Oh Sexface...when will you learn that sometimes just taking them out for a drink will be sufficient?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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Apparently in the short term it makes your skin look younger,but causes damage and it to age quicker in the long term.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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Poor Moohaala.He'll look like a lizard by the time he's 30.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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"Honest officer! she was 35 when I jizzed on her face, it's just the antiaging effects of a bagload that's made her look 12!"(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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I firmly believethat this will be the song of the summer.
What do you firmly believe will be the song of the summer?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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ATTENTIONWORMULUS SEB WINNET
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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A crunchie.I fucking love crunchies, and I've not had one in yonks.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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Got nothing to say but posting anyway.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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To be honest some of the lyrics went over my headthey are a deeply political band
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broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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Weren't they Russian,or am i confusing them with some other Russian band ?
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turb0t, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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You may be thinking of TatuI went through a phase of thinking about Tatu
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broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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So did Istill do ... sometimes
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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Eiffel 65 - Blue.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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You're a little bit out of touch.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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They're on the way backMARK MY WORDS.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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Whatever I see at glastonbury that I likebecause I'm going to glastonbury,
glastonbury
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That song with the guitars(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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Eiffel 65 - Blue (acoustic reprise) ?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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I'd like to hear it on the classical tambourine(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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'coach driver led 54 passengers to safety' doesn't exactly tally what I imagined 'burst into flames' meantnews.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8091276.stm
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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I can't yootube at work.I don't know. I've not really thought about it. Leave it with me and I'll get back to you.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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it sounds like an old Amiga demo(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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That makes me willing to click the link.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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How dare you even reply to this thread without clicking the link first.I'm fucking ashamed of you.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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^Thisand yes it does sound like an Amiga demo, which would be great if it was 1992.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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No because then it wouldn't have an air of nostalgia,not that I've actually clicked the link.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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That sort of stuff is cool these days.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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I can't hear it at work, but I'm not a fan of Black Kids.I'm not racist, I just don't like the band that much.
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Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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I hate the black kids.It's a remix - a pretty famous remix at that.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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It's still even shitter than Draonforce jamming Faith No More's 'King For A Day..' album with Joanna Newsome.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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Dragonforce - Amazingly shitFaith No More - Amazingly shit
Joanna Newsome - No opinion.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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Joanna Newsome is like anally raping yourself with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire and salt.Only in your ears.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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b3ta.com/talk/6211851
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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No wait, I do have an opinion about Joanna Newsom.I heard her before.
She sounds like a mentally handicapped 2 year old when she sings.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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Fuck off with your slagging of Faith No More.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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No.You can have opinions about whatever music you want, but I refuse to accept a good word said about Faith no More.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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They supported the Kaiser Chiefs.I was well disappointed. They weren't very good live. Still, that black girl is quite sexy.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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that was last summeryou flid.
This year will be the year of La Roux. Unless her debut album's really crap.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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Oh fucking hell no.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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You're both wrong.This will be the summer of Lonely Island.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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I like paris is Burning by Ladyhawke atm(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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La Roux can fuck right off.I REALLY hate her voice.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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That was very popularLast year. This year it will be the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs' song.
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:(nPresumably she roasted the first one ad saved the rest for later?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:55,
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I thought you were supposed to fridge dead babies?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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Oh my god I can't believe YOU PEOPLEfreezing or refrigerating them obviously it impairs the taste.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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You baby cup idiot.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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here comes badger with a news link,i won't click it is already pink,
that means i read it a while ago,
confirming again that badger is slow.
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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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My mum says I'm just specialGreat banter no offence
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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My internet here is slooooooooow.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:01,
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Haha, fucking hell:www.cracked.com/article_17432_p2.html
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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I only read the header - do you rub yourself off with the pill then to add 'stimulus'?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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"Investigators say Mr Courjault was frequently away on business, and his wife successfully managed to hide each pregnancy from him"Investigators also noted that he's an engineer and probably wouldn't notice wolves chewing on his legs as long as he could still use the computer.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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i reckon i could eat a babybut it would have to be in a burger...or some other minced state...like a cottage pie
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I bet she stuffed garlic in its eyes(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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Nah,star anise in their eyes.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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Nyom.Here's a short story by Neil Gaiman about babies and stuff. It's pretty short. I know people's attention spans on here are not the greatest. You should read it though, it's very good. Bye.
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Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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hehegood little story :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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I guess like most of you are gonna me like "meh!, go and die you fag!" or someshitbut check this....
I sent a response to a question on ebay, and used a network share path as reference.
screenshot
Ebay parsed it into a "file://" URL, surely that's a bit on the dodgy side as this was emailed to the person asking the question too.
Edit: Not to worry, it's Outlook that's creating the link.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:53,
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I don't know what you're on about.So I'll just sit here and continue to build my excitement about seeing Take That tomorrow night.
*excites*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:55,
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hehewhere are you going to see them play?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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The Ricoh.I shall be standing and probably not seeing a whole lot on account of my height disability. Oh well.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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haha, just wear some really high heelsthe kind mark will wear at the weekend!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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i don't no nuthing about computers, i'd like to use that internetts some time but it looks a bit tricky to get inton-r-g
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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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well it means that in theoryespecially if the user has xp, they could launch a file on the local PC without an security prompting.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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I'm sorry, I can't help you.I'm enjoying Repo! The Genetic Opera though.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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I'm considering buying an mp3 album from play.com.Any idea what kind of restrictions they place on mp3s? I'm sick of iTunes, and besides, they're three quid more expensive.
If you have no interest, is there a song (or, okay, an album) you could listen to on a loop all night?
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Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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Songs for the deaf is a fantastic album.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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OW MY HEAD HURTS NOW.i thought i had missed the hangover but actually it has just started and i feel meh.
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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BANG BANG BANGBINKY BINKY, HAVE YOU HEARD MY NEW TRUMPET?
*TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:36,
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*puts a tea-cosy on your head*(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:36,
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spangolin, FUCK YEAH!*mysterious costumed crime-fighter FIVE*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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*mask and cute little boots FIVE*(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:39,
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I LIKE THIS.my mum has made me a teacosy shaped like a beehive.
it's yellow and has 3D knitted bees on it.
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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well if they're mp3's they're inherently drm-freebut they might hide information relating to you in the id3 tags or something, but you can always take them out yourself.
bleep are my favourite mp3 retailer.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:28,
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I want a cleanerI'm bored of kitchen floors and walls. Erm...Song To The Siren by This Mortal Coil
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Ugh, tell me about it.Housework is never-ending, I despise it. It feels like I finish making one room almost presentable, I go back into another room, it's a fucking tip all over again.
Why are you washing your walls?
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Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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I'm moving out soonLetting agent is coming for a look around tomorrow morning and there are the remnants of 5 years of cooking crap around the stove.
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let's hope they don't neon blue light the bedroom, it'll look like a planetrium(
mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:33,
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what the fuck do you lot do to rooms?It takes me less than half a day to clean my whole bloody house properly, then I clean the kitchen once a day and it takes 5 mins. The rest stays clean and tidy for about a week or two until I clean it again.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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Mine's just acumulated gunk in areas that are hard to reachI'm very tidy normally
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you should put the plastic over the wallsBEFORE you start cutting the hooker.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:41,
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I know the rulesI've just got slack over time. [insert your mum gag here]
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Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tullor Sunset Mission by Bohren & Der Club of Gore
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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My favourite Jethro Tull trackis Witches Promise, but I also like Dun Ringill. Thick as a Brick is very good too.
