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[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# that is EXCELLENT!!
i love his face!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# you'd love to sex his face
you sicko!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I'll sex your face in a minute if you're not careful

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
which bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# right in your narrow eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# they're tight and shaven
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# waste not....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Wooo...
CLICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# your old stuff's great ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# what are you saying about his newer stuff?
(probably that he hasn't done any in a while)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I was waiting for that...
I took longer than an average post creating the top piccy (and updating the bottom one), so if you think going from this to the above is a repost, and that offends you so much, click ignore. :p

Also, does that ^ ^ mean my new stuff isn't? *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I was just joking!! :o(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# *kissy*
S'ok. I'm in a grumpy mood because I haven't slept for about 1 and half years. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# WINNER.
A lovely change from highly impressive but non-rofltastic anims, too. I'm on a lo-fi tip this week. More of this sort of thing!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# after last weeks talent explosion
i know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Hurrah for golf!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# nooo
poor mouse! :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Lovely work :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Brilliant
w/y/h and a click
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Amended repost eh? Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# :p
heh

Two hats? Blimeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Haha, I did a real lol at that =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# haha
i like the amount of snailage there's been in this compo so far
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
Like.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# haha
that's one purple cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# It's Magenta!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# O hai popular chicken!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# They then fire lasers through the telephone!
Defra that is. Look at her and her evil eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Hello!
How the devil are you, you lovely creature?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha!!
*checks*
yay!
i haven't missed your 10000!

hurry!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that





42
(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Yay!
The countdown is back on!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# i'll have a vowel please..
and three from the top.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# *rips trousers away*
*quivers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *Runs away as far and as fast as humanly possible
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# you can't out-run it!
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Aceness Miss
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# haahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Initiate hippo thread

hippo wants to liiiiiive
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# yay. It's been a while since I've seen hippos on b3ta :)
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
#
My first post was infected by hippos! :(
(no friends Tasting your cake., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# that's because the hippos love you
The hippos love everyone except water buffalo. 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# We'll get our own back, just you wait and see.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# hahahahah
marvelous
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# lashings and lashings of oil!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Haha that wins
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# haha
top notch
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# it's a nice idea
but why does it have to have stupid spelling?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# because of the LOL
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# So that Bush can understand it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# roflbees
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# didn't see it myself :)
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# He's Scottish



/runs
(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaah
this has EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# It was written...
...by the Kittens of Doom.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# What a lovely swinging action you have Mr Box.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# that's what all the girls say
or somesuch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha!!
soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# woosome!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I wondered if this was a US citizen if any of this would of happened.
Great Britain used to rule this world, now we are gayers.
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# foreign policy ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# it's all jesus' fault
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
#
That's you that is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Oh, Christ, don't tempt him.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# was it addressed?
to: the occupier,
iraq
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] This rat is DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# long live this rat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# It hamster!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Sodding well isn't


it's resting
.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# jgp that fucker
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# HOW is this 130K?
Just HOW?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# it's a big rat?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# pfft
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# png
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# pong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# not science
of that, I am sure
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# easy...
Click "save as king huge .png"
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooob
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# No its not, its probably pining for the OPTIMISATION!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# There, he moved!

Didnt consider dial up when I uploaded (130k its still tiny)
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Yeah, but we have limits on here
Which we ask you very nicely to stick to
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
#
Opens in Paint Shop Pro
Saves as JPG
Size=9.96kb
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# appropriate username, then
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Its tiny now
Shrunk it
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Oh my god! That's absolutely hilarious!
Where did you get the idea for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Bet it was the same rat that Biggins cuddled
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# LOL U PWNED THAT RAT GUD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# HAHAHA
winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# How the...?
Are there 2 of them in there?

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I hear Gandi's in the ashtray:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# along with John Lennon...
...or something
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *shoots*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# *leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *eats*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# along the M4
over the severn bridge
(pdjpdj, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Love it!

*click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# If I had a car and knew how to drive
I'd have that as my number plate.

Actually, even if I had a car and didn't know how to drive I might, but I imagine that knowing how to drive the car would be useful.

