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# They havent descrambled this pic yet...
(DJRikki, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# ha ha!!

made me chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Pfffffft
I wondered if this would become a bandwagon before long...
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# In mein defence
I had the idea in work but no tattyshop to hand and didnt check before posting once I got home coz I'm a bowl of enema.
(DJRikki, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)
# oh god...this could be the new "Name the Sportman" round
If the sport was touching kiddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Oooh, they could have paedophilia olympics
with such events as:
The HDD removal and destruction very quickly when you see a police car pull up outside race
The tenuous courtroom excuse-athon
And of course Gymnastics coaching
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)
# got it!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Slow board, so crud like this doesn't matter
Just got my face painted for a promotional thingy, best bit is I got payed £20 for it hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Are you "Kiss of Nasareth"?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)
# pfft
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Not a clue
Not a clue
a) What I'm supposed to be
b) What you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:15, archived)
# But are a score richer
result!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)
# You mae him look like a monster truck for £20
I'm in the wrong job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:18, archived)
# No
That's me IN the pic
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:21, archived)
# If you wore this shirt...
img3.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/pics/products/regular/4/9/9/303499.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I hate these shirts.
Anyone who wears one looks like a prick in my opinion (especially if you are over 13 years old)
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# they seem to be popular
in rockabilly bands and hotrod shows...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
# you are Kenny Junior
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:15, archived)
# hahahaha
*calls Ray Von's mates*
*paints Mr Pegg's face*
....
4. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:21, archived)
# have you tried battery acid?
/season 3 written, and hopefully filming soon!


... "Shabba"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I've tried everything!
He's been saying that for months.. It had better happen!

PN is the best TV show eva!!1
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# It never fails to raise a smile...
'Name the magnificent 7'...

'Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy...'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:53, archived)
# hahahaha
classic
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:00, archived)
# hmm
i dunno, max and paddy's was so miss and miss i'm not sure i want a third series. all the best classic sitcoms stopped at two
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Well, they are planning another seies of max & Paddy also
I personally think 3 is the optimum number of series a good show should run. I feel 2 is too few, and 4 is stretching it a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:37, archived)
# they've been planning that
since the end of the last one
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# haha true
i'm not bothered about max and paddy... it is Phoenix Nights I love so dearly
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# ^this
*das Jackpot*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)
# are you wearing makeup?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:18, archived)
# No
That's what my face looks like
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:21, archived)
# oh ok
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:24, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:24, archived)
# love a bit of that
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:27, archived)
# I BET YOU DO
*hugs* ello! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)
# YOU BET I DO
hallo petal
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Ladies and Gentlemen...
I present to you, the Steamhat, MKII
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:05, archived)
# *blows whistle*
Woo wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)
# cor!
im gonna try that on my tea in a mo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Here you go
I've made you a special tea-hat mk 1
(needs a couple of spaces before it)

  
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:24, archived)
# that's lovely that is
how do I go about using this new fangled technology?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
# nicks
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Ahh
works better on racoons than spectrums I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
# What a fabulous hat!
We'll be the envy of all our friends

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Alien Steamhat FTW.
I applaud this hattery no end.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# that's ace! *tries on for size*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Woo!
Steampunky monkey works too!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaay!
Just read the Difference Engine last month. Hooray for Mr Gibson!

Works well on furtive...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky topical pea
(Ka-Tingey www.myspace.com/paultingey weekly updated funnies, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:01, archived)
# prefer marilyn munroe in fight club
but it is a fun joke,
edit: just scrolled down the board, it'd have made more sense as a reply!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Oh oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)
# bad K-9
is he ever going to make a re-apperance, I heard something about it but never saw it. Did I just miss that episode?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)
# He did
and he was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Glad i missed it then
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I would have just kicked him over.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)
# I missed all of them, and think I will carry on doing so now that Catherine Tate is in it.
TJ: I've found this in my folders of crap and wondered who created it. Is it an existing icon? If not, why not?!



