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# river folk these days...


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(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# His head is melting :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Or he's been splatted
by an enormous birdpoo dropped by a bird that's been eating berries.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# ha ha!
I think I like this theory
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# jam-faced bastards, titting up the river, shitting the place up,
i don't know how they dare!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# EXACTLY
:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I'm not quite sure what's happening here...
but I like it a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# I'm missing something
but as this is so woo-worthy I don't care
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Arts is woo!

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# ha ha! thank you.
very good woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Christ
thats amazing woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Something happened...I know that much.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Uppa Lazy River
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:54, archived)
# no need to be Volga
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 26 May 2010, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry]


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Been away for a coupla years - come back and I'm newbie'd. Damn your eyes. I mean eye.
(Beau Guest Everything in moderation. Especially moderation., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahah
You said you were just going out for some teabags and a spanniel!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# No
Teabagged BY a spaniel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# sexah tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# You can't afford that sort of treatment.
You owe me 8 grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Here's the first installment
*drops 1 grand piano on Mu*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# wae' eye man
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Welcome back, newbie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Can't remember your password?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Howdee strainja
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Welcome back
I remember you!
(I helped save b3ta! Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:50, archived)
# HAHA
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# For some reason this is making me think of Slurm
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# 'lo Miss
How the devil are y... AAARGH!!! Buttons at the bottom of my post... what the...?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Brooooooms
how are things?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# NIBS!
Things are... Well... I don't particularly enjoy teaching, but I've got a job lined up for next year, and my expanding family (Doom II - ETA October - woo!) needs me to earn a steady living so... whatcha gonna do eh?

How the devil are you good sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Oooh blimey!
You didn't hang about ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Well...
*blushes*

We just thought that teacher training, relocating to ivesb territory, hunting for a job etc. wasn't stressful enough... Also we're hoping they'll get along well and be very close in years to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# That's what I'm hoping
Just got to convince Mr Trellis. And pass my probation at work.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Passing probation at work could be useful...
Lady Doom left her job last week rather than stay until August and take the maternity pay. It's already much more pleasant in the house, though equally much more cash strapped as well.

Persuading Mr. Trellis should be easy enough though - just use those feminine wiles. Failing that, get him drunk...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Well after getting chucked out of my job at 8 weeks last time
I'm determined to be in a better position to sue if that happens next time!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Entirely reasonable - unlike your previous employers....
I advise carrying a cudgel at all times, just in case unreasonableness is encountered.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 25 May 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Well I'm now officially working for the NHS
And I have better employment terms :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Woohoo!
I am looking forward to public sector employment benefits. Just gotta pass the course now... Hence... erm... B3ta time...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 25 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# oo crikey, you have been busy
I'm doing well ta, although work has started to encroach into b3ta time...boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Work should be banned from encroaching into B3ta time...
I seriously felt like I'd lost a limb when I was forced to leave this place back in September - hence returning now. I've had all I can stands and I can stands no more!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# haha!
excellent first post! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Likeyclick!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Found this in my dad's garden.

By the way, I wonder why I haven't seen the cat lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Can you milk it?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Aw, I like him*
*her or it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Sharp little teeth though
I wouldn't like to weed him/her/it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Well I'm not having sex with that!
this however...
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
bloody hell
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# eek!
feed me seymore!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# looks like Grover from Sesame Street
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Minge plant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# what about this?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# whataboutwhat?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# that^
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# oh that,
well maybe if it stood still for a mo.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# gosh
didnt realise my misses was on the web
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# misses what now?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# you wont miss dont worry
she has landing lights
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# golly gosh
is that a flappy twat
(AnthT, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Fannies don't have tongues.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# it would be awesome
if they did :D
(AnthT, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# AHHHHHHH!
GRAPE MY SQUILDO WHY DON'T YA!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# i found 2 of these in my nether region
what do I do :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# fetch the gardening secateurs and a shit load of vodka.
proceed with caution
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Feed me Seymour?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Ah so cute.
Can I just leave this here.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Have you been stealing thoughts out of my brain?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Or simply 'fuck off'.
Thanks to that yelping, Disney-fied twat we're hosting it this year. Cue endless elimination lead-ups/spin-offs. Can't fucking wait for it to be over.

