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I drewed a piccychure.

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Wallpaper sized

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:05, archived)

that's a vereh cool piccychure to drewed

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:05, archived)

cor

thass brill! I fully endore this picamature

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:10, archived)

Yes you did!

Hello cute for a b3ta bloke bloke :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)

Wait... Dixon's gay?

Everything I knew about the world is WRONG

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)

RIGHT

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)

Haha

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in vino veritas, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)

Just quoting his sig

Everything you *think* you know about the world is very much incorrect

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)

Were you the one who made the original statement?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)

nope

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)

I don't like it

It implies b3ta boys are less cute than average.

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:37, archived)

it's nothing if not a factual statement

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)

speak for yourself! *shakes fist*

*weeps*

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mugatu, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)

two words...

pink... drink...

or one word..

Daffyd

*scarpers*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)

I blame BHLC 100% for that atrocity. At least it wasn't Babycham.

EDIT: *Shakes fist*

swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

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mugatu, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)

hahahaha :)

my abiding memory of you will always be you sitting there looking slightly bemused holding this pink beverage in your hand like a vicar about to sup a small sherry at christmas :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)

It was pretty awful!

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mugatu, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)

It's not true

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)

Name one

g'wan - I dare ya!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)

I could name many

They know who they are.

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)

Keeping them all to yourself, are you?

I see how it is...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)

I like this, not a lot, but I like this

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)

Oooh

very branchy. Woo!

(is branchy a word?)

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in vino veritas, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:15, archived)

that's luvverly

...lighting looks like tree branches. I kind of knew that but I know it more now. Nice.

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enceladus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)

THE CULPRIT

He's pure evil.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:18, archived)

Oooh that's luuly!

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:27, archived)

cool :)

cfb :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)

I don't think I've ever said it...

but I do like these =)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:55, archived)

that is woo!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)

Just think how much more successful the campaigns would be.

(tommclaughlan, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:52, archived)

gonna be an RIS here m'fraid

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)

^this! in neon writing!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)

heh

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)

hmmm?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)

morons?

i don't get it ...

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)

pfft!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:43, archived)

It's a make is so pun

'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)

I think it's a play on his catch-phrase

"Make it so"

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)

Last 30 seconds of this should enlighten you

The rest of it is possibly one of the funniest things that has ever been on TV
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)

this always makes me larf like a drain

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)

We need more research

Into how many Trekkies go over the speed limit.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)

it'd have to be measured in warps

30x10^-27 warp*

*may or may not be correct

(tommclaughlan, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)

if you travelled at that speed

you would have to KLINGON for dear life
ha ha ha ha etc....

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)

What an enterprising fellow you are

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:01, archived)

Is that

On the TOS scale or the revised TNG scale?
*should maybe keep quiet*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)

For most of year 10

Maybe 11 not sure.

We spent most of a year doing posters on fucking stopping distances, with a supply teacher because our teacher could never be bothered, even though he was in school.

I still don't actaully know much about stopping distances though, because I never actually made a proper one

(Meatfish BAH, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)

Go play on the motorway and learn by doing

edit: sorry, I didn't mean that to sound overly cuntish :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)

even tho the stopping distances were set up for some kind of crap 1 litre morris contraption from 1953

or have they been updated now? (the distances, not the crap 1 litre morris contraption from 1953)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)

do one with a needle and thread

please

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)

bindun several times

images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/50/Make-It-Sew.png/250px-Make-It-Sew.png
www.b3ta.com/board/7558334

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:04, archived)

bugger it

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)

this for a compo

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:25, archived)

Disengage!

Or running over Wesley Crusher would have have been better.

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:30, archived)

Hahaha

Heathens! Make it So!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

Hometime.

Time for a quickie?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)

word!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)

pahah

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)

Pfffft

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)

LOL! Nice!

Oh the punnage!!

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..wil, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)

What's with the animated roffle?!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:43, archived)

Mr Purple amuses me

And annoys board nazis.

SCORE!

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..wil, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)

Always time for a quickie!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)

Hahaha

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)

Arf!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:43, archived)

chav kitty gang is am harder than hare gang!

(GIbbonsrwild, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:45, archived)

is that a furberry cap?

*snortle*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:46, archived)

Gufaw

(GIbbonsrwild, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:50, archived)

aw the cute little cunts!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:47, archived)

Did you say you didn't even go into work today?

You naughty lil girl.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)

spank her!!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:53, archived)

FAIL!

You forgot to say 'Surprise' first.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)

Dirty fucking scrotes!

Woo!

