My friend is pregnant. Her surname is New. If it's a boy, she wants to name it Beau.Beau.
Beau New.
Bone You.
She doesn't want to name it Beau any more.
Whose days have YOU ruined today?
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NoneI'm not a cunt. Although I am going to work in half an hour where I am paid for my cuntery, overtime cuntery no less.
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I didn't mean to be a cunt. I just said "Beau New" out loud. She said "well, when YOU say it, it sounds shit".:(
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I will understand if people see this thread as "LOL I KNOW A GIRL"It's okay. JMG will be here later. You can complain to him.
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I'M OFF TO NORTHUMBERLAND ROAD IN A MINUTE WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME?(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
It's highly likely she'll be the ex-missus by the end of the day...(
B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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You going to turn her into a winter festivity?(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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Because you're going to shout "SURPRISE, I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER"?(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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I wish I could give her a solid reason.I can't, though. It just doesn't feel right anymore and I don't want to lead her on when my heart isn't in it.
I feel a right cunt.
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B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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can't you have a chat about it and then keep shagging and being nice and that(
sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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I still care for her very dearly, but it's just not the same and it wouldn't be fair on her.(
B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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so can't you have a chat and stop shagging her but be bezzy mates?(
sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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As long as it doesn't end up with you going back to her in a month's time saying you made a mistake, then you have to do itIt'll only get worse the longer you wait.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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Make sure you get one last shag first.Or get her to get a joint credit card, and then do a runner after running up a huge bill.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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It is a cunty thing to do.I did it, and I felt like a right cunt.
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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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It's things like this that make me glad I'm a computer geek(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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AyeSometimes being disastrous with women can be a benefit.
Look at the positives Jim, look at the positives...
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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I was assuming he was talking about his computer.Maybe he's seeing a laptop behind its back.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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This isn't an answer to your question, just a general statement.(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
I'm calling my first born 'Awesomecoolhawk' just to elevate him even more in the heights of sexual coolness.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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i think you are the pregant oneits all those balls you put in your cheeks
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nobodysI'll probably end up ruining my friend's evening because she thinks she's going to make me go to a bar with her
she is wrong
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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why does she think that?why have you not told her she is wrong?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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she has some sort of deranged mentality that she can get anyone to do anything she wants them toI've proven this theory incorrect loads of times, I'm beginning to think she's just stupid
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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just kiddingbut really, well done on being considerate.
I'd call the child 'Bastard'
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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my dad's middle name is Chris.Chris Peacock.
Brilliant.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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I haven't ruined anyone's day yet.I've been a kind and sympathetic shoulder to cry on for my friend who is splitting with his hubby.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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Everyone in the lab,by decided to work from home this afternoon. I might go and ruin everyone at the gym's days too, by sweating on the equipment.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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I help a friend in her bakery from time to timeand today some cunt screamed in my face for giving her a cake that was iced blue, not pink.
I suppose her day wasn't ruined, but my quiet bakery time was.
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It would be cool if it was a baby shaped cake and it looked like a dead foetus(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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Indeedor a cake that looked like a womb. and when you cut it open, there's a foetus shaped edible thing inside.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
exactlyand some form of jelly-snake umbilical cord wrapped round its neck
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None, I haven't been with people.I've been cleaning the house from top to bottom.
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jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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No-one'sI've been a irrepressible beacon of light and cheeriness to all around me. In fact, they're all coming up behind me right now to give me a newspap *ajsdfp\*
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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errwhat exactly did that squeeky13 kid yesterday do that required you to all go to such nasty extremes to upset him? This isn't exactly the nicest place in the world when you first post here
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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He posted incoherent shite, then got upset when people told him to shut up.Basically.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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Sadly the case with a lot of people who seem to randomly pop up.Hello all, btw :)
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B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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Oh hello.Haven't seen you in a while. How's tricks?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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It's been interesting for all the wrong reasons.From mental wards to a borderline stalker of a Jehovah's Witness.
Yourself, m'dear?
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B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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Oh my, that sounds fun.Meh, alright. Drama etc.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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Drama? Seems to be an inescapable constant in many lives.God. I'm starting to border on pretentious philosophical wank.
I should tell a knob joke.
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B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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ps. a reliable source told me you're the biggest BITCH on here! OHMIDAZE!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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With a stupid username.I'm mean, come on, Weatherwax?!?!? *snort* Is that, like from some kind of book or something, though? Yeah? I know right, pffft, come on!
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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A few people have thought it's my real name.For fuck's sake.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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Haha! Dipshits!Everyone knows your real name is Nanny Ogg.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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Do you know any songs about small prickly mammals?(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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pfft! We all know your real name is Shouty O'Potatos(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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HahaI might change it to that.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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Shouty Mary O'Potatoes.You forgot her confirmation name.
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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HE'S THE SON OF GOD YEEEE FECK!Also, Everyone, if you want a laugh go listening to LBC radio. Some nob christians are talking about how witchcraft/paganism is about supporting Satan and they just needed a good christian up bringing.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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hahathat's pretty much my parent's outlook on witchcraft and the like. I wasn't even allowed to read the Harry Potter books when they came out. Cunts.
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and then baldmonkey( who i respect a lot and was a principle in the "campaign for real niceness) outed his real life stuff
so what - there is an ignore button you know
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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Tell him that.He's the one that got upset.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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i saw what he posted about youthere was no need to threaten his school/address/sister whatever
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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I didn't.I had fuck all to do with that.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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I know you didn't do thatI'm not having a go at you
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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Why are you whinging, anyway?He's gone, who gives a fuck.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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He's called Ryan Bury. Maybe you could find his Bebo account and let him know that you're a nice boy in a sea of big bad boys on B3ta?I'm sure he'd appreciate that.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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He stole my lunch money and pushed me into a puddle.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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Certainly nothing worse than most regulars get away with daily(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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thisi think you should all be a bit ashamed of yourself tbh
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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He joined.. that was enough.and didn't conform to the clique
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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NO MERCY(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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I was expecting an heart-warmingly honest journey into the pysche of GMoS... the kind you'd find serialised in a Sunday Newspaper...but I suppose this'll do
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
He was a troll who just wasn't good enough.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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He took the hump with esme for some reasonAnd he was barely literate, and a closet bummer
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
Other people said far worse things to him.It was odd, really.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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I'm pretty sure esme can handle herself(
SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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I'm sure I can.What's your point?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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INTERNET WHITE KNIGHTS(
SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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Oh fuck off, RikDon't start giving it all the tired old shite. If someone's being an unrelenting cunt they get what they deserve, irrespective of their target.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
How were they internet white knights?I doubt they were rushing to my rescue. They just saw a retard who'd be easily upset and had some fun with him.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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ExactlyI for one enjoyed his comments on you and found them to be quite accurate.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
I think Rik's just upset that he missed out on a chance to pander you.(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
Shut up you, or I'll get the plum sauce.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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My spackobrain mixed up the words 'pretty' and 'sure' there on the first read of it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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He must have thought you were an easier targetWhat with being a girl and that. I said earlier that I cannot understand how people carry on like that. Surely they must get a feel for the place before being silly.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Maybe, I dunno.Oh well. Shit troll was shit.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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I laughed so hard with Baldmonkeys comments on his sister.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6235187
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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Also he could roundhouse himself in a belly fold.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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He couldn't spell, for oneApparently he has informed the "orthorities" [sic] on us.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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Haha that was great.I missed that, I went to bed before he had his strop.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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DEAR INTERNET USERI am investigating.
It would appear that the majority of the ONLINE INTERNET CRIMES
were commited by MR B Monkey.
I have SUMMONSED HIM to appear before the INTERNET CROWN TRIBUNAL COURT OF JUSTICE.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
He started an account to troll b3ta.And fucked it up wonderfully.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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What's your favourite sporting song or chant then?I quite like West Ham's "Forever Blowing Bubbles"
Alternative question: TRANSFORMERS 2?!?!?