Woo image by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# If I had a car and knew how to drive
I might consider giving you my car on which to place the aforementioned number plate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# That would be nice of you.
I'd have to make sure I knew how to drive, if I had your car.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# obviously I would require marriage and some pies
assuming you could fulfill your end of the bargain, I would be happy to learn to drive, attain a decent level of expertise, and teach you to drive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# What type of pies?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# chicken preferrably
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Hmmm,
deal.

I'll just find you a russian bride now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I can't speak russian
you'll have to suffice :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# damn, now how am i going to get my whales in..?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Poke 'em on?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# haha
pikachu!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I'm ashamed to say I laughed a lot at that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# kids today. tsk tsk tsk


I feel dirty. Sorry PW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I always wondered why my teachers marked me off for using that.
You mean it was ME that was wrong all those years?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# we got an email to the entire IT dept once
from a user asking why there were alot of words not in the MS Word spell-check dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I had a long debate with someone the other day.
They were claiming that 'as well as' was all one word. It ended with them saying "I'll prove to you that it is." It hasn't been brought up again since.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# haha
they should of known better



*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I'm really trying,
but it's making me feel wrong inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# haha
the line of pedantic criticism has a steep fall on the other side
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# * wishes I had a handy SPANG graphic to brandish at you!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# hehehe
I've just written out a cheque for £512 for plumbing and tiling.

It has had the same effect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# ow, you poor shit.
I'll be dropping $4000 on a used truck soon.
I feel your pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# YAY for AbScrab!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Fine, I missed a space!
Shoot me!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *loads*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# You know how they get Pokemon in the pokeballs
A swift kick between the pokelegs...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Sex phrase in our house:
Poke a mons
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Lovely
(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# The mother of all suspensions
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
macbook for the best entry*

*this is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# The newsletter for people who think all bears should be called Mohammed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND!!..AYEE CANNAE SEE MAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# damn i was soooooo close
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# KEEP YOUR STINKING MACBOOKS YOU FUCKING SELLS OUTS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# just because you didn't win
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# i didn't even enter.
HOWEVER!!
my home computer is nearly up and running and captain pennis has given me a copy of photoshop!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# a legal copy of photoshop i hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Of course, what other kind is there?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ones taken from work
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *shrugs*
yeah probably...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# "I've managed to get away without a written correction"
/private joke
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# *laughs at GTA's privates*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Pfftt...
^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I so want to ask them for one now :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# 100 ways to gargle love custard
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# The Macbook is a LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# i was gonna say that
(That Random Guy, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# feel free.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# who won it in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Richard Gere
Oh, wait. That was the gerbil prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I'm fairly sure they are real
I've seen one in Comet and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Lie!
I don't have one = not real!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Breakfast in Khartoum
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Still not seen 2girls1cup? There's a link in here...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# FREE TRANSFORMERS HD-DVD FOR FIRST 7 READERS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# B3TA TOWERS: TAKE YOUR KID TO WORK DAY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# The Muhammed of Newsletters
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# The Muhammed of ALL Newsletters
in Khartoum
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Rolf's Khartoum Time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# FTW
in Khartoum
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# for the third time
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# With fourty fine lashes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# waits for GTA to produce a fine post of this!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Grand Theft Archie?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# with lashings of whipped bear
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# HMMM.. THAT GLASS COCX WILL TAKE ABOUT £700 TO FIX GUV...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# pfft!
I was wondering about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# don't wonder..
you'll get lost!!
hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# oh cod
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Breakfast again in Khartoum
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# while reading the Muhammad of all newsletters
again
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Purple monkey dishwasher!
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# we really liked your work and we'll keep your c.v on *file...*bin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I never wanted a macbook anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# More popular than a Liverpudlian in the Sudan
(It's getting ridiculous now)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Fuck!
And sorry about my outburst last night - I was very cranky.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Ye Gods!
Tell me that's some really clever cross-linking thing, and that page is actually photoshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# re: getting ridiculous
I am wondering if the human pack behaviour is the reason why I have never felt comfortable in large crowds.

