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# There's a tree in the sky!

Cloud tree FTW!
apols for unshopped real photo-ness
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# That's lovely.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# miniature mushroom cloud?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Tut tut tut
I knew nuclear powered planes was a bad idea
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# it's a proper rain forest in the making
cut it down.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# hah
:D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
... if only there were some way to monetize the could forests then they could be preserved for all of us.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# hahahah
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# or maybe the little cloud people have started nuclear testing...NO YOU FOOLS!!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# if only we'd stopped them enriching cloud unraium
:(
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# 'tis a portent of doom so it is!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# fluid dynamics ftw
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# a palm 3
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# PLAM TREES!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Let's plam for fun and profit!
^_^
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# The best laid plams of meece and mon aft gang aglay!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Fcksling shitfmlny! plaSm!
*shakes fist/fits VIGOorusly*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# VIIIIIIIIIIIIIGO!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# so
there is... how odd.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
:D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# whoah
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I can't see it :(
And I love clouds.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Thas really unshopped!?
How long did it stay for?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I went to take another photo and it was on the lean, probably only a couple of minutes
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# i would have drawn a girl holding onto the floaty cloud
but i just uninstalled photoshop. cs4 is out there people.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# can't afford it
and refuse to steal :(
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# fair enough, however
"Because Adobe's insane pricing policy means that it would be cheaper to fly from London to New York, grab a copy of the software, spend the night in a hotel, and fly back to London the next day!"

www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2008/09/29/adobe-cs4-pricing-plain-wrong

they have basically said they don't mind people downloading it. they get their money from business licenses.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# if that were the case they should provide a download link
for artists such as ourselves instead of trying to just look cool, then threaten people at a later date
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hmm, mind you, i didn't like CS3
mind you, "Content-Aware Scaling" sounds very flash
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# "There's a tree in the sky"
"an angel told me why"
"we're all gonna die"
"FUCK FALLING TREE RAIN"
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Very pretty
some engineer has a machine that makes clouds in the shape of corporate logos, and they stay in shape for some time floating away...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# what? what? SCIENCE?
we need cdc clouds

maybe dyed magenta
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Yes i did think that
and i reckon every b3tan thinks that way...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# yes, that's because we are all grown up and not prone to frivolity
:D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Paul McCartney once dropped dry ice onto clouds in Moscow
to stop it raining on him
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# what, personally?
I thought it was concrete powder that the government used (they do it on most national holidays or so I heard years ago)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# That's not shopped?
Weird! What caused that I wonder? Asteroid airburst? :D Did you hear any loud bangs a few mins earlier? Send it in to this weather forum, maybe they can figure it out :)
www.ukweatherworld.co.uk/forum/forums/forum-view.asp?fid=20
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# That doesn't look real!
Mighty fine photee sir!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Every big city has its mad cat lady.

Kyoto is no exception. I was too sacred not to give her some money...

Morning all!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I see she has a bald pussy
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# you miss
nothing...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Better bald than grey
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# :S my head hair is going grey fast. my pubes are still black though
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Thank fuck
I was beginning to get worried
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# the good news about your pubes!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# there's nowt wrong with grey hair
at all
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I'd rather be bald than grey
and it's happening faster than I cae for
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# keep telling yourself that..baldy
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Pfft!
Does anyone here watch Beautiful People?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# yep through binoculars with a box of tissues handy
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Arf!
Silly Kebab! Did you see the pic I linked of Nell McAndrew for you the other day after you moaned about the lack of muff?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# oh noes i only saw the one with tits but no fanny
ed: aw you can bearly tell between pubes and shadow. :(

here we go
www.sexylabia.com/images/imag2/tanned-pussy2.jpg

(ok, you're a fucktard if you think that's sfw.)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I'll grab it...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# i'd grab it too
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Here you are:
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# i have a horrible tale about porn.
One of my fellow honours students was unaware of goatse. Hence, being the fine fellow i am, i educated him.

yesterday he busts into my office and tells me that he found another shock site of a bird with a stretched out and ridiculously pierced twat and how turned on he was by it. :(
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# :S
I am scared to ask if you have a link....
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# cant find it. I went to the site he said, heaven666, but that just seems to be porn
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hehehe nice
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# \o/
Japan is one of my MOST favourite places...

it's almost all win.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Very much so!
I lived there for two years...
Mind you, I'd had enough by the end...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I was only ever there for just over a week
but I'd rip off my arm to get back for a while.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hello you!
How's tings and that?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# just dandy
i hope you are in equally fine fettle, hale and hearty and full of the joys of spring too.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Oh yes...
Not working at the mo (starting supply soon) so spending far too much time on here.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# you live here
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# what
do you object to? File size is under 250k. Image size? Why not make it easier to see?
I don't get it.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I finished it!! A new videoclip I did for no reason at all.. click!

Click it! :)


Yesterday evening (or night, rather) I finally finished my video for 'Nine Lives' by Midnight Juggernauts.
Wanted to do a video for that song for some time now, mainly because of its fantastic pace and powerfull chords.
Last weekend I finally started working on it. It features more typography (see my Ben Folds video on youtube)
combined with photographic (and a slight bit of real footage) material.
I must say it took more time than I could afford.. But I hope you lot find it worth it! I am quite a bit proud :)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# this is 3k over and as a pretend board nazi i must protest
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# 3.28 kB over
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# dammit i'll never make it as a pedant
i'm washed out of the board hitler youth already
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# truly stunning
very professional -- well done.

