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Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

HA!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

oh dear...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

Mmmmmmmmm.

IT'S EMPTEH!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

arf!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

Anal gravy?

Oh my giddy aunt!!!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

Anyone else just suddenly noticed how like a skellington churches can be?

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

it's not raining!

oh. it's indoors.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

Yes, I have noticed this before!

What church that be? Lovely pic!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

Cheers

It's Bristol Cathedral, from when I was down there the other weekend.

CF the Wills Memorial Building

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

Lovely!

I went to a Cathedral in Lausanne, Switzerland when I was there back in May. It was stunning. Hapyy to gaz you some links if you want :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

lived there for three years

and never found out where the cathedral was, would've been screwed if i'd actually managed to graduate

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

College Green

Next to the Central Library.

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in vino veritas, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

Where the junior skaters go to practice

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)

nope no idea where the central library is either

just college green,

like i say, got thrown out so never need to find out :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)

Woo!

I thought it was bristol catheral before I rad this bit - I went there last week to take some piccies.
(luckily happen to work 5 mins walk awau)

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Weetobix, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)

I find if you buy a big packet there always at least one strange aeons in there.

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

FFX FTW!

nice pic too!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

Cthulhu fhtagn.

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gone, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

* fucksocks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

Nicely

nice pic and nice quote ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

Part of the new treatment for equinophobia...

Click here for the results...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

Never mind the horse beastie. What is that thing on the left.....

an under-fed elf?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

is that you?

you're consistently good - you talented git ;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

No, that's not me - I don't have orange hair.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

He is

'lo Freebs

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

'lo Pot

you well?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

ZOMG!

Kurt Cobaine has been reincarnated as a dork!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

he achieved that perfectly well the first time around.

/controversial

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

Not really that controversial,

cool kids don't form bands :)

Ning Archie!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

he was always shooting his mouth off

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

^ this.... oh yes, this.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

True, though

/most overrated musician since John Lennon blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

undoubtedly so

/The Beatles in general, although good for what they started, are basically a shorter lived Status Quo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

they started nothing

they just happened to be playing the night the A & R men decided to visit the cavern

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

Yeah Britney is the best thing that ever happened to music!

How do I know that will end up my comment on the statsboard?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

oops, you did it again.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

curt kobain

would have been an asshole even if he had not been in a shit, overrated band. He just happened to be an asshole in public before he did us all a favour.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

I hereby nominate you for high office, sir.

105% truth, right there.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

He's a front-runner for Cultural Minister

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

Oh god

Don't give him any more authority than strictly necessary, it brings out the worst in our naughty Zoot

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)

And all he ever wanted was to be like you!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

Oh you just don't like anything that hasn't been introduced by Terry Wogan!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

Fabulous

My first *click* of the week :D

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Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

hehehe

thats really good! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

How the fuck did I fall for that!!!

Woo btw.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

Absolutely brilliant

that deserves a PANOWIE with the accompanying WOO, YAY...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

OLD SKOOOOOL!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)

almost noon greetings! :D

Click for bigger (100KB)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

Shit off a sandwich, you're good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

pffft

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

Remind me not to come round your place for lunch!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

OFF a sandwich.

Christ. Hard to please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

Well you're not going to have your sub of the day!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

I know, I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere.

Sod them though, I've got tigerbread.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

such a con

it tastes nothing like tigers

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

It DOES taste of win though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

I used to make tiger bread

I worked in a bread (and cake) factory one strange summer whilst at uni

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

Did it put you off for life?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

Nah

But it did hit home a few truths

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)

:-( don't tell me if it'll make me not want bread.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

It's fine hun :)

It was more about how we like to see anything to do with our food as being totally sterile and professional, but before the packaging that makes us feel so secure there's a whole world of human involvement. We even made products for at least one massive bread company that you'd think would have some really professional factory for it!

Don't worry though, it was standard stuff, the worst was the cakes.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)

Ooooh good, bread>cake

Thank you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

That'll learn you from eating at Subway...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

I have a confession:

I love subway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

* ahem *

so do I - the Subway Melt with extra cheese is lovely...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

*nods emphatically*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

i had a voucher

for a double steak, double cheese once. didn't eat again for three months i was that full

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

Dirty dirty Subway.

I used to really like them, but then kind of OD'd on them, and now the smell that they waft out onto the street makes me heave as I walk past.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

I'm going to put crisps in my sandwich if there's any in the machine.

I'm dead hungry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

I had my marmite on toats* at ten-ish so will be able to eke things out a little longer today.

(* - nyom)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

Fuck yeah, nyom.

I had crunchy nut cornflakes with added cashews last night. Nomnomnom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

It's like low-grade food porn.

The 'Club International' of the take-away sandwich world.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

And, as is always the way of it

an amateur's attempt at the same thing is always better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

Oh, this too,

With the exception of Apostrophe, that Frenchie Coffee and Sandwich joint.

Best latte on the planet, and the salt beef & pastrami rolls they do are beyond compare.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

Salt beeeeeeeef *salivates*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

I'll Fedex you one, how about that?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)

Oooooh :D

I think you and I should grab some lunch in Holborn.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)

Yes indeed!

You can be an important client, and then we can expense it!

\o/ Double win!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)

YES!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

Do you know what they call the people that make the sandwiches at Subways?