.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Catherine Tate is in it?
WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)
# "Look out! its going to blow!"
"am i bovvered?"
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:52, archived)
# because
the story demanded it.
she's not a terrible actor, but her character does seem to be an older version of that one everyone quotes (never seen/will see willingly the catherine tate show)
last series for 2 years anyway next year
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:01, archived)
# It's a mushroom from Super Mario
Not used because Nintendo own the copyright.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)
# TJ
christmas is 2 months+ off, my suggestion is to wait until the 2nd of december and buy a bargain box
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:01, archived)
# You, my friend, have the wrong end of the stick.
I need suggstions on what I should draw for this year's Biro-art Christmas cards which need to be done ASAP if they're to be ready in time for people to buy for Christmas.

See: www.biro-art.com/greetingscards.html
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)
# i see
i haven't bought christmas cards for the last few years so always feel guilty when people buy them for me (and would've thought most printers would've already gone to print with their cards, especially since tescos are already selling them)
but good luck to you, i'm sure it'll be a fun competition (may even look at it)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Competition?
what competition?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)
# yeh
didn't click before i posted, i see now i should've done, and my net wasn't letting me ninja it, so read "little earner" in place of competition :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# I made a similar one...



Can Nintendo sue for a mushroom with a face on it?!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Insufficient data master
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# reminds me of...
patient:"doctor, doctor, have you got anything for clearing up diorreah?"
doctor:"yes"
patient:"you better get started then coz i just shat all over your waiting room floor"
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:07, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# stupid dogbot!
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)
# *checks*
Im not inuit.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)
# THat's silly!
Coz it's an eskimo rollover!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# You mean
an Arctic Roll(over), surely?!
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# This
is an amazing pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ryan T Who are the brain police?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)
# baddum tssshhh
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Hand me the extra-large spanging pan, please
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)
# That's just great :o)
.
.o)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha
;)

that deserves a click from me!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
# AH HA HA HA HA!!!
*Breathes*

HA HA HA HA HA HA

*Clicks like he was trying to put a fire out on James Blunt's Face using a Screw Driver*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
# ^this,
Harder, better, stronger, faster.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# pffft!
That's not a figure of speech. I actually went 'pfft' when I saw that. Lovely hummus, there.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# :)
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# *spangs with a great lump of frozen blubber*
right, it's time for me to have a bath and go out and drink beer

goodnight lovely b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# good ning lovely b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)
# nite nite profligate Prof
*smoo-oosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Have a bath in beer

profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Guten nacht
have a nice evening, back 'ere tomorrow for my 2,000... maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I recgonise that inuit
he'll spend all his money on guinness

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)
# ooooh
can I put this on a t-shirt?
pwetty pwetty please
you can whack a massive copyright and tag on it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:03, archived)
# oh good fucking god!
*hits self with a large frying pan, clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)
# clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)
# haaaahhaahahahaha
'clickity boo'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:10, archived)
# This is good
(AshTeamRacing, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I hoped this would FP'd
but didn't want to jinx it. Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Sioux
perb!
(I helped save b3ta! De nada adan eD, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Have a late spang
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:47, archived)
# *Spangs*
Excellent work!

...shouldn't you tag it?
(I helped save b3ta! waxyone, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Cock on
..
(JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)
# dear lord..
the groans
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Oh God.
That's utterly Inspired.

Congrats on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:30, archived)
# woo to you
love it. love the 'fingers crossed' logo.
(whosebooze, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I had planned
to try and set a new world lurking record, but just had to make my first post a woo yay to that!!
(Poombah... click here to win a prize, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# woo!
I know which I'd prefer!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Mushroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)
# 'tis the season... for another couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# THE ANTS!!!
THEY'RE IN MY MOUTH!!!

