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# HOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Well,
I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Thanks me duck!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Little chief
(openleggy, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)
# ......................ew.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# ew........drew it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*prints a million copies*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# But... no hat!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Eep.
So true but so very wrong. So very very ewwwwwwwwwww too.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Not the latest Apsara is it?
Only joking...
:D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha!
we sow the seed, nature grows the seed, then we eat the seed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# You're so wrong!
But then so is Dave. :p
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# hehe
well we should recycle eh?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# He developed his catchphrase at an early age...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# *spangspangspang*
and a click for you.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Genius.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# This x battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Pick the evil marzipan off and I'm with you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# You fucking racist you sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# But marzipan is the most wonderful invention
since sliced bread
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Oh dear Lord. Excellent and clicked, but you don't get away without one of these:
but you don't get away without one of these:
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
*astronomy giggles*
(waofy, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Genuine proper LOL moment there!
Fucking fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
i like this silly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# For ages id been trying to think on The Joker
and why so Sirius. And this shows me hows its done...

Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)
# MEGA GROAN!
That's rough. And I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# This made me lol with a lot of l
puntastic sir
(Adam's Navel would rather be on his bike, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha
first big laugh in a while. nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Woah...
A front page?
Shirley you can't be Sirius?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
# A new spin on an old joke! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Hehe!
(Fluffster, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Hahaha,
shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# ooooohhhhh
kill me now

(clicked)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Late Pea
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# 2010 Royal Nudie Calendar: August

NSFW


July
June
May
April
March
February
January


Edit: 4 months remain. Please tell which Royal should be done next, or face Royal Reruns.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# DAINA WAS A LAYDY AND PRINSESS OF ARE HARTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# wiv da angels
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)
# BRO ITS ANGLES U FICK OR WOT
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
#
Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, yeah but diana stole it from me but thats nuffin because she got fingred on the swings round the back of the school
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# morning Angle
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:50, archived)
# *Clicks NSFW*
*Spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Brilliant
*knocks one out over january*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# june does for me
closely followed by march
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# very much this

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)
# ^ That's NUTS that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Dirty squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Tufty? Nooooooooooooooooo!
*weeps for the tattered ruined remains of hitherto happy childhood*

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Woo...
but what happened to her eyes?

Edit: Do you mind if I print that out?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# The eyes get messed up when the dead get reanimated.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I hope you're
reanimating the queen mum too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# She had her turn in June.
I can only reanimate for so long before needing 20 minutes and a bottle of Gatorade.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# isn't June the queen again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Queen Mum
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Go ahead.
I'll be making a printable calendar once I have all the months.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)
# 0_0
that's some arse!

EDIT: prince william for october!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# she has beeeutifull far away eyes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Lady Louise Windsor
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha! is this a before or after pic ?
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/extinctbig.jpg

nsfw ish

duchess of kent or the ferguson gals
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha that's fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# haha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Phoar!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Princess Anne?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Princess Eugenie?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Prince Edward
Anne's daughter.....phwooar!


edit en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line_of_succession_to_the_British_Throne
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# She looks dead,
works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Coffee in keyboard your Twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Funny you should post that

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:32, archived)
# kraken one off?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:34, archived)
# *running spang*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:50, archived)
# that's a better title than my feeble "bash of the titans"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# yes
but it did get me spanged
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:50, archived)
# How NSFW is this?
Just curious
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# You can knock one out within 4 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# It has a botty bum-bum
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# What;s he selling?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Balloons to raise breast cancer awareness
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# HE IS A KING
he sells nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# His not our King

Well I didn't vote for him!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# What've you got?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# likey :D
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Hello, king
I would like to purchase some land.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/9870222
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# But I need that land to put my peasents somewhere to work!
At the moment they're all just rolling around in the mud and I don't like their chances against the Black Death. racist
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I wouldn't worry too much about the black death, it's that bloody black knight you have to watch out for.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# He can still bite your ankles, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# R
a
c
i
s
t
.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# that's 'king good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# All praise the good King Good.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# i played your game the other day
it's excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# HAI KING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# oh, no!
king rollo is choking on a cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Now he's a king I can get behind

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Kinky sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
# GJM.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
#


Also: What should I draw the'day? (First one of 2010!)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Something battle of Britain related
With squirrels (which I know won't get picked)
A casino scene (ditto)
Anything (ditto)

Moral of the story. My suggestions don't get picked. Now I'm off to man sulk or whetever that is.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:48, archived)
# PARADOX!
And draw anything, as long as nothing sexy happens. HNY JJ
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, archived)
#
nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# She? It's finely honed androgyny I'll have you know.
That and the 5 days of beard growth ought to give it away ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# It's her catchphrase
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Five seconds....here we go....
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# booddodldodododldodoooodoododoooodoobiddlediddledoo.
Is it "Shit in my grandmother's mouth?"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# That's not it....Barry...you're back in play.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# You're right!
www.b3ta.com/board/9870185
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
#
That's a fact!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Glee untold!
I bloody love S&S. It's by far my favourite strip.