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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I like the songs the supporters were making at the Down's Syndrome Under 13 Hockey Tournament before christmas at the sports centre"UUUUnnnggg YAm woooo aheeeNEEEEEEEEEEEEENENEENENENNEENE WHEELSONTHEBUSGOWOUNDANWOUND...eeeeeeeeeeee"
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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My fav was spurs chant for Ferdinand"He's here, he's there, he's fucking Dani Behr, Ferdinand, oh Ferdinand!"
whilst she was in the crowd and her cheeks turned to a lovely shade of beetroot.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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I haven't seen Transformers 1 yet(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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Kim, kim, wherever you may be.They eat dog's in your home country.
But it could be worst, you could be scouse
eating rats in your council house.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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I'm going to a wedding reception of some people I don't really like.I'm thinking of wearing my Kendo gear, I look damn good in it.
What clothes shouldn't you wear but you can just about pull off?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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I've got a bargain hunt contestants polo shirt,it actually suits me.
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good effort!Polo shirts work on me as well, I have a kendo one.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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I've also got a "Milton Keynes City of Dreams" t shirt,That makes me look like a twat, but I wear it out of pride.
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You can't really wear it in Milton Keynes thoughas so many people have it.
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it would be like a recurring nightmare if everyone there wore it at once
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vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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Brilliant!Stupid Q: Were you on the show or was it a lucky find?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
nah I have a friend that works on it,she sent it me for my birthday.
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Smoking Jacket...oh, yes, and 'beige'
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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*points and clicks*does the jacket smoke or does it entertain the opportunity for the wearer to smoke.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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Woah, nellyDon't show it to me. I have a thing about men in smoking jackets. And/or suits.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
and man isn't suitably attired without a suit(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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I meant to put 'without'/duly amended
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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I did wonder.In which case, I agree with the aforemended statement. :)
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suits look greatbut I find them impractical.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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I secretly really like dressing as a chav and going to football matches.It makes me feel like a proper man.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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I normally just shoutLESTO LESTO LESTO
Further to the previous thread - I used to be a goth.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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You!?!? a Goth!?!? posh goth!You were a Gosh
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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wearing a black scarf doesn't make you a goth, you know(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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I used to wear para boots and a long black leather trenchcoatand a Rammstein t-shirt.
So probably not a goth, just a dickhead.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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as an owner of an English bottomI shouldn't wear skinny jeans. But if I find a nice pair I'm sure going to buy them.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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Warm, soft and doughy(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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playing with Spangle's soggy arse is like kneading dough.(
WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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sticky, smells strongly of yeast(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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nyom nyom nyom(
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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joooooooood*leaping hug*
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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Did you fall in the bread maker again?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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It's quite possibleThe ones they use in supermarkets are huge, anyone could fall into them.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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only if I do the jeans dance(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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Tight ones.Fuck everyone. If you don't like it, don't look.
Right, I'm off home. See you all on Monday. Enjoy the peace and quiet.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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have fun!:)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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Bye captain!Hope all goes well for the gig :)
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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I have a T-shirt from a Scientific conference I helped at.I haven't got around to wearing it in public yet.
I also own an extremely revealing skin tight devil costume, which I have worn in public. It was fucking freezing.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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No, I'm not sure what material it was, but not rubbery.More fabricy. Think leotards, but with arms and legs. And on a man.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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Suede Chelsea Boots.I had some teal ones. I'm think of investing in some more. Colour suggestions, please.
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The problem with gold and silver effect shoesis that they look brillz for about 30 minutes, then as soon as they sniff the outside world, they start to crack and fall apart. My mate had a pair of silver shoes when he was going through a Marc Bolan phase, and it looked like he had kicked a few pixies to death by the end of it.
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I rarely give shit suggestions, of course they'd be nice
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vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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The only thing that looks good on meis you.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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In order of tat value:1) Dungarees
2) Bell-bottom tye-dyed flares
3) Corsets
4) Thigh-high black boots (Cher, anyone?)
5) Blonde wigs
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
I would offer to pawn off my boots onto himBut I suspect he already has a fine collection, the dark horse
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
Only if you think black people are donkeys.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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Pretty much all my wardrobe.Cowboy boots, uber skinny jeans, plunging neck line tops, too many bangles and bum bandanas floofy hair etc
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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i'm a tshirt and jeans man.that and the beard make up for my girly hair
MANLY!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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I'm camo shorts and designer black tight tee and rolled down cons in the summerWinter it's just a dress.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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i quite enjoy wearing a cowboy hatsuits me better than most hats do. maybe i'll get some boots!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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someone had to say it.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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I can't wear jewelry or that stuff, I have a fear of that shitI don't like it around my wrist and neck, EEEK RESTRICTION
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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No rings. Ever. Might pull my fingers off in an accident.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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this is exactly my problemonly I can't wear bracelets of necklaces either.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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you big cher gay(
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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You dress more manly than me.I'm not sure who that's cussing....
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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hahaha*sitting in the office in black jeans and white work polo shirt*
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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*sitting in the office with tight jeans, no pants and chest wig showing top *(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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I'm wondering about getting a straw hat, but not sure I can pull it off.(
Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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Donkeys often have them.also ... JobeJobeJobeJobeJobe.... do you think you're seriously going to buy Kun?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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Would love to. Seems like he's being a bit of a greedy bastard though. Looks shit hot.I'd take Tevez, but apparently we don't want to get involved with his agent Kia Jooooobirachian or whatever his name is, after he f*cked up our signing of Robinho.
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Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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Because he is in fact a cunt.He's the one that's convinced Tevez to leave by making him believe that he wasn't playing often enough. He played more than Rooney last season.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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get a hat like this chappywww.inhats.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/otterlolly-inhat.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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Safari hatI mostly wear it when out flying, it is rarely seen in public
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M o D, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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Kids tee shirts.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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*fools underpants*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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You div.HOW YOU?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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FUCKING BUSYso obviously I'm on here. I need it to to stop bastard raining so that I can mow the lawn later or it will grow to jungle proportions in the next two weeks.
HOW YOU?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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Not a lotI've just been to the bank to collect my new debit card.
It's a Visa this time so I have to remember a new number now.
Who wants to help me commit it to memory?
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SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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I'll help you.Card Number and CVC?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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Nothing that couldn't be scripted by a 5 year old child.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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YES!I've always dreamed of having an abortion.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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I already do.This HIV flavour Ready Brek is WIN!
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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It's really nice with some Philadelphia.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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Does it make you glow a weird colour like the kid in the adverts?(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
That's because I'm wailing some punches onto it via your router*windmills*
WHO WILL SAVE BINKBINK?!?!? Tune in to next weeks episode.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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CEASE AND DESIST YOU COWARDLY CAD!*swooshes in*
*trips over cape*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! double drat and curses!I'll get you RR if it's the last thing I do!! *Drives off in penguin car*
binkbink has been saved...for now
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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*eats biscuits*These tights are really chafing.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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Would you like a sympathy rub?(And how was Cabaret by the way?)
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it was WELL GOOD.definitely high calibre for the area - but then it was a touring production.
the first half was all decadent, darling, and sparkly and enticing and one had a great arse and another was cool with her dancing and the singing was high quality AND THEN in the second half it got kind of sinister and i was chilled... but the fit dancer was still there.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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and i always like rubs but i have taken some ibuprofen so will be fine soon.(is a "sympathy rub" where you rub your own tummy sympathetically? if so, YES DO THAT)
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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Ok, doing so:It's hard to type one-handed and while rubbing your tummy.
Cabaret sounds great! Touring you say? If it swings by Southampton or Bournemouth way I might check it out.
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:D thet had a real live orchestra band and everything./lives in the provinces.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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WoooowThat's quite impressive for a touring Musical.
Curse me for living in a tiny seaside resort.
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I can't get my special renault rubiks cube to be nice and make it easy for me.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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Peel off the coloured stickers.Always peel off the stickers.
Or alternatively, colour them all in black, y'know if your a goth and that.
