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# ARF
ning all


edit- :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Jajaja. Buenos noches.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# buenas noches ;)
*proud*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Er... Claro.
/hasn't spoken a word of spanish since GCSE blog
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i know one
PUTO :D lol
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# *digs out copy of "Asterix in Spain"*
Olé!

But since riverghost declared it Sweden Day today, I'm making kladdkaka.
Fortunately none of you know where I live so it's all mine.
Nyom nyom nyom.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I had no idea it was Sweden Day today!

in that case, here is Princess Madeleine of Sweden riding a huge cock

sorry
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Mr Porker has been licking my cock!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# the fez
really makes this^ :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# No... I made it... honest..
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Don't say that
It won't get FPed!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Did you
make him lick it?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:45, archived)
# sup
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Hahaha
That is supers. I clicketh thee
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)
# and I'll raise you...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# ahahahahahahahhahahah
HA!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# ^
me too
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# ACE!
Damn - im LOLing like an anime forum member tonight.

Some good hummus about
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# :D :D :D
This I love even more.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# All of the above are excellent
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# hahah!
Winnar!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Heh heh
Excellent.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Any chance
Of a wallpaper of this?

Mighty fine, if I do say so :)

*click*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# woo
click
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Text on a chief!
Needs more sombrero and maracas
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# (actual) LOL
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# The best kind of lol *fact* ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Si.
No puedes manejar un carro mientras estas tomando esta medicina.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# ningas!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Go, Diego, Go!?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# 'fraid so...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# ????
...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha this needs the dogs as food in the reflection
sadly I am lacking skillz
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:06, archived)
# crab flashback...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Masterchef!



Also how rude!.Woo to VF!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I once read the question:
"Which would you take - a weekend in a caravan with John Torode or sex with Greg Wallace?"

I'm yet to arrive at an answer.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# sex with greg
if i could be the top
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I suppose that as a self-anointed "ingredients expert",
he'd have no trouble indentifying what you'd put in him.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# wallace is a blatent spanker
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
shouty shouty shouty
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# YUS!
Nicely ninja'd!

Looks mutros betros now 'ombre
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Now do ALOHA
:P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
#
i use imagemode when i don't want this shit on my own website
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)
# oh dear
that made me laugh far too hard
just imaginging his voice processor going "brrrrrum"
yes - i AM going to hell - but you're all coming with me!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Hahah - it made me chuckle now i am imagining this too....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Ahh, a mini John Deere.
Good choice of toy tractor, that.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Haha, how Cornish do you want to be? Sheesh ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Sorry, I'm being a bit of a stereotype tonight!
I once drove a combine harvester when I was 10 ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Wow, I'm honestly jealous.
Always thought agriculture related vehicles look ace fun.


Also, being Cornish is pretty cool by my books.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
#
you need DIGGERLAND
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# O_O
COOL
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# okay - is it wrong that i know what that is before i click it?
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# haha
me too.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# this^
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# After that comment, you are now my favourite person ever.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# ^_^
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Cornish???
He's well into the wilds of Buttfuck, Ohio when he's talking about John Deere.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# looking at the source
i suspect it's a knock off
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# fucking hell i love you
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I have amused myself once again
therefore you are clearly getting a click from me on that one.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Britney Spears
Riding a huge cock

apologies for lack of skill
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha
aces
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
old skool b3tatastic~
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Don't feel you have to apologise for her.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# lols
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# If anybody could ride a huge cock I'm sure Britney could
*Why don't you leave her alone!!!!!!* ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha top
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Arf!
Brillyfabbo.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# BRITNEY RIDES COCK SHOCKER!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# lollage
good job!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# thanks
to all of you^

