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# Hello. Here's a series of pictures I've been doing.
www.themanwhofellasleep.com/londontales.html
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# strangely good :)

no idea what's going on in your head...but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Years ago I nicked a line from your "things overheard on the underground" page
I've used it messageboard signature on another forum ever since...never changed it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
# That is very good to know.
It's nice to leave a footprint.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Never trust a coot.
I like your stuff, always have.

And in case you're still not aware:
This is still an occasional meme here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# I have a picture of a coot.
Painted by Vic Reeves.

It lives a little below and to the left of the raven.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# I have a print of some gummy worms
designed and signed by David Byrne. It was a gift, I'm incredibly happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:14, archived)
# i once had a signed top of Fatima Withbread
i won it in a school christmas raffle.

i think it was a spare one she had, not a used one.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# I bet that didn't stop you wanking over it though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Yes, someone mentioned it before.
It's not my best work but it does make people giggle.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:39, archived)
# I've always been a fan of fucking shitty magnets
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:42, archived)
# That is very good indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:10, archived)
# that's quite a woo-yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Took a while to find it, hiding in a tree :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Nina in Snow Leopard rules the world!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Wow.
Terrific.
(twattybanjo, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# splendid stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
# What I like most about this
is that you are using an image which is of a famous character, but which is on a programme directed by a B3tard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Dystopian nightmares
I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:44, archived)
# soup herb
I find myself alternately chuckling, then strangely and quietly moved. Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Bloody
nicely done sir.
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 22:28, archived)
# That's beautiful
poignant and gigglesome in equal measure
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 9:50, archived)
# B3ta newsletter 458. Veitch - more disgusting food. Cyriak - vid for Ninja Tunes. ALSO Trolling National Rail.
And if that bores you - I'm listening to Leonard Cohen. What about you?
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue458/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I love touching ham
It is my favourite thing to touch
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I am going to make a hairy tongue, by the way.
I have a pig's head on order.

It's mostly for the cheeks, but it cost £1.

One fucking pound!

How good is that?

Also 'lo'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# 1 quid.......
bloody hell thats good. Where from? local butchers?
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# B3TA...all the best inside info on local produce
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:09, archived)
# ooh sweet
i must do a head. really must. 1 quid is wonderful value!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
# not quite Tesco Value
but still good
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I am getting it from here:
www.nourish-cafe-deli.co.uk/

That lady is my next-door neighbour.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Just got an email from my 9 year old:
Dear Manley,

Mum said to send you an e-mail because neither of us can get onto google talk.She said to tell you that Ben from next door brought the pigs head round.

Love

XXXX
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# She's a little put out by how pig-like it is.
I keep explaining that it is a pig, but she just says 'It looks dead!'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# but it is dead
unless you make it come alive with the magic of puppetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Pictures:
twitpic.com/3eos9v

&

twitpic.com/3eorz5
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:41, archived)
# ah, he looks so peaceful
and delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# hairy balls next please joel.
splendid tounge, didn't your last tounge cooking taste foul?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:45, archived)
# i did a salted cow's tongue
that was awful. fresh tongue can't really go wrong though innit.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# awsome.
i wish i could do summat like that but mrs thor would stand for it.

she lets me pluck and dress game birds, but i think she'd draw the line at the tounge.

that last line sounds far too secksy for what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# i just touched some ham about 2 minutes ago
i still am now, but with my mouth.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I didn't particularly like their latest album
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Listening to that Tron soundtrack people are mentioning sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# /links that way ->
Read the FAQ.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Blackfoot at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:17, archived)
# O HAI
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# alreet Pet
How's tha' diddlin'?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I'm grand flower
Utter slag of a day but hooray! Weekend teim!
How's thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm listening to rainymood.com like an emo
On an unrelated matter, is it just me or...

(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Ho. Ly. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# WOW!
FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# now that.....
uncanny..... and im also concerned about your state mind for linking them!!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# You never see them in the same room do you?
Just saying...
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Nice
though I'd like to see a Morph.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Arg!
V good, wooyay!

