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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)

*clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky*...

...*clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky*

*changes IP address*

*clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky**clicky*... ;)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)

Clicks as well. Top stuff.

TJ: I've been away for several days, and I just noticed many prince related pictures deleted by Photobucket. Time to look for another host. Is angry, I am.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)

cr3's place is the only way to go...

(http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/).

Photobucket are cnuts, I join you in your rage!

*raaaaaaaaaaaaaaages* Grrrr!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

I shall do this.

Thanks for the info. :)

Rage subsides a bit.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

Ta!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)

I'm going away for five days, starting tomorrow...

...so I made this.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)

animation???

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)

*waits anyway*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)

*becomes fan*

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

Yays! I has a fan! :)

*instantly becomes delusional*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)

sorry to pop your bubble,

but that's not what he ment.

His chilhood dream was to become an implement used to induce an airflow for the purpose of cooling or refreshing, and that just happened.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)

That was convenient for him.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)

that kinda blows, huh

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)

you just need to chill down

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)

unless.....

extractor fan

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)

My GCSE engineering teacher...

...used to fart and then turn on the extractor fan.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)

no wonder the youth of today

are the way they are

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

still blows tho innit (pushes)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)

that's from one of Lenin's speeches, isn't it?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)

I think it was King.

"I have a dream.. That when I grow up.. I will become a teapot."

Something like that, I never paid attention in history class.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)

*absorbs knowledge*

b3ta is me prime surce of education

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)

he's no mug

delightful

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)

short and stout?

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)

handle and spout?

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)

Sounds

like a crap comedy duo.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)

you really want me to whip out my spout?

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)

*waits*

*anticipates*
*imagines*

5. Spurtage!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)

classic freud

it's a desire to be filled up with hot liquids. or possibly to wear ugly woolen vests...

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)

i myself enjoy the simple act of being a pot head

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)

i would too

if the guy in brixton hadnt sold me what has all the strength of lawn clippings. skunk my arse!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)

*whistles innocently*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)

there was a girl at my primary school

who was ruthlessly bullied for wanting to be a horse when she grew up.

the joke's on them, her name was Dee Agostini*.

*- this part is perhaps inaccurate.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)

did you two fall in love?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)

my sister was always shouting

she became a little hoarse

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)

*sigh*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)

Hello and I'm welcome

This is my first time so be hard on me.

(regthing Scouting for boys, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)

I don't get it, but welcome anyway.

Pull up a chair and write LOL on a kitten.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)

Prince is tiny.

Not that esoteric, really.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

I've never really noticed.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

its only when he's standing next to a beverage can you really appreciate it

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)

oooh, oooh, "esoteric." look at me all lar-de-dar!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

It makes me feel like a big man.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)

I thought you were a big man anyway

(Pretty strangers and promises, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)

pffft!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)

oooh, oooh, "lar-de-dar" look at me all antidisistablishmentarianismistedable!

;)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)

a fine obloquy of his punctiliousness

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

*takes notes*

returns to Scrabulous

I'm gonna kick yo ass WildyLes!

yeeeehhaaaaa

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)

You pugnacious rabscalion I shall have none of your skullduggery! ;)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)

He's only weeee!

Woo to piccy and welcome, pull out a stool and sell it in a shop etc..

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)

almost too wee!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)

yay!

all vital parameters OK!

welcome, shop a kitten in a chair and sit on it! You'll never leave.

And nice profile!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)

I know that pint!

This actually stemmed from a mis-spelling of the word "alcopops", while I was drunk.

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ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)

...on Wine Gums?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

now thats my kind of pontiff

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)

Did someone mention teh popes?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)

arf!

but I heard it's a dodgy site.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)

hahaha!

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)

*giggles like a loon*

^-^

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)

Whats grey and comes in pints?

An elephant

nice first post, mate

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)

Me, when I paint my cock grey.

Also, I wouldn't go to the pub with me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)

So that's what the white bit in Guinness is!

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ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)

and the worm in the sambucca?

^is this right^ i'm a pint man see?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)

haha

cracking start

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

do you come in pints?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)

I often come in pants

does that count?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)

Haha

Very good sir

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

very nice, welcome aboard

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

Arf

Welcome etc =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)

nice first

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)

Spill it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)

Cheers all

Do you realy want a kitten on a stool with LOL written on it?

