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I just won an award for one of our digital cases....who wants to touch me?!

Let the Donkey boinking begin!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

You've done a what with the what now?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Mummy, that what is that giraffe doing to that donkey?

It is trying to lift it up, so it can see over the fence, dear

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

hahahahaha

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

I'm here all week, try the Girafkey!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

Two, christ it must be good

*writes down*
*copyrights*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

Interal case thingy

375 cases , 5 categories we won bronze for best innovation. Did some stuff with Shotcodes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q02Oh78JFUM&feature=channel_page

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

i wouldnt want to walk around birmingham with that t-shirt...

youse askin for a cappin' innit, blud

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

so you photograph the shirt and it links to the site?

something like that?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

jup

Yes, it works via a reader application that you first have to install. Then you make a picture via the reader that redirect you to the mobile url. IT's called a shotcode/qr-code. Very simple. We got the award for a whole strategy but this was a big part of it.

www.w-41.com/catalog/howitworks.php?osCsid=ts32qvrnb8j94m11utij6fmfl2

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

WAY HAY :D

Interracial animal pr0n

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

hmm

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

what is squwiz doing in the bottom pic?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Drinking from a water fountain.

Why? What did you think it was doing?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

That there was a goat laying on the floor squirting melk up to the squwizal

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

might not be goats milk

Infact the more I look at the more it cries out for a splash of magenta

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

I was going to say a pig cumming

but when they cum, it is like a jet washer. As they have holes all the way up their cocks, which are also like corkscrews

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

sounds messy

I have been told about the corkscrew thing. but I didnt know about the car wash effect. I should imagine not many people would choose to wash their car in this manner.{note to self} could be money to be made here.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

I've seen one cum, it is really funny

Even more so when a family with two kids, turn up just at is firing its load :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

hmm

imagine if you will a carwash with plastic pigs on spindles spinning around splashing your car in foamy jets. OK you wouldnt need to use actual pig ejaculate. I think people would cue for miles.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

Pahahahahahahhaha you got me coughing up Vimto

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

Bottle it and sell it.

That's a pretty useful talent you've got there ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

oh - unless it's just vimto you've been drinking, in which case don't...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

it was 2 cans for 50p.... bargin :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

But that is 80% of my RDA of sugar :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

What, you get two cans and you still have to find more sugar elsewhere to stay healthy?

Rip off.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

for some reason I read this

to the tune of "walking on sunshine"

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

walking on squirrelshine?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

I now have the futurama version in my head :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

now I am

jealous. I have not heard this version

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

It is when they find Fry's dog

You have flashbacks of them singing walking on sunshine

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

VOMIT :D

Because it tastes like vomit

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

Horay for interacial freedom.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Hey, fucko

it's interspecies erotica.

:D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

Fucko

I havn't heard that word used since I watched "The Usual Suspects" ;)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

It's a quote from Clerks 2

you must watch it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Might

When I've got time.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

Well do, it's very funny.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

HAahaha fuck it hard!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

Haha, lovely.

The last time I saw giraffes, one was drinking the other's piss. It was a touching moment.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

haha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Nice Quo concealment

Gotta be a joke in here about 'a stiff neck'.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

This is clearly a enablement donkey for the quadrapedically impared

and is helping the poor two legged giraffe walk!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

I'm trying to imagine the offspring

silly punk groups!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

Punk hannimals?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

God I'd love to have green hair again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

Yeah I had just about every Crazy Colour at one point

pink, reds, purples, greens, blues, yellows thems was the days. waking up with a red pillowcase I hear Catnipppp has the same problem ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

Catnippp has a lot of problems

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

And now we have I'm an Idiot and he also has big problems

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Yes, my pillowcases have been many colours over the years (green, and then lilac with grey streaks being my favourite)

I just bought lots of black pillowcases.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Black Pillowcases nice :)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

wouldnt it save time and money to

dye your hair black?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

I did for a while. Looked like a wanker.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

Black pillowcases are a good move when you have dyed hair.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Only had it with long hair and didn't look good.

May try it again with teh mow. GOt Blue/black atm.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

Ginger at the moment. Big surprise there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Yeah but you can pull it off.

Ginger guys are a big nono though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

double-entendre-lols :D

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Aw, ta

not necessarily. I used to know a guy who was ginger and GORGEOUS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

I think I've met about three good looking gigner guys

Lets face it. THe odds aren't stacked in their favour.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

we are a rare breed....

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sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Don't worry

I believe you.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

haha :D

nice one

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

Looking for catfish...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

Swimmy under waters dog

Floaty white dog turds

woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

woo for scooby diving dog :D

(sorry)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

It goes quite well to Handel's water music: I

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

Aww look at his little paws :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

they are wiggling to keep him afloat

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

makes sense to me

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

Awww

He's doing doggy paddle...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

What a lovely thing to come onto /board to.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

Awww :(

you missed my thing down there then :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

SCIENCE WILL KILL YOU HEATHEN DOGS!

