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I got the urge to make a squirrel with tits

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)

Arf!

But that is a chipmunk surely?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)

also finches

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)

it's a Gopher

and they are great tits

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)

Blue tits

Great tits have black hats.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)

it looks black on my monitor

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)

they are not

that good

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)

seen better

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

It's a lion.

And those are emus.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

HA HA HA

animals hey
tsk

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

and the emus are eating there way out of the lions head

with maggots falling out of the lions nose

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

Too far Earl

too far

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)

not far enough

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)

touche

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)

...

yiff.

(Dante licked your nipple on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)

'ningles all :D

is anyone going maker?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)

maker?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

a music festival in the southwest happening this friday til sunday.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

Not heard of it.

Details?

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

I've looked

It's all hippies

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

Arf!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

Golf thread!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

the ball is completly

SUBmerged

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)

because of this I am now going to subway.

I hate you all :D:D:D

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arrangedletters, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)

I have coupons

but alas the interweb will not allow me to send them to you
:(

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)

'sall good

I'm back home from uni.. the sdubway was closed... what sort of subway closes a 9.30.. psch.

damn villages.

I could get chips or a pizza but i want a footlogn phallic sandwich dammit!

does the internet send them?

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arrangedletters, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

damned medieval technology!!!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)

looks like he's gonna bag it!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)

Oh the pain!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)

oh the panini

;)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

Haha, you're on a roll

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

I'm so hot

i've got a cob on!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

I'm sure there's at yeast a few more puns we haven't used yet

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)

Dough!

that was awful

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)

I'm sorry.

I'll buy you a flour to make up for it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)

don't be sorry

i'm not croiss ant

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)

Ah right.

I'll give the flower to my naan instead.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)

you're lucky

my nan's brown bread
:(

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)

Mine's doing alright,

just a little bit crusty

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)

ho ho hovis is getting ridiculous!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)

Yeah, this isn't just a light snack of puns,

this is a whole meal.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)

I'll toast to that

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)

I'm surprised more people haven't joined in,

I'd have thought everyone would want a pitta the action

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)

crumbs, this one keeps going on and on!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)

Yeah, we knead to stop this sometime soon.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)

he did rise to the challenge

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)

do you think puns will be

bread out at the next stage of evolution?

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arrangedletters, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)

Is it under your bloomers?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)

The fool!

He'll get sand in his sandwich.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)

Hold the mayo . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)

Hmmm

Openface Club Sandwedge.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)

hahhahhah

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)

don't worry

that's an urge we all get from time to time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)

gorgeous

tits on ur wan there

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)

squits

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)

butterfly

bustier or handbag?

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arrangedletters, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)

IT BE A GOPHER

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

Humph

Google images has let me down for the first time. But the tits are definitely tits.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)

tits are tits

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

Logic

Edit: AAAArgh! It keeps cutting out my text! I meant to say:
~ ( TITS = TITS) implies FALSE
But I tried to write implies with an arrow and it didn't like it! Arse. Apologies for seeming rude.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

needs more Bill Murry

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)

beak murray

surely

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)

Well, despite the pedants in the thread (including me)

despite the pedants in the thread (including me)I shall woo this :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)

Is that

rodent wairing bling?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

TITS AND A BEAVER

WOO HOO

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)

tits/boobies, squirrel/gopher who cares?

edit/ is a gopher not also known as a ground squirrel

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)

Goda love them boobies too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)

Hahaha

Boobies with tits!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)

variety is the spice...

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)

Schweeeeeeeeeeeeet !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)

african girafficken

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)

Old school animal mashing

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)

that

is beyond cute

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)

*readies cloning lab*

this is awesomeness.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)

I like the range of emotions portrayed by this.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)

It looks like the squirrel from Ice Age. :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)

Blimey

How many years since you last posted?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

are the horns for steering?

does it eat leaves or corn?
what do its eggs taste like?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)

the horns are for shagging

it eats cabbages and it lays fried eggs

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)

*lubes horns*

*butters bread*
that's all i needed to know!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

That saddle's on backwards.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)

....thats,eh...

all part of the eh,.....weirdness.....(breaks down crying)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)

I bet you had fun making it though!

VOTE!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)

voted

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)

voted

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arrangedletters, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)

This is complete win!

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)

chickens in saddles you say?

click for sizable

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arrangedletters, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:00, archived)

I like this

and all the other pics above

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)

I wanna do more

probably will at some point

probably

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arrangedletters, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)

you should

i like hippocat

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)

TO THE BATCOCK!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)

'at's pluckin' delish . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)

a new movie cover

this is mine, there are some similar ones of the internet i think.

