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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

springysunshine would

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

Listen to this man

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

Does it say "take me" on his helmet?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

it sz txt me

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

THEY LOVES IT!

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

lol

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

The new Eliminator was a big hit..

NSFW Link

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

NSFW?

I can see bewbs!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

Get your tit off my screen

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

get off my screen you tit

/ac

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

oh alright...

*huffs*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

PANDERS, add a comment :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh8z3ARHjzo

don't watch it tho

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

saying what?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

done

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

he'll be so pleased

maybe

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

done.

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

done.

Is that the real Jacob Dyer or just another Jacob Dyer?

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8317607

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

Me too.

Haha I love stuff like that.
Edit: Whoops, I'm not on my own account. Oh well.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

hahahaha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

I did it too.

'Ning all!

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

'sup G?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

Meh, I'm alive :P

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

For now...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

Hahah that's a bit sinister

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

*fetches bomb*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

*feltches bomb*

/obligatory

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

FAGT.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

SO'S YOUR FACE.

Hello, how are you?

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

AIDS.

Hello, I'm not too bad. And yourself?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

As I said up ^there,

"Meh, I'm alive :P"

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

O, I C.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

F. U. N. E. M.

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

u r weerd i dnt get it

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

F. U. N. E. X.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWMcRlE1mQ

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

His neck looks quite alright though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

sorry love

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

what for, sugar?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

meh, i've posted tits on here

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

LETS SEE EM

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

there

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha i remember this

fucking brilliant.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

NSFW

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

indeed it is

tut.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

COR

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

i'll whip my naked dora the explorer out in a minute

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

oh please do

that gets me so hard it fucking hurts

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

pre and post op

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

NSFW

You git

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

chill new person

these are old challenge pictures, been on here loads

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

they are still obviously NSFW.

how does their having a pedigree change that?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

it is art not porn

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

That'll make my boss happy

I'm so glad

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

don't look at b3ta at work if this will get you in trouble

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

haha

nsfw

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

and i always thought it was a mop

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

those are pretty big tits

i thought dora was child?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

Maddy was a post op transexual??

(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

you know which one I prefer

*spluffs*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

Porn?!

ON THE INTERNET?!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

that is impressive for someone who I assume is under 10 years old

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

are you referring

to the subject or the artist?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)

this sentence

produces wrong feelings in me.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

I was hoping to see your boots

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

corn with tits

my dreams have come true

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)

we need a word, like yiff, for cereal crops with tits

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

pop?

as in, snap, crackle and...?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

Creamed Corn?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

flage

as in flageolet beans

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8317485 ~~I love Fry and Laurie~~

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)

your hairy ones

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

hair they may be

but he's still got a fantastic pair of knockers on him.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

i they wrestling in shit?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

who has that much shit of a uniform shade of brown?

WHO??

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

i assume that they have only eaten blamange for weeks

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

*bokes*

*makes boke blancmange*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

Bad Riddler

NSFW

Ergo
Fail

(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

I CAN SEE SOMETHING THAT ROUGHLY LOOKS ABIT LIKE A TIT IF YOU SQUINT AT IT AND COME REALLY CLOSE WTF

NSFW OMG OMG OMG IM SOOOOO FIRED

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

squint at your keyboard

somewhere between Shift and Tab

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

CAPSLOCK IS FOR PUSSIES

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

REAL MEN USE SHIFT

MY LITTLE FINGER IS FUCKING BUTCH

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

ONE TWO THREE FOUR I DECLARE A LITTLE FINGER WAR

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

AAAAAAARGH!

The chafing of the contact surfaces of the warring fingers...

I need THE GEL.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

There is no honour in defeating a chaffed opponent

I cast down my pinky sir.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

Tesco Value Gayshifter

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?

IM TELLING MISS!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

haha!~

TITS or GTFO

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

Hahah

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

My boss is very anal

I got a spanking for looking up how to boil an egg

(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

you're playing officejob roulette looking at b3ta then aren't you?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

well

he shouldn't have asked you to make his lunch then

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

Ooh look - a gobshite

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)

THAT WOULD GIVE YOU TERRIBLE BREATH

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

this is 100% of fact

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

TJ:

Protect your schlong, and beware strangers wearing rings http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2319603620080423

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

I told the Mrs It wasn't due to Lager

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

hehe

you mess with witch doctors and that's what you get innit :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

Oh discomeats

you always know just what to say

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

I know

it's like, sometimes I speak, and rooms go eerily quiet

and then I just laugh and have a wank

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

Why Mr President, I had no idea yall was such a charmer!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

Putting off Biology coursework doodle.

click4vid

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

haha

always liked uk.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ZgecMx9uI

ooh they've done up youtube a bit as well

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

That's great. I love Fry and Laurie.

