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death

it sucks

(PUNKSxNOTxDEAD, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

HEY I DISAGREE

MAYBE I CAN GET SOME FUCKING QUIET

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

rawwwwwrrrrr

*bangs drums and screams*

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

THIS WORLD BRINGS ME DOWN

GAG WITH EVERY BREATH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

WILL YOU GUYS PLEEAASE KEEP IT DOWN

I'M TRYING TO BE DEAD HERE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

ohh a dead 'un

*sexes*

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

Oh, and good morning to all of you who are not dead

yet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

I LIVE

hurrah!

and hello oh alive one

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

I'm looking forward to death

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

I just want to be happy.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

i'm glad you weren't the writer of seminal punk albums

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

If I was you wouldn't know why you should be glad

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

*brain pops*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

A friend of mine has a stubby holder

"BORN TO DIE

LIVE TO SUFFER"

It gets a lot of attention, mainly because he's a very positive person.

BOTH FUNNY AND INTERESTING

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

A stubby holder?

Do those still exist then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

They're quite useful in warmer areas.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)

Between the thighs?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

hahaha

hello and welcome to b3ta

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

ah, it's not so bad.

you get a bit of peace and quiet.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

punx not dead

punk's not dead
punk isn't dead
punk is not dead

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

ponk's not dead either

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

pink is alive and well

slightly short with a large head though

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

ick

pink
cooties etc

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

punk is only sleeping

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

cthulhu punk

fhtang

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

fhtang, blood innit?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

Why did you recontract at step 3?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

i was working through the different permutations

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

It bloody is in my house.

Petulant little gits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

I still consider meself a punk, in one way or another.

you don't need a mohawk and an attitude problem to be a punk

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

I'm more referring to those bastards I went to college with

spitting everywhere.

I really do hate it when people do that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

oh yeah them

there was a punk at my college who didn't know that white laces in your DMs meant you were a white supremacist and went to a gig in brixton. a crowd of youths local to those parts kindly hospitalised him to show him the error of his ways

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)

One of the ones at college had a spiderweb tattooed on his elbow

and told me that it meant 'somefin to do wiv prison'.

Yes. How many years you got for killing a member of a minority race. Originally, anyway. FANTASTIC work there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

seriously? wow... i didn't know that one

i know a girl who has a swallow tattooed on her wrist because she thought it looked pretty. i just smiled and tried not to say "someones never getting a job...."

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)

I've been bloody careful with mine.

The lad had a teardrop done as well, apparently, after I left. Knob end.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)

Punk was dead by 1976.

I know this, for I am an expert.

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

can you prove that with science?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

theres no real evidence for it

but it's a scientific fact.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

It's better than AIDS and lung or face cancer.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

^this^

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

Face AIDS: the new cool

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

I always quite fancied face cancer

at least you'd get a Channel 5 documentary out of it

"The Man With cancer on His FACE!!!!"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

Only if you're impressively deformed.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)

I can't wait to be honest, this life's pish!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

Yeah, but don't boobs just make it all worthwhile?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

not really no.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

I'm thinking of starting uyp my own one

It'll look a lot like Little Big Planet I think but drinks at 3 and a touch more banter

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

sign me up

LBP for the win!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

but it is preferable to certain medical conditions

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

does it?

personally I think its quite a carefree time

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

it does? oh bollocks... *stops playing russian roulette*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

It's not too bad

really, unless it's painful, but i hope it isn't.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)

Punky style!

(Smudger, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake.

We know yo'ure a newbie but could you at least put SOME effort in?

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Ratsta, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

Random, Tuesday-morning cartoon boobage.....

Ning :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

its the best kind of boobage

(That Random Guy, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

little creeped out by the white nipples....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

hidden linkage please. That is my request.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

saw this on DA

still looks fab :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

so very creepy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

How so?

*he asks, knowing that it'll strike up some inane argument about how freakish it is for animals to have such volumous bappage, despite it being a silly cartoon of a character that doesn't look even vaguely like the critter she's labelled as, etc, etc, yawn, yawn*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

like you said...nothing creepy about drawing skunks with huge chebs

nothing at all.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

course not

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)

Begone, whiney one.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

haha i like that a lot

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

yea whatever you say yiffy :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

Yiff! Yiff!

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Ratsta, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

Kekeke

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)

This just begs the question...

why put a tail on her at all then?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

Panel 6

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)

fucking brilliant

hahahahaha *sigh* so true.

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

protest much?

more Bill & May, I say!
and I still like the pies kitten

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

This is the most cretinous thing I've ever seen on b3ta.

To show how much you don't care you've drawn a 15 frame cartoon. You utter arse.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

if you don't like it

why don't you just ignore him?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

Because I find him trying to justify himself amusing.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

it's good to voice an opinion.

"In Germany, they came first for the Communists,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist.."

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

It's cretinous to answer a question?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

It's cretinous to put words in people's mouths.

I never called you a paedophile for example.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)

A mite arrogant to think I drew that strip especially for you, no?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

But the person he made that comic in response to did.

besides, it's the same idiotic line of reasoning

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

God forbid he should actually respond to repeated inane attacks on his character

by closed-minded idiots.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

^ this

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

fair enough, well reasoned

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

sheer brilliance

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

You draw furries

(brain_blessed, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

^THIS^

From now on all cartoons must be about humans! Anything else would obviously be ridiculous.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)

SIX TITS

OR NONE AT ALL

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)

AT LEAST SIX DAMMIT

Some of these things should have 8, 12 or 16!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

meh, i have no such axe to grind

i just think the girls would be sexier in black and white and human. but thats just me :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)

^this^

cartoon animals great, sexy character great.
Don't mix the two in an 18 rated scenario!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

What, no tentacles?

