A friend of mine has a stubby holder
"BORN TO DIE
LIVE TO SUFFER"
It gets a lot of attention, mainly because he's a very positive person.
BOTH FUNNY AND INTERESTING
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LIVE TO SUFFER"
It gets a lot of attention, mainly because he's a very positive person.
BOTH FUNNY AND INTERESTING
I still consider meself a punk, in one way or another.
you don't need a mohawk and an attitude problem to be a punk
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I'm more referring to those bastards I went to college with
spitting everywhere.
I really do hate it when people do that.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:10,
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I really do hate it when people do that.
oh yeah them
there was a punk at my college who didn't know that white laces in your DMs meant you were a white supremacist and went to a gig in brixton. a crowd of youths local to those parts kindly hospitalised him to show him the error of his ways
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:12,
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One of the ones at college had a spiderweb tattooed on his elbow
and told me that it meant 'somefin to do wiv prison'.
Yes. How many years you got for killing a member of a minority race. Originally, anyway. FANTASTIC work there.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:14,
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Yes. How many years you got for killing a member of a minority race. Originally, anyway. FANTASTIC work there.
seriously? wow... i didn't know that one
i know a girl who has a swallow tattooed on her wrist because she thought it looked pretty. i just smiled and tried not to say "someones never getting a job...."
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:19,
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I've been bloody careful with mine.
The lad had a teardrop done as well, apparently, after I left. Knob end.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:22,
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I always quite fancied face cancer
at least you'd get a Channel 5 documentary out of it
"The Man With cancer on His FACE!!!!"
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:09,
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"The Man With cancer on His FACE!!!!"
I'm thinking of starting uyp my own one
It'll look a lot like Little Big Planet I think but drinks at 3 and a touch more banter
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:07,
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It's not too bad
really, unless it's painful, but i hope it isn't.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:12,
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Oh for fuck's sake.
We know yo'ure a newbie but could you at least put SOME effort in?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15,
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How so?
*he asks, knowing that it'll strike up some inane argument about how freakish it is for animals to have such volumous bappage, despite it being a silly cartoon of a character that doesn't look even vaguely like the critter she's labelled as, etc, etc, yawn, yawn*
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:39,
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like you said...nothing creepy about drawing skunks with huge chebs
nothing at all.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:43,
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This just begs the question...
why put a tail on her at all then?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:50,
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protest much?
more Bill & May, I say!
and I still like the pies kitten
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:02,
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more Bill & May, I say!
and I still like the pies kitten
This is the most cretinous thing I've ever seen on b3ta.
To show how much you don't care you've drawn a 15 frame cartoon. You utter arse.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:02,
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it's good to voice an opinion.
"In Germany, they came first for the Communists,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist.."
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:17,
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"In Germany, they came first for the Communists,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist.."
It's cretinous to put words in people's mouths.
I never called you a paedophile for example.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:19,
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A mite arrogant to think I drew that strip especially for you, no?
:D
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26,
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But the person he made that comic in response to did.
besides, it's the same idiotic line of reasoning
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:27,
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God forbid he should actually respond to repeated inane attacks on his character
by closed-minded idiots.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:25,
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^THIS^
From now on all cartoons must be about humans! Anything else would obviously be ridiculous.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:45,
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AT LEAST SIX DAMMIT
Some of these things should have 8, 12 or 16!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:07,
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meh, i have no such axe to grind
i just think the girls would be sexier in black and white and human. but thats just me :)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:44,
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^this^
cartoon animals great, sexy character great.
Don't mix the two in an 18 rated scenario!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:48,
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Don't mix the two in an 18 rated scenario!
So?
if you drew a fridge with tits it would be just as freaky - even if it was blatently just a woman with glossy white skin and letter magnets stuck to her face.
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the problem is that you are very good at drawing certain alluring aspects of anatomy
you are (and you know you are) drawing "sexy" bodies on cartoon animals.
Unless you're utterly blind its quite clear that you've drawn an anthopomorphosised (sp?) skunk or similar with massive human tits and a fanny out saying c'mere.