I was chatting with my religious BiL ON (Easter) Sunday. I proposed that religion is the enemy of science as it shuts down thinking.

He said it doesn't. He said SCIENCE asks "How?", religion asks "Why?", and that was the common confusion.

I thought that was inneressin.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

Many religious people question their beliefs.

Just because they come to a different conclusion doesn't mean they haven't thought about it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Oh I perfickly happy with religious people who have ashley questioned and fought with their beliefs

(assuming they don't blummin' thrustthem at me, obviously). It's the blind acceptors that upset me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

Fair enough.

Although, to be honest most of us do the same when we read a Science text book.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

Well quite.

Otherwise you end up thinking shampoo adverts are real.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

You mean the natural route for absorbing provitamins isn't through the hair?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

Not normally. But if it contains Strengthulum then it can be.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Thank fuck for shampoo Scientists.

Or sham-Scientists, for short.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

They wear white coats

So it must be true.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

Science asks why too.

It just doesn't go "well, because I say so."

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

Well only as a subset part of "How", Shirley?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)

To be honest Vag, I don't care.

I used to be a regular on h2g2, so I'm as tired of
science versus religion as you would not believe.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

Hey man - I'm sorry.

I'm not tired of it, but didn't want to upset you. Sorry dude.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

Didn't upset me!

I'm usually on the side of the religious. I just had a moment of doubt ;)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Pffft. In the words of Bill Hicks' god

"Oh my me!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

YAY! ar yoo my frend?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

...what's up, dawg?...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

No... not necrophilia.

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

hahaha

I love this intensely.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

awww... it brings a tear to my eye-socket

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

it does it - or it gets the hose.

put the tear in the eye-socket.

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

pfffft :D

Can I have her number, she has more life in her then my last ex

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Hahaha

I heartedly endorse the above post.
I feel your pain man, my ex was bad too.

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

:((

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

sad times

Such beauty

*runs off to play Left 4 Dead*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

awwww

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Lush.

Also: anyone else think this is amusingly incongruous?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

someone's put his face on wrong

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

that's his face? I honest to god thought he was still wearing that actresses face as a trophy all this time....

creepy....

:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Why is it always phil spector in your images?

Simple answer - everyone loves to see famous people fail

its entertainment in itself.

Why else do people by OK magazine and heat?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

so they can wipe their arse on Kate Garraway

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Pfffft!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

Oh I know.

It's just it amuses me to see a case of murder and a recent widower put under "Entertainment".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

:-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

Phil Spectre looks haunted

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boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

*spectates*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

*speculates*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

zombies

I never knew they lived such hard undead lives

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

awwww how uuuuuhHUUUUHhhiiiie

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

this is ruddy ace!

*clicks and uuuuuuhhhhh's*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Aww

very sad

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Lordy that's good!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

George A Romeo

nice :)
Clickerz

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

This has zombies, and is therefore insta-win.

It's also amazingly drawn, so you get the hot clickings.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Aaaaw

And it took her so long to find someone that loved her for her brains!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

*snif*

that's sad and beautiful, i am moved

and hungry for brains. moved and hungry for brains

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spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

amazin.

and i have to say your jelly baby cartoon in your profile is the best thing in the world! *clicks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

very very cool, love it!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

Love Your Stuff

This is no exception. Woot!

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Sheep!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

this is sad and wonderful

always a pleasure to see your stuff on the board :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

this is great.

though sad. :(

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FOONLY, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

beautiful

*saves*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)

great characters!...

...MORE!...MORE!...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

Awesome

I can't think of any other way to describe that :)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

Awesome...

That is all.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

aaaaaaaw :(

and yaay!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Aw, so sad... :-(

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

WHAT?!?!

The readings on my woometer are off the scale
EDIT: triple clickage for the Joy Division reference and the sex scene!!!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

holy moley!

I got FP'd!

Thank you so much everyone! :-)

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)

: D

Great stuff

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--- ---, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

Bit late, but that was truly heart-rending.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)

This.

Makes me sad :(

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

Makes me think of Day of the Dead

Where the mad scientist is trying to modify them so they're friendly and don't want to eat flesh. Bub the zombie becomes a pretty civilised citizen, then takes revenge on the army people for killing his creator.

And woo, by the way...

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

haha!

brilliant that is

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mutated monty, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

SO good i had to throw in my own

Woo and Yay

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P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)

Oh hai there internets

Today I did science

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

lovely

I think you may have the record for pipette-related posts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

yay for bouncy science

edit: woo click

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

i have two of that brand

and can confirm this is how they spend their days

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boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

only got one of that brand here but

even when it sleeps it dreams about bouncing :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

dont get a second

they never stop. ever

one just winds the other up and its springer squared madness.

