(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:37,
archived)
fair enough, however
"Because Adobe's insane pricing policy means that it would be cheaper to fly from London to New York, grab a copy of the software, spend the night in a hotel, and fly back to London the next day!"
One of my fellow honours students was unaware of goatse. Hence, being the fine fellow i am, i educated him.
yesterday he busts into my office and tells me that he found another shock site of a bird with a stretched out and ridiculously pierced twat and how turned on he was by it. :(
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:16,
archived)
Yesterday evening (or night, rather) I finally finished my video for 'Nine Lives' by Midnight Juggernauts. Wanted to do a video for that song for some time now, mainly because of its fantastic pace and powerfull chords. Last weekend I finally started working on it. It features more typography (see my Ben Folds video on youtube) combined with photographic (and a slight bit of real footage) material. I must say it took more time than I could afford.. But I hope you lot find it worth it! I am quite a bit proud :)
(c_kickor, as some people call him,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:00,
archived)
this is 3k over and as a pretend board nazi i must protest
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:02,
archived)
3.28 kB over
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:05,
archived)
dammit i'll never make it as a pedant
i'm washed out of the board hitler youth already
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:08,
archived)
bless their hearts. I love the po-lice. (I'm not taking the piss, I really do)
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:03,
archived)
at lot of my mates have psychology degrees and so got fast tracked into the Rozzers
... they're dead canny most of them (it does change a person though... institutional racism and such like)... special cunt stubbles are a different story - jumped up little pricks (in my limited experience)
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:03,
archived)
Crayons FTW!
Cfb 500kb Tonight I will be almost ruining this to achieve a better finish, I don't really know what it entails yet but I know I have to screw it up and paint some stuff on it.
(Floppy Donkeycrawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:39,
archived)
that's very nice indeed :)
/Morning all. Slight TJ for those of you interested in the 'Daily Mail' saga. Last night, they edited the latest article featuring b3ta images, and added MORE of them to the piece. Check it out yourself, here: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1078027/The-best-credit-crunch-jokes-laughing-way-bank.html This last edit was done at 1:25 AM on 17th October 2008, so WELL after a lot of B3tans replied with comments to the article which obviously went past a moderator. Today could be fun :) Does anyone have a copy of the Mail to hand today to see if they made it into print?
Also, have you read the title of the piece? Are they taking the piss with all this free content they've got?
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:39,
archived)
i get the feeling b3ta are being goaded.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:43,
archived)
same here, and I'm not sure why.
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:44,
archived)
it's an definitely an odd one
i guess we'll have to wait and see how they respond to a few outraged of b3ta letters.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:52,
archived)
Meh,
their standards arent that high though. I mean, Mongychops?!?! ;S
the crayon keeps lifting off the paper as I try to put more on. This paint stuff will have the same effect and I will frame it afterwards, it may well end up on ebay though just for a hoot. :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:31,
archived)
I have to disagree.
My last experience with Buckfast went something like this:
(neds sitting on the stairs in my close, drinking Bucky) Ned: Awright big man. Me: Awright. Ned: Whit team ye support en? Me: *pause* em... St. Johnstone. Ned: St. Johnstone?? They're shite. Me: Aye, but I've always supported them. Ned: But ur ye Rangers St. Johnstone or Celtic St. Johnstone? Me: Neither. Ned: St. Johnstone play in blue but. That means ye like Rangers and we're aw Celtic fans. Me: *thinks, oh fuck* Ned: We're not too happy aboot that, we fucking hate Rangers fans. Me: *getting nervous* Ned: Just kiddin pal, we're aw Rangers fans apart fae wee Kev and he's a wee jake.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:36,
archived)
that's their mentality not the buckfasts fault...they'd act the same no matter what they got their hands on. :)
I drink bucky all the time and have never wanted to start a fight..ya wank!
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:41,
archived)
Yes, you may have a point there.
I've had it a couple of times, but only swigs here and there...
with the exception that I once made a ned-cocktail for a party, consisting of Bucky, White Lightning, MD2020, Tennent's Super, and Grant's Vodka.
It was fucking shocking but highly potent.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:50,
archived)
What's a jake?
Apart from a Jacob. Hmm. I shall attempt to solve this mystery.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:44,
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Jakie pronounced (Jay-K)
scottish word for an alcoholic/drunk usually found sporting a busted leather jacket/tracky top and unshaven.
Main characteristic: Strong smell of pish and booze.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:48,
archived)
So....not a breadchute?
I'd call that an Alex. Because I know an endearing one called that, who used to bunk up at an old biker mate's house (that I also lived in, years ago). Well meaning but JESUS dude, wash.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:50,
archived)
yes this.
ironic, since they were all brown-toothed jakies, the prominent underbelly of Glasgow.