*gays around with a flute*
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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I love it all, to be honestyesterday I listened to a bit of Jethro and a hell of a lot of King Crimson.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:43,
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Larks tongues in AspicI like a bit of pompous, overbearing prog rock every now and then
IN THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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What else was I listening to?Ah yes, a bit of Knut courtesy of my mate J.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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I have been listening to FEAR OF THE DARKby Iron Maiden.
Some bits of it (The track, not the album) are awesome, but other bits seem like they didnt really know what to do so just did some random instrument abuse.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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Interestingly, you've just got 2 minutes to miiiiiiidnight in my head.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48,
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Hmm.The band I'm listening to at the moment, Om, have released three albums, and all the songs sound very, very similar. I think I could listen to them for a long time without either realising or caring that it's on loop. You get into the groove and it just keeps going for hours.
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the officer and a gentleman film soundtrack, or ghost, or annie, or any musical by andrew loydd webber and tim rice, or mel and kimor snaps greatist hits and possibly every album released under the ministry of sound label
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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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it annoys the tits off me.mrs rocket loves it. (but let's not change the subject LOL)
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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Album would be Leaders of The Free World by Elbow.
Song would probably be Higher and Higher by Jackie Wilson.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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I thought of getting an Elbow album the other day but wasn't sure which to choose(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:35,
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get an album by Arse, i'm sure you won't know the difference(
mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:38,
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All the haters on here will tell you not to bother.I like Leaders of The Free World an awful lot. Check it on Spotify, yo.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:38,
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I am very much liking"Mirrorball" and "Grounds for Divorce" at the moment, but a lot of there stuff seems a bit "meh"
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:43,
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Yeah.A lot of people say that. Check out some of the older stuff on Spotify, maybe? Or don't bother like.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:49,
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I've been listening to VAST - Touched far too much recentlyOld but I only just heard it
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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Muse - AbsolutionAnd as far as I'm aware, they're DRM free. So you can do what you want.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:35,
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The Parts That Showed, by The Viking Moseswhich i actually did listen to on loop all night last week.
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scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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I could listen to Skinny Love by Bon Iver all night but I'd probably kill myselfit's fantastic song but so melancholy.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:38,
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Stop your messin arounyou're growin h'older each day
h'its time to think of your future
or you'l h'end h'up in jail
Aaaaaa-aa
ROOOO DEEEEE
Dandy Livingstone for the win.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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I sometimes get songs that I get obsessed withand I can listen to them over and over, but only for a few days.
Then I get sick of them and hunt down and kill the band who performed them.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:41,
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hello sexy*bums*
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:51,
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Really good.What's not really good is waiting on money to clear so I can spend again.
*Grrs at banking system*
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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Modem - Three Year Old Slugavailable for free here - www.modemaudio.com
Caution: contains noise.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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Depends on my mood, really, here's a few that I can recall atm.All killer no filler - sum 41
American idiot - green day
með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust - sigur ros
Overpowered - roisin murphy
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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William Basinski - "The Garden of Brokenness".Which is pretty much one big loop anyway.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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don't!use 7digital.com, much better!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum by Kasabian.I'm listening to it now. It's a blinding album.
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FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:51,
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Cunty name though.The fucking Leicester foppy twats.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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My friend just found outThat a 28 week old baby is inside the womb. How do you not notice that from 3 months?
What shocking, or nice, or both (yay babies!) has happened to you today?
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JMG has NO children.Another insight for JMG fans.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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Why am I getting reports a certain large man nearby is in fact a seedless grape?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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Indeed it isI dont want more spawn.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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If you did, they'd be one of the popular lot at school.(
Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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I nearly got hit by a mad Jaguar driver on the way back from the shop at lunch(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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I doubt many people know exactly what it feels like to have a baby in their womb(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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I had to go on NATIONAL RADIO and explain why women are shit on comedy panel shows.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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Can you sum it up in a media friendly sound-bite?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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If I could I'd probably get a lot more work.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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Can I listen to this online somewhere?I would like to hear your musings
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I feel a bit bad for some of themMainly the ones who go on the News Quiz and then talk about boys and relationships and Facebook.
It's just please, try not to be the stereotype. Be more like Sue Perkins.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:28,
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They got the wrong man for knifing that pregnant mothermy fun continues unhindered.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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Womb 101, starring Paul Merton, this week's guest is an unexpected foetus.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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A nice nurse managed to get some blood out of my body after only 6 goes.Which wasn't particularly nice but quite shocking.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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You must look like a dart board.:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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She had to punch you 6 times ?She must have been a bit of a pansy.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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I'm no nursebut i'm sure I could get blood out of you much quicker than that
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Fuck all, unless you count my resolve to resign increasing dramatically.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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But how is your desire to resign dramatically?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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Large. Very tempted to tell them where to stick their job.ALAS! Mortgage.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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:(Did you look at new sofas at the weekend?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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No I looked at the telly, mainly.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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:DWas there anything interesting on?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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Always good :)My DVDs are secured inside cardboard boxes until Sat 20th though
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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operations admin, project managementor as I like to call it 'having the piss taken out of my poor undermined self for close to two years thanklessly'.
Woe is me, emo emo emo etc.
Apologies for dickishness last week, also. Being under lots of pressure makes Captain an odd girl.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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so whatdooyoodoo exactly? that's a tremendously vague job title.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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That's it, that's what I do.my job title depends on the client you ask.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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is it secretarial in nature?I'm not taking the piss, I just don't know what it means.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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No.You know project management? Operations management? Mix them up, add a bit of shit that's far too senior for me to do and you'll be approaching it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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I know project management, but operations management, I've no idea what that means.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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The physical stuff. Managing printing, mailouts, the physical running of the projects.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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Dont resignthere is a recession on.
At least you're only miserable for about 8 hours a day, with no money you will be miserable for 24 hours a day.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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I'm trying not to, Goatybut they're being fuckers.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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Maybe she just didn't get any morning sickness or the like.Bear in mind unborn babies are very very small for the first little while.
As in, teeny weeny at month 3.
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Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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Holy shit, that person has a xenomorph growing in them(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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NARY A DAY GOES BY WITHOUT ONE OF YOU BLOODTHIRSTY FUCKERS SUGGESTING THAT.www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=nuke+orbit
OH, INTERNET.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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We just want the world to end(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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I know, I was just being grumpyBecause I have massive ladypart grump each month!
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I suggest "pics or GTFO"with a side order of calling cr3.
PAUL! is this one Bou, again?
EDIT - it looks like it's not. ah, well.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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I found out that my girlfriend is pregnantwhats the latest you can have an abortion?
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broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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Shit, only 39 minutes, gotta hurry*runs off to Gin & Coat Hangers 'R Us*
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broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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if you're a fatty you can go for a while and not notice, to be honest.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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She's got one in her womb?How the hell did that get in there?
