I'll be honest,If you've ever logged on to MSN to complain about somebody else, opened a microwave door early because you just could not wait that extra ten seconds, levelled up on World of Warcraft, smiled at a cake shop, drank a few beers and thought you could take on the entire world with your caps lock on, had an internet girlfriend or have issues with people who are better than you.
This isn't the night for you.
I'll pretty much be unbearable.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:30,
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Was there a football match on?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:31,
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OH BADGER!There's going to be cups throw using the power of emoticons tonight.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32,
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who won?I was watching ashes to ashes
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32,
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Did you get to kiss Shearer's face?(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:31,
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My coat zip scratched Handsome Gav's eye as the second was celebrated.Bedlam.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32,
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Have the coastguards been warned?I would imagine the flood of ladytears at this news would be of great concern
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:34,
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He brushed it off with a swagger.Three women fainted.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:35,
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6 years!! BlimeyYes, yes you are!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:36,
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I'm celebrating a correct prediction Jamuel.4 points from your remaining 2 games will ensure safety.
*taps nose*
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32,
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Oh indeed....and of course, some top hats.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:36,
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What have you done?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32,
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I'm sure you're itching more than normal to complain or have a go at me.But lock it up Sunshine.
Popularity is upon us!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:36,
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Aye, alright.Been chosen as the poster boy for Northumbrian autism then?
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Poor old JMG.His autism restricts his employment prospects :(
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:41,
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Hold up everybody."Autism".
He's looking to hammer "Autism" to the good name JMG.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:43,
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It's not an Internet Fact until Mykey gazzes it round to his mates and gets upset when called on it.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:47,
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Good day at the football, I take it?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:37,
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Smashing.Flags were waved.
I usually am against this. But I must say I DID get in to the spirit.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:38,
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This is my new favourite thing.I'm particularly fond of the 'happy mother's day' photo.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:20,
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I was on this site earlier todayI still find this one the best awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/weirdest-family-photo-ever-probably-nsfw.jpg?w=415&h=482 (a bit nsfw)
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MrA, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:21,
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She appears to be practising.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:24,
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Fucking hell..This one is the KING of all the classy pregnant lady photos.
NSFW
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:26,
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Well that's me done for tonight.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:27,
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I think my eyes just melted.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:28,
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Turn the internet off, nothing's beating that tonight.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:23,
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It looks like the runner up in the Eminem - Stan tribute photo competition(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:21,
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I was just looking at that site.What a coincidence. Second one down is the best!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:22,
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Oh sweet Jesusawkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/video_control1.jpg?w=638&h=520
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:22,
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No, I take that backThis is my new favourite.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:26,
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So many amazing photos(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:28,
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It's The Donkey Gums brothers double dating!(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:26,
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I'm not sure if I like the terrible outfits,Terrible hair or the fact that they are all looking in different directions the best.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:27,
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Or the fact they or the photographer seem to have time-warped back to 1988.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:30,
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Oh my.That's a bit special.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:23,
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2nd downawkwardfamilyphotos.com/page/5/
EDIT: awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/redneck_mulletfamilyportrait.jpg?w=267&h=426
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 22:26,
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Why does the dad in that photo look so familiar?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:29,
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Fuck me, this is like looking at Donkey Gums' family album.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:30,
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I never knew Druid was so keen on midgets.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/05/02/big-love/
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:32,
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did anyone just notice.......that the pope was on fire on the 10o'clock news just now?
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ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:02,
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YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH OOOOOOOHHHYOUR POPE IS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:03,
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I did notBut then again, I'm not watching the 10 o'clock news.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:04,
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Enough about that,Ashes to Ashes is going a bit shit.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:04,
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Well yes, but I meant by its own standards.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:07,
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And yet they've somehow managed.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:17,
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more like dust to dust I'd sayHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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MrA, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:06,
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on fire with passionate love(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:05,
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Holy Smoke?(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:05,
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ha ha! *plays the "Archie strikes again" jingle*(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:07,
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theres a lothere. I'll try and snap it if it comes on again.
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ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:09,
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Can youstrangle a fish underwater?
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:50,
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If you recommend me a restaurant near the British Museum I will answer your question(, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
Hason Raja indian restaurant.here
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:59,
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Your meals have postcodes?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:02,
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Tas then.www.tasrestaurant.com/
here/
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:02,
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Yes.But it looks lovely.
www.tasrestaurant.com/tas_bloomsbury/index.htm
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:05,
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It really does, all the flowers outside etc.Pantie dropping stuff. Even I would put out if you took me there.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:06,
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You would put out if he took you to KFC though(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:08,
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I'd be thankful for the attention.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:09,
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Nonsense.And greek food. Yum.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:08,
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I don't have postcodes.What are you on about, you foody idiot?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:06,
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Immy's on Manchester Rd near the Craven Heifer (more than likely BD5) was one of my favouritesMrs Sp@m will also verify this claim
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:07,
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Even been to Aakash in Cleckheaton?It's supposed to be the world's biggest Indian restaurant, and it has a BD postcode too.
I went past it every day on the way to/from work - it certainly looked impressive from the outside, but that's mainly because it's in an older building that wasn't originally designed to be a restaurant.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:07,
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Unless it's suddenly gone out of business over the weekend, yes.www.aakashrestaurant.co.uk/
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:10,
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I'll be in Cleckheaton on Saturday to watch the E*r*v*s**n S*ng C*ntest at my brother in lawswell, Gomersal to be precise
I think a c*rry may be the order of the day, although the Mumtaz Masala Fish is fucking awesome
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:10,
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It's basically me and Timo getting horrifically drunk and sneering ata) the shite singists on offer
b) Wogan
c) our ladyfolk for taking it a little bit too seriously
Although Wogan has packed it in and left it to GrahamFuckingNorton so I think it might be Ken Bruce on the wireless instead
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:15,
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If you see a very tall fellow called Danny who looks like one of Vic & Bob's Bra Men, say hello to him from me.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:12,
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Eurovision on Saturday?!Oh my.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:13,
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Okonomiyaki is a little oddbut very tasty. They'll cook the food at your table.
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thealternativefact, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:03,
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I know nothing about japanese grub other than their aversion to actually cooking it.(, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
Most of it is cooked.Although sashimi is lovely.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:08,
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I'd like to know this for next time too.I ended up in the Pizza Express on Coptic Street :(
Cracking pizza mind, I just wanted something better without wandering up Tottenham Court Road for hours!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:00,
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3-1 at St James' Park.Some of the more delicate may wish to find theselves an alternative forum to discuss their meals for the rest of this evening.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:52,
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One of those sorts of forums *points*(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:58,
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perhaps i should make some snide comments about another forum userand hope it ends up on the popular page? that's always good for a laugh
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well, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:04,
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they don't have necks(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:53,
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You could probably block their gills somehow.Have you been hired out to kill a pike?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:56,
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effectively you just hold your fingers over their gillsso yes
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:56,
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Hello everyone.I need a favour. I'm doing the randomising for the randomburn BUT the way I've done it has left me with four people left over so I'm a bit screwed. I need two more people who haven't already signed up to sign up.
