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# I did the office Christmas tree last night... The fairy turned out rather well.

CFB
Made from HappyToast's excellent zombie design (edit - link added).

Much better than last year's Jihad Fairy...
CFB
Less chance of embassy burning.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)
# hurrah! - ps the Jihad one's really good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *burns Jelly Babies*
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:43, archived)
# this is genius and very very well executed (pfft)
did you see what i did there?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)
# haha I likes
EDIT: I just got a Gaz!

Hello Dearie

I am a post-op girl with no intergrity and A girl without knowledge and understanding ,who cares everything about lovebeads but without cogitating on the other part of it .my name is miss carriage i just went through your profiel at (www.b3ta.com) call them front pages? You must be shagging a mod. i have no option than letting you know that am intrested in having relactionship without you, I am a girl filled up with the real sense of smell and cares to to be treated without sincerity and humbleness .I love playing games with injured animals and also reading about reasonable things that will have a lot to do with the real life .So if U are intrested and own a canoe plz Email me on address
([email protected]) so that i will tell you more about me and send you my bill.
thanks and God maim you,
yours Sincerely,
Brian,
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Huzzah!

*feels left out*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
# she only wants you for your pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Nutter!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
# oh sweet
use her and lose her
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Pffft 'own a canoe'
*giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# i laughed at that bit too
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Everyone's getting that except me:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# And me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:42, archived)
# want me to farward it?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:42, archived)
# 'lo sir :)
Did you survive your period of forced separation ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Yeah, bloody knackered today
bloody knackered todayand I have to do it all again . . . poor me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Doh
Still, you enjoy it. Mostly...right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Sure!
It's just all happening in 1 week


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:49, archived)
# And me
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:43, archived)
# we're just too out of her league.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I think I get it...
It's some kind of spam, but what Zak has done is change it around a bit to make it more B3tan...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:45, archived)
# exactly
trust Zak
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Oh I do. He has all my credit cards, my house keys, car keys
and access to my beloved guitar collection.

If that's not trust I don't know what is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:52, archived)
# lol
*hides canoe*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Super
I haven't topped my tree yet.
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# TJ: I appear to have lost imageready
What free software do people use for making animated gifs?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:42, archived)
# We still ahve the label for the tree on top.
Think I might leave it, then I can resell it afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:43, archived)
# You had your eBuy account hacked?
Mine was a few days ago, I still don't have a clue what happened. They were listing boots ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Lush
I used to have the HappyToast design but lost it, anyone know where he's hidden it?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:45, archived)
# here:
www.b3ta.com/board/7858711
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# .


cfb

Sorry I'm having trouble with photoshop saving for web at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I LOVE HOUSES BEST OF ALL THE RESIDENCE!

I LOVE HOUSES THEY'RE MY HOME!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)
# hello you
whats up with glascox then?

EDIT: i like riverghost, best of all the party hosts
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:35, archived)
# It hasn't worked since the 29th of October.
I have said this every day since firework night.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:36, archived)
# It works, it's just not been updated
it's just not been updated

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# That is not what i call working.
It is, indeed, what I call not working.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# It went tits up when we had that funny afternoon when we all went back a week
and it never recovered
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# oh my
i did wonder why i was struggling to find stuff on it the other day
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Needs a click for bigger....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Not with the way my photoshop is optimising at the mo it doesn't:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I'll do it.
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
# There ya go
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha!
very good sir.

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand click
If this hasn't already been started up, someone needs to.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!

/edit: this definately gets my click
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:35, archived)
# finally spotted the pun
Woo to you sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I LOVE HOUSES

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
#
It gives me a semidetatched
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Nicely done!
*click*

I have developed that same problem!
Ver' annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I've got jpgs looking like gifs:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Oh no, not that!
I thought you meant the filesize!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# YAY! that should be real!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Blade Runner: The Umpteenth Cut
Further re-cut to appeal to a new audience

Deckard make a shocking discovery...



Click for "Widescreen Director's Final I Promise Until We find More deleted stuff that was too shit to put in in the first place Cut"

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)
# nice crop
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I knew there had to be some kind of explanation for them coming back...

It's like.... tears, in the rain...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:30, archived)
# You can just imagine
Geri going to Simon Fuller:

"I Want more life, fucker!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:35, archived)
# As Simon ruthlessly leaves them to fend for themselves,
he turns around to see an origami vagina with a union jack on it...