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boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

i have a brittany also

just as mad & equally bouncy but doesn't lend itself to 'springer' lols :P

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

oooh i love those

yes the springerey ones can be hard going - we have a puppy who is 6 months and launches herself at you at ball height and has caused a few injuries...and the other just runs thru barbed wire, brick walls, jumps tall buildings etc..,

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boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

BOUNCY BOUNCY

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

aww

I thought there were more than that. :(

apologies.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

There's only so far I can do with science

I had some ones that bounced then rolled off, but the HD with them on got taken away from me :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Oh this is lovely science!

Not like those people growing ears on mice and growing chickens with 6 legs full of cancer, this is proper honest to goodness science!

Well done!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Last time I wasnt as nice

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

No. You weren't.

Still neither was I really, in my experimental phase...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

can he catch my toast before it lands butter side up?

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boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

Hahaha yes!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

not too sure KFC would care about the 6 chickens legs full of cancer

I'd want salsa with mine.

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Science

and the little fella had some fun to boot

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Yes he did!

I treated him well :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

"Young lady, in this house we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics!" - Homer Simpson

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

yay

now do Brownian Motion

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

*makes a weird chin movement*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

ha ha ha

*chases*

I'm bored and I don't want to do any work!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

I'm also bored and don't want to do any work

but I am doing, because I'll be told off if I don't.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

me too

... but it doesn't stop me being bored

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

hahaha

SMURMS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

I just did brownian motion in my pants

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

every action has an equal and opposite

jaffa cake

sciences - there to explain why god doesnt exist

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

According to al murray there are 3 reasons that prove god's existance and the fact that he's british

1. Planes - they arnt supposed to fly
2. Bacon
3. His chosen people can't eat bacon (British sense of humour)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

This looks like important work.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Very important, it needs to be handed in in 3 or 4 weeks

I should really spend more time doing it and not pissing about with images! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

Nah, this is probably best.

You can include a little flick-book of them in the write up.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

Hmmm 40 credits worth of flick-book......

*ponders*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

Hello all

How are you?

I now have moozic on, so I can forget about bloody work

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

is it something good?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

I am listen to Handel

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

haha! yaay!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

: D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

):<

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

Gorgeous!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

that could go on forever...

...poor little droplet!.... :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)

awww

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

Arf!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

Hear this, Gibbo

*thinks some choice things her Grandma used to say*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

Siamese twins

Siamese twins... similar to but different from Siamese cats...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

They are Siamese if you please

Meow
They are Siamese if you don't please

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

what are they if I don't care?

... or if I look at them from the corner of my eye?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Er..... something something something meow.

It's been a VERY long time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

it's probably something midly racist

knowing Disney...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

hahahahhahah!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

I can hear what women are thinking.

Yeap, still can't hear a thing.

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

What Mel Wants: world domination, a double-scotch and jew-death.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

hey!

don't be dissing the Road Warrior!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

isnt he married to britney spears

or brittany ferries

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Lock up your daughters, it's Piers Morgan Freeman!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

He's not unattractive, is he?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

Again, I seem to have created something you want that doesn't actually exist... ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

*strips naked*

*dances*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

*is hypnotised*

I didn't know loose skin did that.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

it doesn't

not without the concentration of a Jedi...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

Sex with The Force...

I like this idea, but does it lead to the dark side?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

I will say this

Yoda never got his rocks off with the force... but he was firing right in about the younglings when no one was looking...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

It's not so much the skin itself

As the undulation ...

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

that's mostly just cake

and gin

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

I hate Piers Morgan

I really really do hate the man.
He is a bit of shit.
I hate just about everything there is to hate about him.

Did you know I hate Piers Morgan

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

He wastes oxygen

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

oh ya he's a total cunt, like.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Entirely this sentiment

But with more hate.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

I dunno how he's managed to get himself on TV so much

he even makes Cowell look like less of a twat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

The main problem with Cowell is, the smug fucker is able to back up

some of the shite he talks and the cunt knows it. Which doesn't help. Hes also is on the cunt of cunty cunt list. I hate him too; but at
least we'd both know why.
To top it off we'd both look at Morgan and think, Now there is a no good bit of cancer. I hope he dies - cunt.

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

No, I respect Cowell for not massaging the egos of talentless fools.

If someone is shit he'll tell them they're shit.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

Thats the "able to back it up thing" I was going on about.

makes him more smug - and he knows it.

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

He has no taste, though

He is reponsible for 5ive and Westlife.

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Taste or profit... taste or profit... taste or profit....

It's a tough one.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

too much true

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

too brown

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

Not enough brown.

*NAACP*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

I don't like the font...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

It's a special font for special people

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

heheheheh! Blimey, that is so very odd...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

Anyone else slightly fancy Margaret Thatcher - when she was a teenager...?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

this just made me fart.

so I'd say no.