(fonebone10 hasn't bothered to put on a signature yet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)

Getting there dude

Could have snazzed up the text a bit tho.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

TOAP

take em to court!
:)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

Nothing wrong with a bit of TOAP.

Clears the tubes, so it does.

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)

But this toap is good.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)

I didnee say it worrant!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)

Jokes are better than technique.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)

That's been done more times than Ulrika Johnson

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

lol

(fonebone10 hasn't bothered to put on a signature yet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)

Hahah

I read her 'friends' call her 4x4 cos she has 4 kids by 4 dads.
Arf arf arf
LOLtvsluts.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)

vor sprung derk teknik

that is swedish right?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

NEIN

DAS IST DEUCHELANDEN SPEIL.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)

playful german geography?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

94 mins.

/pedant

good stuff though, and welcome aboard :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

Surely 96 is about 94!!!

How many units does "about" take up?
Hmmmm???

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)

I could accept 'about 95' or 'about 90'.

'about 96' suggests accuracy to the nearest 1 to me.
/overanalysing blog

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)

But what about the seconds?

"About 96" beacause it's 96 and some seconds.(Or in this case 94 and some seconds.)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)

Seconds aren't mentioned,

so I assume we're working to accuracy of the nearest minute

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)

Not in this case

But look at the back of any dvd and look at the running time.
"Approx "such and such" minutes"
Because the seconds aren't counted, If they were it would be:
Running time "Such and such minutes, such and such seconds"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)

Anyway.

I went to the botanical gardens for my lunch today, they're rather nice.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)

I have never been!

/uncultured

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)

It's only 5-10 minutes walk.

I fancied getting outside into the sun for a bit.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)

kinda ronseal

that was a good chalenge

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)

it ends when the kid kills himself

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)

And Bruce Willis turns out to be dead all along

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)

I think that was pretty obvious from like the first 5 seconds :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)

Reading a bit about oriental art.

Chilling out after a weekend of alcohol and Rock Band. I WILL paint these drawings eventually but alas, at the moment I am skint and can't afford paints.
Here's some more sketches.

Click for the rest.

(genesis, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)

fish. FISH!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

Hurray for fishes.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)

Excellent doodlings :D

Nice one

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)

Nice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)

That Gaisha Bitch (those two words should not be put together. Thats why I did.)

Looks Ace.
Put that on old paper in a This Stylee!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)

Indeed

I was thinking of doing a bit of tea staining but on remembering my futile attempts when I was younger.. does coffee work?

(genesis, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)

bienfang velour paper.

check out eyes of the dragon by stephen king, the artwork is gorgeous.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)

ooerr

need to get me one of those

(genesis, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)

MMMMMMMMmmmm

Velourrrrr.

Sham-Pagen?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)

it's pronounced champagne

i'm not as big a fan of velour as you are, captain

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)

Kiff,

As my protégé, you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)

*sighs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power?

Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)

it's a poisonous froad!

*inflates head*

also, g'night, i'm off for a kip.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

Fuck Knows

I robbed that off a website. Google 'Old Paper' for some free examples, got some cracking source pics/backgrounds doing that.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)

noice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)

Cor, nice!

Also, I read that as "can't afford pants"

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)

that too

but fortunately mum can use a washing machine

(genesis, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)

Goodo

Glad you aren't pantless

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)

Apologies if it's been done...

Everyone should see the not-budget version too. Seriously... she's got a fucking gun for a leg!!!

(addy_c, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)

I likes this

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)

In Related News:

I Cannot FUCKING wait for this to hit the screens.
Looks like a bronson movie but with mexicans.

EDIT: This was the highlight of Grindhouse. V Disappointed in tarantino for that film, was extremely poor by ~~his~~ any standards.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

*yawn* just another chick flick

;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)

Heheh

Get her wet as november that movie will.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)

It does indeed look truly awesome

so glad it wasn't just a spoof

(addy_c, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)

omg!

boobs on youtube!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)

quality

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)

I have yet to see this one

I did see Death Proof though. Awesome.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)

That was just downright bloody cheeky:

Tarantino/Rodrigues: "Weve made this grindhouse flick"
Movie Bosses: "No, youve made two flicks and we're gonna sell it to those youro-peans as two flicks"

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

Back to my hell animals. Hell Chick:

Also: Hell Cat, Hell Dog and Hell Monkey

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)

Awwww

Want

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)

It'd be funnier is that tag was in a text balloon

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)

Bring it on.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

wow.. this is really scary..

really..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

Egad!

