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(akzidenz grotesk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

this gets my vote

I hate reading this book to my little un (well not THIS actual book)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

i wish i could read

i hate jizzing on the back of my dog's head.

(akzidenz grotesk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

blimey

that man has retractable jizz!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

ummm...

prostate trouble?

(akzidenz grotesk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

spoof on the dog, spoof on the dog

mmiss the log 'n spoof on the dog!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

Ok I put effort into this one, I promise

I done maded a phallus! Hyuk-hyuk-hyuk!

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Thats rather cool!

blur tool?

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Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

And then I sharpened it

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

At least make it magenta!

/lack of effort blog

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

I was using what was in the picture!

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

I'm just taking the piss

No worries, mate! Nice one!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

Did you then take the effort back out of it?

I have no idea what that picture is of.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

It's an album cover

Warrior at the edge of time:

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

hehehehe.

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Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

nicely.....

but still needs more PYGMY PONY!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

but that would need some kind of de-effortizing machine

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

hawk lord cover..

for a CD.

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Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

Hawkwind*

They only called themselves Hawk Lords at one point because of legal reasons

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

Meh.

Im getting confused!!!11

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Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

We're standing on the edge

The edge of time
And it is dark, so dark on the edge of time
And we're tired of making love

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

That "song" makes me sad

because boredom is not good

I love Assault and Battery, and Magnu, and Kings of Speed

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

It makes me giggle

WE ARE THE LOST!!!!
WE ARE THE UNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYING!!!!!

silly arses

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

But they are BORED OF SEX

How depressing would that be!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

To be honest I think it would be a bit of a relief

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

I know what you mean.

After 27 years of it I'm sometimes like " Oh please, won't this ever stop?"

Bonnie Langford up there will be saying the same if he ever pops his cherry. Mind you if I was being fucked up the arse I'd tend to think that too.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

Some famous bloke said of finally losing his libido

in old age that it was like being unchained from a madman.

I can dig it.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

Sexier at speed.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

hahaha!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

GMoS has just saved my sanity

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

ZOMGGMOS!!1!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

UNIRONIC LOL

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

I SEE A SEA MONSTER

Yarr.

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Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

You noticed him!

You get to name him now.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

Overlord Fred.

Because i can.

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Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

Overlord Fred?

How about just Overlord?

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

Yeh ok

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Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

Don't forget to send your completed book to Big Chief I-Spy

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

Wonderfull!

*clicks!*

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

Surely Animal sex should only be about 20 points

There seems to be a 'documentary' on it every weekend.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Haha.

Although ... only 42 points for a 90Nz0?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

but 2000 points for his parents...

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

The undisputed, heavyweight champion of the

multi-gag

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Shedside, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

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(Dr GUID, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

Whilst over on ABC1

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

don't you mean

8 Simple Rules
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Back at 6am.

(UTB, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

Don't you mean "big brother"

Friends is on when BB isn't.

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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)

Yes!

Always!
Brilliant!
I hate you!
Click!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

I really don't like this picture.

Plenty of people's houses and buisnesses have been ruiened by these floods, and you're taking the mick.

Please take this picture down.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Can we not leave it for long enough to blame it all on the Jews?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

I WAS NOWHERE NEAR ANY TAPS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

You were probably in your secret vault controlling the media and lending money to poor old women.

You would have used the strong arm of the black man to do the actual legwork.

/mixed limb metaphors

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

Arse, rumbled.

To the baddielmobile!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

Hooray Gonzo is back!

Please limit your annoyingness to /talk,

there's a good chap.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

i think he makes a ver valid point

STOP OPPRESSING HIM!

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

yes.

i think anything that may cause offence to anyone should not be posted anywhere on the internet.

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

It's funny

'cos I live at the top of a hill. In 50 years you'll all be drowndeded and my village will be a seaside town.

(spook, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

hA HA! YOU'LL STILL BE LIVING IN THE SAME VILLAGE WHEN YOU'RE A VERY VERY OLD VIRGIN!

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

I look forward to the day

So I can scuba to work

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

That's what b3ta is about

Sensitivity in times of need.

BALLS.

B3ta serves a need and tactful humour isn't in the charter.

