Morning Poo.
Slighly loose in composition with a disproportionate amount of splash.
Redeemed by the lack of wipeage required.

6/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:19, archived)

That's pretty early for a morning poo.
I don't normally get started until about 7.45
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:31, archived)

I prefer to wait until I'm at work
So I can get paid for it and pretend I'm a professional shitter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

what do you mean "Pretend"?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 7:55, archived)

I totally just watered my house plants
What's your favourite internal organ?

I like the pancreas. Although the duodenum is not without merit.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 5:47, archived)

Thyroid gland all the way.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 May 2009, 5:50, archived)

*endocrine gland fives*

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 5:51, archived)

I don't get along well with my internal organs.
I like my sternum, though. It's a nice quiet bone that hasn't caused me any problems. Yet.
( Shiksa, Fri 29 May 2009, 5:55, archived)

When you have your heart attack and need a bypass it will get in the way of the surgeons trying to save your life.
The saw will break and a piece of shrapnel will fly off and puncture your lung causing you to drown in your own blood.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 May 2009, 5:59, archived)

as long as I'm under anesthesia, it's all good.
plus, that's more badass than dying from INTERNAL ORGAN CANCER.
( Shiksa, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:05, archived)

Any way that doesn't involve fire, gunfire or travelling at over 80mph isn't badass enough.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:12, archived)

Has to be the liver
Does loads of important stuff (so look after it, folks) and can repair itself/regenerate (if allowed; liver damage is only reversible if you stop doing whatever it is that caused the damage) and bits of one can be surgically removed and given to someone else (partial liver transplant) so that it can grow into a new liver in the same way that you can grow plants from cuttings.
( custard, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:15, archived)

I fear it may be too late for mine

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:23, archived)

really?
How old are you? I woudn't worry about a not that healthy liver (in terms of not being able to reverse the damage) if I was under 50 (not that people should interpret that as being able to treat it badly for most of your life and not suffer any consequences).
( custard, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:27, archived)

I turned 50 about 10 weeks ago
And I think I indulge in a little more than the Governments stated maximum number of daily units...however, at my last medical (January)I was declared to be in extremely good nick
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:29, archived)

HOLY CRAP YOU'RE OLD






not that far behind you actually
( Shiksa, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:37, archived)

I often wondered why so many assume that everyone that posts here is in their mid twenties
I think there are more than a few of the older generation who participate
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:59, archived)

I'm closer to 35 than 34, and I often feel old here

( custard, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:13, archived)

PS: Like your animations....

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:19, archived)

Lots of people drink quite a bit for a long time and don't suffer from anything serious as a result
although (like smokers that live in their ninties) their health would be better if they drank less.

I only tell people (usually people who think govt. sponsored health campaigns/guidelines are like having people break in your house and stealing all of your booze instead of just being advice/guidance that you are free to ignore) to consider drinking less/not getting drunk so often (I love alcoholic drinks, but I rarely drink more than 7-8 units a week) because of the increased risks of something nasty happening as opposed to telling them that their drinking will kill them.
( custard, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:44, archived)

This is sound advice
But I rarely get drunk, in addition, I don't drink every day, but, if you were to take it over a week it certainly overhauls the guidelines by quite a bit...
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:56, archived)

you don't need to drink much every day to exceed more than 3-4 units a day (limit for blokes)
especially if you prefer wines and spirits to more watery drinks (I don't, so my couple of 500ml bottles of ale/beer every other evening or every third evening is enough for me).

That said, these limits are a bit abritrary; they only revised the limits (downwards) a few years back because they felt that they 'ought to' do it.

It's easy to identify really heavy drinking (people who regularly drink 40-50+ units a week usually end up in hospital long before anyone their age should), but nobody knows where the borderline between no adverse long-term health effects and some adverse long-term health effects is for a specific individual.

All anyone can do (and should do) is weigh up the risks, and don't do blatantly stupid things like drink heavily during pregnancy (= very high risk of foetal alcohol syndrome)
( custard, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:12, archived)

that maximum daily units
has no basis in fact, it's just a number some civil servant thought sounded about right.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:40, archived)

To an extent I agree
But I do believe there is a maximum and I have had the head the next day to prove it!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:42, archived)

This is true
There is a level of drinking which is dangerous and/or is pretty much certain to cause long-term health problems, but nobody knows where the boundary between 'you'll get away it' drinking and 'you're going to die of liver failure or some other grotesque complication like complications resulting from hypertension in the portal vein caused by a diseased/cirrhosis ridden liver*' drinking is.

*(less blood/minute can flow through a diseased liver = higher blood pressure/hypertension in the blood vessels that supply the liver with bllod)
( custard, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:56, archived)

spam
spam
(KittyKate, Fri 29 May 2009, 4:37, archived)

Hi Kate,
We don't enjoy commercial spam here. Try contacting this website's owner about paying to advertise. Seems to work for most people.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

Non Commercial Spam
Is however appreciated, the Low Salt kind to fit in with our continued emphasis on foodstuffs, alcohol, fetid mimsies and general bollocks.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 4:45, archived)

Spam Luncheon Meat
is welcome at any time of day or night!

Oasis can fuck off, though. I don't know whether it's the drink or band, but both are equally bland and uninteresting, so I suppose it hardly matters.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 4:47, archived)

I made Spam Fritters last weekend
Tempura Batter, a tin of Spam and a small portion of Salad to counteract the greasiness.....forgot how good they were but realised a whole can's worth is not suitable for a single sitting.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 4:48, archived)

Hi Kate.
As this is your first post I can only assume your first account got banned.
Kindly get the message and insert your damn Oasis up your lady cavern and stop fucking bothering us with your unsolicited spam.

Cheers
Mue.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 29 May 2009, 5:34, archived)

here's a comment - suck mah balls, cuntoid

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 5:40, archived)

SPAM, LIES, BULLSHIT AND SPAM
 
www.b3ta.com/talk/6179532
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:25, archived)

Good Find...

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 6:27, archived)

yeah well that KittyKate account only has one message posted
which is this thread, and therefore a lie.

therefore I do not wish to know anything at all about this shitty little site.

I PREFER TO AUGMENT MY REALITY THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:02, archived)

Preparing a hangover
What do you do to avoid a hangover? LOLavoidALOLCOHOL.. yeah...

Mine is tea and toast..

