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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
What a lovely cayke-eating critter!

Edit Wah and 46666 posts too! Satan is among us!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# thank you all :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# You may regard that link I posted down v there as your birthday gift. For once it doesn't contain horses ;)
God I'm cheap...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# seen it before..it's quite good :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Happy happy candleday
*Happy dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# :D
Happy Candle Day Prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Hooray!
Hope you have a very pleasant candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
# ta much :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# happy candle fella
i look forward to many more
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Congrats or commiserations
delete as applicable.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# oh ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Happy B3taday fella! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# happy candlemas, prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# thank ye :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# happy candleday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# BAM!
delete-o-thread
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# you're welcome :)
good work getting mogga for manager btw - as a boro fan i was rather hoping he'd come save us from southgate before moving on to bigger and better things...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# meh...I like him, but I just don't think he's the right guy for the job
from what I've heard he might be bringing Paul Robinson, Marc-Antoine Fortune and Borja Valero with him

I guess we'll have to wait and see, hopefully he's not as bad as I think he is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# fair point :)
it'll be interesting to see what he does with a bit more cash. i like his style of football: subtley different from the way he used to play :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# ahahahahah
please, valero. he's absolutely shite.
(prostheses, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# didn't say any of them are good did i?

or maybe he was just playing in a shit team
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# did you see my post on valero the other day?
slow, can't tackle, poor shooting (failed to score all season). can pass a ball if given time and space. it was the lack of tackling that really irked me, he was a total passenger most of the time and once the opposition's midfield were past him that was it.
Fortune is OK as a lump to hold up the ball, not an out-and-out goalscorer.
Robinson, not as good as he thinks he is. All of them will be fine against the bottom half of the SPL just not good enough for a club of Celtic's size/ambition.

edit/ fair point on the shit team, he had no holding midfielder to help out. Mowbray apparently believes that a back 4 + 6 outfield players who can't tackle is OK.
(prostheses, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# cayke!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Happy b3taday sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# cheers muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hurrah!
Happy cake day


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# ta sir
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Hippy
Bathday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# yay happeh fire prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# :) ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# i'm a bit late to the party, but happy b3taday prodge :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# *delurks*
happycandledays ! :D
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# 7 Shape ... beans beans are good for your heart the more you eat them the more you ...


7-Shape Vector Henry John Heinz (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# He even LOOKS like a bean!
The same colour and everything! Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Was the idea ...
yeah! ;)
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# That is an impressive beard
I hope I can grow mine like that one day

Edit: I am most rude! Expertly done, as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# But does it count as mutton chops rather than a beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I've never understood how to tell
Muttons are impressive side burns but when it links with the awesome tasche then is it muttons or beard business?

I dunno, what I do know is I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# that's gotta qualify
as a handlebar, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# cavilier's moustache is one name for it.
ed: although apparently 'friendly mutton chops' seems to be the more accepted name.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Gah!
Sooo many names for something which is just laziness!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# facial hair is pure style. you may send me envy for your lack of facial hair or your lack of riding mine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Beardedwife is bearded because he cant be arsed to shave
LAZY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# If you have a trimmed beard then it's not laziness, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# even a kempt beard requires effort
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I imagine so, with all the combing and cleaning
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I can admire the artistry in a finely coiffed beard
But most beards are just there
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# i have a beard because I am at the height of masculine style
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
#
at the height of masculine style ugly and want to hide my face.

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# ...grow awesome facial hair?
NEED BEANZ ON TOATS NOW

also this is, as always, uber-ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# YES
That's lunch sorted right there
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# plus:
CHEEBS

and

Henderson's Relish
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# WHY IS LUNCH SO FAR AWAY!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Now you have to do another 56 versions.
Most woosome indeed!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Forget that
I have about 1200 more people to do any way!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# nice, although all i can imagine is the beans and sauce dripping out of it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Yay
Me and some people from work just sent you Photo's :)
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Nice 1
Yeah got em
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Oooh yesh....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Oh Churchill!
Right - If you see me on here again today - SHOUT AT ME!


cos I'm too busy to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# GET BACK TO WORK

same here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# As am I
But I'm so awesome at work at the moment I figure they owe me a lot of slack
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# ooohh yesss :)
indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I knew a cat that did that.
But with a green hippo.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# You too can win, hands down!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I just read that they have called a recount. BRING ON THE BOMBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
The visual gag pales into insignificance in the face of the wonders of "11!!!"