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Monty Propps, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

I just pissed my pants.

" You WHAT? You live on a flood plain? The clue is in the name dickhead"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Well done.

You win today's 'weakest grasp of 90Nz0' award.

It's most prestigious, but the prize is a crappy plastic trophy.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

I'm all of the jealous now!

I wanted the crappy plastic trophy, dammit!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

Hey.

I know all about Gonzo, I've been around here 4 years.
I just wanted to take the opportunity to publicly declare that I don't give a fuck about people who live below sea level getting drowned. Apart from they will put my insurance premiums up again.

You can have my award for " strongest patronisation of a user by assuming that anyone not on /talk 20 hours a day has no clue what is fucking going on "

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

Steady on, sunshine.

Are you sure you've got room on your mantlepiece for the Girly Flounce award as well? It's got a marble base with felt to stop it scratching.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

Haha. I love the internet.

people say the oddest things. I prefer conversation in pubs. It quickly becomes less arrogant.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

I find it becomes either

1) "I love you man, Your my best mate you aarrrrrr AAG GOTTA PISS!"

or

2) "You fucking skinny runt I'll fucking kick the fucking cunt out of you"

ah... fun times :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

It's true

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

SPeaking as a boat.

I fully approve of this picture, but wish it had more GMoS.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

it's all a big sham

i live in gloucester and i haven't been flooded.

i don't have any running water, but i still have power.

media lise i tell you, media lies.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

Pffft.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Hahahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

hehehe

brill! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

Scary!

Hee hee hee!!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

Hahahahah!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

'lo, miss!

How was your weekend?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

Hi Heff

complicated, drunken and messy

I am broken.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

Broken?

* attempts to fix.
(What's up?)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

meh

too much drinking and whoring, not enough happily ever after

as usual

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

brilliant!

love the expressions!

(whatsinaname, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Bahahahaha

Love the crappy sketch at the end!

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

*pffft*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

re: final panel in todays strip

BEST SEQUENTIAL ART EVAR!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

hahaha!

acers!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Haha! Brilliant!

... but also teh fear!

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teedyay, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

There is a peculiar sense of sexual threat in that last frame.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

*claps and gleees*

Woo! and Woo! to the duel pic earlier.
Smashing!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

You broke the the 4th wall!

Ummmm! I'm telling!

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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Ummmmmm!

You said "Ummmm!"

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

That is unquestionably the

best one you've ever done. imho.

Woo.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

this is fabulous!

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slight yoinks!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

Ace!

Hahahahahahaha, you *know* I love this one!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

That is really ace

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mugatu, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Itlooks a bit GMoSsy.

I like.

Woo Yay Hezbollah

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

I have heard that this is dangerous. I HEARD it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

what noise did it make?

a kind of pfff-fffff-fffff-ffff-fffff-BANG?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

Pfffft!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

I saw the title and was expecting Brian Blessed...

DIIIIIIVE!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

EDIT:What is GMos?

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Needs glasses.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Nowhere near enough GMoS.

/edit ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

The board is arousing today

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

*something about GMoS*

woo pic.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

Everything should be about GMoS.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

Agreed.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

hahaha

ok JMG, you win.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

*High Five Party*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

*panders*

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

Masterful.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

*Double High FIve*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

*high ten*

*with reverse underarm low fives*

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

haha

have a beer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

you broke the internets

with lack of GMoS. I'm not playing anymore.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

AAAAARGH.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

AAAAARGH, but YES!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

Hahaha!

I coughed crisps!

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Weetobix, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

GMos is that yellow faced thing in the post below this one

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

He's more than that.

He's the sexual revolution we've all been waiting for.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

I know I have.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

More importantly, why do people hate heron flight?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

People aren't READY for Heron Flight.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

It's that freaky bent-neck thing.

It's unnatural and ungodly. Swans and geese for the win.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

Heron Flight will take us all aboard by dinner.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

heron flight!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

THANK FUCK YOU'RE HERE.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

HERON FLIGHT FTW!

i (heart) heron flight!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

"It's only people like me that hate heron flight. If you don't like heron flight, give me a call. We're like-minded people"

-Fred Phelps

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

It's me you unknowing fool!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

It's this sort of ignorance that led to the gulf war.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Ooooh.