Has there been anymore QOTW fannyvectoring?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

step down from 5% beer to 4% beer
on a night out, if I want to last well into the eve then lay of the Stella and Kronenbourg and Export.

Have ordinary drinking lager.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

I usually keep to the shittest of lagers
Carling
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

Fannyvectoring?
People are getting far too upset over this.

Anyway, Gatorade is the best. Drink it before going to bed, and again when you get up.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

I noticed it and it seemed /talk was in flux about it

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

The fatter types are upset at it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

*wobbles*

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

The jealous rage is almost tangible sometimes.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

I tend to mucnch on toast when I've had a heavyy night in the pub
Drink bloody tonns of water, take some vitamin C and cod liver coil before I go to sleep, then sleep for 10 hours. Drink like a thirsty bastard in the morning. The hangover is non-existent.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

It would seem you need your solution now

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

Yes
I'm fucking hammered. I've eaten lamb, beef AND pork tonight, with a mixed grill, so I'm going to be encouraging my hangover with constipation tomorrow.

EDIT: I just cracked up at 'cod liver coil'
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

If you were really "hammered", you wouldn't be on here telling us all how drunk you are.
Here: www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk/
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

Alcoholics go to meetings
I am a drunk

/tshirt banter
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

push a Jar Jar Binks action figure down your urethra

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

PHANTOM MENACE CAN FUCK OFF

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

meee sir??? me's a-lodged against yo prostate gland
how rude!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:07, archived)

Chair on bed with a pint of water on before I go out.
Nah this I a lie. I've never done this.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:33, archived)

best hangover avoidance measure is to drink at least a pint of water (but not in one go/gulp; take your time) and eat something a bit sugary & startchy (like toast withjam)
when you get home/before you go to bed (and do the same in the morning).

I would avoid the tea.
( custard, Fri 29 May 2009, 5:25, archived)

Gargh, I could scream
Apparently nursing isn't a worthwhile job!

GARGH

What are you up to? Why aren't you in bed?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

Bcause it is not dark here!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

Well, yes, your sig implies that!
How're you later today?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

Angry
Coz my toaster has just exploded and I have the flu.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

That is Not Cool
Sorry mate!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

The lack of toast is a problem
The bigger problem is the erratic power supply and the fact that you have to bribe the State Electricity employees to repair the damage.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

Do it yourself

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

Not recommended
There is no guarantee that the wiring is in any way shape or form to be trusted
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

Just threaten to expose them with the evidence you have
Works in the UK
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

This is Indonesia
Nothing works like that here
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

Hello SE
bashing? or otherwise coming to Earl's Court?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

Yes, yes I am. I live on the district line
If my boyfriend won't come, I'm going to drag DSOTS
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

exkellents
hope to see you in the mad whirl of 88 people in a pub function room all saying 'no, what's your SCREEN name, I don't know who you are really'.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

Yes, it'll be fun
I'm Sammi though. You'll know this by Wicca'd Witch glaring at me.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

profile pic probably helps also.
I'll probably be holding the despised Bash Cam so that'll be me.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

Great, keep it pointed away from me
I'm not the slightest girl, and any cam makes me look infinitely fatter!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:03, archived)

ve haff vays off maykink you pose
it's all removable by request anyway. I usually show pic for approval before flitting off.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:07, archived)

Yes, yes, I have a good side
My non-wonky side :D

Though it's still wonky, but with straighter teef
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

my good side
is my shins. They are definitely the least wrong bit of me. All else is subject to rightful criticism.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

Pffft
I'm an ugly, fat, racist, thick cunt according to b3ta.

But according to real life, I'm ugly, fat, non-racist and actually quite intelligent. But by the time I've drank myself half into a coma on the tube, this won't be prevalent :)
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

as someone that has endured their fair share of wankers
and beyond,

my call. First pint's on me.

Second pint, we can flip a coin for it.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

DEAL!
I will NEVER say no to a free pint
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

you may take it and walk if you wish.
/dull cunt on the internet not trying to entrap conversations by offering pints.

Anyway, you lose the toss, you're getting the next ones in.

/egalitarian attitude in this new age of equality.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

Hey, it's a deal
I don't mind, but I probably won't be able to spot you in a room of 88 people, so it'll be your honesty:p
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

reviewing this years "summer" music tracks and drinking low alcohol beer.
I shall go to bed soon, I have been up since 6am
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

May all your dreams be goatse!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

they usually are
tonight I think maybe some botox girl or some other old meme
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

What exactly is "Summer Music"
Is it like that shit that everyone hums as they get back from Spain and becomes a number one in August?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

more or less yes
"europop" "italo disco" type stuff.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

Ja Ja Ja was is los, was is das?
/not 2009
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

Eins, zwei, Polizei, Drei, vier, grenadier' Fünf, sechs, alte hex' Sieben, acht, gute Nacht. Ja, ja, ja, was is' los, was ist das
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

Seriously, I've seen the video
But I can only imagine men in Y-fronts and dodgy facial hair dancing Yatta style :(
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

not as bad as this though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXdgYuDZ_GA

one of my favourite 80's europop tunes.... until I saw that.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

Utterly terrible

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:08, archived)

I tried that
But Failed
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

well yes
calling a track with screaming guitars "satans keyboard" was a but silly.

europop is all about bass synths and catchy riffs. very little geetar.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

It was named because of the synth part in the background which my daughter called the devils work
Bass synths and catchy RIFFS ?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:08, archived)

yes almost like that
but with more synthy arpeggios and stuffs
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

I need to buy
The Roland MV8800 but, at almost 2000 quid I don't think the misses would entertain that purchase
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

Cruel Summer

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

Go on, then.
Scream a bit. You'll probably feel better.

I didn't get up today until half five. I have a four hour exam at 9 o'clock tomorrow. I feel that my best bet is just to stay awake until that's over.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:07, archived)

I can't scream
My boyfriend's the real life JMG, and his mum's a GP
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

Scream very quietly.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

Oh, hang on... what retarded fuckwit said nursing is not a worthwhile job?

( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha thanks
My boyfriend. Who also won't go to the bash.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

erm,.
I think he should be supportive and show an interest in what you like.