Other than "here's a picture of a human/skunk hybrid that wants you to fuck it" what is the intention?
not having a go, just joining a lovely debate so early in the morning
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:47,
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Unless you're utterly blind its quite clear that you've drawn an anthopomorphosised (sp?) skunk or similar with massive human tits and a fanny out saying c'mere.
Other than "here's a picture of a human/skunk hybrid that wants you to fuck it" what is the intention?
not having a go, just joining a lovely debate so early in the morning
in which case it should remain a problem strictly between you and your sad, creepy fan
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:59,
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I don't have a problem with the norks if that's what floats ones boat
but I think it's spoiled a bit by the twat hole.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:47,
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Furiously searching for hidden pictures
By changing the url. But now I'm sad I can't find anything.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:48,
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Yeah
I tend to be turned on more by that than the handdrawn stuff.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:06,
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ha ha
was the groin post-it really needed? It's covered in fur!!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:52,
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SHIFT KEY, MOTHERFUCKER
IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF YEARS NOW WHY DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:03,
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THAT IS SO HELPFUL!
I WAS GETTING RSI FROM HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:12,
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YOU HAVE JUST DISPLAYED A MAJOR SIGN OF WEAKNESS
I HOPE YOU DON'T CALL YOURSELF A MAN
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:16,
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I AM REALLY RATHER CONCERNED AT THE NUMBER OF FURRY APOLOGISTS ON THIS WEB SITE
WERE I A MODERATOR THESE SICK FREAKS WOULD BE BANNED SO FUCKING FAST
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WERE I A MODERATOR THESE SICK FREAKS WOULD BE BANNED SO FUCKING FAST
I AM NOT A MODERATOR OF THE INTERNET MESSAGEBOARD ON B3TA DOT COM.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:43,
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YES! FINALLY MY FIX OF BEASTIALITY ANTHROPOMORPHISED SO I DON'T HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT WANKING OVER STOATS!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:24,
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that's only one step away from wanking with a stoat.
IT IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE LET ME TELL YOU
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:02,
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IT IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE LET ME TELL YOU
I still dont get the anthro argument
However this probably explains it in 4 panels better than you have done in 15
www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0083_small.jpg
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www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0083_small.jpg
mreeeeeeraaaaaaawwwww
chewie impressions are harder to do when writing them down
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Pray that old man sorted out the planning permission or this is gonna be a real short build
(or similar...)
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also
the wife got knocked up, so we had to rush it in the end so she'd have somewhere to keep her bairn.
Woo yay.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:29,
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Woo yay.
Did the foundations and steel box frame
took about 12 parsecs, give or take.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:35,
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She may not look like much, but she was the fastest build in the galaxy!
hahah, brilliant stuff!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:35,
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Just for you Archie ;)
nature's not to be trifled with, click for actual video funtiem
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nature's not to be trifled with, click for actual video funtiem
well
thanks for sharing - go and have yourself cleaned up before you give us all MRSA
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:13,
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gah!
stupid work doesn't play youtube stuff!
i'll look when i get home...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:14,
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i'll look when i get home...
I would love to see the video
but they don't work on here. I'm sure it's simply spiffing though.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:15,
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who makes a trifel just before
a hurricane - you're just asking for trouble!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:16,
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haha
why do I think that the guy in the middle of this picture is an inflatable giant?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:18,
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Or in the context of this thread, should I say a trifle out of perspective?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:24,
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ok one more time...this cow is small...the one in the field is faaaar away :)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:28,
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I reckon he's actually huge
and the camera crew hired him as an anchor/wind break.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:31,
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Your butter is next, bitches
Click for bigger (84KB)| pictures fer sale
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Click for bigger (84KB)| pictures fer sale
Oh my.
Oh my oh my.
If I had money I would buy your arts. But mortgage has to be paid, and I can't even afford that, so alas.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:58,
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If I had money I would buy your arts. But mortgage has to be paid, and I can't even afford that, so alas.
Cripes!
I hope you're still selling when my funds return to normal amounts (ie, two of us earning).