*runs off up the hill naked and wiping imaginary ants off of his naked body furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Is that am arts these days?
*takes picture*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Haha.
This reminds me of...that cartoon film about drugs which i believe keanu reeves was in.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)
# A scanner Darkly
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# YES.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)
# so true
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# up there perhaps
last couple of years in the south have been somewhat haphazard it's seemed to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# had a good crop last weekend
I think if you were to pop out onto the fells you might find some - but you'd be pushing your look if you leave it too long
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)
# As I have no motor vehicle
I am restricted to where I can get to on my bicycle (from London). Went for a look on sunday but nothing. It is too early down here though, will be better at the end of the month.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)
# you're probably right...
for some reason I thought you were in the Noth East of Englanshire...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)
# far, far from it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)
# There's not mushroom in there!
It's a toadstool!
/crappy pun.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# arsement
I'm slowing down

going blind

a mixture of the two

glowing dolind

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Mushroom....?



Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# A SNAKE A SNAKE
Ooooooh its a snake!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Ah its a snake!
A snake!
Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# yes
although that looks like a nice car outside the other place.

I wonder what the mushroom people's car is like?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# mushroomy.
But the other house doesnt fit in with the surroundings.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)
# quite
in the land of the mushroom people, normal house is FREAK!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Rather!
*goes looking for fake estate on google*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# ha ha
yeah - are the fake estate agents fun as well, because I'm starting to think this is a better idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)
# every day
is casual friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)
# That estate agent sounds like a fun guy.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)
# trombone
the comedy type
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
# *hyphae-ves*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Ace!
Reminds me of:
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Haha :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
# *steals*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# WhyEyeOrta,,,
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I like that
and want to click it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Still loving that one
in the face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha, never seen that one before
more round the table japery
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:46, archived)
# that house on the right looks really big
is there as mushroom as there seems in it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] if she were alive now, shed be scratching the lid of her coffin.
(clefth33d, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)
# silly princess!
that is no way to operate your van!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# wipe that merc of your face?
AICMFP
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# she prefers mercedes as she wouldnt be seen dead in a volvo
:)
(clefth33d, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)
# postal services disrupted...
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
The way the caption moves is super!
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Ha!
^ This!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# That!

(My new "That" pic. Be honoured.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I like that
is he saying 'go for the sky'?
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)
# "Confidence is high", I think
Maybe I should paste on someone else's head.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)
# "up the stairs"
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)
# with a northern accent...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# yes
sorry - I forget sometimes not everyone talks proper, like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Aye...
bread an' dripping for us tea mother....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Eeeh by gum
Do you know the ancient martial art of Ecky Thump?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Umm...
I can call people 'duck'... does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)
# only if you call ducks
'person'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)
# This can be arranged.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)
# "go fast hair"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)
# "gophers is air"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# a bum be tsss YEAH!
(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Lovely!
Delightfully silly.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# *clickety click*
*click click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)
# eat your greens
(I helped save b3ta! cat-biscuit is back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Poser-carrot and shy-cabbage!
yay!

NYOM NYOM

*healths*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Afternoon Debs!
*de-healths*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# *worships*
*in dirty way*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# that's the best kind of worship there is...
Unless you're a priest.









then it's the ONLY form of worship...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# VERY nice!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# erm ...
panty-pasty-stone and diarrhoea-carrot?

hehe

:P

(lovely really)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)
# ?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# carrot has potato patch fever
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# oh
of course it does
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)
# *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)
# and that's a sexy potato
with nipple tassles... I'm not sure why I have to explain this - it's blatently obvious!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# and a... erm... damp patch...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)
# i thought the tassles were
ducks feet!!

