hahaoh dear. Mr Third might find himself becoming very popular
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:48,
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I wishhalf tempted to do one of those "Rage against the machine" style groups telling people fuck labour and the tories and vote lib dem. but I'll probably get about 6 people joining.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:49,
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Do it do it do it!You'd probably single-handedly push the turnout up by a few percent.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:08,
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HAH!There are already about five. Too late. Join though!
(
John Q Wagonwheel Spent,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:28,
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Don't cries!Just search 'Rage Against The Election'
( John Q Wagonwheel Spent,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:43,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: General election: Photoshop Labour"){kind=small}
Yay! "none of the above"
badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:27,
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Blast from the past
badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:31,
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He hehe looks like he's trying to stay on tip-toes.
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:13,
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It's either thator do as Sean Lock said; put a big line through all of them and scrawl HAMAS on the voting sheet
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:32,
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5 mins?!?The admins must be on the Red Bull tonight!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22,
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HahahahahahahaThat just cracked at least 4 of my ribs.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18,
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congratuations!this is what you can get if you're willing to sacrifice a jumper to the b3ta gods.
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22,
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I'll just tear off the other sleeve and wear it as a tanktop. Curis,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:24,
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I would SPANG you but there is something in my pan!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:26,
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First time anyone's said that to me.....Looks...................Crikey.... Mod lurking, puts on clean undies and SMILES
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:36,
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Thats top notch!Nice one!
( Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:33,
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^ I did one of thise years ago
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:49,
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very much 'classic' b3ta - a WELL deserved FP The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:57,
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Thanks Archie.The Coast Of Yemen used the word 'classic' too. What's it mean in this context?
( Curis,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:07,
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I'd say it was the sort of thing that used to be abundant on herethought - joke - technique
a winning threesome with a hint of potion 'X'
/personal opinion only mind you :)
(a winning threesome with a hint of potion 'X'
/personal opinion only mind you :)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:12,
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Where potion 'X' = hummusClassic B3ta was all about taking something to an absurd level and finding the humour there. Well not all about that, but it was a lot more common.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:02,
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Excellent :DSmashing tiles, by the way :)
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:12,
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Ha haIf it said 'jump off a cliff' would you, young man? :)
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:14,
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Has anyone ever told youYou look a bit like Andy Samberg? From Hot Rod?
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:31,
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QualityI'll chuckle every time I see those words
( alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 22:29,
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fantastic!a very silly joke quite wonderfully realised - marvelous stuff.
( enceladus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:11,
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Hahaha you fecking loon*click*
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:28,
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yours does have a nice evil bent to it though
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:11,
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Hahahahaha*giggling like a loon*
Don't forget when you remove it from the microwave you have to stand for 1 minute before you eat...
(Don't forget when you remove it from the microwave you have to stand for 1 minute before you eat...
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:27,
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Stand in boiling water....Great idea superbly realised.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake,
Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:10,
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Hahaha brilliant!It's the final expression that makes it perfect. You've diligently followed the instructions even though you thought something was iffy and now you're struggling to see how this is helping.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:58,
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I'll agree with FnordIt's the final frame that makes it - abolutely classic stuff!!
when did you get the haircut?
(when did you get the haircut?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:35,
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The death of a sweateris a small price to pay. Maybe you can rip the other one off and turn it into a tank top :)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:08,
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You're only joking, but...My GF spent a couple of happy years in nurses accomodation in Sheffield. One of the outstanding moments was observing a new girl (first time away from home etc) cooking bacon under the grill. Every few minutes she pulled the grill out and nipped at the bacon with a pair of scissors. Why?
*cooking instruction*
"Cook under grill, Snip at intervals..."
100% true...
(*cooking instruction*
"Cook under grill, Snip at intervals..."
100% true...
A Lurker jacked up on B3ta on,
Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:47,
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Everyone makes mistakes......
I was convinced Awesome Bins was going to win so did this
What the hell :-)
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:07,
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"Hey baby, wanna cyber?"A/S/L/USB/SCSI?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:10,
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it was never rapehe consented - idibidibidibdi..........
