i made a tutt

an f5 tea cup.

it's in her profile i believe

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

"when smurfs go bad"

(a new reality TV prog.)

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

*third choice*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

It sounds like one of those police chase shows.

That would be ace.

(

Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

bad smurf bad smurf

whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when they come for you

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

babboons with cybernetic arms

they are getting use to the new limbs and smashing up the laborotory.

two cheeses fighting, one is french the other english, they are fighting got the honor of a sexy warm baggette with a large chest and a saucy look in her eyes.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

Mmmm

Hate cheese but love bread

*goes in search of sexy warm baguette lady*

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

*fourth and fifth choices*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

*loses hope of a wakeup and gets up anyway*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

Bah, remembers to phone.

Waaay too late =/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

JESSIE!

*curls round neck*

ooh it's been so long since i've had a mink snack.

*winks at prof*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

APHEX!

*rummages for mink snacks*
*can't find*

:s

Sorry little fella, someone's stolen them again

*strokes*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

really?

how odd.

*mink purrs*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

Ning

Chloe choosing come-hither clothes

Or www.b3ta.com/board/7391415

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Draw this!

www.b3ta.com/board/7393457

heh heh

blearey 'ning, lully JJ

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Sounds 'Special Files'.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

;)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

The Right Hon David Cameron MP and Alistair Campbell

going at it like knives in the back seat of a ministerial limo. Various members of the Commons Select Committee are seagulling the windscreen, creating a pleasant dappled light effect.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

hahaha

'seagulling'

i take it that that is specific dogging terminology.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

I am steadfastly refusing to look it up

*resists the lure of Google Image*

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

i could not resis the lure of google

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seagulling

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Crikey

there's even more definitions than I thought...

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

*now terrified*

for Google image turned up an image of Phil Collins =S

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

Opinion is divided on the subject

Some consider seagulling to be the act of leaving a deposit on the windscreen of a car - in order to show appreciation for the couple performing inside - while others maintain that seagulling is the act of masurbating onto unsuspecting bystanders from a high vantage point such as a tree or balcony. Either way, it involves jizz.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

mmmmm

jizz

best of all the er stuff that comes out of cocks

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

o_O

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

Dick Turpin

On a rainy night, up to his usual tricks, looking all threatening...

with or without tits.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

Barnacles on the prowl

'ning JJ!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

Darwin spent 5 years studying barnacles

at the end of it he said that he "never wanted to see another fucking barnacle as long as I live". True story, if a bit dull.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Hehehehe

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

SA enrol at Police Academy

(with Chloe as Callaghan, obviously)

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

hamster wedding

(The Director of Directing, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Scarlet

stuffing her cheeks with doritos, like a hamster filling it's cheek pouches

(

Weetobix, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Someone I know had a hamster that wedged a stick treat sideways between its cheek pouches, then ran for the hole into its house...

Pure comedy gold as it rebounded off the sides, all confused.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

Ver' sleepy

souds like a nice place to start

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

omg

jack youve indirectly destroyed my keyboard, damn you

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

Hot chicks on BMXs.

Again.

(MadGutters Now what?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

A sexy fish

Preferably tropical, but coldwater would be good as well.

(Dr GUID, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

draw Sarah Brown

no perversions or wierd penetrations, but she is pole dancing naked for a visibly erect Alistair Darling.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

it keeps everything else off the bird table while it's there

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

thats a bit woo!

'ning all

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

'ning =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

g'nings :D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7393506

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

best headline I've seen in a while

Sorry, TJ a bit:

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

Haha, aceness =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

ning sir!

*hugs*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

*reaches round*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

yay! He's a cute lil fella

(

hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

yay?

*hides*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

*corrupts freebs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

aww

*wants*

(

hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

oi!

i'm pearoasting for you so that you can lurk.

tsk, i dunno.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

*fluffles*

morning freebies

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

'ning frezzers!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

I'll drop this here too then

Ning all!
Edit: Woo and yay
re-lurks

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

:-O I want him!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

She

is having chups soon

How many d'you want?

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

That's very nice!

*clicks in spirit*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

Wahey - pearoast excuse

(

Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Do I...

...still need to salute him?

/OC blog

(

K1tt3n, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

It would do....

That's a sequoia stump it's sitting on there, it's about 15ft high!

Very woo, and my first click of the day.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

Mine too (click that is)

and I've been lurking all morning :D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

I've been lurking far too much this past week....

my board stats have really suffered...

