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# My method......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# His brain was sick onto that paper...
poor thing! Woo! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
:D I like this.
Edit: the expressions are delightful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
and thus the lesson endeth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Also: Vince?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Whaaaaaaaaaaa?
Edit:
Was thinking of this chap

Edit Edit: Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Yup. He says "Tuesday".
"Spaghetti"
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Gah!
So long since I've seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I have it dvd
i shall watch tonite
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# vince likes to say tuesday
and spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# vincepiss
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# heheh
i have a vince, a rex and a bad bob.
wendy was sold out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Rex the Ruuuuuunt!
Rex the Ruuuuuuuuunt!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Re-plant your brassicas in May,
cover them in mulch.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# yowzer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Eeee!
Bought my dad Rex the Runt on DVD for his birthday.

It's friggin' epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# under the duvet is the best one
but random pavarotti disease always makes me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# LaLalalaLaLala L L LA!
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I think I may order myself a copy
'tis t'riffic
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# bake a cake in the kitchen of love
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# hahahah i love his face
I think i may have made it one time after a whisky/ milk mix up disaster
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Your vomit
is made of talent! Take a click sir!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
excellent.

i think he has some carrot stuck in his sinus.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# it stings! IT STINGS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# NICE!
:D
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha!!
finally!
your secrets revealed!
*sticks fingers down throat*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# i like this i like this i like this
i like this
click
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# That's *exactly* how I write
short stories.
*hork*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# HAHAHA
thats exactly what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# HAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# OK this did make me chortle
you should do more of this instead of the furry animals-with-tits stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *DING DING DING DING*
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hörk!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I like this.
Especially the 4th frame. You've really captured that post-vomit euphoric confusion.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# In the last panel he looks a lot like Agent Wood
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahaahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Yay!
Extra points for spong
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# OMG
He's turned into a character from Invader Zim!
(Jediwannabe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# mmmm, bits.
Love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Agent Wood
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# you've got wood!
can i help with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# can i?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# IVES!!
Where the fuck have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# EVERYWHERE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ALL AROUND?
*clings*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I WAS EVERYWHERE!
I SAW WHAT YOU DO TO YOURSELF YOU DIRTY LITTLE BOY!!
and why the hell wearn't you at the bash?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# LONG STOREH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *crosses legs*
i'm not going anywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *folds arms*
Yes you are. Someone's got to do the washing up. *huff*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *throws washing in bin*
*nips to argos for new plates and pots*
well?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# most definitely
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *planes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# don't rush me!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# but i get bored quickly :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU!!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# We'll right now,
my work day is over!
so i'm going home :)

see ya guys tonight from home :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# i cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# let me get those for you...
*brandishes scalpel*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# pffff!
pushing me away only makes me more eager
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *pulls towards*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# your reverse psychology won't work on me!
i know you want me, it's too late for you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# erk!!
*weakly defends self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *envelops in cavernous bosom cleavage*
hush, don't struggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *stops struggling*
*is asphyxiated*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm corpse...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *pulls*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *topples*
what the duece?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaan!
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Not bad.
This proxy is a pile of shit, though D:
(I'm at school, it made me double post)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# heheh
well, you should be out of there soon. only another few weeks till summer hols!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# My last day is a week today :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# bloody hell!
we didn't get to escape till the middle of july!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# :D
I want to see more of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# cooool.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# 8448621
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# this is so ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Woo!
(also, tiny goatse thoughts)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Can I just slip this in here?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# As the Bishop said to the actress.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# that's what she said!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# ha too late
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# As in the late Jeremy Beadle?
He missed out on a great career in anal fisting porn.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# You're all about the slipping.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# very nice!
something was bothering me about it and i've just worked out what it is; you've made the water look far too clear and sparkly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Nice, is that a real bridge?
If so where is it?