What a pair.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

their casting in Jeeves and Wooster is inspired

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

doesn't look any different to me

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

Was on BBC news a minute ago...

Vigo!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7363847.stm

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

I think you may be onto something...

*crosses streams*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

ok important safety tip, thanks Egon

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Who you gonna call?

Tory Busters!

(Jokel, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

Hahaha

You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

Viggo!

Fucking botophucket took too long to upload it

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

use b3tards.com

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

Anyone want to buy a VW camper

It's a bit cramped but great for parking!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

OMG yes

I'll buy it :D

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

Just don't brake hard!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

it does seem a littl unstable.

now do a limo version fo the van.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

No need to shop one...

..this one just seen in Essex!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

good lord, the same woman's driving it!

she must love modding those.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

she LAAAAAAAVS it, the modding slag.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

splendid

but why would you want 3 doors on one side, she's not thought properly about that mod gas she.

bloody women.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

For shopping

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

for when you're doing a synchronised dance routine to music

and all three burly woodsman brothers have to step out at once, fling out and arm and siiiiiiiiing....

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

OOOOOHHHHHHH

I'm a lumberjack and I'm Ok
I sleep all night and Work all day
I cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavatry

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

Can't be in essex

She's not wearing a burberry Cap

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

*brakes*

*rolls*

WEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

haha

i got a lovely mental image of that.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

*dizzies*

=DD

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

I want one

I hope it´s not too expensive, I am short of money.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

Get a teeny weeny replica!

www.algysautos.com/images/VW-CAMPER-ORANGE.jpg

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

Awaites animation.....

............waits.........

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

That looks just like my car!

It's an orange Daewoo Matiz.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

i have actualy seen one done a bit like this

it had about three feet taken out of the middle section

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

lovely work

i dont know why they didnt catch on

(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

Someone should do this!

They do it for real with Minis. (Not sure if any other car enthusiasts share this love of shortening their cars. Do they?)

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

just lovely

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

End of day doodle.

No, kid. You don't.....
Wonder how many of these I'll spot at the Bristol con?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo!

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

ALPHA EDITION!!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

needs more alisa chan cosplay

them she might look a bit more like her.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

that figure looks slightly familiar...

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

Never seen it before.

*cough*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

i'm still very pleased with the trade mind you.

maybe i should do it more often...

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

you just can't draw ugly can you?

she's cute

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

I try not to draw ugly.

It scares me.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

Would

~~have~~

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

O.O

*parp*

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

i'm going to my first ever con-thing in may

i'm going as travis touchdown (ultra violent amoral gleee)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

who?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

nutter with light sabre. decides to become no.1 hitman in town for shits ang giggles in wii game No More Heroes

wii.jeuxvideo.org/files/MaaAx/Jeux/Divers%20EU/no-more-heroes-20061204053839518.jpg

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

ah i see

i have no Wii only PS2.

and i don't play that much nowdays either.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

wii am fun

it is my new obssesion

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

wii am fun for groups

especially with mixed gaming ability.

PS3 am more fun for gamers, and good for groups if you have singstar and guitar hero.

Since my housemate got a PS3 our Wii has become so un-used that he sold it.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

i use a computer all day to carefully solve problems (graphic design and animations)

when i get home i really don't have the will for complicated games, it's too much like my day job.

wii is great for purely reactionary games, shooting on it is fantastic as are driving games. shame the graphics are a bit plop.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

aye, the graphics are really noticeable on a big TV

and since so many of the games use split-screen for multiplayer it becomes increasingly annoying.

Mario party 8 is the tits though.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

i don't have a wii

and won't get one any time soon as i've a 15" telly

my mum's got a wii and a normal sized tube telly, i don't mind the graphics too much (although we've only got nintendo games, sonic and tiger woods so nowt graphic hungry) but i'd destroy my eyes if i tried using my telly

newer tv programmes are bad enough as they're all filmed with the assumption people are watching on decent quality flat screens so i can't read when they soom in on text

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

I'm seriously considering somehow crafting

a Phantom Limb costume

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

You may spot me there

Yay for nerdiness!