First two to GAZ me your addresses will receive my undying love.
THANKS EVERYONE. NO MORE ADDRESSES NEEDED
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:51,
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I'll do it if you're stuck and noone else goes for it.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:53,
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Never mind that, when are you sending the addresses out?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:07,
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i need to change my address but i am not sure what it will be yeti have an idea but i am not certain - can i gaz it you later?
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sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:07,
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i.e. please dont send my current address to anyone....(
sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:07,
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GAZ me your new address and I'll tell your burners to send it on x date(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:44,
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so anyway,if you make your old clothes into soft toys...
is it weird/pervy to stuff them with (clean) shredded knickers?
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sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:51,
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fuck your random burn, it's rubbish, 30 people do itpoke it up your ginger pubed arse, barry
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mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:53,
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i'm not happy, i'm not sneezy, i am only grumpyfucking useless as well, grrrr
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mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:56,
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Would it make it easier if I dropped out?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:53,
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No.No it wouldn't.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:54,
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Oh man, I've made a mistake.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:55,
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If you make it so it gives it t the next five people on the list (so #1 gets 2,3,4,5,6's people), and loop it around so if there are a total of 20 people, you give #19 cds from 20,1,2,3,4), then that would fix the problem.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:56,
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The way I've done it is pretty much like thatit's just there are a spare four left over.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:57,
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There can't be any extras if you do it like that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:58,
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you can add meas long as people are happy simply getting copies of Klaus Mittwoch's eponymous album over and over and over again
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:57,
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Fuck what you send.Can I really stick you on the list? I'll love you forever.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:57,
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he'll only send out a CD full of engine noise, Polish swearing and the word CUNT repeated over and over.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:58,
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I would be happy with this.:D
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:00,
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PIZDA PIZDA PIZDAkurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwa pierdole sie
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:02,
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put industrial music over it and you could make some money:)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:04,
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already been done :(www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXcla9bVv1E
(and no, it doesn't mean "I just can't get enough")
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:10,
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NoI'm too busy and I'll disappoint everyone. Really. No-one likes Klaus Mittwoch.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:00,
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Right well FUCK YOU(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:00,
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Plus I don't want people to get the misconception that there are things in life that I might actually enjoy(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:00,
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any knippex west german tools still over there? i don't want drapper shit(
mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:04,
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yeah, we get knipex stuffexchange rate should be good for you too, it's 4.8zl to the pound.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:15,
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loks like i'll be over soon then, fishing and shoppingcheers
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mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:22,
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If you know what you needGAZ me a shopping list and I'll get a proper price list for you.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:26,
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i hope i get my tools back, starting again will be hell. i'd used them tools for yearsbut i could use a set of knipex, every one, so could everybody, brilliant tools! best i've used
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mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:34,
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even if you enjoy making them listen to bad music?I assume it's bad from what you've said up there *points*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:05,
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I'm sure there's a solution to this problem involving quantum theory.(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:57,
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Yeahthing is, I'm a bit fick innit?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:58,
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I don't mind making an extra CD if it helps.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:58,
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Thanks lovely.I'll let you know
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:00,
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I can't help you because I am useless.(
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:15,
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i could help but i'm not going to as i'm trying to be evil for a week(
Lightguy hail satan, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:37,
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i don't really understand what is required of me(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:42,
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No matter now :)Nice sig, btw
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:45,
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why thank you ma'am(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:48,
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HAI TALKWhat's down with the kids these days? And how the fuck is everyone?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:33,
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Im fineHow's your vagina?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:33,
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Moist and fragrantas ever
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:33,
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You're ready for a SEXFACING then(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:34,
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You are obsessed(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:43,
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I lost several hours playing Plants Vs Zombies.They just WENT.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:34,
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DUDE WTFRippage in the space time continuum
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:36,
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dressing up like a crisp packet, it would seemmassive shorts and jackets covered in scribbles, with your cap on sideways. I outright laughed at some poor teen on the tram, who did his damndest to look hard at me until I told him he shouldn't let his mum buy his clothes.
What the fuck is wrong with these kids/
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:35,
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It's a rite of passagekids need a style to look back on with shame
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:36,
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Surely that's just typical faggoty euro-culture?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:37,
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we don't do that shit over hereat the age of 12 your head is shaved, you get your state-issue black vest and acid-wash jeans, and at the age of 18 you can have a gold chain and black leather jacket. Job done.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:39,
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Year edit!(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:42,
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Damn straightmy neighbours have been preparing their bottle-throwing all week.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47,
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why are they so nazi? do they really feel the russians were the bad guys?(
mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:49,
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Doesn't sound any worse than the preening dickheads who infest our cities.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:39,
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Are you calling me a downs?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:36,
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I have the sleepy toohad about 3 hours sleep last night
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38,
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oh yerthat's about the gist of it
I kept waking up, tossing and turning
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:40,
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IT'S ALL YOUR FAULTyou sexy beast
kept me awake with thoughts of you
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47,
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I invade the mind of many a sleeping b3tan(
Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47,
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How was paintballing?? (:I had a casting for Toni & Guy this afternoon (:
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38,
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FUCKING EPICCasting? That sounds most exciting....
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38,
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Also I've just loaded all pix onto flickr(
Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38,
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I'm still gutted I missed it.But I was epic hungover after the wedding. Glad you had funs! (:
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:40,
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DG shot me in the tit:(
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:41,
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My mate's older brother shot me in the tit last time I wentI didn't even notice S:
I'm going again in about a month with all my boys from school! WHEE!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44,
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i once had a paintball bounce off a fresh peircingit hurt more than a little bit..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:45,
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My ex flatmate got shot in the cockI had a nipple piercing ripped out once. I sympathise.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47,
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was my own fault for going 3 days after seeing my peircer..i got revenge tho. my marker can manage 30 balls a second, he had a shitty sitegun so i spent the rest of the day painting him green
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48,
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Writing, writing, writing/OU assignment time blog
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38,
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so far, feels like lots to do thoughThank you. :)
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:03,
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I'm still shit apparently.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:40,
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Status quo is maintained thenHow was all that exam fuckery?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:43,
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Oh yeah.Did you print it? Is it gone? Are you a free man?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44,
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Was my final year project.No exam fuckery at the moment.