What about tentacles with tits?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

So?

if you drew a fridge with tits it would be just as freaky - even if it was blatently just a woman with glossy white skin and letter magnets stuck to her face.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

cor fridge with tits

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

Ice water from one, mayonnaise from the other.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

MILK, MILK, LEMONADE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)

OH NO MY DICK IS STUCK IN THE COMPRESSOR OWOWWWOWOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

The comic strip could be called "cheating on the toaster"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)

the problem is that you are very good at drawing certain alluring aspects of anatomy

you are (and you know you are) drawing "sexy" bodies on cartoon animals.

Unless you're utterly blind its quite clear that you've drawn an anthopomorphosised (sp?) skunk or similar with massive human tits and a fanny out saying c'mere.

Other than "here's a picture of a human/skunk hybrid that wants you to fuck it" what is the intention?
not having a go, just joining a lovely debate so early in the morning

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

I'm suddenly reminded of Frankie Boyle's "I'd shag an owl"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

It's filed on my computer under "Fan Service".

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

"Wider Audience Disservice"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

in which case it should remain a problem strictly between you and your sad, creepy fan

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

^ yes!

but it's not yiffy...oh no!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

I don't have a problem with the norks if that's what floats ones boat

but I think it's spoiled a bit by the twat hole.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

oooooh, a good bit o' cartoon boobage to start the day! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

Don't pump any further

her boobs will asplode!

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Joliet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

it's a trap!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

Hello to the first thing on I see on the board

How are you?

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)

Peachy.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

S'funny

all I saw was melons

problem with my browser, mebbe?

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

as a fan of chloe

I approve :)

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

Furiously searching for hidden pictures

By changing the url. But now I'm sad I can't find anything.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

I guess the morning wank will have to wait.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

You tryn' to imply somethin'?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

Weren't you?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

Um...

Jack usually puts up hidden links with sort of stuff....

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

You know the internet has real pornography on it, right?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

Yeah

I tend to be turned on more by that than the handdrawn stuff.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

ha ha

was the groin post-it really needed? It's covered in fur!!

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

FURRY PORN?!

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)

LIES

AND TRICKERY

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

SHIFT KEY, MOTHERFUCKER

IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF YEARS NOW WHY DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

THAT IS SO HELPFUL!

I WAS GETTING RSI FROM HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY!

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wangmaster2000, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)

YOU HAVE JUST DISPLAYED A MAJOR SIGN OF WEAKNESS

I HOPE YOU DON'T CALL YOURSELF A MAN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

CAPS LOCK DENOTES A WEAKNESS OF CHARACTER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

But we have HEATED DISCUSSION

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

I AM REALLY RATHER CONCERNED AT THE NUMBER OF FURRY APOLOGISTS ON THIS WEB SITE

WERE I A MODERATOR THESE SICK FREAKS WOULD BE BANNED SO FUCKING FAST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

I AM NOT A MODERATOR OF THE INTERNET MESSAGEBOARD ON B3TA DOT COM.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

Blimey :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

RIS

I DON'T GET IT

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)

YES! FINALLY MY FIX OF BEASTIALITY ANTHROPOMORPHISED SO I DON'T HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT WANKING OVER STOATS!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

that's only one step away from wanking with a stoat.

IT IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE LET ME TELL YOU

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

I still dont get the anthro argument

However this probably explains it in 4 panels better than you have done in 15

www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0083_small.jpg

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)

Coming this Autumn...

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Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

fucking fuck off, Blears

I hate her

grrrr

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

^this

I hate that smug, unrepentant harridan with a vengeance.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

Who is Blears?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

*googlebombs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

I heard from someone

that shes 50 inches tall

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

Brilliant!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

A bit of an antidote to Ninj's post down there...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

"I've got a bad feeling about this build"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

mreeeeeeraaaaaaawwwww

chewie impressions are harder to do when writing them down

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

Oh God Mister Architect!

Dammit why didn't I think of that?!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

“No, no, NO. THIS brick goes THERE, THAT brick goes THERE.”

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

Pray that old man sorted out the planning permission or this is gonna be a real short build

(or similar...)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)

also

the wife got knocked up, so we had to rush it in the end so she'd have somewhere to keep her bairn.

Woo yay.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

Is this build fast?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

Did the foundations and steel box frame

took about 12 parsecs, give or take.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

Isn't a parsec a unit of distance?

/ac

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

10 foot ceilings for Chewie?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

Bravo Barry...

Have a *click* you cheeky monkey you :-)

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Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

Cheers fella :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

She may not look like much, but she was the fastest build in the galaxy!

hahah, brilliant stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)

looks like a wretched hive of scum and villainy to me

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

Just for you Archie ;)

nature's not to be trifled with, click for actual video funtiem

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

terminal trifle!

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arrangedletters, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

triflerific!

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Frumbert has no sig, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

hahahaha

trifling

woo to both /b and /l stuff!!

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

Fuck!

I thought the clip was real at first!!!!

Shat myself!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)

well

thanks for sharing - go and have yourself cleaned up before you give us all MRSA

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)

my work here is done \o/

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)

gah!

stupid work doesn't play youtube stuff!
i'll look when i get home...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

I would love to see the video

but they don't work on here. I'm sure it's simply spiffing though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

it is

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

hahahahah! A trifle worrying, that!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

who makes a trifel just before

a hurricane - you're just asking for trouble!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

haha

why do I think that the guy in the middle of this picture is an inflatable giant?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

He does seem a touch out of perspective, doesn't he?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

Or in the context of this thread, should I say a trifle out of perspective?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

hahahah! he's huge or the other guy is tiny

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

ok one more time...this cow is small...the one in the field is faaaar away :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

Haha, it's because you see the truth.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

I reckon he's actually huge

and the camera crew hired him as an anchor/wind break.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

The industry term for it is

Operation Human Shield

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

hahaha - cheers :D

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

Ha ha, splat-tacular.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

if it's just for him, stick it up yer arse then :)

woo!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

Stunning!

