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I really don't know why

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)

Me neither

but I like it.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)

Why knot . . .

her shoes look a little tight . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)

hop hop hophophop hop hop hop hophophop

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)

oh no!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)

he he

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)

Hahahaha.

Am I the only person that is finding weird things happening to b3ta?

EDIT: She's dancing like Eddie Izzaed does on stage!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)

whos the guy jerking off in the background...

thats the scariest bit

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)

that guy has a huge boobie stuck to his neck.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

That would

make me want to masturbate.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)

jealous?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)

yes.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)

I'm making a tune to the sound of her feet bouncing up and down

do, do, daa-do-do, ta-da-da-do-da-do-do-dooo

Or this: www.b3ta.com/board/7912412

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)

Excellent

but this rather woo animation needs a sudden and unexpected Rhino, wasted after an entire afternoon at the pub, headbutting her with such force blood cascades down the white background

beyond my skills, sadly

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)

The sunglasses. They are taking over!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)

~~They are taking over~~ ZEEYYY DO NUZZZINGGG!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

A tiny milknosugar, peeping out from under his duvet

milknosugar

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frunt It's been a while..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)

Smallest filesizes ever.

Have a click for that alone.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)

Fine deatails . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)

It looks like him too

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in vino veritas, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)

coo! that's ace! :)

you even got the sequins on the duvet cover! :)

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

Octoface.

Both a face, and an octopus.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

I likes that

especially the lolly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

Pfft.

I did the lollypop and the face, one of my friends saw the sketch and drew the octopus round it.

And octopi are best with lollypops.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

Your friends sound the best

and remarkabley like my friends

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

Huzzah! Let's merge to form uuber friends!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

Like transformers? :D

*transforms into a wooden shelf*
Awww :(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

Flesh to wood... what sort of alchemy is this?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)

hey look a wooden shelf

i need some firewood...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)

worryingly

all i see is tony blair

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

Shirley the ears are too small.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)

I kinda thought it was

Tony Harrison.

Woo to pic, also.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

Beat you, beat you!

*rasberry*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)

YES

*wins again*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)

IS THIS AN OUTRAGE?

shit, i done it wrong

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)

You made me properly laugh out loud.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)

:D) too much christmas dinner.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)

Hahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)

Yep, me too.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

That's fecking awesome!

Top real-life shop :)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

Ta =D

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

Tony Harisson.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_recurring_characters_from_The_Mighty_Boosh#Tony_Harrison

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

Pentaface, surely.

*outrages*
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(It's Toni Morrison, btw. Bugger, I knew I should have picked Tony Robinson instead.)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

It's an outrage!

etc...

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

Haha, nice!

I saw that show once. There was some sort of trumpet infesting Baron Samedi.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

That's what I thought.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

this is

an ouuutraage
edit: bugger, mindpiss

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

I should find out more about this Tony Harrison.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)

ocotoface!

woo for lollipopsicles!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

Though the ones with bugs inside are a touch worrying.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

~~worrying~~ tasty

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)

I'l l stick with these =3

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)

on the good shop lollipop!

do do do do! something do do do! do the locomotion and you turn around thats what its all about oh my old mans a dustman...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)

some lovely work on the face there :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)

Thanks =)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)

this is an outrage!!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)

I think everyone's seen more of that show than I have.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

maybe the boosh fans have all just piped up

we do tend to be a bit odd.

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)

i'm mad me

right crazy

oh watch out for me, i'm MENTAL

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)

It's ok,

I'm both wacky and zany.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)

but you're a french duke.

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)

That is an outrage!

(serves you right for revising...)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)

is there a link to the current icons?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)

yes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)

I love you

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)

cheers :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)

Faceopus!

Heh, nicely done. And have a HNY :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)

Yappy Hew Near!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)

The face of destiny . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)

This reminds me slightly of that fella

that changed his name to hide from his mum.

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juanking ...and then it fell off, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)

Pfffft.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)

O U T R A G E

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)

zebras can be sexy too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

Would. Have.