(but i am a bit of a twat)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)
# they're sparkling...
and why would a potato ha... anyway - NO they're not duck's feet, they're the opposite of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# and that's a mouth right?
not a tiny rotund minge!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)
# just below the eyes and in the centre of the face area?
YES it's a mouth ... !
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# EYES!!!!
oh i give up
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Don't forget your beans

and seleries
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)
# First class post will now be delivered...

god bless them and their little strikes :)

Click pic for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I made a new woo:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Do you actually do any work in your office sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Lots.
Play is the best way to foster enthusiasm.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# have you got a brother?
and is he as dangerous as you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# No brothers.
Only a sister.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Sister
you say?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:43, archived)
# that looks like fun
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I had one of those and my sweetie lost it
A big bouncy ball, not a Pedantichrist.
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# how
did he (?) lost it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Fuck knows
It's not the easiest thing to lose in a small house.
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)
# It's in the drawer with the allen keys
where you left it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# I admire your optimism
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# great stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# pffft
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
Danny Boils
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Fillum :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Pfffttttt!
Priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice work Archie.
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Nice one!
I hope the internet doesn't go on strike in sympathy. Imagine the backlog of emails.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Last one - Ted the Merciless
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# HA HA HA
what time should I wake the baby up to feed him?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Oh man!
That kid's got no chance in life if you're going to keep doing this to all his baby pix!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# or at least for another 5-7 years
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# hehe
how can he be mean and powerful if he is only a baby he is soo cute... you'll pinch his cheek and he'll destroy you hehe
(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# hahahaha
Your kid's gonna hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# chimp
rimming

*chortle*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# How evil!
Have a repost. A Woo is in the weapons locker on board the ship.

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Haha!
He's going to kick your ass in 17 years time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# haha!
Is it all shopped, or did you cheat and use a magic marker on the little chap's face?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# End of day doodle.

She's the ambassador.
She brings word that all the men folk of her planet have been wiped out.
They're doomed, unless........
God, I love sci-fi.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *shakes firmly by the hand*
Good show
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# That's...
not his hand...
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *looks at pic*
that's not a him... unless I've been doing it wrong all these years
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Hang on, hang on
just who are you shaking?

EDIT: Besides, it's an alien. So who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# the hips and mamalian appendages
suggest female woman...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# SHE'S AN ALIEN
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEEMS TO SEE THAT!?!?

The Human race is doomed!!

*runs around covering everything in tinfoil*
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# HEY!!!
... man - I was going to have sausages :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# those aren't legs under the hips
- they're 22ft long tentacles and the females of the species don't have breasts...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Exactly the kind of thinking
we need around here.

Don't be sucked in by the fact "she" looks vaguely like a woman, people! Remember, beneath that supple skin beats the eight-chambered heart of a alien beast!
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# and 300 5 inch vibrating suckers
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# a alien beast with sexy tiem on it's mind
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Hear hear!
Doesn't anybody remember Sil?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# nope
what happened to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Her.
Watch 'Species' sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I might
I also might not...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)
# All I'm saying is
a good firm handshake is a UNIVERSAL way to say hello and that any Alient who doesn't bother to learn to speak English like it should do is work shy and probably Spanish...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# should it be
An alien beast
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# YOU BOY
where's your homework... and why aren't you wearing your shorts like the rest of the class?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
But you can't visit her planet! IT'S RAINING! Hahaha! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# She's blister on her throat!
that explains a lot!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Did I mention
that I once liberated Fiji?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# yes


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# O do tell!
* falls for another one, I can just tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# It was after Fiji was stolen by an enraged Michael Winner.
He'd mistaken it for a pudding, and was keeping it in his pudding sock.
I was visiting Mr. Winner a few days after he nabbed it. I was there to help him compose rude versions of lyrics to George Formby songs (the album's out soon), and while Michael was absent for one of his marathon toilet sessions, I noticed his pudding sock poking out from under his favourite beanbag. It was moving around as if it had vermin in it, so I whacked it with a handy bong and opened it up.
A stunned Fiji fell out. I recognised it from the missing island posters that were posted in airports around the world.
So I released it into the river Trent and it made its way out to sea and back to whence it came.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I don't think
that story is 100% true.