Oh for shame.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

*snatches hand back*

damn!
can anyone sew this back on?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

*wood glues*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

*eats glue*

mmmm

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Son, if you keep eating that glue your hand will fall off and you'll lose it...

Also, you'll get constipated, and you might split.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

awwwwww

*kicks at floor*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

that reminds me,

how was your salmon last night?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

Salmon?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

*gets out sewing machine*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

Depends

Do you think I can machine it? My hand stitching tends to go in very wiggly lines. Which I'm sure is nothing to do with watching the telly instead of what I'm doing...

Ouch! *reaches for Quick-Unpick*

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

haha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Nicely done sir!

(its only got whiskers on one side though)

I like it (and fear it) very much and will be avoiding my birdtable for the forseable future.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

*tip toe tip toe

tip toe tip toe*

HIYA!!!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

ARRRRGGGGGGGGggghhhh!

*ensqueezles*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

hee hee

there's nothing like a fucking massive fright to
start your day off the right way.

start your day right
with a massive fright.
=D

*manhandles*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

*huggles*

Wotcher Sausage!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

Herro Darlin'

*smooshicates*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

*enjoys*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

*does happy dance*

'ning CW!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

Squirram!

Yay!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

No tits though :D

Morning gorgeousness!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

Morning lovely!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

yay!

pearost for the lurking freebies

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

have a...

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Double post, roffle

b3ta.com/board/7393519

Also, that needs more hull

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

when you wake up in the morning and see a goat-squirrel, you know your on b3ta.

(

Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

oh you beast

(elba, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

there's plenty of stuff on the board this morning

to really fuck with my mind

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

^ this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

^that

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

^ the other

EDIT: Yay, I'm a FUHL! I've updated my profile and everything :p

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

ning!

did you get chords sorted?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

'ning matey.

Not yet, was thinking about it yesterday funnily enough.

Been a bit busy with moving and stuff; once we've got a few bits sorted I'll have more time again, then I'll sit down and have a go... I'll let you hear the results =)

/long sentences blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

cool

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

bobs asked if this was you?

pown.alluc.org/?uid=140

he'd ask himslef but he's lurking this week.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

You too huh?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Ah, Mr O'Fodin, top o' the mornin' to you!

Haha, it might be me, and it might not, I'm not telling...

Seen it before - it's linked in my profile =)

That wasn't you I was talking to on MSN on Saturday was it?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

nope not me

you're not even in my MSN list to be honest.

mind you it's a short list.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

*sigh*

i wish i could update my profile....
i've got loads to add!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

tell me your log in details

and send me the stuff you want adding and i'll do it for you!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

nice try......

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

haha

i wouldn't do anything shitty, honestly.
it's a genuine offer.

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

'ning Aphex.

Ha, I was going to offer to do that for him too.

It would probably look almost exactly like he wanted it after I'd done it, as well ;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

'ning Prof.

are you implying i have a devious and dastardley scheme?

*shifty eyes*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

*ctrl alt deletes eyes*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

d;fhg;ojgh;ioerg;ksdng;lknd;lhn;ng;sdng;

sjgh;kjh;klsj;gh

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

Haha, not at all...

Although I have to say, you'd never catch me doing anything even remotely shifty...

*checks that Jessie's still asleep*

*rummages in bag*

*offers mink-snacks to Aphex*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

ooh

pilfered mink snacks.

wow, they are tastier when stolen!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

Heh, just don't tell her I've been in her handbag again...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

yup

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

She fucking loves it!

Also, Jo Brand?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

eddie izzard's mum

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

i think you'll find it's andy bell

AICMFP

'ning all

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

*smooshles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

*giggles*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Innee the one from Erasure?

arseless kecks man?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

that's the fella

arseless kecks and tinsle on the front to look like sparkly pubes

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

I love Erasure.

Brilliant music.

Should I be killed for that statement?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

YES!

i mean no, i used to like them too. haven't listened to them in a while though.

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

'ning Cap'n!

*handseats*

Y'alreet pet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

Oh I fine tankee!

How's you precious?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

I'm all of teh ace, cheers.

Tired but happy =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

Ahhh, bless.

Why so tired?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

OH YEAH!

good spot

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

*points and winks*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

*SMOOSH-A-TI-SMOOOOOOOOSH!*

ning slinky minky

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

mm mmmmm

'ning m'lovely

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

'ning!!

*gropes*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

why the fuck is everyone smooshing reg hollis?

are you all ill?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

I am. I have bubonic plague.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

really?!

