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Makes up for the Gordon's thing?

Had to try and redeem myself :)

(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

TOAP!

I'M NOT QUITE GETTING THE CONNECTION BETWEEN FOXES AND TURTLES THOUGH.

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)

ln(FOXES³ * sqrt(3456)) = TURTLES

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

I knew

Squirtle would be involved somehow.

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)

RIS

but i like the turtle with a fox's head

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)

nice fontage there!

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Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

I had to build the extra ones from the other letters... :S i think it took a while... can't remember, it may not have.

But it probably did.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)

You should have just downloaded the font

www.typenow.net/files/themed/turtles.zip

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

They'll never guess with this disguise

(SometimesSean, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

hehehe!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

zaphod!!!

did you bring me back anything nice?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

yup...

one dead kiwi bird. Is that okay?

owch, myhead!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

*treasures*

it's the bestest!!

except for the nuts mum and dad got from germany....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)

On the way there, I got detained by the cops on the 2 hour stop-off in Los Angeles.

...I was pulled out for anti-terrorism random interrogation. I wasn't told why I was being taken away... nor were Mrs ZW and our four small sons... "You MAY be able to get back on your flight" the bastard cops said. I made the flight with 5 mins to spare, after being interrogated needlessly... didn't help that I didn't know where I was staying in NZ; didn't know how many passports I have had, and they didn't like my answer to "why are you here in America?" - "because the plane was going to run out of fuel".

owch, myhead!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)

That makes my fucking blood boil

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)

imagine what Mrs ZW was like then...

Lt. Joe McNally, if you're reading this, you're a complete and utter, utter (MOD EDIT: now now, ZW, you know they read these pages)

owch, myhead!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

Well I mean it's not even as if you wanted to be there.

Right, I'm growing a beard for San Francisco in January.
Mind you, with the mince on me they'll just point me towards the Castro.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

YOU'RE RIGHT

HE DOES SOUND LIKE A CUNT.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

give him a break, he's just scared of the terrorists who want to rape his gran and cut his garden bushes into curious shapes

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

THEY HATE OUR FREEDOMS

QUICK! GIVE UP ALL FREEDOMS!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)

something vaguely similar happened to a mate of mine

going to NZ via the US.
As I recall it was all a bit
'where is your US visa?'
'I don't need one, this is a refuelling stop over, I'm not actually technically entering your country'
'right, please sit on this plastic chair in this small room for 2 hours while we aggressively ask you a million question'
'ffs, k'

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)

My gov't

never fails to embarrass me.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

gaaaaaAAAAAAAARGH

what Geoff said

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)

What Mighty Nibus said

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)

sorry, i was called away!

that is un-fucking-believable!!
your poor little kids must've been terrified.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)

yay for the land of the free

if you are foreign you could destroy america at any moment

fucking useless power trip crap

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

that's an STD I'm unfamiliar with

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

*familiarises roughly*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)

*lubes up*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

heheh

www.b3ta.com/board/7688768

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

is it Wee Jimmy Krankie?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

more regal than that...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

King Wee Jimmy Krankie of Greece (1808-1816)?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)

I believe grease WAS involved...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

HA HA HA!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

IS HE SAYING "CAN YOU FEEL MY THUMB IN YOUR BOTTOM?"

FOLLOWED BY "TADAAAAA!"?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

it's fool proof!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

jk ftw

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

I was dead impressed

the way they unswirled it on the telly. Mind you, idiot, why didn't he just use a black line across the face like every other criminal does? Of course he deserves to get caught for being an evil kiddy fiddler, but moreso for being a stupid cunt.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

Five bloody years!

That's gotta be some cake you've brought in for us!

*wanders off muttering "Five bloody years!"

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)

Cake

is a drug.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

pft......

scary thing is all i first thought that it was a goatse... i think i need a break from B3ta

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caffeinefreak, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

I think I heard

you dropping an idea into a few heads there

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

Consolidate Your Loan-Consolidation Companies

(nicklondon, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

hahaha!!

alone in the office LOL!!
i like the small print!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

hahah

where do I sign?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

*EXPOSES CHEST*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

*signs*

wait...what are these lumpy bits?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

WELCOME

PLEASE POST STUFF THAT YOU MADE YOURSELF.

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

how'd you know he didn't?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

I don't

but it seems to be the fashion at the moment to flame new posters, and the file size was ok, so I took a punt.

SHIT - FORGOT THE CAPS

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

*rolls newspaper*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)

WOW!

...that's some spliff!

owch, myhead!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

Cheers,

don't worry, i did make it myself..

thanks :-)

(nicklondon, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

ZOMG PROOF OF THIS CRIME PLEASE SO I CAN START THE FLAMING

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

Sounds like business as usual

Nice first image
Welcome aboard
Pull up a kitten
Shop a chair
You'll never leave
etc etc....