Its driving me mad though who the guy is on the top right. I know ive seen him BUT WHERE
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:32, archived)
# The opposite RIS for me as I'm from the opposite site of the pond.
Well done Droog, you've made a Mochrie of him!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 17:42, archived)
# De-RIS for you both
Top-left is Tony Hart, beloved artist and plasticine animator.

Top-right is Colin Mochrie, beloved comedian and Whose Line is it Anyway? regular.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Whoaaa
I could see the Colin Mochrie but Tony Hart...wow.
(Rykan, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I feel stupid
I saw Richard Dawkins and Q
(Earthling wants a silver moustache to show off to his chums, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Puscifer.
Interspersed with work twats bleating about mostly nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:23, archived)
# used to have "Songs of Leonard Cohen"
Suzanne,Sisters of Mercy etc......top tunes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha.........opposite effect on me
he drooled proper MELODY.........morphed up?(40 YEARS BACK MAN)..hee hee ...get down with Leonard :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Cheers, Rob.
Oh, and I'm listening to DJ Vadim. Who happens to be on Ninja Tunes. It's synchronicity, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# i have my headphones on but no music, so i suppose i'm listening to b3ta.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Ali Farka Touré
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# hazzar!
i'm watching the Octonauts on Cbeebies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I'm listening to "Because of Toledo" by The Blue Nile
over and over and over and over
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:12, archived)
# and for that,
You win *everything*.

See also: 'The Wires Are Down'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I've been listening to Marilyn Manson all day
I might switch to Leonard Cohen in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I give up
what's special about the IMDB Spinal Tap page?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# You're the 11th person to ask this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Had to log out of IMDB to see it
as I've set my preferences to use the old style IMDB pages.

It's only present on the new style of page...

Thanks for the hint though!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# I see.
I'm doing something similar with Google I think. I'm spoofing the useragent string so it thinks I'm on Firefox 2.0. It reverts GIS to the older version, and crushes those fucking annoying search 'suggestions'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:39, archived)
# oh noes!


it mutated
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Swim for it!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
# The Earth goes a-rind the Sun
A fact of which I am fond. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
#
right rind like a record baby
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Will the mold s p r e a d ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Needs more ghosts
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I bet it's moon flavoured.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# WAKKAWAKKAWAKKAWAKKA
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# It was left over from the milky whey
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Hooray!
Space in cheese

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Yay......!!! great stuff......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:14, archived)
#

* joke shamelessly stolen from Dara O'Briain
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# :D I was only watching that stand up routine an hour ago
do you read C&VG?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:52, archived)
# nein
can't say I do. Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# they posted the clip up, that's where I watched it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# ah I see.
Nah, I watched Live at the Apollo last night and he whipped out his video games bit on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Pfft. Excellently done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# it keeps 'em entertained when there's nothing on the telly

i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt309/elvisweathercock/stairsMICE-pause.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:41, archived)
# meeces:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Wheely meeces are eating the discs again . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# haha!
I like the bit where he looks round
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha! Fucking brilliant!
You deserve a firm handshake and hearty clap on the back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Yes :D
oh it's YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Keeps me entertained too . . . sitting here watching with my cheese flavoured popcorn !
The world will beat a path to your staircase !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
So basically, keeps em entertained all the time then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Very nice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Haha...... aces....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha
That sir is bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Sorry.
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
CFB

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Mein Gott!
Not since I was at least 19!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
# MHHHHMMMM
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Oh joy
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:46, archived)
# I relieved him every day at noon
It was like a volcano
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# A bit backed up there.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# good grief what the hell is this?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# A champagne bottle
being opened orally.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# where does the cork go?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# sorry, I just misread you for a moment there....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I have watched it over and over.
I don't know where the cork goes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Ahem!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# 2 mb?
2mb 900kb

Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Fucked up the CFB.
Now re-done it, but still got 800Mb as I appear to have fucking lost the desmallificated version.

