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I GOT A 2:1.
WOOOOP WOOOOOP.

You may now call me Limey Treat BA (Hons) French and Italian, Bristol.

WOOOP WOOOOP.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

lol uni and that.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Oh Mike.
I'm gonna have to pay to pick up your randomburn from the post office, haha!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Gutted, he probably just sent you a brick.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Stop ruining the suprise.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I wonder what the rules are about sending heavy items in the post and getting them to pay for it on the other side.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Well it seems to be that if you can fit it into a post-box, they'll do the rest.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

*finds an antique shop with cheap lead weights.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I only got 4!
some bastard owes me a disk!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

I've had one, and soon to be two when I pick Mike's up tomorrow.
I've had confirmation from two people that they have recieved mine, head nothing from the others.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

It seriously won't be worth any money you pay for it.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Yeah rhcpaul said the same.
sleepybinky managed to get hers without forking out mind. It was probably the excess ink I used to scribble an incoherent tracklist that tipped it over the scales.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

I hope the scent of you weighed it down.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Yeah, I don't think I'll be doing that, somehow.
Well done missus.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Somebody just told me that a picture that you 'discovered' on stumbleupon has been reported by them as 'factually incorrect'
As I don't even own a KKK uniform yet.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

Fair enough.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I'll add that to the list of things I call you behind your back.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

well done Limey BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Also, 'BA hons' sounds like a Mexican word for boobies.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Congratulations

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broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

can I not call you any of that?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Can I have fries with that?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Oooof! That's mean
meanie
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

Top work!

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

well done.
lol now what.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6247019
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

Gap year. Then back to uni.
Exciting!
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

oh right,
Masters or PhD?

Dr Limey, imagine that. DON'T DO IT.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

Masters.
Dr. Limey would be pretty cool.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Yeah I thought that,
you really have to be very sure you've got the commitment for something like that, though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

dr limey eh
does that mean you will have a box bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

I'm hoping to do a PhD sometime soon.
Because then my name would be Dr D. Little
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

LimeyTreat: Master of the French Tongue.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

or B A Marracas

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Can I call you Bristol, for short?

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Bats, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

All the other guys do.
lolololol.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

yay, you can now
um

do voice overs for french/italian porn.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

Well done, lady

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

*high fives*
What do you think you're going to do now?
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

CONGRATULATION

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Whoop, congrats'n'all-that.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Congrats LimeyTreat

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Congratulations and e-champagne for you.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Good work sugartits.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Well, as the great Dr Venkman says
'someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries'
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Pfft

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

I think that's exactly the same course my sister did a few years ago.
Well done.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

congrats hun!
glad to see all that hard work and exam worrying paid off :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Well done
:)
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

festival flag ideas please
have a blank canvas to deface
('Andeh', Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

have you considered the merits of a swastika?

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Yeah chicks dig a swastika.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Put "free booze" on it,
I'd almost be tempted to say hello to you then.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Cock

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broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Do your own fucking homework.
/ac
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

why don't you advertise your band?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

How unique and individual you are, standing in a field waving a flag around !
Oh man, I wish I had spent all night hold up a flag, it totally wouldn't be like I'm in a 18th century army !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

its more for
sticking next to my tent so i can find it when 99% unconscious
('Andeh', Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

don't mind him
he doesn't get out much.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

YEAH ! DRINK AND DRUGS !
Fantastic stuff, really.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

I dont take drugs
Festivals are tiring experiences at the best of times
('Andeh', Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

a spastic flailing on the ground and his arms and legs look like a swastika

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

"FREE HUGS"

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

I've got a t-shirt that says 'free hugs' on the front
and 'world champion slut hugger' on the back.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Hahaha.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

H P
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

On the back,
put "Haha, now you all can't see the band!".
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Bats, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

the words
`please be my friend, I am all the wacky!`
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

What was the last thing you ruined?
I think I ruined my mate's night out with her physicist mates from work by insisting I sit with them and just generally being myself (albeit a wee bit drunker).
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

your mum

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

my pants :(
no but really

my chances lolol
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

lolerz
this
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

The mood

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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

My desk,
I hit one of the supports with a dumbell and it broke, now the keyboard tray falls when I lean on it.

And my bastard memory card
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

Some gas input system thing and that yeah.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

my life lol

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

the surprise

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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

Transformers
No wait, that was Michael Bay
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

ZING!