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Not since I was about 19.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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Everyone has a 'Goth' moment in their lives, don't they?Mine was in conjunction with my 'puppy fat' days...I stopped when I realised I just looked like a blackberry.
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Yeah, mine toohowever, training your body to fit into a 24 inch waist corset works wonders.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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hahaI didn't look bad as a minigoth. I had so many bracelets on that my tan started halfway up my arms.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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So one bracelet?Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm not a big meanie really
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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you are big though(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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thanks you for informing me(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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and a meanie(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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Nope.Been a mod since I was 15 to universal ridicule. It gets a bit grating trying to explain that mod came before the Mighty Boosh and its mod wolves.
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...do you only speak to children, then?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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Idiots, mainly.I think most of my friends do it to wind me up. I went to a mod clubnight the other week and was the youngest there by 20 years or so.
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Here's an idea.Find a better scene (not that there is one, they're all shit)
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that's what you call your cow costume, isn't it?you love the udders most
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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I went through a phase of wearing black a lot,although not as exclusively as other people seemed to think (it seems you only need to wear one black thing on most days for people to say that you only wear black), and I never really got into anything else related to Goth culture even though a lot of my friends were into it. I've got a few CDs by The Cure mind you.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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I used to wear a lot of black,But only because I bought a lot of Band/Show t-shirts and they all seemed to come in either black, white or pink.
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I wore black jeans about half the time,and had a black coat, and I was never that into following fashion. I think that's enough to make you a Goth in most people's eyes. Most of my tops were in all different colours, though. I've never owned a band t-shirt.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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I used to get that too.I did have a pair of black jeans and various band t-shirts, but never put in enough effort to be a goth.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:15,
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I had a black leather coatIt was a lovely cut, it wasn't in the 'Goth' style, it looked a bit more like a business coat but I still had shaven-head oiks yelling "GOFFF" at me.
I only had Queen band shirts. And one of The Who's shirts. So not really 'Gothic'.
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I'm not entirely sure what you look like.I was basing it on my preconceptions that one forms of how old people are/what they look like etc from their posting style.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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HOW OLD AM I AND WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE eeeee DO ME DO ME.(
sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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I know what you look like, nobneck.That's cheating.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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I HAVEN'T BEEN ID'D IN YEARSgrow a beard
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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I got ID'D all the timeUntil I got an actual driver's licence, now I never do.
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aww you're so cute.i'm sure we've been through this before.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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Oh for fuck sake.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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It seemed like a bit of an insult.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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Have you not had a Goth moment then?Forgive me for my preconceptions.
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I always read your posts in an Irish accentsometimes it gets stuck and my inner monologue is Irish all day.
This also happens with Esme and Spider's posts.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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and you look like a scientist doctor with wavy lank grey hair and wonky glasses and a white coat.(
sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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My lank grey hair is currently too short to be wavy.My glasses are wonky, but I have no white coat.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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Late 20s.Slim, bit scruffy looking.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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Alright then.Pale, sweaty, milkbottle bottom glasses. Ironic t-shirt slogans. Unidentified trouser stains.
Warmer?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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Goths are good fun.However that cyberpunk goth shit can fuck off, come back and fuck off again.
PVC trenchcoat, my tender nutsack.
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I've still got all my gear, sometimes it comes out.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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I can get behind any lifestyle that makes women wear short skirts and clunky boots.(
OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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It *can* work with some people.The 2 guys from the Matrix with the white dreads always looked good.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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I think they were the one exception to the rule thoughAs they had it done properly by hair- and make-up-artists, not by some guy with a gimpy eye in an alleyway in Camden.
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Are you literally shitting me?No, never. Same goes for ethnic jewellry, handwoven clothing, anything glow-in-the-dark and especially those fuck awful New Rock Boots or whatever they are.
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Personal taste, paraded as fact?On this Internet? Surely not.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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You keep going on about being a modsurely you're not the person to go around pointing out how some other people dress like bell ends when you probably own a pair of winklepickers and a thunderbirds haircut.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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Ha. Thunderbirds.I don't own any winklepickers unfortunately. My shoe collection is infinitely more ludicrous. I had an ill-advised soujourn with some teal Chelsea boots a while back, until I got very drunk and angry and threw them into a canal.
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Exactly.You have shit all taste.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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Each to their own I supposeNever mind, it's only the internet.
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Actually, fuck thatThose teal chelsea boots were amazing, I'm going to look them up on the internet and get them again. They were suede people. SUEDE.
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I just googled New Rock Boots.On men, no. Definitely no.
On women, yes.
IN MY OPINION
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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Another threebetter than emo.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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My partner has dreadlockshe's a light coloured mixed race guy, and the amount of up themselves cunts that have taken the piss out of his hair is astonishing. boys with fringes, for example.
You are dressed like a depressed 13 year old girl, and you have your mum's haircut. Shut up.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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I had a boyfriend who got dreadlocks onceAnd had the same treatment, but it didn't look good because firstly he'd done it himself, and secondly his hair was short, and pink where he'd lightened it and then tried to dye it red straight away.
He looked a bit like Animal.
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B's are natural (black)and down to just past his bottom.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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Well then that's proper dreads :)Not awful ones where you've not got any hair past your shoulders and so look like you're wearing a coloured mop...
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That's like saying thatMussolini was acceptable, because he was better than Hitler.
Doesn't make it alright.
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Or alternatively, it's like say Jam is better than Marmite in a sandwhich.Just personal opinion.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6236468
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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i think ANY style can be fricking fantastic if done well on the right person.i think classing styles as shit just because of stereotypes and cliques is pretty shit itself.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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Yes it isI'm not knocking these individual styles. I think I'm mainly being a cunt because every person I've met with New Rock boots and fake dreadlocks has been a dreadful, insufferable cunt.
I like lots of styles.
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ooh no they can be lovely.yum.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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i would.I think clothes are fun.
YAY STYLE.
this is a weird, new feeling for me. i remember wearing hoodies and flared cords all the time for like 10 years.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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actually, i guess that was still fun, just unvarying.and bloody comfortable.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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I've still got all my cords.Just need to take the buggers in and I'll wear them again. Comfyyyy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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Threaten its home, its school and its thirteen year old sister.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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To be fair, it's not been THAT bad.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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Don't be too rough with itRenaults always fall apart and stuff... yet I always seem to buy them :(
To continue the other discussion, what's going on with the gig? you said it might not happen :S
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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Hmm? Ohyeah, the bird putting it on is fucking us about. It'd be alright if we didn't have to get there 6 hours before we go on to soundcheck, which takes us about 3 minutes (we don't fuck about).
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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I bet she has a glittery myspace pageNicely on the edit, now I look like a tool :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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:D she might read this.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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I'm not up on the music scene, but it seems a bit silly to do a soundcheck that far in advance(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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Still going on about that 6 hour bollocks?They don't even do it that early when playing Wembley.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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I'm assuming it's because they don't know how to put on gigs properly, even after 30-odd yearsand are used to dealing with unprofessional fuckwits.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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I passed my eye test with flying colours.1.00-1.00
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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Just deciding which champagne to open.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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Couldn't have done it without you guys.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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Oh no, you poor thing.Now you don't get to wear glasses like all us supercool awesome speccy people.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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This ^*Does special glasses hand signal that only bespectacled people know*
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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Gah I must remember to get an eye testI don't want to pay for glasses though.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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*shrugs*I don't want to pay for mine, but it's pay or wander into traffic.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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Some cunt with earphones just almost did this to me.It's the second time I've had to stop because some STUPID FUCKING CUNT who's in his late teens doesn't know how to cross the road with his fashionably long hair that obscures his vision and his cool earphones that stop him from hearing traffic. Next time I'm going to run them over.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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I like to stop really close to themOr just slow down but keep moving. It's fun.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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I watched the silly cunt all the way.Not looking, not looking, not looking, not looking, stepping out in to uncertainty, still not looking, preparing for death. Seriously, I should have killed or injured him.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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if you work with computers all day your employer is bound by law to pay for it.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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If you wave at an Eddie Stobart driver, they have to wave back.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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If you have a history of Glaucoma in your family you get a free test, I thinkOr if you're claiming any type of support you can get free lenses.
