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# Oh Darth, I don't think I've ever been SO happy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Aw
how sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000000000000000oooooooooooooooooo...........!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# DO NOT WANT!!!!
/dodgy_subtitles_blog
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Okay!
/not see the film blog.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# "You can polish my helmet later, dear"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Needs more ice skates....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# bloody ace
You should be a professional Art Director or something....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahaha...
cheeky tinker!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# that's very lovely
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# If only...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahahha!
How many times have we all wished for the entire management staff to be told to just piss off? :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :-(
there's more chance of me being pruned than there is my chappies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ugh.....
I have to say, I'm really lucky, everyone here at my current job are brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# me too
mostly...


and I'm starting new role on Monday...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# "Little Urchin Girl" in the new production of "Oliver!"?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# They can't get rid of me
if they do, they lose the client. Muahaha.

Fucking BET I get made redundant now I've said that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# If you go down, just remember to take everyone with you!
or just do a Milton...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
#
....my red stapler....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# ......yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Gah.
That's the exact meeting my bloke had yesterday. All IT being moved to sodding Prague.
/breadwinner blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Ouchie mama!
Why Prague? Do they have something against English speaking support people?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I was on the phone to my bank about a loan
There was an Irish woman on the other end

I had to end the conversation - couldn't understand a word
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# That must be why they moved the jobseekers over there as well
If y'can't understand the voice on the end of the phone you don't know how to claim.

/sister lost her job to the Paddys blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# herdygerdyher - potatoes - herdy
gerdy - sinn fein - herdygerdybegurrahbegurrah - graham norton.
I would imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# weas exactly like this
so I was wanting to be adding to my existing loan

t'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besure?

sorry, I didn't get that?.....


t'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besuret'besure
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# pfft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# It's cheaper n'stuff
Though they tried it before and failed miserably apparently. Sillies.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I have been asked to spend £30k having a chap from India here for three months
after which my on-site sys-admin will be handles remotely from India.

Because that'll be grand when the tubes fall over.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# That is stupendously dumb
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Of course!
Try calling up Dell support.

Last time I did (admittedly a few years back), I got put though to an india call centre (in deli.. are they trying to be ironic?) and it took me 15 minutes to explain to the idiot what a graphics card was.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Dell are vile.
It's not as bad today with their new machines but a few years back all their machines were made with proprietary parts. So if anything went wrong you could not just go down to the computer fair and buy a replacement because nothing would fit in the case or with other parts. I remember being told after somebody insisted that they would pay for a new motherboard from Dell just as long as their precious PC got fixed.
They wanted something in the region of £125 for the board ( an equivalent standard ATX midi board could be had for £25-£30 at the time ). PC owner, a bit desperate said yes and then Dell dropped the bombshell. Oh no, they could not sell me one. The board has to be fitted by one of their designated service engineers and we had to pay for postage of the unit to that engineer. That was another £240 on top of that.
Vile company with vile practices.

I built them a new PC at about twice the spec for under £300.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Fine
you can turn your own damn machines off and on again!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast
Kinda relevant

(I helped save b3ta! krang, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Im sorry b3ta isnt here right now
please leave a pea-roast after the tone

beeep
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Has it really come to this?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Would, would
Would, would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# You are The Equaliser
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I have a spare hand if anyone would like the bridge of their nose massaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *proffers nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *massages*
We will be calm individuals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Oh hang on!
What - all that hippy nonsense about not killing people?

Or do you mean simply not getting all over-excited at the thought of scalpels?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# We start small.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# did you just delete a post on me
right after I replied? Grumpiness went from nil to 1 out of ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Ohhh I thought you weren't going to
I'm getting into the habit of deleting things people ignore/don't see, b3ta stats is far too familiar with me.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hehe. Well
'nooning. The answer was nil and I just informed you for no reason that I am about to embark upon inking some pencils for a comic book artist.
Also I know something you don't know and Broony wants to know too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I'm going to be inking tonight, you coincidental bastard.
Are we allowed to know?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Fiona Maclean.
That is all. May the scurrying commence.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)
# What, the playstation girl?
You said that yesterday, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# oh right. well I thought you both missed it at hometime.
nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# if by "bridge of their nose"
you mean perineum, fire away
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# *looks up perenium in dictionary...*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# We in Schottland call it the "Tisnae"
AS in "'tisnae her arse, and it isnae her fanny"