does it bite?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)

It prefers the word 'maul'.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

YOW!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)

Aaargh

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)

hehehe

i am lovin these!!

btw - i didnt get your e-mail :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

what's your address again?

i'm at home now.. so i can send you in a normal way

or you can just shop this:
photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/76/66/734448785/n734448785_162726_1696.jpg

Slightly NSFW :D

that's me at the last Israel-Lebanon war, somewhere in lebanon's teritorial water on my navy warship.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)

havea look here :D

www.b3ta.com/board/8580346

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

i've sent it.

tell me if it's a good enough source, i think it is.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)

I will send you picture of myself (not like that you dirty boy)

when I find a good one

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

fwaps!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)

Did you get mine?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)

Yeah - i think i e-mailed you

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)

Ah - there it is

cheers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)

Tennis ball!!!

*Serves*

woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)

how does it etc.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)

guess what mutant celeb this is

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

sandi toksvig

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)

Sandi Toxic

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

hell

it's what i call her/it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)

Anthony Worrall Thompson?

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)

No - it must be a celeb silly!

;)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)

yup

we have a winner

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

What do I win?

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8580505

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

Cher?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)

Anthony Worrall Action-Man

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)

Is it this guy?

growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/20/iggy_pop.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)

haha

need mor magenta :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)

Ainsley Harriot?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)

Don't be silly, he's brown.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

well he looks green to me...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)

anthony

warrel-robin cook-e.t.-head warrel thompson

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

No, tell us

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

its

anto warrel thompson

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)

*plays Vienna card*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)

The Cunt

In The Pantry.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

He just wants a hug

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)

he can keep fucking wanting

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)

Oh fuck off, now I have noodles lodged in my nose :[

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

hahahahaha!

noodle nose! do you fight dick tracy?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)

Dick tracing?

No thanks.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)

i prefer

brass rubbing, myself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

Shitting crikey

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)

*Wields sledgehammer*

Stand back!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)

Stop you maniac!

You'll just make it angry

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)

He does have a temper

and the profanity.......

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)

He certainly doesn't want any of that green mashed stuff

Looks nasty.

Woo for him though :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

euthanise it!

(genesis, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)

Whoah!

It needs less sugar, whatever it is.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)

ayeee!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)

I imagine this is in

mid tarzan cry!
UUUUUUUAUAUAAAAAUAUAUAUAAAUUUUU!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)

Oh those Wombats are so cute and cuddly!

www.globallifeclub.com/Article/33.htm

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tubaman, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)

Does it like the moon?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

Don't know,

but he loves spoons

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)

we like da moooooon!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)

hehe

ace!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

Don't we all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

Oh Hai B3ta.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)

ha ha ha

*stamps on your foot* :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)

Oh sweet fucking christ.

hahahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)

You loon

well done :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)

Cheers Dude.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)

Oh hai Stan.

I hope you feel suitably ashamed.
woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)

I did cringe when I posted.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)

I have been thinking about this horrific joke and how to do it for some time

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)

It took a few drafts.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

Oh dear oh dear

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

HAHAHA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)

Hand

Coat.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)

My great-great-great grandad invented the postage stamp

And I'm still getting the bitches off the back of that...Thanks, Grandad!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)

apologies to Mr Karloff...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

I always think that if I ever met Frank Skinner

I'd probably punch him up the bracket.
In other news...Fluff!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

FLUFF!!!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)

*fears the fluff*

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)

Satan fluff

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)

whatareweyoursatanfluffshoppingbitches.com

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)

i just want to hug him

with an acid-soaked cheesegrater.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)

THAT'S JUST WHAT IT WANTS

innit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)

0_0

look at the tongue on it!
*ponders*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)

IT IS A SERIOUS MATTER INDEED.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)

ARGH THAT CAT HAS 4 HEADS!

*panics*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

the only other person i've ever heard threatening to punch somebody up the bracket it my mum!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)

claaaaaaaaaan!

i'm cold and there are wolves after me!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)

Hahahah Abe!

I'll be back in a minute. With noodles.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)

it's been 8 minutes!

noodles take 4 minutes, where are you???

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)

BACK

I had to prepare cheese and procrastinate too.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)

cheese and procrastinate?

what, pickle not good enough for you, boy?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)

STOP IT

THE NOSE-NOODLES ARE PAINFUL.

WHY DID I SELECT CURRY FLAVOUR!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

because you like curry, silly!

and procrastinate.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)

Aww Fluff fluff fluff and fluff

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

MAOW

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)

CATS, CATS, CATS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)

what about Hinge?