I should point out, that they weren't like that due to being rangers fans. All their kind are fucking bampots. In the afternoon before a celtic vs liverpool match, I was threatened with a rum bottle if I didn't give a similar brown-toothed idiot in a celtic top some money so he could get a refill. A couple of hours later I money was requested from another who could have been his taller twin, who claimed to have a knife until I started running away.
"Just kiddin pal, I just need some cash. Come on, I've no really got a knife."
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:56,
archived)
that was a surprisingly lucid conversation intermingled with juxtapositional humour
I think you found the ned illuminati
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:36,
archived)
I always had him down as more a lager eater
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:51,
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(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:53,
archived)
Edgar Bloomberg
1897 Ferret Hiding Champion
Yes, a RP. But only so I can that highlight the Daily Hate is now stealing content from B3ta. Unleash the Kittens of War, I say. (Next weeks compo - "If the Daily Mail ruled the world " ?)
I keep getting distracted by new techniques and bandwagons. [/;-D
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:15,
archived)
They (The Daily Mail) have tagged many of them.
Whilst they don't mention b3ta explicitly, and I don't in any way support the Daily Heil, they're not the first and won't be the last. I suggest an image challenge that the world's press can't lazily plagerise.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:45,
archived)
the B3ta lynch mob was made aware of this yesterday and is currently formulating a plan of attack.
Mentionign B3ta is a shady bit of legalese which actually means nothing since on the FP B3ta expresses mentions that it holds no copyright/responsibility over the images posted on the site.
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:15,
archived)
hurrah for cock ferrets
(OctoI ruin everything.,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:20,
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I liked what I did yesterday, so I did it again.
...but better
(Captain_lambkinadifferent.me,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:30,
archived)
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:23,
archived)
*waits
waits for "someone must have used my computer while i was at lunch." excuse to be trawled out, in the next email!
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:25,
archived)
that won't cut it, i think.
thay have a small office staff, and whatever happens, i am still holding out for an apology.
and a buttload of dvds and cash.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:40,
archived)
is there any correlation between size of butt and amounts?
If so, you must make measurements.
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:46,
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i like big butts and i cannot lie.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:47,
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other brothers cant deny...
*unsure lyrics
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:51,
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Flounce averted.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:25,
archived)
LOOK DOWN!
or up. and a bit to the right.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:25,
archived)
Ok that's awesome.
You have my full support and may use my name to whatever ends you see fit.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:31,
archived)
heh, thanks!
dear barbara's boss: this guy i know on the internet says barbara's a clod and therefore you owe me lots of money."
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:32,
archived)
Make sure you tell him about my ministerial postion.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:38,
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barbara's boss is a ladyboss.
the owner is a manman and he seems to have a totally female staff.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:39,
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He sounds like my kind of manman.
At my last job I was the only manman working with nine ladywomen. I thought it would be utter hell and it was.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:40,
archived)
dude, I'm a librarian
I'm up to my ears in rank, bitter old snatch
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:49,
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i thought libraries were full of books.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:50,
archived)
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN MAN
WE BURNED ALL THE BOOKS AND REPLACED THEM WITH COMPUTERS AND VIDEOGAMES
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:50,
archived)
Shrivelled cunt and vidya games?
WHERE'S MY LIBRARY CARD?!
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:03,
archived)
"rank,bitter, snatch"
*ace line
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:53,
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yeah, that came out a lot more misogynistic than I intended.
but in some cases, it's undeniably true.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:55,
archived)
RBS IS SHIT.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56,
archived)
haha
well spotted!
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:08,
archived)
my life is all about the alphabet.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:22,
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That would make you an alphabetician
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:29,
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i prefer "underemployed ball of stink", but six of one, half dozen of the other.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:38,
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i know someone who help with low self esteem
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:17,
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Hahah, I worked in a coffee shop so alot of mine were pretty hot.
I love the word 'snatch'. I said to my friend the other day, "Where's Emilia?" and he said, "She's at the doctors, getting her barbed-wire snatch treated." I laughed so hard I nearly got cystitis myself.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:54,
archived)
hahahaaaahhhhaaaaa
just laughed up a lung
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56,
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(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56,
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Due to cutbacks and credit crunching 99% of women staff where i work have been p45'd
they are luxuries in the good times, extravegances in the lean times.
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:51,
archived)
I want your beard.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:21,
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i can grow you one in about two hours. hang on.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:25,
archived)
Safe as fuck spar.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:31,
archived)
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:28,
archived)
"Maybe my beard had just grow."
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:30,
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i was just about to do that. mindpiss averted.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:31,
archived)
Do it anyway.
The internet is nothing without repitition.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:32,
archived)
that's why pearoasts are our friends.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:33,
archived)
Well, if we're reposting, I've got about three things from the last few days.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:39,
archived)
there was a well-known concert here in 1978 that was called 'the last pogo'.
the record was brilliant, lots of just-about-to-die firstgen punk bands thrashing about. there was a film, too, that ended hilariously because the cameraman got booted out of the club when a fight started. the sound guys recorded everything and they used to play the music/fight noises while a black screen was projected.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:44,
archived)
Where's here?