...bearing in mind that bridges move sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I just typed arch-bridge into google I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Aaah, it's in China
"ChaoTianMen arch bridge, Chongqing, China
The ChaoTianMen arch bridge crosses the Yangtze river in the city of Chongqing in South West China. It has a tied arch main span of 552m with continuous side spans of 190m, and has been designed to resemble the Sydney Harbour Bridge, completed by Dorman Long & Co. in 1932. DLT are acting as consultant to the main contractor, 2nd Navigation engineering Bureau and are responsible for developing and detailing the construction method to be used. On completion this will be the longest arch span in the world, a record currently held by the Lupu bridge in Shanghai (550m)."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] SCA*T lead
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hahaha ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# haha, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Haha
a bit ropey-looking though compared to the Rev's hottie-fuck-toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hehe :)
nice one.

have something not worth its own thread:
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It's been added in the FAQ
4.22
"All Nosferatu images must be given their OWN thread, even if reposts"
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# good idea
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ditto!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I...
Love this pic..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Bostin'!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry]

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha, what was it that had the Chris Moyles ape rape?
(my memory is knackered)

Hahahah, s'ok, Time Trumpet www.youtube.com/watch?v=2de4Hc3PhOA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Time Trumpet
Celebrity ape rape
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hahhahaaaaaaaa
Make it be real!
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
great!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I don't know why this is in the compo
But I hope it fucking wins :D
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Bless that Celine Dion
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Drawn on paper,
coloured in tattyshop.

A new avenue for Manley.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# cor
You should do that more often
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Time constraints.
New job = much workage.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# ^ WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I am regretting my choice of tag location.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Thank you, Mr Futrure Winner.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# you're wlecome.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# tahnk you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Haha
Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
#
"30 y/o TV, 200 quid?

You can buy a perfectly new one on tottenham court road for half that...

why take the risk of buying appliances advertised in phone boxes"

Jack Dee circa 1999
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Bwahaha.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# haha i love this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# At last
I know how he does it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent!
Love it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# win!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# HAHAHA!
office home lol
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Yaay,
smashing.
(tomsk, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# RROARR
the monkeon turned on the FP-machine again!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# SEAMS fine to me.
(FUCK OFF, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Good morning everyone. What've you all got planned for the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# hiding under a chav blanket.


'tis good that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# done that yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# mmmmm
I'm going to be going mmmmm

nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Mmmming stimulates the glands.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# i'm currently running a q&a surgery.
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Q: Should I have cut that artery?
A: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# pfff!
the old red wire/blue wire problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I'm going to fart into a cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh!!!
can i come?
please :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Yes! But don't displace too much fart from my cup with your come.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# i will try
i promise
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# mmmmmmm farty cups
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# YEAH!
Shes on Fire!!!

BURN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Alternating between doing this design for an international bank
and wanking into a sock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I suppose they plan into one another though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# For fuck's sake don't get them mixed up!!!


:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Habits in the Benelux part IV.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Being at work....
til 8pm.....from 7 am....

in this fucking heat!!!

Nice pic.

laters y'all


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# This afternoon...
I will mostly be fwapping
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# It's a you!
And your scene kid.
She's nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# OH MY. YOU. HERE? NOW? OH MY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Yep :)
It's like I'm everywhere o_O

I'm trying out /talk... it's strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# /talk is fun.
I've been there quite a bit recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I like it
but it goes so fast :O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# YOU GO FAST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Like a racing car.
Neeeeeooooooooow
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Appreciating your lovely picture.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Cheers, kind sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Oooh.
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Blimey! Thank you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Today I will be
Praying that my Canadian Work Permit arrives so that I can try and get off the poverty line.