Sandwich Artists!
Some kid with eruptive acne who's had 10 minutes training.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

If they were artists they'd understand the subtle art of cheese placing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

I actually went to war with Subways on a Wiki site

When had put complete corporate bollocks about how to order a sandwich and what a wonderful place Subways is. Being a wiki site I was able to edit it. So I chanced all the instances of sandwich artist to member of staff.
I then checked back the next day and had to do it again as they were obviously watching the site.
Six months later they gave up and it still says member of staff when I check every month or so.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

i've never seen anyone

under 18 working behind the counter, but i go to the upper class subways

is a fucking joke of a name

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

What?

They use a better quality plastic in the cheese?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

nah

they've learnt to adjust their facial muscles so they can actually smile :O

the bloke in the one i lived by in bristol right fancied me, didn't even have to tell him what i wanted when i went in (an no i didn't go in every day, more like once every three weeks)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

Towering goth girl is towering. And a girl. And a bit gothic.

Woo und yay.

...and you really like your flocks of ravens in the background, don't you?!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

i love them

so much it hurts - i do need to find some new birds though! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

Pelicans, Blue Tits, Robins and woodpeckers ftw!

Fluff up your dark images so there is an interesting juxtaposition.
Woe betide you if you have any blood on them though ;)
Woo, Rev!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

me - blood

now i dont think thats ever happened :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

Well maybe, but be careful...

A flock of flamingoes in the middle distance wouldn't do too much for the ambience.

Unless black flamingoes...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

Gah!

CLOVERFIELD!
was a shit film! C]:0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

Heheheheh

Just been looking through my old images and found this

Current!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

Hahahaha! That's STILL a fact!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

I also did genuine 'lol's at a weekend special one

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

now that was an odd film!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

yes

the camera work made TLH travel sick
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

the effects of the monster

was good - but the camera work (blaire witchy style) got on my tits!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

sideboob?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

hahah

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

now that was an ~~odd~~ shit film!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

Lovely stuff sir!

Would if I could...

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

bloody hell, that's a bit too awesome, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

woo

thank you sir! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

Ooh, nicely sir!

Are you well?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

thank you miss

not bad ta! :D yourself??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

Suspended again \o/

I wouldn't mind quite so much if they'd just make it believeable, but I'm too good at my job for there to be any real reasons.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

bloody idiots!

when i start my own super company - i'll employ you! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

Anyone that's spoken to you for longer than a minute knows you're a kind and honest person.

I'd like to be angry in front of your employers, but it wouldn't help matters.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

The missus was talking about ringing my boss up and asking what the fuck he was playing at

I was very tempted to let him as I'm genuinely confused by it myself*, but thankfully I realised that it wouldn't help matters and I can ask him myself when all this has blown over.

*Last I spoke to him he was saying something very similar to what you just did up there, and yet this suspension has somehow come about from something he passed onto HIS boss

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

The injustice just sickens me.

Good person like you. Hmph.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)

Goodness Gracious!

That's rather superb, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

cheers

sir! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

Very nicely done...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

Richard&Jedi

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Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

It looks very slimming on her.

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

You do?

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ClanSoul, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

Well I do when I'm wearing her like earmuffs!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

Crikey.

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ClanSoul, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

May the farce be with you!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

Oh, sir...

Excellent!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

would

n't

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WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

i wanna do her.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

/ac

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)

not much on autocomplete at the moment, did a clean up of web history and stuff

the porn searches that came up every time i went to google started distracting me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

iron porn? what an interesting idea.

some whore trying to take one... i wonder...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

No, no

and no.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

Totally would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)

shaky jakie!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

Richard and Juddery?

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ClanSoul, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

could make an interesting fuck

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

heheheh

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

Brilliant!
:D

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)

Fear leads to anger,

Anger leads to hate,
Hate leads to suffering,
Suffering leads to Ricky Gervais, here talking about his new TV show and his picks for our Book Club

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

Feng Shuied, you will be . . .

you will be . . . or summat

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)

I have no idea what you are banging on about

but it appears to be mocking Gervais which I condone.

I can't even look at that one trick pony's name any more without genuine feelings of anger rising. The humourless cunt. I'd truly like to punch him in his Eddie Izzard.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

He stirs those feelings in me

It's odd how I used to think he was great. Now I think he's a complete tinkle-stain.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

Hahaha!!

Hallo Ninj!

Where've you been?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

Hiya Moley!

I've been off with...wait for it...Gout!! In me bleedin' knee :(
How are you sir? :-)

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Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)

Gout free since 1967...

:D
I've heard it's painful... Poor old bugger.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

My sympathies.

I get gout in both my big toes. People love gout as some kind of comedy ailment but it's no laughing matter. It's in my top ten of worst pains ever experienced.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

Cheers you two :D

Yep, everyone thinks you just sit drinking Port and eat your body weight in steak.
But it is just hereditary and the pain is beyond belief. I usually get it in my toes :(

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Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

unfortunately I do

sit around and drink my weight in port :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

Are you going to compo this?

(it is Bagpuss, isn't it?)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

Baggypussy

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Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

A Christmas wish

Are we human or are we dancer?
May I suggest a third option?
CUNTS.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)

Suggestion upheld!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

Sorry TJ

If anyone is interested the new Nuts images are in my profile. I also scanned through as it was the Christmas edition so I can say there's none on the other pages.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

But i am not JT?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

I really, really detest how they keep referring to our images as 'spam'

And even 'spam of the week'

Also:
Dear Mr. Riverghost,

Why do you always refer to a link in your profile, when you can just put the link in your TJ? ~~Inquiring~~ Mediocre minds want to know.