WEOO YAY HOOPLA PANOWIE!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# you're a fucking legend you, you're gonna go far.........very very far.
*prophecies*

*embassy burns to the ground*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# thanks :)
/hopes

/burns
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# looks pretty cool but my internet is capped to bumfuckery
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# your internet only lets you look
at gay porn?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# doesn't everybody's?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ... is this a gay porn site?
*looks around*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhaahha-oh wait, i just noticed it's kebab, i should have guessed.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Wow,
Just WOW!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# that's
jolly profesh... well done!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# you talented bugger
and i'm overjoyed the green line won, it was backing it from the start.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# damn
i read that as 'pornographic material' and am disappointed
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
which part?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# ace..what was it made with?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# After Effects
it's like photoshop, for video
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# always wanted to learn that
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# you can still do that
the learning curve is quite flat
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Nicely done!
Woo Yay!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# It's ambigram tiem
(Well, a thing a bit like an ambigram)

By hinted request:
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# That's really well done.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# SOOOOOOOOO snazzy!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# cor! cheers!
*glees*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# don't pander to him
you've no idea where it's going to end.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# He'll probably sue flatfrog
for using his name . . .

*scarpers*


(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha that's marvellous!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# crikey!
try mine then

or god save the queen
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Ha
I might just do that.

But right now I have a Swedish man wanting his website finished.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Max von Sydow's World of Sausages?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Exactly this
But with less porn
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# this^
pander to me, because i'm worth it.

also, i forgot to say nicely done.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I tried but just kept drawing boobs
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# *Cleeek*
Magnificent!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Awesomeness!
Bet you cant do me ;)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# very
clever!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# clever
stuff!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# HINT!
*hints
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# noice
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Apologies for the largeness
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I wonder why...
she's the seamiest dancer!!

Woo!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Even with the seems she would still get it though :D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Hilarity in .gif form
but you may want to link it for the sake of people's bandwidth.

Not mine, you understand, as I'm stealing the company's internet. But other, law abiding, citizens.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# where are these law abiding citizens of which you speak?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I'm honestly sure
that apart from small children, I don't think I've EVER met a law-abiding citizen. Everyone does or has done something.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I'm doing it right now
and it feeeeels goooooood
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# At the moment I am crime-free.
This is because I'm not at my house.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# but you're responsible for what's in your house
... so in the eyes of the law...

which is a chuffing liberty because all the filth I know are out of their gourds most of the time on coke anyway.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# :D I've smoked with many a copper
bless their hearts. I love the po-lice. (I'm not taking the piss, I really do)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# at lot of my mates have psychology degrees and so got fast tracked into the Rozzers
... they're dead canny most of them (it does change a person though... institutional racism and such like)... special cunt stubbles are a different story - jumped up little pricks (in my limited experience)

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# what's a law abiding citizen?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I've never met one
But, apparently, they all read the Daily Mail.

"Law Abiding, British tax-payers who give their money to the guvmint to fund the 6 bed mansion full of immigrunts *foam, froth*"
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Ahhh. I thought they all read the Daily Telegraph
"Law abiding fair dinkum battlers duped by bank"
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# someone who hasn't been caught yet?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# she's squirmy,
does she need to go potty?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# alisee?
alize?

jailbait frenchy cant spell her name
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# That gave me a very seamful roffle

Good morning the good folks of /board!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# seamless
but delightfully sexy.

What are you making these in? if you're using gimp you can optimise for gif, in the filters, animations menu

in potatoshit i believe you can tell it how big you want the file

ed: here 97 kb www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1224233802/palopt.gif
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# all seams fine by me



(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# PWHOAR!!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# arf!
have an oldy
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I am delighted to recognise mr. Blair and his flute there.
morning gstq!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# good morning sir
go on, slip in one of your fine snake charmer images, you know you want to.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Haha, alright then
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# ahahahah!!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Love it!
:)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# this is delightful
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# haha
*applauds*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# consider my squildo graped
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# hahahaha, brill!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Crayons FTW!

Cfb 500kb

Tonight I will be almost ruining this to achieve a better finish,
I don't really know what it entails yet but I know I have to screw it up and paint some stuff on it.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# w00000t
*Crayons high five*

but she looks a bit like a monkey
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# that's very nice indeed :)
/Morning all. Slight TJ for those of you interested in the 'Daily Mail' saga. Last night, they edited the latest article featuring b3ta images, and added MORE of them to the piece. Check it out yourself, here:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1078027/The-best-credit-crunch-jokes-laughing-way-bank.html
This last edit was done at 1:25 AM on 17th October 2008, so WELL after a lot of B3tans replied with comments to the article which obviously went past a moderator.
Today could be fun :)
Does anyone have a copy of the Mail to hand today to see if they made it into print?


Also, have you read the title of the piece? Are they taking the piss with all this free content they've got?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# i get the feeling b3ta are being goaded.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# same here, and I'm not sure why.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# it's an definitely an odd one
i guess we'll have to wait and see how they respond to a few outraged of b3ta letters.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Meh,
their standards arent that high though. I mean, Mongychops?!?! ;S
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# JULIE MOULT IS AN IDIOT
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# is some kind of revenge plan in progress, yet?
BTW who did the line-rider one? Brilliant!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I'm working on the obligatory 'legal' email which went to the Times and the Sun before
and that worked for me, so I'll see what happens
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# That's not on
I think a bit of collective legal action is in order!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# did Rob ever finish law school?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# it's ALL b3ta!
... I would get the Daily Hate -- but they would involve buying it... I can pop down to the press office later if no one else has a copy.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# They won't even give you a brown paper bag anymore
when you buy it.