Death & Taxes and Unexpected cubism are perhaps my favourite curses to wish up someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, archived)
# You have no idea how much I hate to hear that :D
Spend bloody hours on SA and everyone prefers the strips made of scrawly lines and brain-fart!!
:D

*jest*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Well if it's any consolation, Leonard and a pile of Scarlet's vomit crossing into S&S world is a fave of both series :)
/fanboy
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Oh, OK then.
I fucking hate S&S. It's fucking shit and I'm putting you on ignore.

Honestly - that's the most fucking conceited thing anyone can say in reply to praise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# *pats*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I bloody love SA.It's by far my favourite strip.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# i love SA!
i demand you draw more!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO!
Why your very FAECES are an untramelled delight!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I now have a mental image of you hiding in my toilet.
With a net.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
a net an upturned, expectant face
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# FUNNELCHAIR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# ewwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# a mental image?
you only have to go look!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I know you're not down there.
Too toxic and corrossive.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# *snaps fingers inside bio-suit*
yeah you'd think . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I love SA!
It's my favourite of your things, with "how to play" coming second.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I really do love SA
Beautifully drawn consistent world characters one can easily identify with. But S&S makes me *gleeeeeeeeee* and gives me a heartwarmingly warm heart.
sorry. does that makes me ebils?

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Great
how about sequential art in a parallel universe?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# a great white shark
on a psychiatrist's couch, talking about his problems with seals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Howard & Lovecraft, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# spiggots on tressles
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Put them on ebay
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Cost

Edit: Was "Get them to shake hands"
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Are you mad?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Soz!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Yay!
HNY Meestah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# The Hillman Imp factory in Cork, besieged by three nuns and a goose with progeria
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# please draw sir ranulph fiennes gut-punching a velociraptor
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# yeah, 'cos they can't hit back with their crappy ickle arms!
'cos they can't hit back with their crappy ickle arms!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# A monkey selling car insurance
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# are you paying too much for car insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Iggy Pop
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Draw dancing on ice residue Daniella Westbrook
having fallen on the ice legs akimbo when Yankee skate partner - unable to stop on the slippy ice - jams her right in the crack with his specially sharpened blades. The angle is just so and completely takes out her perineum causing her arse hole and her cunt hole to become one. Rather reminiscent of her nasal septum falling out a few years back.

If that was her.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Now you're just ripping off The Simpsons.......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Bwahahahahaaaa!
I remember that one!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Am I?
Don't remember that one. The missus was watching dancing on ice a few minutes ago, and this came to mind. I was glad you popped in to give me an excuse to type it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# A postal worker that delivers my post on time dammit.
It can even be a sexy postal worker, as long as my bloody mail gets delivered.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# A 'shop was in order

All credit to Wil
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
I saw this and thought I must shop it, something like a banana skin, but then I remembered my shopping powers are weak.
This is not weak however, this is awesome!
Edit: Woops, didn't see it down there v
I saw it on youtube.
Nicely Wil! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
# arf!
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Well you might aswell use the original I used:
www.gifbin.com/983811 that way you can lose my tag!

Gotta love Gifbin eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
#
It was more my seeing the pic and thinking
"THis would look so funny is Obiwan force pushed him" I didn't worry about the tag.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Fairy nuff
just thought you'd prefer it without...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# It was more gif practise I was looking for
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# I use Imageready, it's ancient but it works and I know it well
what you got?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I was using Photoshop CS4.
A painful process at best
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Aye,
that'll be why I stick to Imageready...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# chuffin' 'eck!
Head meets pavement. He'll be feeling that for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# haha :D
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# -
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Pie-tanic?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha BattenIceBergs
:D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# haha
unexpected battenburg is always welcome
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# :O

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# :o !

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# That's a BIIIG cake
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# hoo hah
urp nice
(Zoidaroid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 17:26, archived)
# BATTENBURG IS WRONG! BATTENBERG, BATTENBURG, HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT! WHY TAKE A PERFECTLY GOOD CAKE AND THEN COVER IT IN MARZIPAN?!
*fireproofs embassy*

Chiller is also wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# It's the misspelling
that has afeared the stickmen!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# RE: Your sig
IS THIS TRUE?????

LOL, and here's you posting on b3ta. Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Yes, it is true!
Early stages yet, but there should be a little box in the next day or so.