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)

RABBITS smoking SKUNK flipping the BIRD chasing the DRAGON and snorting HORSE

no doubt

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:49, archived)

Riding the snake

later.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)

Haha

They should remake bright eyes like like this.

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)

As promised yesterday.

(Promise made here: www.b3ta.com/board/7682709)

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

is that......

magenta spunk?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)

yours isnt magenta?!

weirdo

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)

mine isn't even spunk

(splash)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)

hee hee, technicolour porn i hear you say?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)

Mine is red

Does that make it better?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)

better? BETTER?

the only thing you better do is get to the docs mr. bleeding bollox

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)

Oh it's not blood

I've been informed it is normal by several back alley physicians.

What colour is it meant to be? Isn't it based on social rank of some kind?

I assumed the red denoted importance, like the red carpet...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)

yes yes

you go with the carpet thing

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:40, archived)

i think you

must have misheard slightly .. not "importance"

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)

i think that means you have too much razor wire in your diet

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)

It is crudely drawn.

And diseased.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)

yay!

that's a chuffing CDC

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:44, archived)

G'Night All!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)

true, dat!

*goodnight smoosh*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)

G'night Lovely!

:)

Edit: Ooops *smooshes ya right back*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)

t'ra sexy

*surprisingly passionate snogs*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

I didn't get those sort

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

are you going now?

*puckers up*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)

Well, in a moment.

/dying for a pint of Leffe blog

*Plants a big wet one on Minky*

*then kisses him*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

you can get Leffe in PINTS?

why have I not been informed of this before now...

*throws all bottles of Leffe out of the window*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)

Oh, yes. Yes indeed.

4 of those, and the world just seems to run much better. I'm sure there's no connection at all between one and the other.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)

certainly would take the edge off..

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)

*blurs*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)

*Gorillaz*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)

*erm 'that guy who did that solo album's*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:37, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)

hee hee

*snogs HARD on the FACE*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)

I think I'm in love.

Goodnight, sir :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)

nite nite very scottish mink

*mwah*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)

hee hee

i mean, och aye
*mwah*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)

so long sexy songstress

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)

*warbles*

*smooshes also*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)

yay

I was starting to feel left out :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)

awwww

*covers in smoosh-marks all over*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)

*big silly grin*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)

at 20 past 5?

bit late ain't it?

(Meatfish BAH, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)

I'm meant to be here til at least 5.30

haven't done any work since about 4.00, though.....

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)

t'ra sexy

*surprisingly passionate snogs*

;)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)

Now, that's proper gentlemanly behaviour.

:)

G'night, Sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)

G'nite

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

Cheerio

*smooshes slightly inappropriately*

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)

*enjoys rather a lot indeed*

G'night :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)

Ooh!

Lines up for more inappropriateness.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)

Tart!

G'night, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)

C'est moi!

Hoist a pint or two for me!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:42, archived)

Will do!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:44, archived)

Get me an ASBO too, while you're at it.

It's okay - I've got diplomatic immunity!

may ~~contain traces of~~ be complete lies.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:48, archived)

tatty bye golden eye

said the man with the purplish tan

I bid thee farewell

said the man holding gel

as he randomly sat on a flan

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)

Night, sir!

any news on that source pic?
:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)

good choice

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)

It is always a good choice, isn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:37, archived)

G'night you!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)

Adieu, Mon Brave!

bis morgen...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:36, archived)

Pub Quiz Night!

Beer galore!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:45, archived)

I've got me

a case of Red Stripes right here!

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)

I think you might want to go to the clinic

and get that checked out.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)

Yayses! My 700th post!

And just before my 1st b3taday too! Double yayses!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

Jesus I've posted about that many this week

congratulations to you for having far, far more of a life than I

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

well

you are injured

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)

that's no excuse!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)

'ning Deb

If it's any consolation, I'd post as much as you do if I had the time

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)

two of those weren't of your boobies:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)

Daveiswoowelldoneyeah!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

YAY

although I think Debbil's posted that many this past week.

:D

Congratumalations!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)

*scowls*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)

Pourquoi?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

*is ashamed of ridiculously high post-count*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)

me too

*is destined to loose his job within the next 6 months if this is kept up*

:(

at least you're bunking off out of the country

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)

yes

I am playing a subtle political game of making them really want me to leave by doing cock all, so it will be all joy and glee when I (finally) go. Didn't even bother to go in today :D

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)

I'm really pleased

that you don't work for me

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)

I might do ...

....

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:48, archived)

awww.

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Aenesis, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)

Profile for boris the non-swearing spider:

* a member for 1 year, 9 months and 30 days
* has posted 646 messages on the main board

i'm continually amazed that it's that low. i think the stats thing lies.