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Eye tests are free anywayIt's the glasses I don't want to pay for.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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Thing is though, you might just have to get over it and pay up.The rest of us fucking have to.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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You seem a bit grumpy(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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I've just paid £190 for new glasses.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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YepUnless you want the vaguely inexpensive Austin Powers/Librarian varieties you're stuck paying top whack for the designer ones. I got some that look a bit like Harry Hill's.
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The internet is cheaper than the high street opticians,by quite a long way. I got mine for £90, extra thin lenses and all.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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get them online instead(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:15,
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They found one on each side?Well done!
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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you're seeing flying colours?oh dear me, that's not good
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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That's the first rule of eye care;don't eat the brown acid.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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All's fair in love and great forum banter.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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I just seen this on the popular pageInteresting stuff like this always happens when I'm away from the computer
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:15,
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You missed pages and pages of great /talk japery(
Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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I read that this morningIt was delightful.
The boy's not right.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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I liked himFor the sheer fuckheadedness of persisting with that horseshit long after even the tolerant people had given a fuck.
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What's all this abouth then, The Baroness, if that really is your name?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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Yes, I'm a dog's cock. How astute of you.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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It's a South Park reference.I believe that they say 'Red Rocket' when wanking off a dog.
I thought it may have been inspired by that. Never mind, no harm done, banter etc.
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Who is thatAnd what have they done?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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He still hasn't accepted my facebook friend request.What a chubby cunt.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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I assume that you're referring to Ryan Bury, chubby cunt of Kendal?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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Comedy at the George!edit: I think everyone has me on ignore
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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There might actually be another one, a special one.A one off if you will.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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I'll bang my fists with rage on the table and blame JMG.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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Iz be WELL up for that bruv', yagetme?All da honiez be all up in that shit man, I swarez, bare jokes and nuff tings.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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Coolio =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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I was going to go, but don't want to if his flatmate goes(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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Being Sexfaced is like one step up from Breaky Arm RapeWhat was his pulling technique?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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me?!?!? pulling tips?!?!?I'm insulted.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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Good good.And who told you I renamed my dinkle to ego?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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Did he try and talk to you like the Honey Monster and throw sugarpuffs at your tits?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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So you fucked him and then regretted it too?Is there no internet woman immune to the 'charms' of sexface and/or wormulus?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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Oh dear god noThat would have meant being close enough to touch him
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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He's got a Sexface Grappling Hook Escape Gun.*Sexface cums*
*opens window PA-TOING!*
Seeeee ya later, sugartits! MU HAHAHa AWAY! *zooms off into the night*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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*raises hand*(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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Are you absolutely sure that you haven't at least played with one of their winkies?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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hayou wish
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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Really?I wasn't aware I'd mentioned it here
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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I haven't posted on talk in weeks so I'm not sure where you're getting this from(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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Exactly, but when you do it's about him.anyway, wanna add me on msn and we can webcam to each other?
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If I talked about the people I liked on b3ta you'd have no idea of who I was talking aboutCheers, I'll pass.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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I'm going to use that to 1up my self esteem here."Gonz: Not as repulsive as his flatmate"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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I know, I know.however, there actually is going to be a CATG at some point over the next couple of months so I feel completely justified in spamming it like a podcast.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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also, what hubare said.I don't understand why you missed me when I didn't post, I'm fucking shit.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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ok well let me knowI'll try to come down, I haven't seen tfs for ages.
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I would like to go to this.HOWEVER
I will dunk you if you're horrid.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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Having met the man several times,I can confirm that he is a cunt of the highest order.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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I second thissuch a cunt. A horrid, horrid cunt.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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No.I have and you weren't. But still.
I'll be a patronising bitch though, so at least one of us will be consistent.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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If I thought it'd make you smileI'd hold you down and tickle that hairless, lily-white undercarriage.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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The eroticism is wasted on me becuase of my repressed homosexuality(
WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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Who said anything about it being erotic?Yes, I'll be involved, so there is that, but you more than cancel out any effect I might have.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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Well I'm there and hello Seb.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:19,
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FUCK YOU!That's it I'm leaving!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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I've got you and everyone else on ignore(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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Im ignoring you twice.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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My words are so spasticated you have to otherwise they leak through(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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i read that as 'bungbungbungbung... arrrrooooooo'(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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You must only have me on ignore once thenIf you don't have me on ignore I only type Gloria Estefan lyrics.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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Don't ignore me, I'll only make myself an even bigger nuisance.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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I'll screambut I'll do it from my botty whilst my face hole tootles on a trumpet. The joy being I can't play the trumpet.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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Well that was funI just had a lengthy meeting with my boss, showing him whether my salary for the last 2 years has been worth it. I'm glad to say he was very impressed with what I have done.
Anyway, your going home time is fast approaching, enjoy your weekend and all that. I hope your gig goes well and remember to have fun :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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IF it happens.I don't care. If it doesn't I shall just stay in my jimjams and play infamous.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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stalking is coooool...do it....DO EEEET!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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Look at this.Guardian's Pick of the Fringe 2009.
I draw your attention in particular to the comments, all of which are from desperate producers posing as audience members, claiming to have heard of particular shows going up this year and expressing concern that the Guardian readership may be unaware of these brilliant performances. My profession sickens me.
Also, I've been to FRANCE with Lady Newington and her daughter. We stayed with mainly British expats whose favourite pastime is to complain about foreigners coming to Britain and not being British enough between mouthfuls of smuggled Tesco plumduff, but also with some nice self-sufficient dropout types. We looked after goats and ducks, built walls and woodpiles, and I killed a guinea-fowl for tea. Once a mean French woman tried to hide our dinner from us. And once on my way down by bike the gendarmes woke me up in my tent at 2am and asked me if a knife was mine.
By the way, there's an excellent show called Broken Holmes going on the Fringe this year, which I happen to have heard of. The writer/producer is particularly clever, important and attractive.
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Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:57,
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I'm going to Edinburgh this weekendWould you like me to punch you if I see you?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
Oh, ok, fai enough.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:59,
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Howdo, Gonz.Now, I know you like your grub, so I'm going to tell you that I'm having liver and onions and mash in a short while in the hope of provoking some kind of response from people who consider in banal beyond criminality to talk about food, yet would happily chunter joylessly about football or somesuch for days on end.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
Easy Geeze.I had deep fried liver when out in cypus, it was dead-good. The trick to liver, in my opinon, is burnt on the outside, pink in the middle.
I've come up with some amazing recipys recently, i'm well handy in the kitchen.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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Nice oneAlthough I'm no friend of pink meat, each to their own though.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
I thought you were an all right sort of cove.You're dead to me now. DEAD.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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that's not really just your opinionthat's just how you cook it, Gonz.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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yes, but what about the liverlol I'm inferring that you boil your love-pods in the bath roffle
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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love-pods?DG's are gargantuan basketballs of lust!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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Magic Johnson has dribbled with themin both senses.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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Really, DGyou could have chosen a less AIDSy basketball player... ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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I'm going to be honest here, I'm not really into pokemon, so I didn't quite get what he was getting at.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:01,
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POKEMANSwww.rogueintellectproductions.com/Art/DMV-Pokemans.jpg
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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I love that picture.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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Fringe eh?Might have to have a nosey this year, a friend of mine is performing up there.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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Makes me laugh when people complain about immigrants,then they emigrate themselves.