How in the name of Pisschrist did a camp 70s relic like eurovision ever manage such a renaissance? There should be some kind of sequin tax, that'd bring the whole spectacle to an abrupt end.

The whole thing's like being force-fed raw eggs.
(wasps Optic Cockles, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Eurovision is not the name of the song contest
it's the name of the television network that organises and broadcasts it. The song contest is called 'The Eurovision Song contest'

Entry is open to all countries who are members of the European Broadcast Union, which is an association of broadcasters and not a political entity or affiliated with the EU. Israel are members of the EBU, so they get to take part in its song contest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# If they wanted to be part of the European Broadcasting Union......
.... why did they fuck off to Palestine in the first place?
(Squawker, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Awwww!
Can I have it?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 25 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] A couple of years in the gym worked wonders......
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:50, archived)
# DRAG-ON PUNCHU!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:52, archived)
# MANDELYUKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Hee Hee Hee
P.S. Please don't rapekiss me.......*fears*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
# It wouldn't be a rapekiss if you wanted it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# ARM PITTED
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# You wouldn't think that Ryu would be one to shave his pits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Haspado-ken!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# I always thought Ryu was from Yorkshire
and he was saying 'How-do ken?'
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# good to know I was not alone
or not good to know that my own memories may have been replaced by having seen this before...FML
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Arf!
*dog*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# ugh ugh ugh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I've always suspected this of Dan but I'm still a little shocked.
Zangief came out years ago though, glad he's finally getting some.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Evening! I've just had my dinners.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:18, archived)
# He's a culinary genius!
/has never watched one of his shows
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
#
culinary genius scary-eyed mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Yep he is indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Ahahahaha, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I'm having a whale of a time in the garden atm
I've now got a chronic scale insect infestation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Scale insects are fuckers!
They don't even look fluffy and cute like mealy bugs.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Well the burd population seem to love them:P
They've got the trees not the plants. The underside of all the branched are literally so covered they're falling off in strips.

Why coudn't there be bugs that go stuff lake make you a nice cuppa and a garibaldi?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Haha.
Last night a chef sauted my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Really?
How does she smell?


Sorry I appear to have come in at the wrong gag.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Like Teen Spirit. Minus the shotgun blast to the face.
I don't know. I'm also going down a questionable path. We're all crazy here!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# work of ART
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm........................fries.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
# I want my dinners on a skeletor!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Skeletors are very easy to get hold of. All you have to do is find something that is alive and then take out it's skeletor.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I lubbs his foodz
but hiz progrimms is too long
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Really? Most of the stuff he cooks makes me want to ralph.
Chickens balls... Cow's brains... Blood filled leeches...
I would much rather have pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Cheese is mouldy milk produced from specialised sweat glands
on a cow.
It's easier to eat things when you don't know where they come from or what they're made of.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I love cheese. You can't ruin it for me cos I know it tastes nice.
Blood filled leeches on the other hand...
That tends to be the bit of the show I enjoy most, where he comes up with some stupid idea, makes something that looks and will definitely taste disgusting, eats it and then is surprised when it tastes disgusting.
IF IT WAS MEANT TO BE FOOD THEN PEOPLE WOULD ALREADY EAT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Most of the food he creates is based on older recipes
and people used to eat some hanging shit back in the day.
We're pretty picky about what we eat these days, and waste a lot of
useful parts of animals (and other edible goods) just because they look or seem yucky.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# On the other hand
mechanically recovered pies.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Never hurt anybody.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Black Pudding's just blood-filled organs
Eggs are chickens periods
Tomatoes are ovaries.

It's all just food. So long as it's organic (in the true sense of the word, I mean) then what's the woe?