It's about time we had another one of those.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

Lap it up, Spotties.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

Lily Allen?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

^^ Lily Allen's love child with Harry Hill!

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nadey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Shopped pictures only please

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

*Cries for GMoS*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

SHOES!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

You improved fergie no end

but you let yourself down with filter usage. Refuge of the talentless ;)

Woo.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

*Hickery dance around your spotty face*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Don't be silly fuck face.

If you knew me at all you'd know I last had spots in the 70's.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

70 to 79 spots at a time?

This is the internet spotty average.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

IT'S ME

(__, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Nice fringe action.

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FoldsFive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOL U R GT 2 OPTIMIS

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

haha

reminds me of this a bit.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Which in turn reminds me of a picture I did and am going to show again, reglardless of how obscure the link.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

haha

marvellous

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

yeh

I didn't give much reglard to the obscureness of the link myslef.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

*High Five*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

GORGEOUS

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Hot, wet, sex.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

WHAT'S HE DOING WITH HIS FINGER?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

Searching for SEXY GOLD!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

cor

*spuffs*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

We all have.

The loveliest girl online.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

You're just pandering.

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Newington, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

INTERNET pandering!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

I'm aroused by myself.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

*Quadruple high fives, utilising feets*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Playing around with Teh GIMP

Quite pleased with the outcome

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

must. kill.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

What? Why?

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

*kills*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

What did I do wrong!?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

*shakes head*

stop hypnotizing me!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

no beer

and no TV
make Homer go something something...!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Stay calm?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

go crazy?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

NO!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

YES!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

Don't mind if I do!

bluhblublblblbuhbluh!!!!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

That's really quite horny.

Really.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

bovine on the white stuff

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Ooo. Clever. You've hidden the joke with a clever application of filters!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

Oh don't.

I was trying to make a background for my new myspace (that's a perfectly good reason to kill me)

It came out as this, and I thought some b3tans would appreciate it because it looks cool.

Jesus.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Sorry. I applied the 'snide' filter to my comment.

Please feel free to ignore it.

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

nothing wrong with

filters :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

I agree

strongly

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

i use the

make horror picture filter all the time :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

BOARD NAZI ATTACK!

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Running with a monocle?

Them's top skillz.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

That bit in the middle is nicked off of one of my plates

Crockery references are the fucking future.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

middle of one of your plates

on a stick....! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

And this just feeeels liiike...

...spinniiiing plaaaates.

/Radiohead album track blog

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Harry Potter - The Epilogue

Young actor with supposedly magical abilities leaves friends - moves to Los Angeles

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

*shudders at the thought*

this will probably happen.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

haha, so instead of him saying "How you doin?"...

He'll say "Pif paff poof" :D

(

nadey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

I tried to watch joey once.

I managed about five minutes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

you are steel!!!

i can't stand to read about it in the 'whats on' section...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

On I don't do that.

I watched City of Lost Children, yesterday. And Two Pints.

I love Two Pints.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

i like two pints occasionally.

too much of it gets annoying.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

And it's always the same few episodes repeated.

Finally got to watch the haunted-pub one all the way through though. That's a good one.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Sadist!

I prefer comedies that are funny

(

Weetobix, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

it's finally over?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

hooray!!

is that rowling and her profits in that van?
*hopes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

whoops a daisy

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

I thought 'Joey' was good!!!

nah,I'm only messing!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

I saw one episode of it

And couldn't watch it EVER again.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

i did actually like it

i watch it if its on, but its nothing special.

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

he looks like harry enfield

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

^This

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

For the Readers of PVP:

Big fucking picture.
Safe for work.

www.planetmidian.com/b3ta/stefanspvp001.jpg

(Maltjik, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

LAZER DOLPHIN!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

LOLPHIN!

(

Malaka omdz, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

peyown!!

let the flippered revolution begin!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

ULTIFROG!

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

BANG!

they can't be stopped!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

AWESOME! LASERDOLPHIN!

FUCK YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

A girl band I could really get into (excuse the seams, was a quick 5 min mashup)

Click for bigger (144KB)

(Bill Stickers, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

Eww, Yuk,

and other noises to that effect, GA are a bunch of talentless, ugly as sin, slaggy munters.