*sniff*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# !
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Aaargh, kill it!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Just finished drawing a friend's portrait
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Looks nothing like Thom Yorke
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Yeah
thank god he isn't. :P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)
# :)
luvverly stuff madam/sir/badger
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Thankyou!
...on behalf of all Badgerkind. :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# HERE'S TO US
;D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hi-Fives
on that topic, how do I post so that only the bold text appears? It's probably really obvious, but I'm a moron. :P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# <b></b>
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM THOM
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Where's the other chopstick?
woo.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Hehe
it's a conductor's baton. :P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# a conductor's batonburg you say?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Yes!
It's both musical and marzipanal!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Respek!
Done with a pencil and everything! My thom pic below was struggled out, with the aid of undo buttons, layers and marquee selections. None of that old fashioned pencil n paper lark - far too hard for me!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Thanks
I could never, ever do digital paintings... I seriously can't get my head around it. Your Thom pic is totally awe inspiring!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Aw, cheers.
If you have a wacom tablet, its a piece of piss. I really cant manage with conventional drawing tools as my skillz are so sloppy
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# That'd make an interesting challenge...
swapping over drawing tools, so digital folks have to go traditional and vice versa.

..It'd be utterly impossible for people like me on touchpads though. :P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# roadkill haircut
nicely nice
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Ta
very much :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Just trying something
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Haha
Cool :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Thom sketch
Im doing a tutorial for a book about how i made my 3D Thom caricature. They need a sketch to show the initial development.
Ive not drawn for years (literally) and this was a massive confidence boost, cos im chuffed with it considering i spent about 1.5 hours on it.

Photo ref used, but not traced on or nuffing.



The 3d one



Kinda wished i bothered to sketch it out first, because now i can see where i could have improved the 3d one - namely the hair shape. Bah.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# fandabbydozy!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Looks like David Archuleta to me...
Not that I know who he is... or watch American Idol or anything.... :S
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Oh oops, replied in the wrong place >_<
Oh well :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# NEVER
say that about Thom! :o
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Only the one drawing!
Thom's much much lullier and a thousand million times cooler than David Archuleta..!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Most brill.


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Thats super duper
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# it's shit.

that what the kids are calling excellent these days isn't it?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# talent on the /board tonight
woo!~
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
#

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# super-flappy moobs
urgh
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# bloody excellent
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# /\This
The multi-talented bastard.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Dems sum goode taters.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)
# THOM THOM THOM TOM TO
TJ : to buy or not to buy?
Yes or no?

(insert votey thing here)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)
# No
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)
# why not?
12 months MOT
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Its big and silly
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# its not big
its only got a wheelbase of 86 inches
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Its still a pointlessly big car/truck
I wouldnt buy it
It will do fuck all to the gallon
And it will be a bitch to park
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Free road tax I believe
and you don't worry about parking these, you either just shunt other cars out of the way or drive over them
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# oh and £150 to insure (i'm 27...) thats cheap for me!
tax free also - saving £30000
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# get it
get it NAAAHH
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# i'm going to look/buy it tomorrow then :D
woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I hope you don't like comfort.
Those lightwieghts are basic to say the least. It might have a heater - if you're lucky. Top speed 65mph-ish.

Also definately wont impress the birds.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:14, archived)
# do you live in wales?
its smaller than a merc
who cares about mpg? besides for £300 you can get LPG
and as for parking... easy you can see the back - WHICH is flat!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Wales is smaller then a merc!
Then dont buy it!!!
DONT!!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# double negatives!
back of the net! hoorah!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# it's probably diesel
it's probably got spectacular mileage, although it might eat oil
it's probably got quite a light frame (iirc the bodywork0 is aluminium, maybe)

it's got good visibility and has a smaller footprint than most modern family saloons

and you know no-one is going to fuck with you in traffic
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# sorry its 2 1/4 petrol
maybe = correct
this ^^
plus when you're in wales... you need one of these to get over the potholes... keep falling in them in my herald (which does about 23mpg!)
edit : plus its 50+ years old, think of how many cars have been made in that time to replace this old workhorse? thats right more than 1! recycling cars is good for shoes and the environment... or something i wasn't really listening
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# how much?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)
# 6 million dollars...
*gotta haggle the price down abit yet...
having a look at it tomorrow - how much would you pay?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I think they were about 37/6 new
*envies the chance*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# theres one in similar condition for £3500 on ebay at the mo
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# christ!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# want a link?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I'd have to see it
what's the motor like?

12 months MOT?

tyres good/decent?