Like a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Oh Manley, you've let us all down. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
# But most of all he's let himself down
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:43, archived)
# He's certainly ruined my Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
# I vote you the most under-rated Friday Afternoon Poster of the week
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
# My amusing comments
are passed over every day of the week.
Like some sort of groundhog day Jewish holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
# your comments always amuse me
like a lemon on a sauce plate
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# your comments confound me
like a blighter on some rollerskates
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# PAYLOAD
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# wow
what's the original from?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Here:
chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/champagnesupernovap1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I'll just pop to the bathroom...
feel a bit...funny
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# 2 mb?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:40, archived)
# 900kb?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I fucked up the CFB
and now have lost the small version and cannot be arsed to go through and remove frames again.

The original small one was the same size, but with less frames, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# i got it down to 124k for you, i could send the code to your inbox (if you can do that) if you like
i don't care if it's too big, i'm just happy my internet got fixed today :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# That's okay - it can be up to 400k
but I am too idle to sort it out now that it is all loaded and all.
Not like it's going to be FPed anyway, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# this is top cockage mate
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Wow

I believe I've seen this done before, to the same source file. But it's just the kind of file that screams CDC ME!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I didn't recognise you with that user name.
You odd cloogy fool. How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hello
I'm not too shabby. Still getting used to a new job and working for a boss in general.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:53, archived)
# It's a hard life.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Not really
but it consumes all time that I'd rather spend on something else
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Whoah


Click for bigger (76 kb)
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# F1 CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:47, archived)
# She look right appy with the result!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Thanks, Nullo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA, i love these
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# *may contain traces of nuts.
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Thanks De-Moist!
I can now confidentally take off my knickers in public knowing that the gusset won't look like Morecambe beach with the tide gone out
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Haha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Up her chuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
# FUCK! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Keep her ON the monkey beer, I think you meant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Oh no, it's not for ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# That's no lady! That's my ... ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Good Lord!
and hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# AlphaScript Book Cover Fails
There's a publisher called Alphascript who convert Wikipedia articles into print-on-demand books which they sell at very high prices to the foolish. A colleague pointed out that sometimes they pick the wrong image for the cover:



EDIT: I forgot to link to some of my other favourites:
Mug: www.amazon.com/Mug-Chocolate-Stoneware-Screen-Printing-Glassware/dp/6130270992/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1291995299&sr=8-1
Brighton: www.amazon.com/Brighton-Frederic-P-Miller/dp/6130056087/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1291995380&sr=1-2
Nazi Christmas: www.amazon.com/Christmas-Nazi-Germany-Frederic-Miller/dp/6130659482/ref=sr_1_6?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1291995421&sr=1-6
Polo: www.amazon.com/Polo-Hurlingham-Association-International-Championship/dp/6130007965/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1291995471&sr=1-2
(Plyck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Hang on...
Don't Klingons look like that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# they do in 17th-century Bavaria
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# But, but...
that's where they are supposed to live, aren't they?

Not really across this Star Trek stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# My klingons tend to be a little darker
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Deep in the Wikileaks bunker...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# It's Wankerman!
/I assume that's what the W stands for
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# just nipped down to the server room for a quick wank eh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Had my office Christmas lunch today....
See what you lot have done to me? I got distracted by this gargoyle on the wall of the pub. It reminds me of something but I can't think what...



Click for bigger (302 kb)
(sboreeves, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Your Mum's bunghole?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Unamused feline is seriously bloody unamused.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Unimpressed cat is unimpressed
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Oh mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Your Mum's Bungle?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Your Mum's Bugle?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Friday Hole?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# your mum is Bungle?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Ramalamalamalamadamabunghole?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# at this point I am going to TJ
next week I am apparently DJing at my old office's Christmas Party

I have 5 hours to fill, so need suggestions for things to play. They must be things you can dance to and that people will (mostly) know - which is why I'm struggling.
My only rules are: no Oasis, T*ploader or Simply Red. Or 'Dancing Queen'.

ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Theme tune to "Battle of the Planets"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I would absolutely play this if I could find a good quality copy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# You won't find one without the voice-over.
Someone needs to sit down, clean it up and re-edit it.