Simple as that *clicks*

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Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

Your butter is next, bitches

Click for bigger (84KB)| pictures fer sale

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)

Oh my.

Oh my oh my.

If I had money I would buy your arts. But mortgage has to be paid, and I can't even afford that, so alas.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

Your home may be at risk if you purchase art, it's true.

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

Cripes!

I hope you're still selling when my funds return to normal amounts (ie, two of us earning).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)

Not just me

who is in the shit ...but I got some back pay last week which set me straight again.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)

He won't get any as the company went into administration

we're trying to wrestle his unpaid annual leave from the government.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

Did he not get any redundancy?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)

No, because they went into administration

basically, they went bankrupt and had their assets and bank accounts frozen. As far as I understand, anyway. We were given nothing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

I think you should get something

even if the company's gone into administration/receivership the employees are in line for money once the assets are liquidated (after the council and the lecky bill and things) ... also - doesn't the government have a fund for this sort of thing?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

Trunk boot?

Boot trunk?

Either way, Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

mmm. butter

what's for early elevenses?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

crumpets or crunchie

I can't decide

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

Crumpets crumpets crumpets crumpets crumpets.

Veronica Lake dripping in butter, essentially.

Obviously then, not now.

I should have left it at 'crumpets'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuumpets

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)

CRUMPETS

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)

Careful you lot!

You can love a crumpet too much.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

the middle one hasn't used enough butter

and he's got himself caught on a sharp edge... the other two are all business.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

or he might just be

reaching his jammy end!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

nope

he's torn his foreskin on a nail or something.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

woooo

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

HUMPET DAY!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

crumpets, butter, jam

cup of tea or coffee... OR bake yourself some scones!!!!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)

Like the hairy bikery chaps.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

yeah - I watched that last night

(my (wonderfuly and almost always correct)lady threatened to cut off my nuts if I didn't stop playing/watching MGSIV)

I was rather disappointed; seems to have become very strange and a little pointless.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

what, MGS4?

I LOVED it. Way better than most of the games I've played recently, which just seem to be a completely linear cluster of buttonmash sequences .

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)

I played Heavenly Sword the other week

aside from the sixaxis stuff (which is admittedly not bad) and the cinematic quality of the cut scenes I might was well have been mashing potatoes.

Orange Box was so good... GTA was alright - it got a little tedious towards the end - ... Soul Calibur is poor.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

I liked the sixaxis stuff on heavenly sword

the story's pish, but guiding an arrow into someone's nads from 300yds is a really good tension reliever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

aside from that though it was mostly

triangle square triangle square triangle square triangle square triangle square triangle square triangle triangle square

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

Ennit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

I know

why the hell didn't someone invent tenses...

ha *tense* that's why - tenses is too stressful.

Okay then -- what would Bilbo Baggins do?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

Yay!

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)

Welly the elephant

packed her trunk
and said goodbye

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)

Andy Sirkis

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

Mandy Miller

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlLIa8_pLpk

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

pink heffalump!

lovely

(ivor_the_engine, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)

holy poo

you draw damn nice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)

you kill bugs good

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)

from the look on his face,

i'd say that welly was a bit smelly!

'nings all

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

ningles

how's the (English) NHS?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

crap.

utter, utter crapola

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)

that's a shame

for you and the patients.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)

yes.

i interviewed for another job in southampton general last week, but i didn't get it.
=(

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

poor bloke.

... although the couple I've been going for recently haven't even produced interviews...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

I especially like this

you have a great deal of skill - but I'm sure you know that.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)

Aherm...

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Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)

O_o

May I be the first to say: bleurgh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)

absolutely

go for the gusto

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)

Bleeeeeugh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a prime example of what excessive use of tanning salons can do to your skin...

...this poor lady is only 32.

hehehe, woo-ful stuff sir :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

she looks like someone's over estimated hot much tinfoil they'll need

and they tried to put it back on the roll... it never works!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

Cheers...

Steve, she does look rather wrinkled. Shoulda used a higher factor!

(

Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

With the amount shes been subjected to, I don't think lead plating could have helped her.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)

I'd die if I went to one of them

Me and the sun don't get on, I can imagine I'd turn into a frazzle if I went in a tanning shop.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

tanning shops is evil

you quite often find that they sell prescription slimming drugs over the counter (if you find the right one) and you can gets eye aids by looking in through the window... also they give you cancer, in a bag.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

HA HA HA HA

'... and just to make things a little more complicated, Barbara has fallen pregnant... which seems to happen every week... so either I'm getting them all banged up, or something about me counteracts the potency of the contraceptive pill... I'M A MEDICAL MARVEL!'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)

HA!

that's silly

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

She's half the Nan she used to be.

or is that a scale model infront of her?

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)

She's...

...work in process and they're going to take plenty of care with her entrance...:-)

(

Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

good logo

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Frumbert has no sig, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

"Trust me"

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)

I don't know why

but McCain always reminds me of this

media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1356896/article_images/manhunter3.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

Haha yes!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)

I'm glad it's not just me

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

True

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooonan!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

Number of times Archie's sent me to Google so far today: 1

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

He reminds me of Prince from Lexx season 4

War veteran who spent time in a POW camp, returns to America, gets rid of his old unattractive wife, marries a young pretty one, runs for President...

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lexx.

Fucking hell, back when Channel Five was good. Red Shoe Diaries, Emmanuelle every other night, Blue Orchid, Sex and Shopping, European Blue Review and LEXX, I do believe.

Unless it was on another channel. I forget.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)

Yup, channel 5

Back in Dec 1997...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

awwww, those were the days...

