Ahh, b3ta's dead... 4eva in r heartzour subscription cash...4 eva in rob's swiss bank acct. cunt shed
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:19,
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*grabs duct tape*Lets fix this mutha!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:43,
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yupYou never kissed a rabbit between the ears?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:23,
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extra large condoms
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:24,
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PLEASE GIVE MONEY TO SUPPORT b3ta...especially those without icons...*cough* *cough*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:38,
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hahahahahahahaha
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:46,
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I only get it out on special occasions Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:58,
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good thinking, probably doubled their value Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:12,
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We don't want your 'Monopoly' money...get back in the cupboard with your cousin.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:17,
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Such a bully......The only thing I'm in the cupboard with is your stash that you thought you'd lost!
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:21,
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Ponder this: Maybe I put it out for you to take, so I could steal money out of your sock.Enjoy that Oregano. ;D
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:24,
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Certainly not your piss...you sick...sick man.My Scotch is under lock and key.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:30,
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It turned that colour because of all the fucking oregano I've been smoking!
O.K., all those OTHERS..........................................umjusssayin'
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:15,
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If we're all getting them out to show each other, which would you like me to display?
My favorite was alien head.....But it was when I wasn't allowed a bank account so couldn't pay for one :-(
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:37,
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We must 'Ignore' everyone without an icon!YES!!!
.
.
.no wait...that won't work...
(.
.
.no wait...that won't work...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:21,
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Too brown
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:13,
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It's a jobby knoby Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:21,
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Penniless and dead! Fuck
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:27,
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Don't knock yourself.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 21:50,
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AAAAIIIIEEEE!!on multiple levels
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:33,
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hahahbloody fantastic!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:55,
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Nobody expects the DODD. That's a bit too realistic.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:57,
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sweetfuckin jesus on a trampoline, thats ace
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Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:58,
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The face is scary enough.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:27,
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Diddy go mental? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:15,
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stumpy fingers, stumpy legs
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:07,
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that's a good height
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:11,
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While you're down there... FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:43,
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*picks up contact lens*Here you are me old mucker
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:28,
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who likes short shorts? oh.dropping this nwot here - rob manuel, internet ginger ninja bunny punch
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:19,
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Had a fucking rotten day. Breakcore polar bears make it better.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:23,
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Cheer up Mr Foxy, have some yiffery ;)
hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:29,
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Yay! :D
This one could be jungle, or drum n bass.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:36,
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Well knee highs could be used as stockings.....I just you tubed King of the hill so I could learn to play it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfWJNNOsYw
Saw one comment which made me smile...
Which show do you lot like the best
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Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:34,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfWJNNOsYw
Saw one comment which made me smile...
Which show do you lot like the best
WHOAH DUDE, HOW DID YOU MAKE HER THUMBS LOOK LIKE THATIT'S CREEPING ME RIGHT THE FUCK OUT!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 1:31,
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I finally got around to watching that at the weekend. Good film.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:59,
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I liked it too. It started a bit slowly, but the wait for the Hulk is well worth it.
The climax is great too.
(The climax is great too.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:46,
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From what I can be bothered to work out..."The Right Honourable Andrew Mitchell MP" is an anagram of:
"Policeman be twat", Droll mirth hung here.
Can you do better?
("Policeman be twat", Droll mirth hung here.
Can you do better?
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:05,
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Andrew Mitchell MPCalled Him Twerp mn (short version of mnnnnggh)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:16,
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I don't think anyone'll do better than the 'Kate Middleton' onein a long time...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 17:02,
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PUNY PLEB Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:57,
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HahaHe apparently actually called them 'plebs'
How much more Tory can you get
(How much more Tory can you get
Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:20,
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Woo!Some great stuff on the board today
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:45,
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Hahahahahaha SCIENCE!"be released" is two separate words, you spazmo.
I quite like that he used "pleb" - it's wonderfully descriptive of how his mentality has developed due to his upbringing, and completely indicative of how he thinks.