*Edit* I forgot to say woo to the pic! Very nice!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# What is this... "WORK" you speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# hooray!
i'm packing up to move :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Where're you moving 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# i am wroking
that's right; wroking.

you have maded a goodpicture
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# oooh, most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I like your pictures
YOUR PICTURES
I like them!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Nutty?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# famous turd is famous
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# fraudulent "doctor" is fraudulent
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Her face is NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# SEAMTURDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# yes...
you do realise that the vast majority of people don't want to see turds on their computer screen, especially at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# it's a joke turd.
from a joke shop.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# A joke shop or
a shop that sells joke things?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# yes it sells jokes
and pedant accessories :P
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# the smudges are a bugger to clean off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# i love it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Freddy Krueger with a wig?
Ouch.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# WTF?
Poo is NSFW now?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# EXCELLENT
*click*
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
#


Click for bigger (75KB)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# THREE ARMS
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Hey guys, I got a new comic strip
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Haha!
Click.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
what's going to happen next??!!!11??1
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Needs more denizens
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# haha
Can't wait for the next episode!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# It turns out to be quite tedious, I can tell you that
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Why, I can hardly belive it!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# haha
lol
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I read that as Lolitis
a disease of the lols
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# MAYBE IT'S BOTH
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# its very funny by the way
and subtle

very subtle
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# almost quietly satirical
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Haha!
Click!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hmmmm, I think JJ's stuff is drawn a little more carefully
even if you can't enjoy the storyline - which to be honest JJ, this Most Haunted one could do with being a touch punchier ;) - surely you can appreciate the artwork and effort put in?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Oh, Toasty. Torchwood is also filmed quite spectacularly. Doesn't stop it being easy-to-parody :(
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# the parody is fine, but you've been going on at JJs stuff
about how you don't get it and "is it meant to be funny".
That's what I'm refering to.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# See new post
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# One post asking if he was missing anything?
It's hardly having a go. And why should JJ be above criticism when the rest of uis certainly aren't?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# It's like if, for example, you posted your Stumbling Amy Winehouse picture again
People would say it were a repost.

But if you kept posting that image, but adding a speech bubble each time, people would say it were a repost, but you were adamant that it was NEW FOOTAGE!

Yes, I've seen his drawing skills. Yes, they're good. Yes, I've seen the characters... but he needs more than that. And, if he's planning on doing a comic strip, there needs to be some sort of humour in there.
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# good argument
I shall back down from trying to keep everyone friendly and let you start an anti JJ riot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Haha!
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# also, needs less manga-faces
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I'm sorry to say I can't appreciate either
I'm not a fan of soul-less formulaic art.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# not me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# JJ's stuff is well-drawn
but after 4 years on b3ta, animals with tits is getting kind of samey.

Actually it got kind of samey about 6 months in, to be perfectly honest.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# So he should leave, or stop drawing?
just because you're bored?

He has a lot of fans here, but I always see the same four names whining every time he posts something.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# See his post above
If he posts something amusing I'll say so

I just don't automatically "yay" a seemingly endless stream of near-identical furry yiff-pics.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Can you click it? Yes you can.
But for all of those four years there's been an ignore button.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# not really

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Fear not,
It'll be over and done with by Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Has it been signed up as an exclusive on Evette Fielding's 24 hour Paranormal TV channel?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
I eagerly await the next episode
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Consider T^2 = Y(1 + F^2)
What is T?
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# It's a letter, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# is it TITSROFL!?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# CONGARAPTUREMOLESTATIONS!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
#
√ Y(1 + F squared).
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# HAHA!!!
love it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# NEXT!
doc monkey is back, answering all of life's questions. so, come on, ask me a question!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Does the Japanese album by Gillan count as prog rock?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# no
but it makes a handy ashtray
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hot weather holiday...
...are flip flops / sandals appropriate footwear for the stylish gentleman about town?

If not, how can I keep my unsightly tootsies cool?
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# flip flop mind piss!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Egads!
:O
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# german tourist sandals are where it's at
or you could lie on the floor and stick your feet in the fridge.
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# It is impossible to both appear cool and actually be cool.
You can either show off your hairy knees and toes, or try to enjoy the sensation of sweating.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I have some new flip flops /.sandals,thay are made from leather.
They are rubbing on my feet ,should I soak them in water to soften the leather?Or will that fuck them up?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Wow!
flip flop mind piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# piss on them
it works everytime - must be the urea

mind you, you will smell like a tramp, but hey ho
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# old army trick
piss on them. they may stink, but it'll soften them up a treat.
or just buy plasters.
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# flip flop piss mind piss!
*brain assplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# pissing on flip flop mindpiss!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# pissing on flip flop mindpiss mindp...
oh never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# You got further than I did!!