That sounds like the sort of story you could dine out on.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:45,
archived)
toronto.
i wasn't at the concert, slightly too young for that but i did get to see a few of the bands in the next couple of years.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:52,
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Everything I know about Toronto
I learnt from Abdominal's T-Ode.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:58,
archived)
if you want a youtube experience of toronto, go for:
My new coffee machine was delivered today and I've drunk an entire bag of delicious machu pichu coffee in one day. It's got a timer and will start making coffee at 12 tomorrow. But best of all, it was completely free!
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:04,
archived)
You drank a moutain?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
(JeruWar and Piss,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:06,
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NOTHING.
EVERYTHING IS RIGHT NOW I HAVE THE POWER OF THE MOUNTAIN. I think I'm going to do a challenge entry. That'll occupy me.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:08,
archived)
Power of a mountain eh?
I knew someone like that, bitten by a radioactive Mount Kilimanjaro as a kid.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:16,
archived)
All the cunt will be absorbed by it been a cunt.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:52,
archived)
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:41,
archived)
HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK?
I just laughed really loudly.
*saved for future meme use*
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:15,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:16,
archived)
This commands a greater response.
We have a new freebase on our hands you say nothing. What a let down.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:17,
archived)
Perhaps, but I think you may be over estimating its usefulness.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:21,
archived)
We'll see
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:24,
archived)
It's pretty special.
In my head, I always think of you, postbear, rapitinui, and gronkpan as the super gay shift four. Like you all own the gay shift and the rest of us are just your guests.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:24,
archived)
but dyslexia is sexier.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:30,
archived)
is this 'kitchen cleaning' code for some disgusting sexual hygiene effort?
i used to work with a guy who would douche before he got fucked and refer to the event as "evicting the tenants". sometimes he wouldn't feel a pressing need, though, and he'd just "clean the lobby".
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:57,
archived)
Earlier Rapitinui told me he was going to 'feed the snake'.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21,
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i'm not so good at the pulsations.
i tried, though.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:25,
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indeed, it can be infuriating.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:29,
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*glees*
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:30,
archived)
i'd never have that kind of patience.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:30,
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the anim i did with mofaha's monster and morph
i copy/pasted the monster into each frame individually then went back and applied the pulsation to each frame. not fun, but gratifying in the end.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:33,
archived)
Yep
worth it in the end :)
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:34,
archived)
i always tried to keep my anims clean
but that little squirt of poo was the funniest thing i'd done in a while, in my own opinion. i guess the next one should have bumsex in it... natural progression
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:38,
archived)
i think i understand that.
i just toggled it up and down and to the side in photoshop then picked slightly different frame orders in imageready.
that's probably all wrong, but it's what i've figured out.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:35,
archived)
start simple
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:33,
archived)
See this is what I hate about Indy.
No-one ever passes anyone.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:36,
archived)
but dude, HOT DOGS
think of the hot dogs
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:38,
archived)
i did, at first.
the first moving image i made was crap, but worse crap than what i make now.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:39,
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oh well
I started simple
then stopped
so I'm no help
have the letter "o"
o
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:40,
archived)
o
superman.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:48,
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(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:32,
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FUCK
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:32,
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FUCKMONSTER.
ALSO: DOES ANYONE HERE WHO ALSO POSTS ON FLICKR have a clear idea of what the guidelines are regarding 'erotic' pics? i emailed flickr and they sent me back a form response that showed their robot had picked out keywords from my inquiry but didn't answer my questions.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:37,
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I don't know, I've seen a fair few nudie shots in flickr.
most of them rubbish
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:39,
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i doubt someone of your exacting tastes would find much on flickr to have a satisfactory wank to
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:46,
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well, I haven't actually looked for anything in particular..
and I'm at work, so I probably shouldn't
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:50,
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well, there are 'safe' ratings and such.
i tried reading up on what you can post (pretty much anything), but you (or your pics) get labelled 'restricted' and i have questions about that.
very unhelpful reading the faq and discussion threads on the topic of erotica, by the way. there's a lot of whinging on the part of the anti-porn brigade.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:46,
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They don't care
some of it is like a porn site
(Bobson Iwho milks the milkmen?,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:41,
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not enough of it for my tastes.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:48,
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Your account will be reviewed by a human at some point.
If you've categorized everything properly and the images are legal, I don't think they'll give you any problems.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:47,
archived)
they'll be legal.
i just want to know if everything i post is going to be restricted if i post sexypics, or if just one set will.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:51,
archived)
Not sure.
You can definitely set restrictions per individual photo. And I think it's possible to set your account as 'mixed content' or something.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:55,
archived)
oh yes?
*will invetigate this later*
thanks!
edit: don't you pervs go look at my flickr pages.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:59,
archived)
ART.
with tits.
and cock.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:51,
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