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I so want to cdc that handbut I cannae be arsed captain
excellent!
(excellent!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:16,
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NO JESUS WAS A POM BEAR Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:44,
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hahahahaand now the Pain Men - Ed and David Miliband
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:10,
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Hahahahabloody students - nothing to protest against? Protest anyway.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:20,
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hahahahahahahahaSplendid, whoop, whoop!
cheese burger and some fuckng chicken nuggets!
(cheese burger and some fuckng chicken nuggets!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:22,
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How dare they not fulfil their every election promise when they have 8.8% of MPs!!*Pokes Camilla*
( Rico,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:46,
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WHAT'S YOUR TABLE CONTEXT MAN! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:06,
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ning peeps and peepettes
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:00,
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he needs to see a doctor about that. Talking of which,our receptionist just sent out this message to the whole company...
A large box of moisterising gel was delivered over the Christmas period. It didnt have a name on, only our address.
Its 500g in a purple and white box. Its for Itchy & inflamed skin. If you recognise it, come and collect.
That's discretion for you!
(A large box of moisterising gel was delivered over the Christmas period. It didnt have a name on, only our address.
Its 500g in a purple and white box. Its for Itchy & inflamed skin. If you recognise it, come and collect.
That's discretion for you!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:07,
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Cor!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:44,
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goodness!
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:45,
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ha ha haThat is fantastic :)
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:49,
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^What she said^ Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:54,
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^ What those girls said
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:17,
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Hahaha that is sillyand well done.
*clicks*
(*clicks*
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:59,
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Stunning, that is all......oh and the *click* of course!
:)
(:)
Ninj,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:05,
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HahahaThis is awesome, and first time I've seen a picture of Rob on the front page.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 10 Jan 2011, 19:17,
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brilliantbut... what the shitting christ is wrong with that hand?!... i have been looking at it for literally 10 min *shudders*
(,
Mon 10 Jan 2011, 21:15,
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Where's the picture?EDIT: Thanks Rob
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:46,
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Whoopie!In other news, I just found my stand up set is going to be on Paramount TV in April.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:48,
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Nine years!Thanks for the newsletter Rob
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:53,
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Pissholes it's Friday!and I've been bloody working hard today!!
Happy 10th!
(Happy 10th!
XLVII .uk,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:57,
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And now, for no reason at all, here's Theresa May with the face of an owl.
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:19,
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KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!Theresa May. Home Secretary. Because those are the two words Conservatives associate with women.
FACT.
(FACT.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:20,
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Hahahahahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:25,
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Andshe's a cunt
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:48,
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I dunno,she lacks warmth and depth.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:52,
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And why not
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:37,
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holy cow...!I guess it's an improvement, of sorts.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:37,
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Indeed!*disappears again*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:52,
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Oh God no!My missus is at 38 1/2 weeks now. Days to do.
*anxiousnesses*
EDIT Yes I was wondering when he was going to delete that lot.
baldmonkey - not a pillock by any stretch of the imagination. No sirree.
(*anxiousnesses*
EDIT Yes I was wondering when he was going to delete that lot.
baldmonkey - not a pillock by any stretch of the imagination. No sirree.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:06,
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Where's the citizen cane clap gif when you need it?
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:09,
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I think Gruntfuttock has the rights to that...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:10,
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hardly the rights, but here it is all the same :)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:59,
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And I even took the time to link this on his now-deleted post.(
Captain Howdy,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:10,
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Not 'arf.And on that bombshell - while I still can -
Bah. 2 pints. On call now until the critter arrives, ready for the dash to hospital.
(Bah. 2 pints. On call now until the critter arrives, ready for the dash to hospital.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:16,
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your Mrs is SO unreasonable!good luck over the weekend!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:18,
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Might be able to push it a bit tonight...The Phone Call will be made shortly...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:19,
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hot curry and a shagI seem to recall is the key
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:20,
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Yeah but what'll she do while that's going on?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:22,
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She can hold your beer.(congratz and all that)
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:25,
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hahahaha!This week's top answer!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:13,
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that's stressfulyou'll be joining the walking asleep soon then...