/aborted post blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Can I return a pair of trousers to a shop without proof of purchase?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# if you have the bag they came in you usually can.
if they're unusual pants, the shop may recognise them and exchange them without proof of purchase.
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Did Cleopatra have the body of a roll-top desk and the mind of a duck?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Fantastic
I am now singing "fart in the duck".
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# And sit and fart in my love!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# no
her body was a small principality off the cornish coast and her mind ran on hamster-generated wheel power.
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# All is revealed - thanks Doc Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# my bill is in the post
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Python?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Rowan Atkinson (Secret Policeman's Ball, I think)
Schoolmaster's Sketch
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
I did that for my A LEvel drama monologue as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# i have a friend who is a chimp
he has a problem with his head, it may be related to his parents. what can i do for him?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# buy him a hat
or tell him to divorce his parents and go it alone in his own freak show.
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Will anyone lick my piss hole this week?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# there ya go....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Now I would have deserved that
had I went onto explain that I didn't mean my urethral opening, but was referring to the cavity I had excavated in the foetid corpse of a baglady who I visciously murdered with a trowel last month. I'm using this orifice to fill her body with urine, hence "piss hole".
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Well, let's just say that it was a 'predictive award' then....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# So is that a yes or a no?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# If I'm a very good boy...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# if you're a very good boy
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# *stands up straight*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# PEARS: SECRET TIMEBOMBS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Ha!
You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# no
you're thinking of quinces.
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Why is Cheryl Tweedy on X-Factor
and who actually cares?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# whos this cheryl tweedy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Her what beat up that black woman in the toilets then married that black guy what is a footballer or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# this is great
esp the description :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Why don't the public get to vote?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# because x-factor is vapid shite
perfect breeding ground for munters.
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I really need to poop
but i don't want to leave b3ta for 35 minuts.
what should i do?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Take it with you
duh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# V this
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# cut a hole in your chair
bingo! instant commode!
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Do my flip-flops look big in this?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# yes.
very big.
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Daddy or chips?
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# chips
daddy is a non-edible cunt.
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# what should I do with my life?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# become an eel massage therapist
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Tractor! Turnips! Buttocks!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# you have a minor form of tourette's syndrome
based on rural swearing. take 2 parsnips and call me in the morning.
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# is this the real reason
why you posted 12k msgs on the board till now?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# no
the real reason is too terrible for your puny human minds to comprehend!
i've said too much....
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# A train leaves liverpool at 9:17am
and travels due south at exactly 36.21 m.p.h.

How many flip-flops does it take to change?
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# 27.5
but there are slingbacks on the line, expect delays.
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# that's me off again
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# don't worry, you'll soon be back on again.
*plugs in electrodes*
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Why do birds suddenly appear?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# they are fired from a cannon
to disguise the fact that natural flight is an illusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# job done
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Aww he looks so happy with it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hahahahaha oh god
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*tea monitor collision*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hahahahahaha
genious
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Classic Mongy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# haha
look at the happy smile on his cripple-face

that's made his day that has
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# OfficeLOL
here y'ar Skipper, take a seat!
(Virulent, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Haha!
The thumbs up makes it.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# This
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:30, archived)
# pfff!
all he needs now is a rocket pack on the back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Ah..
A naughty seat..

I sat on one of those the other day.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# SLIGHTLY RELATED REPOST FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT
www.b3ta.com/board/7547655
LINKED
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Pfft!
Almost-lol
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaa
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Oh god that's excellent
I did a proper lol.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hahah!!
boomboom! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Congratulations
on the double!
(I helped save b3ta! timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# More desk lols from me
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# UTTER MAGIC
WOOO
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# woo
oh Yes :)
(goatsy open wide, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Olé!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha
No mention of boswollox?
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# cor! she's the hottests thing in skincare.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I thought that was Simon Weston?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# oh god
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# This makes me cry!
I will have nightmares.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Well I would!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# But that's not really any indication of quality, now
is it, mate?