We You humans are an odd bunch of creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I like to think
that the kids knew exactly what they were doing when they told their teacher to call that bear Mohammad. If they just wanted rid of her, then it was a great plan.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# The joys of teaching
in Khartoum
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# during breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Muhammeding your bear since 1972
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Cherry Chocolate Reign
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# 84% saturated socks, 12% sky and 4% pleading.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# following your application for child benefit...
...you obviously have no need for Viagra in your household.
But would you like Identity Theft insurance...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# it's back.....again.......you'll never get rid of it, it's like e-syphilis.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
#
"15 windows of rape" free Gillian Gibbons advent callender
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Because Europe isn't a country
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# More fun than 15 days in a Sudanese prison
(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Norway, Sweden and Finland, they're fucking cold, and shaped like a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Kill her, kill her by firing squad

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Hi my name is Mohammed
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I CAN HAZ MACBOOK?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter - Now accepting donations of Macbooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# More exciting than a Philip Schofield Calendar
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# is this you?
www.schofieldfans.co.uk/gallery/v/meet07/ruth1.jpg.html
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# evil rob...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# He is, very
The one and only time he acknowledges my existence on the board and it's too insult me....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# BWAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHAAHH
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.*




*May contain traces of fib
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ^ does contain traces of nuts?

* allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Not since the operation
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Woops...
Sorry..

* throws away yesterdays news-paper
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# no, but those teeth are MTs
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Dear gods
her again
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha that's nasty!
Poor Trelly, having to look like that :(
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR YOUR CAR INSURANCE?... YOU MUPPET
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Cunting your fuck like a teacher to a bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Mind the gap where a sesne of humour should be
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# it's like standing at your front room window flashing your tiny penis
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Sticks and stone may break my bones but I am still calling this bear Mohammed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# hehe!
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# SEE ROB MANUEL IN HIS LATEST MOVIE - GINGER VIXENS 2
www.b3ta.com/board/7830479
scroll to Leningrad
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I added a name.
"Muhammad"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# B3ta: To the internet what a Scotch egg enema is to a vegetarianism!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Public floggings sponsored by Maybelline - for outstanding lashes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# 2 girls 1 finger!
and you thought the cup was rank!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# We called our teddy Jehovah
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# DONATING MACBOOKS TO THE LABOUR PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Spreading electronic AIDS today to make tomorrow worthwhile.
Because tomorrow is World AIDS day. See? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
www.worldaidsday.org/
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# EVERYBODY HAS AIDS
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Why have you stopped asking this on talk?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Because it's full of twarts.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# it's not,
it's just the twats are more vocal,
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Because he can.
Rob's the only person allowed to post non-image posts on the main board, without me shitting down their earhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# b3ta turns down Donald Trump offer
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I donate £650,000 and all I got was this lousy newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# BIGGINS TO WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# What about
Readers Wives. Now featuring the works of TGA:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# they'd have to lift the staple first...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# don't we all:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# NOW WITH 2 BALLS, 1 CUP
/sports accessory blog
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# VIAGRA OFFICIAL SITE - NOVEMBER 77% OFF
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Gladly accepting bribes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Hagrid gets into trouble in Sudan.
poor thing.
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Scraping the comedy cheese off the internet's bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# The "Mohammed" edition, NO DON'T TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!
?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# flies like a butterfly, stings like a bear.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# 100% Sa,fe To Take, With NO S:ide Effects, No P, umps! No Surgery! No Exercises!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# MADDIE SET TO BE NEW ENGLAND MANAGER
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ...tightly holding onto Jesus the teddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# MADDIE ATTACKS DIANA OVER HOUSE PRICES
/daily express
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ACTUALLY TRANSFORMERS WAS A SHIT FILM - HAH
Make sure you have the prizes first though
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner religion is made.
Its all made up shite.
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# "Ok, I sat on my hand for 10 minutes, now what?"
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# "40 lashes just for reading this?"
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# B3ta: 38th best website in the world! not as good as growcube though
(That Random Guy, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# .. though slightly better than Ricky Gervais' site
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# This teddy is called Prince.