It's soooooooo embarassing
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# You have to hide it inside a copy of Big Jugs Monthly just to conceal the embarrasment
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Which you can't do because of the silver bags.
Ahem. I mean pornography? In a shop? Down with that sort of thing.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
naughty girl.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I have some class, y'know
...Razzle Reader's Wives
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# God bless Razzle.
Razzle and voluptuous, those are the only ones in my house now. Voluptuous mainly because it's one of the most cheering magazines in the world.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Big Jugs Monthly is a half sized periodical
I tend to prefer Preposterously Large Jugs, which is printed on A3
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I don't - but I need to go to the shops
Shall I pick one up?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# don't buy it unless you have to, it is only the Mail after all.
have a scan through it first! I'm now off out to have a look myself
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Fair do's
I shall await your return
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *deploys smoke and mirrors*
*wraps cape around me and is gone, into the night*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# if it's the same as yesterday, it'll be web only
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# best to make sure, and anyway, it's mainly for a cake run!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# in that case, permission granted
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# wear some marigolds
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Oh dear.
I notice there's no author ;)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# The cheeky gits!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# holy shit
thats mine in there. well bugger me standards are dropping

i shall invent a watermark immediately, altho ive no idea how to do it
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Hooray!
Excellent work.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# crayolatastic! excellent stuff, sir!
'ningles all! Thank fuck it's friday...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Thank fuck indeed
Busy day today for me though :(
'ning!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Me too
I'm doing three people's work today and Monday.

Woo fucking hoo
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# haha
nicely done, mr productive.

I attempted van Gogh's skeleton in biro and fag-ash last night, but I fucked it and couldn't be arsed.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Thank you
That's a shame, I hope my effect works, my other half reckons it'll make it look loads better, I have my reservations.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
As if you ever need an excuse to get out your crayons you loser ;)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# :D
You're right, I'm really liking them!
I may re-do the face tonight, looks far too masculine.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# You haven't read The Da Vinci Code then?
THE MONA LISA WAS A MAN!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# THIS^
is lovely. Give it a once over with some bees wax and frame it.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# It won't take any more wax on it
the crayon keeps lifting off the paper as I try to put more on.
This paint stuff will have the same effect and I will frame it afterwards, it may well end up on ebay though just for a hoot.
:)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Awesome
/re-lurks
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Shears buddy!
Thank you all!
:)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Morning all
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Nail the hippy to a tree.
Edit: Ningles, all - sorry for being nawty yesterday. I'm much better for having a huge amount of beer last night.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# what did you do?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# who cares lets boil him in oil!!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# yeah! he looks funny!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# haha


edit: I think this was my first ever anim
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hehehehehe
Free Image Hosting
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# yay rusty far eye
*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# 'ey mon
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I like the Pope
cos the Pope smokes dope
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# shopped only please
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# He's not the King of MY Jews *spits*
Shitty Gibson.

Now I want to skip.

Oh no hang on.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# is that saddam or mad max?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# the latter
he looks a bit like saddam though
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# This reminds me of the song Drug Dealing God by Corporate Avenger.
'Ning b3ta.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Arf!
Ningles
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Blessed are the Buckfast drinkers..ning
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I have to disagree.
My last experience with Buckfast went something like this:

(neds sitting on the stairs in my close, drinking Bucky)
Ned: Awright big man.
Me: Awright.
Ned: Whit team ye support en?
Me: *pause* em... St. Johnstone.
Ned: St. Johnstone?? They're shite.
Me: Aye, but I've always supported them.
Ned: But ur ye Rangers St. Johnstone or Celtic St. Johnstone?
Me: Neither.
Ned: St. Johnstone play in blue but. That means ye like Rangers and we're aw Celtic fans.
Me: *thinks, oh fuck*
Ned: We're not too happy aboot that, we fucking hate Rangers fans.
Me: *getting nervous*
Ned: Just kiddin pal, we're aw Rangers fans apart fae wee Kev and he's a wee jake.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# that's their mentality not the buckfasts fault...they'd act the same no matter what they got their hands on. :)

I drink bucky all the time and have never wanted to start a fight..ya wank!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Yes, you may have a point there.
I've had it a couple of times, but only swigs here and there...

with the exception that I once made a ned-cocktail for a party, consisting of Bucky, White Lightning, MD2020, Tennent's Super, and Grant's Vodka.

It was fucking shocking but highly potent.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# What's a jake?
Apart from a Jacob. Hmm. I shall attempt to solve this mystery.

Jacobs ladder/Edmund Blackadder. Edmund/Redmond. Redmond/Headwound. Headwound/Breadchute.

He's a breadchute?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Jakie pronounced (Jay-K)
scottish word for an alcoholic/drunk usually found sporting a busted leather jacket/tracky top and unshaven.

Main characteristic: Strong smell of pish and booze.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# So....not a breadchute?
I'd call that an Alex. Because I know an endearing one called that, who used to bunk up at an old biker mate's house (that I also lived in, years ago). Well meaning but JESUS dude, wash.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# yes this.
ironic, since they were all brown-toothed jakies, the prominent underbelly of Glasgow.

I should point out, that they weren't like that due to being rangers fans. All their kind are fucking bampots. In the afternoon before a celtic vs liverpool match, I was threatened with a rum bottle if I didn't give a similar brown-toothed idiot in a celtic top some money so he could get a refill. A couple of hours later I money was requested from another who could have been his taller twin, who claimed to have a knife until I started running away.