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:59,
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Not just me
who is in the shit ...but I got some back pay last week which set me straight again.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:11,
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He won't get any as the company went into administration
we're trying to wrestle his unpaid annual leave from the government.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:14,
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No, because they went into administration
basically, they went bankrupt and had their assets and bank accounts frozen. As far as I understand, anyway. We were given nothing.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:19,
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I think you should get something
even if the company's gone into administration/receivership the employees are in line for money once the assets are liquidated (after the council and the lecky bill and things) ... also - doesn't the government have a fund for this sort of thing?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:31,
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Crumpets crumpets crumpets crumpets crumpets.
Veronica Lake dripping in butter, essentially.
Obviously then, not now.
I should have left it at 'crumpets'.
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Obviously then, not now.
I should have left it at 'crumpets'.
the middle one hasn't used enough butter
and he's got himself caught on a sharp edge... the other two are all business.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:18,
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crumpets, butter, jam
cup of tea or coffee... OR bake yourself some scones!!!!!!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:04,
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yeah - I watched that last night
(my (wonderfuly and almost always correct)lady threatened to cut off my nuts if I didn't stop playing/watching MGSIV)
I was rather disappointed; seems to have become very strange and a little pointless.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:08,
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I was rather disappointed; seems to have become very strange and a little pointless.
what, MGS4?
I LOVED it. Way better than most of the games I've played recently, which just seem to be a completely linear cluster of buttonmash sequences .
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:12,
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I played Heavenly Sword the other week
aside from the sixaxis stuff (which is admittedly not bad) and the cinematic quality of the cut scenes I might was well have been mashing potatoes.
Orange Box was so good... GTA was alright - it got a little tedious towards the end - ... Soul Calibur is poor.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:15,
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Orange Box was so good... GTA was alright - it got a little tedious towards the end - ... Soul Calibur is poor.
I liked the sixaxis stuff on heavenly sword
the story's pish, but guiding an arrow into someone's nads from 300yds is a really good tension reliever.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:20,
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aside from that though it was mostly
triangle square triangle square triangle square triangle square triangle square triangle square triangle triangle square
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:22,
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I know
why the hell didn't someone invent tenses...
ha *tense* that's why - tenses is too stressful.
Okay then -- what would Bilbo Baggins do?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:06,
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ha *tense* that's why - tenses is too stressful.
Okay then -- what would Bilbo Baggins do?
from the look on his face,
i'd say that welly was a bit smelly!
'nings all
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:09,
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'nings all
yes.
i interviewed for another job in southampton general last week, but i didn't get it.
=(
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:17,
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=(
poor bloke.
... although the couple I've been going for recently haven't even produced interviews...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:20,
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I especially like this
you have a great deal of skill - but I'm sure you know that.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:09,
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this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a prime example of what excessive use of tanning salons can do to your skin...
...this poor lady is only 32.
hehehe, woo-ful stuff sir :D
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:42,
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hehehe, woo-ful stuff sir :D
she looks like someone's over estimated hot much tinfoil they'll need
and they tried to put it back on the roll... it never works!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:46,
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Cheers...
Steve, she does look rather wrinkled. Shoulda used a higher factor!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:47,
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With the amount shes been subjected to, I don't think lead plating could have helped her.....
:D
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:57,
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I'd die if I went to one of them
Me and the sun don't get on, I can imagine I'd turn into a frazzle if I went in a tanning shop.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:48,
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tanning shops is evil
you quite often find that they sell prescription slimming drugs over the counter (if you find the right one) and you can gets eye aids by looking in through the window... also they give you cancer, in a bag.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:50,
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HA HA HA HA
'... and just to make things a little more complicated, Barbara has fallen pregnant... which seems to happen every week... so either I'm getting them all banged up, or something about me counteracts the potency of the contraceptive pill... I'M A MEDICAL MARVEL!'
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:43,
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She's half the Nan she used to be.
or is that a scale model infront of her?
:D
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:56,
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:D
She's...
...work in process and they're going to take plenty of care with her entrance...:-)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:10,
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I don't know why
but McCain always reminds me of this
media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1356896/article_images/manhunter3.jpg
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:33,
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media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1356896/article_images/manhunter3.jpg
He reminds me of Prince from Lexx season 4
War veteran who spent time in a POW camp, returns to America, gets rid of his old unattractive wife, marries a young pretty one, runs for President...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:38,
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lexx.