Exhaust? How does it run? Any serious rust damage?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# new chassis, rebuilt bulkhead
(plus i've got a spare rear tub from many moons ago in the shed + some extras like new horn push (£80ish) etc etc)
12 months MOT - yep :D
2 1/4 leaded petrol - pfft its designed to run on old farmers petrol!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# 400 quid
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# with 12 months MOT?
okay i'll take it - when can i collect it?
(seriously how much?)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I'd not be offering more than 300 for it.
You'd be better off buying a 10 year old 7 seat discovery 4x4 for under a grand if you want that kind if utility vehicle.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# most of the 10 year old discovery i looked at are rotten
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# ebay is not the book price
of vehicles. It's just a snapshot of what people think they can get away with.
As I say, why pay for something like that at a hugely inflated price based on nostalgia when the vehicle that will outlast them all happens to be a Toyota.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# ....that was a given example...
use google... you'll see that they aint cheap
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C67235
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C75201
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C75079
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C71129
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C59602 - last one needs work for an MOT - the one i'm looking at has 12 months MOT
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Toyota Hi-Lux.
That is all. Has the added advantage of not being British and unreliable.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# toyota hilux...
pfft - you can keep that, i've not owned anything non British (car wise!)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Up to you.
The fact remains that when your land rover falls to bits you can throw it all in tha back of a 30 year old hi lux and drag it to the quarry for dumping.
It's is the most indestructible 4x4 on the road.
I know you like British but I speak my mind and I have some knowledge of land Rover.
You are paying for nostalgia and certainly not product.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:04, archived)
# you'll be wanting to plan any corners then.
iirc the steering was like it had been made by british leyland.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# corners smorners... drive through things in that
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I said he'd be better off.
I would not touch either of them. I have a Mitsubishi Warrior for my 4x4 needs.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# oh dear god!
you've not got the awkward back cab bit that looks like it's come from a different airfix kit have you? it's like they got the guy who designed the fiat multipla to do it.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# hehe.
No I don't have the bed cover. I had one on my old L200.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# by 4x4 i assume you mean
the school run and that pot hole near waitrose, which seems to what most people use them for.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:31, archived)
# pfft.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)
# yes
you've shown that to me before. tarmac, tarmac, you lucky bastard, i dream of tarmac, it's all dirt roads and oxen pulling carts round these parts.

:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:39, archived)
# How old?
Or does that not matter on Land rovers?


And as were TJ-ing....
How much does it cost to mend a laptop screen?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Backlight?
£70ish
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# We got a new (much better )one on the insurance,
cost us £100 excess though,Thought we might the other one fixed and sold.
All the screen is smashed though!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# its 1954
series 1
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# It's good to see something on the board
that's even older than me. Wahoo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Buy it for me please :3
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# for you?
what am i gonna drive if you've got it? :p
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I'll give you lifts places ^_^
Oooh, I so want a Land Rover but can't reeeeally afford one.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# you gonna drive all the way to wales just to give me lifts places?
...well i goto work every morning... so when you moving in? :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# i say yes
mrs thor says i'll look the bollocks in a car like that so it's bound to up you se rating with the ladies by at least 19.7%, and that's science fact.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# is that 19.7% guarenteed?
I mean the herald works wonders too... *look around...* well i can dream
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# my brother had an old herald hard top
it had a walnut dash and was in tip top condition until some twunt went into the side of him on a roundabout.

19.7% is 100% certified by the royal bank of scotland.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# hey guess what...
i had a convertible that some twunt drove into the side of on my drive!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Very impressive!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Well that's me done *packs up computer into a small polka dot handichief tied to a stick and walks down the road*
:) w,y,h,p *click*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:47, archived)
# *tags along*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)
# putting your tag on other people's work now, eh?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha did you see I got a FP removed earlier?

