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Those beady eyes...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15066268

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)

if Ian Dury and Reggie Kray had a baby....thats what it would look like

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nocturne72, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)

Haha :D

Even more FUCKified. I am not going to sleep tonight.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:46, archived)

Too busy wanking, eh? ;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)

Not over this... wait... shit...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:25, archived)

Happy Birthday ??

I forgot to post this one this morning.

* There is a prize for the first one who gets it.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)

I've been back on B3ta for about 3 minutes...

...and already I've seen teh Quo and a reference to teh fear :D

I'm home.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)

Pull up another kitten

and shop a chair...

You will never leave again..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)

I know it sounds daft

But I rarely have the time to get on nowadays.

I need to get my proverbial b3ta house in order.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)

You should always allow some time for b3ta in every day.

I allow about 23 hours and I still can't keep up.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)

Bryan ferry quo

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)

Correct!

Without the quo bit.

You win a... a... 'Build you own, b3ta meme-bus'

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)

Needs More Beaver in a Viva

www.b3takit.co.uk/site/2011/05/07/beaver-in-a-viva/

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:54, archived)

that's a new one isn't it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)

rockin all over there brian ferry across the mersey?

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nocturne72, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:48, archived)

Mark is there as well.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)

Monster! Monster!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)

* waits for someone to change this to Teh Fear!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)

i think i actually made that once.....wonder where i left it?

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nocturne72, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:39, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)

*books for childrens party*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)

Pfft.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)

*cancels booking*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)

Next time, Gadget! NEXT TIME!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)

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Jesus!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)

Aces!!!

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Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)

;)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)

C U R I O S O

(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)

Just been looking at some pictures on the NASA website

And I'm beginning to think that the "moon landings were faked" crowd might have a point...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)

toasty, was this illustration one of yours?:

www.gothamcityimpostors.com/content/themes/default/images/navigation_bg_office_batman.png

Saw it on the Gotham City Impostors site, but wasn't sure

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

no, would be nice if it was inspired by my stuff but I doubt it.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)

ah - just reminded me of your style for a moment!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)

FFS that took me far too long!

Top work.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)

Fucking hell

that took far too long

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)

Yeah

I made the thing and my brain still skips over it without noticing the problem there.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

Hahaha! Very nice! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

i see a bad moon rising...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)

hahaha, classic

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)

....especially when none of the astronauts who went will swear on the bible

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

FUCK YES!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)

Brilliant. I love the way his legs drop at the end...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)

that's because

of the breeze....

(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)

Arf!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)

Hahaha...

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

hahahaha!

nobody post anything good for the next hour or so, i'm going for a lie down

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)

wonderful...

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)

nice

good stomping action

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Milkman Dan, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)

excellent!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)

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herman:D, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)

Hahahaha, yes!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)

Amazing

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)

Hahahahaha Subtle!

This less so....

(twattybanjo, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)

That's a good one.

*click*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)

hahahaha

"fake and gay"

/Youtube

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)

Hahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)

clever!

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Mousing, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)

Hehehehe

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

hahahah! Deceptively subtle!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)

that's no... oh

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)

haha - excellent

I was looking at tiny details for a while and then got a "d'oh!" moment.

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)

haha

nice

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Milkman Dan, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)

Woo

that's ace

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)

You're not wrong

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)

Ahaha

Yes, clearly the shadow on that moon in the sky doesn't match that of the moon on the ground. FAKE!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)

^ This.

Wait. What?

Great stuff.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

Hidden message on beeb news site

Keep them out of the shadows

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)

maybe his balls had just grow?

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)

I quite liked i's leading headline

Balls to Labour

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arrangedletters, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)

GO BALLS DEEP!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

NSFW

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)

good job you unlocked it for us......we'd have never known

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

hahaha, perfect

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)

AAAAAARGH!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

sure i may aswell

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)

Salt & vinegar Hula Hoops.... Oh dear.