(regthing Scouting for boys, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)

yes

and something on the line of "I ams in ur browser, surfin ur b3taz"

_{not really. Actually, seriously not. It's just a metter of saying welcome to n00bs}

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

Awwww

And I was thinking along the lines of

;-)

(regthing Scouting for boys, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)

ASH IS A GOD DAMN ROBOT

A shitty quickie because I found my copy of Alien again =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

ahh I c

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

Arooo!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Too tired to make any effort

I'm gonna go do the kitchen and have some milk and cookies.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

do the kitchen hard!

its the way they like it

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

The dishwasher is a dirty slag.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

howdyagetpikkachuonabus?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

with the space bar.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

n o s o r r y

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

I don't know.

Howdyagetpikkachuonabus?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

pokemon

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

LOLOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOOOOLLLOLLLOL

That was shocking =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

with the space bar.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

w r o n g a g a i n

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

arf

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

I must catch Sarah Connor!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

I assure you the bottom image is entirely 'shopped. Even to putting curly hair on the kid. (and removing old woman nipples from sight!)

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

thank god

that must have been painful.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

not as painful as looking

straight down her wrinkled grey clunge, I can tell you!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

industrial grade

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

hahaha!

Thanks for that!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

and you can tell it's getting old

goatse.cx doesn't existy anymore
and tubgirl is nothing compared to 2girls1cup. Ah , kids these days...

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)

I hadn't dared to until now

does that bleach come in drums?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)

Thank you

for that. I hadn't been introduced to 2girls1cup, I'm going to go and scratch out my retinas now...

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)

Aaaaaaaand

I'm done. Ta.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

You love it! :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

christ!

is so wet and soft!

woo!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

amen

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

you're so wet and soft!

christ!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

oh my fucking god, that is a bit wrong.

but also WOOYAYHOUPLA!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

thankee! :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

ARF!

That's brilliant

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

ta hunny! :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

My mum told me this joke yesterday

I was scared.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)

Oh no.

They're having sex.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

Oh NOW I get it!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

But the thing is,

she's his mum.

I think.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

Nan, sir. She is his Nan.

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

I was close.

But they're still having it.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

yes, Yes they are.

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

And that's exactly how it happened...

: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

Jings, crivvens, spluffs ma load!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

hahaha

Nice Spuffage Waspy!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

it reminded me of valentine's day

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

hahahahaha!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)

It's like

Memento with added incest.

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boris the spider, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)

it's like photo diary from the sun

or star
or sport

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

i've often thought about sending

some in - just to see if they get printed! :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

YES YES YES YES

please do

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

ohhh christ

ahahahahah

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

Hello Muu!

Long time no see!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

hahahaha - the facial expressions are perfect

that made me laugh like an idiot - nice one

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)

Mum

has big feet

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)

Woo

Start 'em early!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)

WHY

is this on a garden centre's website?

(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 19:10, archived)

because my dad

owns the garden centre, and it's a lot cheaper for me to nick his bandwidth than pay for my own!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

of course..

He doesn't know I do this....

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

hahaha

shocking!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)

Oedipus complex-ER

Likes!

The BHLC we all know and love is BACK!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)

SH-SH-SH-SHAKE IT UP BABY, NOW!

Click for bigger (608KB)

This has been in my head for ages, and it took even longer to make

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

Haha!

Yes!

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

they look a bit like

novelty butt plugs o.0

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

Woo!

Yeah! Woo! Shake it all baby now.............

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

Aaaha!?

You what?! :D

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

...but they don't fall down

Unless you shoot them dead.
Or give them cancer.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

I can clearly see that they wobble.

However, will they ever fall down?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

where's bob?

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

w/y/h

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

Teeter and shout !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)

HERE IS A DUCK FOR TODAY.

It was bought to you by being talentless. (:3=

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

They can break a man's finger, you know.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

Or blow up a man's house.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

or stink up the oven

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

Oh yes, stinky duck fat.

Yeuch!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

>^)

That is all.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

Damned Pikeys Get Everywhere

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

~~counties~~ toes

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)

ha ha

inbreeds

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

What's the horse ordering at the big window?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

Easy! The horse is ordering.......

McLucky Heather

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)

Mmmmmmm....

...the horse's favourite.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

a hoofy meal?

sorry

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

What's a "buch of mincing pansies?"

: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

Good point

Note to self: Never update profile whilst oiled on whiskey

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

im not sure, but i dont think it won the chelsea flower show

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

I got that photo in an email.

I think it's in Poland or somewhere.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

your email is in Poland?

(Alexander The Great, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

Yes.

It is.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)

Romania.

Also got it in an email, pps with "Welcome to Romania!"

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)

Eh?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

Someone seems to have hacked the tills

at Exeter's Marsh Barton McDonalds. The scrolling text says, endlessly, "Our food is not fresh."