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

hahaha!

grand.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

HAHAHAHA

NICE

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

Cunts.

And Woo! Welcome :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)

IS HE

HANGING HIMSELF?

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)

i think so....

and in a non fishnet stockings satsuma in the mouth type of way...... whats this board comming to?

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caffeinefreak, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)

satsuma?

that'd never work, not tart enough. needs to be lemon or lime

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

It looks like

Simon Cowbell in there to me

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jon_tanner, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

haha....

Happy b3taday btw

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caffeinefreak, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

lol, I hate that advert!

wooo and yay!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

nice one.
welcome.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

For mediocre

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

cor, lovely, I do like these.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

I like them more.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

ha!

trelly has a storker!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

YOU GETS ANOTHER CLICK

I LIKE HELLOCANS.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

These are Braw!

I've seen peacock kingfisher and now pelican

any chance of a puffin please?
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

rats!

great minds eh?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

fools......

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

rush in

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

Where

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)

Eagles

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

Dare

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

Poop

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

See the macaws?

Here

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

Fab!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

caw blimey...

looks like the one on the right has pooped rather substantially...

owch, myhead!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)

FORGET PUFFINS

GUILLEMOTS ARE WHERE IT'S AT WHEN IT COMES TO THE AUK FAMILY.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

AUK N ROLL

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

magpies would kick all there asses.

and steal all your gold while at it.

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

but we're talking Alcidae

not Corvidae!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

Yes, puffins are ace

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

YOU'RE A DAMN FOOL. GUILLEMOTS!

GUILLEMOTS I TELLS THEE!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

They're ace too

but less ace than, say, puffins

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)

I WILL NEVER ACCEPT THIS.

THE LEAGUE TABLE OF AUKS AND THEIR DERIVATIVES IS AS FOLLOWS:

1) GUILLEMOT
2) LITTLE AUK
3) RAZORBILL
4) MURRELET
5) PUFFIN

THERE'S NO PROOF OF THIS BUT IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)

I'd pay good money to hear Mr Miyagi read this list out

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)

I'LL CHIP IN IF YOU DO.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)

what about the great auk?

just cos they're extinct you can't ignore them

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)

THEY GOT KNOCKED DOWN TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP LEAGUE

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

*takes notes*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

What about the razorbills?

won't anyone think of the razorbills?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)

THEY CAME THIRD IN THE AUK LEAGUE.

WHEN I WORKED ON THE FAMILY BIRD SANCTUARY WE CALLED OUR RAZORBILL RODNEY. HE BIT ME ONCE BECAUSE I TAUNTED HIM WITH A FISH.

/EDITTED TO MAKE A BIT MORE GRAMMATICAL SENSE TYPE THING PROPER NICE

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)

reminds me of a story about cormorants

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

I'VE GOT ONE OF THOSE TOO.

PEOPLE CONFUSING THEM FOR SHAGS MADE ME LOL

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

hahaha, a COMMON error

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

KINDLY ACCEPT A LOL FROM ME

ALSO ROFL

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

tell me any good books

published by Guillemots then, eh? eh?

Puffins rule.

owch, myhead!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

No, but they do make reasonable

pretentious indie folk music!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

ALL PUFFIN BOOKS ARE ACTUALLY PUBLISHED BY GUILLEMOTS.

THEY JUST USE THE FLAMBOYANT IMAGES OF THEIR ODDBALL COUSINS TO APPEAL TO WOMEN AND CHILDREN MORE. REAL MEN BUY GUILLEMOT BOOKS.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

*visits strobes in disbelief...*

*returns, cap in hand*

You're correct - my apologies.

owch, myhead!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)

looks like a pastal

is it?
the picture I mean not the type of Bird

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

That's totally ace, Ms Trelly!

You've got more talents in your little finger than I've got in my...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

aha!!

i keep missing you.
if you in the states isn't it really late/early over there?
don't you sleep?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

I'm -0500 to GMT

So it's about 9:30 am right.....

NOW

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

ohhhh....

rightyo then!

i'll stop pestering you now!
;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

have coffee

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

thats your answer for everything!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

Not EVERYTHING

but I like her other answers just as much!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)

fast work!!!

do a puffin!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

that's far from the madding crowd

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

COOL!

HOW ARE YOU DOING THESE?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

WITH A GRAPHICS TABLET AND GIMP

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

OSMOSIS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

I HAVE NO IDEA

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO ARTISTIC TALENT, I JUST WONDERED IF IT WAS SOMETHING CUNNING OR GOOD DRAWING SKILLS.

EDIT: I'll be going to the Blackpool bash too, have you found somewhere good to stay? I haven't started looking yet.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

Yay!

and just in time too, for I am about to go into another meeting ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

Go in without your Trousers on

and act like nothing is wrong. Always good for a laugh.