Yours,
Mr. mediocre

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)

^ all of this.. with a light coating of peanut butter

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

Ah, there's a counter.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

all of this^ minus the peanut butter plus Marmite

and added "please change your profile colours so I can read the fecking thing".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)

Ah ther is a reason for that.

I gives me a guage of how many people are interested and go and look. I know not to bother anymore if no one goes and save myself the price of the magazines (I bought Zoo to keep in the loop but it wasn't worth scanning.

For instance I can tell that since I posted it 41 people have been to look.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

Excellent answer

cheers ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

does british zoo have scantly clad women in it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

scanty to nekkid but no front botty.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)

I knew this

and looked 41 times to fuck up your stats.
:P

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

On alternate weeks zoo do 3 tiny "spam" images

and 3 tiny "accidental porn" images

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)

And each time I have to trawl past images of torn flesh and broken bones

in both of them!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

Is accidental porn the same thing as tripping and falling on a phallic object with a sexy orifice, while being naked or wearing sexy underwear, and having accidentally left the camera filming on a tripod that caught the whole thing?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

If only...

it's basically turnips in the shape of willies

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

You bought Zoo to keep in the loo?

dirty boy!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

Silly BHW of course I don't

Loo space is kept for the 2008 2 girls 1 cup annual.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

*boke*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

you want the 2009 one for christmas?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

Naaa

I@ll settle for The MAddie one:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

can't get you that

i've run out

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)

^ *votes for this*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

*votes*

*checks the time*

Morning!

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Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)

I like the Killers.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)

DIE HERETIC

I made the mistake of seeing them at Glastonbury- there's an hour of my life I'll never get back.
He looks like a paedophile/an uglier Matt Damon

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)

Thank you!

I bought their first album and went to see them in Brixton. I ended up propping up the bar at the back.

I really cannot fucking stand this human/dancers song.

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Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)

it's "are we human, or are we dancer?"

what the fuck does that mean?
man's a cunt.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)

That's a good enough argument for me

I shall now print this picture and throw darts at it because the man is obviously a big twat.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

Ooh

do me next flower!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

I have been

but the picture is so full of holes I can hardly make out your mug.
I shall print another.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

First album was OK

couple of good tunes

Beyond that.... meh!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

^ This

"All The Things That I've Done" being a gem.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)

Mr Brightside is also a winner!

Ning all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

^this^

fab tune

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

opinions on the internet lol

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)

opinions are like arseholes

everyone has one but you don't want it pushed in your face
(Captain Wow excepted)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

The Cap has no bottom?

What madness is this?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

on the contrary

I've never seen it, but in my mind it is the queen of the bottoms

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

It's a very fine bottom,

If I may make so bold.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

pictures please

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

Oh, I could never do that, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)

'Tis a WOMAN'S bottom, Sir!

I'll wager that bottom has never ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

I'll wager it has

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)

So do I.

Mr Brightside is one of the greatest tracks ever recorded

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

indeed.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)

There's a nice remix of that on CD2 of Sensation White 2005

A quick google reveals it might be called jacques Lu Cont's Thin White Duke mix.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

Indeed - this can be found on the album sawdust, I believe.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)

oh my god, what have i started?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

Suddenly everyone realises that the Killers aren't as bad

as Alexandra Burke's massacring of Hallelujah :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

I can't bring myself to listen to that, even out of morbid curiosity

no-one should be allowed to touch that

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

Would you not give Mr Wainwright's version a free pass?

I rather like that version. In a Shrek-free sense, obviously.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

I really like that version too

The Jeff Buckley version is better though.

Anything by a "proper" musician beats what fucking Simon Cowell has churned out for that wannabe karaoke tart.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

Other than Jeff Buckley, obviously

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

only jeff- even Leonard's version is inferior

Jeff sounded like an angel

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

^this^

I think the phrase "Doing a mariah" needs to enter common usage.

It was fucking dreadful

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

Yes, I think I've heard that

It's at the end of the Sawdust compilation album they did.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

^this

and even if you think they are shit there are much better musical targets to wish death on.

Fuck me ITV give us like 10 every year months

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

they are too easy

these twunts masquerade as "alternative" but they are deeply mainstream shite.
Maybe I should say that I've just heard it on the radio and it tipped me over the edge. I need to change channels.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

You seem very angry about them

Im not damning you for having differing opinions on music to me you just seem to have an unusual level of bile directed at them like they killed your family with bad music or something

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

it's monday

I should be in bed with a lady on my face, but I'm in an office listening to soul-destroying mediocre pig-piss on the radio.
It's not personal, but they should die.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

Fairy muff

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

yesyesyes

you may,

excellent

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

Someone appears to be bleeding

and from the comments above he appears to deserve it.

I'm useless with cultural references unless they contain portions of geek.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

he's a talentless cunt

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)

^this

seems to refer to this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_(The_Killers_song)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

I'd like to give him a crippling blow

and not in the mouth-to-cock way I'm sure he's used to giving.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)

Oh really?