You can reciprocate by not going to see Cradle of Filth with him and spend the night in watching Steel magnolias with a box of chox and a bottle of baileys.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

Meh
Supportive? Remember the thread?!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

there's something that does combine both your interests though
shift work is a pisser.

a MASSIVE pissser.

unpredictible, subject to change at short notice....

if you're going to nurse and get a SRN qual then perhaps agent out. It's not reliable but when you do work it pays well. RGNs are a dogsbody to all. And the uniform isn't nearly half as pleasant as it used to be (male point of view)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

SRN?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

State registered Nurse
It comes with exams and is considered equivalent to a degree I think
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

state registered nurse
mind you things have probably changed since I was at the job centre
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

I'll be doing access and a diploma, presumably NHS shit
But I'll be going as high as I can.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

nursing is a difficult, time consuming, hazardous, soul sapping, thankless job
where you only get to pick up new diseases, deal with difficult people and mop up sick and shit.

Plus it's not that well paid.

But if it's your vocation to help others.....?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:24, archived)

All that, but certainly not worthless!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

there is the supposed side-benefit
that a sizeable proportion of males you look after will fall in love with you.

Depends if they're all ancient/pervy (well, that's up to you to decide what's pervy and what is not) and downright 'that's classified as an assault'. Try for a genteel place of employment if you do choose this career path
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

I'm more into the stress of A+E, you know?
Working under stress is my speciality.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

NURSE! This patient is flatlining!
It's 2AM!!!

FIND ME A STARBUCKS' (latte with a shot of ginger and half decaf mocha tibetan-style) COFFEE while I plug in the recusimatic-a-mation.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

Because my kitten is a complete spanner and poked his eye on something
and now requires more than 100% of my attention 100% of the time.
( Tosh and Becks, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

I stayed up 3 days solid once
Because my guinea pig pup couldn't shut the fuck up. She was lovely though, and ended up my best friend when I was a kid.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

hello new person

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

a member for 3 years, 9 months and 27 days
has posted 285 messages on the talk board
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

I don't know it, therefore it's a new person

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

I'm making Flash send and receive XML to and from an ASP.NET handler DLL which communicates with a mySQL database
eat THAT, so-called SilverLight WCF services
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

I read that
And white noise just interfered
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

that's because your tiny human brain is incapable of understanding these concepts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

Yes, I deal with people
And leave the nerdy stuff to the virgins.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

hang on ... taking notes here ... Sammi ... bit .. thick
ok, carry on
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:01, archived)

blimey
with all that , I'd have assumed you were a lovely santa-claus style soft fluffy character who was benign and loving to all.

Guess we caught you on your off-year :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

p.s.
stack overrun buffer exploit possibility?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

it doesn't expose any buffers or byte arrays as public methods
so no, can't happen
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 3:04, archived)

Salesmen
Hot hatches being driven about my town, all by octogenarians. Are they all geriatric speed racers, or have the salesman baffled them into buying a GTi RS4 iX FL-24 M-zzz Gazundo MasterWagonBlitzer coupe when what they really want is a pound of oranges??
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

I hear you, I hear you..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

Maybe I was too harsh earlier on
the JMG post is a rallying call

The content within the thread may settle after packing, or be versatile and intelligent.

After all, who would recognise a fanfare if it changed every time majesty approached?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

It'd be like the Queen dressing up in a Shell Suit for public events.
At first it'd new, and somewhat entertaining.
But after a while it just wouldn't be her. Just some old bird nobody cares for.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

There's a lot of moaning on this board at the moment.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

sound turned up on the RedTube windows
leaking onto the internet
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

thats down to the fact that they can now afford the insurance
or an end of life crisis or something.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

aha!
'how many miles do you drive a year?'

'about 40'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

bloke around the corner from me has a 67 Ford Mustang
it does 20 miles a year, he drives it to the garage and then to the MOT centre. The rest of its life is spent on a trailer going to shows.

I keep wanting to scream at him, DRIVE THE FUCKER. or something.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

just spends the time
firing it up and revving it for the noise?

I hear that is the same fate as the original KITT
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

more or less
I will admit though it is absolutely spotless and the most immaculate thing I have seen.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

shame you never saw
th immacculate conception

sounds like sex in a sterile operating theatre to me.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

sounds like a load of bolloxs
I mean, that Joseph bloke must be soft in the head. Imagine falling for the old "its gods child" line.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

well it didn't look like
a typical hebrew child, what with the pale skin and golden hair etc.

sounds like there may have been some vikings down in Gallillee around the time of the mystery 'conception'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

very much so
I hear they still owe the inn keeper a load of money.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

made up for it with marketing though
every christmas and easter he has to put on the answerphone, "YES we're full. Try the Bethlehem Travelodge".
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:03, archived)

That's an odd thought.
Down here, Micras are what's 'down wit da octos'
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

down here?
I was directly posting on my experience in Cornwall back in the early noughties. Down here south England, or down here southern hemisphere?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

that is not a good sentence

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Yes
but I had to condense. I am naturally verbose, but /talk doesn't like paragraphs. Some sacrifices may have been made to mother grammar.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:48, archived)

oh for fucks sake
"Double You - Please don't go" has been remixed and re-released for the summer. Christ on a fucking bike, can nobody write or sing anything new these days?

I seriously think a b3tan could make it to number one - what would you sing?
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

the chicken tonight jingle

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

I shall do a remix of
the shake and vac commercial.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

I would sing Chelovechki
by t.A.T.u. but two octaves lower.

Hey, if Sisters of Mercy can do Jolene by dolly parton then why not?

however I would not make it to number 1.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

I would make sure it does
by rigging the charts like we used to do in the 80's
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

so that's what
'rigging boots' are for.

In case you drop all the hype wholesale singles on your toes while running out of Makro and dropping them in the boot of yoru Mercedes....,

p.s. are you Louie Walsh? cos if you are I'd like to congratulate you on the ephemeral story about Westlife being up their own arses about getting a number 1 until LW takes them to the boot of his car and shows them the trunkload of CDs he's bought to endure they get to the top of the charts......
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

I've just been on the Newsround website looking at what the kids like these days.
Children are really shit at knowing what's good. They're also more goodie-goodie than I ever gave them credit for...42% say "family" is their favourite thing, in the world. What is this madness? They also prefer Lewis Hamilton to Jenson Button, for fuck knows what reason.
How thick were you as a child?
( Malchick, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

that's newsround for christ's sake
only nerdy goody-two shoes watch newsround
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

in my day it was John Cravens Newsround
then they took it from him the bastards
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

the very next week he killed two research assistants with a sawn-off shotgun before turning the gun on himself

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

I decided to see why he left.
His Wikipedia page has pearl of insight in it:
"On the program 16 November 2008, in an item about Oyster fishing in Truro, John revealed that he is allergic to oysters."