I forget which

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)

stripy tights were like sex magnets to indie kids

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)

^this^

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

oh god yes

they still give me the raging horn

I can't wait until they come back into fashion, though by that time I'll probably be too old to do much except nod appreciatively and have another toke on my pipe

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)

Mrs Toast never stopped wearing them

or dying her hair pink and red and blue

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)

I wear them...

So do a few of my friends.

Mainly stripy socks though. I got some past the knee purple/black for christmas =3

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)

Hello miss!

long time no see

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)

I've been popping in and out over the last few days =)

I have on and off times around the place

I should be doing revision. I did some actually.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)

Aah b3ta, the perfect place to get some w*rk done

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

REVISION IS CHEATING.

Gives an unfair advantage. I didn't get where I am today by revising, y'know.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)

cheeseburger and small fries when you get a minute cheers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

Those floors won't sweep themselves y'know

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

I know, I know!

Just let me finish cooking this burger and I'll be right on it.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)

You never told me you got promoted...

and after 15 years too ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

Well, the basic Health & Safety exam...

How are you supposed to remember all that stuff?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)

a fair point indeed

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)

No,

this is a fair point:
*points*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)

*moderately admires point*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)

even better

tights have access issues

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)

the average woman burns off 300 calories during sex

/3000 if she leaves her tights on

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)

is that from

"the dieter's guide to weight loss during sex"?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)

"Doctor,

every time I make love my toes keep curling up and uncurling."
"I see. Have you tried taking your tights off?"

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)

Leggggggggs!

also Ouch my eyes!!!!

woo! as well

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)

Lovely, lovely, lovely :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)

My response to the other night's one would have been more appropriate here.

Also, thunder thighs.
Also, woo and kidding about the thighs if she (or he) is someone you know.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

these thighs are small

these thighs are far away

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)

eh?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)

the thighs in question are not thunderous

they merely appear so due to perspective

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)

I see. My bad.

I prefer larger thighs anyway. Like that foxy presenter of t4, Miquita Oliver.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)

Hell yes they can!

That is utterly spiffing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

I likes these.

Christ! They nearly go all the way up to her arse!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

I thought mofaha had gotten a copy of Portals for christmas...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)

eh?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)

mofaha is all about vectoring stripey stockings

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)

what is portals?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)

I think he means the game

Portal...?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)

'ere mister,

can i have a go on your bird?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)

phwooar

nicely

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McBadger COW, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)

For you to get that angle

there must have been some teabagging going on.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)

excellent one

you love the stripes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

i do

i really do

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

I wish I had zebra legs :)

checked your mail matey?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

hurrah

they'd been 'junked' :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)

mmmm...

stripy legs

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)

I love zebras best of all the animals

i love zebras, they taste great!
oh and MONKEY TEA!
www.firebox.com/product/617?src_t=sbk&src_id=350d - out of stock :(
and weasel sick coffee! www.firebox.com/product/616?src_t=cat&src_id=edible erm... yummy!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)

oooover the hills and far away.

I want more tights now.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)

They do seem to go all the way up, though, don't they?

: )

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)

phwoar !

*cries about car*

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)

what did the bastards do to it?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

rolled it !

fucking twats !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)

grrr

that sort of thing brings out my inner mail reader

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)

stolen n rollen?

or just tipped it upside down on ur drive?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)

tipped over on its side

right outside my door.
just wanton vandalism

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

oh thats not very nice

who u upset lately?
did u park at a funny angle etc? in the way, didn't give way to someone? anything like that?
called 08453302000 police number (*goes to find it*)?
back on its wheels yet?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)

yes its back on its feet now

mostly it makes people smile and laugh when im driving about, why would anybody do such a thing.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)

i know not

mistaken identity?
get a big plaster and put it on the side is all i can suggest
some ass monkey crashed into my car ON MY DRIVE - wrote my car off, was not best pleased (2 years ago now - still aint fixed it)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)

what happened?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

not entirely sure if was mallicious

more likley just random roaming cunts

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)

they're the worst sort

really sorry to hear of the car woes, hope it works out ok for you shortly, always a bugger having car problems of any sort

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)

it still go's ok

but it looks like someone took a big hammer to the driver side, its a real pain because i dont have a studio anymore i have nowhere to repair it.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)

Zebra crossing?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

yup !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)

I LOVE

~~HORSES~~ ZEBRAS
Drewed 'em meself :D
Also much woo-age to your picture!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

Cor! Have some

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

lully

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

I really like the perspective in yours.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)

You don't wanna know what he did to get that perspective.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)

Wore some tights?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)

nicely!