Ed doesn't like salt & vinegar.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

he prefers ready salted, with its lovely red bag

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)

TRIPPING BALLS

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

Eeep!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)

it's nice to see uncle death taking time to put his feet up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)

you rule.

well done that *man!

EDIT: well this ended up in the wrong place... Sorry smash!

WO*

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arrangedletters, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

i kind of guessed that :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)

you still rule though

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arrangedletters, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

She got sloppy seconds.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)

yes i do.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

You missed a bit!

...by that I mean

FUCKING AAAAAAAACE!!!!

*Click*
:D

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)

XD...made me look.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)

crikey

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)

Awesome ;D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)

Thanks Mogu!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)

NICE... scraperboard or pen & ink ?

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)

pen & ink

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)

top work :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)

'Thanky' meant to be posted here.

I did the same thing as you! :D ... 'uckin' Mondays, man!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)

it's catching

bloody infectious week.

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arrangedletters, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)

I blummin' love uncle death

(men boles Benea, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)

Thanky.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)

Great!

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)

Great stuff

woo!

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Milkman Dan, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)

Ooooh, now this I like! Very nice detail :) *clicks hard*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)

Oooooh lovely. Looks like a woodcut.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)

amazing

love the detail

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)

quite simply,

wow...

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)

Very very very nice

* clicks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)

Very nice.

Goes perfectly with the death anxiety I've been increasingly plagued by lately.

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)

We have to face our fears and the inevitable.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)

Splendidness :)

These must take you days to do

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)

This took me about 18 hours...(thanks all) o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)

Top work, as always.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)

one of my fave films of all time

bit of the ultraviolence? yes please sir! nom nom nom

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s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)

I recognise one of those scenes!

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boris the spider, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)

I'm waiting him to get dizzy and fall off

but it doesn't seem to be happening any time soon :(

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boris the spider, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)

TATSU-MAAKI-SEMPU-KYAKU!

This was originally going to be a comic strip, but came down with a severe case of 'can't be arsed' syndrome.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)

sounds like sushi

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)

Was probably a bad batch. =_=

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)

pfff

could just do with some sushi now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)

Likewise, likewise.

I'm all set for a curry tonight, though.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)

bland food for me today

was out on the piss again last night, only got home an hour ago

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)

It's pretty much the same here.

I've had noodles from the Chinese place for tea two days straight. Might as well have something at home today.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)

just checked the fridge

half a cucumber, 6 eggs, bag of lettuce and a bottle of wine. think i'll stick to salad, the wine can fuck right off.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)

Haha :) not got any booze in at the moment.

This needs to be alleviated quite soon.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)

the lads took me out last night

even my skin smells like bacardi today :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)

I haven't been out in ages :(

Oh well, it's my birthday in a few weeks. I'll be out in town for sure :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

mine too!

having a party!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)

Aces :D only down side is, I'm in class the next day :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)

mine's on a saturday

which is nice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)

*RYU-RYU-RYU-RYU-RYU-RYU-RYU-RYU*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)

That would definitely strike fear into the heart of any villain.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_x1rRg7mM

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)

not sure i recognise it without the vhs tracking issues

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)

i find it highly overrated

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)

The book is much better

if only because it includes the final chapter, without which the rest of it doesn't make a whole lot of sense

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)

the book of any film is usually better

unless it was written after the film was made

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)

I read Deep Throat

. . . it was shit.
WAKKA WAKKA!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)

was it not a pop-up book?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)

No, it was a 1,276 page novella . . .

it was a 1276 page novella . . . or sumamt

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)

pfff

i was going for the penis/pop up gag

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)

Were you . . . were you really . . .

yeah! I goddit! C]:0D
you loooooon!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)

yep - book hasn't dated at all and is still brilliant

the film's dated pretty horribly.

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)

Chopper Ed

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)

If only.