I believe in Englandshire it can be known as the "Taint"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Many Thanks good sir
I feel informed now

Although I had an idea I knew that already
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# alternatively,
"the barse", "the bunt", "the oops", "the bumper", "the verge", "the hard shoulder", "the goalkeeper", "the middle parting", etc
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
#
"A fine, acrid substance, found secreted between the anus and bawsack."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I haven't got the right hazmat suit for those sorts of capers.
How about if I tell all the women in Carshalton you're a sensitive guy who won't do anything to harm them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Well then you would be lying
And any resulting evil doing would would be on your conscience
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# As long as I can film it I don't give a shit.
I picked Carshalton for a reason, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I don't even know what a Carshalton is
it sounds sexual though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# It's a place dahn sarf. Not all that great.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)
# will you tell them I'm a right
bastard and I'll treat them mean please?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I've been showing them my scars and telling them you gave them all to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# haha
I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# And then when they ask how, I make my eyes fill with tears
and sit rocking in a corner saying I'm a good girl I'm a good girl I'm a good girl dirty girl dirty girl dirty girl deserves it deserves it dirty dirty dirty girl *tears some hair out*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# oh now you've done it.
No more work today.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Someone's off down to Carshalton...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Jesus ... !
That's really quite dark.

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I was going to say something about showing them the infected bite mark
on the back of my neck from where he held me still like a tom cat, but I decided on that instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# pearoast..................relevance............it contains a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# can i post a pic of Matthew Broderick's bed then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# how is that relevent, and what's it about?
Pearoasts go in an existing thread, you can still compo them if you're desperate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ok
whoops. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Save the Thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# well that sure is EXTREME TO TEH MAX, DUUUUUDE!
or maybe not.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# before lunch?!
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue351/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# fucking 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I hope they do...
...I cant play the harp!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# crikey, half day today, rob?
did you get to bring your games in and everything?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Screwball Scramble!
We'd be queueing up around the desks to play that!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I dumped my first girlfriend ever
Because I found out she was showing her fanny behind the garages for 5p a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Admittedly she was only 37.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# best 10p i ever spent!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *thumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# i used to hate the kids who brought that in.
they stole all my potential opponents for a good game of battleships, like some kind of toy-wielding Pied Piper. And it made a shitty noise.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Battleships is one of the best games in the world.
See also:

Monopoly
Scrabble
Trivial Pursuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# mmm...
Battleships - Too sneaky
Monopoly - Too drawn out
Scrabble - Too Wordy
Trivial Pursuit - Too Questiony

nope, don't like any of them
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *GLARES*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# +1 ginger fox of glory
woo!

WE ALL WIN 'LUNCH OF THE DAY'! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# IT'S NOT BEFORE MY FUCKING LUNCH IS IT? I'VE ALREADY EATEN YOU LAZY BASTARD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
it's morning
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Posted at 12:00.
IT'S THE AFTERNOON, YOU DOLT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Not so.
Not until 12.01. SCIENCE FACT.

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Okay sure, but next time it's my turn to be right.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# pfft, science mumbo jumbo!
12:00 is non-existent, as it's a moment, so as soon as a clock shows 12:00 it's PM!

/pendant
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# i live in holland, it's one oclock.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# yay
now I have something to read that isn't physics
(I helped save b3ta! killeroo is down to just his socks, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I thought everything was physics?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Nicely Rob
enjoy your afternoon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# fuck me, that's early
off to the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Spacky Flickr link-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ooooh get her
lunch? thats for posh people, its still dinner to me and its a front room not a lounge while im ranting
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I have breakfast, lunch and tea.
Dinner is the posh version of tea. Dinner instead of lunch is so posh I can't even comprehend it.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# How does Batman's mum call him in for his tea?
"Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"


Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# at school we had dinner ladies
not lunch ladies

food was still shite. And as for supper - WTF?