;)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

arf.

very good

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)

hahahaha

great stuff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)

that's excellent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

haha

a proper b3ta response :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:35, archived)

By all means !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)

Oh oh! Do me, do me!

NSFW!(maybe?)
Safe for work/small chilluns

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

Hey, fuck yeah!

Mictos back with a vengeance!!
Top fuckin work sir, me likey.

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Just Flange, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:17, archived)

Another 7 Shape b3tan Vectorage (back on with these in 2008)

RodHotChiliGrrl

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If anyone else wants to be immortalized in this
style the please Gaz me a link with a pic (full head / hear / hat - not cropped off -
so I have the full head!) and I'll do them eventually. Which is gonna be part
of a larger art project I'm working on.

If you've already sent me a pic but not yet been done ... I'll get round to you!

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(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

That is rather splendid

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

fantastic work!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

really awesome :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

Ver nice!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

cor!

ace work indeed : )

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McBadger COW, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

That's magnificent

Top drawedge!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)

How about this one?

(Perhaps with the text cropped off)
Black & white loves vectoring (as micto's post above shows)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)

Pheobe from Friends is a b3tard?!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

that's rather ace

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frunt It's been a while..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

Is lolchairs still going?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:49, archived)

I wish it was.

With all my heart.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)

Someone bought the domain.

http://www.lolchairs.com/
*relurks*

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ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

you cunt

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)

You fucking love it

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ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)

BRING IT!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)

http://www.deffinatlynothorses.com/lolcats

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)

Yay lolchairs!

*clicks*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)

I love sofas

best of all the furniture,
I love sofas,
they're my divans.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)

haha!

it was purple, yet i still clicked it

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

You may need to change your username again fella...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)

Why is that?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)

If you do a google search for 'Psychedelic warlord+B3ta' up comes a b3ta thread which gives your new name straight away...

first thread, and the new name is also in the google result title...

/just a heads up

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)

Fuck you.

what does your sig mean?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

Haha!

I don't normally fall for that.
But it's the first time I've done it with the speakers turned on!
Highly recommended.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

how old?

also what does everyone think of the new winamp skin?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)

Just downloaded it.

Don't like.

Edit: I've changed my mind. It's actually quite nifty and the browser works. 9/10.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)

I like the functionality

but not the colour schemes

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

This is what bothers me about it.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)

i've not updated winamp since 1994

still works fine here

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)

You know that compo isn't on any longa

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)

It was a band wagon before it was a compo

it was only a compo for like three seconds.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)

You're ruining my song!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)

I meant to!

*stomps on your concertina*

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)

That's it!

*calls bouncers*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)

*bounces*

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

i would say it is

but i personnally don't think we can ever have enough lolchairs
infact have a repost :D

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

Just 10?

Blimey, the law & order here's tightened up a bit since 1988.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

these chairs may be lol

but they are merciless when it comes to crime prevention

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

I think it has something to do with LOLchairs getting faster every year

You know, more RAM and stuff...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

Haha!

Good to know bleak lighting is not necessarily the enemy of party fun.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)

That'll be my phone camera!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

That's so rediculous, I want one.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)

^this

+ offers of monies

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)

I like LOLchairs

and I would like them to continue

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)

^this

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

not shoped

google add

Click for bigger (232KB)

(whothefk, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

hey i spotted the ball

what do i win?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

ball

(whothefk, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

left or right?

*gets knife out*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

West.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)

John West Teste Chunks in brine?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)

in brie!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)

Top lurking.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

LOLSLIGHTLYRELEVANTGOOGLEADSROFFLE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

it says special hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha :|

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

haha

that's wheelie romantic
let's get downs to business

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

That's spac-tacularly bad taste punning.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

well

he was using a little autistic license

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)

Arf!

"** enabledalready.com - disabled..." is what makes it for me.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

Archie got an FP with his bollock dog!!!!!