I'm going all gangsta!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# i did wonder if it was yours
when i viraled the fuck out of it
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Any more room on the hobo trail?
for one more?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)
# awesome
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:47, archived)
# That's
proper brilliant!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I've seen this before and said then it's fantastic.
There are a few people out there doing things with Maya and 3dsmax that i just cant get my head around yet.
I'm just a bit confused as to why you have to do a development sketch now for a book that shows your process if it was not part of the process?
Or is it not that kind of book ( tutorial )

And I'm with you actually, bollocks to the preparation, let's dive in and see what comes out the other end.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Well
i posted my work in progress pics and wireframes from the 3d development, and they said they need 1 more pic to fill the article. The publisher said that sketches always look really good in print, so she suggested i do one.
I did, and i can see the bits on the 3d one that dont work X1000. Oh well - live and learn.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I am jealous of your 3D jiggery pokery.
My efforts never come out right, so I always go back to 2D.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Like em both guvnor.
But, yeah, the sillhoutte of the sketch is a bit more lively than the 3d one. Live and learn eh? :)
edit: great minds etc....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# *click*
Shouldn't mention your mistakes, only noticed I don't like the hair becuase you pointed it out.. :|
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:54, archived)
# 1....2....3....GROAN.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# *facepalms*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Sorry.
It's been stuck in my head for ages, and seeing as my football team is losing, I needed a distraction.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Talk of football AND a very spangworthy pun...
I feel you may need to watch your back in dark alleys, my dear.

Also, hai!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Well hai thar!!
I tend not to use dark alleys. They can catch up with me down country lanes though.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I see you have 14 toes.
So you can probably run real fast.

So I probably couldn't catch you :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Only one leg though.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Oooh. Fancy a hopping race?
:3
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Can't hop.
Idustrial accident. Nasty business, tore the hopping ligament.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Who?
Stoke?
West brom?
Fulham?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# No, your mum.
That's right, your mum is a football team and she is losing!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
# >:(
Why you so mean to me :(
*cries in a corner*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Plymouth Argyle.
Soon to be League One :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Ah a shit team :D
Yay!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Gah! Gah! Gah!
Gah!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# dear fucking god
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Gah!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# gooooooooooooooooooh?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# ghee?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Gheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
se
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Guuuuuuuuugggghhhh!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)
# *holds hair away from face*
better out than in.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Ooooooffffffff!




:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# SPANG
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Made me laugh though
*spangs self*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# spangs away

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# haha that's simply marvelous
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Brilliance.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# SHUBSHUB
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
ok then
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)
# NICE FUCKIN' MODEL!
*Beep Beep!*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Unfinished naked woman:

CFRB. NSFW obviously.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# theyre the biggest beauty spots ive ever seen
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Well, I've heard NSFW posts
Tend to earn you a bumming around here.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:34, archived)
# nicely
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Ta muchly
.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# mmmmmnice!
*click*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I take it as a great compliment...
as I read all your posts in Mr Zappa's voice.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# narse arse
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I'm no expert.....
...but I'm guessing you haven't finished the bits currently in black.
My advice, for what it's worth, is go for it cos they're the best bits.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Click on the little link below sir,
And you may find what you seek.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Oooh sir, not on a school night...
..I shall bookmark for my "alone time".
Fab pic btw - wish I could on so many levels.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I maintain I have far less talent than most peeps on these boards,
I merely possess a shed load of patience and time. A few good references and a willingness to change hours of work are usually pretty helpful too.

That and a copy of illustrator.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Is that Adobe illustrator...
....I have PS but find it a bit daunting (as in I know what I want to do, but just can't seem to relay that to the program (not PS problem, mine for being lazy!).
Might try to locate (ahem) a copy of illustrator then.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Indeed.
A very powerful program, it is. Has some odd quirks that will catch you out if you treat it like photoshop.

Everything in my profile (apart the digii painting in Potato-Shop at the bottom) is me fiddling around and learning who to use illustrator in the last week, so it can't be that hard.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Has she pooed herself?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# That'll teach me to try and avoid
making her looking like she only has one buttock.

/Goes off to vector 2g1c/
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)
# ill get my coat
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# haha
oh dear :D

Spangs all around.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# QUICK HES ONTOP OF GRANDMA'S HOUSE!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:29, archived)
# ...
/Head in hands.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!!!
ace!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# They were fun for 5 mins and then I would just stick the cheats in and go about blasting the hell out of every thing
vury nice though :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha
I play it all the time, but it still took me a second :P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# fucking trout coming over here sucking our fucking plankton.....