Edit: great shoppage as ever

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

It made you fart?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

yup

it might have just been down to timing, but I don't believe in coincidences.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

I knew you'd say that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

I knew you'd say that.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

I knew you'd say that.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

I said you knew that.

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

That I knew, said you.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

Like the world standard SL 1, the SL 3 connects one or two standard vinyl or CD turntables to your computer and the mixer of your choice. Using regular turntables or CD players, you can scratch and mix files from your Mac or Windows computer's CD or hard drive with the control records or CDs.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Oh for gods' sake ...

How predictable.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

I find it a lot easier to accept the idea

that music can be stored digitally on a plastic disc and retrieved by sensing the reflections of a laser, than the idea that music can be stored in a wibbly wobbly groove on a vinyl plate, and retrieved by sensing the vibrations of a diamond needle.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

that's why you fail...

DJ_edi

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

*shoots lasers from eyes*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

says you

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Make her fart,

break her heart,
don'ta benda over if you are smart

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

This lady's not for turning

bend me over

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

his arse muscles relaxed

in anticipation of a good-old-fashioned rogering!

obv

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Ye Gods!

Urgh.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

\o/

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

Vivienne Westwood?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

Wibbly Wobbly Would

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Ed Would Would Would

* Kin thrice times

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

Micto in the 4th?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

mind piss

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

(

Microwave, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Awesome!

(

Joliet, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

Not as much as I do now.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

looks like an ex-girlfriend, just with red hair

*fears own past*

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Got her number?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

sadly not :(

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

Nevermind.

Who needs relationships when there's PRON!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

yeah

love is for losers man... give me raw chaffed genitals any day!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

T-Pow?

* Needs more hanging CDC!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

that is so very very unsettling....

top 'shoppage, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

I wished I never seen it myself.

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

well you have, and now it will stay with you for the rest of your life!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Vivienne Westwood

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

I bet she would!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

that

is fucking horrific

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

Nothing a paperbag wouldn't fix

Sauce? Not the Thatcher one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Here you are...

www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/4124.red.jpg

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

I'd just love here for her boots.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Mmmmm ALLO NEW WALLPAPER!

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)

Eating disorders were inevitable

Delurking - surprised there haven't been more anims in this compo, although this took way too long.

Edit: was missing the last 4 frames (223 now!), now loops properly. Thanks for all the kind words and clicks!

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

excellent

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

pfft!

that's vere elaborate. good work, ferrety lurk!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

That's great! I like technical stuff...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

hah, it doesnt sync

(

Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

NOPE

(

Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

OK, don't then!

~~don't then~~ F4!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Yeah, Ctrl+F4 should fix the problem :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

OK, I'll try that n...

EDIT: Oh ha ha very funny...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

Pat the top of your wrist

And try to bite your left ear.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Go on.

Do it.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

Do what...

* I now off to walk my bitch - later!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9360032#post9360075

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

I can't do that... can you?

* I may walk the bitch later?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

Try it.

Pref while being watched, or looking in the mirror. Or both.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

Whenever I try something in front of the mirror, the flash obscures it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

RIS?

(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)

mmmm chicken burger

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Yay!

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Ooooh that's very well done

I sort of miss snake.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

I had that on my old Nokia phone

managed to fill up the entire screen

(I was unemployed for a while)

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

Yeah

employers don't tend to like it if you spend all day playing snake at work.

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Unless you're a games tester

which I'm not, sadly

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

If you ever are

put in a good word for me, please.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

was there not a b3tan who did quality testing stuff

for Rockstar North... I'm sure that there was...

Mrs. UnderCover's brother works for a games company, they just released Vin Diesel's Wheelman.

Least said about that the better I think.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

You probably have to have a degree

:-(

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

... I think you'd probably be

competing against people who have degrees for the position -- but you should be allowed to do whatever it is you want so I'm sure that would come across in the interview...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

I interview well

which is shit in some ways.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

How is being good in an interview bad?

I'd love to have charisma to go with my education and experience.

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

Getting snapped at for interviewing for a job and getting it (and then turning it down)

when I decided during the interview that I didn't want the job. That was fun.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

I think i'd take that rather than not being good at interviews

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

I suppose

I just don't like being shouted at, I guess

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

They shouted at you because you didn't want the job?

Bloody hell, lucky escape I think on that one if they are like that!

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

'wasting my fucking time'

I believe was one choice phrase. No wonder I didn't want to work for her.

Plus I only found out the salary at interview, and it was the same as I was on at the time.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

At the moment I would gladly move for the same salary.

But every time I go for an interview they make silly salary offers you would expect to turn down as an intern, why would they expect an experienced person work for it?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

Because eventually some poor person

who needs the money will say 'fuck it, ok then'.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

That's why I'm on such a shitty salary here

I was absolutely desperate for work, took the job on low salary because I hadn't graduated at that point with promises for big pay rises when I graduate etc.

I've been here a couple of years now (already having 3 years industry experience), still haven't even reached the top end of the starting salary and the other programmer earns over double what I do.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

welcome to my world.