...what I really want back was "outthere" - just a compilation clip show of some of the wierder horror movies from around the world.... Very strange stuff. I can't remember if it was on C5 at the time, or C4

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

It was Channel 5

and presented (at first) by the lovely Emily Booth.

it was a knock-off of Channel 4's 'much superior' (if you can call it that) Exploitica which was a little gem on a friday/saturday night at around midnight, and always raised a chuckle

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

yup, emily booth... that'd be the one!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)

Richard Lynch for me

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&rls=GGLR,GGLR:2008-21,GGLR:en&q=richard%20lynch&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)

so THAT's his name

/one of those guys you always see in a movie but never know the name syndrome

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)

OH SHIT

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

american politics - why the hell does our media get so excited about it?

oh, and perhaps that is a bit too big?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

well...they are big liars ;)

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

They're politicians.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/britains-casualties-of-iraq-war-total-6700-mod-says-472169.html

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

Damn right

All hail Bush, dirty rat & oil entrepreneur

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)

Jpeg is your friend.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

I love Jpeg

best of all the lossy image compression algorithms

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

www.deagostini.com/ilovejpegs

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

I clicked and all the had was a lousy gif

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)

Next time I'll jpg it...

arf, it's early and my first B3TAshop

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)

Morning football haters

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)

pffffffft!

He's going to throw a massive strop within minutes of arriving in Manchester.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)

M for microphone.

I have no idea, mr suity ribena chap.

Good morning, all. I am pained, as per usual.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)

Good moaning

I am just pissing through.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)

Teuh Sithifriceh?

Hiv ah naice taim.

I'm going to get fucking killed by someone now. Sorry all.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)

Sparky there is Manchester City boss

they just signed a Brazillian called Robihno.
Sounds a bit like Ribena.
If at least one of you has a cold

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

I probably do

I've got a painful neck, sore ribs, sore thigh muscles, stomach ache and an earache and I DON'T KNOW WHY.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)

are you lying at the bottom of a very steep hill?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)

No....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)

hmm

that's not it then

do you remember recently pissing off a kangaroo?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)

:-(

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)

curiouser and curiouser

did you walk up a steep flight of stairs all the while looking at the ceiling then eat something a bit yucky while jamming a pencil in your ear?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

I WISH

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)

DAMMIT WOMAN!

I'm not a real doctor!!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)

Pfffft

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

Needs more phallic racing cars

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)

Haha

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)

Churchill Fact 2:

During most of 1943 Winston Churchill was operated by famous ostrich molester Bernie Clifton

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sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)

OfficeLOL!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:15, archived)

Churchill Fact 1:

Winston Churchill invented Karaoke

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sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

This is genius!

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)

In my head

This song is only ever sung by Mark Lamarr.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)

hahahahha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

hahhahahah, I find that even funnier than fact #2 :D

top stuff!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

This is why I should remember to post when sober

and not at three in the morning

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sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)

hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

whahaha

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)

hahahah, brilliant!

'ningles ya all!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

'ningles!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)

haha! i love the circle jerk they have going on in that pic.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)

Hehehe

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XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)

Hahaha

Both are woo!

(

Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

Have a window of opportunity ... for death! Bwahahahahaha!

Clink, clink in the distance

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)

I thought the window closed at midnight last night?

football football football football football football football football football football football football

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:33, archived)

Gay off.

This is nothing to do with you Merkins and your soccerball.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:34, archived)

your sig:

the other night I noticed that my T-shirt had gravy, sweat and blood on it. I said to Mrs Raff, "all I need now is an egg stain and I've got the full set".
She didn't have a clue what I was on about... :(

EDIT: actually that's not a very interesting tale, is it? *sigh*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:41, archived)

i loved blood, sweat and gravy when i was younger.

after gravy overdosed and they replaced her with tears, they were all right, but the magic was gone. did they add egg on a reunion tour?

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)

pfft!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)

I think it is

mainly because you know what the hell I'm on about

/80s kid blog

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)

When the stain says hot but the label says not - try new Ariel

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)

pffftttt!

this too

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

Mermaid molester!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)

I hope that's your random quote

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)

my tooth aches

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)

Cloves

that's the answer.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)

apparently

cloves burn a hole in your gum - so a dentist friend of mine informed me (a few days after I'd had my extracted wisdom tooth hole stuffed with cloves)...

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)

Clove oil then...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)

don't chew aspirins either.

that's how i always used to take them, and when i told my dictor he yelled at me.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)

Which one?

I have pliers

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)

i have chaka demus.

together we will rule jamaica.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)

Aaaaah football!

Gem of a quote from the Real Madrid boss yesterday:

"We have sold Robinho for reasons of a human nature and for sporting reasons," Calderon told Spanish television station Veo.

"The fact that he has accepted an offer from Manchester City says that he is not going for sporting reasons."

...says it all really.

*de-footballs*

Ning.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)

hahahahahaha!

money grabbing foreigners

Can't beat 'em!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)

Hahaha

*checks to see who we signed*

'nings!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)

ningles matey!

I'm relatively happy with the way things went yesterday.

Man U finally paid what we wanted and we got a talented youngster as back up for a season.

Could've been worse.

And Deco's much better than Robhinio... I think you dodged a bullet there

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)

Yeah I'm happy with Deco

I wouldn't have minded another striker but we'll cope.
It feels like being another tight season really.

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)

that's a (de)motivational poster waiting to happen.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)

Hahahaha

So it is written, so let it be done!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)

i'll leave that to someone else, i'm too happy a person to generate any demotives.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)

This does not bode well.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)

i had just finished drawing the cloud of smoke coming out of the top right corner.

and wanted to select the entire picture to resize it to the window, but as soon as i selected it, flash quit and i had to revert to the saved version. now i'm going to bed.

Click for bigger (92KB)
the whitish box in the lower left corner is going to look cooler once i'm done again. anyway, this is supposed to represent string theory.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:17, archived)

I just see a shell.