"Just kiddin pal, I just need some cash. Come on, I've no really got a knife."
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# that was a surprisingly lucid conversation intermingled with juxtapositional humour
I think you found the ned illuminati
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I always had him down as more a lager eater
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# So that's what Jeebus would do...
:D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# the ten commandments i could understand
at least a tablet of stone is weatherproof, but bibles as a patio is madness.

'ning.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# jerasta!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Smoke 'em if you got 'em
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:58, archived)
# hahhaahahahah.
hahahah.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:04, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)
# hehehe
I take it I'm not the only one thats finding since the newsletter's been added to the header menu it wrapped onto the next line?

EDIT: Just me then:P
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# it's been doing that forever.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Yeah but you've probably got a 15" monitor.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
# *sobs*
it's a laptop. 14in i think
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
# You've got a little one:P
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# unlike my other little one, the laptop has been used by others for ammusement purposes
including women *prouds*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Jusst a shame your other one is a stand alone:P
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# my tower is more powerfull
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Yes but you need to get rid of the viruses.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# i have no viruses, i run linux. tends to explain why i don't get any, or the opportunity to get any.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# i'm not familiar with the word dinding
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Nor have I.
Nor do I know what made you say this?!

*whistles innocently*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:43, archived)
# The Din Dings
they're that shit band that everyone likes, aren't they?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)
# 'ningles teh Scaramanga.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Ningles teh ghosty!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# make me
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)
# *gets a k3b/-\b making kit*
OK
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Care for your new k3b/-\b:
Stretch regularly and keep moist.
Recommended foods:
Beer and sausages.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Naaa.
I don't care for my new k3b/-\b:P
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# haha!!
*smokes*
*coughs*


(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# such a girl
*smokes*
*looks cool*
*gets ladies*

ning!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# oh!!
*smokes*
*looks cool*
*gets cancer*

arses
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha
'ningles all!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# *flips spliff into mouth*
Morning all. This is one of many reasons why I and Little Huey, Lord of the Pimps should be married.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I haven't done that for years!
but being a back-roller it could all end in tears.
Morning Cap'n
:)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I only do it one out of ten
and GUARANTFUCKINGTEED there's never anyone around to see it. My dad saw it once, and told me off for being a smug arse.

:D Ningles
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# rather than telling you off for dope smoking?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# He'd be a right hypocrite if he did.
Have you seen Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels? Imagine Barry the Baptist and cross him with Howard Marks. That's my pops.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# hahah
and no.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# wasted on you then.
But yeah.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# hahaha oh shit.
I read that twice, and saw "spluff" both times.

Only after I read XLVII's comment, did I realise it said "spliff" although I know he loves the spluff too.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Of all the things I wouldn't say
that's one of the few.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I think I could talk you into it/force you
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# If anyone's going to rape me, I'm glad it's you.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I promise not to run into the night immediately when I'm finished.
We can talk for a while.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# You'll take off my gag? You old romantic.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Everything I do (I do it for you)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I've seen too much Bill Bailey to take that song seriously any more...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
Morning!
:D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Guten morning
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# arf
ning b3ta

we played our second-ever live venue last night, and were fucking awful
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Hooray!
That means your next one should be great.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# haHA!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# some guy asked us when we were playing again
cos he liked our sound

chancer
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ah well, if no one heckelled with 'fuck off' you're alright!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Robin Banks
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Monster Month - 17th October - The Elusive Norwich Jazz Monkey


No more for me on here this weekend, but the rest will be up here - pagettypol.blogspot.com
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:41, archived)
# Hail!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:42, archived)
# HEAL ME
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:46, archived)
# Wobbly Cat scares me!
 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:05, archived)
# woah. holy shit.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Have a good weekend :)
/Ubiquitous Ipswich Funk Tapir
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:42, archived)
# that's no monkey, that's kermit in disguise
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Edgar Bloomberg
1897 Ferret Hiding Champion


Yes, a RP. But only so I can that highlight the Daily Hate is now stealing content from B3ta. Unleash the Kittens of War, I say.
(Next weeks compo - "If the Daily Mail ruled the world " ?)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1078027/The-best-credit-crunch-jokes-laughing-way-bank.html

EDIT : Dang. Yes, I fail.
I failed to spot the B3ta attributions.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)
# Not stolen. Ref is there.
The website B3ta.com asked readers to post images which reflected the banking crisis
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:40, archived)
# Yeah but the problem is it credits b3ta for the work not the individual.
And they used roodiedoodie's original cartoon. That is a complete and blatant copyrite infringement!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)
# I would have to agree.
That one was/is a clear violation.

Just noting the fine print, lol.
It is hidden as hard as they could.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I always just love the way that the people who do this sort of thing always have to made a pseudo-humourous atter the image
As it to make it their won.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Haha
Two of those were by me. Will have to look into watermarking stuff now.
*prouds*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:40, archived)
# Unique Idiom beats watermarking every time.
I knew when/by looking, and remembering too.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:44, archived)
# I'm not good enough for an idiom.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Still working at it myself too.
I keep getting distracted by new
techniques and bandwagons. [/;-D

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# They (The Daily Mail) have tagged many of them.
Whilst they don't mention b3ta explicitly, and I don't in any way support the Daily Heil, they're not the first and won't be the last.
I suggest an image challenge that the world's press can't lazily plagerise.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:45, archived)
# I'm John McCain and I endorse this sentiment.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:56, archived)
# I believe
the B3ta lynch mob was made aware of this yesterday and is currently formulating a plan of attack.

Mentionign B3ta is a shady bit of legalese which actually means nothing since on the FP B3ta expresses mentions that it holds no copyright/responsibility over the images posted on the site.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# hurrah for cock ferrets
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I liked what I did yesterday, so I did it again.