Well done with the 'shop anyway, but still EWWWWWWWW

(

beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

This. Hard.

I didn't think they could be made worse, but the duplication of the ginger one has made it happen.

Feral harridans.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

That's right

You Can't Polish A Turd

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

fucking blasphemer!

Sarah Harding could fuck me sideways with a stretch armstrong any day of the week.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

the lass from jurassic park 2?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

She played a velociraptor.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Alan?

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WormuIus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

oh..

you like hepititus then?

(

SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

She has hepatitus?

or are you speculamatating?

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Damn right.

It's that 'Pussycat Dolls' lot that are the real munters. Ever seen them when they do an interview with close-ups?

P.S. Is it just me, or do the lyrics of 'Sound of the Underground' allude quite blatantly to bum-love?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

why do you know the words to a Girls Aloud song?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

Because I didn't have a spare hand for the mute button...?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

That's bollocks, I'm afraid.

You would do them all, and you know it

(

Malaka omdz, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Ey up

Dick 'ed

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

I had no idea who you were

until I looked at your profile

GAZ me

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Malaka omdz, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

Aaah, but

the important thing is...in what order.

You start (only 'cos I don't know their names).

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

I just clicked on the blog in your profile.

You sir, are well-named. >:-[

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

:-D

another one bites the dust

(

Malaka omdz, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

And another one bites

And another one bites...

Damnit!

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

b3ta

has made me paranoid about every link I see now. I always check first but still get caught out sometimes.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Seriously,

I'd rather nail my dick to a burning church

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

I like the ginge one too.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

me too

She grapes my squildo

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Someone told me the ginger one was engaged.

I assume he meant she was still in the toilet crying.

(Woody999, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Did the cleaner get the first punch in this time?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

but you chose teh uglay one??

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

i used to thimnk the ginger one was best (i'm bias)

then i realised what a miserable cow she is!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

aye, but you'd up her.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

oh yeah!

after i've slapped that look off her face!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

There's probably a way of reading that without it containing revolting amounts of misogyny.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

there is?

*reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*
*re-reads*

hmmm...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

wait there

I'm just going to ring Mykeyboy on my internet phone and get him to come down and give us a 2nd opinion

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WormuIus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

There's something about the ginger one that makes her strangely attractive.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

her attractiveness.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Ginger women ftw every time

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Absolutely.

and I'm not just saying this because of the possibility that the missus is at work reading this page, oh no sirree.

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FoldsFive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

The fact that she's the only attractive one in a bunch of pan-faced mingers?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

That could be it, you know.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

I would have sex with any of them

but then again, I crave attention.

(

WormuIus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

hi,

tell me about yourself...
*presents*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

Her man-face?

I see you've got a cock icon as well. Are you trying to tell us something?!

Just kidding.

*gooses*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

*fits*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

HONK!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

HONK!

Nifty!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

Indeed, she’s a comely little wench

*twirls waxed moustache*

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

somebody liks the ginger one!

captain wow will be pleased

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Hahaha

Took me a while to even notice
Woo

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

I fancy her, but feel I'm not allowed to.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Embrace it.

All heterosexual men with a modicum of sexual maturity can see that she's the only attractive one in the group.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

FACT!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

I've been saying it for years.

As has Hankster.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

she's the only one that's ever caught my eye

the rest are dirty horror monsters

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

Wait until you get her into bed.

RAWR!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

I think that makes it three from three of opinions that matter.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

UNSTOPPABLE TRIUMVIRATE OF CORRECTITUDE!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

how long have you had these feelings of not allowedness?

have you tried hypnotherapy?

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

bunch of whores if you ask em

they're music is shit so they use their bodys as a selling point

(

SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

Oh dear, I think you've just pulled the fabric of pop music apart and have caused multi-national conglomerates to fall to their knees.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

I just hate that

they sell sex to children - pisses me off

(

SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Children want it as much as adults.

It's just illegal.

(

Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

No no.

They sell pop music to children.

They sell sex to the dads.

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

It's better than the other way around.

Maybe they're trying to undo the underage sex industry by turning the tables?