The next person up from me is on over double what I am, and I do a lot of his stuff anyway.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

He's not over me though

We both do the same job

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

People being annoyed because you're good and they can't have you isn't that bad either.

This reminds me, I need to tell Derby hospital I don't need their interview any more.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

High five for not needing it

onwards and upwards?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

Had a better offer.

Plus, their HR department wrongly said I was unqualified and then took about 2 months to get back to me.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

There's ghosts at Derby hospital you know!

They called an exorcist and everything.

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Bugger, now I'm reconsidering.

I think I'd have been at the fancy new PFI one though, which probably doesn't have ghosts yet

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

arf

it was during rather than the cause :)

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

This is genius!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

cor!

that's grand, is that

'clicks 'n' woos'

(

McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

That's swish

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

haha :D

(

Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

haha

gets my click

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

This is brilliant.

Ooh, cigarette time.

(

fannycradock, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

enjoy it

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

I did thanks,

it was smashing.

(

fannycradock, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

the time was well spent

this is brilliant!

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

wow!

wonderfully done.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Top stuff.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

woo

gets headache just thinking about the number of layers needed for this ;)

(

hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

two hundred and nineteen

because 219 looks too short

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

edit: head explodes :P

(

hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

snake headshot

that has to be a first

(

ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

TAAAAAaaaaaaaaaake ooooon meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

take on me
TAAAAAAAAAAaaakkkkkkeeee meeeeeeeee oooonnnnnnn
take on me
....

and so on.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

Chris, where have you been?

I don't know!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

I was burning it down

to get to you....

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

Ooooh, hello

what's all this, then?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

I'm in over my depth

I want out man!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

:-(

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

SNAKE!

you get 219 woos

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Hahaha brilliant!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Thank you for reminding me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

haha

nice!

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

Acetastic

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

I Like It

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Sheep!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Wow!!!

That's fantastic!!!
Kumquats on the FP

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

crikey!

Just woke up to my first ever FP - *does kumquat dance*

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)

classy! w/y/h

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mozza, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)

ok! ...am i the only one that sees it?

(Fly Projector, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

Hahahahaha

this is awesome in many many ways

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

Almost fears

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

yegads!

haha

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McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

That face, constantly, because people won't leave it the fuck alone?

No.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

Does wowie want a ciggy?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

Yes, but this was annoying me before that.

Well, the face was, generally.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

*retreats to minimum safe distance*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

*grits teeth* I shall be nice. I shall be nice. Nice. Niccccccce *hisses*.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

hehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

*soothes with calming Mint tea and jiggly waitresses*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

hmmmmm jiggly waitresses.....jum jum

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

You weren't there...

You have no clue.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Maybe he was stalking you?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

Nah, I had my taser with me for such eventualities...

and you couldn't really miss him, could you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

I've never seen him

Maybe he's stalking me!

*runs off and hides under sink*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

*offers spare Taser*

You might need this...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

I think I'll be OK,

I'm far too ugly for anyone to want to stalk ;)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

I'm sure that's not true, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

THE BEWWWWLS THE BEWWWWLS

ISTTHHHHP THAP YOOOOOOOOOOOO ASTHHHHHPMERELDA?

*gurns*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

HAHAHA

That is about right.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

It is

I'd gaz you a picture but you might end up in a coma.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

come come now

there's modesty and then ther... OH MY GOD YOU'RE HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!*

*I'm sure you're exceedingly easy on the eye

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

*pff*

In 20 years I see myself looking like Milton Waddams

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

*claps*

You know the way to my heart. Lamby tea and musically bottomed wenches.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

duh noob

you're supposed to treat each bandwagon post as a pioneering step towards achieving 100% pure creativity and hilarity. don't you know that?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Each and every bandwagon and it's purveyors

can get on their knobbly knees and kiss. my. arse.

I've made funnier things with it, for a start.

I AM going for a cigarette.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

pfft

*imagines*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

it's not so much that it's a bandwagon more that he looks like the cat!

(Fly Projector, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Maybe that is what she was looking for?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

hahahaha

excellent

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McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

hahahahaha

true officelol

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

heheh

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Ooooh..... well spotted!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

yam it tea tiem?

CFB 327kb
* this took way too long for cheap gag

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

CAKE TIEM!

hehehe wooo

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

No!

Please don't do that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

watcha fella!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Greetlings, young fellow-me-lad!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

I came on here on Friday for all of 30seconds

because I saw this and ran far far away

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

HE CAME!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

nice goodies

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boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

that's a pair of tits i don't want

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

The sauce was worse.....

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Crikey!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

Just keep your hands off the Battenburg!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

: D

: D

(

McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

battenburg needs tea (its teh law)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

this sounds dangerously like science to me

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McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

He wants! :P

(Fly Projector, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

Continued exposure to mistaken identity can lead to deep psychological problems....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

My eyes!