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Yeah, take that Michael Bay
watch out Uwe Boll, you're next
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

I was cooking Spaghetti & Meatballs in a white top and splatted it and it stained :(

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

I hate it when balls spit their sauce all over my chest :(

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Shit one.
My favourite tee shirt got ruined by there being a navy flannel in the washing machine when I washed it. I don't care though, I still wear it. It's KICK ASS.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

I discovered yesterday that one of my favourite blouses has somehow acquired some bright yellow acrylic paint on the cuff.
This was a bit upsetting and annoying, but there is a solution to it, if I ever manage to summon the enthusiasm to do anything about it.
I've been trying to train myself out of the bad habit of thinking of things as "ruined", it's very negative and never helpful.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

What's the solution?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

a mixture of ammonia, vinegar, salt,
and maybe something else I don't remember. Google will always be there, though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Cool.
I like old remedies for stuff. I am planning to make my own shampoo and shower stuff at some stage, aswell.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

I don't know how old it is,
but the problem isn't all that common, domestically, I guess, so there's nothing you can really get for it in Tesco.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

Those little Dirt Devil tubes seem to cover a lot of things.
They're quite dear, though, I think.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Oh Bluey, I do hope you didn't make the terrible faux pas of confusing Nucular Fuision and Nucular Fission.
Haha, 'em cads always take that sort of thing on such a personal level.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Nuclear.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Ohh, well done you !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Draclear.
Umbarella.
Chimbley.
Skellington.
Ambliance.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

What was the last thing that you built?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

My wardrobe, I think.
Or my computer desk.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

Is that a desk that can compute?
I mean the computer desk and not the wardrobe here.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

No, it just sits there with a load of crap on it.
It hasn't been used much.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

This
farm4.static.flickr.com/3626/3319315741_222872ffa7.jpg
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M o D, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

That's pretty good
can you fly it well?
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magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Yes
Starting to get very good this year
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M o D, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

Piro flipping is my new favourite
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TRCOHQJo6g

although not that low to the ground yet.
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M o D, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

*scratches screen*
GIVE :(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

You clever sod

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

I have a shitty £12 rechargeable one
It's good fun
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

My TV cabinet

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

Is Ru Paul the Chancellor of the Exchecquer?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

A circuit to amplify the output from a photodiode,
and convert it into a TTL compatible trigger pulse.
I didn't design it though, I haven't got a clue how it works.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

metal gear rex

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

Pictures

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M o D, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

higly classified, sorry

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

SNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEE
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

BROOOOOTHEEEEERR!!!!

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

LIQUIIIIIID!!!

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M o D, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

...
www.specialneedsgolf.com/

"Oh wow Jimmy, I didn't know you played golf! What's your Handicap?"

"I got small handsh and Down's Syndrome...AhEEEEEEEEEN!"
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

lol
Honorary 'chairperson'
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

It's cruel taking him bowling where he cant even pick anything up let alone making him stand up.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/wheresmyspinach.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

oof.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

I'm an arsehole :)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

I'm off to a 'sayonara party' tonight, one of our dojo is leaving to go to Japan

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

There will be Sake
I still can't believe my favourite Japanese restaurant closed in London :(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

:(
:(
:(:(
:(:(:(
:(:(
:(

Have you been to the okonomiyaki bar?

leicester square I think
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

it's called Abeno I think

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Yeah, Abeno Too. The first one is up by Museum Street., I've been to pretty much all of them.

Zipangu was the best. Dead quite, really cheap and you just felt like you were in Tokyo. Food was amazing. You could have a 2 course meal for 2 including 4 beers and it would only be £20.

I'm trying to find a new place. Matsuri is great but that is £120 per head :S
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

EEEK!
I don't like paying more than 30 quid a head, but I am a Northerner.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

That was a once in a lifetime sorta place. 14 courses and personal chef :S

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Peoples hopes up on Facebook

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Excellent move, here.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

oh dear, which munchkin you promising sexual flavours too this time?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

me
:(
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

pwoar, get you two together and thats almost a full woman!