All went well though, thanks
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44,
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I'm so proud of you MOT(
Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:46,
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Did you think that might change?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44,
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Having my shots for East Midlands disease./visiting Doncaster tomorrow
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:40,
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pissed offi just left my tools on the train, doubt they will be handed in, utter fucking arse :((((((((((((((((((((((
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mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:41,
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My other half left his laptop on a train and it got handed inyou never know
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:42,
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i hope they are, some i've had since i did my time, if not i'm a bit fucked, can't do my job without tools(
mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:45,
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That sucks.Expensive tools?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44,
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Do people normally steal tools?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44,
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Is this a serious question?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:45,
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Well, it seems like a weird thing to not hand in(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:46,
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my tools are a bit top of the line, not b and q jobs(
mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48,
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Maybe my lack of DIY skills and the fact that I don't own many tools just make it seem weird to meBut if I saw some on a train pinching them would not be the first thing to go through my mind.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:50,
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They're carriable and worth hundreds, if not thousands, of pounds.Wander down a car boot and see the lovely Makita and Milwaukee stuff with the serial numbers filed off. They bought them for a DIY project and are finished with them now. Honest.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48,
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Fair enoughIt just never crossed my mind.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:50,
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look who you're asking.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:46,
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you do seem to be a bit of an idiot sometimes, dear.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:58,
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Yes, and I'll admit thatBut certain people go on and on. It gets boring.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:04,
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The only thing that's boring is you being so grumpy and bitter about it.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:11,
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in london we steal anything, even a mans way to earn his living(
mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:46,
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So often that you regularly see stickers on the back of vans deterring potential thieves by claiming they are none in the vehicle(
magnum, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:46,
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no, even theives and drug addicts have respect for the symbols of a man carving out his life through honest graft(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:53,
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WHERE'S YOUR TOOL? WHAT TOOL? THIS TOOL !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47,
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i'm proper fucked, on toolnot tooled up, they will have my badge for this :(((
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mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:52,
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looks like i'll be proper fuckedmeh, i grew to love my sidecutters
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mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:51,
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i once left an 8' x 8' rug on the trainyou'd think that'd get handed in to lost property, but nooooo
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spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:37,
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HelloI have been out book clubbing. *feels intellectual*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:43,
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That meant something completely different in high school.Basically being cornered in the library and being clubbed, with books.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:45,
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HahaThis was not like that.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47,
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Fucking miserablereally really fucking miserable. And it's one of those miseries that you can't see the end of.
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magnum, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47,
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*hugs*why? :(
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:49,
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WorkMy boss has pressed ahead with the implementation and go live over the weekend of a system that has been a year in the making and based on the evidence of the last 100 hours or so just has not been fully or properly tested. Last Thursday the project manager went on sick leave due to the stress of it. Which basically means it's given to me, and while my boss is around and has been onsite with me all day today it will be me who is going to get asked all those awkward questions, and the snide remarks, tomorrow when it slowly all comes apart at the seams and I have to make the decision (for a second time) to turn it all off.
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magnum, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:55,
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I feel your pain, we have a similar problem quite often at workeven though you'll get all the awkward questions, just remember it's not your fault. Your manager should quickly see that it's not ready and needs proper testing, every time a client complains.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:00,
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He won'tthe project has been a nightmare since day 1, he just had his eyes on money rather than a decent system and it had to go in this week otherwise they would have shelved it. As I told him on Friday, let them and we can fuck off and concentrate on companies who aren't cunts.
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magnum, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:05,
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I am looking forward to this:www.aintitcool.com/node/41042
And i imagine the gay/muff owners amongst you will enjoy dexter and gerard butler in it
Are there any movies coming on soon that moisten your gusset?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:12,
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I don't really look forward to movies.If something is out and looks good I'll see it.
However, I will wait impatiently for certain books and CDs
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:13,
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I have been looking forward to reading Pride And Prejudice And ZombiesAt some point this week i shall abuse my debit card at waterstones i think
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:15,
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What a terrible title.Pride, prejudice and zombies. Or maybe Pride and Prejudice with Zombies.
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CowJam, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:28,
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Terminator Salvation.Iron man 2.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:17,
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While im annoyed that the new terminator will be a 12 or similarI did think the trailer looked rather good
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:18,
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I watched a very good film on Saturday.It was called "A good year"
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:20,
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It was quite enjoyable I thought.Also: Wild boar, Honey and Thyme sounds DELICIOUS.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:24,
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Honestly, come pay day im putting in an order for immense amounts of bisonAnd taking the day after off to ensure delivery
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:25,
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I'm off for a bath.I'm in agony after yesterday. Spent 9am-3pm on buses.
Walked from city centre to SECC.
Stood from 4.20pm - 11pm.
Walked back to city centre.
Walked around Glasgow this morning at pace to get stuff before catching the bus.
Spent 10.40am-3.30pm on buses again.
My backs in knots. :(
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:28,
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Ha, looks stupid/good.I did enjoy Crank 2, ridiculous though it was.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:17,
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I did enjoy crank 2But it wasnt as good as the first
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:18,
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What about the power rangers style fighting scene,in the sub-station? That was awesome, surely you agree.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:20,
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power rangers?ffs. go watch some godzilla movies before you show yourself up in public again..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:23,
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Whatever.*plays guitar solo*
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:24,
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*wails on guitar*(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:28,
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*rocks out*(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:29,
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*slides across the floor on knees*(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:29,
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you look like a complete tosser playing guitar hero(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:31,
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*plays awesome solo with teeth*(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:32,
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*guitar bursts into flames**fireworks go off, stage left and right*
*stage rises*
*crowd cheers*
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38,
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That was....oddI just enjoy them putting him in bizarre situations:)
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:24,
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Overly gratuitous nonsense on the whole.Fuck you Chelios, FUCK YOU CHELIOS!
fantastic
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:27,
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Its a fantastic name for a hamster:)(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:28,
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I've heard very good things about Star Trek so might go and see ithaven't been to the flicks for AGES
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:17,
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We saw it Saturday morningIt was really rather fucking good
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:18,
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OH YERwww.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:19,
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I heard you watched Ice Age 2 and it reminded you of your youth(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:27,
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that reminds me, I'm also looking forward to Ice Age III this year/guilty pleasure
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:29,
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I heard you ordered a bacon sandwichand two pigs had to be slaughtered.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:31,
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is he dieting or something?(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:33,
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James Cameron's Avatar/also, The Wolf Man
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:20,
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Ahhhh, some good choices(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:25,
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of CobraChanning Tatum
phwooooooar
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:24,
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Haha that could be good alsoGet me, i found somewhere that sells mountain dew!
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:26,
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Ch-ch-check you outI'm not actually interested in seeing that movie, mind...he's just HAWT. I don't really watch many movies.