(I quite like that he used "pleb" - it's wonderfully descriptive of how his mentality has developed due to his upbringing, and completely indicative of how he thinks.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:31,
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Thanks, Prooff-Readng Man!Now the city can sleep safely.
*edits*
(*edits*
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:36,
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"edit's" Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:41,
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hahaha...
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:36,
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ha haI already use "Limmy" but I'm now going to adopt "Quat" as a swear!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:37,
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dumb quat
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:41,
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Lumpen* quat...*one of my fave words.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:42,
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potty mouth
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:45,
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Hahahaha Twerzing Brilliant!FP this now
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:38,
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hahahaI didn't know the waiter bloke from Fawlty Towers was a scientist too !
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:21,
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This is superb and should be emailed to the Government and Met Police immediately.
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addickted has attained freedom,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 7:40,
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And now we go live to our cameras in Antwerp:(
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:32,
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Lord Snooty has captured Barneyalien Babar approves
( Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:38,
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Any other forms of transport are passéMy elephant flying saucer chauffeur is called Alf
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:55,
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in an alternate reality this happened/ac :D
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:56,
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There's no 'alternate' about it.This was last Saturday, honest.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:12,
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Those punks are solemnly ignoring Sir Madhat's saluteFucking pricks deserve the desintegration beam that Elephonaut is about to unleash upon them
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:28,
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Those tarts need pricking or they will get soggy bottoms...
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:44,
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Or Hot Cross ones...
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:49,
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Good for Chucking! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:57,
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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?Six months for animal cruelty.
Also a hot, cross bunny.
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:04,
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Also a hot, cross bunny.
Is it mammalism that it's fine to pour boiling water down an anthole but not a rabbit hole?
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boris the spider,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:46,
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Excellentness(I previously never got his allure but suddenly in this series: would)
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:51,
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now do Captain Chaos!... prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:54,
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Hahahaaaaaa!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvHTeNThAo0
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:09,
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This gives me the hornLovely stuff
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:59,
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haha good!Everyone needs a monday morning horn.
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:09,
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WildylesGiving it a firm base since 1892
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:52,
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:) and a buttery biscuit base at that. Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:13,
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Good morning, plebs!(
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:23,
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I came here via twitter to remark upon its goodness.
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:39,
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I'd forgotten I hadn't finished my comment bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:45,
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Me Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:32,
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why wasn't he arrested? if it was your average joe bloggs calling the police a knobber we'd be arrested
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:41,
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Exactly.Or what if the coppers had sworn at him? Good piece on it here goo.gl/bx6YA
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Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:37,
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why wasn't he arrested?!?I think you know.
(Hint: he's better than you.)
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:51,
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(Hint: he's better than you.)
I've met him.Photographs simply don't do justice to his oily, unpleasant aura of cocknobbery... and to think I was only inches away with a live blade, too.
He has his own photographer following him around: He's like a tubby ginger version of Matt Lucas' Dafydd character. Mitchell checks all the photos instantly, usually cutting people off in mid-sentence to do so.
Brrr. Horridable.
(He has his own photographer following him around: He's like a tubby ginger version of Matt Lucas' Dafydd character. Mitchell checks all the photos instantly, usually cutting people off in mid-sentence to do so.
Brrr. Horridable.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:50,
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What a tool that man isI think shitting diamonds would be an appropriate punishment rather than a reward...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:54,
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haha brilliant. What an oily little prick*oils little prick*
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:29,
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Flipping brill!At least we know what Matthew Perry is up to now.
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:30,
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Comes with free road-laws-waiver, acceptable at traffic lights, and on all pavements.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:32,
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Thrashers tongue lasher ftw:D
( hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:35,
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Camel-rimming whore!Excellent work
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:41,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Haunted House"){kind=small}
Might as well drop this one in here.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:54,
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ha ha!!Very good!!!
You fucking pleb!
(You fucking pleb!