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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i assume she is a fat chick and her periods are hit an miss due to obesityfuck all
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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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This can also happen to skinny chicks.If they've had anorexia related issues.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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She could be a mental porker, to be fair.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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this is correct, they also get very hairy and turn into lesbians in my experiance(
mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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Any of the video evidence I've seen regarding lesbians suggests that their bodies are clean shaving.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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Or women that haven't had a baby or been pregnant yetsome are really irregular until they've had a bairn.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Women, eh?If it's not one thing it's the other.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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I know, right?Essentially we're just padded occasional storage bays.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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I can, but that's to be expected.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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I am posting from a womb(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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My new wifi card arrived.and it only took 5 minutes to set up with debian.
This surprised me because usually wifi and linux is a massive pain in the cunt.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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okapt-get install ralink-firmware network-manager
modprobe wifi0
ifup wifi0
that's it, it then burst into life.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:28,
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I think Mountain bikes are better than road bikesand anyone whose bike is made of fucking carbon and shaves their legs is a cunt.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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someone I know has just spent £2500 on a road bike.Seriously.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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I bet they'll only ride it on the pavement too.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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for that kind of money I expect an engine and 100mph.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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Well you certainly shouldn't consider riding that on the pavement,tsk.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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That's probably about the starting point if you're going to compete.Or about what you'd spend if you're just an overpaid cunt who likes toys.
My bike cost £1,500, when I'm out on the trails I probably see 30 or 40% of people out on £2,000 bikes.
That's the fucking south for you. We're all bourgoise.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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They exercise a lotdo "active" things for fun. Hey, spend your money on whatever you like though, if I could afford that I'd be up to my armpits in hookers and blow.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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Hookers ?You like rugby players or you're bicurious ?
OMG PANDA !
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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Oh boy you've invited them all in now.(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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*waits**looks at watch*
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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nah, they aren't interested.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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i am.i am totally interested.
if i come to a bashbashbash will you snog me?
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Meh. Povvo ;)Mine cost well upwards of 2K and that was 12 years ago
and I'm well North, innit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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HOW DARE YOU DISAGREEDYGREEDYNYOMNYOMCHIPSCHIPSCHIPSCHIPS!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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LOL KETCHUP OR MAYOI CANT DECIDE WHICH TO BATHE MY KEBAB IN JMG !
WAIT OMG LOL I WILL HAVE TWO KEBABS !
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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ROFL There's no way in hell you'll share.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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LOL NOI HAVE TREACLE AND DEEP-FRIED PIZZA LARDY CAKE FOR PUDDING !
NOM !
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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I used to do a lot of riding as a kidit was all bmx's in those days.
Then I grew up & got a car. Cars are fucking great. Brrrrrrrrrm.
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broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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cars are ok but they're bloody expensivealso,people tend to get upset if you take a shortcut through the park in your car
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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Thing is you don't need to take a shortcut through the park'cos you can just drive round it.
Brrrrrrrrrmmmmm.
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broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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this is a good pointwhat I'd like is a sort of bike that you could cycle like normal but then press a button and it would just take you the rest of the way when you're feeling tired
and do it quietly
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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Until jetpacks are commercially available & cheap I'm sticking with a car.Brrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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Same here,I always roll my car when I'm on the BMX track though :(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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damn straight!what about people with mountain bike who incidentally shave their legs?
although I've not done mine in months
IM LIKE A FUCKING APE!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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Are you a lady?I always thought you were a guy.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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I'm no ladyI'm just anti-hairyness
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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Road bikes are for ladies and they have baskets on the front of them(
Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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nothing without a motor should be allowed on the road, unless they start paying road tax and get insured(
mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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We need more tanks on the roadBRING BACK THATCHER
SMASH THE UNIONS
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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I pay road taxI'm insured
I barely use my motor.
fuck that, cars are the ones that cause most of the wear and tear on the road, in a car vs bike altercation the bike usually comes of worst.
I reckon if you're prepared to accept the personal risk you can bypass insurance
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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I second all of thisMotorists should all be prosecuted for murder, even if they dont run anyone over.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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we could encourage them to murder each otherthus saving court time/prison space/paperwork
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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I have a mountain bike with skinny road wheels and tyres on itHow do you like those fucking apples?
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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I dontyour bike is gay.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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I don't shave my legs or own a bike.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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I have a girlie bike.It even had a basket on but I fucked that out as soon as I got it home.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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Foolyou could have wrapped Spangolin up in a blanket, stuck her in the basket and rode past the moon.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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I'd like to stick you in the basket.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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DAMN AND BLAST(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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I have a mountain bike, it is black and yellow like a wheely beeI don't know where it is
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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I like this sentimentHowever, I used to have carbon suspension forks... Does that count?
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MehIf you're an XC whippet I suppose it makes sense.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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Pace RC40sThey weren't very good. I swapped 'em for Rockshox Pikes.
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dependswhat sort of knives did you have?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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What is the official goatworrier stance on hybrid bikes for commuting?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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hybrid bikes?part octopus
part bike
all obscene
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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They are the ideal tool for commutingas they arent folding bikes which make you look a right cunt and they arent OMG SINGLESPEED WITH SAWN OFF BARS which make you look like a right cunt.
That said, I have no idea why anyone would want to commute by bike in London, I hate riding in traffic.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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Tube strikesThis morning there was a noticable number of burly freeride bikes bouncing along the road with the skinny hybrids.
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I don't live in shitting londonI live in shitting manchester
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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People who use first class stamps are dicks.I wish they all had cancer.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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*high fivery of the now let's sit back and watch them go kind*(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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I bet you like prepaid phones and Microsoft operating systems(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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There's nothing hotter than a girl who's crying and wants a cuddle, wearing a linux shirt.Who then falls asleep and lets me touch her fanny and tits. I'm going to tell QOTW I did this. Hold on.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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HOW MAN I JUST GAZZED YOU ABOUT HOW I WET MYSELF WHEN SOMEONE CONFUSED AN ORC AND A GNOLL ONLINE !(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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If you were a supervillainyou could hatch an evil plot to taint all first class stamp glue with highly effective carcinogens. Then you could stop your whining.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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i use large first class stamps as i like to pretend i have a big package(
mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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"...and look what happened when this scarf wearing fop had a flounce online"(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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i have a slight headache.i want to go to sleeeeeeps
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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I find going on a murderous killing spree through central londonarmed with an AK47 and a hungry leopard is a superb substitute for sleep.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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me too.I've just had a big thai lunch. om nom nom.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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i have an apple. thai food sounds nice but i've hardly ever had any.tonight i have canned ravioli for tea.
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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I lovecanned ravioli.On toast especially.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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i havent had it in years but someone mentioned it the other dayand it reminded me of family holidays in france.
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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Was Van Damme dancing for you as well?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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Jean-Claude?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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That's him(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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Make cr3 dance for you thenHe's like Van Damme of the internet
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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Someone has cancer on hereforget who it was.
Some background noiser I suspect.
Do you have cancer or are you just LOLMENTAL.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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What's wrong with first class stamps?I like them. They're the fucking bomb.
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The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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RYTHMTMTMTYM IS INDEED A DANCER(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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Can we have that argument again where people with contract phones end up getting worked up at those with pay & go phones?Because they work out it's much better an option to go pay & go?
It's like Apple vs Microsoft. The male breasted take it all VERY serious, and I end up taking most of the the blame.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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I'm PAYGI'm not sure where my phone is
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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If only you had your phone,you could just call it and follow the ringing.