*smooshes*
woohoo!!
time off work!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

he's so dishy!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

it's cos i'm awesome

and you're a joyless soulless husk

jealous Max?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

nope

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

Easy, Max

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

'ning Benjy

ow

splinters!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

hehe

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

That's what I thought!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

i see what you mean but

no. it's a cast of a puppet i made of my own head.. but with transvestite makeup applied. for a film.

(elba, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

need more details

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

Hahaha

great.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

Actually

Appart from your anim being in 3/4 time, that is actually going quite well with Harvester Of Sorrow.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

Acshally

If you pause your music for a second, I think you'll find it's in common time. The flick is on 1, the return on two, and the eyes flick to the right on four.

/caffeinated hyperattention blog

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

Eddie Izzard?

/Morning all

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

*goes in search of cheesey trivia*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

hahaha, mornin' gorgeous

Fruit and Nut, or Whole Nut?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

Morning Unpasteurised Norfolkian

Chocolate bars or cornflakes?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

ahhhh, you know how to shmoooooze me, don't ya

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

This looks like a shaved Thatcher

so hurrah for inflicting pain on it.
Also it is woo.
I quite like this compo.

In other news:
'ning all!
I have wine all down my shirt and I smell of pipe smoke and everything at work is chaos.
How are your lovely mornings?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

You got to see Ignatius again then?

My morning is good. I'm on my own in the office, and the arsehole I work with won't be in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll day!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

Hurrah

I am alone in the office too, but I am having a big worky crisis and can't skive as much as I'd like. :(

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

Wednesdays tend to be quite relaxed round here

I have tonnes to do, but I can't be arsed

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

I've had a server go down in Bristol

and have to talk a complete numpty through reinstalling something, all with a screaming hangover and yesterdays shirt on :/

Where's Wasted when you need him?!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

wine?

At half ten am?

Pipe smoke?

Your life is so much more interesting than mine.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

The wine is from last night

It got spilled on me during quite a touching moment, when my slightly drunk (but not as drunk as me) mate grabbed me in the pub, gave me a big snog and announced that she loved me in spite of me shagging her dad, and sloshed her wine all down my shirt.

Then I went and shagged her dad. Who smokes a pipe.

My life is certainly interesting, where 'interesting' is a euphemism for 'wrong'.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

Better than Hollyoaks!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

hahahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

I think wrong doesn't begin to cover it!

*hunts down thesaurus*
Bananas?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

DON'T DO IT JJ!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

*licks*

lovely

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

some good stuff...but thank god it finishes today

'ning :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

*rolls eyes*

you'll never learn will you?

*washes clothes*

*well, puts clothes in washing machine and looks at your nakedness*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

*does comedy 'trying to cover bits up with hands' thing*

*fails hilariously*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

Hahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

Sorry. Can't do plasticine models or use photoshop. Ignore the coin, i screwed up.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

Or spell.

edit: hurrah for ninja

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

I spent ages toying with different spellings

before giving up on that. Says 'Fun-time Dough' on the pot.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

Why spend ages

when you have an interwebs?

www.google.co.uk/search?source=ig&hl=en&q=plastecine&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

to be honest

I have no idea why I didn't just look it up.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

what's going on with the coin?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

mainly me not paying enough attention to background objects.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

well, you get high marks for effort anyway

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

Giant Smurf

Shove Ha'penny.

Got to be.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

aha

of course

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

Slow it down a little

But otherwise good. What's with the penny?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

I used the penny to make... changes to the model

And what with being crappy at planning, forgot to take it out of the shot.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

Butt crack?

I won't ask if I can have it then

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

It's not even a real penny.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

Car park token?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

'Eurocoin' it says

with Eurocoin London and some little grooves on the back

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

I really don't know what's going on there.

(MadGutters Now what?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

welcome to b3ta

;)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

He is nice n00b

So nice I huggled him on his first day. He will get on well here.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

i know, i was there

i would have said that to anyone who'd made that comment in this thread :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

If you truly don't know

you are lucky.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

bless

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

Plasticine goatse!

Welcome to the internets!

(

Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

Arf!

You have a quantum coin there mate.

TJ: Anyone know an easy way to join two mp3s together without having to download anything?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

Yup, easy - send 'em to me.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

You have

no email address in your profile.

All I want is Happiest Days Of Our Lives and Another Brick In The Wall pt2 stuck together so it doesn't annoy me when listening to music on shuffle.