But, of course, it's society's fault, and thus everyone in society is responsible for the behaviour of every individual. In some African traditions it is said that it takes a whole village to raise a child and we should abide by that because the children are our future and we don't inherit the planet but borrow it from them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)

Hahahaha

...but seriously, folks...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)

yes.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)

if the children are our future, we're fucked

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)

luckily by the time it's the future they will be adults.

and a lot of hyper violent reality based sportscasts.

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arrangedletters, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)

and i'll be suffering from senile dementia and will no longer give a shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)

The inner hoodie

I like this.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)

Wildlife Arse

Hello mothers. Just doing my bit for the environment. Click for big.

(Ming, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)

This is likely to be the most peculiar thing I see today.

Congratulations.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)

Well that's quite...ummm...unique

Loving the tea supping clergyman though

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)

"3-4cm should be sufficient"

*Bokes*

Otherwise, this is ace!

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)

Hahahahaha! I love this.

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)

Hahaha, splendid!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)

what the deuce!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)

eyejazz

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

Brilliant work!

I'm never wiping again!
what do I mean . . . again!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)

Impressive lurkage, and impressive work!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)

5 years of hard and solid lurking have finally paid off.

(Ming, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)

Thanks guys.

(Ming, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)

this er um

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)

truly bumderful

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mutated monty, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)

well now, there's a thing!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)

hahahha!

that is incredible.
did you draw it all from scratch?!

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Mousing, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)

This is quite brilliant

You should maybe send it to Viz

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)

This!

This is exactly what it reminded me of. It's excellent! Send it in and get some uk pounds!

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dogbomb, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:18, archived)

Was going to say the same thing

Its got viz all over it, or Flora in this case :)

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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)

This is wonderful

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)

This needs FPing. POST HASTE!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)

astonishing!

woo

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Milkman Dan, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)

Dan!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)

Hello!

How the devil are you?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)

Braw! ta

bit bereft of gigs . . .

You getting out much?
*hopes*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)

All the time all over the place

which is just as well as I remain unemployable in any other regard

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Milkman Dan, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)

WheeeeHoooo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)

Splendid.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)

Superbly done!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)

^ Shopped only please

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)

Yes yes and yes, in that order.

endemic arachnids FTW

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)

hahaha...this deserves an oscar :D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)

I clicked 'I like it'

quite unique

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)

tl;dr...but....wow...o.k.....

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)

*drops monocle*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)

Wow.

(Cruising Capacity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)

Good Lord!

- post more.

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)

what unadulteratedly brilliant hatstand

top woo that man :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)

i'm not sure what kind of thing i am witness to here

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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)

click

but you're a bloody madman

(Duff Myver, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)

Hahahah:D

clickclick

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herman:D, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)

That...

had me laughing like a loon for nearly 47 seconds in total, which is unusual as i tend to normally laugh for about 8 seconds

(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)

I just nearly laughed my cock off.

I was almost pleased, it would have made room for a glorious hydrangea.

(HoonOfGeoffness, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)

You sir

Have obviously got far too much time on your hands!!!!

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discobunnywalker, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:06, archived)

Thanks for kind words, all.

Glad it proved chucklesome. See you all in 2016.

(Ming, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)

That,

is 8 shades of brilliant.

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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)

I laughed my nature reserve off!

You have earned a thousand hummus points to spend as you wish!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)

Brilliant work sir...reminds me of the mentalness of Shintaro Kago.

(loci, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:19, archived)

Impressive Lurking

Impressive picture, impressive results!

*CLICK!*

(Chuckman, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 1:30, archived)

fer fer fer

really rather good

(fer fer fer fer fer fer, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)

Most impressive

I suppose you'd call them "Bot-Plants"

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)

most

spectacularse

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)

Joy!

*glees*

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blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)

Utterly brilliant

make sure it's well-tagged, as it is no doubt going to go around the internet for years and years.

PS it really is very good indeed. Top drawer!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

Like Viz humour from back when Viz was funny.

Smashing.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)

brilliant stuff

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mongychops, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)

Oh my!

That is quite special!