I've met Michael Winner and he's nothing if not a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Ach.
He was crazed with pudding lust. Who of us wouldn't act in such a way when caught in the throes of such a condition?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I had to ask
didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# haven't we all?
*assuming it is the euphemism i think it is
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# GOD - not that one again!
Yes - you liberated Fiji... they were all grateful until you instigated the 6:30 round the island races, they over threw you, you're not allowed back BUT you left your favorite shoes there and you're not sure how to go about getting them back.

we've ALL heard it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I hadn't
now you've gone and ruined the ending for me, Bet you told the internet that there was a twist in the 6th sense didn't you!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# yes
he's deaf... so, you know, only 4 working senses...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Woo to that!
I was hoping for a dot to show the unspeakable horrors of what the she-alien had 'under wraps' there...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# How do they say "hello" on her planet..
??
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *bums*
that's how we greet here!

woo!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Well, hellooooo!
Wanna see how my species returns the greeting?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# sexeh aleing chixx0rs
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# "Yeah, they were probably nagged to death, am I right fellas?"
/futuramablog :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Perhaps a hard spanking is in order...?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# JJ, have you never submitted anything to Heavy Metal?
I would think they'd snap up your work in a heartbeat! Ladies of Lorna-like proportions and all that!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I've thought about it.
But they've a backlog and I'm impatient.
(mmmm.....Azpiri)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Not to mention Serpieri
Oh wait - I just did. Oh well...

Druuna FTW! (except every guy she ends up with comes to a sticky end - not good)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Isn't that how everyone says hello?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)
# *greets*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# *greets right back*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# *videos*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# *applies for planning permission*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# While it's a very good drawing
it's not terribly imaginative
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I'm sure you meant to say
"doesn't leave much for the imagination"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Heh heh
That's great. She's the sort that asks Kirk to show her the strange earthlng thing he calls a kiss!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# little jimmy


still learning, testing here. be gentle with me big bubba.
(brussellsprout Im a fucking genius. official., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)
# he distorts the wall behind him.
crazzy style
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)
# It's a small price to pay
for being able to dematerialise and rematerialise.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)
# ^this
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I had a friend once
that used to flash in and out of existence in the same way.
He was locked away in a sanatorium after causing a fatal epileptic fit in a nun.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# IN a nun
filth
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)
# you'll always find filth in a nun.

I once dated a nun that kept her subscription to Hustler inside of her.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# the
hoo-er
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Ugh.
Rotten to the core.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Bloody hell, Clitheroe?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)
# pft
I'm a clit hero!

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# With a tongue like a cow
He could make her go 'wow!'
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I need that type of hero....
Heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Though of course there wouldn't be many situations
of disaster and emergency such a hero would be able to rectify. At least not legally in this country.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I'm sure there are evil women
that could stand for a right tongue lashing
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)
# *raises hand*
I'm fairly evil .....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# * lashes!
hmm, tastes like giant stawberry!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# gah
I forgot that was there!

/spitting pips for a week blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# ( . _ . )
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# v_v
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# kekekekekekek!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# getting there.
may i ask as to whether you still have bits of patterned wall on the layer that the kid is on.
the kid layer, without any background surrounding him, and with the same background layer being used throughout would get rid of that flashing wallpaper stuff.
make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Is that Ray from
last years X factor?
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Isabelle Huppert


The Wesley Snipes Celebrity Pun Archive
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# fine, fine work there, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Ris
But Phwooaarrr! for Isabelle. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# woo yay sexy
(I'm refering, of course, to you, not her)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *takes off all his clothes in arty French film*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *Puts blank tape in VCR*


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# she can
teach me all the bad puns she likes.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
#
*wanks*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:46, archived)
# I fail to see
what Belper has to do with Carol Vorderman.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:57, archived)
# But what if they've got it all wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha!!
ace
(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
# No matter how much I twist my head,
I can't make out what colour his eyes are. I think people should have to wear a badge so that we know the colour of their eyes without needing to look at their eyes.
This will be handy for such instances when, as shown in this picture, the eyes are in some way obscured.