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

It wasn't me

I would have changed it to...
"We torched Trago Mills"

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

EPIC RIS!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)

Really?

It's a short story by a swan telling the tale of how he broke a man's arm.

I thought that'd be a fairly straighforward tale, even with a very basic knowledge of swan.

: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

you see i did goose at gcse

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

I've got an AS in Otters

Fucking otters.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

ooooh i know a little otter!

i learned when i was selling coke for a water vole down by the union canal

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

if you need a badger man

i got straight A's

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

Honk!

Honk honk. Honk!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

what in fuck's name is going on here?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

Next, on "Swan Stories"...

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)

Haha!

Bastard swan. Swans are shat.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)

bastard swans

they drew blood on my daughter.

i shall be having them with roast tatties.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

not with the queen's blessing

you won't

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

fuck the queen

if the polish migrants can get away with it then so can i.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

yikes!!!

nuff sed

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

you are god of thunder after all

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

I didn't know swans could draw

You learn something new every day.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)

They can break a man's arm, you know.

I always found that really sexist. I mean, what if a lady was pissing on them? Or stealing their horrid little breads? Exactly.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

Yes, it's definitely a man's arm.

Women get away scot free.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

what if a lady was pissing on them?

im intrigued

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

Arf!

And you're watching WHEN SWANS ATTACK!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

Swans are evil!

I know lighting wrong but did it ages ago!

(

firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)

(LazyBastard, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

i would buy this!

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

eep

if I drink that will she take advantage of me?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

yes, and you would remember none of it.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

but his moustache would smell like fish the next day

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)

fishtache!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

fistache?

o_O

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)

yes

a famous french underwater swordsman

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

*absorbs knowledge*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

If she drinks it

I'll take advantage of you.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

....Sounds fishy.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)

*fears*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)

fucking trappist monks!

that explain why I feel so dizzy after just a couple of bottles

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

because you is pissed, innit

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

NINJA BUNNY!

....in the ninja mist.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

More titted biscuits!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

I'll titted biscuits YOU in a minute!

(

Weetobix, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

that's great stuff,

i think leningrad did something similar...

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

Looks nothing like Asterix

I mean woo, of course!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

PHWOOOORRRRRWOWOWOW.

Sideboob :)

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

i had enough bunnies for one day.

some of the fluffy fuckers scratched me. bastards.

how rude of me, i didn't woo! so there you go.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

I have a scar on my belly caused by a rabbit many years ago

I shall say no more

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Phowar!!

We'd have beautiful wildlife ninja babies

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

I'm pondering that jollyjack character animated series

could be very interesting

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

yes

this with bells and whistles

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

that too

could be quite a spectacular

they could fight denziens and big monsters and eat ice cream! it'd be great :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

denizens are a must

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

damn right :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

he used to do really smashing animations,

involving little balled men, i really like one which had a slow motion bullet.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

those crazy little balled mens!

I think it'd be cool to see his characters doing something animated tho

but would jj want to be a doin that?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)

I got this one covered

And WOO to JJ =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

hehe

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)

Niiiiice!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)

are there gorillas in the ninja mist?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

Thinking of sending this out as a christmas card!

(Rodders i hear pudding, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

yeah

why not?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

^this

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

^this

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)

^ this

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)

^and this

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)

^and that

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

baldmonkey?

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

he just needs a

red napkin.....

(

bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)

mmmmnmm, cooooon

www.dairyfarmers.com.au/df/ourproductsandrecipes/cheese/coon

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)

fukin aussie racists

go fuck some roo

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

cheesist!

youre not just contemplating masturbation, mate. you are a wanker!

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

I fear you have misconstrued this

as a jibe at you

re-read then appologise you fuckin cockslap

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)

someone needs to defend the cheesemakers

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

You're right

but it must be done in the correct whey!

baddum tshhhh

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

^maybe some of this

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)

(

numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)

^none of this though

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

(;,,;)

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

HAIL!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

RAIN!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

SNOW WAI!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

hahaha

ftagn!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)

Lord Zutulhu want more brownies -

NOW!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

G'MORNING.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

Goo'har'fternoon.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

maybe 30% of that

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

I'll have a smidgen of it while you're at it..

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

no, you were right.

none of it, at all.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

Oh ok then

*throws it back*

It smelt a bit funny as well, I think it went off.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

^ a smattering of this

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)

good idea,

i can't wait to send it to cousin Mgumbai.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

Are you raccoon?

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)

memory lane

here i come

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

To all your Combat 18 friends?