I tried searching for one and all I got was this:

www.kaleidosband.it/mp3/The%20Happiest%20Days%20of%20our%20lives.mp3

Whcih appears to be sung by someone with no knowledge of the English language who is just trying to make the right sounds.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

haha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

how together?

running seamlessly into each other, or just on the same file?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

Fairly seamless but basically just one following immediately on from the other, no fancy fades or anything.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

I'll have a looksee

at what I can do

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

Glue!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

sellotape?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

duct tape FTW!

ningles all :D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

record them end-to-end on a cassette player :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

quicktime pro

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

Would that not require downloading and/or paying for something?

Frankly, I'd rather wait until I get home where I can do it. It's just that I'm at work and it's annoying me now.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

the mere fact you can listen to music while at work

pisses me off more than you can imagine

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

my mate can too.

so much so his company GAVE him an iPod nano (not that I want one) to listen to it on.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Sorry.

I just plugged some earphones into the front of the pc and it seems to work.

How come you can't listen to music?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

Got QuickTime Pro?

file_1

From a *nix shell. That might work, though probably not because of all the other information in the file.

edit/ well that post fucked up...

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

Audacity

audacity.sourceforge.net/

edit: reads rest of post. Oops. Erm, no.

Edit2: give me 10 minutes

(

DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Great.

Now how do I use it without having to download anything?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

Give me 8 minutes...

...trying to find a decent download of part 2...

Fuck's sake. I'm amazed this isn't all over the place.

(

DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

I could just email you both files.

I have them at the moment, that's why it's annoyed me now.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

Got 'em

(

DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

cheers.

If you can mash 'em together feel free to email it to marc dot whiteley at sanofi-aventis dot com
as I can't access my Yahoo email or Gazzes from work.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

K. Done.

stablesound.co.uk/mp3/temp/brickmix.mp3

(and emailed in case you can't download)

EDIT: My email bounced. Bah. Resending from other server...

(

DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Fab!

Cheers. I can download anything I want. It just won't let me install anything without admin priveleges. So I can get music files etc. but can get any soort of software.

Cheers for that!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Cool.

It matched up pretty well.

Have cancelled 2nd email. Enjoy!

(

DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

Quantum coin no longer

for it has been observed...

/mistaking tiredness for mysticism blog

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

What's with the coin, etc?

Also, DISAPPEARING GASH!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

I present you The World as it Should Be

thank you for your attention

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

That is similar to the world as it is,

but with fewer mushrooms.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

MOAR shrooms!

flickr.com/photos/mediocre/sets/72157594304474067/

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

That's not normal.

You do know that, don't you?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

Yes

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

Needs more

Badgers and snakes.

Mighty good 'tography, though!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

thanks

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

have you been taking drugs?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

maybe you should

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

I have found it to be a most rewarding experience.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

i never got into it, personally

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

same here

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

I've never seen the appeal myself.

I don't have a problem with other people taking them (though they're stupid to if it's the especially lethal stuff). I do have a problem with people going on about how great they are. It's boring and I'm not interested. It doesn't make them more interesting people. They can shut up about it now, please.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

I just hate it when people use drugs or alcohol as an excuse to act like cunts

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

^This

Straight edge all the way for me.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

That's not really necessary

just don't be a cunt

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

i hate it when people go on about people who go on about taking drugs

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

Very very very very very nice man

*shotgun*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

I hate it when people go on about

people that go on about people taking drugs.

I wasn't having a go at them taking it. I'm fine with that as long as they don't go around afterwards endlessly blabbing about how great it is, and which way is best to do it and how wonderful it all is. It's worse than train-spotters.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

I suppose it's a question of taste.

I grew up with hippy parents, so for me I never saw the distinction between one cigarette and a special one, I suppose. I don't do anything major any more, just weed and mushrooms when the mood strikes. I find them quite useful, actually.

Each to their own though, I certainly don't count myself as more 'hardcore' than someone who's not a fan, or anything.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

I'm not sure I agree

but the world can never have too many Tuk-Tuks.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

too true

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEEdQNQjiQA

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

haha

that's exactly what I was thinking :D

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

Yoga Mushroom Inflatable Gimp?

I concur, this is how it should be

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

That bird's Jeannie impression is shit.

She hasn't even got any pink trousers on.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

'Ning Cap'n

How's you this fine?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

I don't know, I think it's a combination of good genes and exfoliating.