!oaml
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# loam!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Citam-o-tollab?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Cillit bang?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Back to work!
*whips*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# hahaha
Naughty Mahmoud!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# iranian photoshop strikes again!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# but really
I think hamajinedad has won indeed.
you know, the protesters may be a lot, but the uneducated persian rednecks out there in the country definitely love him
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Oh...
...er


Ahhh...

Have you seen my daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# is she the one with the long-handled brush and the bucket of pig's blood?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Try Portugal
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# SEEN her?
I only just ...

Erm ...

Shut up, Vagabond.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Just follow the guy with the odd-shaped head...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Mr P. Rymid?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# He of the personal inadequacy issues where swords are concerned?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# REDRUM!
REDRUM!
REDRUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# what is this? 1973?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# if it is, can someone please change my nappy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# oh this sounds like a delightfully kinky game.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# No, it is 1977.
The third time he won, and the year that Stephen King wrote The Shining.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# HUZZAH!
I can wear my brown tie and be the height of fashion.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# *high fives*
Brown tie buddies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# we need cardies and flares to go with them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I have no cardigans,
but my jeans are all slightly flared. Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I suppose, my jeans are fairly narrow legged, when did the obsession with tight jeans start...
early 80s?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Christ knows.
I am too short to look good in skinny jeans. Also, I don't like them. I need to give the beast room to breathe....

EDIT: Actually, thinking about it, it was a very punk thing wasn't it? SO that would make it around the same period....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I'm sure they made their debut in the '50s
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# oh what's behind the door?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Dorking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Haahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Things.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Blah Blah Blah Font Matching Algorythm Blah Blah Blah Funnier in my head!


Ning bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
# 'ning
hehehe!

also,
www.cbrd.co.uk/media/fonts/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Ah. Thank you GSTQ :D
Dotum looked the same, it was just the thickness of the lines that was an issue. Oh well, not as if I have a reputation to ruin anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# near enough is good enough
it's a handy little link.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
# That's what she said!
ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Ooooh, a new thread.
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Today is a good day to dork
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# When's a good day to nerd?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Geekday
Hey, that's today!







(again)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Thank god the gayshift's over.
Right - tea and biskwits, everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I'm good thanks,
I have Tea and Toats.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# And I still never got an explanation as to what the fuck was going on....
probably best not to know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# It's Hervé's birthday you insensitive bastard!*





*may not be true at all
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)
# April 23
LEAVE MY HOUSEBOY ALONE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Silly Joe Scaramanga!
Hervé is not Shakespeare!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# superhappyfuntime is all the awesome.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
# oh god biscuits please
I haven't eaten anything for 10 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Dorking is an odd place anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I used to have a girlfriend in Dorking.
It's a nice enough place, if a bit over-run with posh boarding school types. But hey, nothing quite like a boarding school girlfriend ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
#
boarding school

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# That's what I hear anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Awwwwww!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# poor people.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
# No! They are geeks!
Also, I never knew Ron Jeremy was such a big Star Trek fan....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# well not quite as big as a john holmes. and leave geeks alone.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Blah blah blah blah blah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Font Matching Algorythm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Shut up geekboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Would you like a pen and some paper
to write some poetry emo geekboy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
# no i already have them and it's all pointless anyway, no one would read it
no one cares *sniff*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Here, have this razor blade :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# no why should i change my appearance to conform?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Because you look like Peter Sutcliffe!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# nah I look like chebal.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# You fucking wish!
I actually met a dude a couple of years ago, who really looked like the caveman. Then, I found out that his name was Sebastian, and he also plays rugby! He was not french....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I don't like the font