I'm sure the Spanish and French must be sick of us by now.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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My dad started going on about emigrating to New Zealand because of all the foreigners.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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sounds fun-filled!Which part of France?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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Foothills of the Pyrenees, then somewhere else, then Normandy.(
Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:01,
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Ooooh... in the Languedoc?Lovely part of France. History's a bit bloody there mind, silly Cathars.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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ar, I lived down there for a bitit's got full of twatty Brits complaining about other twatty Brits
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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Is anyone else going to War of the Worlds at the O2 this weekend?(
WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:01,
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I left it to long to buy tickets and they shot up to £150ish =(((((((
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:01,
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I hope the huge tripod crushes you, and by the way, at the end, the aliens lose.HA !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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I heard your mum gets a cameo for the bit where the disembodied head says:'a rounded bulk larger than a bear rose up glistening like wet leather'
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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I heard the "Whooooo-lar" bit was a stolen catchphrase from your dad.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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hell noit's unbearable.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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there are manybut none are suitable for polite conversation.
I think I was put off by all the David Essex present in it.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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Oh rightThought you meant he was performing live through the medium of grotesque puppetry. Or, David Acorah.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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You might be put offMy Mum would be there like a shot.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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fucking David Essex(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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You're going to be there, dabbing at your winky with a handkerchief every time you hear a tuba.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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officegiggle(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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I'm reading about heraldry on Wikipedia.This paragraph amuses me.
The field of a shield, or less often a charge or crest, is sometimes made up of a pattern of colors, or variation. A pattern of horizontal (barwise) stripes, for example, is called barry, while a pattern of vertical (palewise) stripes is called paly. A pattern of diagonal stripes may be called bendy or bendy sinister, depending on the direction of the stripes. Other variations include chevrony, gyronny and chequy. For further variations, these are sometimes combined to produce patterns of barry-bendy, paly-bendy, lozengy and fusilly.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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I shall be testing you on it later.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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You!Were you walking your dog last night on Liberton Road between King's buildings and Cameron Toll at just before 8 last night?
yes, I am stalking you
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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yes,we were going to the pub.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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Ha, I knew it.My stalking plan is complete
or I might have on my way to Peffermill for a hockey game when I saw you as I drove past. YOU DECIDE.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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what does the dog drink?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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Alaska?/Mine used to quite like lager, but the Retrievers I had when I was younger favoured bitter out of empty crisp bags.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:19,
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Jamaica.also, aww. Shlorp schlorp.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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well he's not 18 yet,so he has to have a half of lemonade and a packet of crisps.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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Are there any dinosaurs at the Fringe this year?(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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Apparently so.Programme (PDF the size of the moon) here
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Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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I thought the Fringe Festival was a celebration of haircuts.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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SPAMFUCK OFF.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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It's Newington!Hello there. Not seen you around in a while.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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not me, surely.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:34,
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RI RUFF ROOI will take many a photo and make you a postcard, binkles.
Only there for 3 days though :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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*cheers**spins around*
*runs off into the distance*
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:46,
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WHAT IS THE FASTEST LAND MAMMAL?(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:44,
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but his face flaps will flop open and he'd look like the Predator's vagina.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:48,
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I WENT AND CAME BACK(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:01,
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I've got an eye exam today and I haven't revised.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:13,
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OMG OMG OMG OMG TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MY TOOTH¦:¬(
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:17,
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I love that film.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:31,
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Hooray you're back!I bet it's only because I can stalk you in real life.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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I'm trying to resist the urge to tell the internet that the uber flounce was your idea.(
WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:57,
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I might buy myself a kendogi for walking around in normally.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:13,
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My mate has a walking stick with an enormous bulbous end full of leadapparently this type of walking stick is called a knobcurry.
hilarity ensued.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:14,
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He speaks English with a strong accent.I'm sure he meant to say this.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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I thoughtYou'd had the mother of all flounces?
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:14,
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it was all a dreamturns out NO-ONE shot JR
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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An internet joke(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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Ooooooooooooh.I await the meme with barely concealed indifference.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:19,
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SHIT now i have to think of a punchline!where's eddache? he's good at terrible jokes.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:23,
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Oh shit on the spot now.... errmmto get to his domain?
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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To get to the other site.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:24,
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I'm trying to think of things to draw for my randomburns but I've only ever talked to one of them beforeI've got inkers block...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:13,
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forget those losers.do one for me instead!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:14,
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But day wiw be werth yots of monnknee 1 daiy(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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i'm jumping on the chance to own a genuwine DG originalbefore you start on your 'cubist pug' period
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:17,
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Rubics Snuffles is now the new name of my imaginary dog(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:21,
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this still makes me laughwww.b3ta.com/talk/6097439
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:25,
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I've got an answer for all of lifes pug based questions(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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how many pugs does it take to change a lightbulb?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:28,
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None. You can just plug the pug into the socket and it will emitt the same amount of light as a 20w bulb from its nose(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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A medusa head with penises instead of snakes.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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Just do them all the same in PhotoshopAnd print them out, and write a note on the back?
/has done this.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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But mine are all handmake.I even shouted the tunes at a CD instead of burning them.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20,
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Aye, mine would be the sameBut I seem to have low-level Parkinsons when I try to do anything remotely creative like that.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:54,
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http://www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/wormulussawesomerandomburn.gif
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20,
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2 Headed Sex Beast.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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Ahhh, I remember the good ol' days of them getting bottled at Reading.Good times.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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i used wordleby which i mean www.wordle.net/
and stuck all the lyrics from all the songs in it then printed the result and used it as the inlay
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:21,
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To be honestI just used the iTunes "print CD sleeve" function.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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Yeah, took me a lil while to realise they were the tracks on there.Looked really smart.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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cheers. i was pleased with how it turned out.(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:32,
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Mornoon.I'm planning dinner (lunch to you southerners).
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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I've got a new ringbinder for [client]'s orders(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20,
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oi've got a brahnd noo client ringbinderetc
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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HahahahaIt's already full, the greedy fucks.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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I just took delivery of ten shiny new laptops for work :o)Just found out they all have Windows Vista :o(
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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Are MS giving free upgrades to Windows 7 with Vista yet?Tho not sure there's any real benefit, I bunged Windows 7 on the rubbish work laptop & it appears to be just a slightly tweaked Vista. Fuck knows why they can't just make a modular o/s & let us choose what we want to install.
ooh hark at me, getting all geeky
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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I assume Vista SP2 is likely to be similar(
Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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have they said they will?that sounds very un-Microsoft to me
We usually get downgrade licenses back to XP Pro but not this time - I hope it is ok with our network :o/
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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Nah, I heard some rumour about it but Microsoft haven't announced what they are doing as far as I knowI'm only interested 'cos I need a new laptop & am fucked if I want another Vista license.
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broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:44,
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I'm being held prisoner in a bike hire shop in Edinburgh.(
Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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There's one tandem.I plan to take it for a joyride this evening.
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Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:58,
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I AM SO SOWWY PWEEEEEZ LIKE ME(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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I HAVEN'T GOT ANY REAL FRIENDS!ACCEPT ME!
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I WANT ATTENTION WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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I HATE YOU, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, I HATE YOU, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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I'VE BEEN WATCHING TOTAL WIPEOUT CLIPS ON YOUTUBE FOR 6 HOURS.VALIDATE ME
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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I received yours yesterday. Looks quality, but not got round to a listen as yet.Many thanks.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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I sent mine on Monday.There may have been some complications because I wrapped it in newspaper and sellotape, didn't weigh it and put "DOES NOT CONTAIN PORNOGRAPHY" on the front.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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Still, at least you almost have a complete tracklist.¦:¬D
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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I got one with a complete tracklist, but with no indication who has sent it.How am I supposed to mock them when I don't know who they are?
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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eeeeeeeeee.i can't complain anyway cos i have been slack about it too.
well actually i have been really busy and haven't even turned my laptop on for about a week.
i'll burn them tonight. i primrose.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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Has mine still not arrived then?I probably had to pay some sort of fee for the weight. I didn't put a return address on so, sooner or later, it will end up at your new house.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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I'd like to know who's SUPPOSED to send me oneso that I can shun, snub, abuse and sex them.