!!!!
;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

On mine it says

"Buy our BOOK you dog fuckers!"

How could they possibly know?

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

I think I must have somehow blocked

Google ads with my browser because I don't get any at all on the front page. Not even gaps where they should be. I love Opera for having that feature.

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

mediocre fun fact:

When my girlfriend was living in Oslo this year, it was in the same street as Opera Software.

You may touch me now.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)

Oh, 2007 is last year now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)

Touch me anyway

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)

This was posted the other day

...and they managed to crop their screenshot too, imagine that.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

Well firstly FAIL!

Secondly it's well documented here

www.andnowthenews.org/arch4/341846c2/

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)

cunt

I'm on my mum's computer so it didn't show up purple.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)

Hmm...

Mum's computer and purple...
Nah, can't think of anything funny or rude!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)

I'd be thoroughly impressed if you could.

In fact I'd be driven to make you a prize. But as you can't, NO PRIZE!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)

I@m just glad be put the word computer in there:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)

Rampant Rabbit with a USB power source?

Do I get the prize?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)

~~HORSES~~ NOOZ :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)

Bindun,

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)

Dear whothefk

you have recently published an image of mine on the popular website b3ta.com without prior permisison from me to do so.
With that in mind, please find attached my invoice for £300 to cover the reproduction of the image...

;) only joshing

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

An invocie?

Hang about, Now I've gone to reply it has corrected itself.

Has rob developed a spell checker? How bizarre.

'Ning Archie. :)

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)

hahahaha, that is the wisdom of the archie spelling ninja ;)

'ning fella, hope you're well, and a happy new year to you.

I'm all invoiced out at the mo, sorted with 'The Times' now, and a recorded delivery invoice going to NUTS tomorrow :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)

ah well...

I got a case of beer from nuts

(whothefk, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

good stuff, that's the ticket :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

Just goes to show human beings are still kinda necessary...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)

Bonnie Tyler

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)

only during Total Eclipses

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

I find this to be utter bollocks

she's hunting giraffes

Lovely stylee!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

Cor!

100% FACT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

Yes.

Yes she can.

Top.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)

oooh, snow tomorrow

/finds password and logs into profile after many months blog.

(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)

I don't remember you

but I do like snow so I'll let you off

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

Is that Stephanie's hair??

Yaaarr haaarrr fiddle-de-deee, YOU ARE A SNOWMAN!
^-^

EDIT: Wooohoooo! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)

Pfft!

Just the right song.

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frunt It's been a while..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)

*bakes a cake*

do do do do

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

You gotta do the cooking by the book!

You know you can't be laaaaazzzzzzyyyyyy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-azqXygCzO8
:p

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:38, archived)

*Dry-humps Sportacus*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

He said

EDIT/ Yay - You are a PIRATE.

(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

That picture scares the life out of me

but you get a 'I like this' for the user name as well.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

Oh my dear gold-plated fission-fusion bow-legged stainless-steel JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!

What am ewe done to poor l'il Stephanee?!?

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

Actually, you've earnt the first outing of my new 'woo yay!'

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

Snow pea!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)

Needs more snow pee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)

Funnily enough

the first comment last time round was about yellow snow!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

Beginning to see a pattern emerge here?

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)

A tiny Rathen dressed as lolhitler

Rathen

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frunt It's been a while..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

Heh, thats ace :)

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FoldsFive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)

I like pixely things

well done

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

Ah well, I'll join in then

It's my little re-enactment family.
Needs updating

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)

This wins, as they remind me of LEGO

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)

When I first did this for the reenactment forum

I got so snowed in with requests, I never finished them before we got banned.
here's a few more in this directory;
uk.geocities.com/tdk199/smiles/

including this one for hijacked threads:

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

Nice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)

pixels are ace.

pixels ftw.

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frunt It's been a while..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

Mmmmm...

lovely pixelly goodness in every glance! Nicely.
Just looked through Rathen's profile and nearly snorted my tea all over the monitor when I saw the 'best fancy dress outfit' pictures! Brill. :D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

Who?

roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a1078169

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

hahaah

I LOVE IT

(

Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)

"Heather! C'mon love, I know you're down there somewhere..."