(But yeah, cooking something that's known to be nasty is a bit silly)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# ^ on my page.
disclaimer: I don't confess to have eaten cow's brains, black pudding, blood filled leeches, eyeballs, chicken pizzle, tongue or boar head.
I just accept that they're totally edible and possibly not completely abhorrent in taste.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# You've never had black pudding?
It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# *BLOOORRRRGGG*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# It doesn't taste like blood or iron or anything.
It tastes like breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I enjoy watching people eating stuff and trying not to be sick.
Like an episode of come dine with me where one guy hated fish and another had a cheese phobia and the woman made fish with cheese on.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# haha
Fish and chese are fucking awesome.
*wants fish pie*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:00, archived)
# It's so fucking nice though
With bacon, and egg, and hash browns. On a SANDWICH.

Omnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Stop trying to turn me!
You're worse than those guys at that Judy Garland fancy dress party.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Oh aye
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# erm I mean those whores at the local nuddy bar.
*clears throat*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# You've never had black pudding?
That one seems a bit of an oversight.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I always thought it sounded evil,
then someone told me what it was and I
swore to never touch it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I thought this
then my chap convinced me to try it. I'm never looking back.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# You've never had blood filled leeches?
Weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
# tomatoes are lycopersicum which means "wolf peach"
they're a kind of nightshade and it took us a while to figure out they weren't deadly poison.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Does that explain why they sometimes
taste like wet dog?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# I think it's keeping them in the fridge that does that.
Then again maybe keeping them in the fridge destroys their natural wet dog flavour. Not sure which way round it is.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# noted.
Fucking silly tomats, stop tasting like dogses!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# How would you know unless you've eaten a wet dog?
HAHA, MONKDAGOLA HAS EATEN A WET DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# in South Korea, Dog soup.
CHECK-MATE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# I'm very glad we figured it out
My repertoire would be pretty limited if it wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Eh
He decided blood-filled leeches didn't taste nice. And that was for a horror feast. His school dinner feast sounded delish. :)
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Yes, AFTER tasting them. My point was he seemed surprised by this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I want my bacon without the nail.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:29, archived)
# How will the bacon stay on the wall without the nail?
EAT YOUR NAIL OR YOU DON'T GET ANY PUDDING
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:30, archived)
# VELCRO MY VEAL!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# LOCTITE MY LAMB!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# BUTTON MY BACON!!!
ps- OMG there was just a truckload of prisoners in orange jumpsuits out by my mailbox. It was awesome! Tattoos on bald heads.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# ZIP MY ZEBRA
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# CLASS V INTERFERENCE FIT MY CELERY!
Wait, that might not work.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Popper Panda
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# It's always feast or faminine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I AM ABOUT TO COOK.

I have bacon, egg, and bacon. I think I might have bacon and egg.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:37, archived)
# NOOOOOO!
eggs and bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# BEGGS AND ACON!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Scrambled bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Alright mr.pineapple
glad your back from ffx111111 world :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:46, archived)
# OH HAI MISTER PINEAPPLE
I like your style. Both drawing and eating-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# HEY BENNY, SCREEEEEW YOOOOU!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# How are chickin knobs not fuds?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# They don't exist, that's why.
You have to have duks knobs.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:42, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Yes they do!
Can you honestly say you've stood next to a chicken taking a leek at a pub urinal and it had no knob?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I personally don't look at my neighbour's penis while stood at the urinals.
*Attempts to keep straight face*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# See!
Even you admit to poultry peni!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Chickens don't have penises, they just press their cloacae together
this was the first thing I ever learnt about sex, I had a book with pictures.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Lies!
A chicken once showed me his! He kept it in a matchbox.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
#
Damn chickens, always taking our leeks :O
(Cruising Capacity, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Gah I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Try new food (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Fabulous stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Thanks Mu!
Hey Mu, do you reckon you can draw Karen Gillan?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# I don't believe he really cooked on that skeletor.
I think he boughtthose fries and put them there. That's just plain cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
although its something different and sometimes clever.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Soup herb
*cleck*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha... nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes, he is mentils
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# JEbus
I had chilli vengence this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
I fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# What a great post to come back to.
I will now make my dinner on the wall!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# come ahn, dond bullshit me
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Excellent !
This is my kind of jolly !