I have an album of theirs. I think it's called samtown or something. I don't remember purchasing it so it may have been a wife purchase. I do remember listening to it a couple of times. I don't remember wanting to burn it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

never heard of them to be honest.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

pretty much this

although i was aware there was a band called killers, no idea after that though.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

Recently I have

bought Ministry of Sound The Annual 2009 and Hed Kandi The mix 2009. I am so down with the kids dude.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

I was gonna change the name on the new album to The Suicidals.

it's all a bit depressing don't ya think?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

Yeah but what a pants lyric.

Are we human or are we dancer. That is neither logical or artists. It's meaningless poncy want!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)

Yep, I agree

although Hot Fuss was awesome after that, they totally lost their way.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

Are we human

or are we denser?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

*votes*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)

They're ok

bit generic, but then I've not heard all of their stuff.

4 minutes till my pointless meeting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)

I'll buy you a big pressie

if you can get the word 'queef' into your meeting and record it for shits n giggles.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

Ahhh, I'd gone by then, sorry chap.

I did use the phrase 'no sorry chap, that's imfuckingpossible'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

that would be rather ironic

the lead singer of the killers being killed

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)

Dear Mr The Killers

Your song is a nonsense
and you sound like Chris de Berg

lots of love

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

are we human,
or are we dancing,
cheek to cheek

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

^this

and yes, it can be milked

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

p.s.

and 'pot thinks so too.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)

Haahaha

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

Is this a petition we can all sign?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

the original ain't much to sniff about

but the trance mix is pretty good

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)

aha

toap on a rope for xmas, my fav

(Darth Vodka, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)

Snork!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:07, archived)

Would you still be so fucking good if I did...THIS!

Ah-hah!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

Hallo Jessie!

How's you?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)

Not too bad all considering

Trying to be a non-emo and get on with stuff
KEEP IT TOGETHER SOLDIER ;)

How's my favourite newbie made good?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)

I'm fine, ta

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

MSN no longer lets me talk to you

and rejects everything I say.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)

Oh bums!

I thought you hated me . . .
I'll re-log in

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)

"NYAM NYAM NYAM NYAM NYAM NYAM!!!"

top stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)

NORKS! (Anag)

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

You should create your own zoo.

I'd become a life member.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

I'd have a special cage especially for you...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

Ahhhhhhhh

what is it?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

My tail always wags when you post

*feeds egg butties to lovely creature*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

throws him an orange :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)

It's party season for animals too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)

Squirrelz love Stella

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

She speaks quite highly of them, as well.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

nings fella

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)

Flashforward to Friday night, eh?

and a very good Ning-a-ling to you, my fine fellow!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)

Party animals ftw!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)

It's 5 o'clock somewhere

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)

Oooooof, goodness

*rattles*

edit: where the fuck is everyone?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

Australia.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)

about 20 km east and north of him

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Ratsta, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

over there >

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

<over there

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

to me >

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

<To you

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

< somewhere >

Over a rainbow...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

In ... the ...

Thames ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

Fucking Whales in the Thames on Muthafucking Stilts you say????

/sweary shock old improv comic news blog

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

AND THE GODDAMNED POPE!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

The new Nazi Pope or the old Parkinson's Pope?

Kids loved the old Pope and the new ride will be appearing in the Vatican's Fun Fare

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

Weigh a pie

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

\o.

Here

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

relax!

Here I am! C];0)

G'morning all!
pleasant weekends?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

*ignore

He he he

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

dth has you on ignore?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

NOOOOOOO!

yes!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

dave the hat has abundent wind!!

oh noes!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

* Takes DTH off ignore and puts k3b/-\/b on..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)

aw.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

Who said that ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)

*salutes*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

'allo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

At a desk, in London

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

This.

Unfortunately.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

*raises fist*

solidarity brother

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

same here

/although I'm having an impromptu 'dress-down Monday'
due to forgetting my work shoes.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:12, archived)

I can feel a Pearl Jam 'Ten' episode coming on.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)

Ah, you've got *those* on again, have you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

Tee hee!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

here

apart from those that are somewhere else

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

I went elsewhere, I thought everyone was gone.

I went candle shopping.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

Ipswich.

*sigh*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

through that mystery wall, that's like something out of that twighlighty show about that zone...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)

I'm

in my bedroom in my pants after a breakfast of kippers.
I am considering if I should put pants on and do important stuff or if I should start world of warcraft, drink beer and kill fiends.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

Kippers?! I want kippers. Kipper me.

I've got pants on. Dotty ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

*smokes*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

Do you like Rastabilly?

*stomps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

Alas

the kippers are all gone. This saddens me. I think I shall now order some smokies and salmon for the holiday period so I am not bereft of a top breakfast.
www.arbroath-smokie.co.uk/catalog/

What are you having for Crimble day? I am cooking a 3 bird roast from Seldom Seen farm.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

My mum orders those to make these excellent little smokies

I forget what they're actually called but it's like a tasty fish mousse with more fillet on top, they are one of the most delicious things and really only seem to work with their fish.