What could it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# GOTTA KILL THEM ALL!
Pls k thx bye
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Snowmen have them too!
(but they don't have belly buttons)

This is becoming a habit
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Snownips!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Anyone else getting Gaz Spam?
Hello Dear
Hello Dear
how are you today hope all is well with you;
I am a girl of intergrity and A girl who is full of knowledge and understanding ,who cares everything about love and cares without cogitating on the other part of it .my name is miss jane i just went through your profiel at (www.b3ta.com) i have no option than letting you know that am intrested in having relactionship with you, I am a girl filled up with the real sense of belonging and cares to to be treated with sincerity and humbleness .I love playing games with friends and also reading about reasonable things that will have a lot to do with the real life.So if U are intrested plz Email me on address
([email protected]) so that i will tell you more about me and send you my picture,
thanks and God bless you,
yours Sincerely,
jane,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# no, just you
just youGET IN THERE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Yup, lots of people.
Look at Prof Kenny Martin's post down there.
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\/
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Fuck sake.
Why can't someone mend Glassco.cx ?

Fuck all this 'friends' shit, lets have the basics back.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha, NO
I'd do her, if she wasn't already a priest in Nigeria.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)
# They don't have belly buttons
cos they're all CLONES!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Evil clones at that
...ready to take over the world (as long as it's not too warm)

Global warming is just a secret government plan to stop them destroying us all.

Run for your lives!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Ooooh
So the environmentalists are species traitors working hand-in-hand with our would-be snowy oppressors?

*Burns fossil fuels*

Take that you fiends!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# VRRROOOOMMMMM!
*fires up 16 litre, v10, 6 wheel drive Roodiedoodiemobile*

*stalls*
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Your exhaust pipe is full of snow!
Cunning bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Our Marketing bird has no belly button:
flickr.com/photos/lord-manley/483833692/

There's a dip which is smaller than it looks in the thumbnail here, but just all smooth skin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Moobs?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Snoobs, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:25, archived)
# SNOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *writes down*
*patents*
:D
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Don't you repress me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Ahem...
First use, down there
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V
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Facist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I have no problem with people of other Facs
My best mate is a Fac you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# * ducks down
*play tents

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *tweaks*
haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)
# No belly buttons?!?!!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)
# If i snows, I'm so going to have to give the snowman snowmoobs now...
SNOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:20, archived)
# SNOOBS!
*emails the people at the Oxford English Dictionary*
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# :D
*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:20, archived)
# *coffee*
*screen*
*wipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)
# THEIVING BASTARD!
Ive not been on b3ta for a couple of months and somebody comes along and smells my farts, likes what he smells, bottles it and then sells it as perfume.
You owe me a billion pound in royalties. You'll be hearing from my army of law students doing pro bono work in the morning.

See HERE for explaination of rant.


Im not really mad you know, Im Just wired on caffine, boxing induced insomnia and flu remedy. Its like being on smack.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] merry christmas.....
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:01, archived)
# You loon!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# ^ This ^

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Hurrah!
A welcome return sir!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wheeeeee! Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# woo
yay
houpla
panowie

and it's the first one of those i've offered in a while
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Arf!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# yes,
YES
YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ^ Almost exactly this
And 'ning the board!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Hello
How's "it" going?
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)
# A couple of interviews tomorrow, potentially pretty well :)
You are a star brighter than any in the universe.

*worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:09, archived)
# :D
Good luck!

And thank you, happy to help.
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:11, archived)
# ohhh!!
best of luck mater!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Danke schone both of you!
Though if I succeed it means I'll have no time to go on B3ta... Which saddens me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:19, archived)
# 'nings
how the devil art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:08, archived)
# I art in merye spirites good sir.
How dost the morrow find thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hiding in the cleaners cuboard
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Ummm...
why?

I know someone who gets off on being locked in a cupboard, you're not that deviant are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:13, archived)
# no,
i'm just hiding from the day.
i'm not in the mood for 'work' today.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Ah... fair enough.
Room for one more?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Couldn't agree more

WOOYAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)
# 'Lo Caewan
How's the PC?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:11, archived)
# They're "fixing" it on monday.
:(

(I can't do it myself coz its free...and if i did do it myself i'd have to spend £30 which i don't have.)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
That has set my morning mood nicely

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:10, archived)
# ^ Yes
It has instantly made the world a better place! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:30, archived)
# ah ah their little legs
=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hahahah
another b3tan who came in from the cold.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:11, archived)
#


All!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:14, archived)
# 'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:18, archived)
# 'ningles
You two!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:19, archived)
# 'ningles
all of you, even though I've already said hello to Ives once this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:21, archived)
# 'ning mate!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:30, archived)
# :D
Nicely done!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:18, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] mad santa
(grobsig No longer cleaning up after others, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Sad Manta!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
# oof
hull
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Bindun I'm afraid
Nice idea though.
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)
# pants.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Seasonal pance!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# nice marble dispensers though
very tasteful
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:58, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the guys!
EDIT: HAHAHAHA!