My beautiful, beautiful eyes!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

How did Mick Hucknall keep getting lots of women?!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

By having lots of money.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

of course, of course.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

he washes his hair with rohypnol...

...for a full bodied, healthy ginger shine

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djol, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

Rob needs to give up the Meth

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

Pffft

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

fffffuuuuu!!

'clicks'

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McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

blinking heck

woo :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

Holy Buggering Salamanders™! KILL IT WITH FLAMING HAMMERS!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

He may have bigger problems than Mick

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

woooooo

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

Is that the Cadburys advert?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Ha ha ha....

Well done Chedge?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

hahaha

leave rob alone

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

this gives me the fear!

='(

(Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

Heh

*clicks*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

It Rocky Dennis!!

"These things are good...the sunshine in my face..." Brill as always

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Q4nobody, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

: o

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McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

*waits for surprise horse*

(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

Here you are....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

reminds me of that 'nastychef' anim

mmmm - black vomit!

Black vomit is a tune by the rather woosome Dokkebi Q actually...
www.myspace.com/kikihitomi

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

makes me want an Aero

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

^this^

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

^yeap^

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

subliminal marketing ;D

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McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

Where?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

ahahahaha

are you smoking yet?

(

McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

*sets Joe on fire*

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

*breathes fumes*

mmmm... lovely lovely fags

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

I got an Aero easter egg

and ate it in about three minutes. Then felt sick.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

I only got a Smarties one

rubbish

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

I got a Creme Egg one from my gf

but I haven't touched that yet.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

she's not really your girlfriend yet then

technically

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

Ahaha!

Very clever!!

I have to wait for her to become legal first. Only kidding, she's 28.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

Don't let her hear you referring to her as 'that'

I guessing it won't be well received.

;-)

Edit: Gah!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

You have no idea.

I once made a joke about her possibly being bipolar. I haven't decided which is worse, the punch or the silent treatment.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

You got both?

Ooof - that's not good....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

Silent treatment is far worse

the punch is instant and gets it all out of the way

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

Well, apart from the reconstructive dentistry,

but I take your point.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

makes me want to rub my balls over a naked lady

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

Few things don't.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

* Takes a look at M3rx's profile

^ TRUE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

tripomatic woo

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spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

Tits!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

: o

have you animated that tarmac thing yet? :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

cor! aaah yes, not added any sound yet

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hXRU8zihVo&feature=channel_page

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McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

aha

splendid!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

: D

been trying to make stuff from scratch, got as far as playing with particles, ooh er, I can tell I'm going to be spending many nights indoors for the forseeable future

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McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

this makes me feel funny

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

Have a Stewart Lee

(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

hes much fatter! :)

how old it that photo?
woo pic

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

source

www.hullcomedy.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/hull-comedy-festival-2007/Stewart%20Lee%20Close%20Up%20Shot.jpg

it looks quite recent

(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

From the URL

my guess'd be 2007...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

hull comedy ?

I bet that was a sick sick bunch of jokes.

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

I know this is far better than simply thresholding him.

So woo.

However, I found his rant about books to be rather smarmy and masterbatory, so he can feck orf.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

I think my main problem with Stewart Lee

is that I think he's fucking good, but not as fucking good as HE thinks he is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

Entirely this.

"Have you read Harry Potter? It's really good."

"No I haven't, because I'm an adult - smarm smarm smarm - what I have read, however, is the collected works of all the classical poets, William Blake and oh my GOD just look at how great I am!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

Yeah but

adults who read Harry Potter (not to their kids) really should get out more

I think he wasn't being smarmy about reading highbrow literature, he was saying there's better things to read than kids books about wizards.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

What if they are reading it on a train

heading towards a suoer-fun-mega-cool-rock-climbing-hand-gliding-bar facility?

(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

There's too many things going on there

for me to even consider that possibility.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

And so one must define "better" and "should"

I mean - I still read Viz. Should I be shot?

I watched The Princess Bride the other day, and genuinely enjoyed it. What of me now?

Are films to have a "Not to be viewed by people over the age of" certificates?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

you should read The Princess Bride

so much betterthan the film, yes, it IS possible! :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

...

Inconceivable!

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

well

Is vis funny now? stopped being funny ages ago.

Nothing right with TPB - best awful film ever.

There are films that should be watched before other films. anything before a tom hanks for example.

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

It's always been a curate's egg.

Generally the editorial is better than the cartoons these days, whereas it used to be the other way 'round.

Drunken Bakers, Raffles, is good, and there's a cartoonist with quite a blocky style that's jolly good too, though.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

I always thought Bill Hicks was a bit harsh on MC Hammer

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

Yeah well he was another one.