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

hahaha

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

it is a great image, aside from them jumping up and down to touch things.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

A bedside table from IKEA.
Unless fixing the brake lever on my bike counts.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

a computer,
a couple of weeks ago.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

I once built my hopes up, but they got torn down into pieces, and now I'm picking up the jixsaw pieces, but I've lost the piece in the center of my heart where you should be.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

Ohh, and a pot noodle.
I quite like poot noodle.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

Don't be silly
You can't build a pot noodle.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

OH GOD I CAN'T DO NUFFIN RIGHT !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

You don't build pot noodles.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Even Pickle Fairy knows this.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

How do they even exist then?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

The noodles are grown in the pots.
You know the little bits of stuff you find at the bottom in a sludge? That's potting compost.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

how? easy!
they mine my belly button for fluff and stuff and pot it up.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

Poot noodle
Now in eggy guff flavour.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

the plastic stand for my ps3 camera with game thing.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

Get ghostbusters
Its ace
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

I might...I might not
playing fear 2 and killzone 2 at the mo
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Hell yeah but make sure you turn on the 6 axis controls
Much more fun wrestling ghosts into traps that way ;)
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M o D, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

Honestly I think it might have been a sand castle village
*shames*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Taj Mahal
I fucking loved that bitch.
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magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

I made a frame PC
like this: blog.glowview.com/2009/03/20/custom-self-contained-hanging-wall-pc/
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Oooh swanky

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

that's pretty awesome,
I've suggested we mount our old laptop on the wall like that, it's a tablet PC where the screen turns round so it's pretty much just a case of finding some way to mount it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

It was really easy to make
just a tenner for the frame too.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

I made a model of a French person from BabyBel wax and old headphones.
It was great
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

I built this city
on rock and roll
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rob, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

You've just boxed yourself in with Marshall 4x12s...it's not really a city.
More of a Den of wires and netting.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

With a sign saying "no girls"

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

and b3ta is built on sausage rolls

(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

A chicken run

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

a sand cock
i59.photobucket.com/albums/g301/gowcropper/SL275640.jpg
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

5/10, needs more pubes

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broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

Seaweed would have worked

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

And a couple of dead cod coming out the end

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broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

My computer.
Well, stripped cleaned and rebuilt.
Oooh, no, my tower fan. Well, stripped cleaned and rebuilt.

I have lots of dust.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

A MAGNIFICENT erection
made of wood
etc
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broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

I built you up, buttercup baby, just to let you down, and mess you around.
But then worst of all, I'll never call, baby, when I say I will.
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

gah, rob took the best line

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

He's a bugger for cocaine

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broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

Well it is a bit more-ish

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

this city...
and we built it on...
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

Some chicks bed.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

oh my god it's so hot
its that muggy sticky kind of hot too that requires nakedness and a cool bath.

How do you cool down?
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

I'm built for hot weather, it doesn't bother me and I like it.
Cold weather can fuck off though.

EDIT: apart from my hair annoys me when it's hot.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

Your cock chocolate will melt, though.

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thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

I've got fans on it, cooling it.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

Maybe you should get a short back and sides.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

But his back hair is so sexy when it's plaited...

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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

I JUST POSTED A SEEDY FOR YOU

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sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

*sits by front door*
*wags tail*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

first class baby.

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sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

when are you off to glastonbury?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

TOMORROW tomorrow TOMORROW i am excited EEEEE

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sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

Is the festival on?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

...
...you wanna slap?

I'll slaaaaap you sooooooo hard!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

long hair in this weather is a pain in the arse,

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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

Mine's not down to my arse yet, I trim mine.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

I'm getting hair annoyance at the moment.
I'm not used to having such long hair :s
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

Shave your armpits then.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Pubic hair can grow terribly fast

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broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Really?
I LOVE the stuck to the forehead look, it feels great too.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

That's exactly what Hitler said....I'm going to keep my eye on you...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

My red wristbands have slid up to my elbows :(
Actually they look quite natty there.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

the 80s Health Professional look is the look of 09

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

I just play with my valve
think it might be broken though, it often leaves me hotter & stickier.
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broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

I do my helicopter impression and fan myself.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Most of the time I just open a window.
It can't be that hot here, I've still managed to bake some cakes.
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Bats, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Stick my tongue out and pant

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magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Put the fan on
and sit about in my bra and pants. Or have a cold shower. Or a water fight.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

HOW COME THIS REFERENCE TO BRA AND PANTIES RESULTED IN NO PANDERING?
Have you all gone queer?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Cool bath.
I'm really pissed off. My boyfriend reckons he's got swine flu so I can't go and see him and I was really looking forward to a couple of days in London seeing him and some other friends too but now I have nowhere to stay.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

Maybe he says he has swine flu
so he can cheat on you.