Hmm - there was a dance track remix of "The Neverending Story"...
And David Bowie, "Dance Magic".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Anything by Suicidal Tendencies.
Or any speedpunkgabbafuckcore.

What equipment are you using?

Edit: The reason I ask, is if you need any music on cd, I have NOW 1-70 here.I could burn you a copy and that pretty much boxes any disco off.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# How will I Laugh Tomorrow
is always great at an office party
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# my laptop
and a CD player

and my mate's PA and Maplin mixer

and my phone

if I had a Fisher Price record player I'd use that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Disco's Out, Murder's In
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Slayer's Reign in Blood
Always a floor filler
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Hell awaits
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# S Club 7's Reach for the Stars
Good for the knees
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# 1970's disco and 1980's pop.
That is all.

edit: Oh, "What is Love?" by Haddaway. Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# No Presents for Christmas by King Diamond

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I'd rather Jack by the Reynolds Girls
The Christmas Remix
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Theme to Hawaii 5-0 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# this is on the list
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Correction: "You Can Count on Me" by Sammy Davis, Jr.
(Which is performed to the theme from Hawaii 5-0, in case you didn't know, and is simply the greatest recording in the history of the world evah).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Anything by Slipknot
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Mary's Boy Child
Boney M
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# so dee hohlee bybal seh.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *falls off chair laughing*
:D

Edit: that's twice this afternoon, you bastardo ultimo!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# all the shit you hear at weddings
eg carwash
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# There's No-one Quite like Grandma
The Cannibal Corpse Cover version
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Higher State of Consciousness - Josh Wink
Always gets me thinking of Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# That tune reminds me of being in a higher state of consciousness.
Back in the old 'messy' days.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I'm not helping am I?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# yes



maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Fantomas - Delirium Cordia
and anything by The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

With some Mortician and/or The Berzerker thrown in for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# You should always play Jonah Lewie.
and by 'always', I mean 'never'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# der der der der dum dum der der der der dum
I love that song!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# *kills brutally with industrial machinery and makes it look like an accident*
"No, officer, I'm sure he had been taking Benylin. he can't have read the warning on the bottle."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# but I thought you loved me?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I do really.
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# oh, taht's out
along with Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime Causing Bleeding Ears and Frayed Tempers by 'Sir' Paul McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# On a more sensible note.
I do have a certain fondness for Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses.

I really am sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# oooh - me too
It's not Christmas without this!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Maybe also - The Cocteau Twins cover of Frosty The Snowman
which is so batshit insane, it's worth it for that alone.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# that's on the list
and The Raveonettes' Christmas Song
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# You, sir
are a legend.

Edit: You might want to sneak in 'Rocks Off' by Primal Scream; Always appropriate for the Christmas Party ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Sound of Accelerating Concrete by Add N to [X]
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Don't Look in the Freezer by Dr and the Crippens
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Hey, I've never heard that!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
# The Sound of Decelerating Plasticince by Add This to That
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# The Sound of Decelerating Plasticine by Add This to That
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I'm not allowed to play anything twice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Anything by Mike Flower's Pops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Motherfucker=Redeemer (part 1) by Godspeed You Black Emperor!
Gives you a 20 minute fag break.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# haha
I have this, I will put it on in case anyone pisses me off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Driving Home for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Safety Dance.
This is a must.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Ace track
Which is surprisingly and ironically difficult to dance to
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Banana Banana Banana Banana by King Kurt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Show me the way to Santa's Grotto
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# March of the Sinister Ducks
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# play John Cage's Silent Sonata
And then get a mate to dance like a loon in the middle of the dance floor