Worshipped by angry, impotent Western boys - of which I was one - blindly, adoringly, and unquestioningly. Which was somewhat ironic, given his discourse.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

my stock response is "you're absolutely right, i shall stop enjoying it at once"

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spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

I think you could say that about 99% of the people on this board.

However, he is extremely good at performing stand-up. Regardless if people find it funny or not.

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

And here was me thinking that was the point of it.

I couldn't say that about a lot of the people on this board that I know well enough to know their personalities. Not everyone in this world is so sure of themselves, and good for them. I'd rather be around a humble idiot than a twat of a genius. That's just me though, I'm annoyed by undeserved self congratulation. He's fairly intelligent and tells jokes for a living, he's not doing anything of any importance. Obviously neither am I, but then I'm all fine with that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

Mark Thomas is

(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

*googles* oh, him.

I'm sure I've seen some of his performances, but they've made not one scratch on my memory.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

I never said he was importance.

He's very good at doing standup - the funny part is a matter of taste.

How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb?
Comedy never changed anything

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

I didn't say you did

I was more saying that he acts as if he IS important in the grand scheme of things- he certainly has a go at people like he's got a leg to stand on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

No - that was a joke, little Captain

Q: "How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb?"

A: "Comedy never changed anything."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

*Stewart Lees*

Q: "How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb?"

A: "Comedy never changed anything."

It was 3 repeats, wasn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

No for maximum effect you need to say:

"The other day somebody asked me how many comedians it takes to change a lightbulb, I said comedy never changed anything."

Then repeat the joke identically for 12 years.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

Is that what I need to say?

Ok, then.

*makes notes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

Richard Herring was always the funny one

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Although his current solo career would probably disagree.

Anyway Kevin Eldon was clearly the funny one. Kevin Eldon is just brilliant generally.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

Indeed

I saw him once on the street, shouted "Oi Kevin!" very drunkenly.

He looked very sheepish and gacve me a little wave.

Bless 'im

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

I didn't realise he is actually a weird esoteric type of buddist.

Can't quite mesh him and buddhism without my mind just refusing the concept.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

The same joke, three times?

I'm wrong, he's a genius.

O_o

It's like Catherine Tate with a semen stained mirror. Or something.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

That, in itself, is a truly disturbing image...

Just Tate, that is, although what you said worries me greatly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

the point of that being

wanking in a mirror. You know, because he loves himself so much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Ahhh, I see.

It's good that you help me figure out the more 'darker imagery'

;-)

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

I'm not

I'm massively insecure and questioning of everything I do
It's why I don't get out much

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

That's the same problem I have with Michael Mcintyre.

And also that he's not funny.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

Oh, I think he is.

Floaty boats and all that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

He makes me laugh.

That's all I know.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

Yeah, the only good thing I saw of his was the show "41st best stand up comedian".

and actually what I am doing is basically thresh holding it and making it look fancy in inkscape, I seem to be getting away with it so far haha.

(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

Is that the one where

in Glasgow he accussed Braveheart of being a peado?

That had me wetting myself

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

that's the one :)

(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

Nah.

41st was the most recent one. With massive bit about Tom 'Connor

The paedo, gay patois, braveheart bit was from the Stewart Lee Stand Up Comedian DVD.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

*seeks*

Tom O connor was on Watchdog last night

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

Was he complaining about the amount of oil in modern sardine tinning?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

oh sorry

got them mixed up

(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

Bwaaahahahahaha!

I could never, ever be accused of peddling one picture of the same old shit, day in day out, in order to try and gain some sort of praise from strangers online in order to prop up my patheticly-engorged ego.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

But you do :D

granted there is a little bit more skill involved with what you do to say the least

(Peter_G, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

he would only find this funny

if you repeat the same picture over and over and over again

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

the over and over again stew

Every joke to be told thrice.
Thrice told.
Told Thrice times until the twist.

but still better value than Chirs "5 jokes in one hour" Rock. (5 better jokes) but still.

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

It's Hip To Be Quad?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

ris

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Maneki mo RIS desu

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

Hip to be Quaid, Shirley?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

No...

It's Huey lewis, as in Hip To Be Square
And since he's replacing Kevin Whately in lewis (Huey lewis... geddit), which is set in Oxford... Oxford University... quads...

So Square becomes Quad.

Quaid?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

to sum that up in a single image is an impossibility

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

THIS MY OTHER SON, HUEY LEWIS!

Is nice.

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Statue Of Ribberty

Late response to Defying Darwin.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

the name is making me giggle

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spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

ringdingdingbdingdangdingrmbmbmbmm

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

wake up, sheeple

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spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

Lordy!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

whoa!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

NICE

You're an awesome kid, and totally not fat.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

did you like my plot i done for you?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

I did.

It was ace. Anything WWI-y is generally very cool.