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boris the spider, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)

Well done, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)

Woo

Congrats!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)

An apple a day

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)

happiest wormingtons ever!

\o/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

o rly?

*unzips*
check the smile on this guy!

edit: wait, did i just compare my own penis to a worm?
*smacks forehead*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

penular wormington

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

run that by me again honey

edit: cock worm?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

pretty much

*is losing plot*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)

... makes you more gay?

... reduces our dependance on hay?
... causes the rope to fray?
... really woos the yay?
... really sucks all the colour out of a duck?

... all of the above

... none of the above
... other

... stop replying to my posts you sex_pest

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

how hard do you have to suck

to get the colour out of a duck?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

depends what colour it was to begin with

but I'm reconing you'd need a pressure of around -12 bar

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

hmmmm

*adjusts suction*

*note to self, -20 bar removes feathers and skin - might be too much*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)

-25 bar will turn a duck

inside out

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)

*starts the reactor*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)

*glees*

we've never taken it past -27 bar... tonight's the night!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

of course

being b3tans... we could scientifically test this if we had a collection of waterfowl and a powerful enough suction pump....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

*says nothing*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

probably for the best...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)

canard

baddum tssssshhhh

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)

oof!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

now THAT derserves comedy trombone

*comesdy trombones*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

thankee

muchlee

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)

gives Kent a reason to exist

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

Kent exists because it is nice.

I like a good ride through the country lanes on my bike.

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Aenesis, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)

I'm a good ride

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)

Why sir! I do declair!

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Aenesis, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)

and im a cunt

ry lane

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

haha

to both these replies ^

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)

This took all day to do...

Sing 'On The Good Ship lollipop' while viewing!
home.nycap.rr.com/juanvlz/lollipop.mp3

400k less killed by optimisation version here

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..wil, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)

Superb!

WOO

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!

*runs*

*comes back to click*

*runs away again*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

*does this also*

Ta-ra peeps!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)

so long Mrs. Sexy Lady

see you anon..

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

laters, girlfriend

*complex hand-shake type thing*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

put that away!

oh wait... carry on :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

doing it naked does not make it complex

*hopes for stats quote*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)

No, but

involving the cervix does.

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)

tara!

*waves*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

i cant stop thinking

can-can music

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

HA HA HA

the smile and the eyes make it perfect!

I have clicked this - let no one be in doubt about this fact!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

ooh

I clicked that •

don't know what it does though

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)

they're tryin' a catch me riding dirty!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

*trousers fall down*

oh, so thats what it does!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

when I roll up to the club all the shorties be like

DAMN 28s!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)

it's just something I drew for JJ

and then hosted on his site for him... nothing really.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)

*sings the birdie song*

perfect!
woo!
yay!
houpla!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)

Hahaha

That is so Gay!!

*click*

[ed] The obvious WYH also.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

It is isn't it?

It's the 'cat clock' eyes isn't it?

I'm gonna REALLY regret putting this on the interwebs aren't I?

Well, feck it, if you've never regretted doing something stupid, you've never done anything at all!

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..wil, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)

hahaha

Yes you are!

But your secrets safe with me
*downloads*
*opens animator*
*searches Barrymore*

;)

Also I spazzed past your redex yesterday thinking it was a Redex.

Have a wyh for that too!!!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)

Why fank U kind Sir! :)

he is the cutest little redex, ain't he?

(

..wil, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)

most woosome!

(maninthespoon, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

hahaha!

it works.
home.nycap.rr.com/juanvlz/lollipop.mp3

also, *clicks

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)

Ooh cheers!

(

..wil, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)

my pleasure sir.

also, top profile sir.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

Thanks again!

I do this with everything, just put me heart on me sleeve online, dunno why, but I've not regretted it as yet.

Yet...

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..wil, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)

cor!

time well spent!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)

I know I had a hammer around here somewhere...

clicked

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)

This scares and pleases me in equal measure

Is that Dixie?

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

Your genetic experiments SICKEN ME!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

creepy

but cool! :D

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

That thing cannot be killed enough.

*clicks*

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

Frighteningly

it synchs up remarkably well with the Pietasters' song "Girl Take It Easy".

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)

i want to kick it

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:37, archived)

and you said you were still learning to animate?

that's ace that is!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)

I am sorta re-learning

I didn't do any for a while and this business of using real life stuff is all new to me, I just figured it out a few weeks ago.

I learn fast tho!

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..wil, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)

haha!

excellent

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mutated monty, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)

Cheers feller!

Thanks very much!

(

..wil, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:52, archived)

Please don't put your fingers on the stage

Mrs. Worthington!

That is a thing of joy and beauty, in a rather creepy way!