THe statsboard reads as one of the best comedy skits ever!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:59, archived)
# link me
i can never remember what the stats board link is
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
#
I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# What's the link again?
I really should bookmark it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Thank you Waspy.
It is indeed a work of brilliance. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:08, archived)
# *looks*
haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# they don't dispense marbles...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:59, archived)
# hands up anyone who isn't wearing pants!

edit/ *puts hand up*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *raises*
i never wear pants, they impede the creativeness of my undercarraige
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:01, archived)
# + put your
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Are you?
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# it was me. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha!!!
ace!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# haha, splendid!
condiments of the season, my good sir
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# tippy-tippy-tipassoi!
Hello m'dahhlin'!

*huggles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Daaaaaave!
'lo gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *looks over shoulder*
eh? Who you talking at?

EDIT: Last Friday's Happy Friday Song which you (and I) am WAY too young to remember


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:00, archived)
# are you going to
pepper the board with puns today?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:59, archived)
# It's an a-salt on my ears
I mustard these puns a thousand times
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
# New evidence from Cuba suggests that waterboarding isn't as bad as first thought

Alternative caption: Surfin' Camp X-Ray
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# :D
Have a very old pea! one of my first shops!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:48, archived)
# No helecopter - No Bridge
* Not true!

I may spend today looking through from www.b3ta.com/board/archive/1

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:51, archived)
# They love talking about it afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:20, archived)
# this
am awesome :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:25, archived)
# following on from happy toasts zombie fairy yesterday
have a rehash of the Andrew McDavies Tree Topper


rightclick 'save as' if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Ha, I was wondering lately if you did any andrews anymore
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)
# aye, got halfway throgh doing pics for new calendar but not near finishing yet
unfortunatly, so no new calendar before christmas.

i may get a PDF of it ready for the new year to give away for free.

new book out in new year as well, hopefully, damn deadlines.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I really enjoyed the 2007 calender
it really tied the room together
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)
# thank you, it's to to know people liked them
i will et finger out and try and sort something out for the new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Good stuff.
Once she'd got over how odd it was, I think the missus quite liked the calendar too.


1
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:01, archived)
# wahey!
more of this kind of thing

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)
# That looks extremely painful!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Hehe - surely he should be wincing?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I don't know
The lil fella seems to be enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Chrimbo tree angel fight!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)
# yes, photograph the this fight of the century
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:49, archived)
# haha!!
yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha
I wondered what happened to him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)
# he's still around
but things like work, small child and new kitchen mean progress is slower.

new year will resurge with andrew.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Nice!
Cheers mate!

*needs another tree*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)
# WHOOOO-HOOOO!
'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Dammit!
Now I need another tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:00, archived)
# YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:01, archived)
# ..sorry
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)
# hahahahahahaaa
I don;t know why this is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)
# frenchies are having a meeting with Gadaffi
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:32, archived)
# nope
sar"quo"zy is having a meeting w/ kadhafi (selling weapons and nuclear facility...etc)
really makes me sad..as i lived in Uk around that time lockerbie happened..that's bloody revolting.
(end of rant)

..please feel free to boycot french products for Xmas
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Awwww, just when I wanted to decorate my tree with brie!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)
# ah ah
you'll find alternatives..i trust your creative mind





stilton?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I guess it's Dutch cheese for me again this year
I'm thinking Old Amsterdam, or Edam bulbs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:43, archived)
# But the Uk
made friends with him last year

Thanks Tony... there's your fucking legacy right there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)
# I will continue punching mimes
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:43, archived)
# but he does have very sexy bodyguards
so he can't be all that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:01, archived)
# OLIVER!
SHNAZZ BIRD!
I DON'T GET THE PICTURE BUT I LIKE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# thank you
=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:41, archived)
# YAY!

I love that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)
# merci
that means a lot from you
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sausagecamel!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Sarkozy-
he's a bit like bush or hitler
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)
# yes
just smaller
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Sausagebird has a camel friend! Wheeee-hoo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:58, archived)
# i saw your sausagebird request yesterday
glad you're around to see his come-back
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I'm honoured not to've missed the wee scamp!
Huzzah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The carolers were a bit noisier than usual this year ...
(Abuscruffy, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# This is great hummus and nicely done
but it just makes me sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)
# ^this
sometimes I despair so much I want to go and live on Mars

o tempora! o mores!