Fucking hell, back when Channel Five was good. Red Shoe Diaries, Emmanuelle every other night, Blue Orchid, Sex and Shopping, European Blue Review and LEXX, I do believe.
Unless it was on another channel. I forget.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:39,
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Fucking hell, back when Channel Five was good. Red Shoe Diaries, Emmanuelle every other night, Blue Orchid, Sex and Shopping, European Blue Review and LEXX, I do believe.
Unless it was on another channel. I forget.
awwww, those were the days...
...what I really want back was "outthere" - just a compilation clip show of some of the wierder horror movies from around the world.... Very strange stuff. I can't remember if it was on C5 at the time, or C4
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:45,
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It was Channel 5
and presented (at first) by the lovely Emily Booth.
it was a knock-off of Channel 4's 'much superior' (if you can call it that) Exploitica which was a little gem on a friday/saturday night at around midnight, and always raised a chuckle
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it was a knock-off of Channel 4's 'much superior' (if you can call it that) Exploitica which was a little gem on a friday/saturday night at around midnight, and always raised a chuckle
so THAT's his name
/one of those guys you always see in a movie but never know the name syndrome
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:53,
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american politics - why the hell does our media get so excited about it?
oh, and perhaps that is a bit too big?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:35,
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pffffffft!
He's going to throw a massive strop within minutes of arriving in Manchester.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:28,
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M for microphone.
I have no idea, mr suity ribena chap.
Good morning, all. I am pained, as per usual.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:28,
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Good morning, all. I am pained, as per usual.
Teuh Sithifriceh?
Hiv ah naice taim.
I'm going to get fucking killed by someone now. Sorry all.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:33,
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I'm going to get fucking killed by someone now. Sorry all.
Sparky there is Manchester City boss
they just signed a Brazillian called Robihno.
Sounds a bit like Ribena.
If at least one of you has a cold
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:35,
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Sounds a bit like Ribena.
If at least one of you has a cold
I probably do
I've got a painful neck, sore ribs, sore thigh muscles, stomach ache and an earache and I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:36,
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hmm
that's not it then
do you remember recently pissing off a kangaroo?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:41,
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do you remember recently pissing off a kangaroo?
curiouser and curiouser
did you walk up a steep flight of stairs all the while looking at the ceiling then eat something a bit yucky while jamming a pencil in your ear?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:45,
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Churchill Fact 2:
During most of 1943 Winston Churchill was operated by famous ostrich molester Bernie Clifton
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:13,
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This is why I should remember to post when sober
and not at three in the morning
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:24,
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I thought the window closed at midnight last night?
football football football football football football football football football football football football
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:33,
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Gay off.
This is nothing to do with you Merkins and your soccerball.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:34,
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your sig:
the other night I noticed that my T-shirt had gravy, sweat and blood on it. I said to Mrs Raff, "all I need now is an egg stain and I've got the full set".
She didn't have a clue what I was on about... :(
EDIT: actually that's not a very interesting tale, is it? *sigh*
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:41,
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She didn't have a clue what I was on about... :(
EDIT: actually that's not a very interesting tale, is it? *sigh*
i loved blood, sweat and gravy when i was younger.
after gravy overdosed and they replaced her with tears, they were all right, but the magic was gone. did they add egg on a reunion tour?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:49,
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I think it is
mainly because you know what the hell I'm on about
/80s kid blog
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:50,
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/80s kid blog
apparently
cloves burn a hole in your gum - so a dentist friend of mine informed me (a few days after I'd had my extracted wisdom tooth hole stuffed with cloves)...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:12,
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don't chew aspirins either.
that's how i always used to take them, and when i told my dictor he yelled at me.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:19,
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Aaaaah football!
Gem of a quote from the Real Madrid boss yesterday:
"We have sold Robinho for reasons of a human nature and for sporting reasons," Calderon told Spanish television station Veo.
"The fact that he has accepted an offer from Manchester City says that he is not going for sporting reasons."
...says it all really.
*de-footballs*
Ning.
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"We have sold Robinho for reasons of a human nature and for sporting reasons," Calderon told Spanish television station Veo.
"The fact that he has accepted an offer from Manchester City says that he is not going for sporting reasons."