I'm more excited about TrueBlood 2nd season starting in June.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:28,
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There is only one tv show worth watchingAnd that's Supernatural
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgd30bjQmes
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:29,
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I've been playing with something that lets me use my computer keyboard like a musical keyboard.I've been annoying my housemates with it for over an hour now.
How do you annoy the people you live with?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:50,
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By merely existing, it seems.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:50,
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In your case I guess that would do it.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:51,
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:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:51,
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I come and go as I please, treat this house like a hotel, leave everything in a messno, not really. I'm a delightful houseguest.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:50,
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Farting usually does the trick.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:51,
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Do you choose to follow through for added effect or is that just your bowels going in your old age?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52,
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:53,
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The hand's pointing down, not up.You just called Mrs. HB a cunt.
You bastard.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55,
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Captn Hood-Bastard./edit, that's better.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:57,
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No it isn'tyou're seeing things.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:58,
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If I'm hallucinating why can't I hallucinate something awesome,instead of hand pointing the other way on an online message board? :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:59,
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Lack of imagination?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:01,
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You mean it's not the dog?You bastard.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52,
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can you not blame it on the dog?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52,
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The poor dog.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55,
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The dog's obviously not looking guiltyhe's trying not to vomit.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:58,
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I sit in the front room naked.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52,
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I live on my own at the moment.Thus annoying everyone who doesn't get to live with me.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:53,
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I live on my own so... nothing.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:53,
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Move to Aberdeen queermo(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:54,
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Buy me a house and get me a car so I can visit my child every day.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55,
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Just have another childSeemples
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:57,
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No.No smelly brat could take the place of my baby.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:03,
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Dress Gonzo up in a nappy and bonnet and your on your wayHe even shits himself
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:03,
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Also, i think i shall be making a major steak and burger order from here at the end of the monthwww.keziefoods.co.uk/collections/sausages/burgers
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:04,
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Oooh. Is that the place that has the stall in the market?(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:06,
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Nah different placeThis one is based at the borders but their burgers are much cheaper
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:10,
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Coolio.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:15,
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Lonewolf and myself devised a smiley to denote vomiting your guts up:-(&)
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:06,
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what makes you think you're the first person to use that(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:09,
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I make everyone listen to very loud music when I want to listen to very loud music and make everyone else use headphones when I don't want to hear their music.I make them eat vegetables and drink plenty of water.
I make them make me cups of tea and do my laundry and ironing cos I hate doing laundry and ironing.
People are CLAMOURING to live with me.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:54,
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How the fuck do you make people eat vegetables?I do the first one... I play very loud music, and whenever someone else puts their music on I make mine loud enough to drown them out.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:56,
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I cook and they clean.And I cook lots of vegetable based meals and not much meat cos I don't like eating cheap meat so we eat heathily. When I'm away they eat ready meals and frozen pizzas.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:59,
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I'd just not let you cook for me and tell you to clean yourself.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:00,
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It's a nice arrangement.Our kitchen's not big enough for three people to cook three different things, I like cooking and hate cleaning and laundry, they don't mind cleaning and laundry if it means they are cooked for. Nice.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:10,
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I'm untidy and moody.Very untidy and very VERY moody. Poor FF :(
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55,
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You forgot ginger.*runs*
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:56,
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It's brilliant being gingerso shush it right up
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:00,
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I'd be more worried about losing you down the back of the sofa.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:57,
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He he he.Our sofa is massive. I get lost in it sometimes.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:00,
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By desecrating the grave of a 19th-century potter.His ghost came to haunt me shortly afterwards.
I lie, there's no-one else here really.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:59,
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I don't live with anyonebecause I'm not dirty povvo flatshare scum
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:01,
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Not at leastLiving alone at least guarantees a high enough standard of conversation.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:12,
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I lived alone for the duration of last year.I was bored out of my mind most of the time. AND, I didn't have the internets *gasp*.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:23,
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I was far more bored flat-sharingthe tiresomeness of disappearing food, petty hygiene-based arguments, loud music at early hours and having the entire downstairs furniture taken to the beach one Saturday and abandonned there come nightful is a chore I am glad I no longer put up with.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:26,
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Yeah, this.You do your bit, you try to make it a pleasant place to live and no other cunt lifts a finger.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:28,
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I'd rather live with other people than on my own.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:03,
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I would guess he's out watching the football.I hope it's a draw.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:10,
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typing very loudly usually narks the missus while she's trying to watch TV(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:09,
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by cleaning up their messand then complaining about cleaning up their mess
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:10,
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Just complain about their mess.Over and over and over and over and over and over until eventually they clean up their mess and refuse to talk to you ever again (in my example this is a good thing).
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:11,
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Now I'm going out.Wish me luck.
What's your favourite type of orange?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:29,
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Me.I'm presently baking orange cake.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:30,
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They should make a paint colour called SickRik Orange.Just slightly more garish than Oompa Loompa orange.
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Druid, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:30,
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Blue Star of course.Or my friend Rhod.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:31,
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Juice with tequila(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:31,
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Blood(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:32,
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Boarange(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:33,
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Peter AndreEdit: oops sorry scrolls further down
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:34,
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TRIPLE THE LOVE(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:42,
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not that Blue Starshe smells of wee and she doesn't wipe her bottom properly
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:48,
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Why do you say such hurtful things, Frank?WHY? WHY?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:50,
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I notice you haven't denied the allegationsI'll be writing those in the Big Internet Book of True Things now
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:53,
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ok then, I'll write a note in the margin stating that more research may be needed to back up these allegations(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:24,
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There's no harm admitting you wake up with the occasional smelly finger(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:56,
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Elizabeth Fritzl(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:21,
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Half time oranges FTW!I predict a Newcastle win this evening. More than likely 3-1.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:39,
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I'm having to work over tonight. I left my phone at FF and Blue Star's houseyesterday, like an idiot would. Forgetting things is well annoying.
Anyway, how are you and so on? I bet everyone's been banging on about Peter André and Jordan.
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Druid, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:14,
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But more importantly,what did you have for dinner?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:15,
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I didn't have any dinner.Otherwise I'd have posted here, you dinnery fool.
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Druid, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:17,
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I might have ham sandwiches.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:19,
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Appreciate this, you wanker.b3ta.com/talk/6141711
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:17,
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I'm not impressed though(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:19,
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:( I put a little bit of effort into that.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:19,
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D -Must try harder.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:24,
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NOBODY CARES FOR YOUR POP CULTURE, NERD!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:15,
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I bet JMG whines about this.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:15,
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You should be happy I avoided making fun of you for going to see the Counting Crows.What are you, pregnant?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:16,
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Do pregant women attend a lot of concerts?Everyone has there own tastes. I would think you would respect the fact I was at a social event and not infront of the computer.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:18,
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Nothing's been confirmed, mind.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:19,
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My attendance you mean?www.flickr.com/photos/maffers/
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:21,
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There are 6 band members.But oh how I wish it was...