/cicero blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)
# snowwhite and the seven dwarf extremists?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)
# i'd prefer this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha
the green one is definitely up to something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)
# so would i
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)
# you know, most of them really want peace, and the West to leave them alone and stop supporting their local dictator
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Of course
But that still doesn't make the chanting nutters less amusing
(Abuscruffy, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Quite right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:01, archived)
# 'ning all you lullies - especially you there, in the pajamas =)
The bait is set...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Hahah!
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I was witing
for someone ... pleas etell me you're actually gonna see this through
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:08, archived)
# It's already sent.
I created a new email account and a new name and everything.

I'll keep you posted =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)
# i can't believe you're cutting my grass!
she *sob* was mine *sob*...
(seemikedraw, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# i never got gazzed.
nobody gazzes me.....
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7861303
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:16, archived)
# how does invisible feel?
pert?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:18, archived)
# a bit flabby
:(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# grab two folds
and wrap them round your cock and lo and behold a servicable lard vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)
# not a bad idea
i might use margerine as lube as well.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Your a...



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# guilty as charged
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Shirley...
...you mean YOU'RE?
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Yup...

* I was just seeing if anyone would pick it up... The spelling error that is, not my cock!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)
# i gave up picking up petty spelling errors
when i decided not to be a cock.

except the other day when i was complaining because someone spelled "nein" wrong. but that's because i was being a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# No...
...spelling errors. All the words were spelled correctly.
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:37, archived)
# You weren't here yesterday...
So I hacked into your account, read it, sent her an email back saying you were gay so no thanks, and deleted it.

There, do you feel better now?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:16, archived)
# thanks ducky.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Is that you, Larry Grayson?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# shut that door!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I always pictured bhim more as
Isla st Clair
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)
# well...
until i saw your nekidness
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)
# oh yes!!
*stands proud*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Pfffttt...

* Nuff said

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:45, archived)
# me either
i take it as a personal affront
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:16, archived)
# i'm just going to cry under my desk.
*crys*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# yup,
he's going to marry her and everything!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
her him
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# It will probably
turn out to be that rather generous african gentleman who is always offering money to people
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:11, archived)
# err
tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qRWGwKqTZoDixM:http://www.virtualhottie2.com/virtualhottie2_cowboy.jpg

that's with "moderate safe-seach on", as well.


edit: i'm a moron. this was a reply to www.b3ta.com/board/7861332
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# That's what I'm expecting
Heh, should be amusing


EDIT: Or absolutely terrifying, when 9 Nigerian thugs beat me senseless with baseball bats O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# they'd have to go through me first!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# as long as there's pics for the interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)
# GAY B3TA WEDDING FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:11, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *comforts*
I'm only going to ruin this person's life and tell them a whole web of lies*, I'm not really going to marry him!


*You know, like I did with my ex-wife, apparently O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I heard you had a series of affairs
And brought them all home so your step-kids could meet their new mommy. And you beat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)
# No, not "beat"!
abused
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Oh. Well, yeah. That all seems to be in order then
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# 'ning Joe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# oh, you prankster!!
don't forget to post her pic if it's raunchy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)
# ...
Google Image Search
"hottie"
leach first pic you find of someone who isn't famous.

I bet she looks something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:11, archived)
# haha!
*shrugs*
it's all good baby.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:12, archived)
# dammit, posted it in the wrong place
www.b3ta.com/board/7861344

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# excellent
this is what we like. naked photos please! (not of you)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Ooh, I'm so offended =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Poor lass
She'll get non-stop email messages now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)
# where's the picture of your cock?
that you sent me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# did he send you a large attachment:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# in your wallet?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Here ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/7861368

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# you're gonna have such a good relactionship with her
she's bound to send you some dirty pictures by return
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Haha, indeed
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# The only problem is
your concept of dirty is far, far removed from everyone elses
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
today is going to be a good day here on b3ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# not that good, because I'm only here until lunchtime
then it's off to Chessington!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Today!!???
Don't forget your scarf
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# NO!
you must stay

'ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Hehe, excellent!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Ning T

* is that a public offer, can we all join in?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)
# hello Mrs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# word up mizz tizzle!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Mrs T!
Good morning!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I hope you feel suitably soiled
nings! :D I'm eating leftover turkey for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# 'nings you!
Leftover turkey? If it's in a sammich with some brown sauce and a fried egg then I'll let you off...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# ummm.....
sammich..no
brownsauce..er..
egg... hmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Haha, you kerazy Germins!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha 'ning!
I've had no answer yet either!

;)

'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Haha, have you sent one as well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Yes, yes I have!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)
# YOu loon
she'll steal your identity and commit terrorist atrocities in your name. Is that what you want?
Is it
Is that waht you want, you traitor!!!

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I have no identity to steal!
I used a fresh hotmail account too!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)
# you two timing hussy
good morning the /board.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Good morning gstq!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)
# 'lo fella!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)
# I'll chuck this out now....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:48, archived)
# aggresive hobo's
is there anything more ace?