...says it all really.
*de-footballs*
Ning.
ningles matey!
I'm relatively happy with the way things went yesterday.
Man U finally paid what we wanted and we got a talented youngster as back up for a season.
Could've been worse.
And Deco's much better than Robhinio... I think you dodged a bullet there
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:23,
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Man U finally paid what we wanted and we got a talented youngster as back up for a season.
Could've been worse.
And Deco's much better than Robhinio... I think you dodged a bullet there
Yeah I'm happy with Deco
I wouldn't have minded another striker but we'll cope.
It feels like being another tight season really.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:29,
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It feels like being another tight season really.
i'll leave that to someone else, i'm too happy a person to generate any demotives.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:55,
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i had just finished drawing the cloud of smoke coming out of the top right corner.
and wanted to select the entire picture to resize it to the window, but as soon as i selected it, flash quit and i had to revert to the saved version. now i'm going to bed.
Click for bigger (92KB)
the whitish box in the lower left corner is going to look cooler once i'm done again. anyway, this is supposed to represent string theory.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:17,
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Click for bigger (92KB)
the whitish box in the lower left corner is going to look cooler once i'm done again. anyway, this is supposed to represent string theory.
well a shell is one of many things that could be formed.
and it's a particularly easy one because its mathematical structure is so basic
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:24,
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It's half past 8 in the morning
and I have a very simple mind.
Maths means NOTHING to me.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:27,
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Maths means NOTHING to me.
no matter.
none of us exist. matter is no more than the tension created by the second dimension inverting itself.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:32,
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not in the 11th dimension you don't.
all energy and mass in the 11th dimension penetrates itself. when photons collide they create matter. from light you were born and to light you shall return.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:38,
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What cloud of smoke?
I don't see a cloud of smoke.
It's lovely though
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:19,
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It's lovely though
prankly.
symmography is the technical term for that awful string art that recovered hippies used to make in the 70s. pound some nails into a board and wind strings around it in patterns, and hang it on the wall to annoy people with eyes.
i have friends who were somehow in charge of designing the diplomas at a university here, and they had some blanks so we all made up degrees for ourselves. i picked symmography and when people see it on my wall (it used to be at work, in my office), i tell them it involves string theory, pataphysics and whatever word gumbo i can generate on the spot.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:29,
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i have friends who were somehow in charge of designing the diplomas at a university here, and they had some blanks so we all made up degrees for ourselves. i picked symmography and when people see it on my wall (it used to be at work, in my office), i tell them it involves string theory, pataphysics and whatever word gumbo i can generate on the spot.
the video for the epipleptic bicycle sucked, so here's:
snip snip instead.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:43,
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My brand new PC is fucked. I am not best pleased.
Duff hard drive lasted all of 5 days. Lucky for me, I'd held off installing everything and setting email up, as I had a feeling I'd been cursed after what happened to my previous PC.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:13,
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Bugger D:
I installed Vista on my computer, and then I screwed it up, so I had to install it again.
:[
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:14,
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:[
Oh I do like Vista 64... but it's a picky bastard.
I spent hours working out why it wouldn't install at first. Do you know what it was? DO YOU? I dared to have the fucking front audio header connected. It needed to be disconnected until the drivers were installed. WHAT? WHAT? Motherfucker.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:20,
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Hahahah what.
Well I insalled a theme and explorer wouldn't boot.
I had to load firefox through the task manager, then download something to replace explorer just long enough for me to reinstall.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:21,
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I had to load firefox through the task manager, then download something to replace explorer just long enough for me to reinstall.
When I get the replacement drive, I will be unstoppable.
Just you wait. Me, with a repaired broadband connection, a 1 TeraFLOP capable PC, a large supply of Monster drink, and lots of spare time.
There's going to be suffering.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:27,
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There's going to be suffering.
What is this /talk board/blogtv/shoes on head thing all about anyway?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:11,
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There are few other things to be doing between 1am and 5am.
I believe it comes from someone getting a paid-for camwhore to put a shoe on her head instead of doing the usual activities.
We don't limit ourselves to just shoes on head though, and Socks On Ears has had some success. One time appearances from Calculator, Towel, Phone and Mouse On Head have also been observed.