Sing to me Adam, sing to me!
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:23,
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Were they expecting people to storm the stage?That's some top rock optimism right there.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:23,
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There was a lot of security.A lot.
God knows why...
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:24,
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Shambles just explained why - rock opimism.OHMYGOSHTHATMAKESSHAMBLESGOD.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:25,
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Nonsense.What makes me God is my flowing white beard and willingness to murder entire tribes of people on a whim.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:27,
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An angry maiden aunt with a handbag who thought she'd bought tickets for Cheryl Crow?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:26,
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You're looking fallible now.I'm going back to Pope Benny.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:27,
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Personally, I congratulate you on not being a charmless loser sitting at a computer screen growing chips on his fat shoulder.On the other hand, Counting Crows are shit. Is shit. Was shit. Etc.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:21,
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Each to their own and that.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:23,
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Yes. Absolutely. Subjectivity. Taste.As long as we all agree that my own is better than your own.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:25,
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Hmm.Without examples I'm afraid I'm going to have to say no to that.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:27,
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Fine.I'll just take that as tacit agreement with whatever examples I might have given if I had given any.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:27,
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I bet someone whines about JMG in this thread(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:17,
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You're just going with the odds on this.*Betting hat*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:17,
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I think someone will mention Cher if we're lucky and my fantastic looks(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:19,
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I'm on the dole and blad, whilst your former lover, I'm assuming Wormulus for effect, died hitting a tree on the slopes.This is the INTERNET. Therefore this is the TRUTH.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:21,
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I'm not bad reallyWhat have them two muppets been up to then? Also, do you like celery too?
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I bet DonkeyGums whines about someone whining(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:17,
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Not a whine dear chum, MEARLY A STATEMENT IN CAPSLOCKZ(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:19,
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I bet Druid attends a b4sh in this sub-thread.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:18,
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I bet Maffers whines about JMG whining about this(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:18,
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oh god, I hope Captain Wow is back online soon(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:21,
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I bet Matthew Kelly is really a raging hetrosexual(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:20,
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I saw some You Bet! the other day on Challenge TV. Fucking hell,he was camp.
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Druid, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:22,
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He's got massive nipples. Like a dog's frisbee.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:24,
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Why?What have they done?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:21,
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Do you ever say the word "errr DOOY!" in real life?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:23,
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*head inflates*Many people do Bluetits, many people do.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:27,
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Hate dem other girlsHate dem other girls
Hate dem other girls
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:33,
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Blergh.My essay is going VERY SLOWLY. But I did get 68 for one I wrote in four hours after I got home from my weekend in Cov last weekend which was a nice surprise - and the highest in the class!
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:22,
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Kick ass. Not long to go, I'm hoping to be heading home before 7.People being off sick can be a pain in the arse, especially when you've got to sit in and sign off the permits you were relying on them doing :(
Still, day off tomorrow before a night shift.
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Druid, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:29,
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ha ha haYou're a twat
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:22,
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it's your duty now to text the words HELLO SEXY to everyone in his contacts(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:25,
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Hello rapeyfaceI've got the lurgy so I'm whinging. I didn't know Peter and Jordan had split up.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:28,
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It was announced half an hour ago on the 6 music news.It's big news. I'm personally traumatised and have turned my Pete and Kate commemorative plate towards the wall as a mark of respect.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:30,
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It's nothing personal Jammybut tonight my loyalty lies with 'boro
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:12,
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I agreeNU are one of those teams let down by the fans constantly bleating on about what a great club it is and then you look at what they've won. The last time NU won something worth winning it was still acceptable to put a small boy up a chimney and then light a fire under him
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N'castle 1 - 3 M'boro.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:13,
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Both teams will realise all out attack is the only way to play,being cagey and drawing is worth nothing.
Newcastle do not have the clinical edge necessary to win.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:14,
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I just wrote a fucking song.b3ta.com/talk/6141711
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:14,
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Frankie Sharp, Sharp Records.*Firm handshakes*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:15,
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It's Badgers vs Borings in the Showdown of Mediocrity(
Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:14,
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I'm not long hoe from Glasgow where I went to see the Counting Crows.The concert was fucking AMAZING. Crows were fantastic and Blind pilot were brilliant for a support band. To all those who said The Hold Steady were a good band... Shame on you! They were absolutely terrible. The singer tried to get everyone clapping and gave up cos no-one took him on.
Also! I saw Frankie Boyle walking through the streets down by Kelvinhaugh street. I almost didn't recognise him out of a suit.
You seen any celebrities lately?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:53,
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Shut up.I said Kittens are fucking thick.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLibDBN5B_A
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:54,
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Madge from NeighboursSome of the Calendar Girls, Simon Armitage. Erm... that's it.
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I watched Frankie Boyle's live show the other night, what a load of dissapointing low-brow wank.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:55,
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I used to think he was greatbut he is doing the same jokes after two years. he needs something new.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:57,
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His improv is fantasticStand-up is getting a little stale, though.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:05,
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I work in Soho and see them daily.I think Counting Crows are a bit snoring I'm afraid. Counting Sheep, if you will...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:56,
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Mr. Jones is a fantastic song, out of them all. "Adam Duritz has repeatedly denied that Mr. Jones, is, in fact, his penis"(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:57,
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I probably wouldn't recognise them if I did.To me, celebrities are just people I don't know.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:56,
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You must recognise some.Sean Connery? Alex Salmond? Billy Connolly? Jackie Stewart? Lulu?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:10,
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I don't remember ever seeing any of them in the street,so empirically, no.
I don't think I'd even recognise Simon Munnery, and I've spoken to him.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:12,
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Noyou live in opposite land. The Counting Crows are rubbish and The Hold Steady are great. I've not a clue why they'd be supporting The Counting Crows to be fair.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:56,
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[something about Elbow being rubbish](
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:57,
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No, they were really bad.The guy spoke more than he sang. And if he wasn't completely out of his tree I'd be very surprised. Also: Oh look, I can sing about getting high and teenage life even though I'm middle aged and half the band are bald.
Absolutely afwul.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:59,
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yeah,everyone knows that middle aged folk spontaneously generate behind snooker halls.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:01,
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Yes.I made a playground for the little kiddies. Awwwwwwwww!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:58,
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I can see how you would think that.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:07,
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it's wrong.slice grate grate, not grate slice grate.
tchuh. amateurs.....
