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Vote for the challenge now

I've taken the highest recently voted from the suggestions board - now YOU choose.

A. Specialist Magazines (new_matt)
B. Seamhorses (the_rhyme_minister)
C. Literal place names (tommyhaych)
D. Photoshop Margaret Thatcher (Westude)
E. New board games (Mushroom)

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rob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

Or D

Seeing as we're having a Mugabe style election in which the first result wasn't favourable so it's repeated, I'll say D. They don't call you the Fuhrer for nothing eh? ;)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

I'm with him ^

B or D

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)

animals in abusive relationships with ducks

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

F for the win

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mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

Oh shit, this hardcore

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

THIS

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)

A,B or F

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)

Master Connors

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)

might help if you tell us what it was

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

I just did

www.b3ta.com/board/8589571

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)

where?

edit: ah no, not another frigging movie challenge

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

^ this

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)

there's no point..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)

the story about the blunt pencil?

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

I think I'll pass :/

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)

no. animals in abusive relationships with ducks

i'll chuck in a prize and everything, t-shirt or a night with me

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mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)

You'd best order that t-shirt.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)

you'd get as much beer as you could drink with me, and extras..eh

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mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

happy ending?

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)

I'll wear my good chastity belt.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

STEAMPUNK DINOSAURS!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)

I would really like that.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)

Let's do it anyway

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)

^this!

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

Actually, yeah.

That sounds pretty ace.
Everyone loves dinosaurs, and steampunk!

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

STEAMPUNK

anything steampunk

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

what is steampunk?

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

www.marriedtothesea.com/070208/time-traveler.gif

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)

victorian sci-fi

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)

oh christ

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

check some of the mods on this page

steampunkworkshop.com/

done properly steam punk is awesome...

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)

looks a bit pointless to me

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)

you are telling me that

a nice steampunk brass and teak keyboard and monitor on a solid timber desk just does not look awesome? You have no soul.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)

So it's posting really big images?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)

what image ? ;)

sorry about that, slip of the link

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)

HELL NO!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)

ok what about ROBOTIC DINOSAURS?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)

Yes! Steampunk is just intolerable.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)

Hell no. The scope for entries is small. Steampunk is shit. 1 or 2 word compo's suck.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)

there are lots of dinosaurs

and robots can do anything, but wooden steam powered robots are more fun :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)

I'm doing this anyway.

allowing people to vote is crazy. Expecting them to be able to vote correctly on a second round is crazier. People don't know what they want. So I'm deciding it's this ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)

We need that weird voting thing

with BARS saying what is best, and the voting should close after 20 minutes.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

POLLS.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)

DANCING POLES!

wahey!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)

Hasn't specialist mags or something similar bindun before? Rest sound too narrow

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)

NO TEXT CHALLENGES!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)

How about image challenge image challenges

take any two previos challenges and crash them

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)

the compo, not the drug mind

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)

edit:

steampunk dinosaurs!

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)

what happened to connor's?!

we've done magazines, place names and board games. Seamhorses appear daily and fuck off are we having a week of the same photo of Thatcher shopped.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

I agree.

But I think steampunk themed things is good, too.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

have board games bindun?

I don't remember that

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)

I recall a lot of Monopoly images

might have been from my temping job at MB games though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)

I have definitely done a board game image.

I doubt it was for a challenge. You know I never enter them as a protest to them being the same old regurgitated crap.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)

Democracy at work.

E please.

Oh, and for the compo, I like 'New board games'.

_{Failing that, A.}

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

benezer Goode

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

I've got lots!

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)

I think this should be the compo.

NEW COMPO: CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE COMPO ENTRY. PHOTOSHOP YOU CHOOSING. POST IN COMPO. WIN COMPO.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)

Anything but B. And ideally not A or C

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le brian, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)

D or E please Rob

we've done A before with the 'ultra-minority magazines'

cheers

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

please

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in vino veritas, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

/edit: I think A has bindun

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

STEAMPUNK!

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)

please rob

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)

P please Bob

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)

or B if one must

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

Where?

*flails*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

Y Y Y

Delilah

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

for the Tillerman
Steak for the sun
Wine for the women who made the rain coooome

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)

Seagulls etc.

wonderful song :]

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

with D as an honourable second choice.

Seamhorses is a bit limited for a full blown challenge - maybe an unofficial mini-challenge?

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

or E

NOT B!!

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

Haven't A and C bindun?

B sucks

Umm...

I like E!

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)

If you choose 'C' be prepared for lots of sCUNThorpe jokes...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)

not if I wear my wrisTWATch

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rob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)

touché

:D

why not give us 2-3 source images to play with for a week.
It'll keep us all busy and produce original stuff :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)

I love this idea.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)

I have clicked your suggestion

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in vino veritas, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)

worked for the ambulance thing

and surprisingly that never resurfaced the way jaws and Garfield have

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)

oh please this.

please, please this.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)

Old school, motherhubbard.

edit: if it's not chosen, I vote we do it anyway.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)

Yeah that's a great great idea.