I think the main attraction to the sport is the folks that get overly irate about being asked to put shoes on their head.
loffle!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:17,
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We don't limit ourselves to just shoes on head though, and Socks On Ears has had some success. One time appearances from Calculator, Towel, Phone and Mouse On Head have also been observed.
I think the main attraction to the sport is the folks that get overly irate about being asked to put shoes on their head.
loffle!
this enters my dragon immensely
a wonderful body of work which I pointed out as my favourite. I am thrilled, this is an extraordinary experience. it simply "speaks" to me. this is a must see exhibit of a great volume by a mature and skilled artist.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:56,
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in fact tomorrow i'm going to find out what 'jeet kune do' is
and then i'm going to master it.
unless i get distracted.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:02,
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unless i get distracted.
Let me tell U something, if U close your eyes and listen 2 these awesome words and music, U never think about clothes anymore.
Someday maybe U walk naked through the streets of your town...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:24,
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If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:29,
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metonymy.
here lies miss groby.
if anyone here gets this, i will send him/her a present, snailmail style.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:32,
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if anyone here gets this, i will send him/her a present, snailmail style.
I can't say I got it because I must admit
I never really understood it :(
I suffered from the monotony of metonymyes (sp?)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:59,
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I suffered from the monotony of metonymyes (sp?)
i love the language, but it's nuts.
i was half hoping someone would get the reference (and metonymy in general) so i could jump around like a fool.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:02,
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I can descibe something by talking about related things if you like
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:06,
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ok maybe I should think about a subject before I make claims like these.
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my favourite piece by him is 'work for peace'.
incomplete, bad audio version here.
funkdafied version here.
there is better audio out there by gsh, but i can't locate it on youtube.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:25,
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funkdafied version here.
there is better audio out there by gsh, but i can't locate it on youtube.
I like "home is where the hatred is"
but I couldn't find so I had to settle for that.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:28,
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I love language, and even more so when writers really push it round to do wierd things it was never designed to do (Dylan Thomas)
But this kind of "Quantum English" I never really got.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:07,
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"Boards don't hit back."
*clicks* Woo
www.grumpychimp.com/quotes/bruce-lee-quotes.php
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:51,
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*clicks* Woo
www.grumpychimp.com/quotes/bruce-lee-quotes.php
don't say that, that fat fuck had it coming
look how fat the fucking cunt is and he got the giraffe all fat also
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:19,
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saw him on 20/20
he tried to go on a date but he couldn't leave his bed so these guys put his bed on a truck so he could go out to dinner but when they went under a tunnel the bed broke and it was all dumb and shit and it broke.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:27,
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indeed!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfZFSObn-cc
and also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-hsQZqWEs
but I still like this song better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87zzY2iDKRw
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:25,
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and also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-hsQZqWEs
but I still like this song better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87zzY2iDKRw
hahaha!
the strangeloves video was shot at my old uni, in a building that wasn't there when i was a student. thanks!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:37,
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there's an original clip of the Strangeloves in youtube, too
but it's the touring lineup, not the studio artists.
: D
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:44,
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: D
fuck that's great. i wish i could get my hair cut like the lead singer.
also, i keep having to interrupt my cd evaluation process to listen to youtube. i have to purge and i'm listening to cds that i can't recall ever owning. i bought 'just get up and dance' by afrika bambaataa? really?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:14,
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well, now you've got me on a gil scott heron kick so i guess the cds will have to fend for themselves.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:34,
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MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:13,
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this is the most disturbing thing i've seen lately:
walking on sunshine.
not safe for anything, ever, even though there's no nudity, sexuality or grossouts. it's just human nature and it makes me ill.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:23,
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not safe for anything, ever, even though there's no nudity, sexuality or grossouts. it's just human nature and it makes me ill.
ahahahhah... wow... no humans i know.
i didn't realize it was real until 2 minutes in. "goes great with pizza."
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:31,
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hahahahhhahhaaaaaa.
where did you get this picture? i promised this girl i wouldn't use her pictures anymore is this still up somewhere?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:13,
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i saved it way back when you first put it up.
i thought it might come in handy. do you want me to remove it?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:20,
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ahhhahhah.