This Teddy is called Jesus and he is more real than your Teddy.
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Web Sheriff acting on behalf of the teddybear have forced b3ta to stop taking the piss
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I’ve herd rumour that "the web sheriff is a paedophile"; but with no evidence it's just silly rumour.
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ADVENT CALENDARS ARE FOR RETARDS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# rebelling against Thatcher's Britain
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# "This newsletter will TRANSFORM into a cockwrench in 5 seconds"
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Binge drinking and falling from scaffolding in time to ruin xmas for mum.
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# READ BY MORE TEACHERS THAN THE GUARDIAN
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# b3ta newsletter: It's so good, we put our shit in it
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# A shit in the vagina of the religious.
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# DO NOT OPEN: NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Delivery Manager Service has encountered a problem with the B3ta newsletter
(for anyone that is having a problem with on demand services)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# FRACTAL BIGGINS FROM STOCKPORT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Biggins?
(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# THE KARMA SUTRA FOR THE SINGLE MAN
1001 wanking tips
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Madiana
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# "100% Ginger"
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# macbook is a scottish librarian

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
#
WAITING FOR <BLINK> TAGS TO COME BACK INTO FASHION SINCE 1997
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# B3ta: Allah your bears are belong to us.
.
(le singe est dans l'arbre loves lamp, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# .
always look on the bright side of life!
(yes, I know it's not the right film...)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# hurrah !

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
#
*purchases*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# i think you'll find...
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *Makes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*clicky click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Haha!
We've all got it in for meerkats today!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha!
This is my fav so far.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Needs more Calvin and Hobbes
Woo BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaa!
I [HEART] Scarlet!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# We all do :D
(L)
/msn
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# *goes back and reads the ones I've missed*
And woo!

Edit: Hahahaha I had a blackcurrantnosedribble when I read Pip & Art's Christmas shopping one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# wow
it would be funny, if it were not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# It's funny 'cuz it
IS true.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# i can count on one hand the amout of times i've ridden on the underground.
what an adventure it was!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# What else are you doing with one hand on the underground?
hm?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# fending off drunken tramps..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# pfft
You kids and your euphamisms. Back in MY day we just called it polishing the helmet or flogging the dolphin or choking the chicken or beating your meat or cleaning your pipes or playing the skin flute or....
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# are you talking about MASTURBATING?
us kids are quite open and relaxed ablout it these days...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# oh.
want some pron to go with that wank, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# please
*drops trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Will this do?
guaranteed horse-free


(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I have an idea
how about a "How to play" for Deus Ex?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I can't really take suggestions for those.
As they’re dependant on what I’ve actually played.
(And I’ve not played Deus Ex).
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# You should
FANTASTIC game!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Have you played Portal?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# yep and he's reviewed it.
/is jollyjacks designated replier for the day
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *replies here too so you don't feel left out*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# He did one for portal!
Ace as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Ooh good
anybody got the link to it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ta dah!!!!
www.collectedcurios.com/HTP_002_Portal.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Haha!
Trains suck arse.

EDIT: I have been away for far far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# :)


*glooms*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Too long since I've seen one of these
Wonderful as ever :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# seen what...?
a train?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha
That happened to me the other day. Someone cried cos she couldn't get on the train.
(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I think Scarlet should get a job!
New Storyline?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# 1) Scarlet gets a job
2) Scarlet says a few funny things
3) Scarlet ultimately gets fired for
a) Burning half the place down
b) Picking up someone's child and commenting on how cute they are, while squeezing all the air out of the poor thing
c) Does something else that's inappropriate

Sounds good to me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Silly.
What would a child be doing in Ann Summers?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Sir,
I demand Agent Provocateur, damn you!

Yours,

Dr. W.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Since when
did Scarlet wear a coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# She wore one last winter.
Must've borrowed it off Kat....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Damocles gave me the idea...
and I just had to get it out of my head...