add in a few arm waves and shouts of encouragement
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Something funky by De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig
and I'm being dead serious now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# That Mika track from the titles of "Kick-Ass"
Madness, "Baggy Trousers".
Smash Mouth's "I'm a Believer", or the Eddie Murphy edit from Shrek for extra brownie points. "All Star", "Walking on the Sun", etc.
Vic Reeves & The Wonderstuff, "Dizzy".
Going out on a limb but "Krupa" by Apollo 440 if you can include the intro and not mix over it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:04, archived)
# boom!
Let’s Get It Started by the Black Eyed Peas
Sexy back by Justin Timberlake
Love Shack by the B-52’s
Get a Move on by Mr. Scruff
Get Down Tonight by Kc & The Sunshine Band
Wild Thing by Tone Loc
Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Another One Bites The Dust by Queen
Milkshake by Kelis
Devils Haircut by Beck
Tainted Love by Soft Cell
Kiss by Prince
Pump the Jam by Technotronic
Respect by Aretha Franklin
Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey
Clint Eastwood by Gorilaz
That’s Amore by Dean Martin
In Da Club by 50 Cent
Hot In Here by Nelly
We Are Family by Sister Sledge
Celebration by Kool & The Gang
Livin’ On A Prayer by Bon Jovi
Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond
I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry
Stayin’ Alive by the Bee Gees
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot
Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It by Will Smith
Push It by Salt-N-Pepa
Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry
I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred
Girls Just Want To Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper
Come On Eileen by Dexy’s Midnight Runners
Footloose by Kenny Loggins
Hey Ya! By Outkast
You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate
White Wedding by Billy Idol
Shake Your Booty by Kc & The Sunshine Band
ABC by the Jackson 5
Summer Of ‘69 by Bryan Adams
Don’t Cha by Pussycat Dolls
Ring Of Fire by Johnny Cash
Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani
Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake
Red Red Wine by Ub40
Groove Is In The Heart by Deee-Lite
Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love by Barry White
Gold Digger by Kanye West Feat. Jamie Foxx
Wild Thing by Tone Loc
Crazy by Gnarls Barkley
My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas
Walk This Way by Aerosmith/Run Dmc
Funky Cold Medina by Tone Loc
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:55, archived)
# bloody hell Prodge
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Yeoman's bun hold?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# It's Kim Jong Il to Hillary Clinton


That is all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Another Top Quality product brought to you by Mediocre Enterprises
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# You have [3] days left to order in time for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hillary certainly looks ready
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# where the hell have female sheep Heinz baked?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# ^ make more sense little engine!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# toot toot!
(ewe (you) bean (been) )
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Down 't nosh house, round t' corner
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I've done 90 hours' work this week
who'd be a freelancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# blimey
I bet tha's a wee bit tired?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# *waits for Arnie past Mandela o'clock*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I actually WOULD buy a clock that featured the face of ALLO ALLO's Peter Kay
:D
Edit: I of COURSE meant Gordon Kay...Not Peter :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Pre post or post post?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# How about an Otto Flick cuckoo clock?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Only if Helga featured in the design
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Gorden
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# The Three Kayes
Gordon, Peter and Vernon. A heartwarming Viz Christmas story.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I'd like one, but only if you can engrave 'FUCK' onto the face for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Can we nominate a face?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Aslong as it's not mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Most certainly not.
Eric Pickles and Andrew Neill currently heading the list.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Ceeeertainly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I look forward to Arnie to Merkel*
nearly beer o' clock!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# You alright, young man?
All well with you, are you replete with pepernoten and chocolate letters?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Heh, tried to keep clear of them this year
Partially unsuccessfully, I might add.

I was given three types of chocoladeletter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:02, archived)
# It's out of my head. At last.


File name if necessary.........
(McDingo, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Paaah It's a pale imposer!
GggrrrrrrBranston-bloody-pickle-not-realchutneyinfactnotevenanygoodasapicklemumblemumblegrumble....

He wouldn't need to stretch for that stuff if only he had audited properly!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Common sense or science?
YOU decide!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# preparation is everything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:57, archived)
# It most certainly is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preparation_H
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# you want some chocolate ass cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Not just now, thanks.
I've just had a very nom lunch, and am full.