Who the shit watched that programme and said "THE WORLD MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS! TO WIKIPEDIA!"
( Malchick, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

I watched it when I was about 12.
Then I sent them scathing emails saying that they were patronising to their audience. They told me to watch the 6 o'clock news instead :(
( Malchick, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

wow, that makes you some kind of mega-dweeb

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

I just found it frustrating that they talk so far down to kids.
There were a lot of shows also on CBBC at the time that didn't do that, so Newsround was frustrating.
( Malchick, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

I thought if you stood up to bullies
they would run away.

biff bang ouch not every time.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

I watched "Les Battersby" and Sinitta on ch4catchup
I'm fucking miserable and desolate...but am I still scraping the 'watchable' barrel?
(Popiella Jones, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

that's practically line cleaning fluid.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:02, archived)

I am so fucking tired right now.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:02, archived)

have you thought of going to bed?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

can't until I've removed 120 more words.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

just cut a chunk out of the middle section
they'll probably only read the start and the end
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

Woo hoo.
Done and printed.

Now to double check it makes sense and go to bed :D
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

I just had sandwiches with chicken pasta salad on them
One had STUFFING in it. Marvellous.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:02, archived)

so the response to anything is:
I'm ever so boring!!!! YAY
(Popiella Jones, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:03, archived)

:(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

This is one of those threads that I can't react to,
because I don't know how.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:02, archived)

that certainly is a mixture of words you used right there

( scott,, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

I know nothing about this ch4catchup
But Esme recommended "Being Human" which I have since downloaded and thoroughly enjoyed!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/catch-up
Maybe. But I was watching the thing with the broken kids, and then there were 3 episodes of when they were babie...it's terrible, but it is playing on the, oh will they survive or wont they...and when you've just watched the ep when they're 9 it takes the point out of watching when they were 2
(Popiella Jones, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

You're shit even as an alternate account.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

The mystery is who it belongs to

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:08, archived)

Popiella Jones is no fake account.
Or if she is Wormulus has really outdone himself.

www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22popiella+jones%22
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

"wow! I've never eaten bum slugs before"

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

Yesterday evening I went to a roller disco.
That was fun.

Tonight I am here. This is shit.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

Me.
What's your current feeling for JMG, in one word?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

karate

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

AWESOME

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Bald

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Dole

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

ONE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

img149.imageshack.us/img149/6873/jmgdole.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

At a time, yes
:)
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Mum

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

FUCKING COMBO

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Quick fingers.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

I have a beard
/Fucking random ac
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

*beard fives*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

*five beards*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

bulbospongiosus

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

Fun

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

I can see you're above this kind of thing.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

I'm enjoying this back and forth banter.
It makes me smile.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

I AM SM1LING MORE THAN J00.
etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

Oh man.
Not the leet speak.

You've made shake my head, slowly.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Now you're sad?
I've won. I'm not sure what. But I've romped to victory.

Everybody on their feet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

*The JMG Anthem*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Today it's basically a Jungle remix of "I've got the Power!".
GMoS on drums.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

Hah hah.
I never said I was sad.

Therefore I win, *hobbles lap of honour due to foot having gone to sleep*

I've got ten minutes of power, I think its time for bed.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

I'VE WON. I'M LEAVING.
I'd like to point out to you all that I am smiling.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

I'm smiling so much.
My head is about to split in two.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

I'm smiling so much I've told the internet I'm smiling.
I'm smiling at the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

Can we see a photo of you smiling at the internet?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

Phew!
That'd be difficult to find, as such is the rarity of the occasion.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

Make a chubby cry and quickly snap a photo,
job done
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

Confetti.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

Most JMG parades end with confetti and a pub fight.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

Geordie

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

Championship

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

Football lolz.
Close to the bone....
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

My team is in the FA cup final
I have the right :)
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

My team was in the FA cup final last year.
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

JMG, I need to remove 230 words from my report.
What should I search and destroy?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

Liverpool.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

Soliton

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

Not relevent to my business project.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

procedure

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

I didn't use that word once.
You're no good at this.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

I don't know,
action?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

"The"

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

Why remove words?!
People are so mean on you, MoT.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

3000 word limit.
I've used 3230

Massive penalties for failure to adhere :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Shorten the back and sides.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

this.
most, if not all, sentences in any dissertation will be tautologous, contain redundancy, and be generally overly verbose and circumlocuitive.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

My dissertation was concise without being too concise.
Just the perfect amount of wordage.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Demonstrably not.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

I handed it in a month ago.
Since then I've lost the power to use the english language effectively.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

That's what studying management does to you.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

ahhhhahhhahhah

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

Bring in your strikers.
Hopefully you'll win the match.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

not if he keeps swanning around like that.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Remove all the nouns
That should do the trick
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Done!
Now I need to put about 1500 words back in
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

"Praise Allah"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

Insert more pronouns!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

"Screw Flanders"

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

Garibaldi

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

On other sites that's my surname.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Nicholai Austel Garibaldi

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Jammy.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

rambunctious

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

hegemony

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

flaccid

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

Jamboree

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

crustration

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

Repetition

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

repetitious?
srsly dude, think up a new theme.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

If I was a girl I wouldn't have this issue.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

there are many girls on here
and none so 98% the same every post.

Hayden did Variations on a Theme, why can't you?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Yeah,
and why couldn't Mozart? What a crap composer.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Mo'zart, mo' money
and mo' dead from the syph.

I still like Rock Me Amadeus by Falco.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Are you sure that's not 98.5%?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

What's the lass from Heroes got to do with it?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

dammit you art correct
"Haydn"

well spotted.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

Thou art correct.
Thou.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

Will you accept "attentionseeker" as one word?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

portmanteau
"attentioneeker?"
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

wait, that's just dropping one letter and a space.
'tentioneekist'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

Go on then.
Do you want me to fall out with you, now?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Lord no!
In fact, as soon as I get a Facebook account, I'm joining your fan club.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

I'd prefer Judy Finnegan to fall out
live, at an awards ceremony. But not TV Quick, I wouldn't watch that one.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

JMG4LIFE.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

I hear Mykey's getting this tattooed on his belly.
I'm unopposed to such moves.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

I imagine
that would have the effect of a biro drawing on a balloon, which was then inflated.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

whats jmg?
?
(Popiella Jones, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

Welcome back, Popiella Jones!
We've missed you.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

I like you already

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

POW!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

ZAP!