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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I don't think you were on my list.Probably for the best.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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I know Hedonist and Captain Wow are supposed to send me one.And I received one so that leaves two unknowns.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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ask bloostarshe told me all of mine
that's how come i know to glance sternly at binky every so often
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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I've not made mine yet.You'll get yours alright.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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Hurrah!There may or may not be an error on the last track where it ends abruptly a minute or so before it should. Nay bother, though. The fucking track is 9:33 long :)
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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Hey Paul.Which website/s do you trust for reliable game reviews?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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If I was paul I'd say ign.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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If you were paul I'd be saying thank you.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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IT'S TRUE Y'KNOW. RR IS A SMART GUY. HE KNOWS.(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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nature.videosift.com/video/Baby-Pandas-Play-Fighting-1
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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Looks like a midget Kiss concert.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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I usually use gamespot, but heard things suggesting that they're not exactly impartial.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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hmm oh well i read both and maybe eurogamer too and then amazon reviews and then i ask on hereand then, FINALLY, i draw my own conclusions.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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if ever you want a good review, buy me a copy of the game and i'll review it for yousound good?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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there was a bit of a scandali've never used them, to be honest.
do you read edge? their reviews are harsh but fair
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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I used to get edge and really enjoy their reviews, but then I got really poor.I haven't bought it for aaages.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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susbscribe. it's cheaper!and you won't even know the money is coming out!
PLUS they occasionally send you something cool.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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i love edge magazinei used to borrow it from a guy here but his subscription ran out :(
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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come round and read minei'll make you tea!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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TEMPTING how about you move closer and then i will? yeah?(
sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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you could live by the sea in north devon. it's pretty cool and ting.(
sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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ign for the most partalso, they don't do many but kotaku reviews are usually pretty spot on
kotaku is a great site in general.
metacritic is also helpful.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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Hey paul, paul, paul, paul, paul, paul.Did you get my shit cd yet?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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This sounds baaaaad.Shitting brix if it doesn't come tomorrow.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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one of mine didn't get through. i've had 3 confirmed received1 confirmed no
and 1 unknown
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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Oh, and I applied to be on the next series of that.I haven't heard anything.
:(
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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It looks like fun, but I reckon I'd be in a wheelchair afterwards :)(
Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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i'd like a go at the obstacle coursesbut i don't think i'd be any good at the sweeper or the dizzy thing
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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IT'S ALL ABOUT SILENT LIBRARY BABYWHY WE SHOUTING?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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ssssshhhhhhh *drives RC car at your head* sssshhhhhh!! *pulls out nose hair* shhhhhhhh!!!!I love Silent Library :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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I think there's just something funny about Japanese people.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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It's the fact that they just take it, and don't take themselves seriously even though on the surface you'd expect them too :)(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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today i am wearing my awesome double skirt.i look super.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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A double skirt?What does that entail? Is there a skirt for the bottom half and them another skirt for the top half?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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Doesn't that make you look like you've gotten dressed twice without realising it?I did that once. Put a second shirt over my original. Took me up 'til the collar buttons to realise my error.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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here is an ebay link.some people may find it unsafe for work due to one of the words in the link. there's no nudity or anything, but just be aware, ok? binky's awesome supercool skirt with legwarmers that makes her double the sexy.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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I actually find that quite sexy*thinks bad thoughts about people on the internet*
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But that girl looking thing has no features.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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i've totally toned it down with black tights and a plain black jumper and a hairclip like a red button.(
sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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I was just trying to work out what my thoughts were on those leg bits,but then I realised I invented them. I was at Spacefish's mum's house and I was wearing a skirt, and Spacefish was wearing those trousers where the legs are attached by zips so you can turn them into shorts. He took the legs off, so I put the legs on and said I need suspenders now. It was very funny. You probably had to be there.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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it was more silly than sexy, really.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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I'm drinking coffeeI look sexier: second from the right in the armour
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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the guy second from the left is quite cutelooking. although it's hard to telland his hair is doing a bit of a tintin thing.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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haha Tom?He's an oddfish is our Tom, he goes hunting for Rabbits with his bow and arrow and lives in a shit tip, he thinks he's god's gift to women however he's scared of them.
He still thinks he's 16
whereas I'm just a shit wolverine
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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it's illegal to hunt wildlife with a longbow(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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I know that, you know that, Tom knows thatbut as I say, he's an oddfish.
He's never actually made a kill yet so I don't think there is much to worry about in terms of wildlife.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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I wish it bloody wasn't.Mind you it appears to be illegal to kill them with anything other than a shotgun. I reckon there's some politics going on there. But I don't want to own a firearm!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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so click ignore on meI'll survive
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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but sometimes you say something i prefer, and i dont want to miss out.(
sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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anyway, i am looking at games due in the autumn.i think i will want the new Zelda on the DS, although it is nothing like as tempting as the last few zeldas,
and mini ninjas. i am not sure on which platform this is.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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so who here does a sport?What is it? Are you good at it? Do you do it for fitness or for other reasons?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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I watch football on TV and shout 'GO ON YOU SPUUUURRRS' whilst flakes of pie fly out my mouth, whilst wearing a five year old team shirt and a can of lager in one handdoes that count?
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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that's GREAT! you two can be FRIENDS now!(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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I don't knowI did some pretty terrible things on this forum, I'd be wary of me.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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well if you can't find any friends, you may find that repressing your homosexuality and seeking attention is a good substitute(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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That's truemaybe if I repress my homosexuality hard enough boys will like me!
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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i have never really been sporty.i like to swim, and i use a rowing machine for fitness.
otherwise i like to bound and frolic and roll down grassy slopes.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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i used to do kayaking. That was fun.but i think i prefer PLAYTIME sport to team sports. I used to like climbing trees.
Rounders is ok.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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I absolutely love frolicky type exercise.like when a game of frisbee goes a bit stupid and involves rugby tackles and piggy backing.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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well yeah frisbee is fun too.so i hate sport, but i like swimming, skipping, poi, frisbee, rounders, climbing, kayaking, and i do rowing too.
that's not THAT bad is it.
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sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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I play football GMoSI play it for fitness and because I really love bursting the net with my sexily powerfully shots every several minutes.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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Smashing success!I like playing football, I'm shit at it, but I enjoy it all the same.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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Does jogging/running count?I'm doing it to train up for the marathon next year, if I can get in.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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Seriously though, what do you think about when you're running?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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Depends really.It's normally either "shit, do I have any food left?" or "I wonder if I can afford ...."
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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I always end up thinking things like"how long can I go on at this pace..." "if I stop abruptly it'll look a bit weird" "maybe i should slow gradually to a stop"
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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yes it does.Good job, and good luck training up for that.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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I do 4x100 speed mincing relay and synchronised pipe smoking(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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I do long distance running when time and spazzy knees allow me to.(
Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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Running is my joy.Fucks my knees up, though :(
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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Sport is shit.Unless trampolining counts as a sport.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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it probably doesif you're a woman.
I like watching women on trampolines
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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I play football twice a week and coach a kids team twice a week.For fun, fitness, the banter and the social aspect. Plus, it's good for networking too, thought I hate that word.
And I'm alright.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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smashing choice!good to see you putting into the community as well
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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I'd like to do more varying activities, but my current schedule takes up a lot of time/energy as it is.I'd like to play squash and swim more.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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Used to go climbingoccasional kick about in the park
cancelled gym membership though - sick of musclebound freaks sitting at the machine next to me, checking what weight I was using then setting theirs to twice as heavy; as if I was going to say "oooh WOW! how AWESOME are you?", when all I really wanted was for them to suffer a prolapsed rectum
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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you get a payrise with a prolapsed rectum in your line of workLOL JUST KIDDING, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE, I ALSO DISLIKE GYM FOLK.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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zing!Does beard growth count as exercise?
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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This is what annoys me at the gym.Mostly nice people, a minority of testosterone fuelled wankers preening themselves in the mirror every 5 minutes.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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unfortunately the gym I went to was almost 100% testosterone fulled wankersall drinking Maximuscle protein shakes etc.
but it was only £12 a month
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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I DO!I do Climbing, Kendo, Swimming and Road Biking.