We're also having another 3 bird roast this year.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)

I stopped with the huge turkey thing

some years ago. I was sick of turkey after years and years of it. Many people don't like it especially if it's cooked by someone who cooks a bird but once a year so I always went the way of silverside joint of beef and a gammon hock and people can have a choice. Then the three bird roast came to my attention ( by way of Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall doing a 10 bird one some years back ) and this will be our 4th year at it. Fantastic piece of meat and never ever a single bit of waste ( being boneless you just slice that thing right up and pop the leftovers in the freezer for sarnies ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)

You wear multiple pance?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

I'm confusing myself through

lack of beer. I meant I should put on my overpants. My pantalon de publique as it were.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

Strides. Leg shirts. Bisected manskirt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

I might compromise

and put on my thermal johns just in case I have to answer the door to pay the window cleaner.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

Long johns are brilliant.

I have some. I want a thermal onesie.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

Me too!

I looked everywhere for one a few weeks back, but no-one seemed to do them :/

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

I know where there's some

but it's on my home computer favourites. Remind me tomorrow (I'm out tonight) and I'll grab the link for you.

Right, ciggie time then ten minutes more b3taing before yet-another-pointless-sodding-meeting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)

Thanks miss

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

do I have to do

everything for you girls, like a man? Just because you flutter your eyelids and say in a baby voice " will you do it for me hunny bunny?" I know you lot are wiring plugs and tuning TVs in the minute our backs are turned.

www.britishthermals.com/Mens_Thermals/Mens_All-In-One_Thermal_Suit

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

Thanks hunny-bunny

*eventually figures out how to click link, all by herself*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)

That's the one I was going to go and find.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)

I know.

I've been watching you from a hole in the ceiling for the last 3 months.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)

You lucky thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)

Given the options you're considering, I vote trackie bums, comfy socks and get slaying.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

home

with the fire lit, a cup of tea and a pile of unwrapped presents :)

*comfy glees*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)

So many people are at home.

I'm never at fucking home, I'm always working. How do you all manage it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

I had a baby. Kerching!

edit: actually, that's quite a high price to pay for some time off...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

BABY

I'd love a baby.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

You've got my number, my dear...

Anything I can do to assist.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

I think the wife'd get a mite pissed off if I bred with others.

:D Uncle JPG has a nice ring though.

HAHA not like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

*inappropriate LOL*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

Currently unavailable...

If you would like to leave a message, please leave your name, number and any brief message after the tone.

*beep*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

*leaves obscene message about Grand-daughter*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

*leaves abusive message about mindpiss*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

hehe....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

*phones*

PANTS!!

*hangs up*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

Hey Manuel I've slept with your granddaughter!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

Hi Archieface, Captain here. I have your underwear, Thanks for the bagel.

*dialling tone*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

that's probably the most awesome answerphone message to receive.

particularly if you have to listen back to it in a crowded office

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

I've had to leave messages like it before

well, one. A male mate of mine wanted to get rid of a mental date, so I had to beat him home with a message telling him his SON was VOMITING and I NEEDED HIM.

He is now a 9 bob note. Much easier.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

'9 bob note'

Still remains one of the most giggle-worthy descriptors ever.
Along with the venerable Mr Stephen Fry's sublime 'as gay as a hedge'.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)

'the name of one and the body of the other'

hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

morning Dave :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

G'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)

Here*

*there, actually.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

*massive cuddleses* good morning, my lovely

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

Awww.... *Ginormous Hugs*

Hello, lovely pickle!
Ultra-busy today, hence a fleeting visit. Also, since my BASTARD washing machine just died, I've had to forfeit my New Year Alpine adventure in order to replace the damn thing.
:(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

I feel your pain, ours is dead as well.

Poor bunchkin though, I shall have to endeavour to entertain you from here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

I am at home

but making some dull industry marketing newsletter for large corporation

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

:-(

hurry it up so you can finish and watch some telly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

it's about 2145 here

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

corr...what's the future like?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

That moustachio-ed gent with the Cloak and walking cane over there

just informed me it was 'Orange', and quite bright, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

I wouldn't trust 'im

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

I say!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

Arf!

Quick Draw McProdge!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Have some date rape with that (not worth it's own thread):

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

ho ho ho!

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NeeNoo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)

Hehehe!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

oooooooooof

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WormuIus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

Hahaha

Top Hattage :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)

Argh.

I just had a Somerset flashback. That's all I need of a Monday.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

*flashes*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

AHAHAHA!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)

Oh SHUSH!

Exeter isn't even IN Somerset!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

Yes it's Devon but we'll forgive you

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)

hahahahaha

great one Dave

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)

lol

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)

Fucking hate taunton

Just because it's the 'administrative centre' of the county it thinks it's the Big I Am.

It's not... it's shite

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:04, archived)

pfft :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

Yay for Alcoholic Capital cities

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)

"Mum's a virgin, my ass!"

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

why are tv shows like that made? so fucking stupid

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

To entertain people like you..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

me? never...i only watch the ones like "i have an odd fetish"

they are funny.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

I have not seen that one and I a not about to check on YouTube!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

so what's the Aussie equivalent of Jeremy Kyle?

there must be low grade TV for the masses in Aus?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

Rolph Harris and Skippy

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

I would watch a chat show hosted by Rolf

That would be awesome, he could do the wobble board in the intro music..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

rolf is all the awesome.

i'll agree with skippy though.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)

k3b/-\b and skippy, sitting in a tree...