You can't just hit Bracket and not hit Hinge as well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)

I think he'd enjoy it

he's always strck me as a man who likes it up the bracket hard and fast

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

KITTUNS YAY!! \o/

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)

And which one won the battle royale?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)

LOOK AT THE CUTIE FLUFF!

I want cuties. I lost my last one three weeks ago. I'm heartbroken. Oops. I didn't mean to hijack the fluffiness.

I still can't think of another cat. Mine were so specialized.

Argh. I'm on a tractor. With internet! So I can't reply except on hit and run occasions.

Fluffy cats. Waaaaah. Yaaaay. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)

I GET IT NOW, MISTERONS!

fucking hell.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)

splatter your cum on Boris Karloffs face and you knew it would just sit on his forehead for hours

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)

I hope this will be your board stats quote :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

Come one - come all - e-mail me or captain wow a picture and join in with the....

e-mail - [email protected]

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)

what if i look like that already....

will you make me more human?
woo btw :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)

well if i can make a man look like

a woman i can make you look human :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)

who you made look like a what now?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)

man2woman

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)

no offense to that fella

but he's wearing too much makeup and those ear rings... no
edit : and he's missed a bit when shaving...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)

hehehe

true :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)

That still scares the living bejesus out of me.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)

mwahahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)

Who's that, Rev?

Rev?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)

dunno

just some bloke :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

Just checking it's not a B3tard before I say...

The odd thing is the man looks like a lady in the first one and in the second he looks like a man trying to look like a lady.
Confused? Me too :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)

Thinking the exact same thing

It's not you, right, Jesse?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

well thats what I was trying to say but i was trying not to shout

ARGH! YOU PLANKER! GET A LESS GIRLY HAIRCUT AND LEARN HOW TO SHAVE AND STOP WEARING PAT BUTCHER EAR RINGS AND MAKEUP! but I thought i'd be subtle :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

*hands over medication*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

yay sweeties!

....p.s. that image is flapping ~~huge~~linked! yay! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

sorry didnt realise it was so big

/vicar to the choir boy :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)

are you saying i look like a lady?!

pffft

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

*cuts off face* Can I be included now?

*cuts off arms*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)

yeah

just e-mail me a pic :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)

I HAVE NO ARMS - I CANNOT POSSIBLY TAKE A PIC.

An altered, or unaltered pic?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

unaltered

is bestest! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

*glues your arm to your face*

mwnahahaha its an arm with a face!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

IT'S SCUTTLING AWAY!

*cuts off legs*
GO GO DISEMBODIED LEGS!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)

uhoh they have no faces!

*watches them fall over*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)

Well this was a RUBBISH idea.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

*draws eyes on them*

GO GO GO!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

Dead B3tards?

Or B3tards doing dead anyones?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)

B3tans

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)

This is a pointless argument

That's bindun to death.
Evening M3 :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

b3tans deadified! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

Aah

Well you *did* me and here I am 6 months down the line with a swollen belly!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)

you preggers??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

i am

no wait... i mean hungry

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

i'm always hungry

at the moment :( i dont know why!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

maybe your preggers?

or have a tape worm? eating for two...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

maybe a snake

that i swallowed as a baby many years ago!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)

hmm thats something i've not tried actually....

I wish i lived near that exotic meat place again :( snake was on the menu! ...mind you some of the hot dogs around here are probably made from them...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)

hahaha

probably - i'd love to try other meat - but itd probably just taste like chicken :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)

may i recommend the wild boar

mmmm bacon

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)

snake tastes like rabbit

only much drier. it's edible with sauces or in a stew, but on its own, it's like meaty sawdust.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)

*sigh*

now i'm even hungrier :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)

I am probably full of teh Jaffa Cake

but there is definitely no baby in there.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

phew

thought i was in trouble then ;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)

howdy

i read your sig as "blowing the jam in my mind" and i thought raspberry jam - blowing raspberries :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)

now I want jam

and ice cream

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)

today i have eaten 5 sausage rolls

1/2 a litre of smoothie
1 family size packet of crisps (220g)
a king size twix
and 3 cups of tea
and 3 blue ribbons and 1 rhubabarb and custard boiled sweet thing
and i'm still hungry :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

today i have eaten

3 cups of vegetable tea-like stuff.
that is all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)

onion gravy mmmmm

i have watercress soup downstairs... from my own pond... its grown in fish poop... hmm do i really want to eat it?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)

i wish it was onion gravy, i love that stuff!

you eat veg, don't you? that's grown in horse shit and chemicals that would make shit seem like a pleasant alternative!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)

ahh good point

...i do try grow my own veg... (organic poultry manure...) the ants are enjoying the veg at the moment... not to mention the slugs and the snails... (but my frogs are eating those! yay!) at the moment i've got 1/2 a tub of chives and 2 gloves of garlic that they've not munched into yet! and I don't know why I planted mint, i don't like mint!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)

the little bastards have ruined all my spuds

but my onions, spring onions and carrots are doing fabulously!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)

you should grow spuds in a dustbin

*nods*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)

but then

i'll have nowhere to house my grouch!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

The plants on my balcony are being steadily devoured by aphids.