Well done on FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:25, archived)
# *actually cries laughing*
I love Heston, though, but this is brilliant!!! XD
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Oh dear God no
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooo!
please, please, no
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:16, archived)
# To battle!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:20, archived)
# You lose
sorry, but nothing on this earth is more evil than Bono
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# What about Bono's evil twin?
Or is Bono the evil twin and the real Bono is chained up in Bono's basement?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Just think
in a parallel universe there may actually exist a version of Bono which isn't a sanctimonious sunglasses-wearing pricktard.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Now you're just being silly!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Good triumphs over evil every time!...Except for Lemmy...he's cool...leave him alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:28, archived)
# From the BBC news site the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Most entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Seperated at birth?
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:11, archived)
# I bet she's lovely when you get to know her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Nice tight box too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Quite disturbingly
he has much prettier eyes
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Where were they born,...on Easter Island?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:18, archived)
# You still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:22, archived)
# looks a bit like oscar wilde, she's not as ugly as monica though
www.flickr.com/photos/labourparty/3314330553/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# haha
nice
(Captain Black, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I don't really know what this is.
Migraine day has fried my brain. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
# I hope that "mummy" isn't showing her slot to the child. That's really not appropriate.
*phones social services*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
No little robot is wrong. It is not his mummy. Silly robot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Hee
I quite like it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Birth of a Carbonation
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Was Daddy a HappyToast TeaBot?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:06, archived)
# ?
Looks for teabots.
EDIT: Finds. Teabot is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# 'I didn't want you to see me like this'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Woo to the pic,
boo to the migraine. I hate those bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Sneaky bugger snuck up on me
so I failed to catch it. Todays tea consisted of painkillers and sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:11, archived)
# sleep is the best remedy
good luck shifting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Clubfoot robot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Awww
looks likes she's going to have more babbies
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:11, archived)
# She's 12" dilated.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:12, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
# I feel the urge to post something really long. No idea why.
My interpretation of a post-apocalyptic nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# hahahaha
cheers for the long post ;) woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:42, archived)
# today has been a bit "Tuesday"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our new box-headed overlords
For they remind me of the central robot from "I'm Here". And can appreciate a good sunset.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Pay up or I'll have to send in the heavies.
-.-
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Bella Emberg?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Liza Tarbuck with a tyre iron.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:58, archived)
# awww...
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:49, archived)
# alternative ending:
"I miss the Humans."
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# I do miss the humans, poor guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Bright !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# this is purdy :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# lully
I cried at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Defeated by blockheads?....I think not!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:54, archived)
# :)
That's lovely. Sort of
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Cheap and nasty
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Crikey...
err yes, thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# HAMTOUCHER
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# A 3 year-lurking-hamtoucher at that!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Good aim
especially since the bull is blindfolded.

Apparantly the matador is speechless
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:28, archived)
# It looks like a very natty hat
Bulls like hats. They practically invented the angle known as "rakish".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# only the nattiest will do.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# lol
nice hat
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:56, archived)
# yeah, definitely a WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 25 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I love the smell of TOAP on a tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:28, archived)
# What's in his mouth
is he swallowing a kipper? I don't know much about the traditions of bullfighting.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:28, archived)
# He has the horn. Literally.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Oh yes, I see that now.
Careless.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Indeed, the leather kipper of cruelty, a real crowd-pleaser.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# a fail toap
hardly worth it's own thread now is it?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# TOAP annoys me.


Subtlenuff?
(Good Penny, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# heheheheh
perfect reply to the most ironic post ever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:52, archived)
#
I was going to try and match the font then I realised if anyone ever tried to work out how many more orders of magnitude of effort I'd put into doing that than the OP put into the original, then the Universe would crash.