Philistine.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Kids love sex

especially without consent

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WormuIus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

oh god

I work in a school - I hope that text didn't get picked up by anyone

(

SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

THIS WEBSITE IS ALL ABOUT THE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, SON.

The link to your boyband site doesn't work properly.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

no - we shut it down

one band member got arrested so we're training up somone else. We're all about having fun though, getting everyone up and singing in a beachboys/monkies kinda way. Not stripping off

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SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

Ok, I withhold my "welcome to the real world" for a later date.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

the real world is crap

come live in myne :D I try only to associate with b3taesque people

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SiX and his hat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

HOW DO YOU EAT?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

They're all airbrushed sluts.

I love airbrushed sluts.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

More of a mystery now

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

hahahahaha

great stuff.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

i have my moments...

sometimes

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

hahaha!!

LOL!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

Would x5

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

move piggy move!!!

ah shit!
*tears up ticket*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Sorry, they're just cunts with an autotune

and the ginger one isn't particularly fit, just average. Plus if I'm going to sleep with a woman she's got to be able to at least spell woman first.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

internet isn't real life shocker!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

STOP

YOU'RE RUINING THE ILLUSION.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Excuse me whilst I shit myself with suprise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

So, you like the ugly ginger one?

are your eyes deformed?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

cyber-soldier thingy.

Click for mucho detail (240KB)

Just did it for fun...

Previously, -PICTURE2-

and before that, for those who missed it -PICTURE1-

.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

cool!

complete with Power Fist!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

*emails*

*instantly realises it could be taken offensively*
*nervouses*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

oh christ! how dare you ask me a question like that!!!!!

don't panic!
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

It was the lubed up monkey fist that intrigued me

I got where the banana went, just not why it needed to be that ripe

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

i just lurve yellow.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

Ooof.

Nices. That head one is fucking brill.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

Noice.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

wow, those are bloody good!

(

moohalaa, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Ooo

Nicely done!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Ooh, that's bloody ace

and the other one is cocking brilliant as well!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

*applause*

Much talent!

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

that's excellent

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

all of these

are all of the goodness! *click*

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

Very very good!

Love the texturing and the old revolver!

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Nothing offends me more than daytime TV...

_{Now where's that train timetable? I'll never get to Hull at this rate..}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

hahaha

tis monging

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

ha ha!!

*bunks off work ~ enjoys*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

ASSRAM ST...

pffttt....

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

*shudders*

it's coming to work so i don't have see it!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

i dropped this:

'worth'

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

Christ

Hahaha

'Ning everybody. I hope you're all having a smashing day.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

i will be when i start throwing medical devices around!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

but......

can you throw a fit?

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

you bet!

*picks up*
*struggles*
*throws*
GGGRRRRRR!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

That

was more of an 'episode'. I wanna see fits, damn you!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

Pffft!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

This is nothing but class

*likes*

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

hahahahaha

my goodness *clicks into the future*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

snipurl.com/gotohull

(Woody999, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

Ha ha!

I expected something worse than that.

Funny and practical. Fanks!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

where the fuck

did you get the naked (is it Phillipa Martinez) source pic?

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Enjoy!

www.ramsay-street.co.uk/episodes/episodes.asp?start_ep=2701

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

Arf!

I didn't know Marilyn Manson was doing the weather now.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Now with added hip implants!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

Pffffft

Woo, Yay, and a great big Houpla!

(

Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

6 Million to none!

Genius

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

I dunno why, but I get better results from Paint than Tattyshop

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

puntastic.

(

Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Heh

Fuck yes!

This place needs more centaur.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

how much more?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Tremendous!

Two centaur based posts already this morning. I couldn't have hoped for a better start to the day!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

I would but you'd all eat me

/Centaur with Emma Watson's head, wearing the bra and standing on Michael Brandow's head, with a speechbubble saying 'Ron! Come over here and regress your y on my x'

That's prefectly graphic enough.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

Thinking of it is enough for me.

*eats*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

Ouch!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

GOAT PLACENTAUR.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

*shines torch briefly in dave's eyes*

ARF!