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I like having a contract but I would like a better one.I got it because it was cheap, but 100 mins or texts doesn't stretch quite far enough during a very sociable month. I wonder if 3 would let me pay an extra fiver and upgrade my contract without losing my phone?
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Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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I use Pay As You Go simply because it was easier to set up when I got hereMind you I rarely use my phone, if I put 15€ on it at the start of the month, I usually have about 7, 8€ by the end. Poor show by me there
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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Contract, I'm on.I couldn't give a shit about the rest of you, though. Pay as you like. Come as you are. More than a feeling. S Cluuuuuub.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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when I come back from going for a cigarette I want to know about this predicament.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:56,
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see I've done amazingly well now things can only get worse.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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Ah, right.What utter piss, you're better than that. Just roll with it, chap. Some you win, some you lose, some were born to sing the blues, oh the movie never ends, it goes on and on and on and on.
Fucking lyrics singy girl today. OUTSIDE with me.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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she's just a small time girl, living in a LOOOAAAANLLY WORLD, she took the midnight train, going anywhere.I ♥ journey.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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I have 'Don't Stop Believin' stuck in my head RIGHT now(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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Every time you sneeze it's your brain trying to escape(
Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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I'm blaming JMG, and getting a new iPhone on contract anyway.(
ArthurTheRat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:56,
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I'm bi-phonualI have a contract with T-Mobile UK
a PAYG with Vodafone Spain
& the work one is a contract one with Orange Switzerland
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broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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I have a contract.I don't really care what anyone else has.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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Does anyone know if the Nokia 5800 is any good?I'm due for an upgrade and this is on the possibilities.
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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I heard it made someone's face melt clean off(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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i can't say it really bothers me what anyone else pays for their phone calls(
well, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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BUT CONTRACTS ARE BETTER*runs off crying*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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i get 1000 mins and unlimited texts and free broad band with orange, cost me 15 quid a month tho and i have got a toccabit shit i suppose
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mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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But it's IMPORTANT, JMG.I have a contract phone but also some PAYG SIMs
My phone runs windows mobile but I have an iPod Touch as a PDA
I have a PC desktop, a PC laptop and a MacBook.
I roll with all.
How'd ya like THEM Apples?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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Was on PAYG, but ended up being cheaper on contract.What is JMG's current tariff? Or is that classified information?
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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I'm operating a DENIAL OF INFORMATION.Aberdeen will be furious.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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Personally I'm contract because I can't be bothered with topping upand I do a lot of data stuff on my phone.
That's my answer and I'm sticking to it.
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SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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Hello bouncers!Who are you all falling out with today?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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Oh. You spiteful muppet. :((
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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I've made one post today, and I've already upset the internet.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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Meh, shit happens I suppose.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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Maffers, it's been a long time since we spoke.How are you doing on this very fine and most glorious of glorious days?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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Not too bad at all.Lovely day here, but I'm not doing anything with it as the beast is asleep.*
Yourself?
The beast is Tegan by the way.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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I'm doing good thanks =)Just ordered a new telly, going to get that new iPhone when it comes out, got a really busy social life at the moment.
It's all roses really, just need to find some more permiment work =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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My contracts ends next year but I can get a new phone from Nov.I was thinking about an iPhone... Still not convinced though. I had a muck about with one the other night, it was very good but I can't make up my mind.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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The G1 is fucking lovely.Noit and Wildheart Baby have them.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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I have a HTC just now, I love it.It that also known as the HTC magic?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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I have a litte HTC touchone of the little elf models and its brilliant. windows mobile, wi-fi etc
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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I've got the Touch Diamond.Excellent phone, good features but a bit sluggish.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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Sony Ericsson something-or-otherit's got stripes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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Text message go-faster stripes?(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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Could be, could be.The camera thing, it is hidy and then it comes out with a slidy top of head come off movement.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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yes the elf is also a little sluggishbut then it is old by phone standards - the new ones are better but I have no desire to change.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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No, it's not a HTC, can't remember who makes it.It's very lovely, I wish I'd waited to get it. But I do like my Pixon aswell.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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Oh.I thought the G1 was an HTC phone...?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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Your post said "no, it'"for a wee while, I was plac holding till you had ninja'd
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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Oh, it is a HTC.Noit has lied to me.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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Kick him. lol.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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I'm pretty sure the G1 and [that new one] are both HTC phones.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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ah... this should explain itphandroid.com/2009/05/11/t-mobile-g1-bigfoot-made-by-motorola/
or not
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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That won't load for me.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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I don't think that's T-Mobile UKwww.htc.com/www/product/magic/overview.html
www.htc.com/www/product/dream/overview.html
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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Spacefish has an Android something or other,but it's not that one because it doesn't have a secret keyboard inside.
His is from Vodaphone.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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My contract ended on the 5th of this month, it's ment to be =)They've addressed all the issues I've had with the iPhone... crap camera, no tethering, copy'n'paste, 'notifications', 3.6mb/s...etc.
I've had my Touch linked with Google, so all my contacts/mail/calendar syncs up, and I find that so usefull.
I think you might like this in the mean-time: i.gizmodo.com/5281397/how-to-install-windows-mobile-65-right-now
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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The N97 is out over the next couple of days too....So I might play with that in the shops, just incase.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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Ooh...I dare say that will cost me a fortune on my plan though.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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I like you much more than I like maffers,and I'm sure most of the internet will echo this sentiment.
Yet again, JMG saves the day.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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MoT you make me :(Not really...
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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Just cos you want to be JMG's whipping boy.*sticks out tongue*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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I agree...this MUST have something to do with the fact that I am JMG's bum-chum/mother/dole/bald
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You agree because it's internet factand for no other reason.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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myself,because I've only got myself to blame. Although now you've turned up...
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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OurselvesI fought myself this morning, it was like Yokozuna Vs E.Honda
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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Work.Also my right ankle.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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I'm getting into a bucket,rocking until the bucket is on its side,
and then falling out of the bucket
it's a busy day
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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I#d never touch my ma's bucket(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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I think I may have to deploy the red suplex!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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*Fist on hips**Abuse handed out to fat people in the near front rows*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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All Newcastle fans should chip in and buy Newcastle.There's a letter about it on Football365 today. Read it, and then get your wallet out. It would be fun. Apparently, for just £15 each, the Toon Army could have bought Kaka. Maybe.
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Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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I think I should run it alone.But I think this about most businesses.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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I just noticed Wormulus didn't like meWHO WANTS TO KNOW THE REASON WHY HE DOESN'T WANT HIS NAME MENTIONED ON THE INTERNET?
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He called me fat.:(
I think he was scraping the barrel by that point.
I've been incredibly nice to him lately, when others weren't as such.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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I've been nice to him too!We have lovely gazzes together.
He makes me sad.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
Samealso he was nice to me via gaz, so I don't know how serious he was being. Hmm.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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Oh you say this now.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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IT WASN'T VERY GOOD GOSSIP.I wanted more, and I'm feeling a little bit hard done by, I won't lie to you.
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Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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Fucking lah-dee-dah.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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GO ON SOBut you realise it's just giving him what he wants.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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He tells me something in confidence, then insults me. Call it "retaliation".(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
Meh, fuck him.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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Nobody, yet.My granny is trying my patience, though.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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In x years time your grandchild may be posting the same thing about you :)(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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I got a new telly, and an upscailing DVD player, and a telly stand.Tomorow I'm going to get a sound system for it.