(,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:17,
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Best of luck with the new arrival, when it arrives, sir.
(
Captain Howdy,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:40,
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I imagine she's saying"ARRRGH I'VE SHIT A FUCKING BABY OUT OF MY CUNT"
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:18,
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It's what I'd say Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:22,
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You are Peter GabrielAICMFP.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:10,
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This is only my first step to infinity...and beyond.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:15,
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Ooh dear, that's going to take some explaining in the nunnery
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:16,
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Ha ha...they told her not to go into town on the weekends.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:29,
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Hahaha, the miracle of birth.in other news I think I have discovered the world's ugliest medical centre. www.urmc.rochester.edu/ortho/patient/specialties/sports-medicine-rehabilitation/providers-rehab.cfm
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:17,
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Hello Jenna...I may need some physical therapy.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:20,
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She has funny teeth but is probably the most attractive. Sarah Phillips and Adam Dalton look properly creepy.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:26,
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I have a funny teeth fetish. I saw lots of creeps in there.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:30,
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Ha ha...that's my wanking phrase for the day.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:32,
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Aaargh!the titties make this
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:44,
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hahacompo it.
I fucking hate that orange. My daughter loves it. IT IS SO SHIT!
(I fucking hate that orange. My daughter loves it. IT IS SO SHIT!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:12,
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Is that Annoying Orange? My son likes that thing too.And that Fred nob-end with the helium voice, may he burn forever.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:27,
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yes it isI don't know Fred Nob-end - hopefully things will stay that way
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:30,
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He's got a film coming out starring him and Pixie LottIf I was a violent man I would consider him eminently punchable.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:38,
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oh hang on yesI am slightly aware of this. *stuffs ears with cheese*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:45,
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I saw that annoying orange for the first time yesterday.Hopefully the last too.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:08,
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You is like well tallintid innitI love the city backstreets one down there:
VVVV
(VVVV
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:07,
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Gordon did not realise his hair transplantwas with a shar pei
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:59,
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Hahahahahahahaha...hahahahahahahahah!
Toppy shoppy
*click*
:D
(Toppy shoppy
*click*
:D
Ninj,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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f kin lhaha
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:02,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAeh? i didn't have a hair transplant, i found out it's receding the other day though :(
FIEND,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:06,
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hahahasuperacebananas!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:07,
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HE'S GONNA BLOW! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:13,
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Ha ha ha - That's brilliant(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:21,
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Hmm.I can only see about 4 year's work there.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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Nice way to break your duck!*clicks*
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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PS: Nice use of the white space
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:45,
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White Space Party?Yeah, that sounds like the Tories
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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*raves* Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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Hahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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Hahahaha!
(
Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:20,
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that's a nicely coiffured tree
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:45,
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well howdy doody there! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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Your virgin blood needs to be shown
(
The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:55,
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i made this a while back whenh they showed off their new logo.
seems a bit old now, like SPACE 1999.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:34,
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Ew!Wotcha Les
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:39,
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Awight at the back? bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:40,
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*removes chair leg from satchel*
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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well, that's disturbing Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:41,
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Im pretty sure Paulwould have a hairy chest. he's such a man, talking to Barry, in those sexy, dulcet tones.....
(
Glovington,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:46,
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maybe the moustache is to compensate for other lost hair then?
(
Glovington,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:49,
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Yes, they pop wax on each other and pull....to me, to you, to me to you!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:54,
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Y'know what I like about this?It doesn't have their faces on it. Woo!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:11,
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it's how i want to go. Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:30,
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Me too, as long as he's using a sporklift
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:34,
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Oh Gollythis made me do a LOL
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:58,
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:)I only just realised...in Dutch this is also called a forklift (vorkheftruck), but the forks are called spoons!
So Dutch forklifts were sporklifts all along.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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The Dutch*shakes head*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:03,
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Sporklift?It reminds me of One of Wallis's inventions
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASpkAakb4EU
(,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:20,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASpkAakb4EU
Why, don't mind if I do!However, if I fire up any programs then it means I am not leaving the house, and I promised I would today. Pretend instead this is a picture of a crepe pan...