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I knew it,
it's too brown isn't it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
#

EDIT: Ok my edit was too shouty so I edited it again.
This thread is still about NEWS and HERVÉ though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:20, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:32, archived)
# JS is going to shit when he sees all this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:52, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:08, archived)
# that's some Cenobite shit right there.
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:15, archived)
# WHOA

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:17, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:53, archived)
# LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF THE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)
# HEADLINES!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:02, archived)
# FASHION NEWS: LEGS ARE BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:16, archived)
# LEGS ARE IN BACK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
# She has Pentalegs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)
# BANG YOUR HEAD TO THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)
# DO IT
BANG YOUR HEAD

BANG. YOUR. MOTHER. FUCKING. HEAD.

BANG YOUR HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:15, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEWS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:16, archived)
# I HOPE YOU ARE ALL STRUCK WITH THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS NEWS
BECAUSE GUESS WHAT BUSTER, OTHERWISE MY TIME HERE IS WASTED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:18, archived)
# TIME TO WISE UP GUYS BECAUSE NEW IS HAPPENING
AND IT'S HAPPENING ALL AROUND US, AND IT'S HAPPENING NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)
# YOU CAN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE NEWS
OR MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)
# THERE IS NEWS, AND THEN, THERE IS NEWS.
THIS WAS, AND IS, NEWS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)
# news is importance.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)
# THIS NEW NEWS COMES AS THE FRESHEST NEWS TO ME
I AM HENCEFORTH AWESTRUCK
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:26, archived)
# nice.
love the juggalo trolling in the comments

"there before icp kid lol, get your facts straight before talkin shit, before i BANG YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN HEAD into a telephone pole and stomp out your soul"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)
# I'm suddenly listening to a lot of gravediggaz
i think it's because i'm 30 in a couple months so i'm pretending to be in high school again
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
..I WANNA ROCK!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
# This reminds me of Party Cat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nYeN5rBGgs

I still got a lot of love for these guys
ah, memories
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)
# I was five years old then
GOOD TIMES, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)
# I was ten when I got interested in heavy metal
and "Stay Hungry" was the first record I recall buying

I grew out of it by age twelve
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)
# I borrowed my brother's cassingles of rocket and pour some sugar on me by def leppard
I didn't have any music of my own until my mid teens
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)
# yeah my brother's four years older
so until he moved out we shared a lot of music.

Quite which of us 'owned' "Hysteria" I don't recall..
I suspect neither of us really wanted it

BUT I REMEMBER WHAT THE GODDAMN COVER LOOKED LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)
# my brother used to come into the room and crank pink floyd really fucking loud whenever i was practising the piano
I think that's why i hate pink floyd now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
# I first heard this song when I ate my first (and penultimate) mushrooms
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4gQP5r4IyU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)
# ooohhhhh yeah
I'm gonna get me that record man

and then I'm gonna get some fucking mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)
# The closest thing I do to hallucinogens these days is weed
to be honest i really don't need them to keep up
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:30, archived)
# that's my primary tipple, yes.
anything stronger is subject to availability.

NOW IT IS TIME TO GET FUCKED RIGHT IN THE EAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)
# i don't think my internet can handle this
it's just playing one video while the other one buffers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
# balls.
it's chaotic, but it works in places..

does your computer cache 'em?
I just reloaded and they came up like a motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:41, archived)
# i've got a wireless modem that tends to just give up rather than trying to download large files
luckily torrents have a manual announce button that I can hit every hour or so
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)
# I've just had to restart firefox for it to work.
I think my PC has memory issues
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
# ERROR RETRIEVING DLL: BACK IN NAM
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:44, archived)
# DESCRIPTION OF ERROR: YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)
# THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND! THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
THE CONTROLS DON'T RESPOND!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)
# excellent
 