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

NEAR THE TOP
Half of this bottle of Heineken has turned into semi-frozen slush. This is ACE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

JMG!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

:(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

That's the general feeling.
Would bogus official like to reply to this post?
Come along now.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Oh, are you holding out a torch hoping he'll pop along?
Good for you.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

No, see Bogus Official's latest strategy appears to be posting one message in a JMG thread roughly around 11pm each night calling me names.
He never seems to return after this, as I fear he thumps out a scathing remark on the internet. Then slams shut his browser.
That'll show me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

He probably goes to bed at some point,
not like you lot, with your Red Bull drips that enable you to stay up accumulating Magic Points on World of Witchcraft round the clock.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

Now he might look back at this in the morning in some kind of "search for your username" escapade Baldmonkey does.
I'd like to make it PERFECTLY CLEAR to Mr. Official that I did NOT make the above comment.

That's BOGUS, OFFICIAL.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

I want to go to bed

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

Me too,
but I have to wait for a SMART long self-test to complete on a new 500Gb HDD.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

What time did you start that off?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

about half an hour ago.
Bad foresight, really. Typical of me.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

Night time is always a bad time to start that kind of thing.
It always seems to take an age.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

Why would you do that? Do you suspect a fault?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

I always suspect a fault on a new HDD.
Better safe than sorry.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

It'd be quicker to run something like the SiSoft SANDRA hard drive performance test.
You could run it at least 5 times and still be quicker than the long SMART test. It would also show up failures that might otherwise take a few days of use to surface. It also lists the SMART data, so you can see if you're getting any bad sectors between runs.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Can you get that for Linux?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

Probably not.
You must surely have a Windows box sat about somewhere though?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

It seems odd that you reference this on a regular basis.
I'd have thought you'd take it as another someone on an internet message board and let it slie like water off a ducks back.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

When have I made this very claim before?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

Aren't you two supposed to be older and therefore I'd hope WISER than myself?
I seriously think I'm unflappable on the issue.
My case here is solid.

I'm much better than you people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

I never said you made that claim, more that you reference that Bogus Official will have a go at you.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

..and I'm right.
I honestly think we might have to go back to drawings and colouring in on this page.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

When someone posts the Picard ASCII,
the board should detect it, and render it in full colour.
Still as ascii, mind. But COLOUR ascii.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

Yes, but only for me.
Or maybe it can automatically link to some topless women, or something.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

like, just a pair of legs?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

Sexy legs.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

Slightly away from the point as was illustrating but nevermind.
You carry on.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

But nevertheless, back on the main topic here.
Me.
Me, me, me, me, me..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/9708?q=bogus+official
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

6 years, 14 posts.
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/41519?q=JMG

Fifty.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

That's proof positive.
I certainly won't attempt to flap you on the issue.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

I admit I am incredibly popular, and some remarks may be simply because I'm so swell.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Gee,
darn.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

It's a good job you aren't taking any of this seriously.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

It is, like.
How many times have you met Bogus Official?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Just once.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

I'd like to think you aren't taking this seriously on his behalf.
You've only met him once.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

I'm taking nothing seriously.
It would be a silly thing to do.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

Excellent post!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

I like to think that there are a whole host of scientists
measuring how fast water runs off a duck's back.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

they just run water over a witch's back,
and assume it's the same.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Those clever buggers.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

私はJMGが 非難をします！　＞＿＜
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

Is there NOTHING you can't do?!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

tan

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

*Pat on the back*
I still endorse your red ways.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Julie Must Go?
/used to live near Bromsgrove
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

hang on, I thought you flounced?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

get with the programme

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

a passing & distant hello

( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

*waves*

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

KACHOW!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

!WOP

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

KAPOWIE!

( Druid, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

SHIT THREAD!

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

It's better than yours.
I could shew thee, but I would have to levy a fee.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

WANK!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

I was going to post that :)

( Druid, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

everyone loves a good WANK!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

I got my WANK! out quicker than you!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

I'm not sure that's a good thing.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

JEWS!

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

Fizz.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Huuk!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

AIDS!

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

JMG etc.
Who'd like to completely take things by the scruff of the neck and fall out with me because I'm popular on the internet?
Fat birds etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

It's completely your fault that I'm tired but can't go to bed yet
Damn you JMG, one of these days you'll pay for these wrongs you do
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

At one point tonight I was INCREDIBLY put off by a young girl who WOULDN'T COVER HER MOUTH AS SHE COUGHED.
I pick up and judge mightily on such things.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

didn't you command one of your man servants to escort her from the building?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

She sounded like she'd just come up from a day's work in a coal mine.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

A Doncastrian, then.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

~fartz~

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I'd ask you to step outside JMG
if I ever went outside myself.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I'd love to meet you for a game of lawn bowls.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

I cannot spend that much time in the sun,
not like you overlanders.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

I'm a lot fatter at the moment than I like being.
Bad times.

Exams make me eat and stop me exercising.

What does JMG advise?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I've been eating less and exercising more for the same reason.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

For now, I say go with your current trend.
A better exam result now is splendid.
You'll have to rest of the summer to lose unwanted pounds.

I'd like to think most fatties on here are currently weighting due to their vast knowledge and learning.
I see Mykey as Wikipedia, etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Maybe one day I'll know as much as he does.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

You know.
This is really all you ever talk about. You never contribute anything besides "hey look at me. despite my claims that many people fall out with me on a regular basis, i'm really just a tedious, predictable cunt." I mean, mix it the fuck up, man.

Get your act together.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

ANGRY AT JMG, ONLINE

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

Angry?
No sir. Dissapointed.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

*disappointed

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

Oh, piss off, you pedantic bastard.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

is that what you used to say to your teachers in primary school?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

They know nothing.
I'm off to bed.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Have you been drinking?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

I'm quite tired.
I'm teetotal, i assure you.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

I see JMG a bit like a Japanese train.
Always turns up, predictable, but pleases a lot of people who spend all their time looking at screens.
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Do you want me to talk about dinner?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

What did you eat for dinner tonight?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I dunno.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Didn't you have a mouldy chicken slice?
or was that last week?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Last night.
I'm incredibly important.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Yes please, what did you have for dinner?