/been fired more times than a professional Human Cannon Ball Blog

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)

*considers doing this*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)

raaaaaaaaark

you're very good at this, I am jealous

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

these get better and betterer

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)

Is that a lovely Shag?

Or what?

(Gobshite, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)

gorgeous...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

I only just found the time to spazz back through today's posts

and this and the other two are great :)

hoping to see more image posts by you in the future, 
pzy

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

Blimey Mrs

carry on

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

cor lovely!

TJ : they stole my SkUGosarus!
journalpics.net/images/scrapergifs2/B3TA20071004225230.gif :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

AND MY HELICOPTER!!!!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)

i am not amused

*phones the internet police*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

This postal strike is a little grittier than previous ones.

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

Ha ha...

1st Class :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

To be frank . . .

that's an awful pun

it's not even past the water(mark)shed
gleeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

Nice

delivery! We can always rely on you to stamp your authority on proceedings.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

I'm always pushing the pun envelope

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

YOU'RE A PILLAR(box) OF THE PUN COMMUNITY.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

I do have quite a large

collection . . . except on sundays and bank holidays
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

Well,

that's me licked.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

Philately will get you nowhere.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

Hahahaha!

First class pun!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

Yes, we need to stamp out this level of humour

Edit - shitbollockseverytimesomeoneelsegetstherefirst

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

you're sacked!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

No need to get

MAILevolent!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

*(Postman) Pats head*

there there . . .
HONK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

who are you addressing your comments to?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

My pun was added to Daves post

my girly whine about being beaten to the "Stamp" joke relates to the fact that 'C Sisters' got there first.

Edit - Shit, i'm so stupid...sorry..."addressing"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

No worries - I was making a lame attempt at getting ADDRESS in there

with the rest of the awful puns.

edit: emphasis on No Worries! pfft!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

SO YOU DID THE SECOND DELIVERY

OF THAT JOKE?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

I admit that it was hardly a first class effort

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

WELL YOU DON'T GET A (penny) BLACK MARK FOR IT

THERE'S G.P.O.NLY SO MANY POST-BASED PUNS.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

When it comes to puns, it's all about the delivery

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)

That humor

belongs in the com-post heap

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

Sorted

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

go on Dave, post it....

you know, my FAVE image of yours...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

nah!

G'wan then . . .
especially for Archie!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

"Help I'm in the attic" forced a massive lol :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

^ This.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

hahahah

I love this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

no matter how many times I see 'Look out! It's Frtiz'! I rofl :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

hehehe!

Compo'ed for clicky C];0)
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

he he

I made a lol

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

Still one of my favourite b3ta pics ever :)

after all these years!

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slight yoinks!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

err . . .

there appears to be some doubt about the one on the left . . .
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

only some?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

doubt?

and, which left?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

dum
tish

happy b3taday!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

Ta!

I posted these last night to celebrate:

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

pffft!

HAPPY B3TABLESSEDAY!!

*CAYKES*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

Many

Thanks Sir!

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

gahhhh

kill it with parcels!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

Hahaha!

YUK!

I'm not pushing me parcel in there!
hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

that's where parcels come out

wrapped in brown...er...paper

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

hahahaha

i wouldn't want to get my hand caught in that!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

hehehehe ace

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

NYOM NYOM NYOM

FEED ME MAILS

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)

Oh.... god......

*pun death*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

TJ: isketch anyone?

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

Go for it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

pffft!

...although the red triangular 'no rockets' one is technically a warning sign, so should really be a red circle with a diagonal red line through it, not a triangle.

/pedant's corner

owch, myhead!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)

IT COULD JUST BE EXPLAINING

THAT THERE ARE NO ROCKETS.

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)

BESIDES

THE GUY IS GETTING A BOLLOCKING FOR NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH AT IT, OF COURSE HE'S MAKING MISTAKES.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

Fair do's...

Serves him right I guess.

owch, myhead!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)

if only they'd just let him get on with it

and stop trying to micromanage him he'd be fine!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

Precisely

WARNING: NO ROCKETS!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)

UNLESS IT'S WARNING YOU THAT THERE AREN'T ANY ROCKETS.

HANDY SORT OF THING TO KNOW IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO STEP OFF THE LAUNCH GANTRY.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

That's why I tried to hide it away under the ruler!