I'm just sitting here waiting until I'm told to get the car running (again - been up the hossie twice already, 1am last night and 7 am this morning)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Ooo good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# It sure is
because it's spelled Battenberg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I'd assumed that's what he was telling me!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# YOU
are broken on the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# 'Cos ya never know...


*edit* took me ages to find this: b3ta.com/links/415906#post415915 original
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Arf!
Classic slapstick fall right there
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Fucking ow!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# TJ: Sorry about this WiL... ( ^ good one by the way)
Could anyone convert a jpeg image into a smooth line vector for me?
I have found my original Wobbly Bloke Drawing from about 15 years ago and it looks a bit shit.

Oh and yes... you are all my PhotoShop Monkeys..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Errrrr...
What you say?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I said...
TJ: Sorry about this WiL... ( ^ good one by the way)
Could anyone convert a jpeg image into a smooth line vector for me?
I have found my original Wobbly Bloke Drawing from about 15 years ago and it looks a bit shit.

Oh and yes... you are all my PhotoShop Monkeys..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)
# try the online thingy
vectormagic.com/home

if i remember it works fairly well
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# You need to pay for it now
while it's cheap, a bit annoying if you only need to use it once in a blue moon.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# don't you get a couple of free goes?
my memory isn't what it used to be, it used to be a melon.

Edit/ you do get a couple of free goes
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Thank you everyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Ver nice and easy to use


Only two goes?
/crys
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I cant just leave
or do nothing
seeing as i cant sink any lower
Fith Element Skwirrel_NH
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Two goes???

I'd giver her one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# That's quite funky
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Curses I forgot my headphones today otherwise I'd have that on!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Five quid.
That's a bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:16, archived)
# haha
crunch.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Foppish students with money? Whatever next?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(laughing at the joke, not fractured skull)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha
top stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# that'll teach'im to wear proper footwork in winter
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I currently have a new bird terrorising my garden
The pied extremist.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# wagtailiban?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# they're vicious little fuckers.
they do it all for the chance of getting 72 raisins once they get to the afterlife.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# 72 virgin peanuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# in my garden, it's a fieldfare settler taking over
It has evicted all the native thrushs and blackbirds
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Snow Quo


:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# SNOWMAGEDDON!
Ace, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# At first glance I saw the first image and thought this was shopped or created in some way with computer magic.
Now that I know it is a real tangible physical object, I feel all warm and happy inside.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# half way through - no shoppage - honest!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Is that the face you pulled when your omentum got twisted?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)
# oh yes
it hurt
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:39, archived)
# You could never make something that good in 3D
Its the one thing even Pixar cannot out do.
(waxdart hello., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Amazing.
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# The most beautiful thing I have ever seen...
...made out of snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
# good work that man
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Non-stop utter woo!
Sod you depressing BBC news..

SNOW IS ACE! :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
#
rockin' good skills
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Nice work that man!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I Love that...
almost as much as I love you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I love you too Dud
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# that's ace
but why is Rossi giving t'other one a handjob?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# He's maintaining the Status Quo?
(dons spang proof hat)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Cool
how long did that take
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# about 2 hours of giggling like a 6 year old
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Pretty quick I'd say!
CSC next?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# we sabotaged our neighbours' snowman good and proper
Have a look....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx5Jm3DwVdU

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You Loons!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:49, archived)
# inspired twigs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# three each
I know the rules
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:50, archived)
# That is possibly the bestestestest thing.
Thank you
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Fucking win
right there. Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I thought of doing this the first day it snowed, but didnt think it would be possible
you have made my dreams come true :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Excellent!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Quo Snow
The best snow of them all!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# They fell apart after only a couple of hours..


now that's what you call Rock and Roll !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# that's not snow
its cocaine
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 21:42, archived)
# doh!
rumbled
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Hooray for meme snowmen!
have a Snowy Deacon

:D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:10, archived)
# wow!!!!
brilliant work!! very well done.
(bunglist, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Is that
dog shit on Rossi’s ear?
(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I ran out of snow!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Dear Queen
Please give Mr Omentum an OBE.
x
'pot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
# damn you B3ta...

...with your "alternative medicine challenge"! These poor unfortunate conjoined jelly babies are all your fault!
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# They're holding hands
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# When we were worried about mad cow disease
Bassetts went to using veg gelatine instead of beef gelatine. A mate of mine reckoned you didn't have to worry about Jelly Babies anyway so long as you didn't eat the brain or spine.
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Pfftttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Greek mail order
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Haha
bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# the funny thing is
Argos is a Greek city
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Well actually
It's more of a cheap department store.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# That's stretching the definition! Argos has one department: Crap!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# that's why its so cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Love It
Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# I didn't think it was that impressive visually...