*plants the seeds of doubt*
*grows a beautiful doubt garden*
*trims the doubt bushes*
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

It's not swine flu.
It's man flu. There's a big difference between them that you need to pummel into his thick skull.
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Bats, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

You're a lesbian. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MAN FLU?!!?
It's killer.

Plus the last thing I'd want is my GF seeing me all snotty and unsexy.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

You've spunked in her mouth, it doesn't really get less sexy than that.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

Spunking in mouths makes me feel dead sexy. I don't care what they look like.
I'm the one trying to maintain the sexy image.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

You could spunk in her eye. That's unsexy.
Especially if she's asleep, and you spunk in her eye, and it solidifies and crystalises on her eyeball and eyelid and finally the slow growing pain awakes her, only she can't open the other eye and she's running around screaming in pain and panic like some kind of albino pirate under attack.

No tell a lie, that's pretty sexy as it goes.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

Sounds like the voice of bitter inexperience here.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

Why isn't that sexy?

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thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

'Coz his Real Doll never looks phased :(

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

My life has been so empty since Matt took the complete life sized cardboard cut outs of the X-Men.
=((((
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

That's mean.
I'm not doubting he's ill or anything, I'm just annoyed.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Haha, gutted.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Come to Leeds instead.

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Malchick, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

put my hair up and wear a tank top

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

Camo with a barrel sticking out the front, treads on the armpits?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

it says 'lifes a garden, dig it'

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

I will not fist your bramble snatch

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

I don't think you're ready for this japhette orchid

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

One time I'd walked across town on a hot day
(to buy rare vacuum cleaner bags, of all things)
and I was that hot when I got back home, I got myself a glass of water, and then instead of drinking it, I poured it over my head.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

haha

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

KRAZEE

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

we did this in Lanzarote last year
someone recommended we get a taxi back from town because it was so hot and we laughed at them thinking they were fools and we were tough people who could walk in a bit of sun. We didn't realise we had to go back a different way and it was 2 miles in near African sunshine with no wind so we found a supermarket and poured bottles of water over our head
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

On a serious note, quite a few people die from similar things.
People from the UK don't quite realise how strong that sun can be.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

I was cutting some hedge at work last year when it was about 32c
and when I was half way through I got a glass of water from the water cooler (the cold tap at that) and tipped it over my head. I have never shuddered so hard in all my life, it dripped down my back into my bum crack. Then suddenly the sun hit it and it was fine. I was dry within about 5 minutes.
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magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

nakedness and a cool duvet.
SPRAWLING.
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sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

But duvets don't stay cool for long :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

Use 2
Keep cycling them between bed and the fridge / freezer
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M o D, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

fire up my peltier anus

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

Make like a dimetrodon and extend my spiny back sail.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

With ice lollies
*has just returned from the shop*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

i has an icecream.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

*ice cream glees*
What sort?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

white magnum.
om nom nom.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Vanilla goodness :D
The white chocolate is nice too
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

IF ANY OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS TAKE ALL THE CHOCOLATE THAT I'VE PEALED OFF AND SAVED FOR LAST, THEN THERE SHALL BE HELL TO PAY.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

Give me it.
*bullies*
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

haha, all gone

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

I can't cool down at the office
Aparently it's some sort of mortal sin to open a window so we have to sit here baking.

At home I'll wear shorts
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

I land somewhere and open my rear engine covers to allow cool air to blow through my intake vents.
Oh, no. I'm not a fighter jet.

Yet...
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

Evaporation cools things, so boil the kettle and pour the contents all over your body.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

i walk around naked until my fat catches fire and the fire service put me out with cold water

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

There is an ant on my computer screen
I'm chasing it with the cursor.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

there should be a computer based you've been framed for these sorts of antics

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

That would be outstanding.

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

omg no wai

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

hhhhhiiiiiiiiiii

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

halllllo

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

I was carrying a Dell Poweredge something or other the other day
and had to open a door so I tucked it under my arm but it slipped and luckily I put my knee out and caught it otherwise it would have gone through the glass door. However, that wouldn't be very good on CYGF so I should have let it gone through the glass and claimed my £250.
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magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

ANTics!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

Is it aware it's being followed?