Woo :D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)

on the sea shore?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)

no, coming out of some horned vacuum monster's head.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:25, archived)

well a shell is one of many things that could be formed.

and it's a particularly easy one because its mathematical structure is so basic

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)

It's half past 8 in the morning

and I have a very simple mind.
Maths means NOTHING to me.

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ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:27, archived)

that's good, because you are meaningless also.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)

Now you're getting philosophically personal :[

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ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:29, archived)

no matter.

none of us exist. matter is no more than the tension created by the second dimension inverting itself.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:32, archived)

Rubbish.

Absolute poppycock. I exist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:33, archived)

not in the 11th dimension you don't.

all energy and mass in the 11th dimension penetrates itself. when photons collide they create matter. from light you were born and to light you shall return.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)

What cloud of smoke?

I don't see a cloud of smoke.

It's lovely though

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:19, archived)

because it got erased when flash quit before i could save.

etc.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)

BUT I DON'T SEE IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)

you will.

the next time i wake up.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)

heh. i have a phd in symmography.

really.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)

how does that work?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)

oh, about $240 an hour.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:25, archived)

prankly.

symmography is the technical term for that awful string art that recovered hippies used to make in the 70s. pound some nails into a board and wind strings around it in patterns, and hang it on the wall to annoy people with eyes.

i have friends who were somehow in charge of designing the diplomas at a university here, and they had some blanks so we all made up degrees for ourselves. i picked symmography and when people see it on my wall (it used to be at work, in my office), i tell them it involves string theory, pataphysics and whatever word gumbo i can generate on the spot.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:29, archived)

hahaha.

epiplectic.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:30, archived)

the video for the epipleptic bicycle sucked, so here's:

snip snip instead.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:43, archived)

Hahahahahah!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:30, archived)

That's sick.

Hahahaha, perfect.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:32, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:35, archived)

HellFuck:

The Fuck From Hell.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:36, archived)

No, it's just good marketing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:41, archived)

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)

SHOOOOOEEESSSSS!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:06, archived)

Dave!

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ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)

Belgium?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:09, archived)

That too.

*prances*

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ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)

My brand new PC is fucked. I am not best pleased.

Duff hard drive lasted all of 5 days. Lucky for me, I'd held off installing everything and setting email up, as I had a feeling I'd been cursed after what happened to my previous PC.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)

Bugger D:

I installed Vista on my computer, and then I screwed it up, so I had to install it again.
:[

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ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:14, archived)

i love mojave! it's great!

*guns down everyone on the planet*

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:19, archived)

Oh I do like Vista 64... but it's a picky bastard.

I spent hours working out why it wouldn't install at first. Do you know what it was? DO YOU? I dared to have the fucking front audio header connected. It needed to be disconnected until the drivers were installed. WHAT? WHAT? Motherfucker.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)

Hahahah what.

Well I insalled a theme and explorer wouldn't boot.
I had to load firefox through the task manager, then download something to replace explorer just long enough for me to reinstall.

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ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)

When I get the replacement drive, I will be unstoppable.

Just you wait. Me, with a repaired broadband connection, a 1 TeraFLOP capable PC, a large supply of Monster drink, and lots of spare time.
There's going to be suffering.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:27, archived)

I'll fire up the dekionplexis.

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ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:29, archived)

Haha, hell yes.

The Parfuss Snow Army is coming.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:34, archived)

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, BABY.

I AM SO HOT NOW.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)

Goober is King of Shoe Dancing

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:11, archived)

What is this /talk board/blogtv/shoes on head thing all about anyway?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:11, archived)

There are few other things to be doing between 1am and 5am.

I believe it comes from someone getting a paid-for camwhore to put a shoe on her head instead of doing the usual activities.

We don't limit ourselves to just shoes on head though, and Socks On Ears has had some success. One time appearances from Calculator, Towel, Phone and Mouse On Head have also been observed.

I think the main attraction to the sport is the folks that get overly irate about being asked to put shoes on their head.

loffle!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:17, archived)

BUCE REE!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:48, archived)

i used to own the book his ex-wife wrote.

it was odd.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:51, archived)

this enters my dragon immensely

a wonderful body of work which I pointed out as my favourite. I am thrilled, this is an extraordinary experience. it simply "speaks" to me. this is a must see exhibit of a great volume by a mature and skilled artist.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:56, archived)

in fact tomorrow i'm going to find out what 'jeet kune do' is

and then i'm going to master it.
unless i get distracted.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:02, archived)

The art of making bread from Nazi racoons in french cottages.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:16, archived)

CHINESE BOXING

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:53, archived)

HELLO, MY COCK IS AN AARDVARK

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YmNPTbo7Xs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)

EVEN WHEN I'M WITH MY BOO, ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)

Let me tell U something, if U close your eyes and listen 2 these awesome words and music, U never think about clothes anymore.

Someday maybe U walk naked through the streets of your town...

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)

Lawks!

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ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)

You can call it

the art of tracing, without tracing!

Woo :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)

badaaassss.

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:16, archived)

If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:29, archived)

metonymy.

here lies miss groby.

_{if anyone here gets this, i will send him/her a present, snailmail style.}

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:32, archived)

I can't say I got it because I must admit

I never really understood it :(

I suffered from the monotony of metonymyes (sp?)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)

i love the language, but it's nuts.

i was half hoping someone would get the reference (and metonymy in general) so i could jump around like a fool.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:02, archived)

I can descibe something by talking about related things if you like

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:06, archived)

tell me things.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)

ok maybe I should think about a subject before I make claims like these.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b54rB64fXY4

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:12, archived)

my favourite piece by him is 'work for peace'.

incomplete, bad audio version here.

funkdafied version here.

there is better audio out there by gsh, but i can't locate it on youtube.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:25, archived)

I like "home is where the hatred is"

but I couldn't find so I had to settle for that.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)

home.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmkgZElCgE4

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:34, archived)

I love language, and even more so when writers really push it round to do wierd things it was never designed to do (Dylan Thomas)

But this kind of "Quantum English" I never really got.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)

qumlish no b get, qumlish getyou.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:09, archived)

What about youtube comments?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)

high art. should only be read by SNOBS with advanced money.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)

"Boards don't hit back."