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 19:43, archived)

Top hole!

And deserves money, make sure you sell it.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)

Who would buy such a thing?

Would you like to buy it? 50p, ONO.

(Ming, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:07, archived)

buggerfucktwat that is funny

click

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sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)

Love the choice of fonts in this

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)

Click for +400 more thingies.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)

cute rabbit. :3

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)

He's called Mr Floppity.

I wouldn't let him hear you call him 'cute' though. He knows bunny-fu (apparently this is very dangerous, but I have yet to see him prove this).

He's also fictional, but I've spent far too long writing comics with him in for him to feel truly fictional.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)

*whispers*

run!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)

pfft :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)

Matazone draws lots of cute animals

you should check him out

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)

You should check out the pictures I draw too

*badum tish*

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)

haha

but seriously, run!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)

I'm mildly intrigued by a manga version of my characters,

but since I'm a character in my own strip it could end messily.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)

do you look like your character?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)

Apart from the head size:body ratio

yep, pretty much spot on.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)

seeing must be difficult!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)

Damn right.

Having lines instead of eyes is very difficult. I have to wear really big sunglasses when I go out otherwise people stare.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)

That's a cat you fool!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)

This is lovely

and needs more woos

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Milkman Dan, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)

I did something similar when I was sketching

and spent a few seconds looking for the 'undo button' before my brain substituted the correct word - 'eraser'.

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)

On The Buseys

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

Yours wins on breast count alone :)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)

Hehehe

Nicely M'Lud :D

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e8VaZiANFw

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)

phwoar!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)

Happy Candles!

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)

Crikey Ninj... is it the gayshift already?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)

hahahaah

FREEBLAKE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)

I OYTE YEW BUTLARGH!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)

Hahahahahaha!!

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)

Oh hell yeah

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)

still makes me laugh

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arrangedletters, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)

This took way too long....

As will the hopeful outcome of these "tragedie "

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)

it took me way too long to wait for the punchline

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)

It's tricky to get speeds right on an animated gif with writing,

If I please the IE crowd, I upset the firefox crowd. and if the google chrome crowd can read it, the safari crowd can just fuck right off....

Basicly what i'm saying is, the joke sucked and so does your browser.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)

~~browser~~ mum

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)

haha!

tell us more about your mate Dave

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)

still surprises me that they were all 27

because they looked about 40 with all the drugs they'd shovelled

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)

ah, the 27 club

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)

but you are labelling them in the same caliber of musical talent? lol

Id say Jedward have done pretty well for themselves (£££) being untalented twats and all

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FIEND, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)

They've done pretty well for SyCo.

For themselves ... not so much, I'd wager.

This does not detract from the necessity for them to eradicated beyond human history.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)

Pretty sure I read they were both millionaires already

so not too bad

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

Oh yes, I'll accept that.

I don't think they'll be any better off in 20 years time than most people, though, but perhaps with some more interesting memories.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)

many times over

but get £20 a week each pocket money

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)

They go through that in haribo every 5 minutes.

Watching them on Big brother though, I did get the feeling that John bosses Edward about, when Edward was on his own, he would sit and chat to the others and even looked like he was THINKING for himself, Then John would wander over, hit him and get him to act like a twat.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)

perhaps John is the thick one

I got the feeling they were more than just brothers, if you knowaddahmean? *winks*

*spews*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)

John to me bullied Edward...

Hit him, pushed him, insisted that they do "wacky" things, and was always the one moaning that they where "jedward" not John and Edward...

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)

Oh i'm not putting them in the same league as these people...

Although I may put them on the same intelligence level as Kurt Kobain who shot himself because he couldn't understand why people thought he was so good.... (Boo hoo, I get treated as a musical god so i'm just gonna bite the end of this shotgun).... We can only hope that one day Jedward wake up and do us all the same favour.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)

TL;DR

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)

Total liability; declared racist?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)

The Lake; diving rocks!