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Bats, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

It doesn't seem to mind.
It walks over the cursor if I block it's path.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

it keeps glancing nervously in in the wing mirror and taking random turnings

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

Haha, you should get a screenshot of that.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

I've seen this series of events played out somewhere before.

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

I remember someone on here taking a screenshot to show us his monitor was broken

all we'd need after that is a man slipping on a iphone, a bride hurling a mac into a ceiling fan and harry hill
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

How?

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Bats, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

By pressing the "Print Screen" button.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

Shit, my screen is jammed in my printer now !
I'll give microsoft a call.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

Do you live or work in grime, W?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

It's just one ant Jammy
I don't know where it came from.
It probably hitched a lift on an evelope.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

HE WORKS IN AN ANT FARM

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sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

i posted my randomburns today.

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sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

Will I be getting one?
only BindiBarji and Amorous have sent me theirs.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

no not you.

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sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

bindibaji haroldbishopslovechild bluestar redrocket rnuk rhcpaul and devilintights

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sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

SO FAR I HAVE RECEIVED THREE.

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sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

I sent Blue Star a CD too.
Has she added her name to everyone's random burn list to try and get tons of free cds?
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

I sent her one too.
If that's her plan, mine probably made her regret it.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

No she has not!
Lots of nice people asked me if I would like one because I organised it.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

I was going to send one to you
but I couldn't bring myself to write 'Coventy' on an envelope that wasn't full of anthrax
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Ha yeah great.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

I ASKED HER ON PURPOSE actually

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sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

AND SHE PROMISED TO SEND ME ONE BACK.

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sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

I'm expecting ones from Hedonist and Captain Wow.
Dunno who the last one is.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

Wouldn't it be easier to get some FTP space and people just upload them, and then theirs a flash jukebox script that allows you to play anyone's RandomBurn?

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magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

We had this conversation on the calendar you awful awful person.

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

But you won't be able to send other things too. I got puzzles.
Mine are next me now, I just need to go downstairs and post them.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

^ This.
It's nice to receive things through the post that aren't bills or junk mail.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

It's all just a little bit of history repeating.

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magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

test
this is a test
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

JMG.
I didn't ask, nor did I really look for the answer from earlier in the day.
But what's new asides my mod status?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

Nothing, it's just your average Cock Tuesday.

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

I thought you'd given that up?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

Kaol already did this joke on /offtopic
really JMG, following behind him?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

Which joke?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

"I've noticed
That I've now got Moderator Status, and that when I type all of the letters are gold and sparkling.
(Kaol is not Russian, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:11, Ignore, Reply, I like this!) "
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

This update.
You know part of it is me being made a mod, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Mon 22 Jun, 23:23, More)
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

^^^JMG'S REPEATING HIMSELF
RIGHT HERE!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

the man in the offy asked me for a drink.
i didn't like it.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

Was he really scary and ugly or something?

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

no. but i dont date.
he tried to give me freebies :\
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USERS
This is my client's story AND SHE IS STICKING TO IT.
I SUBMIT that no GOODS WERE STOLEN
they were OFFERED IN GOOD FAITH
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

207.44.242.20/talk/6246768
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

If you did date
would you date the offy man?
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

Also, why don't you date?

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

trouble innit.
i pootle along happily by myself.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

lolonely

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

HAWT D8 !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

2MORO M8

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

HALP ! MY CALANDAR IS ON FIRE !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

I think you mean he asked for his drink back.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

GYPPLOL

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

well, as the image host has been down over the weekend, I'm guessing it was some repair work to keep b3ta running
rather than any upgrades
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

Bob Ross Channel
www.livestream.com/streamross

surprisingly addictive
(10011, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

If this was that good
wouldn't I already give a fuck.

please use links for your boring bullshit in future.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

COCK TUESDAY!
WOOP WOOP WOOP etc
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

Haha
I don't think anyone mentioned that last week
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

Why would they
I thought it was a shit one-man meme?
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

True
Although /board seems to use it quite a lot
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

one rule for one, one for another eh Wormy?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

that goes for a large percentage of people on here, though

(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

I might be shit and dull
but I very rarely post things that would be better on /links.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

and?
you post threads that would be better not being posted at all...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

Just be thankful I post at all
Whenever I disapear for a few days I'm all everyone talks about.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

good lord...

(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

As in "Ooh, I really hope Wormulus doesn't come back".

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FoldsFive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

There were few that complimentary.