*clicks* Woo

www.grumpychimp.com/quotes/bruce-lee-quotes.php

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Darklord, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:51, archived)

HE GAVE AIDS TO KAREEM ABDUL JABBAR.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:56, archived)

HISBLOGISONTHEINTERNETS

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:09, archived)

that motherfucker and his pizza and vomit and shit.

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:15, archived)

don't say that, that fat fuck had it coming

look how fat the fucking cunt is and he got the giraffe all fat also

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)

saw him on 20/20

he tried to go on a date but he couldn't leave his bed so these guys put his bed on a truck so he could go out to dinner but when they went under a tunnel the bed broke and it was all dumb and shit and it broke.

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:27, archived)

then they rendered him down for lard and made a pizza.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)

Give me the needle, give me the rope.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)

AND I SAID, WELL, YOU GET THE ANKLES AND I'LL GET THE WRISTS-UH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:33, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)

Ia that John Shuttleworth?

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:53, archived)

Yes,

Ia John Shuttleworth

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:54, archived)

you fucken lier!

thats herman shuttleworth.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:59, archived)

I thought it was Elvis Costello.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:56, archived)

still a wonderfully strange video.

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4268494910193562888&ei=39a8SI-CMYyarAPxwKHDDA&q=soul+coughing&vt=lf

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:06, archived)

and i puked a green green slime.

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)

I want pizza

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:11, archived)

I WANT CANDY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:13, archived)

i know a guy.

he's tough, but sweet.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:19, archived)

indeed!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfZFSObn-cc

and also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-hsQZqWEs

but I still like this song better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87zzY2iDKRw

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:25, archived)

hahaha!

the strangeloves video was shot at my old uni, in a building that wasn't there when i was a student. thanks!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:37, archived)

there's an original clip of the Strangeloves in youtube, too

but it's the touring lineup, not the studio artists.

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:44, archived)

i will have to hunt it down.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:49, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdghSsmzm_8

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)

fuck that's great. i wish i could get my hair cut like the lead singer.

also, i keep having to interrupt my cd evaluation process to listen to youtube. i have to purge and i'm listening to cds that i can't recall ever owning. i bought 'just get up and dance' by afrika bambaataa? really?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:14, archived)

You make that sound like a bad thing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:25, archived)

well, now you've got me on a gil scott heron kick so i guess the cds will have to fend for themselves.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:34, archived)

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)

hahahahaha

a date? there's hope for all of us then.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)

that's a good user number to have.

also: wafflepizza.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:16, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:17, archived)

this is the most disturbing thing i've seen lately:

walking on sunshine.

not safe for anything, ever, even though there's no nudity, sexuality or grossouts. it's just human nature and it makes me ill.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:23, archived)

ahahahhah... wow... no humans i know.

i didn't realize it was real until 2 minutes in. "goes great with pizza."

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:31, archived)

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)

hahahahhhahhaaaaaa.

where did you get this picture? i promised this girl i wouldn't use her pictures anymore is this still up somewhere?

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:13, archived)

i saved it way back when you first put it up.

i thought it might come in handy. do you want me to remove it?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:20, archived)

no no no.

you can keep it. its fine. i like it.

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:21, archived)

ok. i won't tell her.

glad i saved it, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:22, archived)

radddd.

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:35, archived)

ahhhahhah.

I agree with the previous commenter:
"This chick is retarded, there are plenty of better ways to get high. Try crack!"

The up-beat edit is mildly amusing though.
Overall I don't understand it - most of the solvent abusers in my country are poor kids, often homeless, who stick to paint and glue

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)

They stick to glue

lol also: rofl

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:43, archived)

hahaha

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:45, archived)

it just bothers me to watch that kind of thing.

squick factor 99 for me, no idea why it presses those buttons, but it does.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:48, archived)

there are two choices.

laughter; or
EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:57, archived)

yes.

there's a show we get here, from the u.s. called 'intervention'. that was a segment from it, edited with (obviously) new music dubbed over.

it's the worst sort of scare/exploitation tv i've seen, and always makes me cringe.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:00, archived)

what a pointless human

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:10, archived)

we're all pretty pointless.

she creeps me out a lot.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:22, archived)

WOAH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)

hahahah

i wish your cartoons were in my morning paper

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:21, archived)

Is that a frog?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:20, archived)

i don't know what a frog is because i am from former soviet republic

no i'm not yes i am no i'm not
but this is a doctor dyslexia thread

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:24, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)

I AM ENJOYING THIS IMMENSELY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:38, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaybe.

not sure.

(

d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:42, archived)

this is what the baby would look like

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)

I AM GOING TO GET ARRESTED FOR SAVING A COPY OF THIS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:58, archived)

lol.

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:12, archived)

it's only porn if you beat off over it.

which is to say, if someone catches you beating off over it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:27, archived)

beating babies is ok though.

violence minus sex equals just what we have to do in these terrertimes.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:39, archived)

who should get outraged at violence?

sex is the worst thing ever.

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:47, archived)

sex is almost as bad as drugs.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:49, archived)

dude i fucking hate babies.

but nice nice nice.

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)

I don't know what's going on in this image

I am scared.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:25, archived)

good god.

where did you find that giraffe?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)

HANGING AROUND THE BACK OF A MCDONALDS FAMILY RESTAURANT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:30, archived)

A MCDONALDS FAMILY RESTAURANT IN ZIMBABWE

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)

THEY ARE LAME THERE. ONLY RIBS.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:33, archived)

I SPEAR THEM

WITH MY SPEAR
AND LISTEN TO PETER GABRIEL ON THE WAY BACK TO THE VILLAGE

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:41, archived)

hehheheh.