I have breakfast, petit dejeuner, dinner, tea, snacks and then tiffin. I am now 28 stone
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# but you're missing
elevensies, brunch, afternoon tea, supper and a midnight snack! No wonder you're so underweight!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# And all of those povide time for
CAYKE!

a balanced diet is essential so make sure you have battenburg and jaffas with every meal
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# oooh battenburg
how I crave its pinky-yellow marzipan encased goodness
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Yay my question has been ASKED
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# this one
is an especially good one

woo and yay
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Cheeky sod...

A white horse walks into a bar and the barman says "We've got a whiskey named after you",
"What, Eric?" replies the horse...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# horse walks into a bar...
"shit..." he says "i was supposed to jump over that"

credits to some stand up i heard on teh radio
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Horse walks into a bar...
Barman says "Is this some kind of joke?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# A man walks into a horse
and the horse is all like "well, ex~cuuuuuse me!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# A man walks out of a bar
and turns into a side-street
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Magic tractor drives down a lane
and turns into a field
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# "Fillies"
shirely?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahha!
Really nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Ooh ta Moley!
Congrats on the FP by the way sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# FP?
Ooooh... cool!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# found this foxtons recruitment banner
on monster.com...



(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Yes, I am actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# what the Fuctons is Foxtons?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# It's some kind of garish coffee bar which sells houses on the side
Foxtons in Camden
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# 1 x coffeehouse, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# id like a house on the side
do you get in thru the windows
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# We've just got a new one in my town
and it beckons to you with this huge bar in the window full of champagne and the like.

I feel like going in and just getting drunk and belligerent when they try and sell me a house.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# WHAT A BUNCH OF SHITTY CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I have to pass that twice a day
all appears smug within as I walk by
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I walked past there a couple of weeks back on my way to see the Ukes
I had to double take that it was actually an estate agents
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# They are a chain of Estate Agents
who have pushed the price of property in London through the roof over the last few years.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# i see...............................................i couldn't give a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Posh estate agents
Well, they only operate in posh areas, and they have very dubious business practises

They've got an office in camden that looks like a fucking wine bar crossed with a car showroom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I spent yesterday at the council housing benefits place
somehow it doesnt look like Foxtons. still it was entertaining (one fight, one drunk, arguments and the aroma of the homeless tramp who was asleep)
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I'm disappointed by the lack of monsters.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Monster
Selling Your Details to Pyramid Schemes since 1995
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I think his finger went through the paper...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# i hate it when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
#
hate love
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# only when it's someone else's finger



i've just made myself boke...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
#
boke spluff
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# damn
am I that transparent?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
#
transparent filthy
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I understand his emotion..
Happy WooNing everone!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Mornin' Wobbly
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# and he didn't wash them afterwards!!
/dirty northern monkey...

:D


(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Nice hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ha ha! i love yours!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Michael Jackson?
This is why I only use Andrex
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# not the best
Click this blue texty wexty For a biggery oney
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Ooooh... nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Love it anyway :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# this are good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# certainly not the worst
;)
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Luvverly
Arts is good
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# heheh
needs more trek
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/50827/1222384581/Untitled1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# who did the 28 days later nighthawks?
it was possibly the best pic ive ever seen in my life
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# good question
can't find it

edit:
www.b3ta.com/board/8784369
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# yes lurvly findings
thats fecking marvelous
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# no guinan?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I always see this when I see the original now
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# oota toota solo?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# no willy no wongah
/miss-heard Jabba phrases
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hahhah, brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# oooh I like that
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ooooh arts I like
and a pearoasting with added ris
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i'll take my ris with a side-order of "huh?", please
/art ignoramus
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# if it needs explaining it wasnt worth it
is my new mantra

this is meant to be just before this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_Marat

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# how did those two droids at the back get in?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# That's fantastic
have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Ningles. I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# please take it away and hide it forever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I agree
Let us never speak of this again.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!
Oh shuddering fuck, that is terrifying...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# This
gave me teh fear, but then madge flailing her bits about usually does... put it away love, you're too OLD! /rant
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# ^ this
Needs more african children
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *fetches hoover*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Ye gods!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Crikey!
I wonder what its milk tastes like....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# salty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Phwoar!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# milk?
that dried up old hag?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# there might be a few drips left
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Unlikely
There was only just enough to put in my horlicks
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# she can face hug me anytime
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Ye Gads!
• hmmm would I?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it's unbelievable but you've actually managed to make even less attractive!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Reminds me of this
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Bad men...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# haha
Brown's expression is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Gordon Brown makes little Tammy do things she doesn't understand...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# haha
like sort out where to hide all the PFI deals
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# this is brilliant
as are you


poor kid
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# This is very awesome
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Superb.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# was
the kid ok?