It looks like this is what you used to do back in the early days.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)

I've always liked this idea

so huzzah

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)

please god, no

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)

This.

HARD.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

the quality of f shone last time

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mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)

E, second choice A

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)

Don't suppose I could ask to take this job for awhile

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)

No disrespect intended

just seems like no one really loves this job and I'd like to have a go.

I don't think you could find a bigger asshole to take all the flak either.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)

Seriously? Those were the highest votes?

Oh well.

D

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)

EEEEE

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)

I kinda like the dinosaur thing;

Perhaps widened to 'alternative evolution'?

EDIT: prob too late;

a=bindun
b=it'll just be horrile and messy
c=TOAP
d=hmm, gonna run out of ideas pretty quick and get very samey
e=toap and smart-arse names with not much else...

I suppose E is best of the choices given, but do consider the evolution thing - it does incorporate the robot/steam dinos...and animals are always fun

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)

I'm gonna have to vote for "None of the above"

sorry to be a bugger, but I really don't like any of those... I go with the steampunk something idea, whether it be dinosaurs, movie characters, famous toys or polititians.

If not that, anything but fecking seamhorses.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)

A or D

A because I am a journalist on a specialist magazine (no, not Foot Fetish Weekly).

D because she is loathsome.

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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)

A because

I'd be fucking disgusting.

No-brainer really.

(Jimmy Jangle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)

failing that, the Chinese Olympics are round the corner. Surely some comedy potential there?

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)

Please

(AshTeamRacing, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

FFFFF

Mongey's idea is much better

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

F please

PLEASE, Rob..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)

edit:when was it done? After so many years that are lots of new members, wont somebody think of the kids?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)

spastics shit

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mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)

little miss period?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

i think that was fp or little miss carridge

the hargreves clan slap a ban on them all now tho

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mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

even Mr Bus?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

I bet Mr T was pissed about that

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

Had to be done...

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

~~the cock~~ it up the arse

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)

Needs more brown spots

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

QUICK & SHITE & BINDUN PROB

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)

I thought it was 'Friday'.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)

Oh that's unlucky...

Just as the new challenge goes up!

[Edit] Ok, so it's not actually up yet...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)

Oh well

It was a real winner as well :(

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)

*coff*

www.b3ta.com/board/8569446

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jon4009, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

ok - I'm setting the challenge this week as Fraser is in Iran

You've voted for Seamhorses - www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post204649

Um - shall I let this through? YES OR NO.

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rob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)

No :(

how about "What if terrorists had thier way?"

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)

ROBOTS V DINOSAURS!

and no

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)

OR STEAMPUNK DINOSAURS!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)

SHOP A KITTEN?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)

SNOOP DOGGY RICK ROLL DOG!

www.pown.it/1639

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

I like this idea!

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

STOP RIGHT THERE IMAGE CHALLENGE SCUM

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)

It would ruin the joy of seamhorses

by overdoing them
possibly

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Mousing, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)

Seam animals then.

Seam objects?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)

SEAMLIONS!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)

I'm down with seamanimals.

So long as you put awesome things on them.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

^this^

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

Yes

Time for something a bit different

(Mr Dan is the man, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)

Yes.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)

no, do my magzine one!

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new_matt, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)

I'd say yes

but instead I'm saying no

I don;t know why

what are the other options?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)

deliberately shit repetitive pics ...
how about another bout of 'enrage a celeb/corp' and keep their lawyers busy

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)

Yes!

although I'm as lame as it gets with any given prog, this will be fun

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)

yes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)

There's nowhere fresh to go with seamhorses

is there?

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in vino veritas, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)

Bel-Air?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)

Only if you don't have an imagination.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)

There's a whole tedious, repetative world of seamhorses left to be uncovered.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

yes

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)

FUCKING YES

\O/

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)

For the love of God

NO!!!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)

animals in abusive relationships with ducks is better, rob you will kill this place soon

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mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)

this

and that

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)

this

(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

seamhorses in abusive relationships with ducks

EVERYBODY WINS! (or dies, I forget which)

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

Please no

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)

No thanks

how about a one word challenge

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)

HOW ABOUT THIS:

Photoshop what life will be like when the oil wells dry up.

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)

like?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)

like

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Mousing, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

sorruy,

I'm ytouchtyping on my asus eee

and it's burning my lap

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

how dare you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

at least I'm not doing it in public

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)

how about, make something funny? sadly lacking these days

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mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

Can't we have a challenge I can do for once?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

Cos i still wouldn't win

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

You win the "Most Horrifying Mental Image From a Username Award (sponsered by Orange)"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

Hahaha

is actually taken from the first band i ever saw live

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)

please no Rob.