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FIEND, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)

Trunkated linguinis; drowned riviera.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)

Tim love; dont rush o_O

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FIEND, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

They're not dead, they're all living on Lucan Island with this lot.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)

Must say I can't remember this one very well...

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)

He's checking his list twice... pray you're not on it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)

who says amputees can kick arse?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)

only 89 days to go .....

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)

you mean he's not wearing santa pants?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)

no toys for the nazi boys

nicely

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)

Hello Maria...Ehh? D: (JollyJack(modification by me)Rabbit Maria)

Somehow she is full of anger.....D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)

who's she saying stop to? you for drawing the pictures?

or is it the voice of JJ being channelled through her?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)

Maria is not me. :D

It is her intention.
So this is not my intention.:D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)

But i thought maria fancies JJ, and wants to make sweet, sweet, undead necro furry love to him?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)

She seems to regret it. lol

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)

Who doesn't?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)

Maria is certainly present!

Maria: I'm here!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)

split personality stalker, it gets better!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)

NO!! DX

Maria is certainly present!
Believe me!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)

so you're actually two people posting these?

I'm very confused

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)

Maybe. :O

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)

so one of you does the watercolour part

and the other does the thicker black line cartoons?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)

Yeah

Black line is true Maria. Maybe. D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)

oookaaay

*backs away slowly*

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)

Please don't go away!! :O

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)

so who is she telling to stop?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)

She seems to me to say. D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)

so your picture is telling you to stop drawing pictures?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)

Yes. she does.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)

Obviously stop snogging up JJ

Tsk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)

She has such an intention. Was different before! D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)

I'm sure Jack is hiding in the bunker right now

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)

*crosses out 'hiding' but doesnt know how to, and replaces it with*

bound and gagged

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)

In the body of your message, rather than the title

use <s> and </s> to strikethrough part of a message:

~~hiding~~bound and gagged

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)

thanks, but ill never remember it

and i cant be arsed writing it down

Its not that important.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)

it's called strikethrough

so the tag is an s. same as underline is u and italic is i and bold is b.

geeks have no imagination. i'd have made strikethrough b, underline s, italic u and bold i.

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boris the spider, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)

Aren't

<b> and <i> being deprecated in favour of <strong> and <em>?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)

Yes

Feel free to use those instead. At that point I have no idea what strikethrough will be because the amount I know about modern HTML can be written on the back of a tiny person's hand.

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boris the spider, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)

Pfffff XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)

cutting himself

and rocking slowly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)

It is a dexterous. D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)

Bunny bum!

A zombie bunny bum, at that.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)

The best kind of bunny bum?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)

nope!

4.bp.blogspot.com/_Vi9I1mrPbJk/TIjx8_ymoXI/AAAAAAAAA7Q/hcjdUkjIrjo/s1600/hefnerfrotn_373810s.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)

You are a legend. O_O

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)

Yes. She has nice bum. :D

Maria: Please don't see it! DX

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)

Haha, it's too late now >:3

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)

"ooh -er matron" !

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)

is she penetrating JJ's behind with a huge strap on?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)

I think JJ is sitting on a large pink butt-plug

look underneath his arse. You can see it.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)

what would you say if i told you i have 2 tickets to go see jollyjack?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)

Please give me! :D

However, The U.K. is the far-off distance from here.
:(

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)

Ask him if he can send you part of him

like his fingernail or his ear

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)

No thanks!!

That's disgusting! XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)

Who the fuck is Rabbit Maria?

Is it one of JollyJack's furry fantasies?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)

He does not seem willing. D:

Hmmm.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)

This is quite awesome

It's like a case study of why you shouldn't draw furry porn and put it on the internet

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)

Karma in action

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)

But, Out of control myself!! DX

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)

Yeah, I kind of get that

but hopefully you'll have made JJ think twice in future

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)

haha

it's like the "and put it on the internet" is an important part of that statement. unless i'm really weird because i don't draw furry porn.