:)

EDIT: or it could be the reason why the guy is puzzled!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

Good point, well made.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

hahaha

I didn't spend enough time on the back-story to this!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)

THIS MADE ME DO A ROFL

ALSO MINOR THREADJACK, WHEN GOING TO SUBWAY DON'T ASK FOR "FUCKING LOVELY MEAT". THEY JUST GET CONFUSED AND ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

hahah

also, don't ask anyone in Greggs for 'a cream bun' - cos they'll give you two and then complain if you only want one, not that it was an extra free cream bun, it was a different one that I didn't want, and the guy said "But you asked for two!" and I said "No I didn't" and then he got the arse cos he'd put them in a box by then, and I couldn't see what he was doing cos he was behind the counter so I didn't notice he'd put them in a box, then he started tutting as he took the cream bun I didn't want out of the box. I still got the box though, whichc was a good thing cos it was raining.

68p, btw.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

indeed

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The BrownHaze, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)

Hahaha!

punpunpunpunpun!
what about flares?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I snorted and everything

*writes 'I like this' on his moniter and clicks furiously*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

He should compo it, then we could click it for real

then we could click it for realand then he could un-compo it and no-one would be any the wiser!
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)

I like this idea

its so crazy it might just work

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

he hasn't done it though

so I've clicked ignore . . .

Dave? Where are you?

DAVE!!?
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

*gets lost in the ignore dimension*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

pfff!

woo for aussie slang!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

hahaha! Botany

is the only true rocket science.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

Probably bindun...

but I wanted to celebrate being back...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

*secret handshake move* +5 rings

likes this :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)

Thought you might be quick to comment on this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)

hahaha, whatever can you mean ;)

*rolls up trouserleg*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

I have no idea

*waxes leg*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)

* waxes poetic *

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

*looks, just to make sure you're doing it right*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

what are the membership criteria?

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

there are three main criteria, whcih i am not at liberty to discuss freely here

however, I believe one may google for said requirements if you're interested

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)

1.) penis

C]:0(

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

nope, there are female lodges these days.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)

DO THEY ALLOW LAB MANAGERS TO JOIN?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

they'll allow most people in these days :)

it's good

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)

HURRAH!

*JOINS FEMALE LODGE*

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

Do they have penii?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

Really!?

Coo! I bet they're all knitting and jam-making though . . .
pffft!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)

*gives a shibboleth*

Eh?

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)

It's one of the main reasons why I love conspiracy theorists on the internet who claim we are still a huge secret society controlling the world as we know it...

a simple google search reveals much, and there's very little that is now 'secret'.
Hell, a golf club is more secretive than the freemasons these days

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)

UP UP DOWN DOWN

A B START

(

HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

I love that word

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

so my grandad was a master.

cool!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

I like this

w/y

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)

*Presses thumb inbetween your knuckles*

*realises he gave away secret handshake*
*is kicked out of secret society*

/From a family of Mason's Blog

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

you didn't say which knuckles, and to what degree, you're safe ;)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)

*Does Proper Secret handshake*

Ooooh who'd have thought it, you, at that level!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)

Nah, you're getting confused . . .

you're getting confused . . .it's his webbed hands

*scarpers*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

keep waddling....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

hahaha, craft, arch and soon to be mark

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

Monkeon must still be several levels up . . .

C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

Hahahaha :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

I go for the Beer

and because it keeps my Granpa happy.

That and I do like to be blindfolded and hung.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

well hung, I would hope

/the food and beer is also a good reason :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

Reminds me of Family Birthday parties for my older relatives

you know, the ones held at bowling clubs.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

hahaha, given the level of toasting, singing, food and alcohol,

I always liken it to the klingons, but in suits

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

Wait, Don't klingons normally wear Suits?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

yes, and their selection of caffeine-free fruit teas

and their selection of caffeine-free fruit teasis only to be marvelled at . . . C]:0(

*drinks Archie's beer in sympathy*
I had a pint of Olde Trip for lunch

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

*sips on his tangerine and peach beverage*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

*winces*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

The Echidna, I assume.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

*meets on the square*

*parts on the level*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

Welcome back Zaphod

Where've you been?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

Where HASN'T he been!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)

Woof!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

I know where I'm GOING...

'Humph in Wonderland', with SuperTim, at the end of November!

yahooooo!

owch, myhead!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

Brillogs!

We had an ace time at ISIHAC in Brum we ALL got kazoos
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)

Still jealous about that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

I'll let you have a toot on it sometime . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

Said the Bishop to the Nun

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

GGGGGRRRRRR!!!

I COULDN'T GET TICKETS FOR THAT.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)

New Zealand for a bit...

Then buried beneath a pile of work and an over-zealous IT manager keen to spot where time is being 'wasted'... MSN, Facebook etcx all blocked...

'you ain't seen me, right?'

owch, myhead!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)

What's it worth?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

New Zealand?

About 273 dollars I guess.

More if you chuck in some sheep.

owch, myhead!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)

Hahahaha!

Braw! Hello matey! Hello all!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)

Dave!

*smoooooooooooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)

Hello missie

*inspects for roses growing up trellis*

(

Weetobix, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)

Hello DTH

I wear my hat at you

(

Weetobix, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

What a lovely hat, Gandalf the grey

Gandalf the greyWoo!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)

crikey, ello ZW

this is good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)

Ha ha

*forwards to secret email addresses*

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

happy candleday

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

Oooh Ta!

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)

I concur with Ms. grrrrl!

*passes cayke*
Yippee! CAYKE ALL ROUND!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

Gah...

(

collapsibletank procreates, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

Still...

(

collapsibletank procreates, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

oooh.... Mia sara....

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)

noice!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

hahaha, oh my word :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

GROAN...

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

Ha ha ha

Excellent.

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)

Life moves pretty fast

If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could rust up...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)

HAHAHAHA

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

(UTB, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

WWKMD

Too soon?

(lisserow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

not really - nice one though :)

but it is a tad big - we like 'em around 50k in these 'ere wild wastelands :)

also, when did the london underground start using cups as a form of transport?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

mind you don't get shouted at.

*caps lock off because it makes me look like an uncouth 12 year old

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

hahahaha

SOD 'EM, AND POWDER ME DOWN, YOU SLUT!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

GO ON HOLIDAY

I SHOULD IMAGINE.

(

HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

I RECKON

KATE McCANN WOULD USE A SMALLER FILE SIZE.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

I THINK SHE WOULD AS WELL. SHE'S GENERALLY QUITE CONSIDERATE OF OTHER PEOPLES BANDWIDTH.

(

Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)

and then she'd drug it

and beat it to death and dump it at sea.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)

Lolage

(

w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

but would she still hire a car afterwards?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)

Oh yes

and she'd smear that car with a variety of DNAs (not DNAse science pedants, that would of course be wrong!)

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

WELL, OBVIOUSLY.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)

this has made me laugh at an inappropriate juncture

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

How soon is too?

How soon is now? How love is soon too? Too and love soon?

Soon and to love.

Love soon.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

I believe

that you have just given us a frightening insight into your psychy

(

SpoonMeiser, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)

No.

I charge 50p for a peek at my psychy. 50p is a lot, but it's worth it. Trust me.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

happy b3taday

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)

Kill it and eat it?

It's never to soon. Welcome to the gay club, pull on some shorts and shove some Bearforce One on the stereo.

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

phwoar

thass hooge!

(well done, mind)

(

McBadger COW, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

Very well done

but you'll need to optimise it quick before people get too cross.

You can do a "click-for-bigger" to the original quality one...

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

It's certainly too soon to be posting massive images...

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

Sooo.... Any chance you could optimise it...

Before my ISP charges me extra?

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)

FUCKING MASSIVE

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)

Aaah!

My freakin' ears!!

edit: Is it your birthday, Mr. Smallbrainfield?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)

nope 'tis Mr Blesseds buffday!

(

Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

Well, dopey me!

Glad to hear it for the big guy

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

MORE OF THIS!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

HAHA

I FORGOT IT WAS TODAY!
THANKYOU FOR THE REMINDER!
THIS MADE ME LAUGH RATHER HEARTILY, SO IT GETS A CLICK AS WELL

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

GORDON'S ALIVE!?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

THAT AM AWESOME!

I ONLY REGRET THAT IT'S TOO WIDE FOR THE FRONT PAGE :(

(

HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

I SAY FP IT ANYWAY

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

I SAY

^ THIS ^

(

McBadger COW, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

^THIS

TIS A DARN SHAME =[

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

NICE

DOES HIS BIRTHDAY REALLY CO-INCIDE WITH THE GREAT STORM ANIVERSARY?

WAS IT HIM BLOWING OUT HIS CANDLES?

;)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)

Girls can be so cruel some times

After 'nings

But she is right maybe growing a moustache for an awesome halloween costume may not be worth it.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)

DON'T BE MOCKING MY MOCHA!

(

HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)

it's always worth growing a 'tache!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

I've put it off for 23 years

I think I should be able to come out with something half decent.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

i've had my goatee for about 4/5 years now

it's still a bit patchy!!
as you could probably see when you vectored me...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

I expect the missing bits have gone back to the mid-1990s

Where they belong.

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

meaow!

;)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

He knows I'm only teasing

(I hope)

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

Heehee!

Thus my current clean-shaven-except-for-the-weekends-when-I-can't-be-arsed look

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

i used to have a hitler mustache undfer my bottom lip

thats as far as I've ever gone

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)

Did it stay still...

...or did it creep around at night?

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

It was there well enough for your sketch

But I just noticed the moustache is very similar to what I had.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)

I just thought it was because Ginger facial hair is invisible to camera's

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

I'm proper beardy at the mo

I've given up shaving. Haven't had one for about 4 months.