Well yes, I thought it was stunning. Saw it a couple of weeks ago in normal 3D and caught the IMAX version last night. Totally pwns the format! However I can now foresee a whole raft of really low-rent 3D efforts cashing in on it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
#
emmy.eviltrailmix.com/AVATAR.gif
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# The only thing I remember being very 3D were the floaty seeds
Oh, and slashdot gave me this link, which made me laugh for ages:

autotelic.com/avatar_-_the_metacontextual_edition

(highly recommended)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# yeah floaty things are good.
Falling ash too

End fantastic link :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Yes, I had forgotten ash. Arrows, sometimes. And people standing behind other people was more noticeable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# That should've been the tagline.
AVATAR - People standing behind other people is MORE NOTICABLE
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# It does makle the film more involving though
And I thought it was better than "LOOK AT THIS! IT'S COMING STRAIGHT AT YOU TO MILK 3D VISUAL EFFECTS"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Oh now that is excellent!
I still don't know whether I want to see Avatar or not. But tonight I'm orf to see Sherlock Holmes so at least I don't have to make that decision today.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# It was a fun film, just "FernGully ... IN SPAAAACCE".
3D glasses gave us all headaches, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# I thought of it as Smurfahontas
Was good though, and as for Zoe Saldana in Na'avi form... yummy. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# She makes for a verrry sexxy Smurfette/Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# You definitely want to see it.
In the flashiest format available to you - the better the visuals the less you have to mind about a deeply sanctimonious plot.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Oh fuck yes. That annoying bit where she saves him from the 'dog' pack, then criticises him for blundering about the forest.
They were fucking attacking him! What primitive people doesn't defend itself from attack!?

And there are apparently no parasites or diseases on Pandora. Right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# "Rock and roll, Hey! Rock and roll"


Oooh, yeah, check out my seams.

(Sorry, no paedo joke.:( And I suck at Photoshop.)
(I helped save b3ta! Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Well I like this.
So I'm going to click it right up the "I like this" button.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Thank you!
And fuck everyone else. The cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Hang those who talk of less!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Perfect expression for glitting roads.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Whenever I see a gritter, I'm going to see this
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Me + no car + snow + no work =
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:00, archived)
# This is uber cool
pity you didn't make a 3D Snow Domo :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# It IS a domo, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Or a Space Invader but they are the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# this is awesome, the only game I've got close is this ;
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# This is bloody marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I so wish I could make decent gifs
this image completely deserves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I was thinking about it
but me 2 year old daughter was completely intent on destroying every bit of snow with a plastic shovel, I was lucky to make this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Snomo-Kun
awesome!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Liikes this
It's still snowing.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# excellent work. now animate it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# be careful out there
(Zoidaroid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I was in Lie-cester Squaré the other day, and some American said "Wow, Arnie's hands are huge!"
Well, obviously. He is a very large man. Why would he have disproportionate hands, idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Because he's Austrian?
They like to get their hands on everything.

/casual xenophobia blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# You have to hand it to him always one with the prank falls
or was he tripping on Acid?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
Jeremy Beadle had a tiny little cock.

but on the other hand it was huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# They showed his cremation live on ITV
You've Been Flamed!
(Dad Joke, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# We need an auto spanger to spang you whenever you post :)
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Newbie fight!
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# No reason...
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# OOO! I remember
Fax machines!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# hmmm


a spanner and a milligram of disgust antipodeans Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# My mate once had an ace idea for a get-rich-quick scheme:
1. Buy a fax machine.
2. Rent an expensive 0898-style number (though not 0898, obviously).
3. 'Phone up big companies and ask them to fax you a bunch of information about themselves.
4. Profit!

Except ... except he didn't take into account that A people aren't absolutely bloody stupid, and B it was highly illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I think people try to do this, actually. Fax-spam.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# There was a similar thing on the Real Hustle
setup premium rate number
buy some motorbike leathers and a crash helmet and wrap up a package
go to large office building and tell receptionist that you have a package for [name of made up person]
When she says that there isn't a [named person] working there, ask if you can use her phone to call up the "delivery company"
dial premium rate number and have a pretend argument

repeat all day
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Years ago there was a regular ad in Private Eye
that went, "Never pay a phone bill again!!!! £5 to find out how!!!!".

If you sent your fiver you received a neatly typed note that read, "Have your phone disconnected.".
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Best fiver you ever spent?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# No, that would be my foot long cock.
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Good ol Chuck
(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# DON'T FUCK WITH THE CHUCK
chuck norris
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# indeedie... harder than nails is he
(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# or Norris
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Wonderful.
(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Or

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic
the goofy face makes it even better
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)

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