haha
oh dear. Mr Third might find himself becoming very popular
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:48,
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I wish
half tempted to do one of those "Rage against the machine" style groups telling people fuck labour and the tories and vote lib dem. but I'll probably get about 6 people joining.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:49,
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Do it do it do it!
You'd probably single-handedly push the turnout up by a few percent.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:08,
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It's either that
or do as Sean Lock said; put a big line through all of them and scrawl HAMAS on the voting sheet
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:32,
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congratuations!
this is what you can get if you're willing to sacrifice a jumper to the b3ta gods.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22,
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First time anyone's said that to me.....
Looks...................Crikey.... Mod lurking, puts on clean undies and SMILES
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:36,
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Thanks Archie.
The Coast Of Yemen used the word 'classic' too. What's it mean in this context?
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:07,
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I'd say it was the sort of thing that used to be abundant on here
thought - joke - technique
a winning threesome with a hint of potion 'X'
/personal opinion only mind you :)
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:12,
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a winning threesome with a hint of potion 'X'
/personal opinion only mind you :)
Where potion 'X' = hummus
Classic B3ta was all about taking something to an absurd level and finding the humour there. Well not all about that, but it was a lot more common.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:02,
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Has anyone ever told you
You look a bit like Andy Samberg? From Hot Rod?
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:31,
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fantastic!
a very silly joke quite wonderfully realised - marvelous stuff.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:11,
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Hahahahaha
*giggling like a loon*
Don't forget when you remove it from the microwave you have to stand for 1 minute before you eat...
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:27,
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Don't forget when you remove it from the microwave you have to stand for 1 minute before you eat...
Hahaha brilliant!
It's the final expression that makes it perfect. You've diligently followed the instructions even though you thought something was iffy and now you're struggling to see how this is helping.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:58,
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I'll agree with Fnord
It's the final frame that makes it - abolutely classic stuff!!
when did you get the haircut?
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Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:35,
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when did you get the haircut?
The death of a sweater
is a small price to pay. Maybe you can rip the other one off and turn it into a tank top :)
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Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:08,
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You're only joking, but...
My GF spent a couple of happy years in nurses accomodation in Sheffield. One of the outstanding moments was observing a new girl (first time away from home etc) cooking bacon under the grill. Every few minutes she pulled the grill out and nipped at the bacon with a pair of scissors. Why?
*cooking instruction*
"Cook under grill, Snip at intervals..."
100% true...
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Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:47,
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*cooking instruction*
"Cook under grill, Snip at intervals..."
100% true...
Oh well... I'll put this up anyway
Has political correctness gone mad?
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:55,
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Has political correctness gone mad?
Haha. Bizarre!
I believe that Suggs's new single is about equal rights for women.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:58,
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just go to jim corrs website.
and everything'll become clear.
(appart from "what the fuck happened to jim corr?!")
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:59,
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(appart from "what the fuck happened to jim corr?!")
Ah of Corrs.
(risses in silence... the statue of liberty thing? Oh I'm so lost.)
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:06,
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(risses in silence... the statue of liberty thing? Oh I'm so lost.)
Evil Man-corr
no the other Jim corr was a tin foil hat loon, yours is not mental like his, just the style reminded me of his work. :)
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:09,
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ok i'll put you out of your risery
deesillustration of the statue of liberty and other utterly mental NWO conspiracy images, used to post here as "catnippp".
he actually managed the rather eipc feat of getting himself banned from b3ta (he didn't spam, or pea, or post nsfw stuff, he was just consistantly a knobend).
your style of compotition there is very reminicent of most of the stuff he used to post here.
except you didn't add a youtube link to a conspiracy video rant to the end.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:13,
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he actually managed the rather eipc feat of getting himself banned from b3ta (he didn't spam, or pea, or post nsfw stuff, he was just consistantly a knobend).
your style of compotition there is very reminicent of most of the stuff he used to post here.
except you didn't add a youtube link to a conspiracy video rant to the end.
Haha wow
Nice bit of B3ta history there! I had no idea.
That's pretty surprising. I've skimmed over his site.
I think my favourite bit was...
"Exposing The New World Order, Powered by Joomla!" in the footer.
Kinda deflates the whole site rather nicely.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18,
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That's pretty surprising. I've skimmed over his site.
I think my favourite bit was...
"Exposing The New World Order, Powered by Joomla!" in the footer.
Kinda deflates the whole site rather nicely.
"put you out of your risery"
is funny
Also: the pic is missing the trademark super-saturated colours. It's pretty much default colourchoice of the paranoid schizophrenic, I've noticed. Even conspiracy sites which don't have images have huge text in lurid colours. I think it's an analogue of how those people view the world.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:41,
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Also: the pic is missing the trademark super-saturated colours. It's pretty much default colourchoice of the paranoid schizophrenic, I've noticed. Even conspiracy sites which don't have images have huge text in lurid colours. I think it's an analogue of how those people view the world.
And a mixture of font sizes, like they used to use on old-style B&W woodcut posters.
And lots, and lots, and lots, and lots of text.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:48,
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Oh god. I hate these kind of clownshoes.