I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# KoL? I don't get it.

Apologies for atrocious shoppery but I had to get this out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I'm rising at this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# socksisonfire.jpg
gawd! you people!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I still rising
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Kings of Leon
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# not kingdom of loathing then
bah
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# *googles*
*remembers for later* :D
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Heh
I haven't played that for months and months, I must have so many meats.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Also this...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Burn Essex Burn
Braintree inferno!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *escapes to Canvey Island*
/realises it's not much of an escape....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Oh how I wish..
/used to live in Braintree blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# i fucking love it.
"wooooooooooooooaaaoooooooh your socks is on fiiiiiiire"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# drives me round the twist
I was hoping to exorcise it
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# shame, shame.
i rate them, i just know that's gonna bring down a shitstorm of musical taste arguments round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# are they the ones with the beards and hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# yep and arms and legs, two each, plus eyes, again two of each. they probably got about 8 feet between them as well, although i'm unclear on how those are distributed.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# been listeing to the album constantly since it came out
don't think it's as good as the last obne but Socks on Fire is fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hey! agreement!!
i fucking love it, of all 4 so far, i think it's poss my favourite. different to the last but better, totally different to the first 2 but hard to judge which i prefer.
/fuckingindecisiveblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# is it some new pop band?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Silly infants
You should always practice safe socks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# don't know why
but this has made my willy hard
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# The open mouths?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# that'll be it
you sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I saw the exact same image
the first time I shaved my left testicle.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# lol your balls are JMG
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Ohhhhh my
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# is that JMG?
he's a looker alright
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I stole the image from his facebook site*
*may contain traces of bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
looks like something out of Slither :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
Or Society Lite as I like to call it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# .........you've lost me
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# ....*shocked*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_(film)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
#
✔ Bald
✔ Dole
✔ Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Lumme!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# looks like dave the hat
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *hails*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# ge-ni-us
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# wankwankwankwank
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Needs more wedding ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# That's my brother in law!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# H'OH, FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *shudders*
Those teeth! Yeeeeuk.
All gummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# That's RUBBISH.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Some of you might be too young to remember this!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
#
first!



and yes, i am too young...kinda...I probably just have a bad memory...either that, or i am too young...


either that or i have a bad memory
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# ha ha
I loved that game!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *Click* *Click* *Click* !!
this is all kinds of WOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Oh
This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Speedball 2 was all kinds of woo
I endorse this fully :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I loved this n the megadrive
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# commodore shmommodore
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# You got a problem with commodore?
Speccy are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# AND PROUD
I still have them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# RUUUUBBBBEERRRRR KEEEEYYYYYSSS!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# broken membrane :(
damn you Daley Thompson
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Very true.
I think I got through 3 Speccy's and a couple of spare membranes in total.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I played on Speedball 2 not more than a month ago
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Megadrive
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# haha me too!
on my psp!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
What a class game that was
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# *sniff*
I miss my old C64
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I had a megadrive (1st one)
but I don't remember this.

Someone shop Chuck Rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Ooh ooh
and Streets of Rage. And Revenge of Shinobi.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Yes.
Am I the only Amiga player?
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You are not!
Amiga 500 with half meg upgrade.

Sensi Soccer ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# SWOS was better than pretty much any other football game ever
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# ^exactly this
I still prefer it to any of this PES nonsense...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I used to write games for the fecker,
look up Electrek sometime...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I worked for Empire games from ae of 14(chimney sweep, etc)
Worked on quite a few games, now doing boring-ish corporate bits :( how about you?
(now it's 3 hours on since you wrote this!)