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Weetobix, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

Bristols Con?

Is that something to do with big tits on animals?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

On swindling animals, I believe.

Such as the fox.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Fox with tits

shaking its bits
and stealing your identity for financial gain?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

So Felicia's your favourite character?

I could have sworn it would have been uber vamp Dimitri Marxamof.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

A Skoda Felicia

Ahahahaha *cough*

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in vino veritas, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

NO WAI

Just be happy she looks better than that Felicia cosplayer from the convention Kat, Art and Pip went to.

That was horrific!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

I know its only TOAP

(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

wonder if that's the position she immediately adopts when being interviewed?

(ccc, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

after a horrible accident that damaged her spine and pelvis

that's actually the most comfortable position for her to be in at all times, the poor thing.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

Rather

handy for changing lightbulbs though.

(ccc, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

I'm trying to see how

but I've not got there yet.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

maybe she stepped on a springy landmine and is now stuck like that forever you insensitive cunt*

*not really, i jest

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

Not insensitive cunt - STINKY one!!!

LOL

(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

I think

"reeking minge" would be a better phrase to use.
Or perhaps "pungent quim"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

supperating gash

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

Whiffy tuppence

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

rotting beef curtains

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

stench-belching snatch

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

Fetid Fissure

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)

*click*

Had a wee chuckle.

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

sounds messy

(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Couldnt resist

If you squint you can see her camel toe!

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

Good name for a gladiator

"And now to bash them with her lips, its Camel Toe!"

(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

what's wrong with her face?

and who is she?

/not got sky in bristol blog

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

Extreme 'roid use not only damages the heart

(dribl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

*gasp*

*smirk*
*dawning realisation*
*despair*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

eeugh!

visible shaft not magenta.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

would

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

WOULDN'T - May do if drunk - WOULDN'T with yours!

PS: click

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Needs more nipple tweakage!

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

Everyone needs more nipple tweakage!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

Ulrika used to live in my village.

I saw her drop a box of eggs in the shop once. true story

(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

The fat-handed twat

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

I've never seen Ulrika Drop her load

Must have been fun

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

i loved big train

but that sketch was unforgivable.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

but... but... but...

It's one of my favourites!

That and the tin man...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

no! its terrible! makes me cringe everytime

i love the tin man though. probably my favourite is the 3rd editing sketch,

i was thinking 'rockin all over the world'
what studio?
no live!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

Office wanking never fails to amuse...

Especially in my office, being as it is, full of wankers...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

*votes for the cakes-and-broth scenario*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

votes for wanking in the office

oh come on! we gave up wanking for comic relief and production went through the floor (or something)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

*wanks for voting in office*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

Is that a euphemism?

"Me and Stan were dogging in Tesco car park when I dropped a box of eggs"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

You keep your personal life out of this you

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

*teabags*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

Mnpfhmnunf.

*strongbow gasps*
Also, naughty Clownfish. Be nicer to noobs:
www.b3ta.com/questions/animals/post147638

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

Soon he will come to realise you are just a stroppy but lovable cunt!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

I wish glasscock was still alive

or do I?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

b3ta.com/search/board

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

Aha!

I was nice!
www.b3ta.com/board/6662728#post6662764

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

Dropped a box of eggs...?

Do you mean she farted in a shop?

(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

it sounds like a euphemism

i wish it was

(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

I see no cameraman:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

gleeeeeeeeee!

Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

Arf!

(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

pffft!

bonus points to you for making me smile.
i bet the Brachiosaurus won though.

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Mr. Johnson, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

hahahaha

splendid.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Acely

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

haha

dinosaurs FTW!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

pteranodons ftw!

best of all the jousting dinosaurs

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

This

Can you teach me how to be better at line art lke you? My line arting just goes all over the place.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

Beacuse

word of the day

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

Poor Sir Rex!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

arf

nice idea,

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

he'd fuck it up

he always does.*

*This statement¥ may be based on less than 100% of the required knowledge

¥ and any others I make

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

awesome!