*clicks*

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enceladus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:26, archived)

Must....click...

This is ace!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)

that's fucking brill

what did you use? after effects i'm guessing?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)

Good old fashioned Imageready and my 4 year old 3 mpxl Kodak,

2 movies converted to images, folder as frames into Imageready, then just treated each frame as a 'shop with cut n paste.

I got the timing to match by doing both parts to the same music track and just double timing with my head, so there were 20 frames to the hand and 10 frames to the head, that way I would only have to cut out 10 heads and then repeat them. The comedy 'large chin, small forehead' effect is purely angle of shot BTW.

I joined the head to the hand by putting a dot on my neck (a pendant in fact) and matching it up to a felt-tip dot on my hand.

The arm was removed very simply by taking a still frame from the same vantage point as I took the movie of the fingers, adjusting it to match the background exactly, and setting a small portion of it from above to just at the point where the head covers the wrist.

After that, flatten frames and tweak a few seams here and there.

Simple, but quite a lot of work, hence the 'Took All Day To Do', but it was made much simpler by good prep and choices of backgrounds, and I just wanted to see if it would work the way I thought it would.

Shame optimisation kills the effect a lot as the final movie looks perfect!

*edit* Oop, it got FPed! Well there's all my cool out the window! LOL!

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..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)

That's proper grand that is.

Raised a smile.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)

Pfffft. "Chocolate star."

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:24, archived)

hahahaha! braw!

an now I have the good ship lollipop lodged in my heid and it won't come out.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:39, archived)

ooh

Easier than building a good ship in a bottle :)

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Jimmer still not dead at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

haha!

that's fantastic!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

Goodcat.

..........
..........
..........
..........
..........

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

why, mr jj

with these "goatse" and "i love horses" you are really spoiling us

(

boris the spider, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

I feel the need to point out:

it's NOT goatse!
I'm not gonna get bogged down in another naughty nun/tubgirl debacle.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

Wheres a goatse?

Ning and well done jj.
The frog will give me nightmares for months.

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Cae1, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

What's goatse?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

Google it.

And bring all your mates around to your monitor as you do so.
They'll love it.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)

So it's nothing to do with the money markets then?

See you losers tomorrow. Have a good 'un.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

disgraceful!

Woo to you, sir!

G'night!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

depends what it's looking at

... probably other goats

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)

baddum tsssshhhh

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

come on

that at least deserves comedy trombone!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh ok

brrrrrraaaarrrrrrup

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

Score!

thanks - I'll be here all week, try the soup, it's got a really tasty profit margin!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

this is true

it's the wikipedia entry, for anyone who still somehow doesn't know goatse and doesn't want to find out by googling it and seeing the full horror.

also i was careful not to click anything without hovering over it anyway. months of "i love horses" has made me paranoid :)

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boris the spider, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

frogs a granny four kings?

Foxy lady *sings the song*
yiff yiff yiff grrrwl etc
i think he's lost his keys?
edit : threesome? are you adding / changing these links?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

What a minefield!

Nice hand action, there. And a big UGH for three out of four sneaky dots.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

^this

*flusters*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

My dear!

Are you flustered over hand action? I've got action hands right here!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

well, it certainly wasn't the frog

;)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

: p

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

although Goodcat's a bit clean-cut for my tastes

big though!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

I Say!

0_0

Nice work, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

barbedcocktastic

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

pfft!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)

ha ha ha

I found it .

WOO YAY

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

Bloody hell!

I'm going to send my bill for monacles directly to you in future.

(

Weetobix, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

haha

i found it, eventually!

Woo

(

Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

haha

i didn't even think there was another picture down there, finally tracked it down.

(

boris the spider, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

.....cor.....

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

Fucking pervert.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)

It was the last time Al was invited to the Ashenden Christmas Lunch...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)

Hahahahahaaa

brilliant!

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)

beautifully done

m'dear

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)

ahh the old memes are the best!

(

Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

yay!

b3ta.com/board/7685342

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

hahaha, that expression is priceless, nicely done

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

hahaha!!

fabness

&&woo clicky

(

McBadger COW, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

hahahaha

excellent!
Leisure-Suit Beattie loves it!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)

You sir

Are the master of Tattyshop!

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

far far from it, sir, but thanks :)

/I only really use a basic set of tattyshop tools;

clone, blur, add noise, brightness/contrast, burn and photo filter

does wonders

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

You forgot the 'great ideas generator' feature

Which seems to be exclusive to your version.

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

oh hush now :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

This

noon Patchy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

Hello Freebs

I was just thinking about you.

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

Bloody fantastic!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

Brilliant!