Grilled Satay Chicken, sticky rice and pickled veg salad!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I had a "Princes" Chicken tIKKA and Rice pot
and am currently eating biscuits
I'll be 14 stone by Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# *butterballs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# sounds very nice
i shall be having a bit of mixed seafood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# *fishy treats*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Serious business >:|
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I have several Kilner jars full of chutney
/made a hefty batch a few weeks ago, ready to give out over Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# It makes a great gift
But this year I'm giving out Sloe Gin!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Ah, the perils of Sloe Gin
/used to LOVE it, but since having to give up the booze nearly three years ago now, it hardly seems worth making any now :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I've made a batch to take to Germany for the in-laws.
Do they even have chutney in Germany? Oh well, they will soon.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Germany is about to get at least 8% better
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Chutney shelf-flute?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# You just need to remove a vertebrae, take codliver oil capsules and slowly work on it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# oh dear lord
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Stripey wallpaper, silver and black?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Aristotle's inaccessible chutney flute?
I don't get it either
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Massive inappropriate officelols
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Don't stretch for the pickle, or you will be rammed in the bum with a big fuck off instrument.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# What?
Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Has it ever been observed that you are just the most delightfully mad bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Often by my wife
....usually round the time of our wedding anniversary.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# *Assumes position*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I will need you to sign this form first.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# This is so wonderful
I love you Chutney. Let's marry.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Sorry
I dun that alreay!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# That's ok, I'm a Canadian Mormon with no sexual hang ups and great cooking skills
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# O_O
*reconsiders*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# i love you, you fucking mental
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# And I mental you back you fucking love!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# WA-HAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# testing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I'm sure it's safe!
(Testing what?)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Is that the unsafety hat again?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
please think of something funny
la la la, rhymes like money
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:34, archived)
# ARISTOTLE'S GAPING CHUTNEY CHUTE.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:35, archived)
# *massive office LOL*
you utter bastard!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Setting on fire and smashing the fuck out of your inbox
like a young child politely requesting educational funding
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# LOCKED UP WITHOUT CHARGE OR BAIL FOR PUBLISHING THIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I sense a theme here...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# LOCKED UP WITHOUT CHARGE OR BAIL OR CAKE FOR PUBLISHING THIS
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# IN UR INTERNETS, BEING ANONYMOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Demonstration marred by royal variety performance
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ^Winnar
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:39, archived)
# CRASHING INTO YOUR INBOX LIKE POLICE ON HORSEBACK CHARGING AT SCHOOLCHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
# OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
what? oh, I mean, "NO TO TUITION FEES"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:38, archived)
# those who pissed on monuments and such stuff
need to be reminded of the why the papers delt with the chap who pissed on a war memorial whilst on a big student piss up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)
# The slap of naked flesh proclaimed an orgy in the lighthouse.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:38, archived)
# showing a high level of restraint
but still shooting into your inbox every friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# PLAYING CROQUET WITH A ROYAL HEAD IN PARLIAMENT SQUARE
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# DEAR 4CHAN: HOSTING AND WIKILEAKS FUNDING WITHDRAWN BY B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# So that's why the boards have been so slow all week...