K.I.S.S.I.N.G...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)

here's maiof's take on the matter...

www.b3ta.com/board/8559810

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

Nice...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)

"Sons and Daughters"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

oh fuck I remember that

Blue Heelers was worse..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)

to be honest we haven't got one.

there used to be a panel discussion called beauty and the beast, people wrote in and said "my husbands an arse but he's got a big knob what do i do?" the women on the panel would give semi usefull advice and the beast would argue and question panelists intellegence etc and say, dump him and i'll give you one.

the rest of the low grade tv is like home and away, blue heelers (now finished) and a current affair.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)

to keep the proletariat from realising that they have the power in society

which would lead to them revolting and creating a truly just society.

(well that's what Marx told me anyway)

Duh!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

The proletariat is revolting!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

they certainly are..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

I like the chocolate ones.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

How many Trotskyites does it take to change a light bulb?

The light bulb cannot be changed - it must be smashed.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

HAHAHA, i like that one.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)

hahaha

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

It's excellent television

car crash sociology. As long as you are laughing at the people embarrassing themselves on the show, I don't see the problem. It's when you find yourself nodding your head and relating to some of the stuff that you should look at yourself.

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)

You truly have to be

a social misfit to be able to watch this type of thing in any capacity. It's like saying "I watch big Brother but it's ok, I'm laughing at them"
It's a shameful and shocking indictment of modern life that this kind of thing is churned out to placate the chav masses. They should turn TV off during the day and just transmit jobscene.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

but....

don't you think that the chav's at home are watching it to glean nuggets of advice for the lives. On the rare occasion that I am at home to watch it, I find it hilarious. Talk about hanging your dirty washing out in public.

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

Merry Christmas

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)

Hahahaha

brilliant Rudolphage!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

Sorta TJ.

May be a good idea for anyone doing one of these to tag it with an anti Mail tag so they don't make up a page of these.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

Has anyone got any links for the original source animation(s)?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

...

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Three Dog Man, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

Somebody make available the original anim gif

with the shoes on it please

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)

hahaha!

That's a triffic first-thing to-see-today :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

Go on TWAT him wih it!

* Also - Nice Reindeer... Woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

hahaha

how festive

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

is it wrong to hate christmas?

nice pic though.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

Haha

most excellent :D

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

Hahaha

There'll be a whole page of them on the Mail website by the end of the day.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)

spitzenklasse!

hahahaha

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

Brill!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

haha

fantastic, a lil big but also gets a big woo!

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)

this is

splendid

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)

Hahahahahahahaa

Brrrrrilliant!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)

Bretzel rather than snow ball could have been funny too
But Who cares its Christmas time:)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)

hahahaha

have a click

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

haha excellent

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)

Hahaha!

Oh this one's very good! :D

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..wil, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:09, archived)

The reindeer...

Looks like he's in on it!

(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)

Pure Class

There is something wrong with me though, I keep watching hoping that maybe the next one hits him.

(Doogie Talons, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)

my day was shit

until I saw these anims and the original footage

fucking glad someone took a pot shot at the twunt, even if they missed

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)

Hahhaa

the reindeer makes it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)

hahahaha!

It looks like Bush poops a shoe

(nom_nom_nom, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)

From russians

(funkyradio VODKA BALALAYKA, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)

pfffft

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)

haha

i like this one

(william_shatner, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)

You got a mention

in print: London Metro and online:

theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2008/12/a-repository-of.html

*clickah*

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

mention

youve also got a mention on the manchester metro too... probs ALL metros

(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)

The shoe thing is just a cover up

here is what was really happening:

'nings etc...

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Liquid Crystal, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

Ha ha ha - silly

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

hahahaha

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)

pffff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)

this = win

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)

I wonder if Britney had her pance on when she sat for this?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

She never has her pants on, so no...

Ning All

PS: Why is it always rustic in your images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

i'll bet that i would be the only bloke that could get her to pull them up.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)

Who? Printmeister?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

Rustic? RUSTIC?

You can't say rustic these days... it's as bad as saying spastic!

'pastoral' is the correct terminology!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

How about OLD?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)

that'll do!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

That's very woosome.

Have a click.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

wooo

very nice sir! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

Marvellous,

I see she's cracking up again..

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

wood!

wood

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

nice

was it drawn or maps/filtas?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)

just blanked the original face

and added hers as a couple of softlight layers, then a bit of dodge and burn for shading.

PS. your sig...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)

ah ok.

haha, I'm working up to writing an FFT for a pseudospectral scheme rather than image processing. if you've got a singular value decomposition filter it will pull the detail with less blurriness.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)

I fucking knew it!

I've been cynically manipulated into using hard sums!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)

the discrete fourier transform (what the fft calculates)

is in fact, a straight forward sum.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)

Yes, although

when I was working on the multisymplectic Fourier pseudospectral scheme for the nonlinear Schrödinger (NLS) equation, I investigated some discrete properties corresponding to local conservation laws of the original equation. The discrete normal conservation law was proved, and the error estimation of local and global energy conservation laws were also obtained. Numerical experiments for cubic NLS equation were provided to demonstrate the consistency between the theoretical analysis and the numerical results.

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)

hahaha sorry....

cut & pasted from Google!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)

harvard style reference or it isn't true!!

(that is a legit abstract right?)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)

Lifted from here

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)

ah ta, it looks interesting.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)

Top of your Christmas Tree looking bare?

What you need is a Christmas Gin Fairy to sit on your tree and spout obsenities at you and your loved ones (you'll have to imagine that bit)!