I HAVE INADVERTENTLY FUCKED BOTH YOUR COMPUTERS WITH AN INCREDIBLY POOR "MASHUP"
I AM AN INTERNET DJ ON THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT MY FRIEND
GOOD JOB WITH THE NEW OCCUPATION
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)
# awww sick playlist
www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=D8918CAE69451287

revelation of the day: BASSNECTAR
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgLgaYgoks0
best version of that shitty song I've ever heard
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
# I'm Happy Up Here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmcPeuf5aXo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:32, archived)
# the parliament song they sample is so much better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEJ4_GL7200
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
# here is my revelation of the day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tEG94uVS8Q

WE WILL ALL LIVE ON

edit: that song actually gets pretty good, it hadn't kicked in by the time I posted this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)
# OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
"I can't compete with Barry White"

Edit: /Bargearse quote
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)
# THAT'S SOME FUNKY FUCKING SHIT, MOTHER FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
# YouTube quote of the day:
"Anybody who remixes beatles songs needs to be punched in the face."

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
# YES
THAT IS GOOD NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)
# Yeah!
He must have inspired the Rubix Cube
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:20, archived)
# *shits*
what the fucks going on here?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
# poor Herve :( sad story
www.franksreelreviews.com/shorttakes/tattoo/tattoo.htm
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Goddammit
Maybe his legs just had grow


(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:28, archived)
# The plane the plane
hit me in the head
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:37, archived)
# teh
FEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRR has me!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Boogie on down!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:27, archived)
# THE COLD DEAD EYES OF A KILLER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I'LL CUT YOUR FACE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:59, archived)
# IT'S LIKE HE ALREADY KNOWS ALL MY DARKEST SECRETS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:06, archived)
# PLEASE HERVÉ DON'T HURT 'EM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:08, archived)
# THIS IS THE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:08, archived)
# WATCHING THE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:16, archived)
# my monitor is making all sorts of scratchy noises
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:18, archived)
# ssssssssRGB! ssssssssRGB! ssssssssRGB!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:20, archived)
# CMYKHHHhh
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:21, archived)
# Reading the autocue?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:32, archived)
# LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THIS NEWS REPORT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:45, archived)
# THIS IS NEWS REPORTING
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:50, archived)
# WE ARE BEING TOLD OF THE NEWS REPORT
IT IS NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:57, archived)
# At its finest
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:06, archived)
# THESE ARE THE HEADLINES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:02, archived)
# I'm going to click "I like this" and then stop looking at it.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)
# IT'S THE ALL SEEING EYE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:13, archived)
# HE HAS A POWERFUL WEAPON. HE CHARGES A MILLION A SHOT
HERVE - I HOPE YOU AND CHRISTOPHER LEE DON'T HURT ME
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:12, archived)
# oh god, help
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:41, archived)
# de plain
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:02, archived)
# when was the last time you truly experienced the importance of the news
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
# in 1000 years time someone will find this animation and think it was a religion
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)
# For a very brave soul
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)
# SSG ARE POUR BRAVE ANGLE :( :9 ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)
# ONLY YOU CAN DEFEAT COCK CANCER
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)
# It's pancreatic actually.
It's out of my jurisdiction

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)
# North Pancreatic
or South Pancreatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Fred Gwynne died of pancreatic cancer, too.
 