The idea of seamhorses are for simply showing people the error of their photoshop faux pas'. Not to allow the world and his brother to collage a bunch of crap together to spoil b3ta for yet another 4 days solid.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)

Four days?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

yeah

it clears up by Saturday night.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)

How about

just "seams good" in general. Doesn't have to be horses like

(Mr Dan is the man, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

either untimely death or connor's one about what happens out of shot on a film

i.e. the Poledancer out of shot in Mos Eisley, Robin tied up in a gimp suit in the batcave and stuff like that

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

Two movie themed ones in a row, though?

I'm sure many people are fed up of movies.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

STEAMPUNK

sci-fi with absolutely no film posters allowed.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)

i'm fed up of film / movie / book / signs and most text based compos also

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)

No no no no no!! D:

Please don't :[

Lots of us seemed to like the steampunk idea, though.
I mean, of course you know how many people voted for which, but still.
No seams plz :[

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

LOLOCATS

LOLOCATS LOLOCATS LOLOCATS LOLOCATS LOLOCATS

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mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

I vote

~~NEIGH~~ NAY!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)

Please no.

How about Conners or TGA's that were being pushed last week but fot the love of God not seamhorses.

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)

Yes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)

thanks all the same, but no.

(Jimmy Jangle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

I wonder how many people will get this...

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)

But where's the new comp?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)

don't fuck with the totoro

"8 year olds, dude."

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)

"You do not like my slideshows ja? Veh interesting."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)

Haha nice.

spam

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)

Haha nice.

spam

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)

i voted

can you post the meal and drinks to me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)

Stick yer gob on yer letterbox

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)

mmmmmm there seems to be a lot of salty cream

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)

It's the chef's speciality.

That's why I voted for them...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)

"Oh my, my belt appears to be undone.

Also my penis is hanging out."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)

is that your elephant man impression?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)

Go on, do deformed rabbit,

it's my favorite

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)

Discworld.

aicmfp

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)

Are you American?

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)

heh

Freudian slip

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)

They have an... "effect"

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)

waits for star wars

Thats an r1 unit ?

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

Help me, Siggy-wan Kenobi

You're my only hope!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)

Is it a dromedary?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)

Based on a dream you had?

(

setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)

"Ooooh, do demented rabbit."

woo :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)

Astral !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)

He looks evil

not good enuff for own thread so i shall put evil here

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)

I see sausage bird

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)

he could get his cock out at any moment and beat someone to death with it

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)

Fuck it - why not?

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)

Looks like a banjo.

A cockbanjo.

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)

evenink

biggy

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)

pointy :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)

It'll never catch on!

Imagine the poooooo

nice work! ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)

shitting christ biscuits

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)

woo

EDIT: pic

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)

Hahah wow, that's unexpected.

Unexpected like a horse!

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)

too good

this is not allowed
*click*, obviously

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)

What happened to Nipper from HMW?:P

Wotcha fella.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)

its a modern day dinosaur!

woo!
TJ : for those ignoring clansoul to which i replied with THIS www.pown.it/1716 NSFW

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)

Thas ALL of the lully! Nice texture!

Also, can I leave this here, I missed the boat to post it in teh original thread due to a phone call:

original

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..wil, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)

Hahah :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)

haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)

woo to all 3!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)

hahahah :D

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)

Splat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)

Brilliant!

Cheers Wil

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)

Oh glad you don't mind matey!

Was my first thought when I saw it actually!

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..wil, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)

Why would I mind?

This is awesome - wish I'd done it now

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

Well it's always a risk when you take someone's lovingly crafted post and go do summat silly with it,

I know every now n then I feel a bit sad when that happens, but it depends what and how funny it was.

Anyhoo, glad you like it! ;D

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..wil, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

i want

*applauds*

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)

It's face is inside out

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)

Very well balanced . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)

Aces

click

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)

That is most fantastical

as usual sir.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)

ello :)

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)

ello boss.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)

sweets or no sweets

"if your remain positive,that toblerone could be yours...."

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)

He looks

Gnopsed at birth!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)

I'm sure that's the title of a classic Cannibal Corpse album

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

mmm butcherd at birth

never actually got that album,although i do have a few songs off it froma live album

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)

hit with a frying pan, I would say, my good man!!! pip pip

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)

I am not comprehending this exotic scale of sweety win

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)

needs more fingers of fudge

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

You've got it all in the wrong order.

woo, though :)!

(

Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

Oh really?

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)

When the moon hits your eye

like a big piece of pie

THAT'S A MORAY!

(

setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)

ah reminds me

i haven't played www.priceyourmeal.com/mealornomeal/ in ages!

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)

I..need...sweets....

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

and a nice milky drink before nana puts you to bed and protects you from the horrible newsie program

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)

My nana's dead.