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boris the spider, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)

Hi JJ

I am loving your new style...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

Thank you n_n

Maria: No thank you -_-

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)

I'm hugely confused, Ted.

Ted.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)

^This

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TheOther, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)

This Jolly Jack is a picture,

The real Jolly Jack is faaaar away.

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)

Maria: But, In fact, She can draw real JollyJack.

Cus She loves shota -_-

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)

o__o - i call you Mogu.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)

Hi! :)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)

(siamese bat, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)

Being trapped in a ravine turns you into an Islamic extremist? Who knew?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)

Two hooks and a bad eye.

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)

Islamic fundamentalism is totally the right thing to follow

chop off my hands and poke out my eye if I'm wrong...

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)

if you don't mind, i'm gonna dump this here as it sort of a pea, slightly, ish

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)

mime surgeon?

prison operation?
Wobbly bloke vector bypass?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)

yes!

edit - i like the idea of a mime surgeon (apart from mimes being annoying and crap)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)

i love that stock photo though!

Cant believe the woman is awake, wearing makeup, and cheerfully posing just before getting knocked out and having her guts turned upside down!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)

I was making jokes with the doctor

and then chatting with the nurse about her upcoming holiday to Devon just before being knocked out for emergency surgery that turned my guts upside down. It does happen.

(The doctor didn't seem to appreciate the jokes, the humourless dick. Though he did help save my life so I'm not complaining too much.)

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boris the spider, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)

not forgetting having gauze and operating tools left inside her

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)

Hahaha!

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R.Soul hmmm, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)

did you see

where some other pratt was so 'inspired' by that film that he went and got lost for 4 days in the same canyon?
here

(thanatos, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)

he was too much of a bitch to cut off a limb though, eh?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)

The missus put that film on the other day

We watched the start, then switched it off

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

I'm not sorry at all

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R.Soul hmmm, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)

oh you..............*

*expletives! you don't want to know what it rhymes with!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)

Does it rhyme with punt, duck or tanker?

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R.Soul hmmm, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)

actually, it was kind of two of them

but one was an adverb, the other rhymed with punt ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)

AYYYLLLLLLL

I used to love that programme

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

Also, a repost for the image challenge

Well, it kind of fits the brief...

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R.Soul hmmm, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

ha ha!

nicely!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)

hahahaha

only needs the first frame *click*

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FIEND, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)

yes, Yes! YES!

Brilliant, how have I never taken a screenshot of this before?! Maximum respect and many clicks*

*I could only be arsed to click 5 times. Be grateful.

(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Mon 26 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)

D'oooof!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)

I am still impressed with the size of her tag-nut!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)

She definitely has big balls.

The things in her hair... I don't know what they're for.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)

RIS RIS RIS RIS

but nice taggage

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)

Google "Married with Children"

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)

It's Jay Leno's face on Peg Bundy...

...saved as a JayPeg.

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R.Soul hmmm, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)

Haha oh my, that hurt =)))

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)

Was going to post this first thing, but my little girl arrived first at 8.30!

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Q4nobody, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)

YAY!

Congrats Q!

Does little q have a name yet, and did she enjoy that pie?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

It must have been a good one,

no crumbs left or anything. I'd guess at a cheese and onion, best pie for when you haven't grown teeth yet.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)

Pukka chicken and mushroom, or perhaps balti chicken

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)

ah piss!

i was thinking cherry bakewell

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)

haha!

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

Hahaha, she's called Darcy and I did wonder what that pie dish was for?

;)

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Q4nobody, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)

Huge *Click*!!

Congrats Q!!

:D:D:D

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

cheers sir

over the moon!

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Q4nobody, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

aaaw bless......many congrats :D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

Woooo, hand out the cigars then !

congrats

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)

Hearty congratulations!

That's not an empty pie tin behind her is it? That would be a healthy appetite for her age... ;)

edit: ah, serious delayed mindpiss.

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)

WAIL AA POYB

Also: congrats

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:34, archived)

congrats man!

your first?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

Cheers

No number 3!