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I can say for certain
That it was a portion of psychotic stalking with added bitterness, a side order of spite with paranoid gravy with extra what the fuck are you talking about. And for pudding some repetition with denial custard. of course, I could be making all this up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

bogus official. Nought to upset in 3 seconds.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

JMG
as an Internet Fat Bird^TM I can honestly say that falling out with you, would be like falling out with pie. Ultimately unsatisfying, and completely pointless.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

*Firm handshakes*
Forward my best regards to Mr. Badger.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

I'm REALLY against it.
It makes me FUCKIN' ANGRY!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

I'm RAGING about this.
Norwich bloody council, I'LL KILL THEM ALL!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

AARRGGHHHH
It's probably the immigrants fault!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

People from SUFFOLK?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

RRrrRRRaaAAWWWllllLLL!!!!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

I've never been to Norwich...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I, for one, am shocked and appalled.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

it happened about 15 years ago

( scott,, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

I'M GOING TO KILL A MAN

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

Probably a working class man, TORY.

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

I'm feeling morally superior to all the text commenters
who all seem to be BNP supporting cretins who can't spell or use grammar.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

Tory.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

NOW YOU'RE AGREEING WITH THE TORY TOO

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Oooh, careful now Mr. Noit, it's a very thin board you're treading there.

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

He just totally kicked a poor man in the face.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

But but but but
THEY'RE REALLY THICK
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Textbook intercourse. Thanks!

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Personally, I'm dead against it.
People forget that traders need access to DIXOOOOONS.
Though they do say it'll help people in WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELchairs.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Of course no cats here on the bobsleigh run. Stewards are quite strict about that.

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

The riders actually look like cattle, in an odd sort of way.
But cattle on bikes.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Oh and LOOK at that, there's got to be some rule against carrying the bikes
on a car.

And yes, yes, he's been disqualified
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

How do you ride a horse?

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

Have any of you seen the film The Crying Game? With the woman with the old tadger. I suppose the sequel will have a man with a fanny.

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

I think probably me next.

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

A friend of mine said recently, "what do you get if you combine a ballerina and a bastard?"
"Ballesteros" was his answer.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

And he does, in many ways, combine the qualities of those two animals.

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I'm glad you said this.
:)
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Norwich can fuck off. I went there once. It gave me cellulitis in my foot. I didn't like it.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Ugh, cellulitis is ming.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

I NO.
It was made worse by my assuming that I had a swollen ankle because I am fat. Then it went all purple and red.

It's all gone now.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Good.
Bam Bam, the fucking huge Old English Mastiff got it in his foreleg. Shitloads of flesh sloughed off, and you could see his radius and ulna.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Eep that sounds nasty
did Bam Bam recover?
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Yeah.
He got it in his two forelegs, after having orthopaedic surgery on his hind legs. Fucked up dog.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I'm showing you my ulna right now.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

Phwoooooooar!
*frots*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

You ate a horse once.
But you don't like goats. Some kid burnt your neck.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

It turns me on

( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

I'll just run people over on other streets

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

I think Norwich is already pretty pedestrian.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

See this cook book?
That'd be no use to me.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

Dis fucking gusting

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

How's life in Bradford BD23?

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Well ace
My bird's birthday tomorrow, I get £850 of overtime and my knob is MASSIVE
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

Stuff from Lush, chocolates, underwear, champagne and flowers?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

New phone, trip to That London to see Mama Mia+5 star hotel in Bloomsbury, feed up in her favourite seafood restaurant and a couple of days in Edinburgh

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Not right bad is that.

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

And what are YOU going to do?

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Cry and wank
Get a bigger overdraft
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

I'm coming along too, right?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 29 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

Meh.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

There are an amazing number of deluded racists texting into Question Time.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

It's a missed opportunity
They should have bulldozed the entire place.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

I hope that's not a dead horse under there.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

it's a fine city, and pedestrianisation has improved it

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

The lady and I are watching that program about Big Art from Saturday night.
I think it's a shame that they face such a ludicrous amount of hostility as they do for trying to produce pieces of art, particularly in the more backwatery places they're visiting. One chap in Cardigan said he wanted to "kick [the artist's] head off." This is before they even unveiled ANY PARTICULAR PLANS.
Are you in favour of public art?
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

Oh aye, as long as it's not an outright self-indulgent waste of our money.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

It seems that an awful lot of people see ANY public art as an outright self-indulgent waste of money.
I understand that it's a matter of degrees, but it must be alarmingly difficult to find the line.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

There's a metal shell-shaped thing lit by disco lights in a local park that divides opinion quite a lot.
I like it, but know of people that don't.

I have no opinions on whether this should END PUBLIC ART.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

I think it's much better for it to divide opinion than to get no reaction.

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

This.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

^this
There's a thing between here and Bedford that looks like a set of pan pipes with tin foil glued to the top and it's a shit thing stuck in the middle of a roundabout and I hate it and the roundabout it occupies.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

I think I'm starting to rub off on you.
Mwuhaha.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

We all rub off on Noit eventually

( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

Whereas I'm perfectly happy for the council to clean up and refurbish the statue of Queen Victoria on the Bullring.
And there's a couple of big wheel-shaped sculptures round here that were made in memory of the local collieries; they're well-done and generally appreciated by the communities.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

We have a bull outside our bullring.
I like Colin Murray and I'm going to miss his show. Last one tonight, and he's taking the piss a bit. We've already had Gloria Estefan and the Bangles. I hope the Welsh twat who fills in when he is on holiday doesn't get the gig full time. Bring back John Peel.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

There's a statue called "Encounter" in Warrington which is actually rather nice and looks great when it's lit up.
Unfortunately it's placed on a motorway junction so you can't see it unless you're basically under it, in which case you're zipping by at 60mph. Fucking waste, particularly as they could have put it on a local hilltop and had it visible for miles around.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

That's a bit retarded.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

It was my godfather that lobbied to get it put where it is, too (he was a councillor.)
His name is Paul Ross. My dad calls the statue Ross's Folly.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

There's a blue twirly thing on one of the roundabouts in Coventry.
I like it.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

Malchick I haven't seen you in ages
This makes me sad :(
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

I think if the lady makes art down there then she's obviously either got too much time on her hands or she's a slag.
Oh... public
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

I don't care, I'm far too upset about the fact my boyfriend is a Tory.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

It's alright, flower
I'll fuck you and I'm a socialist
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

Yay!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

I'm well smooth, me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

I totally just aquaplaned.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

I NO!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

Oooh, hello ;)

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

Fuck off, he was talking to me.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