'NING YOU SEXY BITCHES!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Oi oi wooden boy!
*dadhugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:52, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
*super sonhugs*

you alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:54, archived)
# I am indeed sonny boy!
Where have you been? We were up all night wanking worried about you...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:08, archived)
# O_o
i had to take your grand-daughter to the doctors yesterday.
she's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Glad to hear it
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:11, archived)
# 'ningles son
You behavin'?
Where's me brekkie? I've just had a scout of the kitchen and there is a disappointing lack of breakfast items
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:56, archived)
# oh yeah,
about that....
the tramp i let live in our shed had a party and made me get food for them..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:57, archived)
# ning you!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# and you!
did i miss anything yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:02, archived)
# I don't know
i've slept since then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# slept?
SLEPT?!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# 'NING YOU SEXY LITTLE BUGGER
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:59, archived)
# *gyrates*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:02, archived)
# *tucks a tenner in your undies*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:05, archived)
# what undies?
*helicopters*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:08, archived)
#
*helicopters*

ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21IRL5NIbuL._AA280_.jpg

ning cutiepops :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:16, archived)
# 'ning giant penis!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Dead Pavarotti will never fit in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# there's plenty of room!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Ahhh
I spent ages wondering what Oscar had to do with anal porn films...then realised what I was missing was a different interpretation ;)

Woo to this sir!

And a narrow escape for you from a TJ/Pearoast from last night that no-one saw even though I spent loveyoulongtime on it and thought it was worth a giggle at least
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:54, archived)
# mummy!!
can i have the day off work please?!
i want to go home!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Sure thing son
*writes note*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:56, archived)
# YAY!!!
*hands note to boss*

*is sacked*

MUM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Tsk!
You should have used this one
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

...then they'd have felt sorry for you
I didn't have a tablet
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:04, archived)
# it was a tablet that made him not right in the head to begin with!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!
*keeps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I got three days off coming soon...
well friday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:00, archived)
# i'll have the 19th off my nippers playschool play dealy,
then the 20th because the missus is having injections in her hips.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:02, archived)
# JESSIE! *gently and loosely curls round new neck*
let's see it then
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# word up minkster!
*pinches arse*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Wotcha meester
Down below

...much too slow :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:05, archived)
# linkage?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:59, archived)
# *cough*

Click it for biggers

/weeposting Rhore
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I is a cock-er-nee, all right, don't you know

well, for the last 12 years and through maternal heritage...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:06, archived)
# :D
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:08, archived)
# crivvens
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# You love it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I don't remember that! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Slap cunt the bitch!

Oh and a sneaky pea from last night...



'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:57, archived)
# hahaha!!
'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Have a compo one as well:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:00, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:05, archived)
# ningles sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:00, archived)
# 'ningles matey
Are we planning a thorough decking of the halls on the morrow?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:01, archived)
# My halls are always decked
serves em right for looking at my bird
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Yeah I gave my halls a damn good decking too.
I made most my decorations this year as the builders squashed all my lights and baubles (ouchy).
I do have this as a centre piece.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# ^ This ^
* I made one of them yesterday as well!

NING RG

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Am I getting spammed on my b3ta account?
Or does she really love me?
(seemikedraw, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:39, archived)
# gaz her back
ask if she'll let you watch her cogitate
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:41, archived)
# This clearly is true love
Are you a horse, perchance?

good morning all!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Wow, I just looked in your profile
to think that she deduced all that from that one sentence!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:47, archived)
# she does appear
to be very a perceptive lass
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:29, archived)
# 'ning meester
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:51, archived)
# nothing is more attractive than intergrity.
she must have sand in her vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:42, archived)
# Heh, yep, 'fraid so ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/7858377
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:43, archived)
# haha!
can't escape it anywhere can you?
(seemikedraw, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:46, archived)
# *mops mind*
*fondles bumcheeks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:48, archived)
# it's amazing that my magnetism extends to the internet
i must be careful with my powers
(seemikedraw, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:44, archived)
# *walks by*
*suddenly gets yanked over to seemikedraw by an invisible force*

Blimey o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:46, archived)
# really? you didn't see my arm?


(seemikedraw, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:52, archived)
#
arm prehensile cock
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:53, archived)
# It's people who DIDN'T get it
i feel sorry for.

Even spammers don't want to talk to them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:46, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:47, archived)
# you only have to be upset if mormons don't talk to you either


(seemikedraw, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Well, since my family WERE mormons
And now aren't...I guess that kind of counts as them not talking to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:50, archived)
# you had an entire family conversion?