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:11,
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haha, shut bandShit. Band.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:59,
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I can't even be arsed editing thatthat's how shit they are
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:00,
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:01,
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I'm already running for the hills.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:02,
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*hides out in your shed*(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:09,
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Excellent concert though.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:00,
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better or worse than Same Difference?be honest now
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:05,
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I've never seen same difference.But the incest twins are undeniably creepy.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:06,
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www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1242010740/sd.jpg
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:08,
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That's very... very strange.,(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:08,
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I might do some Counting Crows porn tonight(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:10,
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I beg you not to.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:11,
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it's them or youand your gaybeard is a lot easier to blur into the background image
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:13,
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Counting Crows are shitter than you.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:01,
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Everyone is shitter than me.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:02,
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No, just Counting Crows,you are formidably shit.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:02,
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They'll sing songs about you in 300 years recounting your tales of shitness.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:04,
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*to the tune of Mr Jones*Sha la la la la la la... hmm, uh huh...
I was sat down on the internet
Readin' this threadddd on bee-tah
When M.O.T. strikes up a conversation
With a black haired, guy known as Maffers
WHAT THEY DON'T REALISE IS THAT - THEY'RE - BOTH - SHIT
WHILST GIGLAMESH PLAYS, GUITAIR.
[...]
M - O - T and meeee
We pander to all the internet women
"She just replied to you"
"Ah no, no, she was replying to JMG"
Fighting through the tear drops,
Coming through with KFC
When nobody loves you, we're both just as shit as can be.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:09,
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Counting Crows are almost as shit a 1/2 a Master Of Turnips(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:04,
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Harsh words DG...Harsh words....
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:04,
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Fuck off DG,I'm not more shit than Counting Crows.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:05,
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Baada bing! :DYou're like 5 Counting Crows CDs sellotaped together.
Infact, 1 Counting Crow is now the universal measurement of shitness.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:06,
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What's the Crow count of Coldplay, do you reckon?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:09,
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Parity.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:09,
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Post Parachutes I'd say 2/3 a Counting Crow(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:11,
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That's an interesting way to put up a fence.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:14,
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You are quite shit.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:06,
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I'm really not.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:08,
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I saw Buster Bloodvessel in a pubThat wasn't much of a surprise.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:10,
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Kittens are fucking thick.www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLibDBN5B_A
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:52,
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hahathey can be. Mind you most 3 month old babies can't even run.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:54,
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Tie the laser thingy to one tailAnd tie the other tail to its mate's collar. Japes.
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awww kittins!(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:56,
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Thick fucks.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:56,
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I want to kick you in the prostate gland until you piss your bladder out through your perineum(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:57,
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I think most b3tans would like to be me, and as ever without giving it all away, my lifestyle is yearned for the most.But taking B3ta's unwilling champion JMG out of the picture.
Which b3tan would you most like to be?
Please. No perverted answers where you claim to be a female b3tan and touch your honkers all day long.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:53,
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Dudeyou did ruin the only reason not to be oneself. I mean if you can't be a woman and play with a set of tits all day, what's the incentive ?
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:55,
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Of what ?I think of him as a sort of less famous, shyer version of Jack Osbourne.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:55,
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Then who's SexFace?Sharon Osbourne?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:58,
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90nz0They all have two accounts CANNY LAD HOW EH ?
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:59,
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They are both the same personif you look at them on TV, you never see their feet.
That's cause they only have three between them, one each, one shared.
HOW MAN !
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:00,
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Whatever Sammi's calledit would be fun being mental.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:56,
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+ with a face like the half melted waxwork of the elephant man(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:58,
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That's not fair or funny.The elephant man had a disease, he didn't deserve to be treated like some sort of fucked-up animal sub-human.
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WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:02,
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Truebut he's dead so fuck him.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:02,
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MORE LIKE MAXI-DANIt actually goes back inside my body when I sit up
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Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:01,
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noas it is not just used for peeing
call it 'the all-purpose pole of doom' or brian
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I drank a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale the other day and thought of you.I really do touch my honkers all day long, though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:54,
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There should be a token collection scheme with them to get your own JMG action doll.Brown Ale, not your tits.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:55,
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Cr3 seems like the best B3tan to be.He has all the luck.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57,
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he's got DA TECHNOLOGIES!If I was cr3 for a day i'd post Donkey Gums all my electrical goods c]:D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:02,
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I wouldnt want to be another human being.If I had to be someone else, I'd just pick the youngest, most healthy individual, purely for reasons of longevity.
HOW MAN YEZ ARE GANNIN DOON AT THE WEEKEND CANNY LAD !
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:54,
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HOWAY, YES MANFULHAM WIL SEND YIZ DOON !
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:58,
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Always one up on the typical internet.Well done that GMoS!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:55,
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If you became police dogI'd kill you and bum you.
I am not ruling out these actions even if you dont become police dog.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:56,
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It's not deal or no deal man !(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:59,
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*stabbity stab**bummity bum*
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:05,
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oh police dogyou always know just what to say
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:22,
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can we be a male b3tan and touch our moobs all daywhilst bouncing up and down in front of a mirror
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you'd so want to be mykeyfilming your moobs up close for people and then panning back slowly to show them the full picture
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Smearing your moobs in pie gravythen licking it off.
In front of a webcam.
With moohalaa looking on, wanking in front of his computer.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:02,
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This is the way the internet will end.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:03,
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Theoban dressed as Cowfoot(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:55,
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Police DogI wonder if anyone would want to be me :S
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:55,
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i'll be youyou be me*,
we'll make a sitcom
*i may be getting the better deal, sorry
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57,
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YOUSTILLCAN!everyone's resons are different why you want to be b3tan's answer to a girly cockney fopster.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:00,
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can i be donkeygums as wellwe could all share being him
dibs on monday and tuesday
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I'm fine with this.When I'm not him, I shall be Blue Star.
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thealternativefact, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:09,
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i'll be cr3 on a wednesdayjmg on thursday nights and azrael at weekends
i'll be myself the rest of the time but bou when i'm asleep for the crazy dreams
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Donkey GumsI'd rub my skinny knees at ladies all day and set up a kissing booth, while twirling my hair about.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:56,
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how are you?I hear it went on till closing time on friday? :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:01,
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Good thanks!It did indeed. I ended up going someplace else and walking home to birdsong.
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thealternativefact, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:03,
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much more hardcore than uswe got a curry and pootled home :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:04,
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Sounds delightfully civilised :)It was good to meet you.
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thealternativefact, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:06,
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Fucking hell, a curryThat's my dinner plans sorted now. GOOD IDEA.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:12,
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Don't be daft.You can't get curry in France!
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:17,
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I'll have to make it myselfDesperate times require desperate measures.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:18,
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I doAnd it comes out alright, if badly lit.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:20,
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I do actually do that quite a lot too.My sparrow knees attract the laydeees.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:59,
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I don't know, Jamster.I'm going to go out and buy a drill, now.