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 0:48,
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Blimey!I'm spreading, like a dose of the smurns.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:17,
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This is better than the ones Viz does.10 points!
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:13,
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That's a fine one sirTips cap in awe
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:53,
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The bicycle horn for the perfectionist
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:58,
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I'll take two. One for the back as well.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:51,
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even his dog is a cunt
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:33,
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The Fugly Duckling and the Moose Goose.(
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:09,
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haha crackin arts :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:15,
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Masterful!Poor fugly...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:55,
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I like the beautiful butterfly.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:55,
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Some joke about Goose, Loose, Moose and Juicewhich results in 3 full stops.
...
(...
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:07,
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Masterful.Truly the pen is mightier than the sword.
/gets stabbed.
(/gets stabbed.
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:56,
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cor! just in time for Christmas.biros come in lots of colours now eh?
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:07,
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They have done for many many years my dear Bloop. But this is coloured using a computermaphone.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:21,
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As lovely as ever, Nobby.Well, the ducking isn't, but you know what I mean.
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:18,
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I got money off them, but I've spunked it all already
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:55,
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Tustworthy?According to The BBC's Watchdog programme the buggers have been taking money out of some people's bank accounts that have never even heard of Wonga.
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:57,
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that's no cakewalk Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:43,
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HA!Those cheese on toast slippers never did catch on
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:43,
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I thought I'd turned off all the spy cameras in my kitchen.
(
new_matt,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:50,
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haha, makes me whistle the Spanish Fly themeThat poor girl from the ring has let herself go!
( Q4nobody,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:49,
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This is making my day more joyousOur server got fried up last wednesday and since then we have barely a thing to do at work.
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:56,
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This is what a Mitt Romney presidency would look like.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:44,
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Hahaha that made me snort tea out of my nose.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:42,
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hahahah"It's a little bit fun-neh"
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:52,
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Good a place as any to post this.
Don't actually know if he is still going, or if its even slightly still rememberable...
quick & dirty
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:12,
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he appeared on 'the big fat quiz of the 90's' last nightnow he has a goatee, and looks a twat. well, more twat.
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:28,
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What bothers me about this gifIs that don't think she has finished eating one mouthful before she starts another.
Its too much gloopy stuff for one person to take! Goddamit.
(Its too much gloopy stuff for one person to take! Goddamit.
Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:38,
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rabble rabble rabble
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 7:08,
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hahahahahahaahahahahait's GRIM this morning
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 8:05,
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Uh Oh, Pedro!Seems your Ex has been drinkin' again...and she does NOT look happy!
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:42,
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She's got the worst kind of drinking problem.She leaves the cap on.
( mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 2:11,
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I liked the one with the squirrel(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 6:53,
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Needs more lozenges...
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:56,
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It's pretty easy to understand. Buffalos. Lockets. Buffalos. Lockets. Buffalos. Lockets. It helps if you repeat that several hundred times.
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:15,
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this goes well with 'The Distance' by Cake PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:52,
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LOCKETS Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:28,
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that little guy down on the right looks like he's really strainingWOO!
ALSO: hello new old person, pull up a... well u know
(ALSO: hello new old person, pull up a... well u know
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:42,
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GET A LOCKET IN YOUR SOCKET Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 6:48,
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This is wonderful
(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:01,
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I hope that was something that wasn't alive
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 22:45,
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it's a terrified and disorientated red squirrelthat appears to survive (in as much as it is still running around after the several storey fall). Full thing on Links
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 22:49,
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but then got run over by a truck.rip in ur h8rtz 4eva supasquirrel :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:00,
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I see i've been a bit humourless of late, but I don't find any humour in things like that
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:13,
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_.-"""-,
.' ..::. `\
/ .::' `'` /
/ .::' .--.=;
| ::' / C ..\
| :: | \ _.) --- prick forgot his chute. LOL!