SJD, ever seen NSS series? Check this out:
newstargames.com/ NSS3 worth a look for some retro fun
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# We were just home programmers muddling our way onto the gaming scene,
we did a fair few little games and demos but Electrek did rather better due to being picked up by a national magazine, so we revived it about a year ago.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# our house is chock-full of amigas
my girlfriend has an 060 board in hers. we're writing a computer game, though we've kind of got sidetracked toward the end
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I'm almost embarrassed to admit mine's an A600
Loved MED though - I think at the time that was one of the main reasons for getting it.

I think I'm heading into the loft this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I have a number
of OctaMED projects on floppies, but no Miggy to play them on. I run WinUAE on my laptop sometimes, just to play Cannon Fodder.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I've been looking at WinUAE
Because I want to play the old Bitmap Brothers games...esp. Chaos Engine and Gods
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# i could spare you an a600 if you like
maybe even a midi cable if i have a dig around

i had two, with the intention of playing them like turntables, but it's time to admit that i'm never going to get around to it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I may just take you up on that,
next time I'm near the 'burgh :)

I liked the way that editing songs in MOD/MED format forced you to know how the nuts and bolts went together. Had an A1200 with one of those plug-in samplers and an IBM hard disk (12MB or something) gaffer-taped on top.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ooh, the technosound turbo {,2}
i wanted one of those for aaaages
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# That's the chap!
Flogged the lot for approximately £fuck-all and regretted it ever since.

*reminisces about Spuddy's Nirvana and the daily Fido mail toss...*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I like the sound of
"Techno Temple"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *steals Orbital's glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# it looks like Alien
and it has lasers
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I can hear it in my head
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Wizkid
inspired by toilet humour - and silkworm - awesome
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Brilliant!
I am so old I also remember the film with James Caan in that was based on...
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Woo!
clicky
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# *Clicks*
...digs Amiga 500 out of the loft, *hugs*
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# The Amiga was great..apart from this....
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Meh
That happened far less than BSoD. And at least it was funny.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# guru meditation
ha ha - haven't thought about 'guru meditation' since the early nineties - still has the effect of sh!tting me right up.
(yeah?, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# speedball got boring quickly.
Once the novelty of punching people in a sporting match wore off it was a pretty shit game.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Awsome game...was much better on....
..the Commodore Amiga though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# awesome game!
Amiga version ftw. Bitmap brothers always made good titles around the time of the Amiga.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# aaah
halcyon days.....
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# haha
ice cream, ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Excellent
My brother is to this day part of a pub quiz team called Brutal Deluxe.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Yoink!
Too good! Mine now.
(Dermot O'Logical, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I broke at least one spacebar playing that game.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# OMG
This is so winniful
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I lost £200 on the nags
(plankton, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# my wifes gonna kill me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# shut it you poncy git
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# My heart has developed boners for this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# haha ey up!

there's always t' dogs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Not in Walthamstow there ain't
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# {City developers] :
Riping the hearts out of communities since 1960
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Not quite...
strictly speaking it's a housing association / charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# (The magic of chutney)
: making sweeping generalisations since breakfast time
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I'm with you on the city developers from the 60s though...
concrete monsters that still rule some of our cities...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# so it went to the dogs
and they put in the dogs and then took the dogs out as its no longer the dogs bollocks

how odd

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Or Catford anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Thing is, no-one was going - thus the owners were losing shedloads of money...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# sssh...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Sorry... it's just that Lady Doom works for the housing association in question...
admin, not decision making, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I had the best fry-up ever in Walthamstow
I think this is my only Walthamstow fact
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Oh my, I want to hug my monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahahahahahh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Everyone loves a Panda
It's just they don't feel the same way about us...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Hahahaha that's beautiful.
Can I bluetooth that to my phone for a screensaver?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# please do
...unless you are the Daily Mail!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I most certainly am not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Can't be too careful...
their spies are everywhere!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# ^_^
he's such a roodie
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I know that face far too well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# he's a degenerate
gambler, but I still love him!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Awww, he hasn't even touched his pint. Poor bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbored78 is being a bit cheeky., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# oh that is sickeningly cute
*adopts*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# aaaw-woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# aww!
poor fella
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Hhaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Northern twat!