...who put his helmet on for him!!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

heh!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

awesome

lol

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

vexed rex exits: lex excellent, but inflexible pex hex suxxess

T-riffic!

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

Now Mr. JJ

How is that a vampire bunny? Go to your room and think about what you've done! Have a reluctant non vampire bunny relate woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

you're not his special friend anymore

no more hematophagic Leporidae for you.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

*passes mixed toasties*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

oooo thanks

*dies*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

Nonsense!

I believe I've demonstrated amply how dinosaurs would joust. :/

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

This may date me somewhat...

Click for bigger (117KB)

(creatrix CX, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

Moobs!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

on my first whistle....

(Herminator, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

~~that would be better if it was gay ladies~~
actualy gay laddies works

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

Everything is better with gay ladies

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Gladiators Extreme...

..Late Night Edition.

tastefully censored.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

owwww...

that's making my head hurt...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

lies..

you were already (head)wounded.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

loosen your grip then

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Pffft!

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Oh Del

how I've missed thee

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

*falls over*

*gets back up again*
*falls over*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

*chumberwumbas*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

*passes soap*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

Is that a verb?

'We chumberwumbad till the cows came home'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

hahaahahahaha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

o_o

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

that spacks my eyes out.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Third-party endorsments?

Click for bigger (121KB)

You know she is though...

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

There is quite the rump in this picture.

I bet she's harder than a squillion piece jigsaw where the pieces are all round though...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

Ah Jet

best of all the Gladiators

~~Gladiators~~ teenage spaff magnets

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

She also appears to be wearing jackboots in this pic...

I feel an animation coming on...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

animation?

Is this some euphemism I'm not familiar with ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

It's a technique I'm not familiar with either tbh...

I was merely hoping that someone might make her goose-step...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

Afternoon dude!

How goes it?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

KM!

I be well sir, how be ye (of the righteous chops)?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

I'm not bad, ta!

I have a slightly achy hand today... band rehearsals the last 2 nights in a row, and most of last night was spent playing The Gentle Art of Making Enemies*, which is finger-twisting good!

*Faith No More

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Marvellous work!

I, on the other hand, have been playing one note for the past two days.

It's part of an experimental triptych called D, D and D.

The note is G#.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

woo ooo ooo ooo hooo

JET

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

I hate her

She looks nice but is as useful as my chocolate fire guard!
I helped out at a "special" kids olympics in london one year, she opened it. refused to speak to the kids and spent the whole day trying to get some Capital radio DJs phone number.
Cow

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Ah Jet aka Diane Youdale.

She still gets my juices flowing =P

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

Jet

Did I ever tell you I worked with her for 2 weeks?

(Generalhammond, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

sat nav for agoraphoics?

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

I am giving that...

6 out of 5 Stars :D

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

Well

Time to go home after doing nothing all day! :D

See you all, Have a fun B3TAing day.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

Thanks!

Think you might be alone in that though!!

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)

I clicked this ages ago :)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

Ta!

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

to be fair

an agrophobic'd shit themselves in that house. It's more open plan than an office.

woo though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

pffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

I clicked this for your username before I saw it

now I want to click it again.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

He He

Clicks

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

...

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Ninj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

hehehe

No, he's definitely not wearing mascara, no-sireee

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

Happy b3taday sir! *relurks*

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ClanSoul, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

Many...

...happy returns! You is drunk gettin?

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Ninj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

For you because you're special...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

Haha.

That's delightfull.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

haha what

for a moment I thought that might be the vhg source

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

Grunty!

*runs*

*manhugs*

Happy b3taday mate! Here, have some cayke and tea:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

kidz todaz

www.macintoshmorrison.com/kidz.jpg is big version

heres the original...
i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm173/temporary1_bucket/big-mac-class.jpg

then there was this

img.skitch.com/20080424-nx5u8fmsbmi8pf5i4g5a22nqh8.jpg

then

tinyurl.com/6pfpw9

any more additions?

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maclondon, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

I'd prefer trigonometry, personally.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

NOON ALL

and happy B3taday Mr Gruntfuttock

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

Lord Bloke of Wobbliness

thank you kindly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

Such a nice responce...

I have been it sodding training all day (week) and just got free..