I left a message. Number 1841, if you take enough food you might survive the journey to the bottom of the page.
It is a very long way though.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:21,
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It is a very long way though.
List goes up to 1840...
They're conspiring against you! Their moderators are MJ-12 agents!
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:24,
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MY GOD. It goes deeper than we thought.
I thought it only went up to Jackson 5.
MJ12? :o
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:35,
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MJ12? :o
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
i wasn't going to say in case it was just me
but i guess it isn't :)
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:58,
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Genuinely you've hit upon an opportunity to make millions in ironic postcard sales.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:04,
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i was originally going to individualise all their thought bubbles
but i got to michael howard and got scared.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:40,
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i hate that argument richard littlejohn used on tv the other day
that the lib dems can say whatever they want because they've never going to get in
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:40,
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if that's the case then why do most of their policies sound fairly reasonable?
surely they should be promising free trips to the moon or something.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:46,
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exactly
and its not like the other two parties are beacons of truth when it comes to election promises.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:53,
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i'm sure i've heard that before somewhere
like more or less every election era comedy programme in my entire living memory.
the unoriginal fuckwit.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:48,
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the unoriginal fuckwit.
Scottish squirrels differ slightly from their southern cousins:D
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:24,
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Hahahhahaha! Awwww :D
ace :D
There is a slightly odd grey squirrel that frequents my garden... He's been officially named "Patches" due to the white patches behind his front legs. His favourte pasttime is running into the middle of the garden and doing a few backflips before tearing down to the end at top speed. He's also deathly afraid of wood pigeons.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:28,
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There is a slightly odd grey squirrel that frequents my garden... He's been officially named "Patches" due to the white patches behind his front legs. His favourte pasttime is running into the middle of the garden and doing a few backflips before tearing down to the end at top speed. He's also deathly afraid of wood pigeons.
hehhe
we used to have this really friendly squirrel that would eat out of our hands :) sadly he was run over by some bastard :'(
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:37,
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Haha
I saw a red squirrel at a petrol station in Frankfurt! It was very exciting!
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:32,
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your waiter will see you to your place now.
hmm, just realised i forgot to put any ankle jewelry on this one, poor fellow's in the nip!
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:00,
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hmm, just realised i forgot to put any ankle jewelry on this one, poor fellow's in the nip!
This table looks lovely. I can't wait to try the wine, already decanted! How thoughtful.
Can we see the menus please? What would you recommend?
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:13,
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it's all good, so long as you don't mind it a little rustic
chefs presentation hasn't been good lately.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:27,
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give him head!
god aren't i funny
pics ace as usual, great style
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:22,
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pics ace as usual, great style
Macabre.
If he is indeed nuddy then at least no-one can tell if he's blushing.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:51,
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top question from my round of uni interviews.
"do people ever say they think you're a bit morbid?"
pffft.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:57,
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pffft.
sadly i've never been so quick witted
they did give me a place anyway though
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:02,
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Why is Cameron sweating so much?
- don't know but I feel that I should be scared.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:53,
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- don't know but I feel that I should be scared.
Good point
Cameron: "Throw another expenses receipt on the fire woman"
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:57,
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Cameron: "Throw another expenses receipt on the fire woman"
I never thought Cameron would be so "runny"
Btw.. Radio 4 is talking about photoshop "spoofing" of election posters on the internet.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:55,
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God bless Radio Bore.
Best of all the morning-time discussion programmes to listen to as you make your first coffee of the day and fink abat leavin the aass.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:56,
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I do like it
but my god there can be some old duffers on in the mornings...
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:57,
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That's why I love it.
It's far better to chill to than the sounds of the latest popular beat combo coming from a suburb near you.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:58,
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It used to be Classic FM for my early morning tunes
but I got sick of em trying to flog me life insurance.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:01,
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That's exactly it.
BBC radio = no ads = win
BUT
Radio 1 = kids
Radio 2 = I need to experiment with
Radio 3 = mumbling, pottering and slippers
Radio 4 = hooray!
Radio 5 = Jeremy Kile x Daily Mail FM
Radio 6 = too loud for hungover ears first thing
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:03,
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BUT
Radio 1 = kids
Radio 2 = I need to experiment with
Radio 3 = mumbling, pottering and slippers
Radio 4 = hooray!
Radio 5 = Jeremy Kile x Daily Mail FM
Radio 6 = too loud for hungover ears first thing
TRUFAX
That phrase was specifically created for that car advert (I worked with a woman who had worked on the campaign) and it means "Progress Through Technology".
Which I think is quite a good phrase.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:05,
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Which I think is quite a good phrase.
Yep, the item has just finished and no, they didn't mention a "Barbarossa of the website, Beeta"
Sorry fella,
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:00,
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was more about how this could be the end of the political party poster
as tattyshop now means they can be subverted so quickly.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:06,
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Aaaah, he's smudged his lippy.
And on the subject of cute, mind if I pea this here?
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:49,
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This is wrong on so many levels as to be used as some sort of benchmark of wrongness.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:59,
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This is great.