And I just realised that I missed the last episode of Sunshine :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *coughTORRENTcough*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# haha!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# newsletter subjectline compo
we're doing the choosing
so type something amusing
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Recession caused us to write this with charcoal
and cats tails
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I'm smoking a fat cuban tonight.
And by that I mean I am shooting a man with an eating disorder called Tito.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# millions feared dead
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# g force facefucks horse on racecourse
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# i do like this one.
it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# this is a newsletter. It gets bigger if fondled.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# lapping feverishly at Madonna's cock drips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Team Madonna: She's got a body of a man half her age
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# ....in her basement and she's slowly extracting his nutrients.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# When she gives a hand job I bet she grips so hard you can feel her knuckles through her fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Fist being the operative word I think, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# with hilarious consequences
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# PISSING DOWN YOUR SHIRT COLLAR WITH B3CONOMICS TRICKLE-DOWN THEORY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# like downs syndrome,
only with more drool
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# You're dead if you don't fart: Official
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Spliced together like a human/animal embryo hybrid in the petri dish that is your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Madonna explodes, millions of orphans feared happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# will make you shit pure bricks
of delight and want to build a little reading hut out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# who's gonna get palin's campaign clothes? a fucking tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Baby David, victim of a broken marriage! could be worse, he could have AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Madonna to get divorce. World could give a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# THIS WEEK WE'RE TURNING ON OUR AUDIENCE. YOU PILE OF FUCKING SHITSUPPERS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# 100 times more absorbant than the leading brand
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Now featuring the Forensic Gardener's Supplement
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Did you hear about the man who went to a Velcro sale?
He thought it was rip off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# A Jeremy Kyle 'guest' waiting to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Is it ribbons time
I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# This Headline In Tomorrow's Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# 96.3% better than porn*



*Really bad porn
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Ringo Star and Madonna tribute album in shops now
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Ringo Star and Madonna sex tape leaked
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# "Bendy-buses, like atheism, are a danger to the public at large"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Big surge in hits on the BBC News Site at 9.56am
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# didn't you suggest this last week
'n the week b4?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# every week the same, only the time changes...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# 'Overuse' 'of' 'quote' 'marks' 'in' 'BBC's' 'top' 'stories'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# you "forgot" 'these'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# "n'o"'I"'d'i"d"n"'t'""
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Where's Governor Palin from? Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Adding to Paul Dacre's Pension fund since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *applauds*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Haha!
That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Now with audio commentary by Kerry Katona!
Mangagnngnnnrrrppllasssinnnnsaarepait...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# DID WE MENTION THAT B3TA ACTIVELY ENCOURAGES PAEDOPHILIA? WE'RE MORE THAN JUST OK WITH IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Find out everything you need to know
here!
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# JEEEEEEEEZUS CHRIST ON A LITTLE TIKE!!!!!
THAT'S POP-UP CENTRAL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Yay for Firefox!
Didn't get a single popup!

Even though it's called Kidipede - which usually instigates popups for me...
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# ha, i got loads, even though i'm behind a work firewall with pop-up blocker.
it was working over-time but it couldn't stop the influx of crap!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Recalled due to Qu'ran lyrical content
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Allah you baaaaby!
And if it's quite alright, I need you baaaabyy......
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# The weekend starts here
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Pissing in the face of the internet
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# like some sort of extreme horse?
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# B3TA : EXTREME HORSE ISSUE XXX
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Hehehe, oh yes....
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ZOMG!RECESIIONSLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# xXxLol PalinxXx
.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Not doing it so you have to.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# free Kerry Katona crack pipe inside
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Flood of asylum
seekers feared. Pictures and full story, page 4.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# IT'S FRIDAY, IT'S THREE O'CLOCK, IT'S BUMRAPEY TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# ooooh I could stuff a gape!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
#
friday Gregorio

Rissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# c est ne'pas une newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# magritte lols
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Slurring our words without medication
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Thhhhaaassss why mmuuummmms goto Iceshland
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Might as well read it, you're gonna get fired anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# MAX CLIFFORD, MOUTHPIECE FOR UNTALENTED FUCKED UP DOGLIKE CELEBRITIES THE WORLD OVER!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# IT WASN'T MEDICATION, IT WASN'T BOOZE, IT WAS MY MANFAT TRICKLING DOWN HER THROAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Fighting for your right to party
Phillipino horse style!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DOSE OF GREGORIO FUNTIME!!!
Anti-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha
how odd...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# CELEBRITIES DO IT
SO IT MUST BE GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# W/E GSM, seeks BDSM/S&M & W/S, no dyslexics...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Weekend Grenache Shiraz Mouvedre?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# B3TA : saving the economy with counterfeit money
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Delivered without the aid of any Portuguese truckers
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# a festering penis in the arsehole of your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# PEACHES GELDOFF, BAD TANVESTITE IMPRESSIONS OF MADONNA A SPECIALTY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Your Notification of Redundancy
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Gordon Brown ate my burger today and said he'd gladly pay for it on Tuesday
the fat shit
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# More mirth than a Chav joyrider in a Sinclair C5
stuck in reverse
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# We all worry about a recession
but who knows what recession means, might as well worry about astraphobia
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I don't mind Astras
It's the Novas which contain the chavs though, they're the ones I'm worried about.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# This week's news letter is 'K'
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# proud sponsors of kerry katona's sex tape, it's a cracker!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Pfft!
LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# funnier if you have an internet connection
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I'm not actually wearing a hat
No, really.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# B3ta...
Like Alaska and like Bristol Palin, open for commercial drilling
(nordelius, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# CHEER UP AND START SPENDING MONEY, YOU CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU PUT IT IN HER VAGINA
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# twatlumps a-go-go
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT MY HUBBY, GUY!
/south park
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# The b3ta Newsletter - More fun than dipping your one eye'd jappo in a bucket full of custard!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Like Y-fronts with no pants in them
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# THERE IS PROBABLY NO NEWSLETTER
NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOUR AFTERNOON
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# B3ta News letter: Yet more compromising links to get you fired
or

Newsletter: Degenerate filth and juvenile humour delivered straight to your PC because you love it.

or

Newsletter: Glitter free since we spat him out.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Like Martin Moneytips newsletter - only with facefucking.
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahahahha! I don't know who looks freakier, the horse, or the guy on the left :D
sorry for the TJ, but the world is going nuts: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7688091.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ahahahahaha
*sends knives down internets*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Bloody hell!
I was too busy reading this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# eww







*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# So if that reduced blood pressure
and stroking cats reduces blood pressure, would a cat fart reduce your blood pressure to zero, thus killing you?

Headline: "Cat Fart Kills"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Watching fish reduces blood pressure too
"Cat Fart at Sea Life Centre: 100s feared dead"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# oh the huge-manatee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# In which case
my blood pressure must be in tip top form at the moment.

Don't go in the ladies loos for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# you're disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Pure filth
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha, yea, I saw that.....
there is nothing funnier than someone throwing a stink bomb on a crowded bus.
*Vein on forehead pops*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha...
fart your way to a healthier life.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# ...In which case he's gonna live forever
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# yey
you got your site up and running

*checks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I've only just seen this - hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ...
"The woman, a piano teacher, is in jail in Sapporo waiting to learn if she faces charges of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating data. "

Sounds fair enough to me.

Though I fear her reaction was a bit extreme.

AND have you only just noticed that the world is crazy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Never mind all of that
Best Sun report ever:

(my mum sent me this yesterday)

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1844815.ece


My favourite quote?

“The image that people find most abhorrent is of scientists producing GM babies or cloned adults or minotaurs.”
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# oh you and your tails


EDIT: - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????????????

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/film/article1728922.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I'd love a tail..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# a prehensile tail would be one of the most useful things EVER!
If, in the future you could get one grafted on, I so would :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# You and me both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# would you have a monkies tail?
lizards tail?

or go tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I know you didn't ask me
but fuck it, have my answer anyway.