Props to you, TGA!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

Pffft!

excellent

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

pffft

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

Oh,now that is class.

Well done sir!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

hahaha pfff

Look at you now! Dick fucking Beattie!

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)

Hahahaha

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

Oi! Gruntfuttock! I need me anti-spang hat back!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

Terrible! ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)

*happily hands it over to DTH*

here ya go!

And nicely, Sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)

*antispangs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)

*borrows Micto's Killing knives*

Top one Dayve

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

Needs more

sexual fascism

(

rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)

she wasn't wealthy from giving shit away

(

phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

arf

(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

the other arf!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)

I feel compelled to point out

that you should use 'lt' rather than '<' for stringwise comparisons

/geek blog

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

this is true

but '<' makes more sense to my target audience.

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phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)

the guilt got to me

so i fixed it.

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phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

Out shoe shopping at lunch time.....

*gets out anti spanging hat*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

hahahaha!!

*spangs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

it's...

a pair of pumps. In your hand...
Hand.. pumps...

I profess a lack of Spang due to excess RIS
edit: Fucking hell, have a massively belated SPANG

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

I think it's just pumps...

but I expect more

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

You're so demanding!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

isnt that the bell at the end of a sex change operation?

Edit: Wait. *makes coat from spanging pans*
*gets coat*
*throws self down some stairs*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

*glees*

*fwaps*

*spluffs*

Er... you alright there? Need a hand?

*proffers hand*

*pulls hand back, wipes on back of troos, proffers again*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

thanks

but I dont deserve help

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

OK.

*kicks*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

sweet cunting jesus

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

sorry

*snuddles*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

*emglomps*

don't do it again

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

Got any O's?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

Mon Repose, Os!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

It was the brass band last night :)

birthday tv heaven

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

No! And I missed it!

Although I have that on cd.

Catch Top Gear?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

but of course :)

btw, T.T.R. ITV3 or ITV4 (one of the two) - saturdays 8.55pm and repeated sundays at 6pm

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

Will bear that in mind, ta!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

Total Transvestite Revolution?

or maybe Toy Turnip Race?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

I'm sure I've got some here somewhere....

*rummages in big bag of vowels*

*prepares for strike-through replies*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

....

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

..... Got any P's?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

Well, I have one in my name.

But I'm keeping that one.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

no... Tins of Peas

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

v b

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

typical!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

Too, too easy

You mopped me up earlier - mind wringing me out?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

Oooh - I say!

Anytime, honeybun....

*adds an extra big smoosh to that*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

*enjoys*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

ahem....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

You froze me!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

so,

don't you want me to thaw you out?
*waggles eyebrows*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

I think I already volunteered to warm up her chilly bits...

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

You did, and I was too busy to answer

Warm away!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

You've got big vowels?

Have you seen a doctor about that? It might be serious.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

I know.

Irritating Vowel syndrome.

Discovered by Janet Street_Porter

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

Having a vowel movement?

(that situation whilst playing Scrabble when one's rack contains no consonants)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

v b

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

*tsk*

You.....what are you like?

*mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

*besmooosh*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

that sounds quite close to 'bewitched'

which, by your lovely self, I already am - of course....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

*puts a spell on you*

*becau-la-dah-n-dee-dah-um-wah-deedle-dah-ooh-m-wah-se you're miiiiiiiiiiiine*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)

Ha ha

You'll be needing that hat.

Also earlier I wasn't taking the piss.

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

I know - I'm sorry if I came across all arsey....

that's what comes of dealing with Americans in one's line of work.

:)

Edit: They were the ones winding me up! Not You! :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

>:|

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

whyso >:| ?

I don't understand what that may mean.

/not good with emoticons blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

That's an angry face

Cos of the dissing Americans.

/is American

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

The clue was "in one's line of work"

That is by no means all encompassing.

/was not generalising

Edit: Oh, I fucking well give up....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

has your sig always been the Dukes?

*can't remember*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

I asked him something along those lines earlier and he got all quiet on me.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

I'm sorry - I honestly didn't see that.

too much w*rk on today.

Edit: See below!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

It wavers between The Dukes and other Partridge/Moulding material...

:)

Dependent on my mood.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

Oh, OK

*climbs down off high horse*

*awaits smooshing*

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

* gets in line

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

*smooshes like the half-dutch sex-bomb that he is*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

shouldn't that read

/ is a CUTE american?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

Ha ha ha

I have a face like a boot.

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

haha

you remind me of Kristin Hersh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

*googles*

My original comment still stands.

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

silly person

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

I'm laughing in spite of myself.