...but better
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:30, archived)
# Top stuff!
Looks like Rogue Trooper's into watersports ;)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:38, archived)
# Arghh my childhood of comics is soiled!!! :P
 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:39, archived)
# I think I'm the only one awake.
I like this. What was yesterday's one?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:38, archived)
# Message 8842235 it is there
 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:41, archived)
# Cool stuff, could you upload a high res. picca and mail me the link?
I wanna have it as wallpaper
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I just keep thinking "Rapanui" every time I see this dude...


/hope the size is respectable, folks.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# spatooom

I am going to bed again now.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:59, archived)
# 'night-night.
spores in the city? are they going shopping and fucking and drinking?

i did another sepia thing.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# that would totally make me subscribe all over your channel.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)
# i have to make some videos that aren't porn.
a smaller version is now my flickr icon too since someone told me my old one "made me look hot but retarded".

also:
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)
# here's mine
 


YIFF? YIFF!?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)
# hehe. bunrab!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# OI! posty...whats the upshot on the hate mail?
*is hopelessly out of touch
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# I asked this last night and got no reply.
I'm going to flounce if he answers you.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# sorry, i had exercises to do and replied a bit late.
let me dig up the post i made last night which explains all.

edit: here for you (both).
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:23, archived)
# *waits
waits for "someone must have used my computer while i was at lunch." excuse to be trawled out, in the next email!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# that won't cut it, i think.
thay have a small office staff, and whatever happens, i am still holding out for an apology.

and a buttload of dvds and cash.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)
# is there any correlation between size of butt and amounts?
If so, you must make measurements.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:46, archived)
# i like big butts and i cannot lie.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:47, archived)
# other brothers cant deny...
*unsure lyrics
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Flounce averted.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# LOOK DOWN!
or up. and a bit to the right.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Ok that's awesome.
You have my full support and may use my name to whatever ends you see fit.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# heh, thanks!
dear barbara's boss:
this guy i know on the internet says barbara's a clod and therefore you owe me lots of money."
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# Make sure you tell him about my ministerial postion.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# barbara's boss is a ladyboss.
the owner is a manman and he seems to have a totally female staff.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# He sounds like my kind of manman.
At my last job I was the only manman working with nine ladywomen.
I thought it would be utter hell and it was.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)
# dude, I'm a librarian
 
I'm up to my ears in rank, bitter old snatch
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:49, archived)
# i thought libraries were full of books.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)
# WHERE'VE YOU BEEN MAN
 
WE BURNED ALL THE BOOKS AND REPLACED THEM WITH COMPUTERS AND VIDEOGAMES
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:50, archived)
# Shrivelled cunt and vidya games?
WHERE'S MY LIBRARY CARD?!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:03, archived)
# "rank,bitter, snatch"
*ace line
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)
# yeah, that came out a lot more misogynistic than I intended.
 
but in some cases, it's undeniably true.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:55, archived)
# RBS IS SHIT.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# haha
well spotted!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:08, archived)
# my life is all about the alphabet.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:22, archived)
# That would make you an alphabetician
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:29, archived)
# i prefer "underemployed ball of stink", but six of one, half dozen of the other.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:38, archived)
# i know someone who help with low self esteem
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Hahah, I worked in a coffee shop so alot of mine were pretty hot.
I love the word 'snatch'. I said to my friend the other day, "Where's Emilia?" and he said, "She's at the doctors, getting her barbed-wire snatch treated." I laughed so hard I nearly got cystitis myself.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# hahahaaaahhhhaaaaa
just laughed up a lung
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# I TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT, BUT IT'S HARD
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:59, archived)
# *spends rest of night watching cramps vids
awesome
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:02, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:11, archived)
# probably the only band to have used the word 'potentate' in a lyric
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:17, archived)
# well, there's Ray Stevens' "Shriners' Convention"
but that's a spoken passage, rather than part of a rhyme scheme.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRC2fdDVMiI
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# mind bleach...NOW
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:28, archived)
# WELL YOU SAID POTENTATE
 
DANG
 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:40, archived)
# that would have been good for a game we used to play.
we'd sit around and throw out words and everyone would have to name a song or whatever with that word in it.

my all-time stump-the-opponent word was 'corrugated'.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Trouser press baby, wooooyaeah.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:25, archived)
# DO IT ALL YOU CAN, IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN
THE PRE-FABRICATED, CONCRETE COAL BUNKER!
 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:27, archived)
# i don't mean a hampstead nursery.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:06, archived)
# i had to look that up to get it.
ha.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:03, archived)
# it's an academic library
so most of the students are pretty tasty.

mmmmmmm.. forbidden arse
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Due to cutbacks and credit crunching 99% of women staff where i work have been p45'd
they are luxuries in the good times, extravegances in the lean times.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:51, archived)
# I want your beard.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# i can grow you one in about two hours. hang on.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Safe as fuck spar.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# "Maybe my beard had just grow."
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# i was just about to do that. mindpiss averted.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Do it anyway.
The internet is nothing without repitition.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# that's why pearoasts are our friends.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)
# Well, if we're reposting, I've got about three things from the last few days.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# there was a well-known concert here in 1978 that was called 'the last pogo'.
the record was brilliant, lots of just-about-to-die firstgen punk bands thrashing about. there was a film, too, that ended hilariously because the cameraman got booted out of the club when a fight started. the sound guys recorded everything and they used to play the music/fight noises while a black screen was projected.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:44, archived)
# Where's here?
That sounds like the sort of story you could dine out on.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# toronto.
i wasn't at the concert, slightly too young for that but i did get to see a few of the bands in the next couple of years.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:52, archived)
# Everything I know about Toronto
I learnt from Abdominal's T-Ode.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# if you want a youtube experience of toronto, go for:
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:02, archived)
# omar is win win win!
howdy pb love yr beard!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# hey zank! how's things?
beard is thick and bushy now, and i need a haircut.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# ahhhahhah.
 