This has cheered me up (and what MN said)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

'lo WB

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

happy b3taday :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

Thanks, Prodge!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

a fine and happy b3taday to you, fine fellow

I shall celebrate your b3taday with a very late lunch of bacon filled cheese and onion baps

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

Goodness, young Archie!

Verily a braw late lunch!

and thank you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

Happy b3taday

you old fart!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

First Sea Lord Hattingtovian.

You are most kind, sir.

apart from the 'old fart' bit

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

it's a term of endearment, mong face!

mong face!C]:0D
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

oh dear

happy b3taday old bean!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

fanks, chap!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

cup of tea please

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

Oooh, I could do with a nice cuppa,

now you mention it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

I've just made a nice earl grey

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

Oh, sir

Earl Grey ftw!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

it makes normal tea boring

and *that* is a very special talent

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

There are badges and

everything.... for that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

badges?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

For that talent...!

Edit: Damn - that should have been 'We don't need no stinking...', shouldn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

here we go again...

www.b3ta.com/board/8305723

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

what, the, fuck, ever.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

you did a what with the who now?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

sigh

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

*glees*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

LOL

Excellent!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

ZZZ

zzz

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

*slaps*

Oi! Wake Up!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

Uhhh

Wipes drool from keyboard...

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

(/SLEEP)

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

confused?

wots faqbraking?
its my edit i posted?
and credited the originals?

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maclondon, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

My apologies

so which bit did you add? Ceiling cat?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

i added

the cupchicks to teh horrified looking woman
physically replusing herself from her mac.

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maclondon, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

what are cup chicks?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

o_o

um.....

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

i just googled it and nearly boked

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

these chicks.... there wouldn't happen to be two of them would there?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

i am not going near ice cream again

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

*hugs*

I don't see anything wrong
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

wow!

just realised it was a cat face, so well shopped well done!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

wow, how to make a moderately ammusing image unammusing with Potatoshop

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

So Fresh I can taste the mirror.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

You know,

I'm so disappointed with the poor response to my lovely dinosaur picture earlier that I've decided never to draw anything again.
Instead I shall endlessly post this sort of thing ^. Or something like the posts below.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

wait, im going to have a look see

i'll probably like it

*edit* yep its great :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

don't worry chap, your dinosaur picture was the highlight of everyone's day

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

*dances*

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

Was that the REALLY cool jousting Dino's I put £50 on the small one! WHO WON ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

yes, and the small one won

the small one *always* wins

*puffs out chest*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

Jousting Dinosaurs?

I both clicked and commented on that...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

Hooray!

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

Now you're just fishing for compliments aren't you

go on - admit it ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

No.

I'm just miffed that crappy stuff gets more attention than good stuff. Especially when it's my good stuff. ;)
I swear the general quality of b3ta has dropped recently. Dropped like a whale with a piano tied to it's flippers being pushed out of a jet plane.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

So, that'd be down, then?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

Down.

Downer than the downiest fluff on the lip of a Swede.

Happy thingy day, by-the-way.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

Some

Of that may be down to me, I iz learning....

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

your t shirts on upside down in your profile picture

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)

Not all attention is good attention though...

this thread is full of wtf, as opposed to the adulation and general nominations to supreme being of the universe that follow the good ones.

PS can we have the return of Houseguest soon pah-leeeez?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

Perhaps!

Next week, maybe.

I just need to perk up a bit so I can put hilarious drawing thoughts into my head.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

I agree. I've had loads of shit ideas recently and kept them all to myself

I didn't want to add to the bumph, the gumph and the general flumph

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

Rubbish. Allow me to explain, with a graph:

I've been here for ages. Take my word for it, this place hasn't got any worse recently, it just feels like it to you.

(tomsk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

you are right

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mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

But you are endlessly and repeatedly great.

I even gave your calendar pride of place in the Doom household...

DRAW!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

Eek!

*falls off stool in surprise*

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

*looks*

What poor response?
It's awesome and people have said so accordingly.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

Yes,

but I not been elected Lord of creation. :(

WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN ELECTED LORD OF CREATION!?

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

Well I voted for you...

My second choice was Sian Berry.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

But I only just got here

And jousting dinosaurs are ace! :)

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

Why are you late?

*tuts*

You'll just have to stay late to make up for it.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

Because in my world it's early...ish.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

As a fellow londoner can i just say "wtf?"

oh and welcome :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

fuck off clown baws!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

taking class notes on a computer is silly

I'll forbid it.
I will speak softly and in my beard, and use overhead projector and hand writing!