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:27,
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is it a bone of contention? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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Bone collector?I'll trade you one skull for that tibia.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:20,
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don't be meanat least it's humerus
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:25,
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Happy Orthodox Christmas Day
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:24,
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We're All Going To Diewww.youtube.com/watch?v=pddKTZCsYHk
A song all about the end of the world, which is just over a year away. 100% FACT.
(,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:06,
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A song all about the end of the world, which is just over a year away. 100% FACT.
NEAR THE TOP.Big Jim Pickaxe is in this video. It's his as much as mine. He is lovely. Stop picking on him.
(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:15,
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I have a song about the links board, which is just 1 click away cue banjo....
THE LINKS BOARD IS FER LINKIN'
TO THE SHIT THAT Y'ALL FIND
WHETHER YOUTUBE, BREAK OR WIMP.COM
I REALLY CAN'T DECIDE
BUT BE CAREFUL WITH THAT STUFF YOU POST
COS YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOCK
AND NEITHER DO YOU WANT TO FEEL
THE WRATH THAT IS GLASS-COCK
OH LINKS BOARD, LINKS BOOAARRD!
THEY'RE NOT THERE TO CHAT
BUT THERE'S LOTS OF CATS DOING SILLY STUFF
AND A DOG WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
second stanza
edit: wasn't this done by a b3tan? www.coolestone.com/files/dd3a39a4c299dfdd.gif
(THE LINKS BOARD IS FER LINKIN'
TO THE SHIT THAT Y'ALL FIND
WHETHER YOUTUBE, BREAK OR WIMP.COM
I REALLY CAN'T DECIDE
BUT BE CAREFUL WITH THAT STUFF YOU POST
COS YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOCK
AND NEITHER DO YOU WANT TO FEEL
THE WRATH THAT IS GLASS-COCK
OH LINKS BOARD, LINKS BOOAARRD!
THEY'RE NOT THERE TO CHAT
BUT THERE'S LOTS OF CATS DOING SILLY STUFF
AND A DOG WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
second stanza
edit: wasn't this done by a b3tan? www.coolestone.com/files/dd3a39a4c299dfdd.gif
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:08,
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This is truly awesome.Don't tell Swindon or they'll run you out of town.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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they are already getting suspicious of my opposing thumbs Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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Quick!Try and sue the local KFC or something, that'll set you straight!
(I think that was in swindon..)
((I think that was in swindon..)
Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:22,
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oh god yeshe even got mauled by the rest of Swindon for that
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:22,
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It was funny.A friend of mine just got in the news for a bomb scare in Bath, he went to a fancy dress party and lost the bomb, which apparently he did a very good job on. We'll see how he gets away with that...
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:29,
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hahahaSomeone set us up the bomb
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:32,
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The police have it.Or the bomb squad. Both were called...
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:34,
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Woo!That's some mighty fancy rhyming there, Griff!
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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I'm channeling the ghost of Willie Nelson Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:21,
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yes we aresome of us sooner than others
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:10,
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I'm just going to put this up again.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:10,
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buy two for the home neutering kit.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:12,
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it's goodbut it's not a hen
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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Funny.You appear to be able to type, indicating that you can read.
Sadly, you appear not to have read the FAQ.
I can only conclude that, since one is given about a week before one's account opens, specifically in order that, and directed so, you can familiarize yourself with the site, you're an absolute fucking muppet.
Now begone with you, silly muppet, and don't come back until you're au fait with the rules.
Rules are very, VERY important.
VERY important.
(Sadly, you appear not to have read the FAQ.
I can only conclude that, since one is given about a week before one's account opens, specifically in order that, and directed so, you can familiarize yourself with the site, you're an absolute fucking muppet.
Now begone with you, silly muppet, and don't come back until you're au fait with the rules.
Rules are very, VERY important.