EDIT That's right, render my response completely nonsensical why don't you ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# :P
Still works though!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# QUALITY JOURNALISM LOCKED AWAY BEHIND MURDOCH'S EVIL PAYWALL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# You're Rob's Favourite.
He likes you best.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# I might do actually
he's one of the few I can see on the board today I know in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
#
All I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know
I ripped all your pictures off the wall
I loved you Rob, we could have been together
Think about it, you ruined it now
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I saw you once in Upper Street
And I know emvee so we're as good as....
2 people that live in London who know the same person.
Off the internet.
Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:03, archived)
# the Company I used to work for had offices in Upper Street
I've been there - so I've a tenuous link to this too :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# My shoes have the word "Upper(s)" written inside them so I consider you both as brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I saw him
recently in Russel Square gardens. And I know you and emvee off the internets. I'm practically Rob's dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Disagreeing with Nick.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# THE ANONYMOUS CALL A TRUCE,TO ORDER THEIR CRIMBO PRESENTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Free whoopee cushion inside!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)
# THE ANONYMOUS CALL A TRUCE,TO ORDER THEIR CRIMBO PRESENTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Pffft
www.b3ta.com/board/10279195
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# My other car's a porch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# THE ANONYMOUS CALL A TRUCE,TO ORDER THEIR CRIMBO PRESENTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# My internets is being attacked!!
/excuse#172
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# The Angry Newsletter That Doesn't Really Know What It's Angry About
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Broken wing mirror sparks revolution
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Camilla worried it was her turn.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Ouch!
officelol
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I used to be a schizophrenic with Alzheimer's, but we can't remember...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# RIP CAMILLA 4 EVA IN OWR HARTZ WIV DA ANGLZ NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# DRIVING A TRAM ACROSS RITA'S WERTHER'S ORIGINALS
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# LIU XIAOBO FINDS HIS BELL, LOSES PRIZE.
(Maels, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# YOU ALL SMELL
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# and they're all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Ought that not should be
their all gay?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# well, that goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Well, it's almost sexy bath time.
Then BEER time!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# i had sexy shower time last night
but beer time won't be till about 9 p.m.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Whitewash over royal affair
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I CAN MAKE WINKIES LEAK, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME GOING ON ABOUT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:53, archived)
# O RLY?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# ALL YOUR PROTESTS DIDN'T BRING LESLIE NIELSEN BACK
WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Read this newsletter or we'll ddos your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Haha, my education was free, you losers!
And I'm not even a Royal.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Charles touched by poor person, drops 3 places in line of succession.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# b3ta.com
leaking from every available orifice...
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# :D I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Accepting Paypal, Mastercard and Visa Payments since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# bloody students these days.
they'd have got more headlines protesting like this.


(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:31, archived)
# protesting that they've not enough money to buy clothes?
Yes. Valid point.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I think all students should protest naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Well, *those* ones can, anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Aaaaaaannnnndd todays winner of the "most pervy-old-man sounding post" goes to........
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# \o/
An award!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# ^this^
there's just no originality in kicking the fuck out of things
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# 34,006th
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:32, archived)
#


needs more shopping trolley
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# 'ere! i dids onz of thoz!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 17:54, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:20, archived)
# No you're not
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Heh :)
Strong work with the reflections.

Did Matazone ever contact you? He was after a Dutch animator to do some work with him - I suggested he get in touch with you...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:25, archived)
# sometimes he likes to ride in the back :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:26, archived)
#
hahahaha
excellent
(Zoidaroid, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Say, Henri-Paul
let's play safe and detour round by that book depository.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Leeeeaaaaakkkkk!
(daio, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Is it Hug a Spazmo hour or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Is it a new meme?
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Is this shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Not shopped
I meant to put that in the image header. It just happened this morning where I live in germany. They both got pissed on.
(daio, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Oh the irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:21, archived)
# That's some serious pressure behind the stream...
Also - generally speaking this board is for photoshopped images that you've made yourself. If you want to bring to attention something from the real world, stick it as a link on /links.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
#
as a link on /links up your wazoo
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Well pardon ME for being nice and fluffeh!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# You hum it, son - I'll play it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:30, archived)
#
excellent vectoring
(Zoidaroid, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# unshopped you say?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha, I love that so much
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Still leaking!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Cock Turban!
Fucking terrorists
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to get it out of my head...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:02, archived)
# arf!
And to hop on the b'wagon without pushing something off the bottom



If the ris is strong, google 1950 studebaker...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# How is this being posted here, not moved things down the board?
Anyway - Woo and don't forget to send it to the One Show...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:17, archived)
# he didn't say 'down to board'
he said 'off the bottom' - like a gay snooker player
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
# hey!
*does not putt from the rough*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:23, archived)
# I think the lady protesteth too much
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:26, archived)
# * Holds up sign saying "RIS"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Aaah, a bear in his natural habitat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMR5JVo21wQ (@1:30)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Red Leader, standing by!
Red Wikileaks

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Red Leaker?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Haha, but of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:31, archived)

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