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Q4nobody, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)

Jah, vunderful!

I also envy that she's got more hair than I do...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)

FIRE!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)

7 years!

has this always been your username?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)

7 years...scary.

And yep, always that username...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)

Aww :) congratulations Q! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)

Woo!

Congrats, Ahh bless =]

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Frogbeat, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)

hooray

congrats! :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

CONGRACHAMALATIONS!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)

Is it a star trek alien? It appears to have a lumpy forehead.

Also, was its first meal a mince pie? I notice the empty tray is behind her...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

pssst.....

i don't believe your allowed to say anything other than nice things about somebody's child
at least, not when they can hear you

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)

Im sick of seeing androgynous pink blobs on my mates facebook pictures, so my 'AWWWWWW' chip for babies hasnt been installed yet.

Plus, im bitter that everyone is spawning and completing the goal of humankind, while im in my early 30s, alone and living the life of a teenager.

Sorry - i mean AWWW, SHES SO ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!XXX

Congrats though - im not usually this cunty - at least not to people i know anyway...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)

kids? to complete the goal of humankind?

but, you don't need children to rape and plunder those worse off than ourselves?
anyway, i'm two for three on your list. i'd put a pic up, but i don't want him to become the next freebase (which my little one loves btw)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)

I agree with this. Except I'm not even old enough to be bitter about it.

I just think all babies are ugly, noisy and smelly and people who think theirs are interesting to anyone but their immediate family are deluded.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)

Indeed! Nice to know im not the only one.

Dont worry though - im not going to start a crusade against them like i did with cats!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)

It does look like a Klingon

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)

haha congrats on tiny pie-eater!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

Hooray! :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

so which one of the parents is Klingon?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)

CONGRATS TO YOU AND LADY Q4!

aww what a lovely pie it is ;)

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FIEND, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)

definitely a yoda not a churchill

:P

congrats :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)

splendid, i admire your commitment

i was off b3ts for over a week when mine arrived.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)

you make it sound like you got it delivered from amazon or something :-P

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)

give it time

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)

by arrived i mean pushed out of mrs thors lady bits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:10, archived)

Along with a lighting bolt?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)

pushing out the hammer was the hardest part

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)

Congrats Q4!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)

ta Steve

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Q4nobody, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

i like the way she's already had a pie.

what filling was it?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)

Hearty congratulations Sir!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)

Yayy, congratulations!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)

Congrats!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)

Hooray!!!!!

Congratulations!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)

Congratulations :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)

congrats! :D

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)

Damn breeders...congratz and all that! o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)

Congrats Q

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)

Hello.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)

Quack???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)

You too?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)

hahaha

one didn't even close the door!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)

Sadly that one was for Carol McMunter

who didn't make it. She sharted enroute.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)

in her tights?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)

Sharted....

What a fantastically graphic word

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)

It is a large part of my comedy set.

Next one is on Friday in Gt Yarmouth which is being fillumed :)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)

Video, or it is not true!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)

heheh...

on a par with that their usual output, then.

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

showoff

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)

Lovely.

They've got much better moves that those stupid grey ones.

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)

racist

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)

bloody immigrants

;)

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)

greycist

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)

needs more tits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)

Yey!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)

You missed something.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)

tsk, tsk, two minutes longer than my estimate

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)

Well, I was part way through my dinner

;)

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)

haha...

I thought you'd added squirrel-cleft too until I re-checked the original.
*feels very wrong*

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)

i feel vindicated now.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)

Yiff yiff yiff.

Have a pearoast from last night.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)

now where's my pan

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)

I nearly pulled her once.

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)

this needs more comments!

i'm giving it a click too

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)

Can you tell who it is yet?

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)

It's the fecking queen!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)

FECKtoria?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)

Queen Elizafeck II

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)

Her MajestARSE!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)

ROLFBISCUITS!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)

Send Her FECKtoriARSE

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enceladus, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)

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