Should test the idea vs execution debate somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# is that the influence of...
meerkat forces?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# 'Meerkin forces actually
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] i have simialar misgivings about this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun surely !!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I don't get it,
so instead, i'll say
"HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S HAMMY!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Tsk!
youngsters these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Haha yes
very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Hmasters are what we played with before computer games were invented:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE HE'S A CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# It's not going to get any fluffier than this


I'm off to the pub. Laterz!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Hello, I'm also off to the pub later,
what do you guys think of this?
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post104471
/talk hate it usuprisingly.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I was going to suggest the same thing,
but I couldn't be bothered.
I'll click it though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Thanks
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# What, something to show the popular stuff?
Like a popular page and a front page?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Similar but more a combined number for the week
and the popular page doesn't show how many people like it. It just tells you more people like it than anything else.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# why would you need this? why?!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# you don't really need to know how many clicks you get, after all, if you get enough clicks, it goes on the popular page anyway
when the 'friends' thing was introduced, there was a small error in that the amount of times a post was clicked was shown under the post in the friends section - quickly retracted.

It would just add to the whole 'clique' thing which people keep going on about. At the end of the day, if a post is good enough, it'll get clicked and go onto popular :)

of course, if you're really really lucky, it'll appear in a national newspaper, and then you can charge for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# They have a similar stats thing here.
www.web-stuff.com/stats
.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Does anyone fall for those links anymore?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# * You just did
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I hover over every link
I've been on /talk too long.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Oh FuckSocks!

* gives himself a...


.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# If I hadn'e read this^, I would have.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# shit idea. plain and simple. shit.
why is it that people think turning websites into popularity contests is a good thing?
shit idea. utterly dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Chillax
It's only an idea
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# a shit one.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# No thanks
I don't need no steenking click counter to know I'm the only one clicking my posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# precisely!
the only people who would actually receive enough clicks to make it worth it, already know how fucking impressive their posts are.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Thanks for backing me up
or confirming how shit my posts are, I'm not sure which...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# HAHA IT'S BACK UP MAN, TRUST ME, I RECKON MINE GET LESS THAN YOURS, CONSIDERING I HAVENT MADE AN IMAGE IN OVER A YEAR NOW...
fuck, caps lock, i can't be arsed to re-type.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Argh! My Frikkin' ears!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Fluffy then pub?
You lead a simple and good life, and I am insanely jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *scoffs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# *attempts to dip toast soldier in first*
waiter!
this egg keeps biting my toast
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# What if there were two cats?
Hmm!?

FLUFFEH!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Pub at this time?
I have to wait another three hours!

*hurumph*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The parrot ate them all :(

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# THIS, IS AN EX-PARROT!
hahahaha!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I can always count on you to be the first to reply :)
How are you today?

first only one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# i'n ok i guess....
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Just ok?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Jaffternoon.
This is Matthew.
Matthew leads a simple life.
He is pleased with simply existing.



What're you lot up to, today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# aww
he's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# working from home
which means doing more Scrabulous than work
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# scrabulous sounds like a camp skin condition

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# *scratches*
I stuck a crab on IVV's labia yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# You certainly did
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *installs*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Went on a scrabulous kick last spring.
...turns out I'm not so great at Scrabble after all. Just everybody I ever played in real life with a real board must've sucked worse than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# what's with all the questions
Are you some sort of wise guy
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# being very very fucked off for no reason
although it could have something to do with far too much sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# cancel it out with sprouts
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# bleah
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
#
sprouts
Insulin
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Hello Matthew
Today, I'm going to be Tina TURNER!!!

/Stars in their Eyes
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# No pics
ergo...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hi IVV
sorry for trouncing you yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# No you're not
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Ivy!
*superhugsandsmooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# :D
'lo Trelly! How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Good, ta, apart from being thrashed at scrabble ;)
You? How was Barcelona?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Barcelona was amazing
it gave me tonsillitis though, so I am all sad and antibiotic-ridden now.

I shall upload the photos when I have some energy.