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I'll fetch it from the cloakroom for you.
Titters though.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I had one more in me...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)
# pfffft
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# have you been having bed breaking bumming sessions with him again?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# He's a complete slat
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Needs some support
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# spending a fortune in beds...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I want a hover mattress dammit!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Have you tried farting in bed?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Yes
But I also smoke in bed and the two don't mix.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# probably best use some lube.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Or a fire extinguisher.:P
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I bought a bed from IKEA and it didn't have any slats with it.
I phoned to complain and they happily informed me that their beds came sans slats and I'd have to buy them seperately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleven
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# hello chap
i am sorry to hear your news, may i suggest a viking style send off.

*puts hand on shoulder in a manly supportive way*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# cheers fella
We're a bit shocked and stunned still. It's going to take some getting used to :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top hummus :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)
# hurdygurdy
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Aceness on a stick!!!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)
# haha :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)
# It's all Ikea today haha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
christ
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# haha brilliant
deserves a click does that!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)
# haha -That couldn't be further from the truth.
Didn't someone have an Ikea FP years ago, featuring instructions of putting your underpants on your head?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
Poor RG.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha
nice omelette.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# saturday fallout
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# blimey!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:12, archived)
# zammo's let himself go
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Whoah!



(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:14, archived)
# this is why you never eat the seeds from a star fruit
WOO!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *spaaaaazm*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Awesome again.
'mazing.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# fuckin star junkies!
woo yeah!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# its like you've exploded after drawing that very normal picture earlier
you found you pills then.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Hahaha yeah :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Number one in the hood, G
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# We are the aqua teens
make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:22, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Hahah
The doughnut dog is by far the best - he looks like a hairy danny deVito.

I said it before in the many reposts of the image. Surely im allowed to pearoast comments?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# i need a link to the source image
i have ideas
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)
# ta!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)
# No problem
I'd do shit with it but I am lacking the skills
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# ha ha!


That made I smile that did
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I hope he washed his paws!!!!



(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)
# ahahaha!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# i don't understand this
but i think it is wonderful
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] The credit crunch hits Team GB's cycling team for 2012

Don't ask how many penstrokes are in the hair
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# That is fucking amazing
Many clicks :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# how many penstrokes are in the hair?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Haha
Only reason I came here was to see how many posts it would take :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:48, archived)
# same here!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# fantastic.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# jesus freaking christ!
awesome freaking work!

I would find it funnier but I am too stunned by the quality.

I think that's a massive fuck off woo for you.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Wow...
That is stupendously good. Really.

*Clicks until hand explodes*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# 'hand' singular?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Ah yes, you're correct.
*Continues clicking with unexploded hand*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Excellent.
There's a career in this for you! *clicks*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# How many penstrokes are in the hair?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Cor!
Thass ayyyssssse!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# damn, but you're good!
bravo sir!~
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
#

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# *wow*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Holy cock that's good!

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# thats going on the front page
*click*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Jinxer!!!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Winner!
You not him ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Yay!
Borisarmi

*clicks*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)
# what the holy fuck?!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# What's a matter too spicy fer yer!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# i feel sick now
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Aww *cuddles Mictoboy*
the scary man has gone now, there there.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Cor, this is tops.
Happy Toast thinks I look like him.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)
# outstandingly wonderful
*click*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Oooh very clever
a woo *and* a click
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Amazing!
*clicks like a dolphin*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)
# haha
that's excellent
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Bloody Excellent
Woo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Superb
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Inspired.
*clicks*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# That's really good!
Woo to you sir
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Orsum!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# haha
i thought this challenge would suit you
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 23:05, archived)
# That is....
rather splendid.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 6:25, archived)
# wow
that's great

a brilliant art
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Wooooot
I was hoping you'd enter this challenge.

*relurks*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:17, archived)
# how many hairstrokes are in the pen?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Good Lord...
I hope that you'll be posting this off to the papers? It'll get printed like a shot...