I'm fighting back against the little buggers though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)

get some ladybirds

that'll teach the little fuckers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)

At the moment I'm just fighting them mano-o-mano.

They're only really on my mint and tarragon, and I don't use them too often.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)

well if they're only in low numbers

you should be fine to deal with them yourself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

I read your post of a few days ago

and was horrified.
I know you are "under the hospital" but What you are doing is preparing your body for starvation mode if it's not there already.
The minute you start eating normally you are going to pile on weight like you've never seen before.
Controlling starvation is a lovely thing you have power you have control and it's not something that is easily given up.
Years down the line I still long for that feeling of control and I doubt it will ever leave me.
Starvation fucks up your mind and it's a long haul to get back your sanity.
Doctor or no doctor.
Sorry to sound so harsh but I really want to push my point.
Gaz me if you want.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)

i know starvation is a bad thing

but unless i stick to this bloody liver reduction diet, they'll refuse my surgery. as i'm having a gastric bypass, i won't be able to eat very much afterwards anyway.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)

Did you choose gastric bypass over a lap band?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)

yes

it seems the best option for me in the long run.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)

sounds serious

good luck and all that :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)

thanks

it's keyhole surgery, i should be home on saturday with any luck.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)

Have some fruity stuff

for longer lasting satisfaction.
All you've done is eaten sugar-rush food.

Now hand over ALL your choccies to me for safe-keeping :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)

I live in a country where there is no clotted cream

It may sound trivial but after a while it gets to you it really does.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

what is clotted cream?

dairy doesn't agree with my insides...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

It comes from the west country

and it's really thick and erm clotted and contains probably 100% saturated fat.
It is divine.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)

kinda like cheese then?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

Well you're just a big silly!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

its how my mind works unfortuantly

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

ta for the name change lover

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

welcome oh lover boi

i must have been drunk /high / asleep when i wrote your name last time :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)

You are far too good at these :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)

yeah well your too good

at surreal drawings :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)

Hell yeah!

Is it okay to send you picture, even though I've been zombie'd by Cpt. Wow?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

sure thing!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

Alrighty

coming right up then :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

Awesome.

I want in!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

woo

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

Very nice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

fank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)

that's mighty fine

I've just emailed you my fizzog.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)

thank ya sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

bored the fuck out of me

(ManicMyna Hmmm, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)

Serious?

Aww Ive been looking forward to this too. CG films have been shite lately but I had high hopes for this one.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)

See it anyway.

It's fantastic.

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kaydup, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)

Ignore them, it's an incredible piece of cinema

with some exquisite sound creation from Ben Burtt and the usual attention to detail from the Pixar animators.

As an aside I liked the story too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

I concur

This is another amazing step forward for CGI animation. Some people have baulked at the hypocritical anti-consumerist message (and I guess they kind of have a point) but if you take it for what it is it's a proper laugh and, even if it's not the best thing since sliced bread, it's diverting enough.

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

did they do a

johnny 5 remake??

(

SiX and his hat, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)

i was hoping for like a rambo style sequel

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)

haha, this is how the world will be destroyed

a huge glob of space alien poot will plummet from the abyss of space and shit us all up

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)

Perhaps

a turd rock from the sun?
*kill me now*

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)

they shit us all up the bomb?

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)

Then you have no soul

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)

Damn.

I was looking forward to it.

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)

I am only half way through, but I am quite enjoying it

myself.

But ho hum, it's all opinion....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)

I really liked the bit where the reptilians set off the hydrogen bomb

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)

And then there was like,

all the invisible alien ghosts possessing people and causing harm and the volcano exploded and shit and shit and shit. Shit.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)

a shit volcano, a shitcano, and shit

and like totally even the ninjas were defeated and shit.