I've looked this up before.. ol' Ronald is noticeably absent from most of the African continent.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:McDonaldsWorldLocations.svg

also: Antarctica and Greenland

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)

antarcticans are all gay.

FUCKING, SHITTY ANTARCTICANS

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)

PENGUIN FUCKING ICE CAP SUCKING POLAR CUNTS

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:43, archived)

edit:
It should be noted that this penguin will listen
to Peter Gabriel on his way home to its village.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)

re: edit:

then this penguin is quite woo indeed.
especially if it's his earlier work on newly remastered cds.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:58, archived)

IT IS FOR BLOG.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:31, archived)

He knows his pizza

I'll grant you that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:38, archived)

Those pizzas do not look delicious.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)

but isn't this the beuty of it?

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:06, archived)

It's all in the presentation.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:30, archived)

PROOF SHE'S 21 OR OVER OR I'M PHONING WEBSHERIFF.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)

GIACOBBI?

you should see what's on his hard drive, it'll make your eyes bleed

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:55, archived)

eyeblood is all i drink these days.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:08, archived)

not one of those eye prodders is it?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:24, archived)

I AM TALKING WEBCAM FOETUS ABUSE HERE

THAT'S SICK THAT MATE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:31, archived)

TECHNICAL ABUSE OR ACTUAL ABUSE?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:12, archived)

BAD TOUCHING WITH THE PENIS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:31, archived)

awww...she's lonely....:(

.....*sniffle*...:(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)

oh fux.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:36, archived)

metropololitapolis.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:37, archived)

Metalocalypse!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:46, archived)

T-E-C-H-N-O-P-O-L-I-S

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO

TECH NO PO LISSSSSSSS
TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
TECH NO PO LISSSSSSSS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:52, archived)

PUT A..

no, I can't even say it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:53, archived)

aw sick mate.

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)

Don'k tempt me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)

I COULD DEFFO DROP TO THIS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)

FISTFULS OF TABS, THAT IS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:00, archived)

...can't stop the music...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)

...metropoolopolis....

...robots and pools......................... a great combination!...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:50, archived)

Funny, I have unintentionally drawn some cyborg along with those lines, sort of

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)

Mugwump jism! It's all mugwump jism these days.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:36, archived)

something-something REVERSE

A REVERSE A REVERSE A REVERSE A REVERSE A REVERSE A REVERSE A REVERSE A REVERSE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:42, archived)

When I was a kid

the barber I used to go to had long mirrors facing each other on either side of the room. I used to love looking around at the endless reflections.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:45, archived)

I lived in a house which had a mirrored corridoor for a few months

Unfortunately my flatmate turned out to have Body Dysmorphic Disorder.

FUN TIMES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:47, archived)

*Peter Griffin Voice*

"That reminds me of the time I was locked in a mirrored room with Bruce Lee."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:48, archived)

PLEASE TELL ME IT ENDED BADLY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:53, archived)

HE CUT THE TOPS OF HIS EARS OFF BECAUSE THEY WERE "TOO POINTY"

Then he started saying his cheeks were "too chubby" so I got the fuck out.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:58, archived)

that's messed up.

but to me as a third party.. also hilarious

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)

"See ya, hamster face"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:31, archived)

that goes nicely with the four-headed Zellwegerbeast above.

synchronicity.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)

Wate

are you sting?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:37, archived)

aren't we all, deep down?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:58, archived)

If that was true, I would join your cause.

Humanity must die in that case. However,
I expect that is hyperbole and we vent him,
and his kind, into the toilet every day.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:02, archived)

hello sting!

i am also sting. let us croon together.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US....

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:01, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*stabs own ears with chopsticks*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)

that won't work.

as a fellow sting, you should know we can all sign to one another and the songs just pop into our heads.

now go to bed and dream of some blue turtles.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:01, archived)

...*ouch*...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:56, archived)

holy hell. that sucks.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:17, archived)

...did it look like this?...

(oh wait...i was invisible.....nevermind)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:49, archived)

It would take a long time

to iron that t-shirt.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:50, archived)

Who irons tshirts?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)

O.G.Gangsters...

...who wanna look proper..................................WORD.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:53, archived)

Every second day of the week starting with Monday one of the maids does it.

On all other days we rely upon the houseboy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:53, archived)

...it's late...................................................but who cares?!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:21, archived)

boats?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:25, archived)

boats, motherfucker.

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:26, archived)

that's class!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:33, archived)

I CARE.

That's why I'm going to sleep.
Goodnight

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:26, archived)

wait!...one for the road...............................................(he got a boo-boo)...:(...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:32, archived)

I hope you have a really shit dream like the one I had.

"YEAH YEAH A PARTY. I GET IT."

"WHAT? THERE'S NO FIGHTING OR SEX? WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS?....A SCRABBLE PARTY?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING SCRABBLE PROPERLY YOU WANKERS!"

*ceiling blows up*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:35, archived)

i bet it was a chicken you were playing scrabble with.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:46, archived)

too late for boats.

too early for star wars.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:47, archived)

...then it must be time for...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:48, archived)

i was going to make a late-night sexytime pic, but all i have is some childporn and that might get people upset.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:51, archived)

Hmmmm, vintage

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:46, archived)

ha ha...

...i wanna be on that team!...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)

KILL. EVERYBODY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:50, archived)

i'm working on it.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:52, archived)

KILL! EVERYBODY!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:57, archived)

KILL EVERY BODY!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:59, archived)

BELL DYKE IVORY!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:02, archived)

OVER YELLY ... hang on, what's this pig doing here?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:04, archived)

hunting truffles, same as in france.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:05, archived)

BEL BIV DEVOE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:06, archived)

WHOLE LOTTA MILKA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:07, archived)

POI-SOOOOOOON

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:12, archived)

...that girl is.......................POY-SOOON...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:15, archived)

WOAH! BABY!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw6Fjo6VXTg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:45, archived)

HEY!...