;-)

_{I'm cool ta, you?}

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

Shattered, but the arsehole's not in today

So everything is right with the world!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

I think you'll find I'm here, just lurking...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

Not you Satan

One of the bastards I'm forced to share my office with

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

Yay for you!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

And now my boss has gone out

And I'm on my own in the office for an hour. What mayhem can I wreak?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

Take the opportunity to browse porns

and masturbate.

Furiously.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

This.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

Looks like a normal day to me.

Fungus!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

everything seems to be in order here, carry on!

woo!

needs more dugat

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

free drugs....

FOR EVERYONE!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

Pfft

(

DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

Hehehe

I wonder if he has actually tried diving in his wetsuit

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

the world isn't that bad...

'ning

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

'ning squire

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

oh shite....

i shouldnt've taken that patients meds...
I'M FREAKING OUT!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

What, paracetomol?

You're easily pleased...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

I went away for a while because that Bush-baby thing down there was disturbing me.

I came back to this. Many thanks and best regards.
Mr G the C.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

You can't handle the truth!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

Awww, isn't it cute .... it looks just like Winston Churchill .... Just as maybe, but the little bugger won't play with others

(

OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)

that creeps me out.......

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)

I'd worry about you if it didn't

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)

'Ning Trelly

All going well?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)

Apart from being woken at 3am

By low flying helicopters, not too bad...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:48, archived)

Um...yay!

I've had a good working week, bad social week.

Hmm.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

Not been too bad socially this week

Went to a party Friday for a friend who's emigrating. Got a meeting tonight though, which will go on for hours :-(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

Well

My 'Friend' pounced on my love interest, and he keeps asking all my friends to strip for him

So I'm trying to sort it all out - I have the conversation he had with one of them that i'll show the deputy head.

Off now, bye!

(

ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

our entire street got woken up by police helcopters last Sunday night

they were apparently just 50 feet above our house.

Me and Mrs GS slept all the way through it, despite being in a loft bedroom!

one one eleven etc

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

had you been taking lots of drink/drugs

the night before?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)

Making a bit of the old poitín perhaps?

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)

I have no idea what you just said

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

It's Irish moonshine

It's so strong that a few shots are enough to knock you out, and when you drink a glass of water the next day to ease your hangover, it gets you drunk again. 100% true* (apparently)

*This statement may be less than 100% true

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

Ridiculously strong alcohol made by irish nutters out of potato skins.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

a bottle of wine or 2 might have had some part to play, yes

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

when i was a nipper a used to sleep through anything.

we had a chimney fore and i slept through that.
since having my own child the slightest noise she makes wakes me....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

it does when they are young

you either get used to it or start drinking heavily

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

I wish I knew what they were doing

We live quite close to HMP Woodhill - if someone got out, I'd like to know about it!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

check your shed!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

Oh I'd love a loft bedroom

Ningaling, motherfuckers.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

ning Wow

it has it's disadvantages

such as remembering to duck in the right places. you learn that one the hard way

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

I'm a short arse.

I fear not the ceiling!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

awww

haha

how short is your arse?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

It depends on the time of day and who is measuring me.

Somewhere between 5ft3 and 5ft5 and a bit.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

'ning captain!

*bows*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

Good ning young sir!

*waves cup of tea about*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

tea?!

yuck!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

*draws cutlass*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

*draws heavy cavalry sword*

*yeilds*
sorry captain!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

You'd better be...

;-)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

'ning son.

It creeps me out too... =/

*hides under duvet*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

LOL politics!

good morning all!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)

o_O

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)

Rumsfeld between Radish & Worm?

You strange being!

'Ning all you lovely people!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)

good morning miss

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:45, archived)

Seriously, what is going on up there ^ ?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)

Something to do with a rinoceros

Ooh that reminds me:

Whenever men pee in the desert, a tiny rinoceros swims up and inside and jams its horn inside their willies

(

ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

Not a rhino

But I think there is a fish that does that *wikis* Yes! Candirú fish!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

6 INCHES?

/never peeing again blog

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

*plies with tea*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

Argh!

I'm already drinking some! Aaaaaaah!

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

aaaaahh! AAAAAAHHHH!

AAAAAAAAA!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

Aaahh,

my favourite uncyclopedia page :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

I can't tell

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

Good 'ning =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

Seams rather ningie, yes.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)

poLOLotics!!!!!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)

God I fucking hate people who think they're cowboys

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)

I know, they give real cowboys a bad name.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)

YEEEE-HAAAA!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

haha!

I lieks that

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

These are always ace =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

I've just worked out your username

gah!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

I didn't realise it needed working out

oops

'ning
(may go back to bed though (if I can get over my fear of the pee fish))

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

they live in the sewers now

and swim into the toilet bowl

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

*plaits legs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

I'm wondering if that's what the pee shiver is for then.