GODDAMN SHITTY PANCREASES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Pancreas,
unlike other organs such as liver,
kidney, and heart, is soft and cannot be held
in a rigid and fixed position for effective
dicing in a mechanical slicer. Therefore, the
best way a mince the pancreas without
shredding or crushing it seemed to be to use
a rapidly rotating blade such as that in a
Polytron homogenizer.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Therefore, with pancreases
from large animals, it is all the more important
to have a method to rapidly mince
the tissue into uniformly sized pieces without
damaging it with a lengthy handmincing
procedure and without destroying
it as many blenders would.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:12, archived)
# and Bill Hicks
“You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.”
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:23, archived)
# I got a question for ya.. it's a one-word question.. dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:35, archived)
# FREE BIRD!
FREE BIRD!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)
# god bless SSG
he's in our farts
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
# damn, did he die?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
# moments away
from ambling off this mortal coil.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)
# i think its really sad tht he is only young, nd that the C word has hit him like it has.
i think it is so mean the way that some people have sent me and my couzin invites on facebook to join groups saying
"why cant they just shoot SSG now?
its wrong. hes a person, just like everyone else, and it sickens me that people think his illness is a publicity stunt.
i lost my grandad last year to cancer and he was like a dad to me, as mine died when i was young
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Beautiful tribute, thank you.
You did SSG very proud.
Bless him, i think about him everyday, Im sure Im not the only one that feels like that.. he really tried hard to survive, He did his best.
I respect him so much. Hes still here.
But not in the way we know. Hes in another beautiful world.
Rip SSG babe xx
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
# I LOVE YOU SSG! AND YOUR HOT GIRLFRIEND.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:33, archived)
# R.I.P SSG, your so brave & i love you x
And the sick, evil! people who leave vile disgusting comments on this very public website, can go back to hell, i read the filthy evil comments on other forums.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)
# But mostly his hot girlfriend.
Hang on... I thought SSG was one of them super happy fun people...

Goodnight sweet prince.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:50, archived)
# *Sells stories to tabloid press*
*Releases special tribute issue of Hello*
*Profits*

IN R HARTS WIV DA ANGLES IN HAVEN
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:59, archived)
# hello.jpg, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:12, archived)
# :-)
My first encounter with that was disguised with the more cruel "kittens.jpg".
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)
# WAIT I DON'T SEE ANY KITTENS IN THERE MAN
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:23, archived)
# *wipes tea from monitor*
Hahahahaaa! That took me a couple of seconds... Marvellous stuff! XD
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:55, archived)
# looks like a sarlacc pit!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:59, archived)
# SSG IS THE UNBEATABLE STONGMAN
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:12, archived)
# he is in a better place now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:59, archived)
#
Blackpool? Watford?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 6:24, archived)
# As a Watfordian,
I refuse to believe that it can ever be considered a 'better' place.

Oh, unless you're from Luton of course.

Or Wales.

Or the north...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:32, archived)
# He's from Cardiff...
Watford is better :~P
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
# Appologies for the crap web cam quality, i'm a pauper and cant afford a proper camera
anyway, i present to you - an emo teddy bear box of tissues
it's supposed to be a rose or something

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# 1 year, 109 messages. get yer arse in gear matey : )
EDIT:heres some biker teddys
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Alright, 'ands on 'eads!
We know 'ow to deal with you ageing Teds!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
# I AM STUFFED WITH THE BLACK COTTON WOOL OF DESPAIR
 
ALSO ONE OF MY EYES FELL OFF, PLEASE SEW IT BACK ON :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Do I clap?
TOOK ME AGES TO SEE IT. FUH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)
# I'm having a hell of a time here
I I I see it, but I don't
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)
# it more like an upsidedown mouse head isnt it?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:16, archived)
# yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)
[challenge entry] National Cat Party - CATS FIRST
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Frankly, Darling-- everyone is the same at the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)
# i dont know if i would want her nibbling my ear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# actually on the ear is fine
but that raspy tongue on other, more sensitive parts, well...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 5:53, archived)
# whats the word on flashing images?
finished
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Write "fuck" on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
# UH TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME WHAT'S THE WORD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
# The bird
I thought that everyone knows that the bird is the word.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
# MAMA MAMA OOM MOW MOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Haberdashery.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Potent miscellaneous haberdashery: Beware.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)
# You aren't taking haberdashers as seriously as you should be.
For shame.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I haberdashed the other day but then and I had to stop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# It's fine as long as prodge isnt around as he will shout at you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)
# IN CAPS!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
# SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUTY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# The word is LEGS
help spread the word.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# WORD IS LEGS THIS IS OF GRAVE IMPOTENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
# PLARP
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
# shploop
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# personally, I like a well crafted spack