Ha!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

.
Have some nonsense, for I am very very very very annoyed. I shall be looking for a new job soon.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

We should start a club

B3tans Who Hate Their Jobs And Are Always Talking About Leaving ... BWHTJAAATAL... thats catchy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

What about the BWAETJBLICTTTETWP?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

thats far too complicated for me to work out

whisper it to me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

B3tans Who Actually Enjoy Their Jobs

But Lost It Cos They Told Their Employees They Were Preggers

But I suspect I may be alone in that one

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

Not only is that extremely harsh

I think you'll find it's illegal as well... isn't it?

You poor love

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

I'm working on suing their arses off

It's great fun

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

\o/

good luck with that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

You go Girl!

I can't believe any company would *actually* think they could get away with that!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

happy b3taday sir.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

thank you, my fine fellow.

most kind.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

Candles!

congratumalations!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

Sir *bows humbly*

you are, as ever, too kind.

has you day brightened up a bit?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

Nearly...

off to the zavvi sale in twenty minutes.
so it'll be sunshine, lollipops and rainbows then.

how's you?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

Getting there, slowly, but surely.

Horrendously busy at w*rk presently, though :(

*makes note of Zavvi sale, however*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

Well they didn't obviously say that's why they weren't keeping me

But to say I wasn't experienced enough when I'd been doing the job for three years is insane. I'm also considering action against the agency, who haven't found me any work at all since I lost the job, I suspect so they could get out of paying me Maternity Pay...

I've now had my P45 from them, stating 'as you haven't worked for us for 3 months etc etc' - I sent them an email saying 'well whose fault's that exactly?'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

'Ave 'em Trelly -

'AVE 'EM!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

I will

If I wasn't trying to keep my blood pressure down, I'd be seriously stressing at people right now

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

You could always try the Bush defence

Give them a week a to reveal their weapons.
Then bomb them
Might be a bit harsh, but that'll learn them,

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

*gives extra calming hugs*

there ya go, lass.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

I'm working at it...

I've got the enjoying my job bit already...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

Ooooh, trying for a MiniDoom?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

trying...

but currently failing... :(

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

I hope nobody sees this as an opportunity to offer 'help'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

They'll be in for a bearded surprise if they try and get ME up the duff...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

how about

how about the club where someone with NO previous experience (this is first job from uni) gets given a job with starting pay of 23k from the 18k we both do at the moment due to, shall we say, favouritism.

grr.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

go out and buy a sledgehammer

shit on it
and smack em in the spine with it*

*imagine your own disclaimer text here

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

*click*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

ashually

the lad in question is a decent kid (only 23 or 24) but unfortunately there are dark and evil forces at work here in management and favouritism.... anyone work for nhs?

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

are you a Fed Up Hospital Lackey?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

Chat to ivesb

he has a club for you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

*coughs*

My club actually. But I don't technically belong to it any more

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

no, you founded the

you founded thebbhbc
bloody big-headed baby club . . . C];0p

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

are you banded

and if so is he in a higher band, if so then union action is almost certainly worth considering

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

yes

he is currently band 3, i'm band 4 (had to match my previous wage or I wouldn't have considered it).
He's just landed band 6 with no previous experience.

pfft.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

union it then.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

Thats like us

we get temps in for a month.

Spend two weeks of that training them, and thy're earning an hourly rate about 30% more than I am

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

Which is why I love temping

But generally I do end up doing pretty shit jobs that someone else in the office couldn't be bothered to do. That or tidying up after the temp before me, who must have had a brain the size of a quark.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

indeed?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

Not that quark

The teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny tiny sort

But pfffft :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

The worrying thing is...

He looks like that without all the ST makeup on as well...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

Would

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

We'll need a badge

I suspect it may be a large one to fit that on.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

Can we

Also have one for people who love their jobs because there getting paid to sit at there own desk in there own office all day reading B3TA !?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

I think I will have to join both

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

cunt...

... sorry...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

Well

after reading you profile i can let you have that comment especially with yours about your JOB ! :S

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

thank you

*fluffs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

did I already know you were an XTC fan?