Click for full size template (200K)

* I haven't had chance to print off and make one myself yet but should be fine based on previous ones

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

I'm gaffa taping Mighty Thor to the top of mine.

This is lovely though, and I shall link it to my drinking friends.

(I shall be having a Wogan one, but I'm going to attach him to my mate's tree where we're spending Christmas day)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

Yay

Sadly I have a zombie up there already:(

EDIT: Tell you what you and Happytoast can have a fight and the winner can have their fairy on my tree:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)

Zombies are more "Christmassy"

EDIT : Fight???? Go with the Zombie!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

Arse

I'll just have to buy a second tree:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

This is grand

though I have a Angelbot that wouldn't be very amused if I removed him.

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fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

bloody brilliant!

i have a giraffe on my tree! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

Inspired choice!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

he is ace

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

Hahaha

tut tut! Is that a fake tree?!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

yeah i'd only buy

a real tree if it had roots and i had a garden to put it in :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)

I have to admit this is the first year I bought a rotless one

BUt I know the guy that sells them and I knew that he needed the trade.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

well i admire your kindness

but i dont really like rootless :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)

They don't last very long

They are actually in reality normally tree tops.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)

rootless? is that a euphimism for a chopped down tree?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)

your really losing any credibility when you correct my spelling today aren't you?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)

i wasn't actually...i was just asking what a rootless tree was

then i was going to have a go for being a tree butcherer.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)

euphemism.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

decorations havent gone up here yet. maybe they will soon

buy i want freddie mercury as the fairy on top of the tree. in this pose: keepqueenalive.com.sapo.pt/freddie mercury magic tour.jpg

although your pissed up fairy is nice.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

This is superb

although I have a box of fish on the top of my tree

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)

Woo!

Nicely done!

I actually want a Happytoast zombie if anyone has the linky....?

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

Yes

It's
here

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

:'(

Them's not the fairies I yam looking for....

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)

Fabbo

You guys are the gift that keeps on giving :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

Well until we send you the bill anyway.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW!

Ning, board!

Apologies for shoddiness. Just had to get it out.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

Hahahaha

I saw one of their headlines the other day about the possibility of a postal strike: POSTMEN SABOTAGE CHRISTMAS.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

...

It was actually a pretty devout Christian doctor who pointed out to me that Christians oughtn't to have a problem with hybrid embryos, since they've been worshipping a strange clone/ hybrid thingy for the best part of 2000 years anyway...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

Christ

those poor people. They get shat on royally.

Also, people who work in post offices that are franchises are going to get it in the neck as well, and they don't even get any of the post office benefits or salaries or anything. My best friend runs a post office franchise and gets paid minimum wage for it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

Ironically the only people threatening strike action are some sorting offices.

So the postmen had nothing to do with it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

Paaaaat! Paaaat! What have you done to me Paaaat!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

They won't gt shat on

They'll be walking at precisely 4.1mph, and it's very difficult to aim a poo at that speed.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

and they've been issued with special poo-hammocks to stop it happening

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

Hello, oh sweet and fragrant Nibes

how does Monday morning find you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)

hello capt

I am ooooo-k except I have a nasty cough, which means I am only 3 steps from death

are you feeling all better now?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)

Yes, although I am a bit parp-y.

It's ok, you're safe where you are. Bloody toast.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

I think I once slept in a poo-hammock

I've disgusted myself now

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

hahahahahah!

having been told the story of the nativity since I was a small child, and going along with it back then - well the priest reads it out on christmas day mass, the teachers all tell it etc so it must be true, now I'm older ~~and wiser~~ the idea that Mary has to say "Errr, Joseph, I know we've not been trying for a baby, but I'm preggers. Oh, but don't worry, God did it" has to be one of the funniest excuses in the history, of, well, history

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

Would this not make god a hypocrite too?

He's going round telling everyone not to have sex out of wedlock...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

weblock? well If he can't access internet pr0n, I guess he'd have too....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

Weblock obviously is when you get married

by someone who has an internet indoctoration.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)

He didn't have sex, though.

He just sort of flung it across the cosmos with a sort of angelic turkey-baster and - SHAZAM - the deed was done.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

So basically you're saying Mary got preggers

by divine bukkake?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

This is all fodder for when I become a vicar, you realise.

You bastards are going to make me the worst vicar ever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

Well I'm a priest all ready!

I don't want to hear your sermons: A lo the lord said to Mary, 'Wipe yourself off dear it everywhere!'
ANd Mary did say, 'I think some is in my ear!'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)

Remind me not to let you baptise my children...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)

The chances of you baptising your children are?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)

About the same chance of him having them:P

EDIT: Oh deary dear. No 1 on the statsboard:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

Close to zero, admittedly...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)

There you go, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

"flung it across the cosmos"? Hahahahah!

I hope it's not a regular thing....

"Houston, this is the International Spacestation, we have a problem, there's Godspunk in orbital manouvering thruster 5 again...."

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

This would be a tea-on-keyboard moment,

if only I had some tea nearby.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)

Pffft

another exclusive!
'nings all!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

hahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

God's cock should have split her in half

I can't imagine being omnipotent and not having a massive schlong.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

No, no...

It's a *metaphysical* cock, meaning it's not actually physically there, just there as a broad concept, and everyone knows that you can squeeze a broad concept into any cnut.....

(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

Ha Ha

Nice - though I won't use this for the MU carol service this afternoon

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nhojjohn, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)

CYLONS?!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)

....