(seemikedraw, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:55, archived)
# I have no idea
I think my grandparents were, then my mum brought me up not to be, then my grandparents split and neither actually went on to remain Mormons, and none of my mum's siblings were once they moved away either.

I didn't even know I'd been born into a Mormon family until a couple of years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I think she's only interested in men
or people with large bank accounts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# ^^this :(
I feel invisible on here most of the time

/emo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:03, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Who said that?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:05, archived)
# knowledge, understanding *and* 'intergrity'
is it the Home Secretary?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Sadly...
www.b3ta.com/board/7858377
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Too slow old man!
*runs off giggling*

Edit: I'm hungy. My running now has a purpose/direction
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Hurrah!
Where are you running? Shop?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:52, archived)
# I got two of them
I'm hoping she's now been stepped, at least.

'Ning Monsieur Draw
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Two? You spam whore!
Mornin'! :)
(seemikedraw, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Certainly seems that way
So when can we expect your latest bit of genius?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:53, archived)
# hmmm...
i guess when i have a flash of genius, but it doesn't seem to happen too often. i think somehow my brain got broken.
(seemikedraw, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# I also got two
With 2 different email addresses.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Hahahaha ask her if she taking it up the shitter!
Just let her know the going rate is one blow job per visa.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:54, archived)
# ^ All of this ^



and most probably, all of that ¬

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:55, archived)
# You could always pretend it's a stalker!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Back off! She's mine!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:59, archived)
# This tapeworm says hello.


He's made mostly from tape, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:59, archived)
# haha!
that is good.

now make a tapir.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:01, archived)
# I'm afraid that is outside even my levels of 'too much time on my hands'.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:09, archived)
# just grab a spare toy tapir and cover it in tape.
what, don't you have a toy tapir handy?!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:11, archived)
# I suppose I'd be the toy taper
for this stubbornly unhandy toy tapir.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:12, archived)
# you could make a tape ear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:16, archived)
# "What" would van Gogh say.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:17, archived)
# WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU?!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:24, archived)
# Twat did you say,
I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again! Eh, we'll finger it out later.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:28, archived)
# Harr! Lovely =]
HELLO EVERYONE AWAKE IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING/DIFFERENT TIME ZONES
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:02, archived)
# hello.
i'm to bed soon though, just catching up on emails and such. i may pop in tomorrow if i get in early enough, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:15, archived)
# I may or may not be around tomorrow, I'm debating whether or not I should sleep.
I need to be in Bristol at 7.20 to catch a bus to London.. I'm thinking that I might try sleeping until about 5am, watching the cricket for an hour or so, then buggering off for the journey.

I need to think of a way of filming some of the journey in a higher quality whilst on the bus so I can prepare my 5k post, otherwise I have to resort to my plan B =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:20, archived)
# smash a shop window, grab a new cam.
see how easy life is?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:25, archived)
# I'm more into next generation looting.
Like illegally downloading things, instead of stealing hard copies.

Do you know where I can download a camera?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:29, archived)
# yes, actually.
click here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:33, archived)
# That's ace!
If only it had a video function =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:36, archived)
# That can be made too.
Several paper flip style and
a few zeotrop sets.

Links and shit in archives
www.paperforest.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:41, archived)
# You, sir
Are a goldmine of information.

*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:44, archived)
# *makes blooping noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:49, archived)
# Haha
That's awesome =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:54, archived)
# that is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:05, archived)
# 52.75%
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:05, archived)
# This is what SCIENCE™ is all about.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:06, archived)
# Hell yeah!
Still on the upslope, at least.

[not mine] www.sellsbrothers.com/fun/exam.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:10, archived)
# *searches the internet for one of my favourite ones of those thangs*
Edit: This is one of the ones I like the most =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:23, archived)
# haha
i love that one, i'd have definitely given them some marks.

also does the question "does the object continue to move after it comes to rest" not strike you as somewhat stupid? by definition, no it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:29, archived)
# That's a good point.
Unless it means when it stops moving up the slope before it starts moving down, but that would require a different wording

FOOLS!

There are some absolute corkers out there though, these are equal favourites:
BATMAN!™
MUTANTS!™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:31, archived)
# those
are also brilliant. where did you find them?

i think the question means that it's gone down the slope into the spring and they're wanting to know how far back up the slope it will be pushed. badly worded. they should have more questions like ours, with kids sliding down the backs of giant tortoises.

damn. got to get up and go to work. and mark students' work, coincidentally enough.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:40, archived)
# Heh sounds likely.
I was shown the elephant one a little while back and just did a search for other entertaing exam questions =]

They seem to be everywhere if you just do a search for something like "funny exam answers", people usually have a selection.