Sadly the local council won't let me build my time machine, though.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

i'll lend you the keys to my delorian

if you promise not to murder my old man

//has been trying to think of song lyrics all morning

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spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

BROCCOLI SHEEP HAS CASTLE WART

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Mmngzzzuh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

Brand new series, tonight 9:00pm...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

hahaha, Not illegal rain!

iSketch anybody? I'm bored as hell.

B3ta room

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

I'll join for a quick game :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

whats isketch?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

www.isketch.com

b3ta room. It's online pctionary.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

didnt work!

its in japanese and a cup of tea!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

o'cha

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

isketch.net it is.

But it just says "Rooms downloading" forever for me :(

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

Post the link!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

Illegal rain?

ILLEGAL RAIN?!

*fumes*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

It's blocked at work... fuckers

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

:D my hero!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

Hahaha!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

hahaha

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

Haaaaaahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

thats nasty?!?

(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

Channel Five have some great shows

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Hahah this is a lovely form of hatstand

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

genuine office lol

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

And Jesus's 2nd coming went largely unnoticed...

(mr major no thanks, I don't use the horse, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

hahaha

this is ace

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

i always wondered...

but then i remembered, its all fantasy! there was no hitler! fact

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

Shirley

that would make you a holocaust orchestrator denier, morally I don't know what that means.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

hahahaha

that looks like you made it from Fuzzy felt

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

Fuzzy felt?

I love fuzzy felt! Must have been a subliminal thing when I was messing with it...

(mr major no thanks, I don't use the horse, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

There's a farmyard fuzzy felt set holding up the freeview box in my local chinese takeaway

when I was waiting for food in there on Sunday I was very tempted to ask if I could play with it, as they had only boring arsed golf on the telly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

"Hold on to your sanity as best you can

"While some Hitler claims to speak for the son of man ..."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

lego and star wars, lego and star wars etc.

forgive my sillyness pls. :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Aren't they too short to be stormtroopers?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Arf!

You lose points for not using real lego though ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

haha!

i cant afford the bloody stuff!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

^ this

It's surprisingly expensive.

I had tons and tons when I was a kid, I think my parents sold it to fund my education :¬/

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

i gave mine to charity*

*my parents gave mine to charity and (space lego)

Child abuse.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

I am sure I had a hell of a lot more when I was a kid

than I do now, so I assume my mum did the same.

It is way too expensive :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

buy online

I found an ebay job lot - 5 kilos of lego for £20

It had everything - original proper lego, technics - electronics, pneumatics etc.

Okay, I had to wash it all first as some looked like it had lived on Tatooine, but all good now!

(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

I have much too much of the stuff

I've been 'busy' this Christmas vacation

cfb

also

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

Have you animated any of it?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

I have

but so far, I uploaded only stills
www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/sets/72157614799062079/

I need to photograph my complete collection sometime

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

you are brilliant sir

so brilliant indeed. *envies

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You win in the lego geek stakes sir :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

I bow to you, Sir

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

I recently bought the Lego Mindstorms set at last

well worth the purchase!
*joys*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

Is that one of those new modern lego sets?

I don't like them :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

It's programmable Lego Technic with motors and sensors

www.amazon.co.uk/LEGO-8527-Mindstorms-NXT-Robot/dp/B000F6SU92/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys&qid=1239716166&sr=8-1
I don't like most new Lego stuff either, but this is fab, especially for teaching your kids robotics :)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

It's cool and all, but it aint lego ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

YES IT IS! LOOK AT THE BOX!

*cries*
;)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

This is brilliant

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fannycradock, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

Thank you :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

hyperwin btw!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

Too kind.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

yay! best combo evar

(except beer & porn)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

beer and kebab

kebab and porn?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

I hate kebab, it looks like dead rat

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

When roasted and applied with the right sauce, no one will ever know

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

i find eating living rats is quite distasteful

the elephant foot kebab is bad but the chunks of lamb are good chillisossalad?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

The blood cools so quickly

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

see bottom compartment
and this

/lego geek blog

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST!

im off to buy all you have shown me!!! i fantasised over a lego death star all my life
:( *tears of WIN

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

This is also an official set

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

I have this one, and it's huge

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

Holy crapola!

That's amazing!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

Awesome!

How long did you take to build it?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

About 6 to 8 hours, if I recall correctly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

nice

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

imagine having limitless lego to work with...

dreams may come true... we could open a lego wokshop and charge entry... *profits

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

I can imagine quite a lot

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

See Legoland Windsor :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

That's no Lego...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

Yes both are WIN for sure

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

hell yeah!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

yay!

two of my favourite things

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spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

NYC

you could polly do this live if you could be arsed to paint your arm green

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

Hahaha

Nicely

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

haha!!!

fuck!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

Phwoar!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Yeah, but you'd probably get shot for being a filthy terrist

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

and rightly so.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

bastard filthy terrists

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

Liberté Egalité Fabergé

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

*pffft*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

hahahahhahah! *click for looniness!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

wow

just realised how thin my arms are!

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

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