Thanks a lot.

:]

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)

I didn't say she wasn't

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)

...

you sicken me.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)

even better

she will have the powers of the undead

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)

freshly made turkish delight is all of the awesome though

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)

how is Quality Street so far apart from Roses

and whats a tayto?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)

I thought it was a crisp?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)

the internets think so too

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)

I am glad the internets is finally listening to me :)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)

they listen, make notes and then pass off your ideas as their own

you must stop them, by any means necessary!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)

That does it.

I'm going to pull the plug out.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)

quality street

are shit,and tayto cheese and onion stink like hell(when someone else is eating them)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)

Noel Edmonds Death Squad

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P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)

Bullseyes and lemon sherberts do not belong in the blue side.

Mars, kitkat and roses do.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)

The irony is

He's diabetic!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)

turkish delight is on the wrong side

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)

turkish delight

is oribble,makes me sick

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)

He needed reminding

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)

Comic sans?

In my internet??

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)

That's not sans!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)

Isn't it?

Oh.
*puts down pitchfork*

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)

Learn you fonts young man!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)

erm,

to portray the pure hideous nature of leslie... i did use CS....

[runs]

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)

Really?

It doesn't look like teh sans.

Weird.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)

It kinda does, because...well..it is.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)

www.pown.it/1719

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

OH DEAR LORD

NSFW! www.pown.it/1716

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

Fucking hell!

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)

FUCK

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)

what the cunting fuck??????

mindbleach, now.

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)

I'm not having this. There's something different about it

It doesn't look as shite as usual, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it, mark my words... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)

I think its the aliasing, slight blur and greyness

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

I think it's been stretched a bit taller.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)

T'is slightly skewed

didn't hide the shame tho

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)

That's IT!

You have cured teh sans :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

Thats not a good thing!!!!!

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

I thought it resembled the dreaded:

*picks up pitchfork again*

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)

[

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007
/ac]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)

Oi!

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)

No, learn YOURS!

It *is* Comic Sans, you can tell by the capital "D" and the lower case "s" :]

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)

fail!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)

Thread deletion and flounce imminent...?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)

Yes it is.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)

i've poted for the pub

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)

It's worse than that rape thing.

(

nick the greek, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)

Hahahaha

This is undoubtably as real as it gets :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)

We can all relate to the last one

EDIT: But why would you need a wank if you have a watermelon?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)

unfortunately not so for the tiny penised b3tans

we, at best, can only raised o a middling to average sized wank.

(

arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)

Ya see

It's a regular b3ta misconception that I have two legs!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)

hahaha

there's something about the term 'massive wank' that makes me laugh a lot

(

Mousing, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)

your mum died last night

having a massive wank.
sorry to inform you

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)

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Mousing, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)

fibber!

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)

I got bored...

so decided to test out my shopping skill...

(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)

Howling !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)

Howling?

i was going to do one of those, but i failed to get a source pic... Do you have one?

(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)

Not on me . . .

you're doing fine . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)

GIS for "howling" seems to work

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)

First attempt at such sportive tricks...

(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)

lully animash!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)

Oh I like this!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)

I must admit, this confused me greatly

(

Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)

imagine the miles per gallon you could get on that!

phwoar!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

i likes :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

Yep

I stared at that for while before realising.

(

thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

try these :)

www.rci.rutgers.edu/~jmarcone/magritte.jpg

www.planetperplex.com/img/magritte_empire_of_light.jpg

I do love the surrealist painters head fuckers the lot of them

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)

this does look

as if it should be real
animal teim is it? have an early one

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)

I really love that :D

Click for bigger
Click for 1024x768

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)

Brilliance

Yay for animal tiem

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)

I would reply with a merge of two animals like everyone else

but i don't have the skills.

(

Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)

Here, have one of mine:

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)

Awesome, thanks :)

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)

hahahaha

he looks as surprised as me!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

is it wearing a wig?

woo!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

Spot on !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)

nee narr!

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)

gots him!

(

arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)

haha

SUDDENLY: THE LAW

(

Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)

Hahaha

Wait. I have a plan!

Name the film

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)

spiderman and the masters of the universe?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)

Tisk! I expected more!

Bus dangles off the end of a cliff. Last line of the film [may include gold].

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)

spiderman 2?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)

continental jobbies

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)

you expected more?

like fucking mind reading?

There is no bus and you misquoted the line. Hang on, I'll just get on the telephone to God, he's sure to have a clue what you are banging on about ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)

But there were more killer tomatoes!

And obviously it was a fantasy so you got sex:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

erm

12 foot dyke and flabby tits go for a drive?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)

Clash of the Titans

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)

Debbie Does Dallas!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)

dastardly dead dolphins defile debbies debauched domicile

(

arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)

Italian job

(the real one)

If it's a slight misquote?