Didn't want to risk it.
(Good Penny, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# What's up with your colours?
They're all washed out.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 25 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Sigh
what a day, what a day......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# i have a feeling there's more to come
i don't think the bunker can withstand
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:31, archived)
# sounds like I missed all the fun
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# it looked just like this..........................
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Ahahahahah, oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:42, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOH, FUCK!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# blessed is a mad cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:53, archived)
# TOAP?
Teeth out and pulverised?

I can't see what you have done to this pic apart from adding the highly humorous word 'fail'?

Fuck, how we all rolled around laughing upon seeing this..
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# TOAP
www.ivomartins.net/toap-capa2009.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# TOAP
www.toapmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/toap_page-small.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 18:33, archived)
# TOAP
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# That's one ugly, hairy thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
# cheesy nails
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# TOEJAM
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# TOAST (Text on a stick thing)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:49, archived)
# this reminded me of something which reminded me of something and I did a search
and Rule 34 applies
gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/152059_main.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I'd have thought that tentacle porn really wouldn't surprise any of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# TOAP eh?

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Rat is dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Squirrel I reckon.
If that makes it any cheerier.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# squirrel
at Castle Howard
(my nephew was fascinated by it)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10064155
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:40, archived)
# It can't be a squirrel, no tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:40, archived)
# me too
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Ill just plonk this here then
Havn't posted a pic in a while, anyhoo have been playing with this - www.drawandfoldover.com/ made by thegreatalbino over on /links. And ended up with this, which I rather like, cant wait to see what other people turn it into.

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# She's a dancer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Ha! Nice!!!!!
Thats the first time some one has gifified a picture of mine. I feel loved! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Collaborations are inspiring !
She's a keeper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Get Back !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# that'll teach him not to stand in front of bulls
daft git
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
# You failed yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:56, archived)
# reminds me of the classic picture of the boy who fell on a railing



I remember seeing this in the paper as a 15 year old and laughing to try and hide the tears

jesus!!


The matador can go fuck himself though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 25 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
# I think everything is right expect for the post.
I don't see how this is fail though. Some stupid animal tormenting twat gets his just desserts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
# [NSFW] I am a better God than the real one...

click for comic



Or the pretend one or whatever :)
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Ha!
Now draw Mohammed

(Best of all the deities)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 25 May 2010, 17:20, archived)
# I wish Bill Hicks were alive
so he might give his opinion upon all this religious kerfuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 25 May 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Hmm Should I delete this and Put it in the links section?
I thought putting NSFW in the subject would hide the image or something.

Advice please
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Linkify
Like this!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 25 May 2010, 17:22, archived)
#
www.captn-hoodbutter-comes-to-the-rescue.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 May 2010, 17:24, archived)
# I'd say it says on here.... Other /board members post their web comics on here from time to time
also, if you think it's NSFW, you have to manually create the link...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:24, archived)
# linked
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Thumbs up!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 25 May 2010, 17:26, archived)
# surely if cdc's are allowed
cartoon boobs are allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I assume I will look less than awesome
but what are cdc's?
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# The massive pink mspaint penises that b3ta is renowned for.
CDC = crudely drawn cock.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Indeed
Linkify but don't delete, you'll just end up being flamed.


Edit: Too late, you already did :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Oh Well...
Nearly got away with it!
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Never delete threads that people have started posting in.
People's replies will be deleted as well, and we don't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I'd also put a coma after "that's pretty good".
But that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:30, archived)
# I agree...
But I'm too lazy to change it now. :)
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# no one really cares
the internet just likes to get angry to make themselves feel important.

Anyway, good job, nice tits etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I don't much care, certainly
B3ta as a whole is totally NSFW except that as a lazy academic no-one gives a shit what I'm doing.