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)

sounds shit

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)

shit

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)

I can't imagine the copy you have comes close to the audio and video quality of the big screen

so once you've watched that multiply your opinion of the film by plus 5 to get a more accurate score

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)

OMG O NOES

THEY HAD NO TALKING AMINALS AND THEY DIDN'T SING OR HAVE SUM 1 SHOUT 'HOLLA' OR 'DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUM' IT'S PROPER CRAP LOL THEY DON'T SAY NUFFINK OR ANYTHINK IT'S LIKE YOUR DEAF OR SUMINK HA HA HA HA IT'S PROPER SHIT IT'S NO SHREK.

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)

LULZ

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:36, archived)

HOHMER SIMPIN.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)

HOMOR SOMPSON

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)

DON'T HOVE O COW DODE.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)

O_o

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)

they see me rolling...

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)

FUCK YES

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)

you are hitlers love child

/aicmfmp

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)

Possibly.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)

uhoh!

nazi scum bird and wheeliewooble hilter inside homerhilterhead! you ARE hitler!
/aicmfp

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)

It's MechaHitler X3000 v2.9 and Nazibird,

and no! I'm not Hitler. Hitler's dead, silly!
*shifty eyes*

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)

BURN THE WITCH!

*can't find his matches*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)

I found one:

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)

Right!

*sets fire to your hitler gene*!!
now you shall no longer be a nazi hitler lover!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)

I never was a Nazi Hitler lover, I just like the controversy surrounding the images people often create on this site with reference to Hitler and Nazism.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

well stop posting it so often then!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)

But I like the controversy surrounding the images people often create on this site with reference to Hitler and Nazism.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)

ok hitler junior

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)

Am not :[

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)

Personally

I thought it was awesome, some of the best stuff pixar has what done.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:36, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)

Since everyone is already pissed off at this Ill slip this in as well

The Game

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)

Goddamnit, I lost the game.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)

It's a game based on a film

of course it'll be shit.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)

Goldeneye

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)

YOU BASTARD!

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)

Shit

Thats me out of the game aswell, you bastard.

(

nastybadger, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)

Perhaps the wrong movie for you

no tits

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)

if this was the game, then fair enough

otherwise, FAIL

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)

Bloody hell that was fast

and no messing. Did you just start (and finish) that?

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)

nope, posted it on friday

made the popular page too, where've you been?

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)

Well i went to greggs before

went to the newsagents for a paper but they only had the bogrags left so i bought some gummi bears instead. Knocked on the neighbors to borrow some rizlas.
Where've you been.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:56, archived)

doodling

fuck, I need to get out more.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:58, archived)

I recommend the park.

take a household pet (cats and goldfish will not appreciate this, Dogs and marsupials however will love it) or go for a jog.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)

Ahh, the good old reliable b3tan movie reveiw.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)

ARF!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

Everybody is entitled to an opinion

unless it is wrong, which yours is :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)

then I shall happily ignore any reviews you have for other films

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)

you

eat kittens on toast for breakfast you heartless man.

(

johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)

After spending the entire budget on experiments with mechanical fruit

A gif film was the only way to go.

Previously

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)

\o/

*hands over Oscar*

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)

*thinks about long winded acceptance speech*

*decides against it*

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha.

This is ALL teh win.

I especially like the hitting her over the head with a CDC.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)

Thankee : )

It was more or less a CDC in the film, so I can't take all the credit for it.

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)

Except it was white and not magenta,

for which you can take all the credit.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)

Well

I decided to b3tafy it a bit

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)

Not the most subtle analogue for rape but certainly the funniest.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)

This is great!

I've never seen the film but now I don't feel I have to.
*click*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)

Thats real horrorshow

fine work my droogie

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)

Why thank you my fine veck,

always a pleasure to see someone appreciating the height of nadsat fashion

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)

*Risks a severe kicking by saying*

Ive not seen clockwork orange yet.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)

have you read it?

highly recommended!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)

*adminsters some ultraviolence*

see it please

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)

The Dude

Abides.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)

*tolchocks right in the gulliver*

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)

i got fed up 1/2 way through this film and turnt it off (never watched it all the way though)

nicely animated though

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)

I really think it's worth watching to the end.

It's a wonderful, if fairly odd film.
Hast thou read the book?

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)

I'm not good with reading :(

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)

Then I shall come to your house and read it to you.

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)

aww gee

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)

A work of beauty

gets my click!

(

McBadger COW, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)

Hahaha

A work of genius

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)

Chapeau!

Superb attention to detail... :-)

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)

Probably a lot less than 50p

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)

and why not indeed

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)

Turing City Female Robot

thanks to those who gave me feedback at the start of this project. Here is the fruit of my labours.

Well, except the feet...

Thoughts thus far?