You're much cuter than a boot. I was thinking something more along the lines of a 3-1/2" pump or slingback, or maybe even one of those leather mules in hot pink...

Um, I'm just going to glide back over to my corner over there...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

you charmer, you....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

I'm guessing Prada or Jimmy Choo at the very least...

*hopes that won't be misinterpreted as well*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

lies.

this can't be true, you have humour and everything, there must be at least 90% british blood coursing through your veins.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

About 27%

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

you live here though don't you..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

Yes

I talk like an English as well. A posh one.

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

near enough.

it's probably more than most of us brits.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

not the angry eyes!!

WE'RE DOOMED!!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

Now now...

~~We're~~ I'm not ALL bad.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

You have automatic exception, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

Ta!

That's why I keep coming here.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

are you USAican?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

Good Heavens!

I thought it was obvious! Or am I atypical somehow?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

There ain't that many who would use the expression 'Good Heavens'

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

Well, I maybe pick up an accent when I've been here all morning

So maybe I don't say that in real life, but I love teaching my kids slang that doesn't go over too well in school. It's how they know Dad's not cool. They wouldn't know it any other way...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

i thought you just worked over there

and came from britain...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

My great uncle told me I've got relatives that fought on the Colonists' side in the 1770's

...against the British, but I'm thinking that somewhere along the lines, I've got to have British blood in me too. And Irish, and German, and French Canadian, and God knows where else...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)

*spangs just below hat level*

*smooshes as well*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

four candles.

*spangs

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

OOOOF!

Nice shadowness!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

two small robots in your hand?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

hahahaha!

Well done you. :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

i'm eating ice cream and wearing shorts because i'm on holiday!

even if it is about 12 degrees in here
what is it then? i've got headache

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

I almost RISed but then I got it. Bravo.

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

spang

hurrah - I've just managed to shop b3ta into a bit of work for a client - they'll never notice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

Show us

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

haha

in fact, it's the board with your warning signs on it

they won't go for it though, cos the concept is poor...gah, I'd post it if bloody Acrobat would work

edit:

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

that's it, leave it with us, we'll sort something out they'll go for.
what was the brief again?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

"make it more sexy"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

obvious CDC?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

hehe briefs

pants pants pants do a little dance in your magic pants
*does the pance dance*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

What's it for?

Is it to promote IT solutions?

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

^ this!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

^this^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

i have the same pair

but in black

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

i cant stand greasy handshakes

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

oil have to agree with you there

to be sure to be sure

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

As the nights draw in and the wind turns a chill

Have this what I saw when climbing the hill:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

oooo, reminds me of knightmare!

"welcome, watchers of illusion,
to the castle of confusion"

/80's kiddie d&d gameshow blog

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

everyone remembers knightmare

the last series was a flop though

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

that would shit anyone right up

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

hahahahaha!

i didn't think it was possible for those two to look any worse, but you've proved me wrong!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

the collaboration with Ramsay was also a flop...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

pfff!

i like this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

hahahahaha

I can't stop smiling now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

fart oo nice

have a "click"

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

do you know what a "click" is?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

"thinks"

an ice cream with bones in it

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

i don't think he does.

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Just Flange, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

It's certainly possible

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

you obviously know something we don't

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

you can only click new pics

eejit

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)

"hmm"

click click click click click click
click click click click click click
click click click click click click
click click click click click click

etc etc

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

I wanna click! I wanna click!!

That's excellent.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)

Use the breadfist!

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

what lights up on the wall?

spooky!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

My tag.

EDIT: I don't know why, though.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

woooOOOOooooo

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

I'm so sorry...

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

TOAPOAPIAPP

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Just Flange, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

text on a pic of a poo in a pint pot?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

exactly!

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Just Flange, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

since when were they called pots?

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

since the dawn of time i think.........er......yep....just about then.

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Just Flange, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

thats shit

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

you're a trained observer, aren't you?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

for i am captain ovbious!

yes i can't spell either!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

Helloooooo

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Ian Woosnam, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

eek!

does it get radio 4

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

hahahahha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

Cracking braces!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

EGG FACE!! FACE EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG!

EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGGEGGEGGEGG!!!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

he's got a big egg face

he's got the body of an egg and the face of an egg...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

Aha!

We're actually on the board at the same time today.

What are the odds?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

1:1

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

the odds?

wasn't that a sitcom about someone's wacky and/or zany neighbours?

edit: i'm off now, chinese surprise horsemeat is calling me...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

Put a pony in your pocket indeed

That made me chortle greatly.

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

hahaha, oldies are the best

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

in communist russia, horses fool you.