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:43,
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Oh well... I'll put this up anyway
Has political correctness gone mad?
Haha. Bizarre!I believe that Suggs's new single is about equal rights for women.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:58,
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I made this as the background for a birthday cardIt was for a Canadian friend of mine, visiting the UK for the first time.
( chulk607,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:52,
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reminds me of catnipp Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:56,
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just go to jim corrs website.and everything'll become clear.
(appart from "what the fuck happened to jim corr?!")
((appart from "what the fuck happened to jim corr?!")
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:59,
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Ah of Corrs.
(risses in silence... the statue of liberty thing? Oh I'm so lost.)
((risses in silence... the statue of liberty thing? Oh I'm so lost.)
chulk607,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:06,
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Evil Man-corrno the other Jim corr was a tin foil hat loon, yours is not mental like his, just the style reminded me of his work. :)
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:09,
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ok i'll put you out of your riserydeesillustration of the statue of liberty and other utterly mental NWO conspiracy images, used to post here as "catnippp".
he actually managed the rather eipc feat of getting himself banned from b3ta (he didn't spam, or pea, or post nsfw stuff, he was just consistantly a knobend).
your style of compotition there is very reminicent of most of the stuff he used to post here.
except you didn't add a youtube link to a conspiracy video rant to the end.
(he actually managed the rather eipc feat of getting himself banned from b3ta (he didn't spam, or pea, or post nsfw stuff, he was just consistantly a knobend).
your style of compotition there is very reminicent of most of the stuff he used to post here.
except you didn't add a youtube link to a conspiracy video rant to the end.
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:13,
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You all just couldn't handle the truth! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:15,
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Haha wowNice bit of B3ta history there! I had no idea.
That's pretty surprising. I've skimmed over his site.
I think my favourite bit was...
"Exposing The New World Order, Powered by Joomla!" in the footer.
Kinda deflates the whole site rather nicely.
(That's pretty surprising. I've skimmed over his site.
I think my favourite bit was...
"Exposing The New World Order, Powered by Joomla!" in the footer.
Kinda deflates the whole site rather nicely.
chulk607,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18,
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"put you out of your risery"is funny
Also: the pic is missing the trademark super-saturated colours. It's pretty much default colourchoice of the paranoid schizophrenic, I've noticed. Even conspiracy sites which don't have images have huge text in lurid colours. I think it's an analogue of how those people view the world.
(Also: the pic is missing the trademark super-saturated colours. It's pretty much default colourchoice of the paranoid schizophrenic, I've noticed. Even conspiracy sites which don't have images have huge text in lurid colours. I think it's an analogue of how those people view the world.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:41,
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And a mixture of font sizes, like they used to use on old-style B&W woodcut posters.And lots, and lots, and lots, and lots of text.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:48,
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Oh god. I hate these kind of clownshoes.I left a message. Number 1841, if you take enough food you might survive the journey to the bottom of the page.
It is a very long way though.
(It is a very long way though.
chulk607,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:21,
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List goes up to 1840...They're conspiring against you! Their moderators are MJ-12 agents!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:24,
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MY GOD. It goes deeper than we thought.I thought it only went up to Jackson 5.
MJ12? :o
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(MJ12? :o
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
chulk607,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:35,
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i wasn't going to say in case it was just mebut i guess it isn't :)
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:58,
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Genuinely you've hit upon an opportunity to make millions in ironic postcard sales. Curis,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:04,
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Now theres an idea...*plots and schemes*
Congrats on the FP :D
(Congrats on the FP :D
chulk607,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:37,
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prison planet!*click*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:20,
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POLITICALOL Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:32,
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hahahaput a pound sign in front of Blair's 10
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:35,
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or a picture of himself as jesus christ Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:37,
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i was originally going to individualise all their thought bubblesbut i got to michael howard and got scared.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:40,
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i hate that argument richard littlejohn used on tv the other daythat the lib dems can say whatever they want because they've never going to get in
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:40,
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:42,
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haha yeah and that
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:54,
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if that's the case then why do most of their policies sound fairly reasonable?surely they should be promising free trips to the moon or something.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:46,
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Policies/promises are worthless........we need contracts!:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:49,
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exactlyand its not like the other two parties are beacons of truth when it comes to election promises.