\ ':| / \
'-, \./ \)\)
`-| );/
'--'-'
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:15,
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Squirrels fall out of trees all the time.You don't go making disapproving comments at trees do you? Do you?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:32,
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Hmmm, can I get a job berating trees? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:41,
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wanted: city centre alcoholicapply in person at second park bench
(,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:43,
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I'm nowhere near a city. {:-((((( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:48,
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you'll have to do it on a self employed basis then"Self-employed people are responsible for paying their own National Insurance contributions and Tax."
(,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:56,
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If there's no trees available, go for those tree-like things they stick flags onYou can be a professional mastberator.
(
Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:59,
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oh, fuckthat was terrible... :)
also, did you enter and/or win anything on that green man competition?
i did, and, didn't :(
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:06,
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also, did you enter and/or win anything on that green man competition?
i did, and, didn't :(
So do I mofaha, so do I.We need to do more to get the rights of rats recognised in this age of rodent oppression!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:49,
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Rat's at least have character human's can identify withI stared at one in my garden for a while a few days ago, the creepy bastard
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:53,
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the fuck? "character human's (sic) can identify with"?do you enjoy rummaging about in other people's shit? because no-one i know does.
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:07,
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This guy was big and freakyabout the size of my next door neighbour's current kiitens
Netherless, I was completely fearless
(Netherless, I was completely fearless
Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:48,
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I was utterly exceptional, i'm still reeling in how ace I was
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:29,
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You wouldn't like Sydney ratsvicious fuckers the size of footballs.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:17,
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as small as a football?an ex neighbour saw one eating his veg growing in his garden, about the size of a spaniel. shot it with an air rifle, the fucker didn't even flinch.
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:23,
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if this was a squirrel, no fucker would careunless they didn't understand physics
(,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:46,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNLtZgHB7wo
fast forward to 8:00. watch and learn.
(,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:50,
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fast forward to 8:00. watch and learn.
That's cleared that up then... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 7:07,
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If it was a human burgular, people would be calling for the right to shoot itMADNESS
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:47,
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But I don't see anything wrong with thatthis was just another life form, unable to get to grips with our ways
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:55,
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but totally able to get to grips with jumping from that heightbecause it's a fucking squirrel which weighs about the same as a tissue full of spunk
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:03,
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He wasn't flung out of the window by a madman.He tore around some confused frenchman's kitchen for a minute or so then leapt out the window. There's no cruelty, intended or actual. The little shit went on to carry on bothering french people perfectly happily.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:04,
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Sorry, but *cough* germanOtherwise, right on man.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:06,
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Is it German?edit: Yes it was German. Terrible kraut detection there on my behalf.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:10,
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If it was a spider, or a wasp, or a moth, or a pidgeon, or a mouse or ratPeople'd go apeshit. But because squirrels are cute, it becomes all concerning. Squirrels are pests too, and if the fucker gets in my kitchen and makes me have to throw away food, then it deserves what it gets.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:05,
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A WASP?Nuke the fuckers from orbit for total wipe out with napalm and fire, and added death
My advanced reasoning is destined, however, for sleep.
(My advanced reasoning is destined, however, for sleep.
Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:17,
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i was just about to applaud your buddhist principlesbut you can fuck off now.
advanced reasoning my arse. you're a fucking wasp-hater.
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:19,
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advanced reasoning my arse. you're a fucking wasp-hater.
i'm on your ignore list, aren't i?i hate one-sided arguments. have a go back you cunt!
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Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:27,
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glad i decided not to reply to the comment that isn't even there anymoreyeah dude, good job. *high fives self*
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:39,
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defies nature? what a load of crap.chill out fella, no point getting worked up because of the disingeniousness of some fuckwits on an internet message board.
thanks, mate :D *closes eyes, clicks heels three times, repeating "it's only the internet"*
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:43,
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thanks, mate :D *closes eyes, clicks heels three times, repeating "it's only the internet"*
you seem to be mumbling about bollocks, or something
Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:51,
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let's put each other on our respective ignore liststhen you won't have to hear me mumbling about bollocks
and i won't have to mumble about the bollocks you're spouting
or something. yeah, or something seems to be the best idea.