2

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

*blinks*

just because you're about to show us yer Mr. T bling again, no need to act like a cnut! C];0p

EDIT: you . . . you . . . EDITOR!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

I'm sure I remember one

(horrid, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

Haha, silly!

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in vino veritas, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Lovely stuff, sir!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

Yes...

Like it

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

*doesn't look a gift horse in the mouth*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

It's what you're used to I guess

and you are the master at Paint :)

oh, and 'NING YOU!

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Harrow!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

I saw :(

I'm sorry mister, you're not having much luck with your health recently

Did you at least have a nice night with your mini-bash?
I saw that you had a banjo-off!

Edit: Though CW's instrument looked distinctly like a guitar

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*raises eyebrow*

was there a photo?

It was ver' Braw! indeed!

EDIT: Mighta guessed! He don't need no camera! Hahahahahaha! Ace!
EDITEDIT: CW's instrument was a guitar, like the original duel in Deliverance
see sig

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

is there any photos?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

No, but one of your guests just happened to be a rather talented artist

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OOH!

Is it me? . . . Dang!
Hahahaha! He's so cool!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

there was a JJ sketch

'ning, sir.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

*coughs*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

no, no, I infected you with my pukey bug

not my cough . . . do keep up! I'm a busy hypochondriac!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

oh sorry!

*cough*
*cough*
*PUKE*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

Hahah

I really don't say 'ning to you enough

y'all be nice to my son now!

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oooh hello!

feel free to 'ning me all you like and I shall reciprocate.

I assure you I have nothing but the most honourable intentions as regards your son ;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

Really?

Oh.

I was sort of hoping he'd get a bit of the dirty stuff...I meant be nice to him! ;)

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I was lying.

That's just the sort of stuff I expect you are supposed to say to people's parents ;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

ooooff!

=)
'ningaling!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

Arf!

I like center parcs - posh butlins, huzzah!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

Pffffffft

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

arf

top one dave

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

Mercans

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

Woo

Is it real?

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

woof

(picitujeromanov, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

yes

this, HARD, time and time again.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

^this^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

^this^

And mad woo at you!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

woo again

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

ALL ABOARD!

the night train
diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did ~ diddle di did....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Hahaha

Hooray!

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in vino veritas, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

STOP TORTURING ME WITH FANTASIES! ARRRRGH!

Sigh...only four months left.

Wait--the new one doesn't get sworn into office until January...

How much damage could he do in 6 months?

(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

... Iran

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

hahaha, great stuff... Again!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

Haha

Marvellous!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

"Oh I say..."

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

S'alright old mother WhiteSquirrel

I'm not going to mug you.

EDIT- *points below* however, he might.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

'not going to mug you'?

i thought you was a pirate captain!!!
have you underlings found out you are now queen bee?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

Aye

Although I won't be the boss of them. I'll be the boss of others.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!

sorry captain...
*reports to trelly for whipping.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

and you're not so big!

life is unfair....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

I'm not so big, no.

*has lost another four pounds*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

SEXERCISE!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

best of all the sexual activites!!

and well done mon capitan!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

I have some helpful ideas on how to approach these new people.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=icEtzV4y8Ns

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

that's right

keep her in the false sense of security while i sneak behind her and grab that stylish headgear

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

Poor Mrs WhiteSquirrel.

Just out buying her copy of Puzzler...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

~~puzzler~~ playgirl.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

'cor

squirl pr0n

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

'ning Cap'n

*waves weakly*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

Ningles!

You alright?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

No not really

but I'll live I expect.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

What's going on?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

Too much, and most of it just in my head.

Men woes :(

I saw my one and only true beloved yesterday, for the first time in months, whilst too drunk and stoned to speak coherently, in the company of my current main squeeze and sundry others, and it made me feel all ....... confuzzled and sad :/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

You're going to have to just pick one, I'm afraid love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

Oh I know which one I want

It's just ... complicated.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

just gimme the bag and i won't have to cut ya!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

Ooooh lovely!

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in vino veritas, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

'ning auntie!!

hows things?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

Hello second-favourite nephew!