Perhaps a brown badge to represent people with green eyes, a gold badge for those with blue, a purple badge for grey eyes and a badge made of wet biscuit for people with eyes of an indeterminate hue.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)
# What about
people with no eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# no badge
easy
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# But what if someone with eyes
removes or - God forbid - LOSES their badge?
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# i'm afraid my brain cannot comprehend such debauchary
(spelling)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Ha ha!

What a crazy notion! Wouldn't they die of asphyxiation or something like that? Now I'm no biometrician, but I know from the teaching of the Bible that eyes suck Jesus' love out of the air, and that is how we breath.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I'm reliably informed
that glass eyes can provide adequate replacements so that the de-eyed can still function as useful members of society. According to my copy of "Mother Knows Best", a marble can be used in a pinch.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# hell yh!!
blue eyes for the gold :D
(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# What about if you have two different colours of eyes?
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# RAINBOW EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# One of those rainbow badges,
like they gay people wear.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# is that the Cillit Bang guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I shall ignore you
until you make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# we have them in Germany
blind people wear yellow badges with 3 black spots, just like their eyes
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# pfft!
very good, very good!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Adrian Childs?



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)
# fucking arms on the bastard
jesus
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# What has he got
on his wrist??
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# my guess is it's the bloke off lassie
the kids dad.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I'd like to see the puppies with the pink noses
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# tchoi!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Those Yanks have always gotta try and out-do us...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Arf, excellent!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# nice one jeccy.
no doubt it was done quicker as well.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Heh.
Also: I've been to the Grand Canyon :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)
# You are Evil Knievel and ICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)
# very good!
I'd love to go there one day. Before it fills up with water cos of global warming or sommat.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Funny.

I went there once, it was grand.
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I've got an overwhelming urge....
...to go there and kick a passing kid's football over the edge, just out of spite.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)
# YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)
# :D
Flash Gordon was on the other night. I almost forgot how truly awful it is. (apart from Blessed)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Lets not forget Peter Duncan losing a fight with a tree stump...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# and Richard O'Brian being....well....bald.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)
# be fair, it's what he does best :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Aside from manically scary?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# and what's wrong with being manically scary? *boo* (/scary)
/saw him in Robin of Sherwood the other evening, he was even scarier then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Nothing at all, the man's brilliant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
# DAMN
THE MAN - sez I
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Oh Yes!
He was incredible in that! Gulnar for the win!

(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Or
Timothy Dalton being...err....ummmm.....bland.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Yeah yeah
You used the age old excuse 'I was just watching it for the music!'

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)
# MING IS A PSYCHO!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Baby ming ted? interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
# WONDERFUL :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Did I mention
that I once herded llamas?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# YOU STARRRRRRRRRRR!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Someone needs to find a way to send that to him.
ACE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Postal service,
couriers,
email,
FTP,
HTTP links,
RSS feeds.

Well, loads of ways really.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)
#
Postal service
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Postal what?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# They have it in foreign countries.


Like Belgium. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# belgium, man, belgium
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# LIES!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Huh!
What'll they think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Ceiling removers.
Is your living room too tiny? Why not add extra verticality by the all-new CEILING REMOVER?

Remove your ceilings to give you that extra space you always dreamt of having. Store mops, dogs, biscuits and hate in the upper strata of your brilliant new elevated dwellbox!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)
# * wants more strata please!
Plus, with no ceiling, I can see up the skirts of all the ladies on the floor above me, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Reduced strata is best.


But yes. Floating overhead ladies will present their gussets to you as never before. All these benefits and more from CEILING REMOVER!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)
#
www.contactvip.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Oh! How clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Loving
this guy
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)
# there's some good potential there
but it's going to require more hummus than I've got before lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Can you please draw me...
A picture of Scarlet and Leon all snuggled up together? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!