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:53,
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i'm sure i've heard that before somewherelike more or less every election era comedy programme in my entire living memory.
the unoriginal fuckwit.
(the unoriginal fuckwit.
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:48,
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hahahafucking brilliant
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:55,
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hahahathat is superb, the paperclip made me crack up
( parsons* *restrictions apply,
Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:51,
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Scottish squirrels differ slightly from their southern cousins:D
Elvis impersonator,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:24,
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squirrels with...pipes?
top finger work
(top finger work
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:28,
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I bet you say that to all the girls? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:34,
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Hahahhahaha! Awwww :Dace :D
There is a slightly odd grey squirrel that frequents my garden... He's been officially named "Patches" due to the white patches behind his front legs. His favourte pasttime is running into the middle of the garden and doing a few backflips before tearing down to the end at top speed. He's also deathly afraid of wood pigeons.
(There is a slightly odd grey squirrel that frequents my garden... He's been officially named "Patches" due to the white patches behind his front legs. His favourte pasttime is running into the middle of the garden and doing a few backflips before tearing down to the end at top speed. He's also deathly afraid of wood pigeons.
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:28,
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hehhewe used to have this really friendly squirrel that would eat out of our hands :) sadly he was run over by some bastard :'(
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:37,
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HahaI saw a red squirrel at a petrol station in Frankfurt! It was very exciting!
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:32,
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what was he driving? prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:38,
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Look at the pipes on that one ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:33,
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Sure I've seen him busking on Princes Street... Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18,
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your waiter will see you to your place now.
hmm, just realised i forgot to put any ankle jewelry on this one, poor fellow's in the nip!
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:00,
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Never mind ankle jewellery that man has no head! Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:01,
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i sware, they start off nomal sized in the pencils!
see!
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:04,
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Are you kidding me?The table needs a wipe first!
That's lully!
(That's lully!
Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:03,
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this is all kinds of ace!Morbo, you're too damn good.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:04,
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Manager, the waiter's pubes are putting me off my dinner Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:04,
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This table looks lovely. I can't wait to try the wine, already decanted! How thoughtful.Can we see the menus please? What would you recommend?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:13,
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it's all good, so long as you don't mind it a little rusticchefs presentation hasn't been good lately.
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:27,
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give him head!god aren't i funny
pics ace as usual, great style
(pics ace as usual, great style
FIEND,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:22,
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It's easy to see that he's not the head waiter ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:35,
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I love the sound of crashing cymbals . . . *winks* Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:45,
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Macabre.If he is indeed nuddy then at least no-one can tell if he's blushing.
( Curis,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:51,
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top question from my round of uni interviews."do people ever say they think you're a bit morbid?"
pffft.
(pffft.
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:57,
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sadly i've never been so quick wittedthey did give me a place anyway though
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:02,
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Why is Cameron sweating so much?- don't know but I feel that I should be scared.
because he is rich enough to afford to put the heating on Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:54,
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Good pointCameron: "Throw another expenses receipt on the fire woman"
I never thought Cameron would be so "runny"Btw.. Radio 4 is talking about photoshop "spoofing" of election posters on the internet.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:55,
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God bless Radio Bore.Best of all the morning-time discussion programmes to listen to as you make your first coffee of the day and fink abat leavin the aass.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:56,
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I do like itbut my god there can be some old duffers on in the mornings...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:57,
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That's why I love it.It's far better to chill to than the sounds of the latest popular beat combo coming from a suburb near you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:58,
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It used to be Classic FM for my early morning tunesbut I got sick of em trying to flog me life insurance.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:01,
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That's exactly it.BBC radio = no ads = win
BUT
Radio 1 = kids
Radio 2 = I need to experiment with
Radio 3 = mumbling, pottering and slippers
Radio 4 = hooray!
Radio 5 = Jeremy Kile x Daily Mail FM
Radio 6 = too loud for hungover ears first thing
(BUT
Radio 1 = kids
Radio 2 = I need to experiment with
Radio 3 = mumbling, pottering and slippers
Radio 4 = hooray!