*confuseds*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

possibly not...

not an obsessive, but massive fan of the stuff I know, if that makes sense

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

with the amount of club badges getting suggested in this thread

b3ta could employ Clansoul full time

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

I thought child labour was illegal

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

pfft...

3 years on here and I'm not in a single club.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

SPLITTER!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

Only if the conditions of the job were

'No using computers for personal browsing'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

can i be official b3ta badger

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

only if all badges bear the motto "Sing Lofty"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

First ever attempt at Animation... Ooooooo

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

Thank you for sharing

Was I the only person thinking Space Invaders at first?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

nope

especially since i spent part of last night sat at a table top which was showing the title screen on repeat

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

The Fuckee green dude

has a very big butt.

(Jokel, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

Success.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

0_o

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

Damm

Wish i left the animation speed up a little.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

and the filesize down a touch?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

Yes

Indeedy, Well Im learning. Must remember all for 2nd animation...Whenever that will be.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

one of the best ways to reduce file size

is to make sure that non-moving parts of an animation don't move BY EVEN 1 PIXEL C]:0)
yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

i like it!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

Pull lever A to knacker gubbins.

Click for Bigger.

(Gungerdin and the Pattercake men Try the Veal, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

*checks*

AHA! It was a silly nesbitt return spring that I was missing!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

I like that

it reminds me of diagrams

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

it reminds me

of the kind of crap I have to reproduce in illustrator every day

*make this look better*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

*feels pain*

I've started to subvert mine now - the last data warehousing diagram I did had a suspiciously cock-shaped grey icon in it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

pffft....

Unfortunately, Our 'machine' of a proof reader would spot that. he's such a... fucking good proof reader it really gets on my tits

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

haha

proof readers are not human

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

Did you catch this earlier, Joe?

www.b3ta.com/board/8315859

I was inspired by your description of work this morning :)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

awwww....

thank you.

Thing is... I am on here a lot, but I always make sure my work is done first.
He's just a slack cunt who actually said in a metting the other day "I'm not doing any bitch work", referring to something new we'd been asked to do, and everyone had agreed to do... except him.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

haha Spinning Piss Wizard

diagrams are great

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

Haynes Manuals FTW of all the world!!!

and woo to the OP as well...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

Diagrams ARE great *nods*

Show me someone who doesnt like diagrams, and i'll show you someone who doesnt like calculators

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

Did you know, if you enter 5318008 on a calculator and turn it upside down

you get beaten up?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

I would never sully my Casio fx-83WA with such FILTH

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

Really?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

[My Word!...

..they will go faster than anything!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

If you saved the bigger version as a

.... actually if you delivered a fucking engine to my house it would arrive quicker and be smaller.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

it could even drive itself there

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

Good point.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

Woo! Excellent.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

Oubliette!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

Hah! You had to make an appearance in this thread :D

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

ha I wish I was at work

it'd be straight on the wall with discomeats's flowchart and multigoose

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

What are these things...

...of which you speak?

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

*rummage*

multigoose
discomeats sanity special

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

multipass!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

Multigoose...

...has brought me joy, thank you :)

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

I have the bacon flowchart on the wall of my office...

nyom

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

Spinning Piss Wizard

FTW

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

Very good but

why BMP????????

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

haha great

The tic tac is crucial!

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

Finally a relevant podrost !!

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Cocksure, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

everyone loves pearoasts in the first few days of the compo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

Then someone loses an eye

which is careless.

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magnum, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

is this it?

> i <

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daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

no, the one I lost was bloodshot and had tears coming out of it at the time

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

Its always funny until someone gets hurt

and then it's just hilarious!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

my house mate listens to that Faith No More song all the time

that is all

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King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

am I the only one who hates them then?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

*points at sarcasm in above message and clips round the ear*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

*glares*

I'm enjoying glasgow today as it's full of my fellow Fiorentina supporters

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

are you in Glasgow?

I'm in Glasgow too

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

*hangs outa window!

*waves*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

you can teach them the fine art of coin and mobile-phone chucking then

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

haha :)

yea that was shocking though...idiots

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

no...

I stick mine ine xisting threads like a good chap

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

real lols.

*clicks*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

hahaha

how about a nice game of chess?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

The best way to win is not to play

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

Chess?

Chess?

we don't want no stinking chess!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

Who is this bloke?

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TY&GN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

Haha

love the flip-flops

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

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