...that is perfect!....:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)

"Strychnine" would've been better

but this one has a go-go girl.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:03, archived)

sPEA!...SPMA!..psea!...SMAAA, SMAAA, MSAA!

SCHUMAN SCHUMAN SCHUMAN SCHUMAN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)

ITYM

Home of the screaming neckbeard man :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)

i like neckbeards.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:09, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Shada, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01, archived)

FLAAASK.

I'm sleepy.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:03, archived)

Shugh-caw-guh.

Deet-roy-tuh.
Feee-shhhh!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:04, archived)

STICK EM UP, THIS IS A THREADJACKING

www.b3ta.com/links/Julie_Moult_is_an_idiot:2

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:05, archived)

so, uhh, there's this rumour going around that Julie Moult is an idiot.

Think there's any truth behind it, brah?

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Shada, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:08, archived)

i'd have used "how swwet to be an idiot"

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10, archived)

perhaps if I'd known about that song

that Run DMC track was the most appropriate I had so went with it

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:18, archived)

I am a believer now

www.b3ta.com/board/8690963
or
www.b3ta.com/board/8690870#post8690963

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:15, archived)

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d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:25, archived)

i find this offensive.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:20, archived)

Still better than Idaho.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:08, archived)

*looks where pittsboirg is*

*gets confused as its nowhere near NY*

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)

A doodle.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:46, archived)

love that

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)

Thanks.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)

heart shaped stigmata FTW!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)

What's stigmata?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:52, archived)

When your eye bleeds.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:52, archived)

I thought that was a popped blood vessel?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)

<explains joke>

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astigmatism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/stigmata

WAY TO GO, YOU RUINED IT :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:57, archived)

I has an astigmatism.

My eye doesn't bleed. I don't think. :/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:58, archived)

Fuck, I want a blood vessel.

It would be like a frigate or a destroyer which all flows over with blood and shit.

And has a giant crying eye.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:58, archived)

Sometimes, I want to drill a little hole in the back of your skull, shrink myself and sit inside your head.

It must be fantastic in there.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)

you could travel around in a little pod,

which, if it moved through the veins, arteries and capillaries of the brain, would indeed be a blood vessel.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)

It's not actually that deranged in there.

More a bleak chasm of mind shattering depression and existential terror.

Also there is a room in there with walls which can't be reached and everything seems to be wrapped in a weird white noise.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06, archived)

all aboard the gore-ship!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)

tis what uber religious peoples get...

like where jesus had nails in his hands...

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:53, archived)

oooh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)

freaky shit

you'd be a bit like wtf if all of a sudden your hands started bleeding...first thought wouldn't be ah, look i've got stigmata, i am the lord. it'd be more ah, fuck i'm bleeding, i've been stabbed

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)

Hahahahah

If I randomly start bleeding, I am now going to say 'Ah. look I've got stigmata, I am the lord' xD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01, archived)

Of the dance settee?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:03, archived)

Dancing queen?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:05, archived)

WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:07, archived)

WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND

BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10, archived)

Haha fuck

My mate used to troll servers for some online game a few years ago by just going on and singing that over and again on the mic, and if he couldn't find his mic he would type it out repeatedly.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06, archived)

Did he do it in that stupid high pitched voice Richard Herring used to do aswell?

"No Rich, saying it in a Staccato voice doesn't make it any more true."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10, archived)

Haha

I don't know the tone of voice, he just said he used to sing/type it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:12, archived)

I don't think I've ever actually trolled an online game.

Mainly because the ones I used to go on people used to be inherently amused by me for some bizaare reason. Not even talking or anything, they even laughed solely at the fact I jumped constantly.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:16, archived)

it'll be cake for you tomorrow, i suspect

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:06, archived)

Someone left the cake out in the rain?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:10, archived)

What kind of cake?

Victoria Sponge I hope.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:12, archived)

your profile seems to indicate that its your b3taday

yet your candle has not appeared on the main board

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:13, archived)

You need to donate to get candle icon.

Fuck I remember checking ages ago I seeing that it wasn't for like 6 months.

STUPID TRANSIENT NATURE OF TIME!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:14, archived)

LOL B3TADAY

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:15, archived)

i thought it was a bearded lady being fired out of a giant bottle of water

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:22, archived)

I never got that androgynous erotica I was promised.

Which makes me want to repeal whatever it was you owed me for, which I have completely forgotten.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:23, archived)

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Shada, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)

O CROHATZ FTW

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01, archived)

I HEART CROWHATS. DO YOU?

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Shada, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01, archived)

FUKE YEAH

I HART THEM LIKE SO MUCH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01, archived)

Fuck.

Yes.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)

Well played.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:05, archived)

probably crowhat time.

nice.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:09, archived)

Probably :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:12, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:11, archived)

Pfft.

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MooCow_Byter, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:15, archived)

CROHATS R KEWL

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ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)

It came out really well.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)

more people ought to be branded.

i can think of one crazed, ranting puritan, for instance....

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:01, archived)

Russell Brand-ed.

OH I AM SO FUNNY.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)

...i'll just stick this here

Vince Noir: The Lost Member Of Kiss

i dno, prolly bindun, but it amused me while i was watch the Charlie episode the other night

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)

FotC IS SUPERIOR TO THE BOOSH.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:46, archived)

:33

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Shada, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:48, archived)

very true

but that does not have noel fielding dressed as a panda =P
still awesome

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:49, archived)

i have no idea who he is, but i like the outfit.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:49, archived)

hail the furry king

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:54, archived)

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