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

My god, it's full of stars!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)

Haha!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)

nicely

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)

How to

get what you want at the bar

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)

Um,

eh?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)

This is how I order milk all the time.

But to be fair, I must admit that I flash my nipples during the process

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)

Go into the shop

and scream MILAK!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

Good thinking.

But what if the store owner only speaks dutch?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)

Eh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

hmm.

MILÄK!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

Good call!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)

but I wanted a pint of Stella

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

Excellent

+++

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

It's about time

that Ringo got the round in.

Maybe he'll just wait for Paul to pass away first

(

masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

hmmm.

Maybe a haircut is in order

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)

oops

sorry bloke. Thought it was a random sauce image :)

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)

can

it be milked?

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

Whiskey...

But not as whiskey as a bank waid! \o/
/Jonathan Ross blog

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)

wibble wib

wib wibble

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

some cunts just did my car over in the street

some people just don't appreciate art i guess
here it is in better days

Click for bigger (36KB)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)

Where do you live?

That's a brilliant street.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)

ha ha

i fucking wish !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)

Deux chevaux to Deux Zebreux?

At least now you can drive about the Serengeti and hide in the tall grass.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)

chevaux chevron it's all the same to me

can't abide garlic.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

my fucking father-in-law has scratched my fucking car today

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)

Well, that's no fucking for him tonight I guess

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

cunt him in the fuck !

fucking father in laws !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

Mine just offered to do the bookkeeping of my company for tuppence

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

ah, that l be the non car scratching father in law then

rare

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

Noice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

not so noice now

its smashed up to fuckery all down one side

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

That is just WRONG

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

Noooooo.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)

nooooo.

indeed

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)

On a slightly different slant......

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)

haha

Very Nice

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:13, archived)

ha ha ha ha

nice one

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:13, archived)

Arf!

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)

This explains a lot

even for askew Italian dogs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

does shopping a pic like this make me racist ????

(

Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:17, archived)

No, but perhaps the question shows that you are?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:18, archived)

^ this

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:22, archived)

indeed

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)

this

not to mention the filesize
i was being a cunt for once

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)

large filesize

=racist?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)

obviously!

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)

well it may as well be

/40Gb capped broadband

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)

You filthy

Forty-g*gger!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:56, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)

Look!

She's talking about George's willy!

/political

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)

Ooooohhh!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

file size addressed

yep

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)

I wondered why the lights in my house were dimming

and the flux capacitor stopped, er..... capaciting?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)

It's fluxed.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)

Not conclusive proof

but certainly circumstantial evidence, Inspector.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

It's about as racist as a white person holding a gun.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:19, archived)

Racist!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)

No it's not...

wait, am I missing something?

(

head-doctor ololololo, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:25, archived)

mmhh

someone at work just claimed that i was racist for depicting blacks as machete wielding ak47 shooting mentals

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:29, archived)

hahaha.

ohhhh racsim!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:20, archived)

No,

your views on other races do.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:23, archived)

Ooh! Ni**ers with guns!!!

And drugs to sell no doubt...
Racsim? Where???

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:31, archived)

oh dear, that's terrible.....

this could be a tad worse though....

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)

This seems appropriate,

given the question. :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtTRShLm_cM

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:01, archived)

That is the funniest South Park excerpt ever.

/fact

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)

haha classic

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)

NUGGERS!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)

who are these women

floella benjamin ?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:02, archived)

Floella Benjamin

and ~~Michaela Strachan~~ Angela Lansbury.

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)

you half-wits can't even define

the word racist any more.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)

Must have been done

Old man's idea so can't claim the credit

(

Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)

hahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:58, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Can't stop laughing. Tell your old man that I love him.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:00, archived)

arf!!

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McBadger COW, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

Brilliant :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:04, archived)

Hahahahaha!

See you in Hell!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:07, archived)

did you see the name of the medical director?!

uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080102/tuk-uk-britain-fire-fa6b408_6.html

/seen your DM covers!

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claypole says gadzooks mofo!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)

Think that's bad?

This guy used to teach Genito-Urinary Medicine
www.soton.ac.uk/mediacentre/guidetoexpertise/roger_ingham.html

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)

touch of the RIS

Martin Gore = Depeche Mode!