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GOOD MAN EVENT, THERE.*Toolbelt*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:59,
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HE'S BUYING A MASSIVE MAN DRILL(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:00,
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How man, buy a mandrill man(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:00,
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the transformation is complete(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:01,
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cr3could anyone please point me to some sites like smouch.net/lol, or moldymen?
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weaver., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:03,
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GMoSCause he's climby-awesome
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:03,
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CHRIS FUCKING PACKHAM.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:07,
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You and sexface could whore yourselves out as a Gigolo tag-team.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:15,
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One of the young ones so I can have a bash at my a levels again.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:10,
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You really shouldn't bring all your mates to be socially awquard and then get drunk, in the middle of doing an A-Level exam.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:11,
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Bash, as in, having a go at doing something.... and Bash, as in, a bit of a party.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:14,
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OH I SEEsorry Gonz, I'm knackered.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:15,
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Never mind, home time soon !=)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:22,
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but you wouldn't,it would just mean you'd have to sit their A-levels for them.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:13,
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How long am I them?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:14,
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I've thought about this for ages and I've got to say, they're all shitso I'd like to be Jennifer Rush instead
Power of love is such a great song
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:11,
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Her with all the teeth?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:12,
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not all of themI mean, they probably wouldn't all fit in one mouth
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:14,
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Yet she somehow manages.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:14,
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Would you be able to sing it properlywhile tweaking her nips with one hand and fingering her growler with the other though ?
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:13,
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Red RocketI hear he's dead sexy and all the birds fancy him and that.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:12,
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You sound like my girlfriend.Before she left.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:23,
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Glued Eelthen I'd empty his fridge, burn his house down and steal all his pogs.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:18,
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Anyoneand I'd use my new internet identity to validate my real one and therefore strike no. 10 off of the earlier list
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no WAITI'd be Captain Wow
and I'd shut the fuck up for once
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:27,
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there's an ignore button if you give a shit enough.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:34,
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oopsnerve, hit
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:39,
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Not reallyjust considering how ineffectual you are. Whine moan whinge blub cry about something you can easily change, yet you still don't change it. Meh.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:41,
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I'm not moaningtruth is, I'm quite impressed
I'm amazed anyone can find the time to be top of the stats pages for both /talk and /board for almost an entire week and still have nothing particularly interesting to say
good work there, keep it up! but maybe spend some time spreading the lurve on qotw and /links too. and maybe add a calendar event or two.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:49,
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Nah, not when I get such a good reception from you.If anything, I should devote more time to you.
I don't quite get the whole 'grumpy grumpy oh I am such a grumpy little man' thing, but if that's your Internet Persona, I'm all ears.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:50,
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don't feel you need to single me out for special treatmentI mean, there must be a good ten or eleven posts in this page that you haven't replied to yet
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:53,
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Oh but I must. That's how you do it, right?Decide on a person that hasn't actually wronged you in any way, and then bore them to tears?
I know, I know.
Anyway, calm down, I'm going home now to play music and be constructive. You and the rest of the Superior Internet People* (I'm surprised those words will even agree to be seen with each other) can breathe a sigh of relief.
*don't forget their senses of humour.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:54,
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haha, you're shit at everything(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:02,
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I'd be Gilgamesh and chisel by stone like grumpy face into a smileMight wear some cowboy boots too.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:29,
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I'm nice really!/ac`
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:33,
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You're only nice when you've recently pushed a spastic into some nettlesI may have to hang around your local nettle patch daily to rectify this.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:35,
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Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya.When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:44,
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I'd be Marcus' Dad(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:32,
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I'll help you.I think it'll have to be a team effort.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:39,
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I have a great big lump of cakewith coffee buttercream icing and whipped cream filling.
I baked this myself.
I'm sharing it instead of being a fat cunt.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52,
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send me some then, you heartless bastard(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:55,
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Pop round and get itin some loose fitting clothes...
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:01,
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YAYI'm going to do baking in a bit.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:57,
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with the talking stove?hello blue star
raaaa
let's make a cake
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:59,
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I've been reading Kathy Reichs and Stephen FryBooks.
Books?
BOOKS!
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:41,
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Fucking hell.I like Kathy Reichs books. Well, the ones I've read.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:42,
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BOOKS! BOOKS! BOOKS!*grabs chair and spins around*
BOOKS! BOOKS!
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Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:42,
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I sincerely hope you're actually doing thatnot just typing it. That's cheating.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46,
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I spoke recently of reading 9/11 "truth movement" books to see what it's all about.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:42,
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Somebody with a third chin managed to get themselves worked right up.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:42,
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These fatties and their"OMG WTF, WHERE IS THE REMOTE ! OH LOL, IT'S STUCK IN THE VOLUMINOUS FOLDS OF MY FLESHY ABDOMEN ROFL! "
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44,
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Susan Lard and the Boil of DOOM !(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46,
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I hate certain elements of Pop Culture.Usually a week after ITV or the BBC ram it at us from all angles.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46,
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52,
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I just read 'Concrete Island'it was very good, feels a bit like a sequel to 'crash'.
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WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:42,
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argh!I want to read the Slaughterhouse Five next. But I must finish at least one of my two first.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:43,
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I reckon a b3ta book group might be interestingany takers?
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44,
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I'd be up for thatthere'd be plenty of arguing, mind.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44,
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Shut up you prole yes there would(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:47,
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YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WORD HOLEThere would be NO arguing
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Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:49,
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Chin-strap.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:50,
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I like arguingprovided it doesn't descend into a fight.
I like a good intellectual discussion. Any reading list suggestions?
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:48,
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kurt vonnegut?(sp?)
i read that recently
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45,
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that's the oneI hear it's good.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46,
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also, i thought that slaughterhouse five related to a group of 5 people too(i'm assuming you think this way because you put 'the' at the beginning)
but it's actually the building, as in the fifth slaughterhouse
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:47,
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ahh okmy mistake :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:49,
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I'm reading Bagombo Snuff Box at the moment.It's a collection of his short stories. I find Vonnegut a bit hit and miss, though. He has a style of writing that I sometimes find really hard to get into.
I've been reading a bit of Philip K. Dick and Asimov recently, too.
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I like Philip K DickUbik was good, and A Maze of Death should be read purely for its ridiculousness.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52,
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I like Ubik, haven't read the other one.My favourite novel of his is probably A Scanner Darkly, although many of his short stories are also excellent.
Some of his books I enjoy but find really confusing and can't really make sense of without a few rereads. The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, for example. But he's very good at putting you into the minds of his characters.
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A Scanner Darkly is very goodand Do androids dream of electric sheep?.