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

i presume she's dead.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)

yes. It's all very amusing.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)

People dying is comedy GOLD.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)

pffft

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

Jake the Peg shorts are Pegless

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

Hahaha

It looks like he's tied up a stickman and shoved it down his shorts. He's even cut eyeholes.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

Haha, someone got a bit excited :D

Awww, you edited. It was nice. I got excited talking about pudding once.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)

mmmm eye holes.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)

Low cockalorum!

That Mickey, he's not Minnie.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

hehehe... blimey, what a thing to see first thing....

many happy 'ningles to the /board

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEE!!!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

BIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)

The flying bastard fairy tingle tangle dick featured banana prick have you been?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

I was going to ask where you have been, but I will go with Wow's...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)

I was trapped in a subspace time warp for all of time (which seems to have only lasted a few weeks). I have seen every possible outcome of the future, experienced every past, and now I'm back

actually, I decided to take a break from b3ta for a bit :D

nings' cap!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)

Stunning, I took a sabbatical of my own recently

good show, brill to have you back.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

hahaha - this made me laugh

what a great start to the b3ta week

Ning Kaiser

Ning Board

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

Freeeeeeeebs

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

morning gorgeous

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)

Aww :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

hahahah very nice!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

haha

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)

Ace.

We should have a Stick Cocks On Things compo.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)

JA!

www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/images/upload/Horace-Horsecollar-1-web.jpg

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

NO!

Can you hear it? That is the sound of 1000's of lurkers turning their attention towards you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

The opening of Shrek the musical was on the news this morning.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)

fuckin yeah

*clicks*
I hate musicals, me.
Lloyd-Webber and Ben Elton should be locked in a room and be forced to eat each other to death.
CUNTS.

'ning

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)

'ningles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)

Also coming in 2009

Kane!: The musical
Together Forever: The Rick Astley Story
Hairspray: The musical based on the film of the musical based on the film
Last of the Summer Wine

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)

I'd like to see how they build the set for last of the summer wine.

It's going to need a fucking big hill for them to roll down in a bath.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)

You forgot

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria: The Musical.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)

Maddie, the Musical

1: Has anyone seen my child?
2: Rohypnol Blues
3: Bury that baby
4: Crocodile tears
5: (suggestions anyone?)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)

Don't Leave Me This Way......

....in a shallow grave...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)

Last CHristmas I gave you my heart

BUt the very next day you got £500,000 for it from a rick businesman with a sick child?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)

Maddie should come back as a zombie while singing "Thriller"

As sponsered by "The News Of The World"

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

and of course, the classic

"been around the world, & I can't find my baby"
damn I'm good at hiding bodies

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

Hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)

is it just me.....

....or could Maddie just be the new "Anne Frank"?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)

What?

She's hiding from the nazis?

You could imagine her diary. Day one. Learnt to write.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)

Day 18 - damn that tasted salty.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)

Day 24 - for some reason I find it easier to poo than ever before.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

Poor Kathy Staff

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)

indeed...

b3ta.com/board/9024262

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)

WORDS WORDS WORDS...

Had to say it, Riv.
ALSO
Pffft [sustained to curtain]

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)

If anyone says they don't like musicals

they tend to like South Park the Movie.

Yeah, exactly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)

But that is the greatest musical of all time

I don't hate musicals, per se.

I hate the west end's obsession with only making stuff with recognition appeal.

If it's not based on something pre-existing, or if they can't get some hollywood 'star' in it, they don't want to know at the moment

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)

I still want to see the Jerry musical.

By that I mean Jerry Springer, not the Producers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)

But that's Stewart Lee and therefore probably genius

I haven't seen it though

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

I think we should have a /board excursion

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

I'm up for it- is it still showing?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)

Not a clue, but I hope so.

I'd love to see it, and I'm a lolchristian so everyone else should have NO excuse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)

I wouldn't mind seeing Jerry Springer the opera

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A /BOARD EXCURSION

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)

My fave stilll has to be Return to the Forbidden Planet

Hailed as Shakespears forgotten rock and roll classic. It's the musical of Forbidden planet using rock and roll classics. The musical is actually played by the cast and it does into the interval with Cookie the chef doing a 10 minute guitar solo to The ZOmbies, She's Not There!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)

You wait

Ther'll be Man o War: The Musical next:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)

\o/ IF FUCKING ONLY

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)

heh heh----well put sir

musicals eh?what a pile of tripe

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)

TeLlToLiN after reeding all U`re funney thrads =o)

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tolin its me, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)

you look like someone i know.

is your name related to curdled milk in any way?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)

waht

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tolin its me, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)

heh 9:11

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tolin its me, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)

O HAI FAT BASTARD

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)

....

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)

I'll pea this from yesterday then

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)

Something has happened.

What's afoot?

Toast, I'm frightened.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)

Someone lobbed shoes at George Bush yesterday

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)

Oh, I haven't seen any news since Saturday.

but I did TIDY AND CLEAN MY FLAT ...

Be amazed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)

*crosses fingers*

Please be Heather Mills. Please be Heather Mills. She the only one I know who has one spare.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)

Fantastic text on Five Live this morning:

"Well, the man is clearly forgetting that under saddam Hussein, he would have been put to death for that. So clearly the Iraq war has done some good"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)

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