Let's add it to wikipedia why not?
I'm wondering if that's what I'm wondering if that's what I'm EDITing...

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

Uheenu! Grr Urr!

[/;-D

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)

just need to work out your sig now!

%-D

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

Textshopping.

-\#/
º¯º

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

pfft

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

Squeeze him till he pops!

Ning all

T.J There's a warning on the work's internet.Do they mean me?
Read 'Conditions of use'
nww.sth.nhs.uk/STHcontDocs/STH_Pol/InformationGovernance/InternetAcceptableUsePolicy.pdf

Erm..if all you click this,they will know it's me!!
Prolly best to delete this post then!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

Can't display webpage

But your poor person!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

It may be just on intranet then!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

Policy and things usually are

What does it say?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

Yadda obscene yadda works time.

basically b3ta at work!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

I probably have a internet policy

But as I have to have the internet open at all times for looking up things work related, I figure I'm ok. I just worry about following links from here.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

connect via a public proxy server, then your web history isn't recorded at your place of work

I think

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)

ohhh,

sneaky!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)

We get a similar thing every time we log on

yo9u have to click ok to agree to it each time before it will let you continue.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

It's such cuntbuggery

Nobody's really agreeing to anything, they just want to get on with it. And meanwhile, software engineers and sitebuilders alike are covering themselves legally against just about anything they can come up with.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

cor!

it's slowed right down!
where is everyone!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

Still here.

Skimming old pics for oldes.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

*raises hand*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

*nicks watch*

Hey! It's a Bush thread right?

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

Hey!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

cor!

it's slowed right down!
where is everyone!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

poxy computer!!!!!!

damned work!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

I'm sure that b3ta has become slower

ever since Gordon Brown became PM

either that or since the smoking ban.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

Peas for compo

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)

also this

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)

You should

apply for a job with Aardman.

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)

haha thanks!

and you with Jimmy Carr's script writing team

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)

haha

touche!

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:57, archived)

hi morph!

'NING ALL!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:51, archived)

ning!

Arthritis is setting in to Morph bless him

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)

ohhh, me old plastcines!

arf!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:57, archived)

g'day!

wheeee, it's sunny outside!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)

*rips clothes off*

*applies sun cream*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)

Nice walk cycle!

Woo and yay for the other.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)

it was my first and last attempt at plasticine stop motion

i ended up mashing him cos i don't have the patience. thanks for the woo and yay!

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)

Woo

Go little purple man! you can have a click.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)

ooo a click, thanks very much!

first ever i reckon

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)

one morning in france.....

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:17, archived)

Zut alors!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)

le club foot?

haha

bye

(

mongychops, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:20, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:20, archived)

Elderberries

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)

Lemon curry?

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)

he has taunted me

forr a seconnd tiem!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)

SEMPRINI!!!!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:33, archived)

S*MPR*N*?!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:46, archived)

No-time Toulouse.

The story of the wild and lawless days of the post-Impressionists.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:58, archived)

WOOPLE!

WOOPLE WOOPLE WOOPLE

WOOPLE

(

cupz, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:05, archived)

G'day!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:12, archived)

my head is made of gin

and... your father smelt of elderberries!

..
hello :)

(

cupz, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:18, archived)

How've you been?

Me, I'm just rolling a joint, then it's down the pub, meet up with a friend and go see the Lure of Shoes again..
with these gigs they are spoiling us.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:19, archived)

the lure of shoes?

mm?

I'm good :)
i just finished enrolling in uni today, so i tramped back home at about 2pm to celebrate with more gin than i can drink and a grover washington cd.

(

cupz, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:22, archived)

Excellent.

LoS have been around for ages but they've just got an album out at the end of the month - release party next Wednesday.
www.amplifier.co.nz/artist/2157/lure_of_shoes.html

Usually I'm lucky to catch them a couple of times a year; however, with the Schooner closing soon they've been playing there every week.
Freakin' sweet.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:26, archived)

pffft

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:52, archived)

C'est Woo !

le mouton anglo francais dit " magnifique "

(

OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:35, archived)

FUCKING FRENCH.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:34, archived)

Serves her right for having no shadow.

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)

YAAAAAAY!

Let's all kick the French.