There are some real cracking ones around the place, it's just tough to find them all in one go =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:43, archived)
# i think i'll waste an hour or so this afternoon doing that
in the meantime...

de.arxiv.org/abs/0712.1649

WARP DRIVES FTW! i'd do a nice photoshop but i lack for skills and time. i love the fact that the guys who wrote that are from waco...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:47, archived)
# ACE!
Although, I thought the idea of travelling faster than the speed of light was theoretically impossible, as time moves slower until you actually start moving backwards =[

Although if you had a "near light speed" drive, time might shift enough to propel the mass actually further, but not faster, than the light would be travelling... So you would get there sooner than the light, but without travelling faster...


*brain implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:53, archived)
# this works differently
it's all about expanding space behind you and contracting it in front of you. so you're moving much slower than light, it's space itself that's shoving you along. a bit like surfing through spacetime.

good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Awesome =D
*builds one out of cardboard and sticky back plastic*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# the batman one rules me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:14, archived)
# not so, velocity != acceleration
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:55, archived)
# i'm aware of that
but by definition something that's moving isn't at rest and something that's at rest isn't moving. (i get your point, it comes to rest but the spring is going to accelerate it back again. it's just a badly-worded question.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:23, archived)
# Newton was a flake!
It leads right to misstatements like that[question].
edit: not your more correct one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:28, archived)
# I appreciate your edit
We need more questions like:

"An insane tramp takes a snowboard to the top of the tallest hill in town. The hill is a 3:1 gradient and 20m in elevation. Assuming that the road surface is tarmac with a coefficiant of friction as given in Table 1, what speed does the tramp reach at the foot of the hill? How likely is the tramp to survive the collision 10m from the foot of the hill with a ten ton lorry loaded with razor blades? How likely is the tramp to quit halfway down and ask someone for money for a cup of tea?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:54, archived)
# That's great!
And I'm off to bed. n'night, b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:30, archived)
# Goodnight =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:32, archived)
# 'night!
i'm off shortly too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:34, archived)
# Looks strangely familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:19, archived)
# Aye.
'ning, miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:19, archived)
# *yawnzes*
'ning you. Wotcha doin' this side of the fence, did you get bored of being abused on the board full of text but strange dislike for words?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:30, archived)
# Everyone fucked off, so I figured I'd come abuse this lot.
Now I'm going to sleep.

I'll leave them in your capable hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:32, archived)
# Ah shit
We're all fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:39, archived)
# I'd hate to think what you have on spaghetti nights then...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:21, archived)
# he's a dandy fellow
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:55, archived)
# Oh hai!
He seems harmless enough : )
NIIIIIIIING!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:20, archived)
# He's cute
Wouldn't want one though

'Ning all
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:31, archived)
# you can never have just one.
'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:40, archived)
# ning miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:43, archived)
# He seems to be looking at me
And mimicking my beard...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Hello tapeworm!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] give christmas back to the jews.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
bah. humbug. etc.

oh, and day one of filming is in the can, as we used to say when film was used. day two (final day in all likelihood) is tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:44, archived)
# Anything worth noting happen?
Or just porn business as usual?

Also: woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:51, archived)
# danke, hanke.
the shoot was easy - one guy was camera shy so he got fed a viagra. the owner of the house (in a posh neighbourhood) had loaned it out provided he could watch the action. directorman hustled him out of the room withing ten minutes, saying he was making the actors nervous.

four scenes shot, two to go tomorrow as well as some small filler bits (the 'acting' parts where the plot is generated). no surprises other than that i recognised one of the actors from my days as a bartender.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:56, archived)
# Sounds fun!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:03, archived)
# eh, just work.
to be honest, the shoots are rather grim. i would not like to do it for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:12, archived)
# Hmm
I often wonder what it would take to make a porn that's good for the genitals, good for the soul. Like Shortbus if Shortbus was about audience masterbation.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
My doctor had a menorah in her office. I asked if she was Jewish? (I know - stupid question, right?)

Turns out someone gave it to her and she didn't know what to do with it, so she just threw it on the bookshelf. We had a giggle about it.

Good luck on the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:52, archived)
# heh. i had one i found in the garbage.
i had it on the patio, might still be there under the snow.

thanks, but no luck needed. i'm just a cameraman.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:58, archived)
# Mithria Jadjua, motherfuckers!
*leaps seven bulls*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:56, archived)
# i almost gave it seven arms.
but i checked online and it turns out chanukah menorahs have an extra pair to honour shiva.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:59, archived)
# Near enough.
Leak-over of cultures was rather strong in that era.

MYTH IS HARD TO MAKE YOU KNOW!!!