Click for bigger, you know you want to. besdies are you going to miss 46k? (46KB)

(

WormuIus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)

It's mostly spot on. The hips look a little flat though.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)

Wondering about them myself

I'm working from a description. the robot has an elaborate 'electro muscle' base with an etched and embossed shell which makes it look a bit like its wearing a bikini.

The initial drawings were all too fat and healthy looking. the robots don't have much material to go around.

(

WormuIus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)

DROOPY CYBER-TITS.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)

That is fucking woo

needs a socket on her front bottom.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)

I like robots, I like this.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)

is it

iron mans "club" suit?

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)

can't unthink

(

WormuIus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

I like the tendon-y detail the most

the rest is just as awesome.
yay and all that.

(genesis, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)

did you get to the feet and get bored?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)

the face and neck are particularly woosome

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)

Hmmmm

She's got comic girl thighs and hips. Not quite anatomically correct, I think that's what bugs me about it.

(

kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)

wow

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)

Obviously it's not bollocks though, it is awesome

Woo!

(SquidHead, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)

Fat

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

hahaha

*tip-toes*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)

Hahahah!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)

I need to see the sequel

there has to be a happy ending.

Most 'Big' Girls Give Head On The First Date

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)

I must be doing it wrong

(

WormuIus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)

tell her

theres a cream bun down there and watch her gobble.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)

Minmal and amusing.

Hooray I say!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)

I am so doing this next time.

*click*

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)

Hahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)

Pathos?

or bathos?

either way i like it :) *clicks*

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)

I think both are right

this has always confused me as my english teacher used to say Pathos and my classics teacher said Bathos.
Woo to this comic.

(genesis, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

They're both words, if that's what you mean.

They have different meanings though.
There really ought to be some sort of 'looking-stuff-up' device to help with this kind of thing.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)

Maybe I should have looked up Pathos

before my English exam.
Might have aced Classics though.
Shrug.

(genesis, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)

hahaha

(

Grampa, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

YES!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)

Have an art ... thing ...

CFB

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)

I don't want it

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)

HAVE IT

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)

I DO NOT WANT IT

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

Tevreden

TevredenTevredenTevredenTevredenTevreden

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)

I DONT UNDERSTAND UR YOOF SPEAK

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)

IT'S THE SAFE WORD.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)

How are you man

feeling better?

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)

Errr.

Ask me again once I've finished my wank.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)

MILA IS A MAN

MILA IS A MAN

YOU
ARE
WAN
KIN
GOV
ERA
MAN
MAN
!!!

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)

You know what I'm gonna do next month? REFRESH YOURWEBSITEAMILLIONTIMESANDWASTEALLYOURBANDWIDTH.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)

I have tools with which to

destroy your evil schemes.

Your IP will be banned.
Your children will be taunted about their sexuality
Your women will be made to wear unflattering clothes.
I WILL DESTROY YOU.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)

Lucky I've got a dynamic IP then.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)

Lucky

I could hack you~~r pc~~ to pieces

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)

If only you could get over that crippling arthritis.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)

Listen sonny jim

when I was your age I (insert generic geriatric rantings here)

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)

What did you call her?!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)

My wank? Hurricane splashy pants.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)

Needs more flippers.

(

djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

i like

pinball...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

who would have thought that a mixture of pins and balls was so much fun

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

Stuff with balls and sticks is good sports.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)

analogue pre-video games

are ace.

Unfortunately i'm old enough to remember them.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)

shit, I remember them too

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)

^This

Can't find any good ones for the DS.

Pokemon pinball on the Gameboy was reeally good, as was a Kirby one, but I forget it's name.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)

Kirby's Pinball Land?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

Fuck yeah, that was it.

::::::::::D

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)

I've still got the cartridge for that laying around somewhere.

VBA and a ROM would be much easier than me actually getting up to look though.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)

Ja, sadly there are no emulators for GB games for the DS.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)

Ahem

nocash.emubase.de/gba.htm

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)

Ooh, I'll have a look.

Think I've checked that one before, hopefully it'll work with the R4DS.

:D

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)

good luck

but I can guarantee anything, dont do DS's. Although my PSP is a dirty pimped out whore who runs exactly what I stick in her.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)

I have Pokémon pinball.

It's ace.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)

Is for the original Gameboy?

I also forgot Metroid Pinball for the DS, which is..ok.

Ed: Ja, for the GB Colour, niiice.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)

Gameboy Colour, yeah.

It's the big yellow one.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)

That's a great game that.

POOOKEEEEEEEEEEYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMANZ!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)

Do you have an R4?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)

make one

and display it at the tate

some twat'll give you money for it :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

Ace :D

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)

I want a pinball machine.