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Just Flange, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

hahaha

this made me do an office splutter.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

Rodovitch, you pvotchka

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

Pryvet, Dave.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

haha this made me do an office grin.

i avoid lol'ing.

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Just Flange, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

Translation:

To trade
runners
independently

Try:
Троттер независимые торговцы

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numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

how did you do that?

i can't get cyrillic to work on b3ta... :-(

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)

mange tous

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

oi!!

who're you calling a clown, chump?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

Yes!!11one

I love it!

*clicks*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

haha ace!

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Just Flange, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

hah!

Grrrreat.

I like hedgehogs though.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

yay

for 3-wheeled hedgehog death!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

We had a near miss with a squirrel yesterday

If I had been holding a VideoCamera at the time I would have earned £200 or whatever they're paying of late.

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

you drive a 3 wheeler

/aicmfp :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

Bile yellow

Too ;)

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

'Near Miss'?

Then you hit it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

No!

He ran out in front of us, and if he'd kept his speed up he'd have made it to the other side.

But them he saw the traffic on the other side, spazzed out, narrowly missed that traffic, and ran back into our path. If Mrs P hadn't braked he would have been mush, but I saw him dissapear over the wall.

Squirrels always cause us grief!

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Monty Propps, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

Yeah!

£200!!!
Back in 1986 it was a lot of money!!!
Nowadays it's barely more than minimum weekly wage!!
Unless it's £200 everytime it's repeated.( serioulsy doubt that)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

ver' noice

I have clicked this.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

dinner time!

Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha he looks so satisfied.

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Just Flange, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

pfff!

he has that "i'm just letting my stomach settle until dessert arrives" look.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

satchel!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

this

a lot

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

typed in a small font as not to feel stupid... what am i missing?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

erm

www.comics.com

look up "get fuzzy"

enjoy

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

90 matches found....

link plz?
edit : *googles "get fuzzy comic" ahah - i see what u mean

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

hahahaha, brilliant!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

ha ha ha

Woo!
this is great!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

hahaha!

I wouldn't ever want to drive one of those

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

Aww!

Hedgehogs are nice.

Boo to Del!

woo for pic.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

hedgehogs are nice

baked in clay and served up with wild mushroom rice.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

you sound like my kinda lady

:)
dammit i'm hungry again

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

heheheh

i'm going the chinese in an hour, so i may well end up eating surprise horsemeat...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

in pitta bread and chilli sauce?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

Lady?!?!?

*tidies hair up*
*combs beard*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

yes

i is a lady. i gots boobs and everything!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

yay bewbs!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

Where do you work...

"mostly nekkid" ??

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

at home....

...i like to be comfortable and freak out the neighbours...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

I have nothing against eating them! (if you can)

I like pigs!
But I like pigs better, in a roll with ketchup on!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

pigs are great, aren't they?

bacon, sausages, chops, ham, gammon, ribs, is there anything they can't do?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

they rarely fly...

but im sure the price of bacon would go up if they did it more often!
:D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

yes, but

they would surely lose weight, making their bacon leaner and their belly pork quite shit. i'm glad they don't fly.

also, can you imagine a pig shitting on your head from a great height?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

macrame

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

hahahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

hahahaha!

only fools would have been funny if they did this.
they didn't, which is why it wasn't.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

that's awesome :D

*clicks*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

haha sweet

altough i heard this in joke form many years ago

(Cluster, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)

Thanks for all the kind words, everyone!

Made the time spent searching for source images all the more worthwhile :D

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)

Noisy version

I updated the mofaha rss feed over the weekend if anyone's interested :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

thass pretty cool man.

A bit grainy tho, not the background but the edges of the girl, kinda like bad aliasing.

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Just Flange, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

Yeah

it was drawn fairly smooth, I jaggied edges on purpose using levels (mainly). I wanted a different look on this, kind of sharp and maybe over-copied or something, and I guess that failed really... I think what's come out of it though is that it looks almost inked which I think looks ok, but maybe I should have approached it differently and just digitally inked it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

I like it the way it is

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

not really a complaint tho, it's fecking ace, i like how vivid she seems in the foreground.

the colours on the scarf work very well to.

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Just Flange, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

i like this much

it has that hazy late 70s feel to it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

ARGH TURN IT DOWN!!

*goes deaf*
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

Very peaceful.

Its making me dreamy.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

i rather like this

a lot.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

Oooh I do rather love that

How did you make it?

Sorry for picking your brains. Again.