/dbroon's shaving update

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

HAHA

YOU HAVE 22 DAYS TO GROW THAT BAD BOY, GOD SPEED

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

THANKS

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

smear your chin with bacon grease

to coax the wiry little buggers out

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)

ha ha ha!

wait does that work?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)

errm....

well, i've had many a bacon butty and i've got a bit of a jafar going on. not bad for a girl!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)

Can relate.

I was so manly for my wedding, I just had to grow a 'stache. Now my kids barely recognize the guy in the pictures after all these years of not having one anymore.

Oh yeah, plus it wouldn't grow in the middle, so I actually had two mustaches.

And one eyebrow.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

I feel this pain

/moustacheless under nose blog

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

hahahaha!!

you should get your wedding pictures and shop your head upside down then!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

Yeah!

I'll get right on that!

/ sarcasm blog (as my kids know, when I say that)

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

growing a moustache is a serious undertaking

(

gravytrain, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

I am not taking it lightly

I'm also growing my goatee beard back in along with it so I have something to fall back on, and don't look like a reject 1980's soldier.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)

hehe - cool

I didn't shave for over a week and then carved the most ridiculous handlebar moustache

I was laughed at.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

I have no stubble between the top of my goatee area and my moustache area

so alas I can have no handlebar moustache, which would have been so much better.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

Ha ha ha

I can't grow a moustache so I'm getting a stick-on one for my costume. :)

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

Before I read the third frame

I actually farted and scratched by chin.
I feel like a true man.
Gonna have to do the 'tache now =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

Go for it

babyface!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

Haha!

Just for that comment, it will be a goatee if anything.
If I'm going to defile my face, it won't be baby at all =P

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

i want rid of mine

ladies shouldn't have them, really.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

Ladies should be snogging guys with mustaches

if they want to feel like they've got one.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

how do you know

i snog guys?

i could be....you know.....one of *them*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

If so...

can I bring the camera?

...and the tripod in case I'm invited to join in after all?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)

i would demand that you join in!

2 heads being better than one, after all...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)

\o/

Did I ever mention how much I love this place?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)

I have grown a moustace for fancy dress purposes on several occasions

and it is well worth it I can tell you.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

Moustaches and fancy dresses

just don't go together, unless it's Halloween.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

My moustaches have mostly been for christmas parties

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)

pfffft

do you age and wear a paper crown as well as a paper bib too?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

hahaha

caught!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)

....

~~christmas~~ children's parties...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

GROWING A MOUSTACHE ALWAYS LOOKS CRAP. THE PROPER TECHNIQUE IS TO JUST NOT SHAVE FOR A WHILE THEN CUT OFF EVERYTHING YOU DON'T WANT ONCE IT GETS TO A REASONABLE LENGTH.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

Gotta love the way it tickles.....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)

We already know where you stand on the issue, missy!

...as I recall.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)

hehehe

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

* smooosh *

good morning!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)

Wute!

I'm in!

tsuix was a handle I used on the forum I made the pic for...

(

Ratsta, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

yes

but stubble rash on the thighs is a bugger

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

Then shave your thighs already!

We don't like the stubble burn on our cheeks either!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)

my thighs

are silky smooth, pert and full, designed to wrap around the average head.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)

I'm not claiming to have an average head

But it is highly wrappable!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

AFTERNING

WOO AS USUAL!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)

You'd think they'd just broadcast something else this week...

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)

hahaha

(

Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)

This,

This may be the best thing in the world evar!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

Oh come on

a lot of people do a fair 'hahaha' on here

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

The minimalism.

It's amazing.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)

Bingo!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)

hahahaha

(

gravytrain, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

NICE ONE!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)

hahahaha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)

Pffffft

tumbleweed is ace

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)

pfft!

Tumbleweed!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)

aha!

there you are!
are you in the states now?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

Ah indeed!

Montreal was for just for a couple days for equipment setup. Back to the USA grind!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)

'unlurks'

muahaha ver' good!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

Thats

fuckin ace

(

DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)

HAHAHA!!

CER-LICK!

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

that deserves some grey V

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

have some chips with that grey-v

; D

(

McBadger COW, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

Victory

V

Or are we not playing that game now?

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

Woo

*clicks*

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

brilliant.

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

Ha ha ha

Excellent.

I hate him.

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

BRILLIANT!

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

yaaaaaaaay

ACE wooooo

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

Fantastic.

Utterly fantastic.

(

FoldsFive, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

Ha ha!

Hooray for lie-ins!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)

Totally ace =]

w/y/h/click =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)

hehe

i'd go on strike myself but no one would notice

(

mutated monty, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

TOP CLASS

WOO YAY

&

CLICK

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)

(Gobshite, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

Fruggin' hell!