(MadGutters Now what?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

been touching up anna's udders ...

cfb

or alternatively, click this for biggar b3tar version for webbysite

(

OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:44, archived)

Don't just stand there, Man! Hit her with it, hard!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:46, archived)

(

OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:47, archived)

SPANGALICIOUS!!!

AGAIN, HAHAHAH, AGAIN, HAHAHA...

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:51, archived)

THWART NOT THE LIBRARIAN.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:53, archived)

*swaps isle-end signs*

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:55, archived)

*smites*

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:56, archived)

Old days, we could have great fun...

...rearranging the card catalog trays to spell
out rude words.
Bloody computers ruin all the fun now.

/old troll blog

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:01, archived)

KICKIN IT OLD SKOOL!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:01, archived)

:-)

it is inspiring, isn't it !

(

OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:53, archived)

Never hard enough.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:02, archived)

i'm going to quote Rapitinui here :

TWO THUMBS UP for ASBOLINA

(

OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:05, archived)

Mmmm, tinymonkey.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)

Thx.

Swing!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:19, archived)

IT DON'T MEAN A THING IF IT AIN'T GOT THAT SWING.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:47, archived)

S U P A S P A N G !

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:57, archived)

TOO LATE!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:47, archived)

ahhhahhahah!

That's mad. I APPROVE.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)

cheers !

i'm starting to understand the appeal of clothes designers

(

OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:52, archived)

hehe

I'M OFF FISHING

(

mongychops, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:49, archived)

h t

(

Shiksa, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:56, archived)

(

mongychops, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:00, archived)

holy carp, bathom !

thats a whole lot of kipper

(

OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:03, archived)

Common carp

about 40lb?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:05, archived)

i wish

28lb, great photo tho

(

mongychops, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:06, archived)

I used to fish for carp

a long long time ago. That's a great catch :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:12, archived)

cheers, good carp in the usa i've been told and nobody fishes for them

when i do my coast to coast road trip next summer i'll be going to all the lakes on the way

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mongychops, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:15, archived)

Prepare yourself for some astonished looks

when you return them to the water.

I've never fished here, I did my fishing in the UK, so I don't really know the score. Having said that, I often see people fishing from highway bridges. I've only ever seen tiny little fishes caught, which get put into buckets. I guess they're for eating... though frankly anyone who eats anything from an urban river or canal in NJ is bordering on suicidal.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)

now that's a fish worth fisting.

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:08, archived)

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OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:11, archived)

*prints out and colours*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:17, archived)

"Can I borrow your pink, mine's run out."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:26, archived)

I'VE GOT ENOUGH PINK FOR EVERYBODY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:47, archived)

what a load of

carp!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)

^this

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:21, archived)

blimey...nice catch!

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mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:52, archived)

hahahahahaha

fun pic to play with that one!
I like what you've done!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:57, archived)

howday partner?

how's life on the range?

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mongychops, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:02, archived)

G'day MC!

pretty good, pretty good! Yourself?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:18, archived)

ta !

i think everyone must do at least one ... nice cat spong action there !

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OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:02, archived)

DE-GROOVY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:02, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:14, archived)

shee sooo sad

nice

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:15, archived)

what time zone are you on?

i see your posts when i wake up, and all day, and before i go to sleep... and i only sleep 3 hours a day.

i think you're a robot, a robot spy. :(

and i like the picture, the mid tone blue really benefits from you holding off on the filter/textures. good call :)

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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:17, archived)

EST (GMT-5)

I do sleep sometimes :) I'm freelance so for the most part I don't need to have a fixed routine.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)

love the blue tones!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:32, archived)

AAU in blue.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:37, archived)

I DON'T KNOW, MY MIND'S MADE UP IN BLUE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:55, archived)

OH SHIT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCpH8m1epBM

This is twenty-one years old now..

*cries*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:01, archived)

IF YOU REMEMBER THE BATS, I DECLARE YOU, AWESOME.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:05, archived)

Had not seen that one.

Most on the sidebar I'd seen at one
point or another.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)

dang thats good

only 3 colors ! nice

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OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:46, archived)

MY HUMP MY HUMP MY HUMP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 4:49, archived)

Pfffft!

Loon!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:00, archived)

what a hump!

hahahahahaha!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:01, archived)

She can sing, and she can dance, but until she has something to say, I don't really think she should be up front.

I'm also not sure how well-acquainted U.S. audiences are with Fergie, Duchess of York..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:05, archived)

I would say more so with the Duchess

than with the "My Humps" tart.

Then again, I'm old and my knowledge of current popular culture is minimal, so I may be completely wrong. Oh well.