EDIT: ie "Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea!"

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)

YAYS!

*wins teh prize*

EDIT: Yes you were righter that I was

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)

The Magnets of Navarone

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)

Potter Puppet Pals: Trouble at Hogwarts

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)

See here:

www.potterpuppetpals.com/Potter2.swf

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

Is it a cunning plan?

Cunning like a fox?

/I have no idea blog

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)

You wouldn't know a cunning plan

if it painted itself purple and danced naked on your nose singing "the cunning plans are here again".

(Or something like that)

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)

The Nukes of Hazard . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)

the graduate

just before he decides to go into plastics in that post credit sequence.

(

arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)

Three men and a baby?

/obvious

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)

Many Films Out Of All Films Ever?

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)

Pay backs are a beach . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)

Wonderful

Poetry in motion

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)

I was awaiting a swooping eagle of doomyness.

But thats awesome :D

(

Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)

unexpected police service!

aces

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

That's fucking epic, maaan

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)

Who needs motion capture?

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)

why am i looking at a picture of your dad being raped

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)

Coz it's happy dad raip tiem!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

rapping

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)

Well it is Christmas!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

MERRY CHRIST MAS

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)

where is my present?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)

i will just go to the toilet and make it

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)

o0 dinner and a present

how kind

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)

here it is

a nice christ mas luug with some cream

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)

ARGH MY CHESNUTS ARE BURNING IN AN OPEN FIRE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)

I felt your presents!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)

Many Pissed Mice!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)

are you a cornish lesbian?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

Sad House :[

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

how have you managed to post 35,000 messages in 1 year?

thats alotta posting

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

he probably has verbal diarrhoea

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)

is that possible?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)

I think I've slowed down a lot recently.

I'm very rarely at the very top of the stats any more.
kebab will catch me up, I expect :]

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)

still number 8 on the stats board :o

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)

I'm nowhere near the highest.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)

You may notice that he's removed the length of membership and membership number from his profile.

I can only assume that's so that he can try to lord it over noobs despite being a noob himself.
It'd be funny if it wasn't so tragic.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)

we has the techonology!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)

Seams fine to me

;-)

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

motion capture?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

Where is Manley?

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)

i don't think he's gone far

b3ta.com/search/posts/51047

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)

Weird, I haven't seen him in ages.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)

CORNISH LEZZAH!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)

haha

i laughed

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

I'm going to watch House now.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)

His head is so heavy he can't lift it, so he just ploughs his way across the savannah

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)

Do want!

Lovely, lovley, lovely : D

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McBadger COW, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)

Hey, you!

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)

aww poor hipporaffe :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)

Hahah nicely!

I want one, very much.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)

A new high in low diets . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)

haha. can this fellow join him?

he's a good runner

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)

hahaha

i likes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

he sad :C

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

Now this is sad and lovely at the same time.

*is sad for heavy headed Hipraffe

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)

His chin must be sore...

Poor ickle hipraffe

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)

Behind you!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!

woooyayARGH!!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)

i like how the next climber in line has obviously seen the fate of those who climb, but carries on regardless. CLIMB ON, BROTHER.

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)

One of them has to make it eventually

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)

I bet there's a pile of climbers just off to the left wondering what the fuck just happened.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)

Hah!

One of them made it

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)

ha ha ha

i love the little YAY at the end

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)

Woo!

He did it! :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)

Jump for joy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)

:D oh fuck

Hahahah!

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)

Feeding time on The Rock !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)

Haha!

I could watch that for ages! :)

reminds me of prometheus, in a way.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)

You'd think they'd give up after the first guy!

Woo! ;)

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..wil, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)

Eagles don't give up

Not ever

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)

that's great

doesn't he get full?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

Whats the other bloke under the rock doing?

woo btw

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

Hootchy Kootchy Koo . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)

re edit

this took too long to do lol

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)

In evit table . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)

but

thoroughly worth while :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)

haha what

your animations are a mystery to me.

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)

You inspire me . . .

and that tickles me . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

That's madder than Eraserhead

Have a ker-lick

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)

Your deviant stuff is pretty trippy . . . in and of itself . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)

thank ye

I practice my deviance every night.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)

Hahahah what!?

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA FRANCE PEOPLE!

I HAVE NOT BEEN TO TEH FANCE BUT I HAZ YOUR CHEESES!
MWAAHAHHAHAH!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)

bowwowwoweeeeeewowwowdeeelooowowwoweeeeeeEee!

oh it fell off

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)

Thank you for the feedback !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

ha ha you made a pun you plectrum!

...ahh crap i don't know anything about guitars!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)

hohoho

my first post. all i know is some paint

(vanhood, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)

RIS?

Welcome to b3ta etc.
I trust you've read the faq already?