It's a good day today.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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If you have a new tv it will already upscaleSo why pay extra for the DVD player?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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Doesn't the dvd player do it better?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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Maybe when the first flat panels came outBut the general consensus on AV forums is no
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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I'm starting a fight with every b3tan out thereYou're all cunts I hate you I'm never logging in here again
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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Apart from me,obviously.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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I hate you most of allI'm so angry right now I just tried to punch the screen where your words are, ragh.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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I'm not a cunt I'm fucking lovely.What's more, I'm fucking lovely to YOU, you ex-pat twat.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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You're the worst of them allGOD I HATE YOU ALL
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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FUCKING CHEER UP.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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I'M HAPPY I JUST HATE YOU ALL YOU BAG OF GREEN CUNTS(
Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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You love us. You want to insert us all.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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Pfft, been there done that.Nahtah meen.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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Now you're speaking in foreignsAGH I'M SO ANGRY NOW
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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It's English you filthy pig dog.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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It's PHOENETIC vous salope difficile.Or something similar to that, maybe. Freunch eenseults.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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As long as it was right.I love you really.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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Well I got it, dunno about grammar, my grammar is atrociousAnd I love you too, you feisty lobster you.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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Is that like the safety dance?And everyone is dressed up in medieval costumes?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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Hmm,then is it like Zoidberg's apology dance?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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Oh Theo,you're going DOWN
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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I need a hug.like now.
I'm not falling out with anybody - just need a hug.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
That's an ambition of mine.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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I think you should go for a walk or somethingclear your head, unless it's night time there, in which case go to bed.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
I think I'm going to have a shower actually.it's black as pitch out there and pissing down.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
you prick.you don't even know what I'm on about and you say that? Christ.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
My BEDI've had to get out of it twice today, might have another nap shortly to get the hat-trick.
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broadsword, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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Yah... yah... Cross posting whore... blah blah winge.www.b3ta.com/board/9506949
If you want to moan about it, use the thread below, that's what it's there for.
15 days till my holiday in Scarborough, I'm like a kid at Christmas. What are you excited/looking forward to?
Apart from this thread being pushed off the board...
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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Take That tomorrow night.And the possibilities of weekends away at the seaside.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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Oh Bluey... Take that? :((
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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Hell yeahmotherflippin' Take That. I'm well excited. Howard is like totally gonna fall in love with me.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:15,
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He's OLD now though.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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He's 41.That's not even old.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD,(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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I often dream of weekends away from the seaside*lives at the seaside blog*
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:15,
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Show off/lives in the land locked Midlands
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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in fact i am going to the beach in about 10 minutes*is telling the truth*
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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I could be at the shore in 2 minutes and the beach in about 10/15 by foot.To be honest though I rarely go. I used to go for massive walks along the shore every night nearly.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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I can walk there in about 4 minutesits still a bit cold for swimming though.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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I wouldn't go swimming here.I used to every summer when I was a teen. I'd freeze my bollocks off now.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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ChristmasNot long to go now
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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Shut it and look at my picture.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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*awards gold star*We can put it up on the fridge
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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Genuinelol.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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I'm looking forward to the 4th July, as my sister's wedding is the day before and it means it's all overI'm also looking forward to my week off work next week and the Latitude festival in mid July.
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magnum, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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With regards to copyright, what are the issues surrounding classical music?I know this is probably googleable, but I don't know where to start.
Alternatively, tell me about your morning.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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Copyright expires 70 years after deathso a recording is copyrightable to the performers, but the piece itself isn't covered. Except for modern classics.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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If I were to use a piece in a university project that's going to be displayed to the public,would a simple "Hello, can I use this?" message to the performers be okay?
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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You'd need to ask the people who'll be displaying it.(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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oh its fine .. herewww.lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+the+issues+surrounding+classical+music
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I don't think you need to pay a royalty to the composerBUT the "mechanical copyright" will still exist for the actual recording so you'd need to ask the record compnay
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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fuck off shitcunt(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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Try googling"With regards to copyright, what are the issues surrounding classical music?"
/helpful
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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i got this as my first link searching "copyright classical music" on googlewww.callcentrehelper.com/classical_music_on_hold_copyright.htm
i am not sure if this is of any use karl you retard.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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that led me in a matter of moments to thiswww.ipo.gov.uk/
which might contain some truths.
come on karl, it's not hard.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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it depends on how long the composer has been dead.some of them are still alive.
so it depends.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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It's highly unlikely Beethoven is gonna sue(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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i ate pishmaniye and talked about cock eating snails(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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I woke up late and went to school.Taught one lesson then found out there was nothing left to do.
Then I went to the hospital to have a blood test because when I went to my GP for it they made seven holes across both arms but couldn't get any blood out. Then at the hospital they made a few more holes but were unsuccessful so tried to get it out of the back of my hand, which they managed after about twenty minutes of trying. I cried throughout and made a right scene.
Then I went to Wilko's and bought cleaning things.
Then I came home and had lunch.
I'm well exciting.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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Back of the hand is the best way. It'll be black for a bit though.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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Having proper veins in the first place is the best way ;)(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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The good Lord obviously wanted us for something other than being skaghounds.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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lovely shiny horse...(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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Running tru de....field.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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I'll never manage to pull a vampire.This is upsetting, as having recently finished Twilight, it's something I'm quite keen on.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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I feel like quite a dirty woman for thinking that boy's quite attractive.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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I've nto seen the film.I fancy the fictional book character though. In much the same way I fancy Harry Potter, Mr. Darcy and the character played by the bloke that played Denny Duquette in Grey's Anatomy in P.S. I Love You but don't fancy any of their film/TV representations.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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I'd not say no, put it that way.images.funadvice.com/photo/image/old/38533/RobertPatt_Kambo_6482771_400.jpg
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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i used to know himhe was young a bit shy. dead sweet
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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He's got nice eyebrows.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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I haven't taken the enormous cotton wool ball and medi tape contraption off yet.I'm working my way up to being brave enough.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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Ah, there's no rush.Have a bath and it'll come off on it's own without the pain.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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I had a cannula in once,and the vein completely disappeared afterwards.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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Oooh dear.Once bitten and all that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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I want my vein back :(I don't know what they're going to do if they ever have to put one in again.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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I'll lend you one.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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The last time I had a cannulathey put in about half a litre of antihistamine and steroids in one go. That looked interesting in a "giant swollen vein" way.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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i have just noticed that esme weatherwax has posted about double what anyone else has posted, according to the stats.do they always post that much? because i can honestly say that i don't recall seeing anything they have posted.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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I reckon she sits up at 3 in the morningfeverishly replying to herself.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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i'm going to go back through the archives and check.no i'm not.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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you don't have that long left, you should start straight away(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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Is that what they call it these days?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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It's about as exciting as my day.I have come to work, progressed some MSc students, paid some of my court fine, and am now planning LUNCH.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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This afternoon's going to be EVEN BETTER.I'm going to clean the oven then put on an old swimming cossie and scrub the bathroom.
Then SAUSAGES for tea.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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That's some niche pron, right there.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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I've still got a sore throad*.I think it may be some kind of sinus infection, because I'm starting to get a pain in my ear now as well. I sneezed earlier on and was in agony.