I'm ok at Climbing, I'm ok at Kendo, I'm better than most but shit compared to who I swim with, and I'm not bad at peddling.
I do climbing because I love the feeling and exposure
I do kendo because I quite like the concentration and discipline plus it's incredibly knackering, great for fitness.
I swim entirely to keep fit and loosen off
I road bike to get to places and general fitness.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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I used to play rugby and box.This year I shall be doing muay thai.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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Muay ThaiHEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES
ELBOWS, SHINS AND BROKEN NOSE
HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, BROKEN NOSE
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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Elbow in EYES and EARS and MOUTH and NOSE(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:13,
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I can think of noone I'd prefer to be kicked in the head by :P(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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What I said sounded really wrongBut I am really wrong so I stand by it
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:17,
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*Big bucket of attention*There you go, who's a good boy? YOU'RE a good boy !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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I bet you are Wormulus' other comedy account(
Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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Are you here to tell us that by paying £10 a monthyou can avoid us having to hear a few seconds of adverts once an hour?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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Worst Lionel Richie impression ever.It sounded all lispy and as if the weight of your head is a burden to your neck.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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ELLORIs I wot you is lewkin for?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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See it in yer smaaaahle(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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We all got our fingers burnt there.I liked cronk until it turned out the text I was actually liking was Bou and then I didn't like cronk.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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Morning. I'm here now.You can all relax.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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No, fuck you. SeriouslyHave a wank with a cheesegrater and then eat your own shredded knobflakes.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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Can I get some odds on this being any good?New thing the League of Gentlemen fellers
I quite like the sound of it, but on the other hand, it has Dawn French in it.
What, if any, TV are you looking forward to at the moment?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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If you like the sound of it, it's almost certainly shitter than Dr Who.(
WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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But Dalton is going to be the Masterwhat's not to love?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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NOT TELEVISION UNLESS YOU'RE PIRATING.(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:32,
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Casualty 1909The Life and Times of Tim (on Virgin1)
I would say Red Bull Air Race but ITV take a month since the actual race to broadcast it, whereas I can watch it online about 24 hours after it happens
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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The Leuge of Extrodonary Gentlemen was ace.If that helps.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:32,
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I think this is going to be great, I am very excited, I am glad they didn't decide not to do anything ever again, hurray for them, even though it looks like it's two of them and not four
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vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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I'm due to fly out on my holidays to Brazil soon.I've been thinking about that plane crashing into the sea. Do you think it would have been possible to have jumped out. I might buy a parachute and take it as hand luggage. I'm terrified now but i don't want to give up on my holiday and first class seat.
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE.Is this really what you want?
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:17,
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You should all welcome me homeI complete this pit of misery.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:17,
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lolwww.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/apology.gif
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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OH NO!The sanctity of Gaz, broken by mike woz ere.
that gaz really makes me look like a prick though, can you take it down please?
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:19,
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It's the public apology that you didn't give to everyone you insulted.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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no, just made to look more of a tit than usual(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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You're stuck with meand ym
and Cock Tuesday
and Woop Woop Woop
and my hilarious comedy accounts.
forever.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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oh looka kitten
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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ym mental health problemscock tuesday lunatic
Woop Woop Woop scary man on the internet
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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well, I can go back to ignoring you now!(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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that reeks of repressed homosexuality(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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Before I knew what had happened I was reading it with a lisp.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:21,
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he really does have a deep-seated desire for the penis(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:23,
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www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/apologyomg1.gif
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:28,
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I bet your cokehead boss chortled at it(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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Are all the latest noobs you?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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Whatever Seb, im tired of you now.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:21,
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No really, I'm dying to hear your theories on how many of my accounts I've been posting with for the last 9 days.perhaps I've inflitrated b3ta as another omgirl?
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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We didn't miss you.That's not some secret reverse psychology. You're just one less noise in the signal to noise ratio.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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I doubt it very much.I'm not one for making a myriad comedy accounts.
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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This is my favourite Wormulus memeI'd love someone to list all my comedy acounts.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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No, this is what is happening now you plank.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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I don't think you can just open the doors from the inside like they do on films.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:17,
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I wouldn't need a parachute either.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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You can't, because of the difference in pressure. There was an aircraft which landed at an airport in the Middle East, on fire,but because the pressure was set for the destination airport which was 1,000 feet higher than the airport they started off at and then landed back on, they couldn't open the doors, so all the bodies became fuzed together with the heat in one massive blob of death
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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Even if you jump out you've forgotten that you're allergic to seaweed.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:17,
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You need a chinchair with trolley wheels.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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could you jump out: No, hitting the water would be like hitting concrete.Handluggage: you realise that if you had a parachute as hand luggage you'd look suspicious.
Brazil: HAVE FUN!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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You goin' DOWN!But what would you do when you had parachuted into the ocean?
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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your name is purplebut this thread was your first post
so you're either a thread deleter or a recycled comedy account from last week
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:25,
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Inspector Gilgamesh is on the case!(
Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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now ... who would have a comedy account ... but wasn't posting here last week?a most perplexing case!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:32,
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is it a (very expensive) first-class seat?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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just get the train there(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:19,
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Jump out at what point?There are stories of people who've survived falling from huge heights. I mean, they broke every bone in their body and their life wasn't really worth living afterwards, but they're SURVIVORS.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:19,
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*plays 'I can be your Hero' by that Iglesias boy*(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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I'm a survivor,I busted my liver,
Bones in my body,
Nothing but putty,
My heart is a-failing,
My skin is a-paling,
Life is terrible.
As a vegetable.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:23,
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It's the sharks you'd have to worry about(
masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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Yeah they make terrible pilotsthey can barely reach the controls and their fins aren't really made for gripping.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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That's possibly the best mental image I've had today though.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking,GNASH! GNASH! GNASH! GNASH!"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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and they're too busy playing the cello(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:28,
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It's that shark bravado"Some of my best mates are pilot fish. How hard could this be anyway?"
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:32,
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You should kill yourself now so that you don't die in a terrible plane crash(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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You're right.Bringing your own parachute is a completely sensible idea.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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see this, this post is what Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett, the scarf-wearing cockhound, would say if he was pretending to be a girl(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:28,
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instead of pretending to be a man lolololBZZzzz(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:28,
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The chances are ridiculously small.Man up or go to Cornwall for your jollies.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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Yeah, BRUTE your way around Cornwall.Nutting all the racist farmer types.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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If it's any consolation...Think of a plane crash like a rollercoaster ride, scary and exciting right up until you smash into the ground at somewhere around 180mph. And when it does hit the ground/sea the chances are it will be over so quickly you won't have a chance to feel the pain ;)
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_l72q9K3Fw
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:25,
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Now that's what I'm talking about(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:28,
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But seriously, as an aviation type personthe chances of an aircraft crashing are unbelievably rare, just because there's been a crash over that route doesn't mean it's more likely that there'll be another, in fact statistically wise it means it's much more less likely
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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yeah,I mean, if you roll a 6 on a dice, it's not likely to come up 6 again for a while, is it?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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Why would you want to crash the plane?I'm going to call up your airport and say that you've been posting messages on an intenet message board claiming to want the plane to crash.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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I'm not liking all this attention,can't you give it to someone who enjoys it?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
what's everyone's favourite type of tree?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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they're OK I guessOK OAKY OHOHO
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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*high five*(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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*Burns its bark*They're the ones with flammable bark aren't they?
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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YesIt makes a good tinder if you peel it off in thin enough strips
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M o D, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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I like the Emo Tree, also known as a willow.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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You only like it becuase it's the only tree as bedraggled and shit as you.HA
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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Weeping willow,They're fucking brill.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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oh great, fill the board up with stupid posts why don't you?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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What's there not to like.It's like a big tree, only it's small.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:17,
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What type of tree are you?!?!?!?!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:17,
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The Larch(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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so who here would put there bits in that woman who judges britains got talent?(
GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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I think Holden would rattle like a bag of wrenches as soon as you touched her(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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*calmly jumps out the window*(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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Calm flounce flouncernet, Flouncer is flounced?(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:19,
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He's really got it in for you, yo.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:11,
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Why? He's a top dude.I like standing next to him.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:11,
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ooh, good candidate for a threadjack herethreadjack anyone? anyone?