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

You may very rarely post things that would be better on /links
but you're shit and dull.

/figure-background, background-figure
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

Don't encourage him
it's his raison d'être to be shit and dull and drag this down to his his level. Just it ignore him.
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magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

omgignore.

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

and yet here we are
talking about me, in my reply, in a shit thread.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

Not that boring, its refreshing to get links to sites that dont involve streached assholes, and girls with cups.
(10011, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

/links is full of stuff like that.
You're not supposed to post porn there.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

This website could really do with a "Links" board

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

or maybe a "lynx" board
FUCK YEAH, LYNXES
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

LOOK AT THIS SLY MOTHERFUCKER
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Lynx-canadensis.jpg
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

O SHIT IT'S A LYNX
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/63/Lynx_lynx2.jpg
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

I gotta get me a
LYNX
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turb0t, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

You probably should have suggested that before the maintenance.
It's too late now.
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nick the greek, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

you know what, I bet someone clicks that link

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

I DID.

(Wormulus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

hello new person

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

~~new person~~
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

+i
lo
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broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

DId someone say JEW!??!? oh new, nevermind.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

*yawn*
Tedious comedy accounts 8-|
(Shatner, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

Who do you think it is then ?
I mean, we all probably thought that about you 9 months ago.
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turb0t, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

£5 says it's Gonzo

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

It's wormulus.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

No it isn't.

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett, the scarf-wearing cockhound?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

The artist, with his own Wikipedia page and everything?

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

NOT NOTEWORTHY

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

ALSO: FAECAL ADHESION

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

SURELY NOT?

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

ROFLJEWSAUSCHWITZHOLOCAUSTGESTAPOALLOALLO

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

Ohhh, ok then.
Lunch anyone?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

Maybe in a bit

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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

"I'll put a little brown smudge......right there...that can be......a little....nigro boy...there....sitting in a ...cotton field..."
"and this little smuge here....can ...be....a hot air balloon...there we go...why don't you give it a try? *pallets*"
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

Great

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

I am of the opinion that any sport that can be called off due to rain is a pansyasswimpsport and anyone who plays such a sport in this blighted country should be mocked FOR ALL TIME
much like the jamaican bobsleigh team, the icelandic beach volleyball squad and the sub-saharan jetski brigade.

Either that or just play in the fucking rain. I mean cricket might actually be occasionally interesting if the bowler skidded face first into the batsmans crotch every once in a while. I hear a lot of complaints from very dull people about how tennis players move too fast these days, they wouldn't move so fast if they were ankle deep in mud.

Fuck that, just distribute bb guns through the crowd and be done with it.

What say you?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

They should play a proper sport like hurling.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh Ireland!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

:(
You're horrible to the fastest land game on Earth.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

hurling is a fantastic game
you get a big stick and you use it to beat a path to the other end of the pitch

a ball is sometimes involved
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

How about a nice game of badminton?
We can chat about face scrubs and George Clooney!
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moohalaa, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

QUEEN!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

JAMMY
Your new away kit looks like the Tom & Jerry Zoot Suit

www.jazzeddie.f2s.com/images/Tom%20&%20Jerry/zoot4.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

Shoulders like a real man, there.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

that was an excellent Tom and Jerry Episode.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

Is that what they play in Bolton on a Friday night?

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

I have no idea, I've never been to Bolton.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

It was a pun on the word 'hurling' which means variously
a homoseuxal game for ginger people who live in a country where horses roam the streets, and the economy shrinks by 5% ever 36 hours.

and

being sick, which is something people do where they think about Ireland.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

I totally didn't get that.
Thank you for explaining.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

You're welcome.
I always try to be nice to our spasticated Westwards Down's Cousins.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

I like econoy
sounds Northern Irish
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

VMOS in not being as good as GROS or GMOS shocker.

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Nobody is as good as GMOS
who is GROS though?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I lost a bet about GROS to WMUS

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

in your FACE

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

I paid the debt!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

You're just not important enough to know GROS

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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

or he's not geeky enough to drop everything down to acronyms
GROS = Giant Rat of Sumatra
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

GROS. Funniest girl on the net.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

Shut up and sing Jerusalem.