*throat
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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is a throad when you have a frog in your throat?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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I do, actually.And trying to speak takes some effort.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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Death metal and Belgian house. You hear me? Let's get TV banging... mud the far cuss.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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As a fully qualified software auditor and manager for F.A.S.T (Federation against software theft)You would assume i know the answer that.
As it happens, i don't
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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My morning has been fairly dull, really.Still, I have tomorrow off \o/
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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There are copyrights on performances, but not hte music itself.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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See the wikipedia article...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright
Also:
if(composer dead 70 years .and. performance date 50 years)
public domain in the UK
endif
Where to find? Charity shops, car boot, Ebay etc etc.
Edit: That's odd, my greater than symbols have vanished.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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They only work in the subject line as <b> <i> etc work in the main message box.Or that in some technical wording I'm not capable of.
However, it could be that some sadact knows more about this than I do.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< >>>>>>>>>>>
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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They're dumbing down symbols online.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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70 years after the death of the composer50 years after the recording was recorded.
Do you have specific recordings in mind? I'd say your best bet is to trawl through CD labels that release archive radio broadcasts, a lot of their releases were recorded in the 1950s. Try the Medici Arts and Testament CD labels, they remaster and release radio broadcast performances on CD.
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Which US state would YOU name progeny after?Bagsy Rhode Island.
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ArthurTheRat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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I need 30 Chinese midget volunteers and a giant, mechanical clock.Volunteers must own their own Spongebob Squarepants costume. First 30 gazes get it.
Cheers.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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Does it matter if it's taken?I like Dakota. Or Virginia. I don't know, I quite like them. It does increase the chances of them going into porn or show business, mind.
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Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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n., pl. progeny or -nies.
1.
1. One born of, begotten by, or derived from another; an offspring or a descendant.
2. Offspring or descendants considered as a group.
2. A result of creative effort; a product.
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Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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Uh huh, Uh huh(
IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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progeny |präjn|
noun [treated as sing. or pl. ]
a descendant or the descendants of a person, animal, or plant; offspring : the progeny of mixed marriages.
ORIGIN Middle English : from Old French progenie, from Latin progenies, from progignere ‘beget’ (see progenitor ).
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ArthurTheRat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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oh, you mean "my" progeny,I thought it was maybe some reference to popular culture.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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I'm a firestarter etc.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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no you didn't,you already knew there was a small mistake, everyone did, you were the only one who thought you'd look clever by pointing it out in such a patronising way though.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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I was actually genuinely confused.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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well I kind of thought maybe it meant that, eventually,but then I thought, "why would I name my kids after a US state? It can't possibly mean that, it must be something else."
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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YOU'RE NOT PLAYING PROPERLY :((
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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they're a bandthey did the songs "firestarter" and "smack my bitch up"
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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Alaskafor endless pun-based fun.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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North Carolina.Pastrami and quaver sandwiches are AMAZING.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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Pastrami is amazing.And crisps in sandwiches is just wrong.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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Naheeeee!Crisps in sandwiches is pure unadulterated sexiness.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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WRONG.Sandwiches should be mostly squadgy.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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Nooo, because you put the crisps inthen you go 'squish squish squish' and crunch them all.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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Mneuuurggghh.You can have any sandwiches I find surprise crisps in.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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You lovely thing.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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You may have the crusts after I suck them for a bit.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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Fuck thatI've got... hand cream, tobacco and a renault promotional rubiks cube.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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that's one hell of a wank you've got planned.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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In association with Endemol.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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It's deeeeey 3 in the Captain Wow wank.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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I dread to think what the public'd decide.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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they're not crisps,they're maize snacks.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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oh do shut up.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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*pinches**looks innocent*
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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How very dare youCrisp sandwiches are the staple food of students along with 7p saver noodles.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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only shit studentswho spend their entire student loan on a new hifi as soon as it comes through.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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It's more the ones that piss it up the wallat least a hifi's still a hifi the next day, and not urine.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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yeah, them too.I met a guy once who spend his entire loan in one night out, buying rounds for everyone.
I didn't even like vodka and redbull. Was a good night, though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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They're always the ones that complain about being broke.'Oh no, I'm 10 grand in debt'
stop getting pissed then, thicky.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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I read the other daythat there's a basic human psychology trait that's very common, that means people will skimp on material necessities in order to afford things that boost their social status.
Quite interesting.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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Like cars and that?I don't know. If I see a nice cardi I'd rather have that than lunch, so I suppose I'm just as bad.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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up to and including cars,could be anything really. I guess going out a lot and getting drunk improves your social standing in some circles. People who stay in being sensible are boring losers, see.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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Aye, I've been told that before.Every time I go out for the night I get bored, cold and annoyed though. It's much better staying inside where only people I like are allowed to go.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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I like going out,but eating properly comes first. Maybe it's connected to my general lack of sex drive, I dunno. The theory is, you see, that evolutionarily, survival isn't the only important thing. You could live to a thousand but if you never got a mate it wouldn't do your genes any good. So actually there's a compromise between survival behaviours and social behaviours. Social status increases your chances of attracting a mate.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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My thoughts are-most people I don't know already are quite disappointing
-pubs are full of teenagers
-it's quite expensive.
I'm not really good at the whole 'get up and go' thing at the best of times, certainly not when I have to pay money to only vaguelly enjoy it if I even do so at all.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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Pubs really are expensive,at least, they are here and now. The student bars were bargain bonus. I didn't skimp on either eating or getting pissed in those days.
I like my regular, but I wouldn't go there every night like I used to be able to. The worst is when Spacefish's work friends invite us to a night out, because they always go to these trendy bars, and they're expensive and I don't much feel like I really fit in.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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The only pub I go to is the local rock pubwhich is alright, and we play there, but it's always full of kids who needlessly annoy me.
If pubs did coffee more, I'd be more inclined to go.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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My regular does coffee, I think,I've never had it there, though. They do excellent food at more than reasonable prices, and you wouldn't believe the size of their bowls of nachos.
It's a right old goth haunt, I'm not a goth myself, but they're a friendly, non-intimidating bunch.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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I'd not touch the food if my local served any.The only reason I touch the glasses is because my mate tends bar there and I know he's cleaned out the pot washer.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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I thought most pubs did coffee nowI don't know if it's ever any good though.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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Most (forgive the term) yuppie-ish pubsor at least, that's my observation. Also the larger chain pubs, which it also isn't.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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my pub does lush coffee, it is lush.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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I enjoy going out every now and thenI'd rather have a quiet drink at home or in a nice pub though. And I'm pretty certain getting drunk, and therefore making a fool of myself, has only ever left me lower in the social leagues than improving my standing!
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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Depends who you mix with, I guess.I reckon hippies have got the best of both worlds, they can improve their social standing by eating healthy, organic food and by NOT spending their money on tat.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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Sadly I think my love of shoes comes under the "tat" category(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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I didn't squander my student loanBut I still enjoyed crisp sandwiches
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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I used to have skips sandwichesin my early teen years.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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GeorgiaCarolina
Hawaii
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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Hi. I'm in...Delaware.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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Man Hat OnUnless he sees a passing hearse, then he's Man Hat Off.