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

/Late on the bandwagon blog

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

Tory West Ham Fan?

must be Iain Dale...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)

Arf!

/liddlebitofpoliticsladiesandgentlemen

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)

He ran for the seat here in North Norfolk, and I had the dubious 'pleasure' of attending a parish council meeting where he visited to 'beef up support' for his campaign

against Norman 'Loud Tie wearer' Lamb for the NN seat. I have never met a more cringing and 'obvious' individual regarding the promises he was making, totally undeliverable to a majority of the area. I don't make my political views apparent online anywhere, and would never dream of doing so. In fact, after Dale's tawdry show, I lost a lot of interst in supporting any party

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

they are all self serving cunts in my opinion.

i had the opportunity of serving virginia bottomley when i was doing some catering work while attending uni.

she seemed alright and came to say hello to the catering staff, which i thought was good of her.

120 fucking soups i had to prep, as well as the chicken for the main.

i still wouldn;t have voted for her and yeas later met one of her 'people' who used to work for her. he was a nice chap with a few inside stories.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

Hah!

This ^^^

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)

I think you may have missed the point.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)

i think he might just be a cunt.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

hello

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

is that himlick or heinylick?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

hindlick

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

rindlick?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

rimlick

(

numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

same thing happened to me once

but i was faking the choke

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

did he choke on some salad?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)

random

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

9270346720346703468215872915

not really

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)

fish bottom banana burp

my mistake

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)

structured information

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)

well i never

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

put it to good use ;)

nice profile btw!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

thanks

our club rules

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)

toss my salad bitch

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

Sexy biscuits (with tits) time. Drink your teas....

...NOW!

www.b3ta.com/board/7778780

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

PHWOOOOAR

*rubs hob nob*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)

Please, sir? I have coffee, is that okay?

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

today, quite interestingly,

i have drank five different types of tea.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

Hurrah!

Can you name them? Please do. It'd be like tea erotica or something.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

well I started the morning with a strong tea, russian caravan.

around 11 i broke out the luxury stuff, a green tea, jasmine. for lunch i accompanied my meal with a semi-fermented tea, oolong, then moving in the afternoon settled for a medium tea, lapsang souchong. and have now finished a flavoured tea, apple crumble.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

Blimey.

*goes for a lie-down*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)

TEAROTICA!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)

in fact, i always love making tea puns.

i want to write to some tea magazine and try and get them to pay me money for writing, "it's flavour goes on t-oolong", "there's a ceylon at whittard's this week", "it left me y'earling for more" and "what assam-i for drinking this tea?"

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)

lolzors

It's a career worth fighting for.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

god! why don't you just fuck the neville?

/is grumpy. taking it out on others

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)

Silly!

We are both boy ones. Also, he stole my sexy biscuit idea, the cheeky scamp. I shall have words with him.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

Where is the need to fuck anyone

when you have biscuits with tits?

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

Hooray for teh tea tiem!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

Hurrah!

Now if they could only get tea itself to grow on trees! Imagine!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

Silly wheelybird!

Teas is not trees! That way Suggs' band tells untruths!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

cor!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

needs more

nose

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)

ahh, ya takes what ya gets

/popeye blog

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)

His deserved throne...

(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

he certainly does!

RIGHT YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT!
I'M OFF.
try not to fight while gone.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)

'Ning all!

My friend Richard requested a planet, and wanted it pink. I couldn't really refuse :)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

Job, get one.

(woo yay hoopla)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

I did it at school :)

They have tattyshop.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

I don't pay my taxes

but if I did I would not expect them to be used to put people through school.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

Especially not mine.

It's crap.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

I went to a school for problem

teachers

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)

where's Archie when you need him?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)

Right here :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

moth. er. fuck. ers.

we never had tattyshop when i were at school. we had badgergirl!!

(

Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)

ha - we had Artisan

... and logo.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

We had paint.

Seriously.
Just paint.

(

Cae1, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)

very....

prince

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

*sues*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

Wouldn't it be funny if T-Mobile sued Prince!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

word up ma dizzle!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

Oi oi wooden boy!

*dadhugs*

Y'alreet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)

yes daddy!

i had to whistle my happy tune lots and lots today to keep from losing my temper though!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)

Well, at least you didn't lose your temper, we all know what happens when you do that.

I've never heard it called "whistling my happy" before...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)

*titters*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

*sooties*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

*sweeps*

'ning!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

aaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhh

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

Here, allow me...

*mops cheesy's punk's mind with dirty rag*

Ooh, sorry. I seem to have wiped the pattern off...