Mrs Vagabond and I can't discuss hunting with other people any longer. We just change the subject, as it becomes a personal, vile slagging match within 3 sentences.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:57,
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stay calm, shouting makes you sound like you're wrong
simply ask them to justify it beyond the "we like it and it makes money for our estate" argument.
I'm sure I could make far more money hiring out a carpark for foreign businessmen to come and kick dogs to death, doesn't make it any more acceptable.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:09,
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I'm sure I could make far more money hiring out a carpark for foreign businessmen to come and kick dogs to death, doesn't make it any more acceptable.
Yep, taking George to the pub with me caused a bit of a debate. I hate it when people say its about controlling fox numbers as though parading around on horse back with a pack of dogs is the most efficient way of doing this
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:15,
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I dislike both foxes and those toffs on horseback
square that circle
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:28,
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SHOOT THE TOFFS OFF THEIR HORSES WITH A CANNON THAT FIRES FOXES
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:19,
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With secondary-fire that fires fish
Just so you can say "For Fox-Hake!"
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:32,
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but won't that might give people the impression im fighting for the fox-hake republic?
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:36,
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hahahaha! brilliant!
I suspect there will be a lot of peas from the Nick Griffin compo for this compo, but that's OK, it's a good excuse to laugh at the wonky eyed racist prick again.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:44,
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Nah
Look at Cameron'sMandelson undercrackers, what the hell has he got in there?
Edit:fucksocks.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:35,
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Edit:fucksocks.
Nah
I reckon it's a kitten.
I'd gif it but I'm not that good at them.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:38,
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I'd gif it but I'm not that good at them.
Adding a kitten anywhere in there
would make it far more sinister than I could have imagined.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:40,
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This is the moment I chose to stop doing stuff and come on B3ta!
AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH my eyes!
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:29,
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Cool, thanks for letting me know!
Of course by not having eyes, I have no idea how I am typing this so accurately!
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:31,
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Maybe you're not.
You've just typed a load of gibberish and i'm that dyslexic that it reads normally to me. Yes, that makes sense.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:33,
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That is understandable.
I repeatedley smashed my head against the wall after I made it to try and forget. It did not work.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:34,
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and that's not just tax
its also my food budget, gas bill and the money for the kids' shoes
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:32,
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Also your money for orange sparkly posing pouches.
Don't forget that.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:35,
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Gahfuckjesus!
I just googled "lemonparty" and almost puked up my entire colon.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:43,
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Blimey, have you been in a coma?
Now google tubgirl, meatspin and 2 girls 1 cup to totally catch up with the rest of us...
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:59,
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No coma's here.
That one managed to escape me (thankfully), I've seen the other horrors you mention, including the truly bizzare cake farts.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:03,
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Haha! I clicked 'I like this'
And then ran to the bathroom barfing through my fingers.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:51,
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Haha!
Gotta love how all the white guys bunch together and away from "that coloured fellow".
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:28,
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natural selection
he's the one that'll get eaten by the lion, because his camouflage doesn't work as well
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:33,
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Hehe, nice
Mind if I pop this in here? Also quick and dirty:
Double, double, toil and trouble...
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:22,
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Double, double, toil and trouble...
hmmm
I can't pass judgement until I know who's arse that is. And whether or not they're old enough.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:14,
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Holy shit
You've been bottling it up for a while then Toast? ;)
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:10,
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no, they're all peas
but every time I see him I get a little more annoyed and concerned
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:11,
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I agree.
Missed quite a few of those though. Been hanging out on /links a bit more recently.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:16,
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Wish you were here!
Actually I don't, I've got another cold and should be packing.
Thanks for the comments! :)
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:43,
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Thanks for the comments! :)
That's lovely..
Spanks Clicks
(and she is not shitting herself in that one) DE-RIS
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:45,
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(and she is not shitting herself in that one) DE-RIS
This is true.
finished most of it last night and have spent hours doing all sorts of backgrounds, when all it needed was blue and a bit of text!
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:48,
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Moving to London.
Gradually coming round to the idea, but bit of a country boy really.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:54,
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It's OK - I was country boy.
I am now a correct boy,, and rightly perceive anywhere outside the M25 to be full of forrins in a bad way.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:57,
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Cool!
At least I don't have to deal with the tube everyday, and apparently South Wimbledon is an ok area. and I'll be doing what I love too so that's a win. :)
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:00,
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Really?
Is it messy round there? :(
I'll be roasting coffee for all you caffeine monkeys out there. Best job in the world!
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:09,
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I'll be roasting coffee for all you caffeine monkeys out there. Best job in the world!
not becoming a womble then?
the second most famous thing to come from Wimbledon
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:12,
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Yeah!
It's part of my secret plan to fuck the shit out of Madame Cholet.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:15,
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Wrong way round...
The inside of the M25 is full of forrins
And rightly so.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:01,
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And rightly so.
I really didn't want to go to london
circumstances dictated otherwise, now I feel like i've been here forever... and ever... and ever
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:59,
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uh oh!
See this is not good given your name - which I'm guessing has bond connections - the Scaramanga garage was around here when Fleming saw it apparently...
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:02,
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You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Parliamentary Channel.
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Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:23,
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