Thread deletions also pretty much entirely fail to irk me. If you're that fussed you can always find your posts in your profile and past them there for the whole world to ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# The internet is pretty angry...
People must be at least starting to feel important at this stage
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:35, archived)
# We are, we are
it's a wonderful gift to humanity, the internet.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:47, archived)
# I like it :)
It also makes me question again if God made man in His own image but didn't make woman, why on Earth did He give us a dick?

The answers are, of course:

1) To wank with
2) Adam was given the job of naming all the animals, since apparently God ran out of ideas after the seventeen hundredth dinosaur. This is a big job and there was a section of Eden left as sand for Adam to inscribe his names with. For ceremonial reasons, this had to be done with something produced by Adam himself. Thinking economically, God told Adam to build his encyclopedia of animal names with urine, and equipped him with a handily aimable penis.

This still leaves us with the question of testicles, however, to which the simplest answer is "God made Himself with testicles. He realised that this was a rubbish idea the first time a stegosaurus headbutted him in the balls, so when He came to create man he took out his anger and aggravation on us. Rather than improve on His original design He ensured that we, too, would suffer."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Are you suggesting
That God is Sans Penis?
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:34, archived)
# yes. yes, i am.
but i appear to be suggesting that god is sans penis but avec balls.

i'm not sure i thought this thesis through very clearly, but it might explain why He was in such a shitty temper through most of the old testament.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:35, archived)
# ya know...
Your theory actually explains a lot about God.
Well done! :)
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Imagine the frustration of it!
By the time Jonah was in the whale God's balls would have been the size of mountains! No wonder He was so keen to have a son.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I have no response
Your theory is faultless...
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:56, archived)
# hmm, if god has nads
and god is everywhere, does that mean we're all inside god's nads?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Damn I wish everyone was this responsive.
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# If you believe in the SECRET
then this is exactly how life works...
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I don't, it doesn't :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# that guy's got
yellow fever!

PS a good tip someone once told me for web comics: Don't copy and paste the characters between frames. It looks infinitely better if they change pose, even a little bit, in each frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Yea you're right.
I usally do change things slightly if i copy and paste but in this one I did actually want to have the same expression in each panel.

But The colouring and tones are different in each panel, so I'm lazy but not THAT lazy :)
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:42, archived)
# okay, the internet
will let you live. This time.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# phhewww...
I was getting worried there

:)
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I think I've eaten one of those once...
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# booo : (
Yay : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# hahahaha! Kitty revenge! *clicky*
awesome, Mr A!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# A new super hero is born !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# indigestible cat is so..............indigestible!
...and adorable
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Yay!
You can't keep a good cat down.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:27, archived)
# hahahaha
om nom nom...uurrrggghhh...BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 25 May 2010, 17:40, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:10, archived)
# hurrah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# The adventures of Jeremy the annoying television presenter
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Ahahahaha, I love in jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# as the mermaid said to the rabbi
AmIrightguys?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Hold on for a little longer . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# There's gonna be skidmarks all over that track!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Skid Marx . . . gotta love'm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# QUICK!!!.........get to Paul's
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 May 2010, 17:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Pooped !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# He IS a poo!
In other news...
www.countytimes.co.uk/news/85702/police-issue-warning-over-microsoft-telephone-scam.aspx
Someone I know got phoned by "Benjamin from Microsoft" last week. Scam didn't work though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:01, archived)
# this seems to be a case of
"computer virus infects phone"
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Hello, this is Mu from MegaCompute Inc.
gaz me all your money and I'll exorcise the RAM eating pixes living in your processor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# You know how to uninstall Vista?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# OOh thanks!
Gazzes money. Wonders how sheep got in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# What the deuce?
Do they have a list of terminally-stupid peoples phone numbers?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# it's the daily mail complaints register
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Too late!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Raaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:12, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:17, archived)
# End of day doodle.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Her clothes blend into the background a bit
Woo regardless
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# She's an arctic ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# That explains it I guess
She must have extra fast reflexes to deal with the cold
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
# and uses her nipples as throwing stars..
er... I don't know where I'm going with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I think it's going somewhere
Whether it's somewhere you wish you shouldn't remains to be seen :S
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# She's covered in icecream, jam and sponge?
MMmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Gosh I love those
(arctic rolls that is not ninjas)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# A pub in Harrow used to serve it as one of their puddings
But not just a couple of slices. An entire roll, straight out of the box.