I agree with the previous commenter:
"This chick is retarded, there are plenty of better ways to get high. Try crack!"
The up-beat edit is mildly amusing though.
Overall I don't understand it - most of the solvent abusers in my country are poor kids, often homeless, who stick to paint and glue
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:40,
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"This chick is retarded, there are plenty of better ways to get high. Try crack!"
The up-beat edit is mildly amusing though.
Overall I don't understand it - most of the solvent abusers in my country are poor kids, often homeless, who stick to paint and glue
it just bothers me to watch that kind of thing.
squick factor 99 for me, no idea why it presses those buttons, but it does.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:48,
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yes.
there's a show we get here, from the u.s. called 'intervention'. that was a segment from it, edited with (obviously) new music dubbed over.
it's the worst sort of scare/exploitation tv i've seen, and always makes me cringe.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:00,
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it's the worst sort of scare/exploitation tv i've seen, and always makes me cringe.
i don't know what a frog is because i am from former soviet republic
no i'm not yes i am no i'm not
but this is a doctor dyslexia thread
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:24,
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but this is a doctor dyslexia thread
it's only porn if you beat off over it.
which is to say, if someone catches you beating off over it
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:27,
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which is to say, if someone catches you beating off over it
beating babies is ok though.
violence minus sex equals just what we have to do in these terrertimes.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:39,
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who should get outraged at violence?
sex is the worst thing ever.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:47,
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I SPEAR THEM
WITH MY SPEAR
AND LISTEN TO PETER GABRIEL ON THE WAY BACK TO THE VILLAGE
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:41,
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AND LISTEN TO PETER GABRIEL ON THE WAY BACK TO THE VILLAGE
hehheheh.
I've looked this up before.. ol' Ronald is noticeably absent from most of the African continent.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:McDonaldsWorldLocations.svg
also: Antarctica and Greenland
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:36,
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I've looked this up before.. ol' Ronald is noticeably absent from most of the African continent.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:McDonaldsWorldLocations.svg
also: Antarctica and Greenland
edit:
It should be noted that this penguin will listen
to Peter Gabriel on his way home to its village.
re: edit:
then this penguin is quite woo indeed.
especially if it's his earlier work on newly remastered cds.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:58,
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especially if it's his earlier work on newly remastered cds.
GIACOBBI?
you should see what's on his hard drive, it'll make your eyes bleed
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:55,
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you should see what's on his hard drive, it'll make your eyes bleed
TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
TECH NO PO LISSSSSSSS
TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
TECH NO PO LISSSSSSSS
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:52,
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TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
TECH NO PO LISSSSSSSS
...metropoolopolis....
...robots and pools......................... a great combination!...:D
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:50,
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Funny, I have unintentionally drawn some cyborg along with those lines, sort of
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:54,
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something-something REVERSE
A REVERSE A REVERSE A REVERSE A REVERSE A REVERSE A REVERSE A REVERSE A REVERSE
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:42,
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When I was a kid
the barber I used to go to had long mirrors facing each other on either side of the room. I used to love looking around at the endless reflections.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:45,
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I lived in a house which had a mirrored corridoor for a few months
Unfortunately my flatmate turned out to have Body Dysmorphic Disorder.
FUN TIMES
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:47,
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FUN TIMES
*Peter Griffin Voice*
"That reminds me of the time I was locked in a mirrored room with Bruce Lee."
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:48,
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HE CUT THE TOPS OF HIS EARS OFF BECAUSE THEY WERE "TOO POINTY"
Then he started saying his cheeks were "too chubby" so I got the fuck out.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:58,
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that goes nicely with the four-headed Zellwegerbeast above.
synchronicity.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:32,
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synchronicity.
If that was true, I would join your cause.
Humanity must die in that case. However,
I expect that is hyperbole and we vent him,
and his kind, into the toilet every day.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:02,
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I expect that is hyperbole and we vent him,
and his kind, into the toilet every day.
hello sting!
i am also sting. let us croon together.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US....
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:01,
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ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*stabs own ears with chopsticks*
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:31,
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that won't work.
as a fellow sting, you should know we can all sign to one another and the songs just pop into our heads.
now go to bed and dream of some blue turtles.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:01,
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now go to bed and dream of some blue turtles.