*acts pathetic for sympathy*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *Sympathies IN THE FAYCE!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Oooh
*is startled but pleased*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# aw auntie!
*scrawls 'get well soon auntie' on a card*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# How beautiful
I shall treasure it
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTIE!!!
*nephewhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Hello nephew
*ruffles hair*

*presents with shiny ten pee*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# argh!!
it's running through my fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# in her 'beyond thunderdome' guise?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Naturally
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# looking for a job

same thing as every fuckin day
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# then, i hung out in front of the drugstore
reminds me of that old cheech & chong routine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU34iLemwdY
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I'm currently employing
would you like to come and be my bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# if it's a graphic design job..then yes I would be your bitch

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# no joy

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# then i found a job
and...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# would be happy


*glooms*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Trying not to do anything strenuous
Other than get ready to head oop north next week
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# be sure to have all your vaccinations
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# haha
it's hardly oop north is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Just cos everything's south of you....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I know a bird from up north!

It's true without the pun, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# thats a nasty spill...
*grabs sheet of bounty*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I am coughing and fretting
and scratching my scrotum.

I probably have scrotal scrabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I'm enjoying Matthew
He's Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Hello Periwinkle
I'm Lucy Lavender.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Phhrooar!
I 'ave curm to mend ze frij ja?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# he's all the lully
*wishes him well in his simple life*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Matthew looks like he can make a mean rhubarb crumble.
You know what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Well
Today I got out of bed, had a shower followed by some porridge and toast and marmalade all washed down with three cups of tea. Then I went to work, I travelled to work on the train today and never got charged for a ticket, which was nice. I arrved at work and had a cup of tea and read the Independent for an hour then chatted to Jimmy about womens bladders bursting after they had been binge drinking - we both agreed that it was a scare story made up by the BBC. Then I went for a break and had a lorne and black pudding roll from Woodys. After my break I played Pacman for about 40 minutes then I went to do the toilet, when I was finished I drank a cup of water and listened to the radio until lunch time. Right now I'm eating a ciabatta stuffed with St Agur cheese and bierwurst.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Oooh that sounds fun
Do they pay you money for this Independent reading and Pacman playing?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Hello Matthew! Nice to meet you.
And G'noon, Grims.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# And a ning, nong nonny to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Today I am completing my final day of work.


That's what I'm doing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Are you retiring?
Are they giving you a gold carriage clock?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# clarkson! dead ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# pffft
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Ah ha ha ha...
etc.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# he's more likely to meet his end reversing into the sea
good stuff, BTW
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I've never met my end
but I have introduced it to a few people
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# excellent stuff!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha!
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Awww
Is he approaching a sheer glacier wall? Or a crevasse?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# he may do
but at the moment he's just happy to spew hummer gas into the atmos for a slow suicide attempt to melt the tundra
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# *doodles
*shares with the interweb
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# gothic neo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I see some Inigo Montoya in there too
"Hello. My name is Mr Anderson. You killed my net access. Prepare to die."
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Not meant to be anyone in particular, but now you mention it :)
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# apologies for crappiness
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I knew it!
I like the way his arse is slightly paler than the rest of him, Smurf white bits! :D
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# i think, once you get an idea like that into your head,
you can't just leave it to fester, can you?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# exactly that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# *giggles*
I like this I do
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# This is why you never see smurfs at christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# also, because they're not real
see also: father christmas, jesus
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# that's smurfin ace
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Today is going SO slowly...


Story:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7118802.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha!!
me and captain pennis did LOL!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb, she kept it in a bucket
'cause every time she let it out,
the big ram used to ____ __

put your entries on the back of a postcard, children
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# mary had a little lamb, she could not stop it jumpin'
she took it up the garden path and kicked it's little rump in.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
#
little rump in fucking cunt in
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# that too!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# barge through the open door and piss in the sink?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# no, but it does remind me of an unfortunate suprise party somebody gave for me
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Death guaranteed!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# thought it was a blackwater reference for a second there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# *squints*
*giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Arf...
could be some 'friendly fire' angles in here as well.

hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# he had previous experience with the Tamil Tigers
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

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