Very Woo by the way!
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIS

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Hurrah!
Ace as ever JJ!

Right with that I'm off. Cheerio b3ta!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# BYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Bye Professor!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# nite nite.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Byski Ofski
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)
# WHEEEEEEE!
Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# YAAAAAY!!
WOOOOOOOOOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD
Have you seen the new Flash Gordon TV series that's just started in the States?

It's seriously shit.
It seems the Mongo has become 'some woods in Canada' and the Hawkmen are now wingless 80s glam rockers.

It really is very very poor.

Not even so bad in a good, fun way. Just bad.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)
# So it'll be on ITV soon then?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# NEW to channel 5 USA
the American stuff no one else wanted, so we got it all dead cheap... in a fire damage sale!

AVOID THE SMELL OF DAMP IF YOU CAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)
# so basicaly 5 US here then.
bring on the freeview!!!
(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# no he's not
he's dead.

Soz Rock
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I really MUST see this film.
it's a gaping hole in my culture.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# not that good really
if you haven't seen it by now you're probably better off not seeing it... unless you have kids, you could watch it with them and they might enjoy it... otherwise... you know... just pretend you've seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Yes but
gaping holes always need filling.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# ............sigh


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)
# pfft
hate him hate him hate him shit in his eyes.
(Babbo12 hurry before the muffin man eats you!!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)
# FFS.
You blummin' fence-sitters piss me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] New Photo from Diana Inquest -- American Driver
(CosmopolitanMan, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Not that I'm in ANY position to talk, but you'll get it anyway...
Seams.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)
# seams to large to me
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)
# It's Tuesday, It's five to five... and it's CRACKERJACK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Did I mention
that I once licked the Queen's elbow?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# really? tell me more.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# The Queen and I were having our Thursday evening bath,
just before going out to the Subversion fetish club in Londons.
Her Majesty was discussing her dress she was going to wear - a latex number that covered most things but still left little to the imagination.
She was worried about wearing it though, as she said her elbows looked odd in it - she thought they looked too knobbly. I told her. I said, "Your Highness, your elbows are as smooth and beautiful as the windshield of a 3-axis microlight."
She thought I was just flattering her, so I decided to prove it by licking her elbow and showing her the lack of abrasions or bruising.
After that she had the confidence to doll herself up and we had a splendid evening.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)
# well well! what a delightful tale.
Tell me more...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)
# That's it. That's all there is to tell.

I have no more stories of what the Queen and I got up to.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# You may now officially announce that your brain is officially in danger of being stolen.
By me.

EDIT: Inside Dentally, it's because of the comments like this, and associated thinking, that I love B3ta so much, even if I do get beaten up occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# OFFAL ANNONCIMENTS!!

My brain is in danger of...

Well, what he ↑ said.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I need to see this in a visual format, definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)
# your bloody highness!!!!
*ignores
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# MY, WHAT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMS YOU HAVE GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# YOUR DOING IT RONG
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Check Out Number 9! Dirty Filthy Amazon!
www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_/203-9231730-4833553?initialSearch=1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=spiderman+watch&Go.x=0&Go.y=0&Go=Go
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)
# 11KG! Öö
only from upyerbum.com!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# IF YOU MADE THIS A BIT SMALLER
LIKE DOWN TO ABOUT 50kb, THE SEAMS PROBABLY WOULDN'T SHOW SO MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Who's that then?
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)
# ^ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)
# nicely
you may care to have a quick look at this.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

you can repost this image, once modified, with the aid of the edit tab back into this post.
doing so will endear you forever to the board kittens.

edit/ congratulations on some first class lurking, don't let the negative comments put you off posting again.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)
#
well done sir, much better.
the kittens are happier.
reducing it's physical dimensions also helps a lot on the file size and as afinkawan, says, also has the advantage of hiding a multitude of sins, not that that's really an issue, but it's a trick hacks like me use.
again, thanks for making the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)

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