*gives three stuck-together humbugs and a pat on the head*

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in vino veritas, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

*sits quietly on IVV's lap eating humbugs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

maybe i shouldn't have spent 6 hours playing Viva Pinata yesterday

as now i'm wondering what i need to do to make her stay in my garden
:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

throw a big net over the whole thing!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

Engage her in conversation about how young squirrels today have no respect for their elders

and how there weren't so many of these foreign greys about in here day.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

i was thinking more along the lines of

feeding her two squirms
and planting an apple tree
:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

HIT HER WITH THE SPADE

THE SPADE! THE SPADE!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

ha ha!!

now there's an idea

i thought hitting the eggs with the spade made them hatch quicker
it took me a long time to get the two sparrowtails to breed to then discover
that hitting their egg with a spade sort of erm...
killed it :(

/amateur breeders blog

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

If you hit the snake egg with a spade at the right time

you get a double headed snake!

I'm embarrassed to know this

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

Accessorise that squirrel, woman

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

*antibodies*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

'lo hunny

Are you still coffin?

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in vino veritas, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

pukin'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

*cradles voodoo doll*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

Look mate.

It's not my fault it's raining.

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Ian Woosnam, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

How many sides does that thing have?

Edit: *click*

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

It's... erm

... like... erm... electronic... erm...

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Ian Woosnam, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

He is Voldemort?

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

Plot spoiler for new book: Harry kills Voldemort

Then digs up dumbledores body for some "necro" joy

probably

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

It has a spin of 1/2

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-1/2

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cupboardy, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

Hahaha

Aces

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

hee is magician ?

how?

(picitujeromanov, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

Devastatin Dave!!!

Classic

Had the MP3 somewhere, somewhen.

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

He's a turntable slave

So an instant win!

I'm waiting for the post of the Tino cover (the pance are soo toit)

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

the true is that because of glasses...

...i see the truth

(picitujeromanov, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

Much more convincing than

the cover for "Havin a dream."

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Here it is

Devastatin' Dave - Zip Zap Rap:

homepage.ntlworld.com/steve.bell43/zipzap.mp3

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

NO TO DRUGS!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

What about "no to 80s hip-hop shit"?

*bum, tish, bum-babum, tish*

my name is dave and im here to say
welcome to B3ta and your all gay

wickywicky wah!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

(picitujeromanov, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

Oh, so droll.

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

dont deny

this tune, you'd buy
or i'll let fly
this custard pie

(the rhythm has finnaly got me. Please help)

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

that rocks!

*times changed*

(picitujeromanov, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

That's the chicken!

Fact: This became a solid foundation for most hip-hop these days.

Eminem cites as one of his influences.

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

lollz

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

80's maybe?

he should be ashamed

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

haha!!

thats how it should be!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

Your dad still hasn't posted your present yet then?

I'm sat looking at it now, you need to beg a bit harder to remind him (or else send me your address I guess?)

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oh yeah!!

me nuts!
it's a good job he hasn't posted 'em!
i moved.
i'll email you my new address later mum.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

IT IS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO LIVE IN A RAINCOUNTRY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

i live in middle europe

and godfuck i would like to choose to live in a raincountry just for fucking week

(picitujeromanov, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

I live in a droughtcountry, but recently parts of it have been floodcountry.

THIS IS A PLANET.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

when it's raining it's raining,

tears from my eyes!

oh tell me can't you see?
that my baby has left me!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

Just outside the office

Unshopped, but it doesn't have to!

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sinisterduck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

it doesn't have to what?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

....be shopped?

Just a guess..

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

get shopped

of course.

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sinisterduck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

Go shopping?

(starial, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

Rape you

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

Aww

*goes home*

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

I'm sure Caewan will rape you if you ask him nicely

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

Im not that picky to be honest

*awaits all of the bummings*

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

*bums*

HE TOUCHED ME INDECENTLY!

INTERNET POLICE! HELP ME! RAPE!

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

LIES!

It felt pretty decent to me.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

*helps warlord rape*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

yeah bitch

you love it just like that sauron loved it!

SPAAAARTAAAA!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

isn't sauron more

MOORDOORR!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

thats taggart youre thinking of

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

have shopped of course

it is not a prerequisite for lorries to go shopping.

Equal rights and all that.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

but they can carry

s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o much

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

I am feeling

Woosee now...

is it shopping time yet?

(starial, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

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