Lizardy, nice and thin, black. Wiggly waggly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# but then the moment something makes you jump, it'll drop off, wriggle about on its own, then you'd have to grow a new one...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Exactly.
Someone grabs/lops off yours, you're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# yes, but mine would be all furry and luxurious... I could hang off trees, open doors with my arms full
and all sorts of other things....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# So could I
what do you think wiggly waggly means?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# floppy like a rubber dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Trust you to think of that first.
Not exactly a large cavity indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# id like something moveable and useful
...like an elephants trunk...only without the danger that it may stick a bread bun up my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Useful and underused storage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# its not exactly a large cavity
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hehe... something akin to a monkey tail (obviously in proportion to myself)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# hahahahahahhah! that is pure Julie Moult :D
fecking minotaurs.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I for one
welcome our new minotaur overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Oh, good grief...
That's... um... an interesting take on matters...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# LMAO
Next up, Dr Fritzl making his own "Diablo" dungeon in his basement :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
My god that's bad, even by the Sun's standards..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Coasters \o/
Oooh, that one looks good too....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# ROLLYCOASTER
Hurrah for the best things in the world.

Also horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# G force facefuck ahoy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# That's possibly one of the best sentences I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *concurs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# That sentence was sponsored by Dr Pepper...
some red bull and a crude mix of antibiotics.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# You hardcore bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Neddy Kelly
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Ked Nelly surely?
we need more horse psychos.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# oh I say
Well done squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I like his shifty eye :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Haha!
Ned Kelly was a transvestite, it said so in a book I read.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *spangs*
Hehehe there appears to be a zombie plague going round of WoW:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# didn't that happen before, and caused huge problems?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# That was slightly different as it was a bizarre glitch in the system.
I'm guessing this is something to do with halloween although it's possible that it's the result of one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Possibly
Or it might be to do with the up-n-coming Lich King;

www.wowinsider.com/2008/10/23/the-plague-grows/
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Yup:) That makes sence as I've seen the roaches.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Same 'ere
Me warrior needs more gold dammit :p

Speaking of which, here's me main bitch

eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Twisting+Nether&n=Jeccytank
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Yeah by main is only lvl 65.
I sodding got landed running a sodding guild as well which is a bit annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# One of the guys in our guild has 9 level 70s on our server alone
Also got a 52 warlock on the go, but too busy trying to earn a 5k epic flying mount. 3 week grind so far, upto 3700.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I'm just trying to get to lvl 70 for when the LK comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# There is
Crates full of plagued cockroaches

EDIT if anyone's on the Twisting Nether server, gis 1400 gold please :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Ihere is indeed. It usually affects those sitting in front of the computer playing it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Shush you or I'll nick your crutches!
Hows is the peg Pegg?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# aching like buggery
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# And how do you know to draw this parallel?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# yey!
so its not just the players who are diseased
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# It always amuses me that a large proportion of the people that slag it off spend 2-4 hours a day on the Playstation etc.
Playing games where you're not even interacting with real people!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# It's Facebook with graphics!
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# No it isn't
No bowling mini-game
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Grand National sponsored by The Extreme Horse Society

Click for bigger (110k ish)
Click for actual
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Arf! This I like!
I had horse steaks in France once. Just tasted like normal steak. Hmm.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Have never eaten it
Did see some raw for sale at the market though. It looked like crocodile tongue.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# They made me
eat raw horse sashimi in Japan.

It was actually quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Oooooh, nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# You can
also have it atop a little pillow of rice, as sushi. Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I MUST try this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I was actually
thinking of making some Anglo-Japanese fusion sushi, using English food, like kippers and battenburg.
Is this an idea that would amuse the board, do you think?

edit: I mean, like actually make it and test it on willing tasters.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# If YOU ate them, yes.
If you made us do it, probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Of course
Every chef tatses his own food. I would also make a Japanese friend eat it. They forced enough odd food on me over there.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# That's alright then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I had horse lasagna.
It were right tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# yay
for horses negotiating rivers of lava!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# erk!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Erk?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# here's y inner?
Oh, globbits. Coming, your strangely one-letter-shortedness!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Does that have a 'ul br' missing?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Now I've got a head full of Yul Brynner (no bad thing)
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
sarah jessica parker.. also, might aswell pop this back in here.. might have to do a sarah jessica parker version.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# haha
excellent. *backs Mr. Shitehorse at 50/1*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Well the going's good to evil
Which he favours, so as long as he doesn't make a mistake at France, his odds may improve :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# haha!
proper ace!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha, good stuff indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I woke up with this in my head
Fully formed and everything
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Mornin' b3tans. Sorry for the seams, but work isn't shelling out for Elements yet. The bastards.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)

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