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claypole says gadzooks mofo!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)

pfffft!

Hull! Now!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:07, archived)

this is so good it deserves congratulatory tits

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frunt It's been a while..., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:15, archived)

hi fucking cockalorum!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)

Haha

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:18, archived)

oof!

fecking genius :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)

pfft

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

nice one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)

Tell yer dad

he should be FP'd
Edit: Ha! My wish is their command.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)

oh god lol.

(eboluuuh jfkdsalfd, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)

That was funny!

My dad just got out of there on new years eve.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:51, archived)

Brilliance!

(LokiMD, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:02, archived)

How do hospitals

cause cancer??

(Speccy, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)

^^^this

yes, please explain

(baz, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)

Very late entry and not even that good

Made this a while back and couldn't post it. Looking at it now it's hard to tell what it is. But what the hell.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)

(What's The Story) Jpeg Artifacts?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:49, archived)

I'm still chuckling about the osmosis remark earlier

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)

remind me...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:53, archived)

tribute act combining Oasis and the Osmonds

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:55, archived)

Aha!

I like a good Osmosis joke.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)

OI LOIKES THIS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:04, archived)

I laugh every time I see this

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:04, archived)

This makes wee come out of my hands.

no wait, I'm holding my cock.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:15, archived)

hahaha

but he isn't water, and that wall is not a lakebed...

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:54, archived)

I laughed my face off at this one :D

And one day, I think I will draw a person laughing his face off.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)

Sound scientific principle

there professor. Carry on.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

Osmondosis?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:28, archived)

Something like that.

I feel the urge to Fail myself. I just made a nice Fail anim too.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:51, archived)

hmmmm

(I've missed something here) RIS?

oh wait I see it now but I'm still confused.

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McBadger COW, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)

To make things perfectly clear, it's shit.

Ah well. I tried.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)

high cockalorum!

that is to say, woo to this and the original post : D

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McBadger COW, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:55, archived)

Woo! what a fine fail!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)

If only I put as much effort into my actual posts as into my celebratory ambigrams

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:00, archived)

Very clever

Woo!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:05, archived)

Sorry to TJ

But anyone know how to get round this error on Channel 4 OD?
I've looked everywhere for a solution.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:53, archived)

it means you need more coal.

half a shovel should do it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)

Haha!

"More dawgs! Shovel on more dawgs!"

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)

4OD is horribly invasive software. I'd recommend torrenting/streaming online if you can.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)

Actually it's not to bad

if you restrict kservice and khost.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:55, archived)

Good plan, but I still think I've been put off for life. :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)

Now there's two familiar filenames

Sky movie's download used those years ago (don't know if it still does) and most antivirus software at the time picked them up as trojans.

Unless 4OD are more honest than sky, they are a stealth torrent-style streaming product - once you download a file to your PC, it uses your internet bandwidth to upload it to others and this runs on your machine 24/7 unless you manually configure the services it installs to do otherwise.

I'm going to stick with the beeb's flash iplayer.

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:09, archived)

That's the one

Which is why you need to keep a tight reign on it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:12, archived)

iplayer

uses the same software (my pc gets confused if i start using one after periods of using the other) at least with 4od you can stream instead of downloading

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)

Beeb does a Flash player too now

so you don't need to install anything and/or use XP, IE and WMP11.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)

I think you need to define 'mediaPlayer'

/helpful

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)

Deep down inside

Don't we all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:55, archived)

;)

I think it'll all be over once you click 'No'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)

Stop using Internet Explorer? :)

Does it work with firefox?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)

I had it a while ago

and I'm sure it was an entirely independent application?

/might not have enough leet tech skills

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McBadger COW, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:59, archived)

What are you trying to do when you get that?

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QuantumSheep, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:05, archived)

Stream TV

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:12, archived)

May sound a bit random but

is the clock right on your PC?
edit: No actually it won't be that

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QuantumSheep, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:23, archived)

Reinstall WMP?