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)

Do you read the news?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)

well you should

this man was responisble for the ordering of thousands of peoples deaths. Ignorance may well be bliss but it does as the name suggest, also leave you very ignorant.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)

Mind you, at least Tom Conti can now come out of hiding,

without fear of being lynched

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)

I tried to read it, or watch it on tv.

But it's always so boring :/

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)

that's ok then, if genocide bores people it should be ignored

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)

I didn't mean it like that.

It's just presented so boringly.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)

yes, genocide should be presented as a series of cartoons

with naked ladies, flashing lights and jolly music

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)

Alright alright Mr. Advocate, I get the picture.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)

Perhaps they should throw in a couple of Hitler gags in each bulletin?

that might alleviate the serious nature of the news

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)

I can almost feel the rage* swelling in that comment, Toasty ;)

calm down, there'll be a new image challenge along any time soon, and we need all that energy to moan about it like f*ck when it comes along :)

/hope you're well, btw

*mock rage for comedic purposes. Toasty isn't really angry. See, he says so down below :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)

I'm laughing fella

little ClanSoul here is suffering from "grown ups are boring syndrome" and I find it amusing. Especially when you consider the gravity of the news story.

So please don't say I'm angry as people will read that and believe it. ta

I'm well, planning another music video, but it's sweltering here though, luckily I have chilled booze to hand.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)

chilled booze... I remember those days :)

*sighs*

:)

edit:/ don't worry, no one believes a word I f*ckin' say... You ask my accountant ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)

Hahah!

Spot on :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)

Allegedly

We have to have a trial bfore we can put him in solitary for a gazillion years.

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)

sorry, I did mean allegedly

the UN seem pretty sure though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)

to be honest I didn't know who he was until someone kindly posted me a link yesterday

I don't tend to watch the news as it annoys me greatly on how f'king stupid the people in this world are

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)

shut up

surely you've got more killerkitti picks to go wank over

fuck you fuck off go die

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)

Again, RIS?

Where did that come from?

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

Chechnya

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

Oh, that makes more sense.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

That was rather uncalled for?

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)

Seriously,

where the hell did that come from?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)

I seem to remember a few comments like this in the past.

No explanation is ever offered, not even when I send a gaz.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)

i looked

at some of his previous posts.. apparently b3ta was better before they let emo teenagers in.

some weirdly built up hatred perhaps?

*shrugs*

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

there's very few emo teenagers (on b3ta), and i'm sure you can either ignore or just tolerate them.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)

^This!

And I'm sure as hell not emo!

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)

not my opinions

just a snippet from last weeks postage by rathen.

don't think i made that clear enough in my original post.

ps. I love everyone.

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)

Hahah :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)

I dont know.

Clan and me have had disagreements over certain things in the past, but he himself has admitted that he has calmed down recently. B3ta is a community for everyone and as far as I am concerned, it is great because of it's diversity!

Don't get me wrong, I laugh as much as anyone when JPG posts his CB3tans picture, but they contribute more than most of the complainers.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)

We haven't fallen out for a while, though, which is good :]

And even I laugh at the CB3tans picture :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)

I don't remember seeing it.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)

It's done its rounds :]

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=cb3tans.jpg

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)

that's a bit harsh, coming straight out with an FAQ comment

there's nowt wrong with this picture that could warrant that comment

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

it's cool to wail on newbies, brah

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

ahhh, is that what it is?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

I was trying to be nice!

I hate how people misinterpret things you type. Argh.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

use:) more:) smilies:)

to :D denote;* emotional^_^ content -_-

try and fill in that missing 93% of non verbal communication.

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

it's patronising to bring up the FAQ on a poster just because he hasn't posted much.

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

I must admit, I thought it sounded a little patronising as well

after all, we've all had the FAQ thrown at us at some point, and it never feels good to be on the receiving end, even more so when there's no reason for it.

Still, at least he didn't mean it in a c*ntish way :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

All of us eh?

Not me squire ;)

That's because I am perfect though ;)

How do Archie! Did you ever use those BK vouchers?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)

I don't think I did, as it happens

gah!

you well, squire?

/also, FAQ, c*nt. There. Welcome to the club ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)

Very well ta!

Although I still have a dead arm from my tetanus jab yesterday :(

Well you should definitely try the angus 6 pack anyway! It is like heaven :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)

I shall consider it for future eatings!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)

I haven't!

I did have pasanonic whining at me over some triviata or something though if that counts.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)

Now you're just trying to find bad things to point out about me,

so your implication that I'm being a cunt can still stand, yo.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

Oi, I'm not being harsh at all!

I was asking if they'd read the faq because there's nothing wrong with the picture.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

It didn't read like that

given the current climate of /board of late, generally an 'FAQ' inspired reply is generally never offered in 'positive' terms

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

Well, I try not to be a cunt.