VERY important.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:10,
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sage wordsonion numbers
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:11,
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your disciplinary attitude makes me quiver Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:14,
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How convenient, asmy lacadaisical winsomeness fashions arrows.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:17,
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that is convenient Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:20,
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yesbut not of that
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:21,
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what am i, your monkey cross-dressing bitch? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:28,
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*crosses eyes* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:34,
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Kross will make you jump, jump.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:30,
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Sorry, my browser can't handle YouTube.Would you be able to convert this song to jpeg format?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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It amuses meThat B3tans eagerness to jump on anyone who dares post a link on the main board pushes peoples posts of their work even further down the board than the original post.
ho hoho
(ho hoho
shitkicker,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:14,
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It amuses methat lurkers' eagerness to moan about this contributes to exactly the same outcome.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:17,
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I'm going to moan about you moaning at someone who's moaning about us moaning.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:20,
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I can't be arse to read what's going onbut I got the gist and that's good enough for moan
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:25,
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There's always one.*moans further*
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:23,
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there's a difference between replies creating extra scrollingand a new post pushing somone elses work off the board entirely.
It's all about the finite number of threads and not about the length of each thread.
(It's all about the finite number of threads and not about the length of each thread.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:21,
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Isn't the issue the number of original threads, as opposed to the number of posts, of which only a certain limited number remain outside the archive?
EDIT: ah yes, much as this^ says.
(EDIT: ah yes, much as this^ says.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:23,
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It's quite grey and miserable outsideso when I went out for lunch and spotted a baglady rummaging in a skip I felt quite charitable and thought it only fair that I dragged her under the railway arch before jamming her back passage full of dead cats.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:17,
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it's your humanity that makes you stand out from the rest of us Waspy Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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What the everloving fuck?At least credit baldmonkey for it, you colossal twat.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:22,
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his profile has words on this subject it seems Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:23,
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Silly Mr Pickaxe.The world ended just the other week. 100% FACT
(
Chumps 👀,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:23,
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For almost seven years I havewitnessed varied levels of abuse directed at noobs for failure to abide by the FAQ. Maybe it's time we took a closer look at ourselves. Firstly, who reads the FAQ on a site unless they have a question? "Site use instructions" would put out a much clearer message. We don't have an image board, we have a message board, so why are we always upset when someone only posts a message? We have "Post a new message" not "Start a new thread" yet we are affronted when someone posts a new message and it starts a thread. If these anomalies were corrected maybe we wouldn't have so many people afraid to post. Let's take some responsibility here, we're not a government FFS.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:26,
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hang onI might have a song about this....
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:35,
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cue banjo...THE MOOD AND WILL AND WHIMSY
OF THE BOARD IS QUITE UNIQUE
IT CAN'T BE FATHOMED, BOSSED ABOUT
EXCEPT FOR ONCE A WEEK
THAT TIME IS ON A TUESDAY
WHEN THE NEW RECRUITS ARE IN
WE RIDE THEM ROUGH WE SHAKE THEM DOWN
AND THEN THEY ALL FIT RIGHT IN
NOO-BIE TUESDAY
THAT DAY THAT WE ALL HOPE
WILL BRING US MORE THAN CDCs
AND UNCROPPED SHITTY TOAP
(OF THE BOARD IS QUITE UNIQUE
IT CAN'T BE FATHOMED, BOSSED ABOUT
EXCEPT FOR ONCE A WEEK
THAT TIME IS ON A TUESDAY
WHEN THE NEW RECRUITS ARE IN
WE RIDE THEM ROUGH WE SHAKE THEM DOWN
AND THEN THEY ALL FIT RIGHT IN
NOO-BIE TUESDAY
THAT DAY THAT WE ALL HOPE
WILL BRING US MORE THAN CDCs
AND UNCROPPED SHITTY TOAP
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:44,
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*applauds*Nice one, noob
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:53,
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I think it's funny that you post a song by a b3tan on b3tathat is all
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:37,
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Inevitably....