Yes!

(

Monty Propps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)

arf

lots of arf, in fact.

(bluestreak, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)

first class!!

love it

(

lemonhead, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)

Now That's What I Call Special Delivery!

woo!

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:05, archived)

Clicks!

*waits for fwap amin on final pic*

(RTL+, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

WAKE UP YOU COCK!

You need to be trudging through pouring rain to delivery my lovefilm DVDs. Grrrr.

(Dr GUID, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

And lo!

The Daily Mail nick it

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=486485&in_page_id=1770

(

Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)

Woo!

I got a letter for you from the box clinic, I've read it...

....

...You've got VD!!

(

stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)

who’s your favourite out of Prison Break?

Link or Schofield?

(

The BrownHaze, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

inspector frost on the right there

(

gravytrain, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)

Kevin Kline

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)

Hahaha

Where did you find the link-look-a-like nutter?

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

Good big buds?

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

bustin wth crystals man

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

mmmm.... sewer..!

woooo!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

hahaha ace, and i'm glad it finally happened.

(

Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

^This^

(duck Quack !, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

Pffft!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

I'M BRIAN BLESSED AND THAT'S FUNNY!!

(

..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

I've been swimming in raw sewage

I love it.

I said: I LOVE IT!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

i'm swimming in my own soylent waste

it's a good thing

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)

*DIVES*

*SWIMS*

Now, why did I do that?

(

gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)

HAHA

TOP FILM

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

yiff!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)

doesn't this need to be censured?

She could be a contestant of
a Wet-Tshirt-Sewer-Party

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)

oooh

post-climactic sewer-smoosh

\o/

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)

So what I want to know is...

...does this mean that pip and scarlet will be getting it on as well?

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)

I think that unlikely.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)

Good.

'cos she's mine I tell ya! MINE!

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

You just cheered me up no end :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)

FILTH!

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)

COULDN'T HELP IT...

...AFTER SEEING YOUR BLOG POST ON ANTHROS. I AGREE 100% WITH WHAT YOU SAID.

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)

hahaha

what's happening to its back?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)

FAILED ATTEMPT AT WANK MOTION.

V. DIFFICULT TO SPEND TIME ON WHEN THE PERSON ON THE NEXT DESK IS A LADY.

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

too busy wanking for real huh

i get that a lot

(

gravytrain, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

LEAVES YOU WITH FOREARMS LIKE POPEYE THOUGH.

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)

foreARM

(

HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

NO I NEED BOTH HANDS*

*MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF LIES

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

Popeye only has 2 arms

.../gets coat

(

McBadger COW, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

he could have worked in the squirrel

while waiting for re-tumescence to occur and while the lady wiped up the last deposit.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

dictionary.com comes out with some cracking words of the day

(

gravytrain, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)

Ha! Today's was physiognomy.

I am a Doctor of Cocks, I talk the language of cocks!*

*thinks about revising description of self

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)

Shouldn't his face be swirled to outwit the authorities?

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)

haha!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

Shouldn't she...

you know, shake really fast to get all that "moisture" off her fur?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)

that's dogs

if she's a cat she'll lick it off
or wipe herself on your leg

hey Heff! *glomp*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)

acers!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)

they gone done stoled your pictures!

journalpics.net/images/staticscraper/4Chan20071005222726.jpg

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)

NB NSFW

and SBDITADTLAJAAOTP*

*so badly done it takes all day to load and jumps about all over the place

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)

*agrees*

they stole my house image too :(

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

Have some Tuesday lunch time silly.

(

meccadave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

haha!

made me giggle

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

Hahaha!

At least one of them doesn't know what's going to happen next.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

oh no!!..look out mr. ball!!!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)

....weel there you have it!

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)

sorry, im getting carried away now...

and im a wanker at perspective because i only have 1 eye probably

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

are you a trouser snake?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)

Must have bindun...?

*edit* To hull and back and no lolly!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)

hahahahaha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

pffft!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

this is not just any crash

etc.

woo!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

haha!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

Nice

That made me smile like a mad kitten.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)

this isn't just any old Diana post, this is an ace Diana post!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

CLASS.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

"7.05 on the lolscale"

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)

brilliant

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)

HAS BEEN DONE I BELIEVE!!

BUT WHO CARES, HAVE A SPECIAL TODAY
BRIAN BLESSED MR PURPLE WOO!!!:

(

..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

What's with all the Cool Cruise Control on the board today?

edit: AH, I SEE.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)

Well, I don't need much excuse for being a silly bugger, but apparently today is 'Talk Like Brian Blessed Day', or something or nothing...

(

..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)

Nicely contrived.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

Ooooff!

Woo

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

...

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)

haha oh dear sorry!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

no need for that :)

no worries

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)

Not likely to make you giggle, but instead want to throw a brick in this Jon Gaunt's face?