I LURRVE the eyes and the little twist of the mouth on his left.
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)
# That sir...
...is absolutely stunning! A pure work of art. WOO an indeed YAY. An almighty *click*
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# starstruck
by your awesomeness
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# autowin
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Woo
Yay
Hoopla!
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Shit the bed!
that's amazing
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Is that
BJ or JO?
(, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# *clickles*
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# top draw
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# 'tis a fine sight...
... to pop along and see one of your pics adorning the front page... splendid work as ever mr monkey.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Woo you're an artist! :D
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
#
brilliantness
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# SNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Clicks
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahah
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# well here seems as good a place as any
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha, yes! :D
Im so glad I found that :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# if only one of them had ears on show
I could of got rid of his hat thing :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Nevermind, it still gave me a giggle
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Best source of all time. Must've spent hours laughing at it over the last few days.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I love the donut guy.
but.. the one I shoppped.. looks far too hapy to be dressed as he is.

although the smile is perfect for the alf shop :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I like the chips one as its face is blatently rammed so tight through the costume
and its arms look real :)

Still best source ever :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# They're all perfect.
*Cracks up yet again*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# those arms are how my arms would be if I was wearing the chips
they are all fabulous.

and I fear their owner.

what sort of fevered derranged mind comes up with this.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# It is rather derranged, but its simply marvelous
Funniest thing Ive seen in time :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I think I'm going to have to hide it.
it has put me in a very perculiar mood.. and repeated views are only helping me urther down the road to hysteria.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# haha, its fucking amazing :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
A-hahahahaaaaaa
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Tootsie
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# they are special glasses
..I'm assuming this is the reference...

"Does Jeff know?"
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# i love this so hard
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:12, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hahahhahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)
# :D)
*I think this is meant to denote me smiling so much I have formed a double chin.

or something.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# SNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# :P
*yarf, yarf*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Cockweasle - release an artbooooook!
I would buy it (if it was cheap)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# there's always these
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I'm buying this on payday this week :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# There's this too
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I'm looking forward to my face appearing in 7 shapes
:)

I would wear me.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Quality!
Tempted by a snarn t-shirt. No mens sizes though?

Might put some of my work on some tat - are cafepress good quality, loike?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# hell yeah!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# BRAFF FTW
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# *aaaaAAAAHHHAHAAH*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# No way man
Zach let a lot of people on this site down a couple of weeks ago after we hired him for our wine promotions.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I remember reading though that after the fact
the fact I went through it in reverse order did not stopme from crying with laughter and disappointment in braff. He let his brand down.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# He let us ALL down, including himself.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)
# indeed he did
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# He really let himself go after Garden State.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# don't get me started...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Source?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:44, archived)
# i no longer have the gif,
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# No Good..Start The Snarn..
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# FIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAA!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
excellent
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# SNAAAAAAARN!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# fantastic
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha
snarn :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# you buffer that enterprise you snarny bitch
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# HAHA

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:36, archived)
# hahaha!
ICEEE CREEAAAM EXTREEEME!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:11, archived)
# [email protected]
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# hahah
Fucking sparrers more like
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# who's
fucking sparrers?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Illegal Sparrer Fuckers of course
/Daily Mail
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# TEXT ON A ROPE
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Pope on a rope.
"What the fuck am I doing on this rope?"
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Does the pope shit in the woods?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I don't know but he smells like he shat in your mouth.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Hanging, you Nazi bastard!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# toap on a roap!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
Which one is offering WoW gold?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# The one at the end of the Rainbow of course you big silly you!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# The one with the Rolex and the enormous erection
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I ncRea SZ the GirRth uf YUR ark!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# 47. Wow! Gold!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)
# TJ!
Ooo. Terry Pratchett is doing a doco about altzimers on BBC2 next week (or at least he thinks he may be).
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Can you remind me to watch it?
EDIT: What the fuck is this place?? How did I get here?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Watch what?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I've weed myself.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Waiter! Bucket please!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# He looks vaguely familiar.

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Ein schnitzelwasser bitte gedurgensheissebeklunken.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# There's a BBC 2?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Yes
It's between BBC1 and BBC3
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# is this a repost?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# That cunt on /links deleted his video, please hurt him.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# The one who was all PLEASE VALIDATE ME
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Yes, he asked for comments/opinions, you obliged.
He no like.