*draws new pattern in marker pen*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

*little cousin scampies*

noon :)

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

you can't just sweep in with a statement like that!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

Cor-bett I can!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

It's a Palantir with a hula hoop

Rather nice though.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

There's an easter egg too.

Find it.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

is it that, viewed from Earth,

the moon is exactly the same size as the sun... which is why you get a halo in solar eclipses?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

No,

www.b3ta.com/board/7782057

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

Aaargh, before I scrolled down I thought it was going to be Sea Tramp's pig Clive O_o

*hides in safe place*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)

but don't you find it a little too coincidental that

the moon is visibly the same size as the sun from the Earth...? Doesn't that make you question reality. What is all of this is someone else's dream, like the prophets (Take That) suggested?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)

That does bend my mind a little bit, ashally

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)

It almost makes you believe in God.

(I said almost)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)

But does God believe in us?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)

What if God was one of us?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

What if God smoked cannabis?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

on the first day god rolled a fat one

on the second day god ate chocolate
on the third day god thought about creating life
on the fourth day etc etc etc

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

Of course,

we're just something to kill ;)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

T Com will be on your ass in

5
4
5
2
1

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

I have a bodyguard.

Click the "l" in "planet"

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

L for

large

lunar

litter (of kitten)?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

My bodyguard will prevent any litters.

Unless a female kitten floats by!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

BITCH !!!

no wait that's a female dog!

QUEEN

no wait that's even worse

TOM

no wait...... oh I give up!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

Bob?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)

awww

You win

(

Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

cool!!

can i have a planet as black as my soul?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

lol compliments

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)

that is not black.

take it away.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

I'm sorry :(

(

ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)

I made his soul out of finest ebony, you see

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)

Yin!

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ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)

not black enough.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

RACIST

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ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

you didn't say black

you said as black as your soul, I think he's suggesting you've got a kind of fuzzy out of focus white and grey soul.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)

Yes, but...

www.b3ta.com/board/7782085

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)

very nice bobo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

Thankyou.

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ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

Praaaance 2.0

(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

Splendid stuff!

Although a trifle large, you may want to optimise it a bit before you "get it up ya" ;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

pfffft

trifle!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

I's bein fluffeh

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

;)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

my dad had custard in one ear and cream in the other

he was a trifle deaf

*gets coat*

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

Here, I'll get it for you

*hands coat*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)

WHAT?

I have custard and cream in my lug 'oles!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)

fair play

amended... how's that?

(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)

Sterling work!

Here, accept this woo:

Woo!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

You forgot

Prince has 0 friends

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)

haha

good work- woo!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)

Hooray

another Facebook gag

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

haha

splendid

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)

short draft

sorry for size

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

that's ace :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

that is right good!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

That's rather good, that is!

Have a woo. In word form.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

Exceedingly good!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

This is great

Woo

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Mod Edit, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

Cor, nice!

W
  O
    O
        !

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

This is fab!

woo yay and houpla all spelled out for you!

and a *clicks*

edit... would it be possible?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

^^ doooo ittttttt

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)

oh that's good

expand upon this theme

and create porn in it

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

Bloody

Love

This

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

this is great

it reminds me of a music video, but without the music.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

http://b3ta.com/board/7782086

(eight, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)

That's WELL good

specially like the police one :D

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

i like this

for it is woo (:

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amon - hooray :D, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

That's very very woo!

*clicks*

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ClanSoul, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

*clicks like a loon*

Very well done sah!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

beautiful

love it

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lemonhead, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

yes, it does remind me of the wonderful 'the child' video.

but it's difficult to implement, and that's great.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

that's bloody awesome sir!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

Good...

...but bindun on an old advert that used to be shown in cinemas, can't remember what it was for, possibly a credit card of some kind.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)

Splendid stuff sirrah!

...and an extra point on your scorecard for apologizing for a teensy bit over teh file size - no apology necessary when your stuff's this WOOOOO tho! :D

*clicky*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)

A WOO

From me too, and congrats on the FP..

(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)

Wooo

Is this the alt tag motorway?

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)

Needs a...

...pedestrian getting run over and some crashes :)

(eonik, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)

click

But would like trafic in two ways, and accidents. ;)

(Spng, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)

I say, that's rather spiffing

Jolly fine show!

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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)

i like how they even change lanes

wonderbar, sir

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)

excellent

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connor, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)

oo i like that

very nice

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mutated monty, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)

Awesome...

..which font is that?

(ponty, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)

Thanks Wikipedia!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

"Cock face! with a cock in his face"

"and the face of a cock"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

I think that's from his 1986 album

which was cock

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

yes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)

YAY!

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

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