For a first post, it was very good.
I was asking in case they had, indeed, read the faq, and this wasn't just a one off (given the current climate of /board of late, I've learned to be a bit wary of people)

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

*Offers shovel*

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

then more positive comment and less mentioning the FAQ may help :)

If they have it right this time, lets give them the benefit of the doubt that they have read it, eh?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)

But I don't get it, which is why I didn't say anything positive :/

I can't say "Hahah ace" if I don't know if it's even meant to be funny, can I?
I tried to make up for that by saying "Welcome to b3ta etc.".

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)

Woulda been funny if he,d been arrested on 25/12/08

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)

and they had him surrounded in a chimney

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)

Bumsexing a reindeer!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)

surrounded by a 'human shield' of elves.

/ain't seen you about much on here of late, sir, you ok?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)

Just finished eight week nightclub refit.

Club Salvation in York. Best thing ive ever built.
2watt rgb laser...liquid co2 low fog wall...CO2 cannons...Pyrotecnics etc.

I have been lurkering in my time off though.
Hope you are well Sir!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)

sounds rather funky, good stuff!

aye, not so bad, now working on one of the biggest (and most satisfying) projects we've ever worked on, so life is good :)

good to see you back

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)

That's not really helpful :/

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)

Yeah, but all niceness just vanished when you brought up the FAQ.

It's like... "Hello there, welcome to our house. But I must remind you that if you step anywhere out of line you will be thrown into the pool of lamprey eels. Please read this documentation for additional rules and regulations."

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)

No it didn't, that's just how you interpreted it.

I was saying "well done if you read the faq, this picture is within the guidelines it puts forward" in so many words.
Meaning the niceness was still there, regardless of how you interpreted it (and bearing in mind I wasn't aiming it at you anyway, why do you care?)

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)

Y'ALL SOUNDED LIKE A ROBUT BRINGIN' DAT FAQ UP RIGHT THERE

AN I AINT TOO FOND OF ROBUTS, BRAH

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)

In fact, why is it that you do only care when I do something you think is wrong?

Are you a cunt, or is it just "cool to wail on" me?

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)

To be fair Clan,

I think that the problem has arisen from the fact that you brought up the FAQ when absolutely nothing had been done wrong. I am not getting involved in who is right and who is wrong, but bringing up the faq for no reason can easily be interpreted as dickishness.

And please note, I have said "could be interpreted", and not necessarily is.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)

Actually that last point wasn't referring to this incident.

It's referring to pretty much every single thing Shada has ever said to me :/

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)

I don't hate you~

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)

...was that from Portal?

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)

Ha!

Us gamers, huh.

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)

*lols*

It's true, though :/

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)

Yeah, portal jokes got real stale real fucking fast.

I pretty much cringe now whenever someone goes HURR HURR THE CAKE IS A LIE HAHA LOL.

But those turrets are just too cute to forget.

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)

I agree, but personally I always preferred the turrets over liecake.

I mean, yeah, cake it great, but the turrets have guns and cute voices.
What's not to love?

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)

IM GOING TO PLAY IT NOW

even though i know what happens as i watched you complete it.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

I did ask if you wanted to play,

but you said no :[

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)

you are 'perfetly' balanced on theat fence there... ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)

If only,

I have just started a fire in my garden that is mostly made up of my fence :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)

I'm inclined to agree...

Did seem somewhat cunty, and I can safely say I've never thought you've been a cunt.

Except that time you did a shit on my dog... that was out of order.

*wonders if anyone noticed

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)

Well I'm sorry, I thought it was a statue :/

It would have helped if you'd told me it has narcolepsy.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)

What?

and spoil the fun? nevar!

Right! Pub! You lot stay here and keep an eye on things here.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)

Looks like a misfire!

I think maybe a "Wow ...huge effortless TOAP"
pushing Toasty off the board...."
LOLZACOPTERS

Welcome aboard new person

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)

i think he meant that there was nothing wrong with it, so he assumed that the person had read it already,

unlike most new people

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

^This exactly

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)

...

Saying: "I *trust* you've read the faq" suggests that there is no evidence to support that fact. In other words, that the image does not demonstrate that the faqs had been read and that therefore it has faults.
If "I *see* you've read the faq" had been written then it would've implied that the image conformed to requirements.
Sorry if this sounds a bit pompous - didn't mean it to.

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Grindstaff, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

welcome aboard new person :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

I'ma gaz you some links to some software

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

completely legal like

noe warra meayn.

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)

Arf!