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in vino veritas, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

Haha

it's basically a shaded sketch that's been hardened up with a 'Levels' adjustment layer. The finer shading/detailing on the figure is on a masked-out layer so I can just paint bits in where it's needed. The shading layer was made by playing with Levels until it was mainly just greys. The colouring is all done with masked hue/sat adjustment layers.
When it was pretty much in shape I made a couple of merged copies and messed with the blending mode of the top copy. For a while I had it slightly offset and got some interesting effects, but settled for this in the end.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

Very woo

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

Wow, did you do all those dots yourself?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

He sneezed

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

To answer your question down there

Yes, it does apply, but in a good way.

(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

You're making me think good thoughts now.

And marking my calendar for the projected big round number

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

Yes. Every last one of them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

Bring da noise!

lovely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

Lully as usual!!

*clicks*

Can I see that other version please?

if it's not too much trouble

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

Here :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

ahh thats better

i prefer this

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

I dunno which I prefer

They're both great!

Thanks

/sorry got busy at work blog

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

the brilliance of that can not be expressed through words

*starts to do the brilliance dance*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

*left left ... shimmy, scuttle...

twirl, jump, ADVENTURE, splits*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

*bugaloo*

*the robot*
*the future robot*
*the cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

i like the top half of the picture the most

great speckling

nice work, though

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

Something I did last night, turned into a lovely shiny wallpaper

Click for desktop-sized (37KB)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

Are

his ears alight?

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

neat

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

now

that's good

everything else you've ever done has been shite

edit: can you change rape to something else before i set it as a desktop?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

butter "love"

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

surprise love

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

the devil you know.

also, woo and stuff.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

*surprises*

you like it, don't you?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

unexpected horse love?

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

best of all the love

except zebra love, for zebras have the most massive* schong.

really

it's scary

*is still traumatized*

_{*not strictly true, but neither a whale, nor a barnacle is that impressive}

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

No. It's hip and daring and challenging.

And I can't be arsed.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

I hope that's your /stats quote

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

I will now avoid posting for the next week

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

noooo

my plan backfired

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

It'll make a change from "hahahahaha"

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

cunt

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

yes please

with extra sauce

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

hahaha

*tangos*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

haha

I demand you marry me in a hot air balloon, immediately.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

this is fun

with an added dose of other fun

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

Swanky!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

That's a neato!

:)

have you checked with the threadless authorities yet?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

I had a quick run through their rules last night

and it did say it wasn't keen on anything rude. Rape is pretty rude.

Could be worth an email, mind.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

Maybe 'butter love' is better here

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

KEkekekekekeke

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

Now that is wonderful

unfortunately I have a personally designed bespoke desktop by Freebs of Kensington, so I couldn't possibly... otherwise I would.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

That's so cute :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

^ this

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XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

It's like a sponge,

but even better.

Hello you!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

super happy butter time!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)

I think we all know the real explantion for Diana's death.

Clearly it was the work of the Illuminati under the control of the Elders of Zion and sanctioned by the royal family who are all shapeshifting aliens and the tunnel itself was an alien landing site and the thirteenth pillar was on the grassy knoll and shot first *gasp*.

Anyway, have a gif.

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

Sauniere and yet so far

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

Mighty punnage

Have a woo and a time cube.

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

*vanishes*

*wakes up in Sainsbury's*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

A fate worse than death

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

*SPANG*

and the princess is gone

/Barry Scott blog

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

Of course, it's all so simple....

No wait, it's needlessly complicated

(Woo! BTW)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

in response to your message below,

here is a biggererer version of the Verbroon painting www.b3tards.com/u/83eb5a530de2090d7838/girlwith_the_loop_earring.jpg

Edit: About 500k btw...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

Thanks *saves*

'tis excellent!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

thank you

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

Ooh ta!

Have one back

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Weetobix, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

Yay!

Look at him dance!

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

LIES

the royal family are not shape-shifting aliens

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

You are David Ike AICMFP

didn't he claim that the world was run by giant lizards in disguise?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

he did

and still does i believe. I think he has schizophrenia.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

Or perhaps like John Wayne says at the end of that film about Jesus

"He truely is the son of gawd"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

*puts on turquoise tracksuit*

indeed he did/does

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

David Icke believes many things

His beliefs are like a russian doll of crazy, but instead of getting less crazy as you go down they get more and more mental.

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

Daily Mail fuels conspiracy shocker

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=486340&in_page_id=1770

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

The Daily Mail reports scurrilous gossip?!

It's like my whole world's been turned upside down!

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

Surprise witness after surprise witness...Lionel Hunt would be proud

Alberto Repossi, who is expected to ~~be a key witness~~ have an immediate accident, said that he had been intimidated by Scotland Yard detectives from the official inquiry into their fatal car crash.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

megalolz

*clicks*

(Multi-Coloured Pop Shop "twat with a ukulele", Mon 8 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

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