That is all.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)

Where are the buttons?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)

Full tilt !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)

Big Budget remake? - Luvvly Jubbly!!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)

Antisocial beards.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)

Rush to judgement !

Dee dee do da . . . da da dee . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

Salmon Rushdie

Slalom Rushdie
Salmon Rushdie
Slalom Rushdie
Salmon Rushdie

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

*yes and yes*

Mmmm, tasty Rushdie.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)

On a stick . . . yum !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)

Hmm

think im gonna have fish for tea tonight.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)

YES

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)

HAHAHAHAH

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

Go on, tell us where your embassy is

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

Utrecht

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

I once

narrowly avoided a good kicking in Utrecht.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)

Go on..

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)

It involved a train, a lot of booze, some football

and a case of mistaken nationality.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)

so they thought you were a german then?

bin there....

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)

Of course, we all turn German when pissed.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)

Nine

were germans innit!

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)

Yes.

Click for bigger

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)

That is so fucking amazing I cant

quite fathom its wooness!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

It's not quite *that* good...

I have a sequel, though.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)

Your flash mash skills are strong

*Respects*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)

It's just photoshop/imageready.

I can't tell if you're serious or not, but I feel I should say I was going for a "simple" approach.
I was trying not to make it too realistic like HappyToast, and more...well...shit.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)

I am serious

Thats ace and I thought it was animated in flash then optimised as a gif!

Even more woo, I hate Imageready animating.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)

Hahah thanks! :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)

they thought we were English

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)

you poor

sods

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)

A lot of people think I'm Hawaiian.

I think it's the shirt.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)

or teh

incessant hula dancing...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)

It's my right to Hula where I like.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)

Did you forget the safe word?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)

Tevreden!

Tevreden!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)

!!!!!!!!!

www.b3ta.com/board/8579944

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)

I saw. Thanks.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)

tasty

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)

Muahahah

When those crazy fundamentalist types get hold of you you'll go straight to hell and no 14 virgins for you sonny!

Oh, when i was looking for dragons I found this! It'd be bloody good distraction but I
would!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

The muslim people have been demonised in the same way that the Nazi's demonised the Jews.

FACT.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)

I know a good few muslims

and they're all sound, but i did say fundamentalist types, you know the ones who think that if they blow up the number 42 with a home made bomb, when they reach the muslim equivelant of the pearly gates they can go in through the VIP entrance. Bonkers.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)

Yeah, I get ya.

I also know some Muslims and they've only blown up a bus, just a bus.

Why can't we all just get along?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)

Because

the military-industrial complex is floundering and we need people to shoot that have oil. We sell them guns, shoot them, take their oil and their guns and win win win!
Woo!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)

Jose, can yoou seeeeeeeeee!?

- No Senor, you shot my eyes out.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)

kerching

kerching
lol, slavery
kerching
kerching
kerching
lol, slavery
kerching

I think that pretty much covers it :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)

As much as I hate this whole situation

I'd rather be on the western side with all our super guns and woo aircraft with big fuckoff missles!

Mind you I bet the nazis thought that too!
*fears*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)

yes, ponder that if they hadn't been lead by a chap going a bit weeeeee

scary huh :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)

He can have 72 instead....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)

did you pluck that number out of thin air?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)

isn't everything just plucked out of thin air

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)

Nope

For instance potatoes are plucked out of mucky earth.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)

that's what the liebarrels want you to think

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)

The irish were looking in the wrong place!!

Ive been diggin up dis erth wit me pick all feckin week and not a single p'taiter to be found!

Oh paddy, have ye tried the p'taiter tree?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)

*sharp intake of breath* :O

NOT NOW!

Edit: obviously nobody remembers that bit then. Oh well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)

Jolly good ride . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

Not so much budget

But the lead role would be free...

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

Oh dear.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

Not worth its own thread, so if you don't mind I'll slip this in here...

so if you don't mind I'll slip this in here...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)

Will it zip ?

New reality show ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)

She should try lying down

that's the only way I can get into my Seven for all Mankind jeans.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)

oh hell THAT IS FREAKING ME OUT

*shudders*

Like a screenshot out of some nasty mid-80s horror movie, "Revenge of the Mutant Fat Heffers from the Hellish Depths Outerspace"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

You're drunk. You're trying to buy pants.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)

oh good lord... hahahah

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)

Quite

f&cking peodo

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)

woop woop

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)

Ohmygosh! I get the subtext to Leon...

... "this is from Matilda." SPONG.

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