Welcome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

Such a funny little hat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)

Try www.getpaint.net

free version of Photoshop without the ripping off of creative peoples hard work.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)

I wouldn't call paint.NET a "free photoshop"

but it is damn awesome

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)

Photoshop 5 is still Photoshop ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)

I offered up

these links yesterday.

photo plus www.freeserifsoftware.com/software/PhotoPlus/default.asp

gimp www.gimp.org/

Paint.net www.getpaint.net/index.html

Pixia park18.wakwak.com/~pixia/

Project Dogwaffle thebest3d.com/dogwaffle/free/

Inkscape www.inkscape.org/download/?lang=en

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)

I reviewed Dogwaffle ages ago, interesting package but also very weird

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)

Yeah it's crazy

but I bought the pro version anyway. I'm still going through the tutorials but I think it will be worth it looking at some of the images I have seen.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)

Thanks

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)

hohum

oh dear. an interesting response. i will have a look at FAQ later to see who/what i have violated. i seems to remember Hitler based pics so anyone whos no happy about the Genocidal manic point seems a bit void

(vanhood, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)

you ain't done nothing wrong here :)

/b3ta is just in a weird temperament of late here on /board. Pull up a chair, shop a kitten etc etc and welcome :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)

nothing has been violated.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)

*riases hand*

I have been violated

but i secretly liked it

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)

Yet...

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)

I don't think you've violated anyone (although your personal life is your own call)

my comment about ripping off creative peoples hard work is in reference to those who pirate software.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)

Jesus, it was just a couple of comics

that I f I were to buy would end up in the bin before I read them like my newspapers do. (ARE YOU READING, WIFE?) ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)

ha, I wasn't talking to you

you have paid for your copies of Photoshop, MAX etc haven't you?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)

Of course I have

it's why I get online support and tickets for seminars that I forget to go to. I'm not too happy about the FLEXnet licensing that I'm forced to run as a service by Autodesk but I don't have much choice.

I buy because I can, not an overly moral obligation to. That's my stance really. Pay for everything that you can and support developers. I can not get too upset though when there are talented people out there without a pot to piss in and they don't pay for their copy of photoshop. I'd like to think if they ever made any money in the future they would have the decency to buy a license.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)

In fact the opposite.

You have doen nothing wrong whatsoever. However, it is always a good idea to read the FAQ just for some of the recommendations. And also, as always, just look at the board, you should get to know what goes down well and what doesnt pretty quickly. If you want to see what doesnt go down well, pop in on a Tuesday :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)

No no no, nothing's violated, I was asking if you'd read it (in surprise because most new people don't)

as a congratulation for having it withing the guidelines of the faq.
Sorry if that was misinterpreted, I was trying to be nice :[

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

Patronising cunt

;-)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

Welcome to the madness

50Kb, and/or stuff that isn't their own work. Or started a new thread with a 'hello'.

You're definitely more than welcome just 'coz you didn't do that.

Bunging a bit of text on an otherwise unchanged picture is, whilst accepted, a bit frowned upon. Unless it's dead funny. If you'd stuck a fez on his head or something, we'd all be bumraping you. (Which is also a nice thing. Err.)

I'll shut up now.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)

Edit: in other news, aliens are real...

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)

He looks like he's farted

so much that his face has shrunk.

Also, hooray for gnops!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)

You think the "pull my finger" joke backfired?

;)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:42, archived)

Horribly.

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)

Ant Mcpartlin from the future?

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Aenesis, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)

It's all in the chins !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)

There is a high chance that aliens are real

concidering the vast number of planets out there.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)

But the chances of them being able t reach here are somewhat slimmer...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)

Very much so,

i said that before reading the article by the way.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)

And yet

considering the number of planets and life percentages, then there MUST be a small percentage of that life with great technology that can.

Many years ago, people would have said it impossible that we could get to the moon.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)

I totally agree

and without any doubt :)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

On the other hand,

its on the daily fail.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)

Must be a slow news day

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)

I am from the moon.

You are all aliens to me!

Also: woo!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)

i likes the way

that the mail can even make the ramblings of a 77 year old into a stark threat against humanity.

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arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)

haha, that's a nicely done gnops right there.

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Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

Why thank you

\:)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:36, archived)

Ah man, i hate it when mothers do that.

woo

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)

Oh Garfield

you are awful.

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Carlossus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)

I actually like these b3tarized garfields

heres mine

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)

The second one fills me with fear.

woo!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)

Hahahah these are bloody ace.

The top one's my favourite.
Edit: I meant to reply to the Garfields :/

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)

fine.

I know when I'm not wanted.
*huffs*

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)

*ninja bums*

Happy now?

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)

Ecstatic

and very slow replying, it seems

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)

hahaha

I never get tired of these personally

The Neville's ones were good in particular

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)

I suggest you cover up all the tagness

apart from in the last frame

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Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)

ALRIGHT JIM DAVIS WE KNOW YOU MAKE GARFIELD

STOP FUCKING TAGGING IT

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)

Hahaha

I love that first one

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)

I genuinely haven't loled as hard at anything on b3ta for quite a while

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)

All parts Obama!

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How strange.

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)

rassist

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 18:36, archived)

Don Key

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)

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