Also, when he said he was going to get you banned..what a cunt..
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I gave him some constructive criticism
ACTUAL geniune constructive criticism. Apparently he didn't like it :(
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Heem no likey lotsa tings.
:/

Boooobaaaaarr
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Last time I'm polite to someone
they can all fuck off from now on :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# yours was fair enough
but too much hating is not worth keeping the link on.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# aww, validation
that's not the thing you get on b3ta

it's that other thing you get

oh yeah, abuse :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# This:
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# And this one
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# is it worth watching
it's just my bandwidths in the shitter at the minute and I'm going to watch some youtube crap once it finishes streaming down and I really cna.. *falls asleep*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# fuck off twat
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# eat a flid you pissgutted pigeon rapist
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# can't be real, there is no flouncing
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Zing! Fast response!
That'll show those spammers!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Hmm....
A little too quick....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# ^
hahahahahaha.... GET HIM!!!

Edit: Thanks MOD. I feel beter about that now.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha
He's watching spam-man, the little chinese farming cuntog who sits there spamming his macro in Stormwind for 24 hours a day.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I haev Tramadol but I have not used it
is it useful?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# this pleases me
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Wow Gold and penis enlargement
[Mod edit: EMERGENCY KITTEN:

Move along, nothing to see here.]
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# that was quick, did you leave work and make it home in that time you were gone?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Aye did indeed
AND I went shopping :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# That Tardis
really is useful for day-to-day chores!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# It's a BOON
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# A Fireman turned private eye,starring Michael Elphick?


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Is that what he was?
I never watched it
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# THE T.P. Mitchell?
No, A T.P. Mitchell.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I picture you on roller skates
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# and hotpants.
Don't forget the hotpants.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# hotpants are standard in my visualizations
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)
# oh jesus fuck
hahah
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I need better
pictures of you for what I have planned.
The damned internets only furnish me with holiday pics of you and some bronzed chap ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# You'll have to let me know what you have planned
Bronzed? Just pasty blokes around here :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# pencil portrait sans hat
and cartoon with hat, boob tube and disco balls ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# 'kinell....
Will rustle something up, chap ;)

The lines on my face should keep you busy for a fortnight
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# ha!
I can deal with that. I have more skills than L'Occitane when it comes to smoothing out the lines ;)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Hahaha it's not his first movie you know?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# i booked tickets for this last year
and they still haven't turned up, bastards
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Hold your bloody horses, I'm printing them as fast as I can
*mixes new batch of "ink"*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# get a move on
if i wait much longer my lurex hot pants i bought to wear on the night won't fit any more


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# They not hotpants, they're slacks
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# on you perhaps
on me they're definitely hot, no slack in mine baby
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Oh M3!!!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# just the man
i'm getting this

internet explorer script error
line 532
char 4
exception thrown and not caught
code 0

when im trying to load an app' off a disc what does it mean and can i fix it
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# it'll vary based on the app, is it Dreamweaver by chance?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# a very close relative
cs3 marginally moody, it worked previously
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)
# sorry, I'd have to be there
If you want to give me your address...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# you are the cs3 police
i live at 3 dixon towers, flaunt strasse, berlin 7.

as a general rule what might i need to reinstall to catch this errant line, i've done a repair on xp and reinstalled ie7 what about javascript if there is such a thing
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# gazzing
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# browse the cd contents and run
the setup.exe for the application you want to install, bypassing the adobe loader.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:23, archived)
# cheers fella
i tried that already, but it's worth another shot.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# WOW!


(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# GOLD!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Always believe in your souuuulll!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# WOOOW!!!!

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Well if you don't know
we're not going to tell you...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I'm pointing at you and saying: "you're fired"
Like Alan Sugar does.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# *sigh*
EDIT: Thank you emergency kitten.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Oh Fuck Off you horrible little twat!
I got away from WoW because of all this WoW Gold spam shit now fuck off you fuckity fuckwit fucker!