We can always share.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

Interesting.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

You people make me sick!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

I have come to the conclusion that I am nothing
I am far too lazy to read up on policies and I am going to vote for who I like most, who seems the fluffiest. Then I shall be a hypocrite and complain about the state of the country.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

I don't really give a fuck about UK politics, anyway.
Maybe I should.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

Really?
I hear you can get tablets for that now.
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

Yeah, CYANIDE, MWUHAHAHA.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

I'm apparently 100% liberal

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

You're 100% wrong.
I saw your comments about coffee down there \/.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

Mine thinks rugby is better than football.
My last one thought cricket was better than football but still has a Bournemouth AFC tattoo.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

Mine doesn't like sports, thank fuck.
He will be made to like hurling.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

I've seen two All Ireland Hurling finals while in Dublin.
It's fucking ace to watch.
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

I have a Galway jersey somewhere.
They were playing Cork and a friend and I picked teams and bought jerseys. Cork won. I got lots of sympathy in the airport going home, bless them, despite not really giving a toss about Galway.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Cork are fucking cunts.
They're being big flouncy fuckers at the moment.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

They played Galway again a few years later when I happened to be in town (without my jersey) and won.
They're victoriuos cunts, and I appear to be a jinx on Glaway.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

You know, I'm beginning to doubt myself about whether it was Cork that beat Galway the first time.
Hang on.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

Scrub all that.
2001: Fantastic Light wins the Champion Stakes and Tipperary beat Galway in the hurling.

I am truly sorry to have wasted all of your time.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Pffft.
Tipp bastards.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

It is.
I fucking love it. Oooh, we should plan a Dub bash for the final again.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Nope
Art is fascism and fascism is art. All artists are worse than Hitler.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

Yes
but I can understand why people object to the spunking of public money on something of no value or worth beyond itself
( CowJam, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

Yes, I'm all for it.

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

There's an arts centre not far from my gaff.
The streets are filled with wannabe poets and shit artists who all happen to get exposure there. There is the odd interesting piece though, there was a massive moai (easter island face thing) outside the other day, I approved of this.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

Yes, lots of it and as accessible as possible.
Art galleries, installations, outdoor sculptures and other projects should be approachable, tactile and involve the viewing public some way.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

Just like your flange.

( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

There's art designed by kids and made out of road signs
on a roundabout near my house.

It's fucking spasticated and the kids who made it should be gassed.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Family Guy
on BBC Three now. What's going on, the voices are all wrong?
( CowJam, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Dunno, watching Question TIme.
I miss when the texted-in comments were funny. Now they all seem to be standard speak you're branes level nonsense.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Your face!
Ha. so cool.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Is it one of the first 3 series?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

dunno
In this so called "information age" the tv info doesn't tell me
( CowJam, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

I think it's series one.
It's only Meg's voice which is wrong.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

They all sound slightly different,
Meg especially though.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

That's cos it's a different chick playing her

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

is it a really old episode?
Meg was a different character and the voices were a little rougher.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

Season 2/3ish,
of 7 seasons. It's evolved a lot since then.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

Plus Stewie has a lisp.
And is a matricidal megalomaniac rather than a camp theatre expert.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

FLANDERISATION LOLS

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

It's an old one.
They sound odd.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Haha, Noit likes the conservative dude on Question Time.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

He made a sensible point and a funny that made me laugh.
I'M NOT A TORY DON'T HATE ME. :((((((
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Don't lie,
you love Boris Johnson.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

I do, actually.
A vote for Boz is a vote for chaos and TERRIBLE SERIOUS POLITILOLS. I'm in favour of that.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

OH GOD MAYBE I AM A TORY

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

I thought he was just a eccentric lovable character,
until he banned drinking on the tube, cunt.

on the other hand though, it doesn't seem to have stopped alot of people.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

I'm semi-ashamed to say I quite like him as well
/voted Labour
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Don't know, don't own a tv.
Off to bed now, goodnight internet people.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

GOODNIGHT
Don't have nightmares

/Nick Ross off of TV's Crimewatch
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

*fears*

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

millions will die
those are lyrics too
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

I have no clue what you are talking about.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Que?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

'I want to take your booty to the nudie dimension'.
These are the worst lyrics I've heard in a while.

Bad lyrics, GO! (-points for Des'ree 'Life').
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
do do do push pineapple shake a tree...
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

I think i'm having a mental breakdown

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

That happened a long time ago, dear.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

they're cliched lyrics, you silly

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

The entire lyrics to that fucking annoying ''The Boy Does Nuffin'' song by Aleisha Dixon.
So so so bad.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

She's hot though so we can forgive her

( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

She is hot, but those lyrics really are absolutely fucking awful

( custard, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

Hot and i'm guessing she probably didn't write them!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

A wise man once said
'you don't listen to the lyrics while you're chucking your muck over a picture of the singer'
( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I must have heard "Breathe Slow [sic]" on the radio at least 30 times in my last job .
And the most annoying thing about it is the way it not only lifts the chord sequence from Pachelbel's Canon In D, but it only uses the first four bars and stops it from ever achieving its "proper" resolution.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

OH PLACE YOUUUR HAAAANDS!
Also: The Killers. "Are we (plural) human, or are we (plural) dancer (singular)". Did you not learn basic grammar, Brandon?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

I've got soul but i'm not a soldier.
C'mon, that is pretty shit.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

Aw man I love that song

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Oh well...
Have you heard Bill Bailey riffing about it?

He sings 'I got ham but i'm not a hamster', reduces me to tears every time.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

I have.
It made me laugh, but ultimately Bill Bailey isn't as funny as he used to be. OH YEAH, I SAID IT.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

I agree with this.
He actually seems a bit up himself, now.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Yep cosmic jam was the one.
Hats of to the zebras.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Same.
I hate The Killers but when they performed that at Reading Festival they had me hooked.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

I've met Brandon Flowers.
He's a cunt.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

When you met him did you point out how stupid
that little spiv 'tash looked?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

This was quite sometime ago,
before the 'tash. The Killers were supporting British Sea Power at a gig in Cardiff. It was before they released their first album. He didn't seem that much of a cunt then, but I could tell he had real potential to be one.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Ooooh British Sea Power
Now we are talking!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

I approve of this band.
*thumbs up*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Isn't it some reference to an alien race that are referred to as Dancer as a plural?
/something someone told me when I wasn't really paying attention
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

That was me, dickhead.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

^this amused me

( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

I'm in trouble now.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

*backhands*

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

Is that like a reacharound?

( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

More painful, less sexy.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Or the writer is an illiterate fat spastic.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

It'd make more sense for the former
given that most of the dancers I know of are human AS WELL.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

YEAH.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

One theory about that song is it's a reference to a book featuring an alien race called Dancer.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

I Wanna Hold Your Hand.
Lightweight.
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

The whole of Blondie's Atomic.
Uh-huh make me tonight
Tonight
Make it right
Uh-huh make me tonight
Tonight
Tonight

Oh, uh-huh make it magnificent
Tonight
Right

Ah, oh your hair is beautiful
Ah, tonight
Atomic

Tonight make it magnificent
Tonight
Make me tonight

Your hair is beautiful
Oh, tonight
Atomic
Oh Atomic
Oh
Oh Atomic
Oh Atomic
Oh
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

I don't think I've noticed the words before
but it's a great little guitar riff

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgD5lfxRAoQ
( rob, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

She sounds like a mong when she sings 'atomic'.
I'd love to meet Debbie Harry. I'd say "Hi BLONDIE! Can I have your autograph, BLONDIE?".
I don't really like Blondie, you may have noticed this via some Columbo-like skills.
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Get her to sing in French.
She looks 'used' as my old boss used to say. That's why he liked her.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

*wipes tear*
Beautiful, man.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

blasphemer!
:P
( custard, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

"She used to be a diplomat, but now she's down the laundromat"

( rob, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

*something about Tesco & al fresco*

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Spare the rod and spoil the brat, walk from the dog that ate the cat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I'm bluffin with my muffin
I'm not lyin I'm just stunning with love glue gunnin
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

That's twice I read that on here today.
What is it?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Lady "I have such terrible diction that no-one can understand a word I sing" Ga Ga.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

LADY GOO GOO

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

PO PO PO PO PO PO POKER FACE!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Every time I heard "Just Dance",
the (plodding four-square) rhythm led me into thinking she'd magically turn into Michael Jackson, and sing "just beat it" instead of "just deeeyanz", thus improving the song considerably.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Yeah, I used to wait to hear Just Beat It aswell.
Silly bint.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

She's a stupid cunt, that one.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Like Madonna circa 1986, minus any kind of talent or charisma.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Madonna is shite aswell, in fairness.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Madonna had talent and charisma?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

A damn sight more than that plastic waste of space.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

I have never heard her work
& only ever see her referred to on this site. I'm sooo not down with the kids :(
( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Lady+Gaga-26418.html

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMag_695aEE
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

Ye gods that is impossibly shit

( broadsword, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Indeed.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

Is that the one who thinks she's Gwen Stefani?
But without any amount of talent or originality?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Yer.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Gwen Stefani was only good when she was in No Doubt.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

She's like a whiter, shitter, more omgrageous version of Grace Jones

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

I saw her on the telly once.
I immediately hated her.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

That's what happened when I met you.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Oh I know
"I'm a christ in shades, I'm a napalm god. Your lipstick flickers 'round my lightning rod"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

zodiac mindwarp
his words were sort of funny if you went along with it
( rob, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

My dead mate went to college with him in Bradford
Quite the bell end by all accounts
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

They played down in Clarence Park a couple of years back.
I didn't go.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

Good plan

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

I believe it - he's obviously a pillock
but Prime Mover still sounds great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtnCcWOS7y8
( rob, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Oh aye
It rocks like fuck
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Your body fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I wanna sink you with my pink torpedo
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

But this dude was kind of serious

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtnCcWOS7y8
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Whoa...
Special defects
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Awe fucking some

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

This was on my ipod on shuffle today.
Double F and me were singing along :D
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

*brings out Daft Punk - Around the World*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Choon...
but only when I'm drunk, and happy.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Girls Aloud- Love Machine
it's a tie between

"Mr. prehistoric, make your wheel
And I'll breathe underwater '
'Cos I like the way it feels"

and

"We're gift-wrapped kitty cats
We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
Let's go, Eskimo
Out into the blue"

The Arctic Monkeys cover where they audibly piss themselves with laughter at the shitness of the lyrics is ace, though.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

I've been to the year 3000.
Not much has changed, but we live underwater.

Right.
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Fightstar?
Yeah, they rock...right?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

I have the Arctic Monkeys version.
It makes me laugh each time.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

It's my favourite song on the whole Live Lounge album.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

You're simply the best
Better than all the rest,
Better than anyone,
Anyone I've ever met.
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

Why thanks for that Chicken,
But it's the time for shit lyrics.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Don't make me sing the Laughing Gnome,

( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Shut up and let me go
This hurts, I tell you so
For the last time you will kiss my lips
Now Shut up and let me go
Your jeans were once so clean
I bet you changed your wardrobe since we met

Now oh so easily your over me
Gone is love
It's you that ought to be holding me
I'm not containable
This turns up
it's not sustainable

I ain't freakin'
I ain't Fakin' this
I ain't freakin’
I ain't Fakin' this
I ain't freakin'
I ain't Fakin' this
Shut up and let me go
Hey!

Shut up and let me go
This hurts, but I can't show
for the last time you had me in bits
Now Shut up and let me go!
For fear of leaving in regret
I changed this one when we first met

Now oh so easily your over me
Gone is love
It's me that ought to be moving on
You're not adorable
I was something unignorable.

I ain't freakin'
I ain't Fakin' this
I ain't freakin’
I ain't Fakin' this
I ain't freakin'
I ain't Fakin' this
Shut up and let me go
Hey!

Oh love, hold this.
hey

Shut up and let me go
This hurts, I told you so
For the last time you will kiss my lips
Now Shut up and let me go
Hey!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

I think those lyrics just gave me a haemorrhage.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

Is unignorable even a word...?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 28 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

Anything by Oasis
But this cracker from supersonic takes the superbiscuit:


I know a girl called Elsa
She’s into Alka Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane
On a supersonic train
She made me laugh
I got her autograph
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

"I am," I said.
To no-one there,
And no-one heard at all
Not even the chair.

/Neil Diamond
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Oh, I never noticed that it was 'not even the chair'.
How are you, Mistar Malchick?
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

I'm alright thanks.
How's you?
( Malchick, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

I'm currently playing Silent Hill.
I mentioned you here yesterday. Did you get my MMS?
( Druid, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:33, archived)