He's a gentleman, you see.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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Mary LandPenny Silvania
Carl Orado
Neville Ada
Mitch Igan
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FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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Al Asker.Callum Fornia.
Louise Eanna.
Mr. Chusetts.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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Lynn Conn-MemorialMal N'Trushmore
Graham Canyon
Pen T. Gon
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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BEARLAND(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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I wonderif you can blow a mouse up by putting it in a Beanzawave ?
A cat came into my garden and caught a mouse yesterday. This is the first useful thing the cunt has done in my garden, usually it just shits so I have to throw a tennis ball at it.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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we should have a "hello Hankster" threadwhere we all send him nice messages, in case he's lurking
the lurking shitcunt
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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I don't think it'd blow up. I am not a scientist, however.Please don't try.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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After watching the worst film ever, "Wanted" starring Angelina JolieEvery time I hear of exploding mice, I cry a little.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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I downloaded that and I still want my money back(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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I quite enjoyed Wanted. It was stupid fun. Nowhere near as good as the comics though.Now, Terminator: Salvation - there's a contender for worst film ever.
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FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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1 being Terminator: Salvation and 20 being Children of MenI'd put it at 1.
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FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:13,
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don't bother, it's really dull(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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I was so bored by it I can't even remember what it's aboutI think it's a bit short on aliens and explosions and I can't remember if you get to see any tit
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:23,
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That end-scene going through the buildings is one of the most technacly impressive scenes I've ever seen.The whole lot had to be done in one take, not a single cut.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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on a scale of Matrix Revolutions to Star Wars Episode 1it's a three hour documentary about Dekionplexis
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:14,
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a mouse > a catkeep throwing the tennis ball
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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I'm bored.Apparently Tetley tea contains no fat. Well..it's just leaves, isn't it?
www.tetley.co.uk/Why-tea-is-great/Tea-&-health/Tetley-is-good-for-you
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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And beer is just some grains and stuff that's been rotting for a while(
Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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It gives you AIDS95% of all people who die of AIDS have been shown to have chewed gum at some point in their lives.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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100% of non-smokers die of non-smoking.hadn't thought of that, had you?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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100% of dead people were gestated in a wombtherefore wombs are toxic and cause death
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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I'd give you evens on this story ending up in the Express or Mailbefore the year is out.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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What kind of mint?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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Make like a Tetley tea and get outta here.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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well I dealt with my boredom quicklythat has to count for something, uncle sp@m
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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I saypeople to trot out trite put downs should be fed to fucking otters.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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my dad says "it isn't things that are boring, it's people who are bored"which i believe is virtually the same thing as what your uncle says, but more pedantically phrased.
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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Hello, I've got a problem now, I've had a sudden injection of confidence and now I feel I'm overplaying it and feel guilty and terrible because I'm concerned I won't be able to manage it againThanks
Rick.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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Have a wank and calm down(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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hmmmif I used my left hand I'd improve my tenouchi
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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+ if you paint your fingernails & wear a cheap gold bangleyou can pretend your mum is doing it.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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Sounds like effort.I'll wait another 10 years for SCEINCE to catch up.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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This isn't going to happen.I'm reading Elephants on LSD which is a collection of bizarre and wrong experiments. Not that I needed to read a book to know that, anyway books quite good.
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BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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I like the pictures of spiderwebsmade by spiders on varying substances.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:13,
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They thought knowledge was stored in tissue.So they could grow it and transplate it. They also transplated a Monkeys head onto another monkeys body. Just to see if it could be done.
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BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:28,
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It appears to be written in Comic Sans according to Amazon previewTherefore, it fails
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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Everything will be fine, you are a very funny man.Does that help?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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OH RIGHTso this is a haiyah sort of thing. Don't have altercations with mysterious oriental men whilst wanking in cupboards and you'll probably be alright.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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well you know I said I had a competition the week after the bash?(
GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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the first bit of news.kendo.org.uk/
My dojo and the squad I was in is Kobudokan.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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I have a strange feeling of being proud of someone I've met twice.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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yay!congrats :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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Right. So that's a good thing. HOORAY FOR GMOS.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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You can if your opponent is the one doing the lols(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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Do some dramatic airpunches andsing something from the 80s. That always helps.
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The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:24,
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Beer, cola, marshmallows and heroin contain no fat too.Therefore they must be good for you.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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butit would (if that's true) make sense to brag about marshmallowed being fat-free. you'd assume a dried leaf didn't contain fat, shirley? or am I not scientific enough :(
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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Well, they actually contain 0.2% fat, but it's virtually zero for something you'd expect to be fatty.It's fair to assume that tea is zero fat, and not just Tetley. Mind you, quite a few plant products do contain a lot of fat. Seeds especially.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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Yorkshire tea > Tetley tea(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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Because it's from Yorkshire?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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Because it tastes nicer.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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I only drink Twinings peppermint teaall other tea scares and confuses me
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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Jasmine tea is nice.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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I may have to try someThat's only a may though, if the box scares or confuses me I'll be too busy hiding under my desk.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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normal tea scares youand Twinings peppermint doesn't?
you fucking fruitcake.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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Lots of things scare and confuse meTea,
People,
Digital communications,
Horseless Carriages,
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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I agree with a lot of your wisdon Captain,But I think Yorkshire tea is absolute piss. Far too bitter and utterly lacking in subtle flavours. Even Sainsbury's red label is better.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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Agree to disagree(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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yeait's grown round the corner from my house
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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Yorkshire tea > 99.99% of things, ever.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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You're damn right.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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Of course it contains no fatAt least not untill you put milk in it.
It's not as if fat is some sort of fucking poison anyway, you need fat in your diet. Just not loads of it, and you need to get out more, get some exercise you lazy fat cunts.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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i agreemy point is, then, why are they bragging about dry leaves not containing something which is actually ok in moderation
MARKETING LOLS
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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I doubt they are braggingthey are probably legally obliged to list the nutrition content
/sensible answer tuesday
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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tea tastes like watered-down cancerget some coffee down you
you shitcunt
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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The endis nigh.
Hello lovelies. Tell me about the things you liked when you were little. Some of you may have to think quite far back. I liked crocodiles and climbing trees and horlicks.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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Thundercats, He-Man, going everywhere on my dad's shoulders and trifle.Hello darling spangleface.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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i liked climbing trees and the paw paw bears and ice cream cones with coffee beans on top (we used to get them from the supermarket in france after a day at the beach)(
sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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I liked climbing treesbut not the crying and my dad coming up to get me that ensued. I'm great at going up, shit at coming back down.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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My partner says that.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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hello gorgeousI too loved Thundercats and hitting my brother with a Lion-o sword.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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oooooh.And I had the battlecat from he-man. I threw he-man away, I just wanted the green tiger.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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i had the she-ra with the pony but my brother had the he-man with the tiger and i stole the tiger because it was way better than the pink horse(
sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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Yes, I always wanted one of them.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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I liked eggs.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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you were simon snailpants snailpants he put snails in his pants?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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we used to put squashed ants in their path to see if they'd eat them upand see how many we could put on our arms.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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I liked He-Man.And Mask. And Sharks - sharks fascinated me. And dinosaurs were cool too. I used to know loads of their names, but I've since forgotten.