 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# "KICK OUT THE JAAAAAAMS MUTHA FUCKEEEEEEERRSSSSSSS-AAH"
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:55, archived)
# it's not a party until these ladies start dancing.
oh, and it's a DANTS PARTY when those blue and yellow plastic 50s fetish dancers appear.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Go mosh girl
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Do it anyway.
The internet is nothing without repitition.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)
# BANKS
Are you still trying to save the world economy?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:49, archived)
# iain banks and annE frank's plastic tanks.
hell yeah, me and some fossils are sorting everything out. just you wait.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# Woo.
CYA
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)
# Oooh I like this.
Very much.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)
# I LIK
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)
# LIK A BRIK
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:27, archived)
# JETHRO DULL.
also: goodnight, i am abed.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Influence of b3ta...
A friend send me this comic, and this was the first thing I thought...



Click for bigger (106KB)
*edit* oh yeah, and apple-ogies to whoever drew it first
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:29, archived)
# Thet Luigi's a slut.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:03, archived)
# yes...
...your version is MUCH better!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)
# give me head until i'm dead.
/70s t-shirt blog.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# ugh
I made the mistake of replying to some political comments on a youtube video

I feel like I need a shower now
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)
# Got a face full of lobbed asparagus?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
# sometimes reading youtube comments is like lifting a rock
 
except when I left a rock I'm not sickened and disgusted by what crawls out
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)
# I liken it to rolling in mud.
It can be the best thing ever if you're in the right state, but no matter what, you're going to wind up feeling dirty.

Also, you're essentially covering yourself with decomposed centuries-old shit and corpses.
OK I SUCK AT ANALOGIES.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:47, archived)
# YEAH, YOU SUCK LIKE A BRICK.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)
# i try and hold my tongue/fingers for those.
i'm just rude to donk.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
# also they didn't nest properly.
 
they just appeared at the top, which is odd
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# nest full of two-headed snaxe.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)
# ...not there... not there... not there...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:25, archived)
# ha ha...
...silly leatherhead!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)
# give her a break, she wanted to learn to drive.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)
# E-gad brain!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:29, archived)
# YOU WILL OBEY THE MOLELADY!!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:30, archived)
# HYPNOHAG.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# she needs to pair up
with that creepybloke from Lost Highway.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:45, archived)
# I'm at your house. Call me.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:57, archived)
# the call...
...it's coming from inside the house!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# heh.
someone should leave a dvd of this woman on gronkpan's doorstep.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:58, archived)
# knowing the neighbourhood I live in, it'd get stolen in five minutes
DO IT.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# DUDE. DUUUDE.
I hope the kitchen is clean.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:56, archived)
# WHOA
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)
# no reason
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# awww...
...twins.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# fantastic.
Somany Mccains, so little time.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Where my Chundercats too then?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)
# I AM GOING TO BUTT OFF TO BED NOW.
BUTTNIGHT, PEOPLE. BUTTNIGHT.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# I'm not sleeping tonight.
My new coffee machine was delivered today and I've drunk an entire bag of delicious machu pichu coffee in one day. It's got a timer and will start making coffee at 12 tomorrow. But best of all, it was completely free!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:04, archived)
# You drank a moutain?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)
# NOTHING.
EVERYTHING IS RIGHT NOW I HAVE THE POWER OF THE MOUNTAIN.
I think I'm going to do a challenge entry. That'll occupy me.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:08, archived)
# Power of a mountain eh?
I knew someone like that, bitten by a radioactive Mount Kilimanjaro as a kid.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:16, archived)
# All the cunt will be absorbed by it been a cunt.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# also. from vice
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# I have the same problem.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)
# stop this madness!...
...#_#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# but it's addictive..
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Oh god!
You'd be crazy not to!!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Cool!

Simple yet effective

Simple yet effective
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:13, archived)
# it did grow on a mice and i did have it sewed on.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:37, archived)
# DESTROY!...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:40, archived)
# KILL THE TRAINS. DESTROY SODOR.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Dusty bin?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# erk!...she's not going in my files...
...*fears*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# I am not ashamed.
Is ashamed.
Photobucket
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# HALLO THAR BARBARA.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# AHHHAHHHHHHAHHHAHHAHH
 
oh this is glorious
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)
# WHERE EVIL DWELLS
NORTHPORT, LONG ISLAND
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:01, archived)
# MUTILATION
MOIDER
(fuck I can't sleep tonight)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:40, archived)
# SAC-RI-FICIAL.. SLAUGHTER!!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# McZilla's here to get us!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)
# hahahaha
win
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# He'll get POWned again for sure.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)
# that poor, old, mentally handicapped, rich, nazi man.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:40, archived)
# thank god he doesn't have any powers...
...(i did my godzilla shop purely by coincidence!)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Great minds
Nice parallel.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)
# It's Pukezilla
and his partner in crime, HockeyMomNazi.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Hahaha, thats brilliant
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Spiderscream

Click to embiggen. (pops)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# This is far too good.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# woah
 
that's grrrreat!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Hoopla
This is very clever stuff.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Arf!
Woo.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Very, very cool.
Although, it doesn't fit the compo. Unless you trained a spider. Please say you trained a spider.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# erm... yes.
It's a stunt spider. Probably. :)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# I didn't get it and was like, what? And then I jumped.
Fact.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# HO. LEE. SHIT.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# SPUDWITCH!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK?
I just laughed really loudly.