;)

only messing *manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Got there in the end. Nicely, sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Heeeeeeyyyy!!!!
how ya doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Not photoshopped
This is less than 15 miles from where I live. Always makes me smile when I see it. Just thought I'd share.


EDIT: lol, actually less than 6 miles!!!
(Virulent, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I think I'd move house
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Second LOL of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# This place was on Richard & Judy once, I believe.
A woman moved because takeaways wouldn't deliver to her... or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# That was a different one
Butthole Lane in Leicestershire.

tinyurl.com/5pr8ro


It was just around the corner from my school. Much childish laughter ensued.

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Ooh I see
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# If I remember correctly...
It is on the A630 between Warmsworth and Conisbrough. :)
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Yeppers
Indeed!
Pretty sure it's a hankering back to middle ages. Wouldn't have been a training field for Archers methinks.
..Or a coattaging area...one of the two.
(Virulent, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# This causes a fucking tired old pearoast you've all already seen and I don't care
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# First time for me
so there.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# haha
its true - tinyurl.com/5pr8ro
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
#
Bell End, leading to Mincing Lane.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8454249
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# The best I can muster is
Cripplegate
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Cluntergate in Horbury town centre sounds very suggestive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# There's nothing quite as good here
but there is the delightfully odd "Ham Shades Lane".

On a similarly piggy theme there's also a "Link Road" with a very persistent vandal that's constantly rounding off the L to form "Oink Road".
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# There used to be places called 'Grope Cunt Lane'
where prostitutes hung out, now unfortunately forshortened to Grope, Grape or Grove, but if you live in one, spare a thought for the illicit jiz spilt down your road.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I used to live near a Pig Lane
The police station is on it.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahaha!
first officelol of the day for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# In Birmingham the Cadbury's chocolate factory
can be found down Bournville Boulevard
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# :D
Will you stop!!!

*keels over*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# there's one near me
called ralph's wife's lane
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# you'll never beat honey hole road or cock pit
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Place in Lanarkshire, Scotland called
Dick Court
(ouch?)
(Virulent, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# i lived near copralite street
copralite=shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# howdy neighbour. im from Swinton
where's you from?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# DN1
Town Centre
(Virulent, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# northern ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Conisborough, then?
That means you live near me!

(davywavy, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 18:10, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Nosferabbit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# he was a talented old chap, really
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I liked this!
It deserves more response! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# :)
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# eek
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Oooh
Shpooky.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I have no idea what the fuck is going on
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# tree-dwelling rodentia with mammary glands
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I never really 'got' this strip
Is it meant to be not funny? I never find it funny.
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Easy solution, then...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Not read it? Well, yes, that's the obvious solution
But I was just asking if there's some sort of hidden layer of humour that I'm missing? I really want to appreciate this. I just... can't.
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# No worries, I guess it's the characters, or the drawing style.
I suppose it's like most things - You like it, or you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# i like most thing
that I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# You're not missing anything

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# don't tell me you've never photoshopped a pair of tits and princess Diana's head onto a really cute looking squirrel then cracked one off over it
I simply won't believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Of course not
It was Pricess Anne's head.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# it's a story. This is part of it.
read them in order on JJ's website if you've missed a few.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# It's like a soap opera
for squirrels with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Good god!
Whatever next!

*yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# is she
szpeshul?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# ...............what?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# :)
i think she's either a ghost

or she suffers from aspergers
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# yeah, that stuff makes you pee bright yellow
and aspergers tastes so yuk
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# She's a wampire!
She didn't show up in any of the photographs :O

Vampire gets my vote, but ghost could also prove to be true I guess.
(Jediwannabe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# i have no clue
where this is going. but I'm enjoying getting there. Do more video game guides! I want to know how the hell to play Minesweeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Jesus there's some names on there.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# all i can think about
is farts
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# brainfarts.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I think she smells bullshit
or the smell of developing fluid from some pictures hanging out to dry.
(Wize, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Heh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# SHE'S FRIED HIS BRAINS!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# woo!
i'm thinking that he's either trying to read her mind and she's blocking him, or he's getting the psychic information sent to him through her and she's doing it on purpose.
i could be dead wrong, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Will his head explode?
She's got one vicious look in the last frame.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
#
SA definitely needs more exploding heads
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# EVERYTHING needs more exploding heads
imho
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# she's possessed
a sudden and incredible urge to tell people about the holy spirit and JEEESUS
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# LOL
ROFL

...I still don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Yeah. You said.
And I still don't care.
Hit the ignore button.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Ohhhh.
Mysterious goings on
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# The Spirits!
They have found her Facebook!
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# NOS for R2.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Now this
this really works

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# unless...
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# *is scared*
Unless whaat?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *runs away laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# :(
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# but i ran away already :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Then what do we do now?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# drink tea perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# god arg
arg

I'm going to er

I don't know! but I'm going to do it!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *Hearts*
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Well, that wasn't funny at all :(
(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
but that was!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# ^
haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# well..
3 pane cartoons man

it's hard to be like.. thing.. and that.. with like. the words and the joke or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# lolololololol
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# LOLFEEDBACKZ
hahah instant fp
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# rofl!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# SPEIGHTING ROOM
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# oo, repost op...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# and in reality we'd be seeing the bbc news headline
"BEAR SHOT DEAD IN RAILWAY STATION"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I always used to think 'Wanted on Voyage'
meant Interpol were onto him...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# oh he's definately some kind of dodgy latin geezer innit
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2007/12/08/bopaddington.xml
:D

edited for mongness
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# This reminds me
of Freshlegs' Ebay feedback generator.

It doesn't seem to be on the internet anymore though. Bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Ooo, is it railway station time?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Superquick FP
'grats
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *arrives after the party*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Haha
Don't you just loooove the word 'nostril'... so fun to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# he's dropped a bollock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I couldn't resist! My new fail:

Seeing this on Links/Youtube just made my day...

Youtube Joy!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# what a silly human
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# now do it with your balls
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# he can't because he's now hopping mad!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Same!
What a fucking cock.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# you dope! post it down there!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha!
looks painful!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# just a tiny bit too fast
but nicely
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# U reckon?
I can make it slower...

*edit* Now a teeny bit slower...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# thats better
it was just a little hard for my old brain to take in!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# That's a real shame that is
Shoulda used his head!
(Virulent, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# this actually made me do a right old ROFL...
minus the rolling on the floor... but I did wet myself a little bit
(likeajackhammer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# link to link on links please
(likeajackhammer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# check popular, it's there twice......
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# That's more of a PMSL then really
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Have you been watching
the mr null vs kersal massive you tube vid :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I was revisiting the whole Kersal Massive thing after showing it to a friend :D
I'd never noticed before that little fucking kev invites shouts "shit on us" randomly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# haha this is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha. Someone had to. :)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ow
wonder how long it took to get him out (silly twot).
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# not long, i think it pretty much severed his foot. you'd just need to chop through his trackies and pick the foot up from the other side of the wall...........
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# eeeuuuuughgh
I was thinking something along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hah!
Now add eyes to the wall as it goes "nyom nyom nyom".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I love the person who designed that wall

anti-chav system©
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# YES
actual LOL from me

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# i think he's got aids
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# how many of these numbers are real?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# i'm sure that one is
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# tried it
fail
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Can often be found Speighting?
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I love using this word.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# have you been using it in polite conversation, to the shock/amusement of others once they have the word explained?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# "marmalade spread"?
stupid bear doesn't know how to do london phone numbers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)

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