Radio 5 = Jeremy Kile x Daily Mail FM
Radio 6 = too loud for hungover ears first thing
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:03,
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Radio 7 = BUHDE BUH BUH BEHBUH HHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhancock. Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:05,
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hahahahahahahahahahParklife lols :D
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:01,
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It's got nuffin to do with your Vorr Sprung dursh Technique! The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:02,
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TRUFAXThat phrase was specifically created for that car advert (I worked with a woman who had worked on the campaign) and it means "Progress Through Technology".
Which I think is quite a good phrase.
(Which I think is quite a good phrase.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:05,
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I don't think this is one they'll mention Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:56,
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Yep, the item has just finished and no, they didn't mention a "Barbarossa of the website, Beeta"Sorry fella,
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:00,
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was more about how this could be the end of the political party posteras tattyshop now means they can be subverted so quickly.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:06,
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sad but trueJust going to pea this here
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:55,
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Good work! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:56,
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The sun always shines on smug David Cameron :D Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:57,
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You've got red on you. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:46,
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Aaaah, he's smudged his lippy.And on the subject of cute, mind if I pea this here?
( Chumps 👀,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:49,
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This is wrong on so many levels as to be used as some sort of benchmark of wrongness. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:59,
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that is really damn creepy..... O_o theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:05,
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This is great.Mrs Vagabond and I can't discuss hunting with other people any longer. We just change the subject, as it becomes a personal, vile slagging match within 3 sentences.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:57,
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stay calm, shouting makes you sound like you're wrongsimply ask them to justify it beyond the "we like it and it makes money for our estate" argument.
I'm sure I could make far more money hiring out a carpark for foreign businessmen to come and kick dogs to death, doesn't make it any more acceptable.
(I'm sure I could make far more money hiring out a carpark for foreign businessmen to come and kick dogs to death, doesn't make it any more acceptable.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:09,
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Yep, taking George to the pub with me caused a bit of a debate. I hate it when people say its about controlling fox numbers as though parading around on horse back with a pack of dogs is the most efficient way of doing this
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:15,
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I dislike both foxes and those toffs on horseback square that circle
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:28,
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SHOOT THE TOFFS OFF THEIR HORSES WITH A CANNON THAT FIRES FOXES mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:19,
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With secondary-fire that fires fishJust so you can say "For Fox-Hake!"
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:32,
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but won't that might give people the impression im fighting for the fox-hake republic? Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:36,
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hahahahahah! bloody awesome :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:48,
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hahahaha! brilliant!I suspect there will be a lot of peas from the Nick Griffin compo for this compo, but that's OK, it's a good excuse to laugh at the wonky eyed racist prick again.
( spesh.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:44,
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I liked this then,And I like it now!
*re-clicks*
(*re-clicks*
TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:45,
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NahLook at Cameron'sMandelson undercrackers, what the hell has he got in there?
Edit:fucksocks.
(Edit:fucksocks.
Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:35,
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NahI reckon it's a kitten.
I'd gif it but I'm not that good at them.
(I'd gif it but I'm not that good at them.
Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:38,
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Adding a kitten anywhere in therewould make it far more sinister than I could have imagined.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:40,
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This is the moment I chose to stop doing stuff and come on B3ta!AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH my eyes!
( Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:29,
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Cool, thanks for letting me know!Of course by not having eyes, I have no idea how I am typing this so accurately!
( Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:31,
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Maybe you're not.You've just typed a load of gibberish and i'm that dyslexic that it reads normally to me. Yes, that makes sense.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:33,
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*adblocks to preserve sanity* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:31,
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::Concurs::I owe you a pint.
( badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:32,
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That is understandable.I repeatedley smashed my head against the wall after I made it to try and forget. It did not work.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:34,
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and that's not just taxits also my food budget, gas bill and the money for the kids' shoes
( twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:32,
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Also your money for orange sparkly posing pouches.Don't forget that.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:35,
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Gahfuckjesus!I just googled "lemonparty" and almost puked up my entire colon.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:43,
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Blimey, have you been in a coma?Now google tubgirl, meatspin and 2 girls 1 cup to totally catch up with the rest of us...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:59,
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No coma's here.That one managed to escape me (thankfully), I've seen the other horrors you mention, including the truly bizzare cake farts.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:03,
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Haha! I clicked 'I like this'And then ran to the bathroom barfing through my fingers.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:51,
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a 6 legged 3 headed monster!ARgh!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:56,
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W/Y/Hwhinny / neigh / hoopla
have a RP:
(have a RP:
badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:26,
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ooh and
badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:26,
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not to mention
badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:27,
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Haha!Gotta love how all the white guys bunch together and away from "that coloured fellow".
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:28,
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natural selectionhe's the one that'll get eaten by the lion, because his camouflage doesn't work as well
( twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:33,
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My contribution to the pile
I was just talking to some other designers about this particular advertising campaign - how could anybody set themselves up for such an easy to modify piece - and then do it over and over?
tubaman,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:41,
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all of themand probably most of the ones in the future
( twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:14,
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Hehe, niceMind if I pop this in here? Also quick and dirty:
Double, double, toil and trouble...
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:22,
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Double, double, toil and trouble...
I hope he did the 'pop' noise with that thumb? Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:13,
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hmmmI can't pass judgement until I know who's arse that is. And whether or not they're old enough.
( twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:14,
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It's a picture of an arsesticking his thumb up :)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:17,
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Oh if only.Blummin Germans.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:57,
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Hahha!Is this the opposite of ceiling cat?
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:58,
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I didn't know Letita Dean was in the royal family?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:58,
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"... 'Ello Princess" The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:11,
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Holy shitYou've been bottling it up for a while then Toast? ;)
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:10,
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no, they're all peasbut every time I see him I get a little more annoyed and concerned
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:11,
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I agree.Missed quite a few of those though. Been hanging out on /links a bit more recently.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:16,
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utterly fantasticand horrific.
and true.
ahhh shit :(
(and true.
ahhh shit :(
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:08,
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hahaha jesusThatcher really is the devil
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:04,
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Honestlythe best one of these I've seen so far.
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:08,
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guessing you won't be voting Tory then!just a guess
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:03,
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Somebody gave'm thirty days in the hole . . . could be more ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:08,
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Wish you were here!Actually I don't, I've got another cold and should be packing.
Thanks for the comments! :)
(Thanks for the comments! :)
Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:43,
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That's lovely..(and she is not shitting herself in that one) DE-RIS
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:45,
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This is true.finished most of it last night and have spent hours doing all sorts of backgrounds, when all it needed was blue and a bit of text!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:48,
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ha had to check what you meant there!Nice vector!
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:52,
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That's lovely. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:48,
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Moving to London.Gradually coming round to the idea, but bit of a country boy really.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:54,
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It's OK - I was country boy.I am now a correct boy,, and rightly perceive anywhere outside the M25 to be full of forrins in a bad way.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:57,
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Cool!At least I don't have to deal with the tube everyday, and apparently South Wimbledon is an ok area. and I'll be doing what I love too so that's a win. :)
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:00,
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Really?Is it messy round there? :(
I'll be roasting coffee for all you caffeine monkeys out there. Best job in the world!
(I'll be roasting coffee for all you caffeine monkeys out there. Best job in the world!
Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:09,
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not becoming a womble then?the second most famous thing to come from Wimbledon
( twig Save 6 Music,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:12,
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Yeah!It's part of my secret plan to fuck the shit out of Madame Cholet.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:15,
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Wrong way round...The inside of the M25 is full of forrins
And rightly so.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:01,
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And rightly so.
I really didn't want to go to londoncircumstances dictated otherwise, now I feel like i've been here forever... and ever... and ever
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:59,
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uh oh!See this is not good given your name - which I'm guessing has bond connections - the Scaramanga garage was around here when Fleming saw it apparently...
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:02,
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You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Parliamentary Channel.
( flake has nothing against your right leg,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:23,
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ey ey ey ey eyI like it veeeery much.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:57,
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Check out the pins on that!lovely stuff
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:58,
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