... so they say. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:03, archived)
# heh. a new twist on an old favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:10, archived)
# Are you sure?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanukiah

(I'm certainly not sure)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:07, archived)
# the shiva part was just a joke to mock religions.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:09, archived)
# Ah.
as opposed to the 'real' ones? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:11, archived)
# they're all real!
scientology = christianity = islam = cargo cults = judaism = pastafarianism = animism....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:14, archived)
# I practice 'jism' fairly regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:16, archived)
# Pfft, nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:07, archived)
# merci.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
# Cool beans
I shot some footage in Buenos Aires the other day and edited it in Premiere...the results are on my facebook page.

Will shoot some porn when the, ahem, sort-of girlfriend arrives in a week :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:03, archived)
# nice. i'd like to see b.a.
be sure to post your films on the /links board.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:51, archived)
# a fumbling attempt at poetry...inspired by a slam i went to tonight.


unprepared for the journey ahead, i sit.
sipping on my caffeinated bliss
testing one
two
three
words flow through the air painting elaborate concoctions of imagery and vocabulary in my mind.
tamed lightning rushes up a cord
spinal cord? electrical cord
the skeletal stand of the microphone enhancing my perceptions as i hallucinate
interpreting the complexity of the english language through the mind of an art major
creating in me the desire to create something more than mundane
a spark grows
years of animated loops
(the visual equivalent of prop comedy)
washed away by a new vision
the desire to design burns in my soul likening to lust
(am i art-horny?)
like the urge to smoke

or fuck

or sing or dance
rushing home at the limit of speed
hoping that my muse will linger til I reach the clicking familiarity of my keyboard

distractions
all
around

avoiding obstacles like the character in some bizarre electronic interactive story,
i rush
relieving myself in front of my cycloptic familiar
i pause
at a loss for words. now all that remains
in the dark recesses of my lust-crazed brain
is an image
that longs to come to life



edit: oh, dear...i've turned pretentious, haven't i?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 5:10, archived)
# wow!!!
picks up jaw from floor! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 5:15, archived)
# ^_^
thankee...
i haven't been immersed in academia in ages...forgot
the effect it has on my brainmeats.
i'm excited to go back to school now.
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 5:16, archived)
# this sort of thing is familiar
i sometimes write poems like this when I want to write something, but can't think of anything in particular and write a poem about writing poems.

far better than the ones I do
Woo :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Fuck!
I love that. The poem and the pic are wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:43, archived)
# *reprises dildo/microphone comments from yesterday*
nice pic. i'm not much on poetry, so i'll stay away from that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:47, archived)
# Would this make the news better?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 4:32, archived)
# Or this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 4:41, archived)
# haha
there are many like this that do not please me quite as sufficiently
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 4:45, archived)
# this probably won't please you...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 5:01, archived)
# that will get songs going in my head at bedtime
shame on you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 5:15, archived)
# god damn it there it goes swirling in my head
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:38, archived)
# ris.
ris.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:48, archived)
# Dana - Starbuck
Starbuck - Dana
farm1.static.flickr.com/197/458240519_03a3727ad4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:58, archived)
# cheese - sweat.
sweat - cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:07, archived)
# TUTU WEEKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Oh 'Eck!
We're for it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
The expression is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Eez nawd ugh TuTu-muh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 4:12, archived)
# Quick and dirty.

I'll do a better version with 'we are poo' and some recloning later.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 4:24, archived)
# TutuTutu?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:53, archived)
# You Tu Tu silly Llama !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 3:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
WOO!... HAHAHAHHA... great!
(McMurphy, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 5:50, archived)
# Bee good for goodness sake
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Or he'll sting the ever-loving fuck out of me?
OKAY OKAY!! I'll be good already!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Is that...



...hair gel?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:03, archived)
# nah, it's honey, bee vomit
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:04, archived)
# BEEEEEE...
SICK!

that's bee sick!

and hee b rather sick :(
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Gosh it appears to be bee tiem
ZOMBEE

bigger!
More of this sort of thing
.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 3:46, archived)
# Jabberwok of the insect world.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 3:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Glory Bee!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Fluffy Bee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:06, archived)
# AW
*cuddlin bunnybee*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:07, archived)
# so YOU'RE the author of that one!
I've had that sitting in my laptop's b3ta file forever as a wallpaper. I'd wondered who'd done it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:11, archived)
# BEE TIEM IS FUN TIEM
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:05, archived)
# i was going to respond with
bee good for goodness sake, but then I realised you'd written it.

so I will just say woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Aww.
Thanks.

I was going to say I think you should write it anyway, but then I realised you had
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Bees please!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:10, archived)
# it can be
beez tiem nao?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 2:11, archived)
# you'd better not pout or cry or i'll sting you to death.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:00, archived)

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