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:02,
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and i won't have to mumble about the bollocks you're spouting
or something. yeah, or something seems to be the best idea.
Ha!Your bollocks is quite interesting, however :)
Which is what the wankers don't get, I guess
(Which is what the wankers don't get, I guess
Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:13,
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I can identify with you there.I can see how it looks funny but, I can't get past the reality of it suffering.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:36,
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What suffering is that?There's no evidence of any suffering, apart from panic at being caught raiding some frenchy's kitchen.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:40,
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Well there is the panic, maybe I was thinking of other similar vids. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:46,
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it's not suffering. it's a squirrel.surface area to mass ratio equals a forty-foot drop that's totally survivable
(,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:40,
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I don't doubt the basic physics, it is how things impact.200+km/h Bike crash = bruised lung
pissed fall onto kerb = brain damage
etc. etc.
(pissed fall onto kerb = brain damage
etc. etc.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:53,
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wear a motorcycle helmet and body armour when you get pissedor, do some tt racing in your best suit.
bad analogy dude.
(,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:58,
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bad analogy dude.
"I don't doubt the basic physics, it is how things impact"*headhand*
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:05,
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small things don't have a terminal velocitywell, they do, but it's not terminal
(,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:05,
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pretty fucking terminal if it flew into a spike
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:08,
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up next on boomerang,suicide squirrel
edit: got the sauce from here impossiblesongs.blogspot.co.uk/2007/12/not-so-secret-squirrel.html ... the title looks like it was done by prodigy69
(,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:15,
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edit: got the sauce from here impossiblesongs.blogspot.co.uk/2007/12/not-so-secret-squirrel.html ... the title looks like it was done by prodigy69
the option was out the window or tea with moggy.LOL!! I'M JOINING IN WITH /BOARD BANTER.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:16,
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Needs more hugglewuggles and wooyay
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:43,
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YES! at last! a jedi knocking some shit over!!! this is fucking well LOL!.==.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 22:47,
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.-.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:07,
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ah, forgot to mention,:D nice
more of this sort of thing :)
(next time i'll do the compliment first, before i get distracted by the stupids)
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:46,
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more of this sort of thing :)
(next time i'll do the compliment first, before i get distracted by the stupids)
Nice onebtw I've seen a squirrel fall from a tall (really tall) tree, with the spinning tail action and all. I was worried for a few seconds because he just stood where he landed alertly but not moving, so I interrupted what may have been the only moment of zen in his entire frantic life.
I imagine that he was just thinking "Holy shit, the grass is so green!" then "oh no: well meaning fucktard approaching!" and he hopped spryly off.
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:05,
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I imagine that he was just thinking "Holy shit, the grass is so green!" then "oh no: well meaning fucktard approaching!" and he hopped spryly off.
there you have it.squirrels have a better understanding of physics than most humans
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:07,
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This is just like a flying squirrel except it is a squirrel and it can fly Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:19,
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I really want to join in the above debatebut actually have fuck all to say.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:58,
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Really Sundae?I thought you were insightful.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 1:59,
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No,I know bollocks.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 2:00,
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What's to know? They come in hairy bags.Also, they come in hairy bags.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 2:14,
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I dunnowhat your beef is. Jahled is sound.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 3:58,
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usually i'd agree.tonight, fuck knows.
or something.
fucking squirrel. it would have been easier for all if the furry little bastard had defied the laws of physics and went 'splat'
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 4:13,
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or something.
fucking squirrel. it would have been easier for all if the furry little bastard had defied the laws of physics and went 'splat'
I'm not sure....but one of them, is very familiar,and I like it.)
(,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 21:50,
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Is that Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson?Nicely done :)
( Q4nobody,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 22:27,
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Ta! :DNot intentional but...