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)

i fucking hate that cunt, him and littlejohn.

(

Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)

JOHN GAUNT

IS LIKE RICHARD LITTLEJOHN BUT WITH LESS CHARM.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)

ONE TOO MANY H'S THERE

(

Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)

TRUE

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

special

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

Chuck

(

Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)

Wile

(

Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

Coyote

(

Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)

preparation

(

weaver., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)

Gina

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)

mr.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

MUSHY

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

Victory

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)

cuppa

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)

mel

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

Dee

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)

Lee

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)

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gravytrain, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)

Who now?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)

Pffft.

Gaunt by name not by nature =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)

haha ^^this!^^

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Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)

I'm going to email this to him.

Then watch him eat away his unhappiness.

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DO IT

A SUN CAMPAIGN AGAINST B3TA WOULD BE ACE!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

they would crash and burn......

lets do it!!
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)

True.

I'd love to see a Nuts vs. b3ta campaign, though.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)

serves you right for reading the sun

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)

^THIS

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)

haha ^^double this^^

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Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

I read it in the bog

and then used it as bog paper.*

*May not have actually happened.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

bloody hell...

what a twat.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)

I know

how dare he diss Chris Moyles. That man is a slim genius*

*- may contain traces of utter shite.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

i see the fat cock has another book out!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)

who is he?

can we take a roll of his fat and use it to pleasure ourselves?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)

yes

who is this person I don't know

/doesn't read the sun and is therefore ignorant and uniformed about the important issues affecting britain blog*

*my arse

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)

I just can't be arsed today..

Gurrghh..

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ARF!

NICE STYLE.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)

It's like a cross between HappyToast and The Neville =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)

nevilletoast?

i love that guy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)

Happyville

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)

who apparently has a strange thing for Sarah Michelle Gellar.

happyville.livejournal.com/

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Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)

HappyToastTheNeville?

Sorry, I'm terrible at this game.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)

SUPERHAPPYNEVILLETOATS!!!!

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Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)

Yay, winnar!

winnar!*awards medal*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)

GRACIOUSLY ACCEPTS WITH TEARS IN EYES

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Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)

arf

nicely done

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)

I like this.

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)

HAHA LOVELY STUFF.

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Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)

BAT CODPIECE!

I like this muchly

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)

haha!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)

Very nice.

'ningles all. Or 'noongles. Or 'timezonereleventpreshortenedsalutationgles.

etc.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)

NICE

COLOURS MATCH THE SKY!

ALSO HAVE I IGNORED HAPPY TOAST BY MISTAKE?
WHERE'S HE GONE TO?

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XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)

he's too good for us losers

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)

'ang on ^this^ and butters, and leningrad, and all the goodies and oldies.

what the feck is happening to b3ta, i hardly recognise it anymore.

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Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)

I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO MR TOASTS

DI COMPO ENTRIES

AND A PEA IS WINNING THE COMPO!!

*SADS*

[ED] I THINK LENINGRAD CHANGED HIS NAME CANT REMEMBER WHAT TO THOUGH.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)

I think it is my fault

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

AND WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UPTO

YOU HAVE'NT TIDIED HIM AWAY HAVE YOU?

/SEXIST BLOG

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XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)

He probably exploded from overwork

or broke a camshaft or something.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)

He's away for a couple of weeks

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)

I HOPED AS MUCH

THOUGHT I MIGHT HAVE MISSED SOMETHING FOR A WHILE

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XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)

AHA!!

SO THAT'S WHERE HE KEEPS ROBIN!!

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..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)

Easy Rider...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:43, archived)

no, NO

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

yes!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)

GOOD GRIEF!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)

*spangs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)

Easy to ride

(Long time lurker, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

ONE DAY WE WILL HAVE DONE ALL THE PUNS!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)

well,

dave would've done most of them....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)

HE'LL DEFINITELY GET TOP BILLING

*CAN'T BE ARSED SETTING UP WIKIPUNDIA*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)

DO IT NOW!!!! THE BLESSED COMPELS YOU!

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Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)

DOES HE ALSO TEACH ME HOW TO SET UP A WIKI?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)

SPANG

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)

I think I've got a Dennis Hopper image somewhere

I'll find it for you when I get my computer back

most woo sir

most woo indeed

/muligatawny soups

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmm, soup

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)

Oh is that who it is?

I was too afraid to ask.

Woo!

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)

pffft....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)

*spangs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)

is that Stargate?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)

Stargate Nightclub, Soho

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:54, archived)

Hahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)

Haha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)

cracking!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)

Hahahaa

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)

Mr Hoppy

What have you done to Mr Hoppy? I'm telling Mr Drummond.

(Grave Tune in. Turn on. Burn out., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

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