Wormulus is a prick
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:11,
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I just had my lunchBUT IN THE MORNING
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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you complete bastard(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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Totally trying not to threadjack this.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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I think there should be some vigorous pushing and shoving before anything drastic happensmaybe a milk in the rucksack
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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He's all right really, he get's my offical online validation.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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What the fiery fuck is going on here today?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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I woke up early is what.OH YERRRRR
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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Man, I can't believe I missed the whole squeeky13 thing(
Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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You didn't even mention me you prickhold me
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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I WAS THEREI might make a badge with his silly gurning face on
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:17,
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Fuck you all, I'm going to see the new Transformers at midnight tonight.What was your last concession to being a total fucking nerd?
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WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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I almost cried when reading an online comic(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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Pokemon Hentai?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:04,
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Nah, I usually high five my screen whilst having a wank like a crackwheel on a speeding steam engine.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:06,
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HahaI don't know about you, but I quite upset my mum when I introduce her to the girls in the monitor.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:11,
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Poor Garfield... he just cannot stand Mondays.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:04,
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Nah, it was crying with laughter at the cartoon I've done about you.You're a SUPERHERO :D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:07,
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No!To the mobile cupboard!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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I think it was when I stole that nerd's glasses and affected a nerdy voice to mock him in order to make myself more popular.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:04,
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Not The Nine O'Clock NewsBully: "I bet you can see really clearly with those, four eyes!"
Nerd: "What's it to you?"
Bully: "Well, you won't need them anymore!"
The bully takes off the nerd's glasses, drops them to floor and stomps them
Nerd: "You shouldn't have done that"
Bully: "Oh, yeah! Why?"
Nerd: "BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY SHOES!"
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Did you like the time where you had some 'fit' mates, .......who were well-safe-bruv, and you decided you didn't need your other mates anymore, because they wouldn't help you get into [insert local night club that all the local 17 year olds go to], but then you realised that the shot'n'chaser-round only seems to come when it's your turn to get them in?
I mean, metaphoricly, online, and probably offline.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:09,
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I destroyed everyone i know last night at Street Fighter 4and explained how/why Ryu and Ken weren't the same player
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One wears red, the other wears white.DURRRR
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:05,
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E Honda is clearly the hardest character.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:06,
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That game is impossible to play unless it's on easy.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:07,
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I'm getting mine solely for Fight Night Round 4.I think this is probably pretty nerdy.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:08,
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Hubare and Jammy double team D: *sweats*:D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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I like to sit the defeateds down and explain to them exactly where they went wrong."totally should have jumped my hadouken"
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:07,
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because I had absorbed the "I'm going to open cans of whoop ass on you" all week without a word...I decided shouting "YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT!" was the best way to go
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a member for 7 years, 4 months and 6 days(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:05,
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I upgraded my RAM.Is that nerdy?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:11,
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What socket are you?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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BLAH BLAH WAAH WAAH KAKAAAKAAAAKAAAA SQUAWK SQUAWK I AM UPSET WAAHwhat's your favourite currency? I'm a big fan of the Rupee. The Escudo is also not without merit.
alt: how many fingers am I holding up?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:55,
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I like yen, because if you say it lots it sounds like YENYENYENYENYENYENYENYENYENYENYENYENYENYENYEN8.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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Is that 'how many did I chew off my cell mate while his hands were strapped down'or how many of your own?
Too many variables.
I like chocolate money.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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The Korean Dong.Souce of many splendid pub quiz questions
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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My favourite currency is the ones I get in my hot cross bunnsies(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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I also had my dad trying to pop out the middle of a £2 coin when they were first launched because he though you could use each bit individually(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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I like those round coins with the square holes(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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lol a number more than is possible like 12 unless you're from norfolk lol(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for not using the standard county of Norfolk in that last gagEdit: /you c*nt
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:58,
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Monopoly moneyFailing that the Euro, because it looks like monopoly money
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:58,
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I used to really like YTL, that stands for Yuni Turk Lyra, which stands for New Turkish Lyria.It was great, because they used to have figures like "10000000" that took up the whole note, that added up to about £3, depending on the time of the year.
But then, to help streamline their potential submisions into the E.U, they removed a load of the '0's, so in that above example, it would be '10'.
You could actually play monopoly with their notes.
It sometimes jumps from around 2.1 to around 2.9, i've seen it jump quite a lot.
Oh boy Gilgi, this is geat stuff, why is the Rupee your favorite note? Is it because it sounds almost like Ruby, which is a very pretty shiney stone.
I'm going to guess 4 fingers, if we're excluding thumbs. This is a fun game, guess what my favorite toe is on my left foot !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:59,
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Oh man, this is going to be one of those threads where someone asks a question but then ignores all the replies.I don't like these at all, I do wish people wouldn't do them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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Zimbabwean Dollargotta love a currency that requires a $100000000000 note.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:01,
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www.mattwardman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/20071207-triangular-coin-cook-islands-1992.jpg
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:09,
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I think the squeeky13 stuff was harsh, especially the death threats.I don't hold with death threats - you should all kill yourselves.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:50,
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I'd say this goes as far as "biting satire"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:52,
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I just checked the Plopular page and haven't got a clue what's going on nor am I going to try and find out.Instead, I'm going to play with this cool 80s keyring that has got various gun sounds on it, and my favourite, 'the thrown grenade'.
EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKRKRKKRRKKKRRKK
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:52,
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Morning guffbeakWhat the fuck's going on?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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I'm not sureI've only been back about 5 mins and everyone is already really angry at me.
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WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:00,
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I had a power ranger sword that cycled through loads of crappy soundsI know the one you mean :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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pew pew pew RATTA TAATA TAT peeeeew peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewMUM! I NEED NEW BATTERIES!!!!!!!!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:58,
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When's the shitting forecast today then?(
lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:52,
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right,I dislike you, you know that.
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TOLERATE YOU IF YOU JUST FUCKING USED A SPACE RATHER THAN A FULL STOP TO BLANK THE FIELD
AHHHHHHH
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lol sounds a bit like shipping(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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I might publish the gaz you sent me, it was fucking epic.(
WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:52,
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lol not true cus you just replied.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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Bollocks, it was hilarious.We really scared him.
Yes, harsh but fair.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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Please point out the death threatsI don't recall anything that funny happening.
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after you./polite
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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Just askingIs this Nick Griffin a racist like our kkk, American Nazi, and Aryan(nazi) crap here? I hear a lot about him. As you most likely know I'm in the states.
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It's all a myth.Like the holocaust.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:48,
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privately yespublicly no,
If he said anything close to what those guys said he would be put in prison and would lose all support.
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Pretty much this, as far as I can work outbut it's ok because he looks like Sloth in a wig and a suit.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:50,
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I love it how Americans think they can get on the good side of europeans just by saying they hated Bushthere's a lot more wrong with your country than that one Administration.
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DUDE, we all hated BUSHexcept for those republicans that cloud our country.
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You're a dick!yOU KNOW nothing about our country. We had to deal with YEARS of GEORGE W. BUSH!!! I am a proud Democrat. AND I hope this president delivers, and makes us NOT the laughing stock, a George Bush did.
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he's the new character they're introducing to family guy(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:49,
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I could tell you are from the States becuase you do not know something and have asked the internet.(
WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:49,
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he can't compare to your American Nazis. Your Aryan supremacists are air-conditioned, fully automatic, four-door specimens, with fridges and colour televisions as standard. Our Nazis are badly designed, one-eyed, cramped, retro-styled things with poor plumbing and no chrome trim.
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vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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This post slightly scared mebut I like it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:58,
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