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
# LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE EYES
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
# ouch! :D :D

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Fu-hu-uk! That is freakishly amazing.
I've seen it before, but it still amazes me.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
# thanks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I agree
depending on if you're looking at it, or away from it, it seems to warp time.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
# still a thing of beauty
 
I really should set that as my active desktop..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Blobby blobby blobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# "And remember, always use a condom."
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Noel loves teh blobby cock
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
# beautiful veinage there
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I second that
(I helped save b3ta! monkeybananaraffle, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# oh my
that is wronger than a very wrong thing
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I'm not sure
that those yellow spots are a good sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Wow!
That Sir, is amazing and inducing tears of laughter.
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
#
Nice veinage
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Mister Knobby
?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# knobby knobby knobby!

Mr Knobby appeared in a Viz cartoon once with Roger Mellie
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
# It can't just be me
that see two cocks in this picture?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Needs 6 pubes
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I know this is Nawty
but it isn't a repost as such.


I think I sorted the mouth, and added some PVC, just to attract attention. Optimising turned the hair green... And it still looks like a bloody newsreader. I WAS trying for teh sexhey.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
# mmm, would
even more so with a bit of soft focus
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I live my life
in soft focus..
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# then Jamnog definitely would
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# arg
I'm going to need more time perhaps tomorrow night
farm4.static.flickr.com/3320/3630824236_d932754f74_m.jpg
A bit less like a news reader and a tiny bit of softfocus
but the result was I made her look angry

edit : ahh thats better
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# i like that
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# sexy, sexy herpes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Coming to a town
near you!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# yep.. Hamilton!
 
*substitute with nearest hick town of your choice*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Hicksville
no, really
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hicksville,_Ohio
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
# yeah I know
also, this fictional place:

www.hicksville.co.nz/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
# hmm..
she got helen mirren eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I have her wrinkles too
but not her talent
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# so that's you!?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# well sort of.
Photoshop had a fair shout.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# can I make a suggestion for hair using photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# you're getting the suggestion anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# plarp the hair as one solid colour, a medium tone of your hair or whoever's hair
and just do a basic shape, get it about right but don't worry too much.

then get the dodge and burn tool and take turns using different intensities and sizes with the dodge and burn tool, this gives you decent shadows and light patches, don't worry about crossing lines and stuff they'll usually come out ok. Thhen you can create a path to make your hair a more normal shape and cut it up trim it in places, then take a really thin brush and throw in a couple of occasional little stands coming out.

someone did this original image and I just threw together the hair whilst explaining the same technique in about 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# it's not brilliant but it has advantages
and it's relatively quick
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# if none of that makes any sense, tell me
and I'll put something together that will make more sense
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# stop replying to yourself you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# GMOS
You forget one important factor. I don't have a decent program. i have photoshop 5 Limited Edition. It's like Paint.
Ta for the tips though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I used to use PS limited 5
I'm sure it had dodge and burn

I WILL ENDEAVOUR TO FIND AN OLD MAC AT WORK WHICH HAS IT AND ASSESS THE SITUATION,

YOURS

GMOS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I'm going to make a point of using the word "plarp" from now on
just as soon as I work out exactly what I want it to mean
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I consider plarp to be a word used for casually spreading something
"what do you want on your toast"
"oh just plarp some Jalapeno Houmus on it"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# That's plop surely.
Just said in a rastafarian accent.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# no, don't be ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I'm still using
"Flange" and "Pudender" at every possible chance. Nobody invites me to parties since though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# too cool
it's my problem too, ever since I started arriving in battle dress and yelling at people.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# that was you?
Dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I have my own warning flag
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Darnm
i thought you were an extreme Born again Cristian. Next time yell through the letter box. I Won't be in, but next door will love telling me about it.