'Bout the only edible thing on the menu
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I'd order 5
and a funnel and a blender.... NOM I love them!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# fuck me!
*buys train ticket*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# ...
see sig...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# That's kinda the point.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Rather lovely.
Edit Right - that's me lot. Off to the land of lego and bacons for a week. Expect many please of poverty on my return :/

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# bye! and bring back some lego sets for all of us, please!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# All that bacon, all that butter...
You think you'd be able to get a decent butty over there in the morning, wouldn't you? Oh no...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# they export most of their bacon
what is left is very expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 17:56, archived)
# TOE FETISH FISH!
(most woo sir)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Hello.
What're you doing here?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# *looks innocent*
NooooOOOOoooothing
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I wish I could
'doodle' like this... lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Phwooorrr...
I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# she'll
catch her death dressed like that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I want a fishy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Nice fish. But... where's the water?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Oh there it is, right at the bottom.
Couldn't see it on this screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Tippy Toes
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Epic.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Lovely stuff sir, as ever
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# *squeezes*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# 'lo miss
Thanks for your messages... sorry I've not replied
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Understandable
no need for apologies xx
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I really like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# ooh, that's rather ace!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:57, archived)
# yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Super Fly
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# That is so Super dooper fly
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Tasty too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Insectinside!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Moist and warm in there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
What a gentle froggy!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Manners mean everything !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# haha - that's one laid-back frog
good job the fly's none too speedy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Timing is of the essence ~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Ha!
Pimp my Fly
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Pimples The Fly
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I approve of this chilled-out fly-related munching and rejection-type activity
And admire Msr Grenoille's dashing topper.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Style is in style . . . again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha..."Fly Pimping"
by J.R.Hartley :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# His agent will get % of % . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I approve of this badass symbiosis.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# I approve of your well worded approval !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Plenty of room for a change *>\/<*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# hahahahahahah
More of this nonsense *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Tadpoles are hatching even as we speak . . . Q
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# He fly now fo' sho' !
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Like fresh and refresh `}{`
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# swearathon
Hi folks,

Found this on a trawl of the web, looks like a great new swear generator based on the Spartacus tv series.

www.sparta-cuss.com/

what do people make of it? any good?
(rich_036, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
# It's raining trolls!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
#
Hallelujah It's raining Trolls
Amen
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:35, archived)
# it's like the board is being raped by the personification of cancer today
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
# haha....
how refreshingly blunt.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:22, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Well I'm not going to clean up any mess they make
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Links go on the /Links board

edit: however I do like the link
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
# WTF is going on???!?!?!?
Is there a badge for today? :os
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# READ THE FAQ YOU FUCKING SHITWHISTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Shitwhistle
I like it and shall amalgamate it into my day to day vocabulary :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I still prefer PISSTRUMPET
www.captainhoodbutter.co.cc/
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# The spit valve is stuck . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I can help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
# It's something about the word shit...
When someone is annoying a chum of mine says 'they make my shit itch' don't know why it's just so beautifully offensive :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I always think 'bollocks' rolls off the tongue quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Again I prefer Gonads
(that sounded better in my head)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# What I said ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# what the suddering fuck is going on here, today?
links go on /links, pictures YOU'VE made goes on /board

It's quite simple, really.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Suddering.
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:34, archived)
# yes, SUDDERING!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Oh.
*goes to find dictionary to consult*
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# ....I admit, my typing is gettnig wrse
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I think you mean 'consut'
and 'ditionary'...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# You certainly know how to make an entrance
..................
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Oh sweet jebus!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# haha!
I remember the version without the star...
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:24, archived)
# it's tea-time......thought people may be eating...........
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
# how very
thoughtful of you!