O.G.Gangsters...
...who wanna look proper..................................WORD.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:53,
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Every second day of the week starting with Monday one of the maids does it.
On all other days we rely upon the houseboy.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:53,
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...it's late...................................................but who cares?!...
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wait!...one for the road...............................................(he got a boo-boo)...:(...
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I hope you have a really shit dream like the one I had.
"YEAH YEAH A PARTY. I GET IT."
"WHAT? THERE'S NO FIGHTING OR SEX? WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS?....A SCRABBLE PARTY?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING SCRABBLE PROPERLY YOU WANKERS!"
*ceiling blows up*
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:35,
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"WHAT? THERE'S NO FIGHTING OR SEX? WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS?....A SCRABBLE PARTY?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING SCRABBLE PROPERLY YOU WANKERS!"
*ceiling blows up*
i was going to make a late-night sexytime pic, but all i have is some childporn and that might get people upset.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:51,
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"Strychnine" would've been better
but this one has a go-go girl.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:03,
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but this one has a go-go girl.
so, uhh, there's this rumour going around that Julie Moult is an idiot.
Think there's any truth behind it, brah?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:08,
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perhaps if I'd known about that song
that Run DMC track was the most appropriate I had so went with it
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:18,
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*looks where pittsboirg is*
*gets confused as its nowhere near NY*
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:07,
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<explains joke>
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astigmatism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/stigmata
WAY TO GO, YOU RUINED IT :(
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:57,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/stigmata
WAY TO GO, YOU RUINED IT :(
Fuck, I want a blood vessel.
It would be like a frigate or a destroyer which all flows over with blood and shit.
And has a giant crying eye.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:58,
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And has a giant crying eye.
Sometimes, I want to drill a little hole in the back of your skull, shrink myself and sit inside your head.
It must be fantastic in there.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:00,
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you could travel around in a little pod,
which, if it moved through the veins, arteries and capillaries of the brain, would indeed be a blood vessel.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:02,
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It's not actually that deranged in there.
More a bleak chasm of mind shattering depression and existential terror.
Also there is a room in there with walls which can't be reached and everything seems to be wrapped in a weird white noise.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06,
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Also there is a room in there with walls which can't be reached and everything seems to be wrapped in a weird white noise.
tis what uber religious peoples get...
like where jesus had nails in his hands...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:53,
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freaky shit
you'd be a bit like wtf if all of a sudden your hands started bleeding...first thought wouldn't be ah, look i've got stigmata, i am the lord. it'd be more ah, fuck i'm bleeding, i've been stabbed
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:59,
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Hahahahah
If I randomly start bleeding, I am now going to say 'Ah. look I've got stigmata, I am the lord' xD
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01,
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WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10,
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Haha fuck
My mate used to troll servers for some online game a few years ago by just going on and singing that over and again on the mic, and if he couldn't find his mic he would type it out repeatedly.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06,
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Did he do it in that stupid high pitched voice Richard Herring used to do aswell?
"No Rich, saying it in a Staccato voice doesn't make it any more true."
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10,
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Haha
I don't know the tone of voice, he just said he used to sing/type it.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:12,
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I don't think I've ever actually trolled an online game.
Mainly because the ones I used to go on people used to be inherently amused by me for some bizaare reason. Not even talking or anything, they even laughed solely at the fact I jumped constantly.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:16,
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your profile seems to indicate that its your b3taday
yet your candle has not appeared on the main board
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:13,
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You need to donate to get candle icon.
Fuck I remember checking ages ago I seeing that it wasn't for like 6 months.
STUPID TRANSIENT NATURE OF TIME!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:14,
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STUPID TRANSIENT NATURE OF TIME!
ah
i thought it was a bearded lady being fired out of a giant bottle of water
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:22,
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I never got that androgynous erotica I was promised.
Which makes me want to repeal whatever it was you owed me for, which I have completely forgotten.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:23,
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more people ought to be branded.
i can think of one crazed, ranting puritan, for instance....
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01,
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very true
but that does not have noel fielding dressed as a panda =P
still awesome
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:49,
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still awesome
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