Any IE security settings that could be blocking something? (Try putting vodapp.grid.channel4.com/ into trusted sites (if you trust them), clear temp internet files and restart)
DRM upgrade at drmlicense.one.microsoft.com/Indivsite/en/indivit.asp(In IE only unfortunately)

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QuantumSheep, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)

Disable script de-bugging in i.e. advanced options

You may still get the error... but at least you wont get the message.. ;)
(And please please please change to firefox)

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Traducer, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)

somethings have more of a history than you'd think

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com

i spent far too long on this by the way..

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:39, archived)

Arf!

More of this filth!

(What's a bellow stairs? Does she tend the fireplaces?)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)

you know..

scullery maids and all that..
they go like the clappers for
a shiney florin so i've been told

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)

like the clappers you say...

we don't want any of that!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:48, archived)

That would be below stairs then? :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)

ooooooooooooh knackers

dont you hate it when that happens..
errrmm no.. i meant that.. errmm really.. it's the scullery
maid in charge of the bellows.. yes.. that's right
she starts the fires in the morning.. yes that's it.. i'm not
really just an illiterate knacker.. honest

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)

mwhahaha

I caused mayhem and confusion at Waitrose earlier this evening too.
I'm so naughty.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:58, archived)

haha fixed you grammar nazi =0)

and what semantic dischord did you cause in waitrose pray tell?

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:07, archived)

Luncheon vouchers!

I always seem to go to the youngest, most inexperienced checkout operator in the place, then give them luncheon vouchers as part of the payment. They always have to ask someone how to put them through the till.

In this case, he had to ask 3 people, none of whom knew.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:28, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)

I say!

a banquet of fine strumpets!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)

This is exceptional.

Not least of all because the bit under the phone looks like boobs.
Hello b3ta!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)

ding dong!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)

Air hair lair!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)

ding dong indeed!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)

*phew*

I'm not the only one to think that.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)

haha. this is ace

*tries to dig out old bottle of the now sadly defunct "hoe's sauce"*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)

Fantastic

Woo to you sir.

The phone is a bit phallic dont you think.

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nastybadger, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)

Perfect for aural sex

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:45, archived)

Ha ha

I see what you did there.
I dug out an old victorian Woo Yay for the phone box pic.

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nastybadger, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:48, archived)

ok i got to know

just how much did you shoop that? please say there's a pic
of a woman with a pair of bellows up her jacksie, floating
about out there on the inter web...

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)

I only animated it, its a scan form a book called "The Body" by William A. Ewing

Quality book and quality pic.

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nastybadger, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:52, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)

the earliest version of the internet

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:55, archived)

I SAY! WHAT HO!

Fucking ace :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)

hahahaha!!

finally something that caters to my needs!!

'edit' pfft 'gentleman's relish'

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McBadger COW, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:49, archived)

OH MY GHAWWWSH.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)

Balloons!

Original by WiggleDance

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)

BALLOOMS :D

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:01, archived)

Hahaha!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:06, archived)

Oh my!!

C'est magnifique!

(especially the phone boobs)

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Rico, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:22, archived)

Top hole

5' 6d
Bottom hole
10' 6d
Back hole
£1,6'0d

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:28, archived)

I say!

that telephone is sporting a fine pair of breasts!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)

this gets a click

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:59, archived)

Mimzy!

Top hole, old bean! What, what.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)

Yes.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

I drawed a wabbit

(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)

hairy japanese bastards!

sorry, i mean, very good.
i'm not putting my fingers near, though

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)

Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)

Me TOO!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:51, archived)

i madez this by smudgetooling

and it dun ends up looking like satin sheets or summat
what's this pretentious toss? go and shop something proper like a kitten

i must be like a proper artist now. where do i queue for all my fame and money?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)

Aesthetically that's rather nice

Kind of soothing to the eyes.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:36, archived)

^this

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)

i feel it could be used in the credits for a 1980s erotic tv drama

like the sort channel five used to show

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)

Try Movies 24 on cable

It shows that kind of stuff late-night. The most unrealistic, unerotic erotica you could wish for.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)

Unless you're terrified of red satin

in which case it's not soothing at all.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)

You have taught me a new use for the smudge tool

and for that I tip my hat to you.

*tips*

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)

I think I see my dad

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)

I see a kitty.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:59, archived)

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