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ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

sing whatnow?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

*sigh*

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ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

*condescension*

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ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I would like some cake but I'm not sure what sort

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

it should have almonds in

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ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

nuclear exploding robot death cake

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

COFFEE.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

I think all coffee cakes should come with a warning iced on them to avoid disappointment
DANGER: THIS IS NOT CHOCOLATE
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

~~NOT CHOCOLATE~~ FAIL
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

dog egg soufflé

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

Delishus caek

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

We have just been brought chocolate brownies by a customer
You can have one of them if you like.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

Carrot
or lemon drizzle cake.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

I heard JMG once punched a baby right in the face for looking at him funny

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

I wish to deny these remarks, through the power of dance.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

too late, it's all over the interet now

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

YOU TERRIBLE BULLY!
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

SAYS YOU, BABY-PUNCHER

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

true story
I was there

he used a left hook
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

I heard he headbutted a kitten too

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

I was pulling in the main sheet on a slippery foredeck in high winds and choppy water...
I am a REEL man... lol
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

Woo it's sunny

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

Brilliant!
Nothing like a bit of sun.
:)
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

I'm a climber, it's fucking hard to climb when everything is piss wet through.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Pussy,
I bet you use ropes and stuff too,
What a boring sport you partake in.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

:(
I must be a big gayer :(
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

I say sport doesn't necessarily have to be a show of machismo,
although I'd like to see snooker played in the rain.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

I say lots of things.
Mostly swearing. And actually ~~say~~ shout
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

Internet drama! It's JMG!
Who's already up on their high horse over a JMG related situation?
You best be quick, my patience with your people in waning as it is.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

You just lurk until the time is right.
Masterfully done.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

have seen the new away shirt?!
fucking hell!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

It's not important.
They'll only wear it about 3 times.
Everybody wants to discuss NUFC.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

I know... but.... JAYSUS!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

Leicester have the nicest strip we've had for a while.
but why am I telling you, you'll not see it... OH WAIT!
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

You've probably got a countdown clock going ahead of our game at the Walkers Stadium.
Counting down to your Cup Final!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

It's not everyday you play the biggest team in the Championship.

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

There's a threat you might sell out the Walkers Stadium.
But let us not get ahead of ourselves.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Is there really internet drama
Or are you just winding people up? *does the not angry, just disappointed face*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Hello Pickle Fairy
how are you today?
:)
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

I'm good
Busy, but good. How are you?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

not bad, thanks.
What's keeping you busy? hope it's something fun.
:)
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

What is wrong with you?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

He is the drama.
That's all we've got.
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thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Oh
*sadface*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

how could you do that to those children?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

With shovels.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

what?
SPEAK UP DEAR!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Can someone tell me what day it is today?

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Vadge Tuesday.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

ooof
Achingly close.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

As close to being right
as you are to having a full-blown disability.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

The day before glastonbury!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Karl Hysteria day

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WHARRGARBL, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Tedious Meme day?

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M o D, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

Despite all the advice from people I trust, I have made another podcast AND am spamming it here:
baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
It's not a proper podcast though; it's some tunes we made. I hope this helps.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

dear baldmonkey
before listening to your podcast I hated my life and job. I still do but at least its later in the day.....
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

This is my opinion on most of the internet.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

This is the only thing dogs can't here*
hear
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

This is the only thing that dogs can't where?

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moohalaa, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

doh, was on the phone and one handing
OOo err
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

God damn,
read a book.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

These irritating threadwaste pedantry posts are the lifeblood of our online community.
They are almost as hilarious as the 'why did you say 'we' to describe the football team? were you playing???!' posts

which are wrong, as the 'we' refers to the club, which includes the fans.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Banter
No offence
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

I'd let that go as well if I were you.
It's getting as tedious as the 'it's only words on the internet' or Mykey's LOLFAT comebacks.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

tread carefully now
you were doing ok before

if you get all argumentative now, you won't do yourself any good

anyway, i'm off now. bye internet
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

Simple mistake guffbeak

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

Not for anyone who actually speaks English
Never mind though.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Actually both words sound the same
you fucking gigantic supermong.
I bet you have Prada-willi, you grotesque spindly-fingered fatbody.
You look like a turtle with cushings.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

Don't look the same do they, though?
which is handy, because you are typing them, as opposed to saying them.

You appear to have taken a disagreement with somebody's opinion personally.