*EDIT - Best way to earn Gold in Wow is DO THE FUCKING QUESTS!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I'm thankful that there aren't any MMORPGs with proper fighting like Monster Hunter otherwise I'd end up pissing my life away completely.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Sorry to all for the sweary fit - WoW Gold Spammers make me ill!
and people who have to ask about how to get WoW Gold must be as thick as Thickie McThick of the McThicko Clan - as all you have to do is stand around Stormwind for 2 seconds and someone will try to sell you some!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)
# where is stormwind?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# East of Chigwell
/nerdy answer = It's a main city in World of Warcraft
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)
# in Azeroth, silly
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# He sounds like a level 10 Night Elf asking that question
I remember way back when asking the very same question before having to walk about 10 zillion miles to get to Iron Forge to catch the Underground Tram to Stormwind.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# christ you people are geeky
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# "You people" I find that to be MMORPGist!
:P - Yes the whole game was one big geek show!
Glad I'm out of it althought it was fun whilst it lasted.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Show me on the doll
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I'll wheel this out again
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# this makes perfect sense
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I like the doughnut selling lassie best.
He looks like a hairy danny deVito
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Men who play WOW have no penis.
LOLOLOOLOLOLOL
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# That was proven last night
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# You confuse and arouse me


edit: YAY emergency kitten!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I love this pic
Classic discomeats pulsation
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)
# one tries, innit
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Hahahah!!
Thar she blows!!!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I recognise my own appendage.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I'm confused
What are you advertising?
Got any phentermine?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# emergency spam kitten with 3 front paws

edit : aww, he's no longer required, the poor thing!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Where's the Wollastonite?


Oh there it is...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Drugs they're bloody mad they are!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Ooh, this is special.
Three cheers to you.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# spooky
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# hoodie!
woo
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
friends, b3tans, lend me your ears. I never made this image! I said I never made this image in the thread. I take no credit for this image.

I just found it funny and posted to share with you.

b3ta.com/

bugger!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I've won the european lottery?!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I was enjoying the replies
don't ruin it

edit: oh I thought it was just on the plopular page!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# It's not your fault matey
Well, it is a little bit ;)

But mostly the mods. *shakes fist*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# 26 FPs instead of 25?
Fuck it *shrugs*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# it's the principle!


;)

hahahaha.. fuck it, what do I care. L'anarchy!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I knew they shouldn't have made Clan a mod.
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I'm not a fucking mod!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# WHY NOT!?!?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Yeah but
why did you say you made that image?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Great!
you can't beat smiley eyes!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
#
♪When Irish eyes are smilies...♫
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Yay for drugs!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# nice, you can actually buy these
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Let's go
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# *Raaaaaaves*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Top one,
nice one,
get sorted.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)
# *AAAAAAAAahahahaha*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# GAAAAAAARUUUUUUUUUU
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# brilliant
I've seen this tutorial, but my aftereffects crashes loads. need to get another.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# TOAD!
I'd click this, but nobody would notice. They never do.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Arf
Is the rear entrance not for family planning?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# no, for conceiving chavs
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Hahaha
I wanted to go, but didn't want to let the side dwon.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# At least you're not a quitter.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha nice
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I knew you were going to post that
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I wouldn't go to this one, anyway
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# *giggles*
You said rear entrance.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Oh. My. God.


'Ning b3ta.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# needs more horse
woo..
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# He's quite the flyboy!
Woo.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# haha
'ningles. Now we know where hte bees are disappearing to!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# This made me chuckle more than it should
He looks like a paedo's inflatable sex toy!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# The original kid is
...here. I did surprisingly little to the ears... check out that pair of taxi doors.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# pretty white for a fly guy
:)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# crikey
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# what
the

hell


ACE!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Would have been better.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# blonde swedish slats are required to make the bed useable
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# hahaha my thoughts exactly
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Works for me
(Yes, she is Swedish. And blonde. Not very slatty though)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# no omelette
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# BOOOOOOOXXXXX!
With umlauts.....
Shameless pearoats
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Arghghghghg
*spang*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
#

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# !!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I need a hospital after reading that webpage
my brian just exploded



edit: I did once read on a website of a chap that is living in japan "Don't go to a japanese hospital, EVER"

must be why :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha I finally got your image
/spot the difference champion blog
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# ah
i see what you did there
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# BELM
RIS-torante
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)

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