...a quick google produced this
(...a quick google produced this
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 22:38,
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Ris?I understand it is Star Wars, because of the Wookie, but other than that I am lost.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:47,
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Erm . . .I don't get it, sorry.
Nicely drawn, but I don't understand.
(Nicely drawn, but I don't understand.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:56,
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They've encased him in carbonite.He should be perfectly safe.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 20:16,
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If he survived the freezing process
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 20:32,
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CoolI'm just about to proceed to my checkout:
www.amazon.co.uk/Eisley-Cantina-Premium-T-Shirt-Black/dp/B004NJ290I/ref=lh_ni_t
(www.amazon.co.uk/Eisley-Cantina-Premium-T-Shirt-Black/dp/B004NJ290I/ref=lh_ni_t
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 20:45,
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Ah, Mos EisleyWhere it doesn't matter if you've been caught on film shooting someone, they'll edit the footage later to make it look like the other person shot first. Tampering with evidence, that's what it is.
( Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 21:06,
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You can get away with anything in there
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 21:13,
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Bought one of those. Best ice cube maker ever. And the Darth Vader baking tin is pretty nifty too.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:45,
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It's like this: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:56,
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Basicallya bloke with a beard made some films, they did alright, so he milked the fuck out of them.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 20:10,
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oh fuck off...fucking ris...utter twat.
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:31,
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Guess you're just far too big and clever for science fiction.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:46,
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I particularly like the short legged stormtroopers.....err.and the lighting and art and everything of course
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 20:01,
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Excellent workIs this from the series of clips you're putting together, for the scene-by-scene remake?
( Q4nobody,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 22:25,
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be careful when typing, you must
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:29,
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Could make for a fantastic animated style.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 23:46,
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it is a frame from a 15 second animated clip HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 7:47,
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Right, now I get to watch the whole thingjust to spot that.
Actually I found the episode IV tribute inexplicably touching, so I am karmically obligated to see this one anyway; carry on as you were.
(,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:11,
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Actually I found the episode IV tribute inexplicably touching, so I am karmically obligated to see this one anyway; carry on as you were.
How come Han Solo went into the carbonite machine with his hands tied and when he came out frozen his hands were free?Did he manage to get his hands free earlier on and was just waiting for his moment to strike?
"Oh man, soon as these guys turn their backs I'm gonna OH WAIT NO FUCK"
("Oh man, soon as these guys turn their backs I'm gonna OH WAIT NO FUCK"
Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 0:09,
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the little engineer creatures take the shackles off him while he's telling Leia he loves herbut he does have some kind of strap holding his arms in at the elbows (which explains the weird arms up pose - but not where that strap goes when he's thawed out in the next film)
www.quora.com/Star-Wars-movie-book-and-general-franchise/Star-wars-when-Han-Solo-is-frozen-in-ESB-are-his-hands-untied-or-tied-Since-the-frozen-Han-Solos-hands-are-held-up
(www.quora.com/Star-Wars-movie-book-and-general-franchise/Star-wars-when-Han-Solo-is-frozen-in-ESB-are-his-hands-untied-or-tied-Since-the-frozen-Han-Solos-hands-are-held-up
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 7:49,
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special restraints that desolves over time,,a bit like surgical stitches :)maybe..
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 10:49,
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corr that's crackin prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:31,
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Since a 'Badger, Badger, Badger' image is on the front page, I painted my beard to look like a badger.
Make of that what you will.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:43,
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Learn how to use Caps Lockyou prick.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:43,
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haha, that's awesomecareful you don't get shot though
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:45,
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There's also a picture of Kate Middleton's tits
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4Q just lurking,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 20:07,
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"How did you get it that colour?""DYYYYYEEEEE!"
( Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 20:40,
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most splendid my lordship.also, i have an SEO question to pose to you, if you don't mind?
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 20:54,
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RISI understand it is Star Wars, because of the Wookie, but other than that I am lost.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 20:55,
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aye very good beaker...me me me me me me me
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 24 Sep 2012, 9:44,
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