I know what you mean - he throws you into the books headfirst. I spend 2/3rds of it going "huh?" but then suddenly it all makes sense.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:58,
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I thoroughly recommend Kurt Vonnegut as an author,and a lover.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:49,
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Me toosome of them had words as well as pictures.
I've been reading Wind in the Willows and the "Apple tree farm" books a lot lately.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44,
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the last book I read was called Mockingbird, I was told it was good and I'd enjoy it.It was the worst book I have ever read.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:48,
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I once read The Da Vinci Code from cover to coversimply so that I could have a valid opinion when telling my ex how completely shit it was.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:50,
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no wai!i have catch 22, pride and predjudice and zombies, marvel civil war and dc's identity crisis (last 2 borrowed from foldsfive) to read
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:49,
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I've got 'human, all too human' by Nietszche to read(
GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:50,
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Catch-22 is proper acehope you enjoy it.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:51,
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Paper with words in them.Wonderful tomes capable of transporting you to chepstow and other mythical locales.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45,
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Two women who live in a house, who's husbands are doing time.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:44,
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birds of a feather(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45,
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10 points(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46,
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Man moves to Boston after his father gets ill and gets a new contract for his job.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:48,
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10 points.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:02,
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i'm reading revelationby c j sansom at the moment, it's ok and i might read the ones that came before it after this one
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mostly the Patricia Cornwell & Tess Gerritsen ones I've missed so farmmmm crimey
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moohalaa, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:47,
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Puffs should only read martina cole.You're a terrible gay.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:48,
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And erotic novels.She gave in to the pressing warmth of his swelling intent etc.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:49,
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Your thread was variouslyshit, gappy, boring, old news, about telly and by you.
needledick.
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WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:41,
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I applaud you(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40,
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Telling you about the fudge.Very nice.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40,
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Said Wormulus to his awkward errection when at Church(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40,
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I can't help itbeing at church reminds me of the vicar of Dibley
*phwoar*
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WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:42,
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That was a disturbing game(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:43,
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Capital work there Captain WormyCapital work.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40,
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Push it, push it, push it real good.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:42,
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What the hell are ITV 2 going to fill their schedules with nowthat Katie and Pete have split up?
Oh, wait, 5 years of ' Katie and Petere's pink flowery divorce'....
...followed by 'Back together again by Katie and Peter'...
and then the inevitable single and OK spread at their renewing of vows ceremony.
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Maybe you could write a review about it.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39,
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I've just had some fudge. It was lovely.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39,
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Vanilla? Chocolate? Pecan?What kind of fudge?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40,
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Plain with chocolate on.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:41,
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There is always the chancethat one of them will get terminal cancer. Then they will become "the peoples prince/princess"
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Nah, not lowest common denominator enoughThey need to have a live custardy fight. With custard.
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I reckon they'll simply find some fat ugly Scot who can sing...Mykey, how are you at the warbling business?
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40,
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JMGPoking the internet ants nest with a stick of derision since 2003
Let's discuss cryptozoology.
Off you go...
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:36,
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Comma beastApparently it exists
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:36,
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She does look like a looming mental patientI think she will grow up to look like Susan Boyle.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37,
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I've never been harsh about Commabut if I was, it would look a little like that.
She looks like the kind of person who brings her own marmite sandwiches everywhere.
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WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:38,
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marmite!yeast is an animal!
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39,
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I like Comma's online persona. I am kind to no-one though.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39,
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The Russian for hippois "begemot" (except in Cyrillic) from the name "behemoth".
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:38,
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I knew that.But it's more likely a protoceratops, by my reckoning, based on the same fossils found in Mongolian gold mines that inspired gryphons. Although in Hebrew it simply means "ox" (curiously, feminine plural).
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45,
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I always read that as if Michael Jackson was saying it.BE-HEEEE moth
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39,
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I saw a chimaera onceShot poisonous spikes at me. Terrible stuff. I escaped by hiding behind the sofa.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37,
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The Americans REALLY love Bigfoot.The Chupacabra sounds much cooler - it sucks goats dry and leaves just their skins.
And all we get stuck with is Nessie and Pookha.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37,
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you mean piston really <i>is</i> human?(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37,
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To be fairBigfoot is a feasible creature, the Chupacabra is just a load of old sweaty mexican bollocks.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:38,
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is it really?maybe in Nepal or somewhere like that, but I would have thought America would be pretty well-documented.
Plus all the grainy footage looks like a man in a suit. With saggy man-breasts.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39,
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like you can get a suitin mykeys size range..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40,
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I dont beleive itbut there are vast tracts of nothing in the US. It really is a huge place. I've been to woodlands in oregon where you can sit on the top of a hill and not be able to see any signs of civilisation in any direction.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:41,
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Ah, I didn't think there was all that much spacebut thinking about it, it is a whole continent.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:42,
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a black doghuge with red eyes. Seen on roads, crossroads, things like that. In Devon specifically, I think.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40,
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I once owned an EsquilaxIt had the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37,
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I owned a UnicornA witch had shapeshifted it into the semblance of a gerbil however and I was unable to convince the scientific community of it's significance.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39,
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i owned a unicronbut he was destroyed by a bunch of robots
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40,
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I think a unicorn was just a dickhead horse.THis is still my favourite JMG sketch in the last few weeks. www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/onsite/jpg/jmgbreath.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:38,
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okInvention of the term "cryptozoology" is often attributed to zoologist Bernard Heuvelmans, though Heuvelmans attributes coinage of the term to the late Scottish explorer and adventurer Ivan T. Sanderson. Heuvelmans' 1955 book On the Track of Unknown Animals traces the scholarly origins of the discipline to Anthonie Cornelis Oudemans and his 1892 study, The Great Sea Serpent. Heuvelmans argued that cryptozoology should be undertaken with scientific rigor, but with an open-minded, interdisciplinary approach. He also stressed that attention should be given to local, urban and folkloric sources regarding such creatures, arguing that while often layered in unlikely and fantastic elements, folktales can have small grains of truth and important information regarding undiscovered organisms. Loren Coleman, a modern popularizer of cryptozoology, has chronicled the history and personalities of cryptozoology in his books.
Another notable book on the subject is Willy Ley's Exotic Zoology (1959). Ley was best known for his writings on rocketry and related topics, but he was trained in paleontology, and wrote a number of books about animals. Ley's collection Exotic Zoology is of some interest to cryptozoology, as he discusses the Yeti and sea serpents, as well as relict dinosaurs. The book entertains the possibility that some legendary creatures (like the sirrush, the unicorn or the cyclops) might be based on actual animals, through misinterpretation of the animals and/or their remains. Also notable is the work of British zoologist and cryptozoologist Karl Shuker, who has published 12 books and countless articles on numerous cryptozoological subjects since the mid-1980s.
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39,
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I'm not much the wiserbut thanks for the effort.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:41,
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