*saved for future meme use*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
#
 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# This commands a greater response.
We have a new freebase on our hands you say nothing.
What a let down.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Perhaps, but I think you may be over estimating its usefulness.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
# We'll see
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# It's pretty special.
In my head, I always think of you, postbear, rapitinui, and gronkpan as the super gay shift four.
Like you all own the gay shift and the rest of us are just your guests.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# but dyslexia is sexier.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# She's a sexy laydee.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# She says that's not true...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:35, archived)
# that's not lipstick
 
IT IS THE BLOOD OF AN UNBAPTISED BOYCHILD
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:35, archived)
# See? She's correct.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Cockweasle
COCKWEASLE!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Oh no, don't get me wrong.
There's plenty of people who are critical to the gayshift - I consider myself a gayshifter - but there's just something about that four...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# WE'RE JUST THE LOUD ONES
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# YOU'RE THE WORST ONE.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# i don't even exist, i'm just a name gronkpan uses when he wants to be nice to people.
and you're forgetting mofaha and the various fake mofahas.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)
# FUCK
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)
# They're not just gay
They're SUPER GAY
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# THE FUCK?
FUCK.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)
# THIS IS REVENGE FOR THAT TIME KILLERKITTI DID THAT PICTURE WITHOUT ME
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# FUCK
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Can't say really, I'm the noob off that list.
I just fuck around with shit for cheap laughs.

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:50, archived)
# FUCK OFF, N00B.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)
# this^
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I was in a state of shock
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# That's expected.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# you are a fag, lol.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# I JUST GOT SCHOOLED
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)
# yeah but that jagger version was shit.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 6:12, archived)
# !
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# THE TOADS OF DECEIT WILL END US ALL!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)
# :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# i, i...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# it's a small, off-duty Armenian traffic warden
But that's not important right now.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
# IT'S A FEMALE AARDVARK.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Czechoslovakian!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Internet!
Where's the DONK!


PS- I just threw my 28 inch tv out the front door, and down the stairs. YIPPEE! It even made a swooshing sound as the tube broke. :)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I should do this with my television.
It's a 19-inch screen, it's from 1992, and I hardly watch it anyway.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# ROCK AND ROLL
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# THAT'LL SHOW THOSE POVVO WANKERS WHAT CAN'T AFFORD A TELLY
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# gronkpan family portrait?
that's great.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)
# if you look closely at the background of The Scream
the couple on the bridge are both Robson Green.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:22, archived)
# no way...
...shopped!...(still good though)...:)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Smart
You make me ashamed of my lack of skill sir.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# oops...
On closer inspection I'm a bit ashamed at my lack of ability to read the instructions. No need to click this.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)
# Not only is this excellent
but you have one of the finest usernames known to man.

Ease yourself back into conciousness
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Easing back
Cheers Joe! :)
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Fucking amazing!
I like this
(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# i made one of these----i don't know why


yay!anarchy on the hour
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# that's entirely the wrong kind of marketing for ye olde quilte shoppe.
there ought to be big floppy cocks in abundance.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)
# This is utterly bonkers
and fab!

/Edit: Christ I even clicked the wrong 'reply' button. Must be late.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# hey butthead, you replied rong.
:()
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Curse my prosthetic fingers!!!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# so THAT'S WHY i haven't sold any yet!!!
?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# that and the fact that time has no meaning.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I remember this movie.
Beautiful subtext.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# But how can I do more karate kicks AND be a brilliant physicist?
IT'S AGAINST NATURE DAMMIT!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I liked the sex scene.
Very tasteful.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Or as they call it in the scene selection.
Please make furry ham.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# i was pissing about trying to sepia a pic of myself.
after i got it sorted my next thought was this.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# ASK MOFAHA, HE KNOWS ABOUT FILTERS.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I HEARD A 'NOISE'.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Hmmm?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# And by hmmm I mean
fuck you.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# BE NICE, MARK.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# and scoop out the leaves and fix the PH
 
AND CLEAN THE FILTER LOL
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# ICE BURN.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# DRY ICE
IN THE BUTT
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# AWWW FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU GUYS
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# AND CLEAN THE KITCHEN LOL
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# AH FUCK
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# DON'T WORRY I HAVE CLEANED A DISH
THAT WAS THE HARD BIT. BUT I LEFT YOU ALL THE STICKY POTS AND PANS.

/mum
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# SORRY, MARK. DON'T GO AWAY AND CLEAN THE KITCHEN FEELING SAD.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# FUCKING AH FUCK
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# that cussy mouth of yours ain't getting that kitchen any cleaner
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# THIS METHLAB AIN'T GONNA CLEAN ITSELF
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# HILARIOUS TIMES IN THE EVIL_MOFOKITTI HOUSEHOLD.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)
# NOT SO FUNNY WHEN I HAVE TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN THOUGh
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# TIDY YOUR FUCKING ROOM, ELSE NO SCHOOL FOR YOU.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# NO SCHOOL?
GOD DAMN. I DON'T WANNA TIDY THOUGH.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# EAT THIS BLU-TAC I FOUND ON MY DESK. EAT IT.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# BLU-TAC?
NO WAY. THAT'S LIKE A DRUG RIGHT?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Someone smoke some Blu-Tac and report back to me, please.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I don't think you can smoke Blu-Tac.
it would like...bubble and melt...probably.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# AND YOU INHALE THE TASTY FUMES.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# WATCH THIS
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# yeah, cook that shit up
 