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:06,
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it's bigger on the inside... oh - it is when it animates... right.. I'll just get my coat
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:14,
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I hope it's a magic coat Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:17,
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nope just a coatit doesn't even have buttons... the guy I killed to get it left a ha'f bottle of Thunder Cider in the pocket though
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:18,
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Didn't he even have it tied closed with string? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:50,
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TURDISStands for: Toilet Undercrackers Rectum Domestos Izal ...erm... Shitarse.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:16,
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muhahayes - he's also shat all over his shoes, hence the change in colour
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:17,
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Your little room has twin baths?* Kinky.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:18,
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... or Dr. Whois actually a vampire!!!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:19,
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there's mirror on the wall....
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:20,
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This is now in my head(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:23,
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indeedthat was also, but I felt the other one was more annoying
*skanks*
(*skanks*
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:37,
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I was thinking morewww.youtube.com/watch?v=iykbFFDd3ZU
EDIT: Fuck, bollocks, cunt, cock, arse-holes! (too slow)
(EDIT: Fuck, bollocks, cunt, cock, arse-holes! (too slow)
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:31,
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:DSaw a tribute band at our local venue a few years back and they were ruddy marvellous ...
the band themselves were touring here last year, didn't get to see them though :(
(the band themselves were touring here last year, didn't get to see them though :(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:32,
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I bet your pleased about that... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:44,
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double posting thread deleting fucker!*retypes* I've only just noticed that it is a large mirror. Perhaps this just creates the illusion of being bigger on the inside
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:20,
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Yeah sorry about that, b3ta takes so long to post and then two come at once? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:56,
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I think several of yours have posted twice Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:06,
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agh!Am I not your friend then?
:(
(:(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:23,
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Sorry to TJ, but Jesus! have you seen Gordon Ramsayi.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/07/article-1344936-0CA2371A000005DC-957_468x524.jpg
He's had surgery to look like a badly fitting halloween mask of an old Polish lady
(He's had surgery to look like a badly fitting halloween mask of an old Polish lady
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:36,
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saw a couple of pics on the front pages a couple of days agoI can't even see what improvements there have been. He just looks like he has a serious allergy to something (apart from financial management)
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:39,
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Makes me think of"Mrs Ramsay, an 82-year old grandmother, was attacked in her own home. Thieves made off with less than £10 in cash"
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:40,
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Christ!A bit like that picture of Alexander Rodchenko's mum.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:42,
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ahahahe looks like the michelin man. Maybe he's trying to get another star.
(,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:43,
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Matt Smith c. 2035 The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:54,
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Good Lord!Is that real? He looked better like this
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:57,
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apparantly it's from saline that was pumped into his headas he had hair folicles removed from his bollocks and implanted in his head.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:00,
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"I'm melting!""MELTIIIIIIIIIING!"
(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:55,
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haha you big silly!also www.b3ta.com/links/577882 made me do a wee
edit - nuts! you said the same thing to someone down there V, i think we have a special link
(edit - nuts! you said the same thing to someone down there V, i think we have a special link
sock more tea vicar?,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:53,
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hahayou ARE a big silly!
:D
(:D
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:03,
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Christ, has something crawled up your arse and died?
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:58,
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i fear for small rodents in you immediate area.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:10,
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I have a part time job with the council Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:15,
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"Against the Word"Print from copper engraving
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(,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:48,
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Among the things I miss from my college dayswas having 24 hour access to the print rooms, with 1930s presses and all the other musty inky gubbins...sigh
Woo to your "peeky-polar-bear"
(Woo to your "peeky-polar-bear"
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:59,
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Plexi-EngravingMade this cityscape around the same time while having access to the printing tools last term. I will also have the chance to go back in a few weeks.
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(,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:13,
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Nice!and my advice is make use of it while you can, you won't realise how much you miss it after you leave.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:16,
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^ definitelyI'd love to still be more hands-on
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:19,
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this is bloody awesome! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:04,
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Nice!Getting a bit of a Spy vs Spy vibe from the critter.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:06,
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yaya TURDIS
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:28,
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Is Doctor Poo in there?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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he's bigger on the inside...
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:30,
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