netiqutte, right there... ;)

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# * passes the mind bleach *
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
# *drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell
I'm going to have to go outside.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:25, archived)
# give my regards to
the great outdoors.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I really am going to have to go outside.
I've got the giggles and it's disturbing my workmates.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# haha!
go on out of the room and have a good old guffaw - you'll feel better for it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:32, archived)
# there's an outside?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# that's crazy talk!
there is only inside. Ignore the rumours...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:36, archived)
# There's probably no outside.
Now stop worrying and enjoy your b3ta turds.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Holy fuck
I don't know whether to laugh or cry or rip out my eyes with this paperclip.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I'm quite speechless.
I'll just have a WTF laugh for a bit
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Ahahah, but why've you starred it?
Horse anus isn't rude... unless you're a furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# That's a US ARMY HORSE ANUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Star Plop
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:37, archived)
#
lmfao!
(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# hahahaha
absolutely geni-anus!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# This is disturbing yet astonishing
Barrack's face is brilliant
"I know it's wrong, but she's my gal"
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# No
No no no no pls no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# C*nt.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Hands up who watched that for longer than is wholesome?

\o.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
#
o/
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I think everyone else is still watching it and hasn't refreshed yet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Either that or they've not got a free hand.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# \o
I have now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:34, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# \o
Finished. Who's going to get the biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# \o,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# o/
*agrees sheepishly*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# .o/
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# \o,
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Stop it boys
or no supper.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Count Vanderhoff doesn't need any supper
he has this soggy biscuit to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:30, archived)
# HARP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# You even make me look good and I'm a right cunt.
(Mrs N is having her blobstrop on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:37, archived)
# It's the Tuesdayest Tuesday ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# It's kinda nostalgic
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# yeah - it's how
Tuesdays used to be in olden times... really Tuesday-y
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Ahahah, I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# What is going on?
I'm confused...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Tis interesting
Although the random generator comes up with things that just don't make sense.

Please post on the links board in future though. Ta!

*fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# yawn
that is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
#
Try this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I WILL KILL AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Christmans is ruined!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# ...so be it...Newbie!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:12, archived)
# I'd set that series to record but due to your PR shittery I'll cancel it now
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:55, archived)
# I think it's shit.
Whoever hired you has been fucked up the ass with a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Yeah Yeah Yeah!
Q. What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A. When Hillary is out of town.
(FunnyMan, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Topical . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# is there some sort of coach trip here today?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Yes
and Bono's driving
0_0
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Might as well drop this here...
Apologies to Chutters

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Outstanding!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:15, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
brilliant stuff.

See my tribute down there? (imagine down arrows here as I can't find the key stroke)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Good stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# ha ha ha, to be fair
I did think it was begging for this after I drew it :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Happy to oblige.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Oo I've got one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Pffft ... hahahahahahaha perfick!
EDIT: this really is proper making me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# the perfect expression!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Good old Katy!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
# haha! this is very appropriate
at this juncture...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I've become convinced that part of your hair is a haddock fillet
despite the odds being that it is not
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# It is rare
that i wear fish as part of my ensamble. However, I am willing to go with fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:34, archived)
# BEWARE SEAGULLS
and anglers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I'm
more scared of bloody B3tans...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# you again?
what is going on today? it's like someone's spilt Troll Pheromones on the /board...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# What's the deal with airplane food?
Q: What's wrong with your post?
A: You're a dumb cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Word of advice...stay off the roof.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Sorry in advance...
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I know a fine way, to treat a Steinway
I love to run my fingers o'er the keys, the ivorys...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I like the black one's
they're my favourites
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# G sharp harmonic minor?
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# bring on the spangoliers
haha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# full-on arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Perfick!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*throws spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
# heheh...
nice tribute!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:24, archived)

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