AND BANG! RIGHT IN THE VEIN
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# PS.
THE KITCHEN NEEDS CLEANING.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# is this 'kitchen cleaning' code for some disgusting sexual hygiene effort?
i used to work with a guy who would douche before he got fucked and refer to the event as "evicting the tenants". sometimes he wouldn't feel a pressing need, though, and he'd just "clean the lobby".
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Earlier Rapitinui told me he was going to 'feed the snake'.
I WONDER.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# SNAXE R DEDLY.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)
# NOW I'M GONNA PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# SOME SOUNDS JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO PUNCH AN INFANT
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Infant-type sounds being foremost among them.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# yeah
 
I'm scared to have kids, I'd probably kill them
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# gross...
...she has growths in her tunnel.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# she has a beast infection
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# they'll get scraped out in the abort process.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I had that tunnel source as my desktop a while ago.
Didn't see any of those. Perhaps they're shy or something.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# coaxed with gravy.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Ahh, I see. I will have to try that.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# why am i looking at your dog
turds?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# LOL! Chiun calls them that too in one book.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Destroyer_(fiction)
Damned if I can remember which number tho.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# 149 books?!
"...much to the disgust of some fans...."
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I like them as a mid-point between comic books and light fiction.
It's the only one of the pulps that was stupid enough to be real fun.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# the friends i had dinner with last weekend gave me a bag full of crap mysteries to read.
i thought i'd be on my back longer but i'm healing so they might be winter fare. i'm going to read through pd james, i think.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# My fav in the mysteries is still
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# i'm all about the ladies these days.
denise mina, margaret drabble, fred vargas, etc.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# sweet
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
this is more awesome than I realised.

though I'm more of a Carolyn Jones fan
they're both dead now anyway
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Quite the opposite.
They were there the whole time. On you. Sexing. Discreetly. +Covered in gravy.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# they're still pulsating!
lordy!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# i'm not so good at the pulsations.
i tried, though.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# indeed, it can be infuriating.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# *glees*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# i'd never have that kind of patience.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# the anim i did with mofaha's monster and morph
i copy/pasted the monster into each frame individually then went back and applied the pulsation to each frame. not fun, but gratifying in the end.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Yep
worth it in the end :)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# i always tried to keep my anims clean
but that little squirt of poo was the funniest thing i'd done in a while, in my own opinion. i guess the next one should have bumsex in it... natural progression
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# i think i understand that.
i just toggled it up and down and to the side in photoshop then picked slightly different frame orders in imageready.

that's probably all wrong, but it's what i've figured out.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# start simple
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# See this is what I hate about Indy.
No-one ever passes anyone.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# but dude, HOT DOGS
think of the hot dogs
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# i did, at first.
the first moving image i made was crap, but worse crap than what i make now.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)
# oh well
I started simple

then stopped

so I'm no help

have the letter "o"

o
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# o
superman.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# yay crazee chasers
splendid
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# NEE NAW!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# :-D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Dis stuff iz dope!
I am not a pipe.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# madcap chuckles
this is good*pulls up chair*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# i'm so good at whoring my work
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# DURTY HOOR.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# your sig gives me hope
in the power of truth and justice etc

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# m.f. didn't email me today.
i expect she was busy lashing barbara with a vinegar-soaked whip.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# HEY HO, HUFF THE TALBOT
THE WINDS THEY BLEW AND THE LEAVES DID WAG
THEY'LL NEVER PUT ME IN THEIR BAG
 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# they've been tempting me for a while.
it took until tonight to figure out what to do with them.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I LIKE THE BEST PART OF THIS PICTURE BEST.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# the best part is the monster i stole.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# FUCK
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# FUCKMONSTER.
ALSO: DOES ANYONE HERE WHO ALSO POSTS ON FLICKR have a clear idea of what the guidelines are regarding 'erotic' pics? i emailed flickr and they sent me back a form response that showed their robot had picked out keywords from my inquiry but didn't answer my questions.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# I don't know, I've seen a fair few nudie shots in flickr.
 
most of them rubbish
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)
# i doubt someone of your exacting tastes would find much on flickr to have a satisfactory wank to
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# well, I haven't actually looked for anything in particular..
 
and I'm at work, so I probably shouldn't
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# well, there are 'safe' ratings and such.
i tried reading up on what you can post (pretty much anything), but you (or your pics) get labelled 'restricted' and i have questions about that.

very unhelpful reading the faq and discussion threads on the topic of erotica, by the way. there's a lot of whinging on the part of the anti-porn brigade.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# They don't care
some of it is like a porn site
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# not enough of it for my tastes.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Your account will be reviewed by a human at some point.
If you've categorized everything properly and the images are legal, I don't think they'll give you any problems.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# they'll be legal.
i just want to know if everything i post is going to be restricted if i post sexypics, or if just one set will.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Not sure.
You can definitely set restrictions per individual photo. And I think it's possible to set your account as 'mixed content' or something.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# oh yes?
*will invetigate this later*

thanks!

edit: don't you pervs go look at my flickr pages.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# ART.
with tits.

and cock.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:51, archived)
# hohoho
tubeworms?they seem friendly enough
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# they seem nice, nice like people here are nice.
that's nice.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:41, archived)
# See!!!
This is why all hens must be caged!

Woo!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# thanks, that woo goes to mofaha for the creature.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Listen at you with your thank-yous
You're not at the MOBOs, you know.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)

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