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Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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sharks are great.Did you ever watch Street Sharks? It was rollerblading-sharks-who-fight-crime cartoon.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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My first Act of Gayness was owning a pink Care Bear.I think it was Rainbow Bear.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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Fatties will just have quicker access to food :(When I was little, I liked Power Rangers.
I freakin loved the first three sets of Zords. Megazords, Thunder Megazords, NINJA Megazords.
Then it became shit. :(
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SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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Aww, kitten sized.I used to love getting all the blankets and cushions out and making a tent across the stair landing. That was ace.
Oh and going for walks and getting a big stick to thwack at dandelions
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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Cool I remember doing that..I spent many hours using empty cardboard boxes in the garden. To make a base under the sprinkler.
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BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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Ooh, I want that.I liked rollerblading, Cadbury's Dairy Milk, and being naive enough to believe that no one in my family would read my diary.
*aged cynicism sigh*
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Batsgirl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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from the first two and constant exposure to advertisingI suggest you were on the blob for your whole childhood.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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the old dungeons and dragons cartoon. Large Wagon Wheels. Wacaday.waking up, 530am on a saturday or sunday to watch cartoons.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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Here comes the funcooker!I liked jumping off high stairs. Just for kicks, like.
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The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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I liked cycling all summerAnd programming my ZX spectrum.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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chicken soup and lucozadelaughing at the completely normal and very nice scottish chap cause he sounded funny, and getting beaten up by my sister because someone hit me and I didn't hit them back
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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Bogus Official discovered fire for our tribe.I can't take the credit.
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FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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Mountain climbing up the stairs with my brother.We'd stop half way for sustenence of jam sandwiches and coke, Barbie, Sindy Care Bears, climbing trees, fishing for newts and tadpoles in the pond in the forest near our house, snowball fights, The Smiths, break dancing, My Little Pony, fighting with my brothers, grass fights, magic paint books and tie dyed balloons.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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Ahhhh Fearne and Phil.My only friends. Sometimes they tell me to do things through the television. Naughty things.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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Great.There's quite a few female b3tans I'd like to fuck. Not because they are attractive, but because I am quite desperate and I don't know many people in real life.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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you look like you'd have genital warts.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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At least I'm honest.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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Do you want them to play the flute while you do them up the chuffer?(
hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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oh wow, I did it again, typing an enthusiastic response instead of "fuck off shitcunt"(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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And people have a go at me for being "wacky".It simply isn't fair.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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No-one's forcing you to read and/or reply to the thread, your twisted, bitter, gnarled witch's cunt.(
hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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No-one's forcing you to read and/or reply to the thread, your twisted, bitter, gnarled witch's cunt.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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O-one-Nay's orcing-fay you to ead-ray and/or eply-ray to the reathay, your wisted-tay, itter-bay, arled-gnay itch's-way unt-cay.(
hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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fuck off shitcunt(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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It is GREAT isn't it.GREAT.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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Eating rivita and gastrich banding.Philip never ages like Peter Pan.
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BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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Except that he ages.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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Yes but it's an illusion so as not to arise any suspision.(
BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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I like his white hair.I think I will nickname him Silver Fox.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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I think there's a lot to be said for BNP policies.If anything they don't go far enough.
Why stop at throwing out people of a particular race? Some of the first people I'd chuck out of the country are white and english. Like Nick Griffin for example.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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They do have one or two good policiesEntirely free healthcare for OAPs
Organic farming as a priority...
Erm, that's it.
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Pish posh, I want my GM giant mutant tomatoes.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21,
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THE ATTTACK of the KILLER TOMATOES yeah awesome woooooo(
sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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THINGS THAT MAKE BINKY ANGRY #1when i am tired and slightly on edge and the mister says i am angry.
I WASN'T BUT I AM NOW.
this happens a lot.
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25,
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Oh god yes.You think this is angry? THIS IS ANGRY!
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:28,
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Gragh, yes."Why are you in such a bad mood tonight?" "RARGH! I'M NOT!"
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Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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If anything this thread just proves women are fucking moody and deserve to be punched.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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i am well good at bottling up my anger.i usually check myself before saying anything too snappy. being called angry just pisses me off, though.
i reckon he does it on purpose to wind me up because he finds it funny that i am short and stompy RARR BINKY SMASH
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32,
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You told me you only hit me because you love me, :*((
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:32,
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I *smack* fucking *headbutt* love *cunt kick* you *head stomp*(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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Not for me.I'm always sort of in a bad mood.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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One of my son's bedtime books is called "I Am Not Cute" and is about a grumpy baby owl who is cute trying to act hard and mean.It always reminds my of ickle blue star.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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I find telling girls to calm down, or to stop being so emotional has the same effect.(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
Not in the supermarket it doesn'tI just want to get in and get out, I'm aware that the supermarket makes me silent and moody, winding me up is just going to make it worse.
You would have though after three and a half years he'd realise.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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I'd deliberatly wind you up in the supermarket,take things out the trolly when you're not looking etc.
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me too.Organic is all very well and good, but banning things that could be of use to people in developing countries is silly.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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But loads of people in developing countries are all BROWN!(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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You know how, in history classesyou think people were so silly back in the old days when they thought the Earth was flat, the sun went round the Earth and that severe burns could be cured by putting your hand in a tub of flour?
People of the future, eating their giant healthy gm food, will think the same when they see this.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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the Aubergine furries are a niche lot.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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I think they want to increasethe speed limit on motorways too. Probably just to appeal to the average Joe. Or Alan.
"Anyone will be able to drive as fast as they want while being a racist!"
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The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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to be honest... they'll never be in a position to make those changes...they could say "free time travel for the over 60s"
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Why the shuddering fuck is making organic farming a priority a good idea?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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you should definitely post this on have your say(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17,
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and speek your branes, by proxy.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21,
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and on /Stylistics, betcha by golly wow.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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That's why I wear glasses(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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What if youtry readinẹљ₧ ₵₮₱₵™ℓ ≠∂€⅝ℓ? I think tha∆∏€Ữ fl●♪ ₤‰„ỉΰ
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The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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We should throw everyone out, and then start overMaybe move England down to the Mediterranean too. Better weather.
Just England, we don't need the rest. Maybe leave Essex behind too.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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Vote for Theoban,,,,,, and his new world order!
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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At least one senior member of their party also think the disabled need to be left to die off too(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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that's terriblethey should all be made to fight in a big dome
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:21,
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I for one would pay big money to watch disableds fight it out in the StumblyWumblyDrome."Wheelchair "Spikes" McGee has Steve "Amputee" Forbes in a killer headlock. He hasn't got a leg to stand on."
"You can't say that, Alan."
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FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:25,
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Many come with their own weapons(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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Not ideal if you are disabled.I think the biggest problem with the BNP is the people who run the party.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:23,
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I shall go to their next rally with a placard that says 'STOP BULLYING GONZO'(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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I only just found out they wouldwant to ban mixed race relationships too. LOL! The silly racist shits.
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The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:23,
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But mixed race girls are the sexiest!Where would they come from without mixed relationships? It's madness.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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I'm really not sure how they would work out who is what race around hereSo many of the children at my kids' schools are the children of mixed-race parents with very interesting combinations.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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And if the BNP were called, "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGERS" I'd so vote for them.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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I IS IN UR POLITIKSLYNCHIN UR NIGGERS.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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