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:10, archived)

'ello, poppet!

I've not been on the board lately, glad to see you.
All good?

www.macrocats.com/comments.php?id=P205_0_1_318

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:19, archived)

'ello

I think it's all good. I'm not awake enough anymore to notice, really. My cats have been such a bad influence.

...hey, it's actually raining outside! Wonders never cease. (Bit of a drought round these parts)

I hope all is well with you.

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:22, archived)

Excellent.

Winter on this side of the globe, just feeling the pinch of it now.

*adjusts trews*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:24, archived)

Winter blows goats.

Although it does make for more kitty snuggles, which is a good thing.

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:31, archived)

Oh, I've been lucky where I am.

Gale-force winds, but I haven't lost power.. no floods like in the north, nor snow and ice like the south.
Also Posh is all over me, so there's been a lot of couch/blanket time.

Still missing Gussie a lot, it's been three months now.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)

Awwww.

:(

I hope snuggles from Posh help ease the loss a bit.

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:43, archived)

Somewhat. He's taken to occupying all the primo spots in the lounge where Gus used to hang out.

sometimes I hold his urn in my arms and pat it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:47, archived)

I may not know what is true

but I know what I want to believe, which is that Gus is in a place where he knows how much you love him.

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:53, archived)

I often get the feeling he's still around.

Sometimes I see him out of the corner of my eye, and Ittybittykitty has, too.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:56, archived)

Yeah

I can understand that. I still miss one of mine from 8 years ago. The loss of a best friend is not something you can shrug off.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:54, archived)

at this time of their morning

does it really matter?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:12, archived)

I don't mean on b3ta, rather, marketing that CD.

AN IDLE MIND IS THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND.. YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE, SATAN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:18, archived)

beelzebub...

is on my cranial merry-go-round as we speak!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:22, archived)

I'M ON A ONE-WAY TRIP DOWN SATAN PLACE, IS THIS PURGATORY NECESSARY?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:23, archived)

I'M WEARING THIS SUIT OF TAR AND FEATHERS THE FALLEN ANGEL THEY COULD NEVER BURY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)

I'M KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR, DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOU'VE SEEN THIS CADAVER BEFORE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)

BLOW YER BRAINS OUT, BABY!

(this song is not available in most karaoke units)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)

i wish i could sleep

I'M NOT EVEN GAY FFS

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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:15, archived)

Oh no! The Nazis are back, and they're annexing /board.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 4:27, archived)

this is just begging for a space invaders reworking.

nicely done.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)

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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 4:49, archived)

Great pixeling.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)

I love Poland

...least resistance in all the continent,
I love Poland
They won't fight... etc. :)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)

pffftt...

brilliant!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:01, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:24, archived)

Thats ace :)

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FoldsFive, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)

no reason

(Nine Volt Chicken inappropriate meme goes here, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 4:16, archived)

Okay...

Who's gonna be the first to shop a cock on it? Hehe!

Top anime-age!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 4:18, archived)

No reason.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 4:22, archived)

Legend of the Overfiend.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

i demand a reason!

or a raisin. or mucous.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 4:33, archived)

excellent!

*clicks*

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)

moo teem.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

larger than tiny.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 3:38, archived)

that's no moo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 3:42, archived)

no, 'meet oom'.

oom is my kitty.

_{i was being all clever with the backward print in case teacher saw us passing notes.}

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 3:44, archived)

when I saw the filename

I thought you'd named him after optimus prime
/can't read /blog

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 3:46, archived)

/blog.

/blog.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 3:47, archived)

/sig

/blog

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 3:48, archived)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 3:44, archived)

ha!

poor guy looks nonplussed.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 3:45, archived)

It's the lens.

Bigger face worries him for a sec.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 3:47, archived)

fisheye catpics are a wonder.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)

was screaming out for mongness

sorry ;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:03, archived)

AHHAHHAHHHAH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:09, archived)

bring on

the mong

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:10, archived)

PfffffTTTTTeeeesss!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:35, archived)

Cor! Porn!

Tiddles says "ASL?"

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Monty Propps, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)

4/noball male/purr on 11.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)

meow...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 4:03, archived)

destroy all surfers.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 4:33, archived)

YES !

more of this thing

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OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:56, archived)

*pats*

nice cat PB!

here's our little terror - Soxyfluffguts!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:09, archived)

AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Rapidly approaching critical cuteness..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:21, archived)

KIWFSM!

Too cute to live!
*awwwws*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 5:36, archived)

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