Edit:
And sorry about the cellar and stuff. You'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# You may indeed
But if it is "use someones 20 years younger than you" I know it
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Better than
Marty Feldman eyes
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
# she looks european
..not a bad look.
I like what you done.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I'm from watford
how Low-class European do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# *rubs Jahled's thighs too*
this is actually kind of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Yikes!
*Tries to bat away loads of hands*
Tomorrow is the one day of the year I really must wake up slightly sober for, you lot sleep easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I didn't ask for low class at all
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Nice shine on the lips . . . the hair looks just fine . . . and the PVC does as advertised !
Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Helo you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Maaaaaavalous Daaaaaaaahling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# sexy news?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# news is always sexy
you just have to say it nude.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# hmmm it's got potential.
The image is great though. Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I'm not sure I'm a fan of all the sexy newsreader stuff.
I want a faceless series of incidents with beeps
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# SEXY BEEPS!
or negative beeps?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Imagine the sound you'd get if you fed a plimsole through a midi system
that's what I'd hope for
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=negative+beep
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCcubyPKcow
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# damm this horny collie. down boy
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I won't be sated till I see a Lobster!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# dawwww!
SOOO CUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
#
Silly GmOS, babby hippos are much cuter!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# wait wait wait, NO!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I love you, it's just I can't love you with a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I'd rather you loved the baby hippo
HOLY FUCK YOU'VE GOT AN XBOX! LETS PLAY :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# yes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3NueKXS6dk
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Lob Up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# hahahah
fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
# hahahahhaha what the shit?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Gerrofff!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I like this
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Rather nice.
I'd let her read me the news anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# And finally
A B3tan called Zeltergiset gave fellow B3tan Sundaegirl £20,000 in an amazing display of generousity...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I knew I drunk too much last night.
Did I get a receipt? *checks empty bottles*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Last night?
this was 2 months ago in the settlement! Just how drunk were you?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Yay! No more "I want to eat your children" look!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Told you I'd sort it
Well I didn't, but did.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised if they did that in a few years.
They were about one step away from doing an Iraqi sweepstakes meal deal.
"Grieving Widow whose husband was killed in Iraq? 20% off all Big Mac Meals!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# FRESH !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I do believe this may have bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# well, then it may have been done again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Arbeit them in a moment, but not before adding more salt.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Surprised by the lack of Spang
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu25bIYmRDk
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
# HEIL!!!!

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)
# you have to eat them dry though


...no milk

Go Monster Monday!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
# So they are dry and taste of iron
Is it Cilla Black?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Cottonmouth x 11ty
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
# is she dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Hard to tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# aren't you???
hello Hunter S!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# only a matter of time :D
and gin
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# It's horrible to wish death upon someone,
especially if your only basis of hating her is her political views and actions (it's not like she started a holocaust).
While I may or may not agree with her politically, she tried her best.


Her best was shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# grab your pickle jar and join the line, ClanSoul
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I didnt like her
I hope she burns her neck
like a milder version of wishing her dead
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0221895/
looks a lorra like Cilla.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Screeching like a chainsaw on metal producing the most vial sound ever known to mankind.
sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# she presented.."Suprise Suprise."
nailed to a cross, pissing and shitting as she sang.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I'd pay good money to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# up there ^ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# The only way to start the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I thought she was all right
O yes
(Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# your gona be rickapocalypsed
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Can't we just bat them off from orbit
using North Korea's hidden arsenal of warheads, or something

and some superb batting from Bangladesh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Ball of ______ !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# We're doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
# looks down 2 posts
hmmm, renegade compo?

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
# TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha,
it's monster monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Hooray for monster monday!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# leg
end
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# She'd still be a shockingly cool date !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# did you see the BBC anne frank drama?
she was a rude cow
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Perfeck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Probably not the noisiest fuck in the world, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# you square
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# PEW PEW PEW
SQUARELASER
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffff.......................!!!!!!!!1111
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Collating as it be . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

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