Cheer up bumnuts; have a wank, maybe that will cheer you up.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

That's a bit defensive, you should chill out a bit.
Don't wory Jodie, you'll get the hang of this place soon.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

The first pre edit looked like "ithisa vdvgsgfddfv xgfgfg"
I was on the phone and not paying attention, fingering my keyboard like it was Emse.....'s rabbit.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Poor Ronnie:(

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

*bloop wibbles*

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

yawn
I was referring to
Not for anyone who actually speaks English

I didn't realise you meant

Not for anyone who actually types English

an easy mistake to make, I'm sure.
If your terrapin-mong body contains less braincells than a tard's scrotal sack.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

WHAT'S THE MATTER MONG-IN-A-HALF-SHELL?
Hit me with your fiery riposte.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

LOOK AT ME EVERYONE
I won an arguement on the internet!
Against a mong!
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

I don't really think there are any winners in this particular argument.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

WORMULUS! WORMULUS! WORMULUS!

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Congratulations.
You've won the most pointless argument I've seen this year.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

HALP HALP! I'v bin toold!

He's a Retter-Tortoise, reaching for a tomato that is just out of the maximum strain of his cockesque neck
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

aDOOOON

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

It's Prader-Willi Syndrome.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

sorry, my fingers aren't elongated enough to type it properly.

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

pffft
ET
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moohalaa, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

my first talk post EVAR was about that particular topic

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Oooh, good start.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

i'd never heard of it so i HILARIOUSLY called it
www.b3ta.com/talk/344721
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Lolololol

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

not for me thanks, got any good links to maybe a picture of a honey badger looking cute?

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mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

Oh Mongy :(
In responce to your driving school post.

www.b3ta.com/talk/5895547
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

Actually this is a goldmine
www.b3ta.com/search/talk/23553?q=spam
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

are you saying i have double standards? get away
next you'll be saying that i give a fuck
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mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

i went to catg once.
i didnt like it.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

I went several times.
I did enjoy it.
We must fight to the death.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

im not touching you
i dont know where youve been :(
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

OPINION DEATH BATTLE
DR WHO AND QI ARE SHIT -v- OH NOE THEY ARE NOT
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

He did eat poo.
And made the comedian speechless.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Forum banter, no offence, or not, good times.

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

:(
frog.rainforestsos.org/player/?messageGuid=CdmO4Agh2w
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

Oh man, look at this
i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/photos-part2/dog-191.jpg?t=1236384302

Isn't he a little devil ! What a naughty boy, I bet the owner is going "Ohh NOES, You eated my couch" and the dog is totally like saying "It was not even me this time !"

I bet there is a hidden cat somewhere who's fault this lays with.

On a serious note though; Pet and Home Insurance people, don't have a pet or home without it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

What you don't realise Gonzo
is that that's not a bed, it's Friz's chin
and that's not a dog, it's Picklefairy.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

Chin jokes wormy? Glass houses'n'what-not.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

I'm trying to reappropriate the chin joke.
DonkeyGums just chose an arbitrary thing to pick on, it might as well have been my ears.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

WORMULUS SENSATIVE ABOUT HIS CHIN _AND_ EARS !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

MY SECRET SHAME!

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

Indeed.

Although you've also got no lips.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

This is what I say to Meatotomy
He literally has a slit for a mouth.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

Oooh, bad Staffy.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

Isn't that just what Chavs call their illegal fighting dogs?
I bet staffies don't even exist
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

no
Staffordshire Bull Terrier.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

lovely doggiewoggies.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

don't pull that lovely dog bullcrap with me.
Look at it's fucking gob!
and these lab results.

It's a killer!
A baby killer!
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

They're lovely big softies.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

o_0
I know.

I was making a joke.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

25 stone of pure muscel.
Sure, they've mostly got a good temperment, but I wouldn't trust one with _my_ kid (if I had both).

Best bet is to just put them down, I'm supprised they're not on the list of illigal pets.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

You shouldn't trust any dog with your children alone. Not even a Cavvy.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

PAEDOGS!

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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Right fucking nonces, they are.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

I know someone who had a dolberman and 2, 6, 8 and 13 year olds.
The dog treated the younger kids like it's own, but my gosh, that was a retarded move to get that dog.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

No, it wasn't.
Because it sounds like it was raised properly. No dog is naturally vicious, if they're raised properly, and the children are trained to interact with the dog properly, and are supervised at all times, no breed is unsuitable.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

*validates*
Happy ?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

Ooh. You bitch.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

No thanks.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

playin' in da background

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

I think you should keep making them
And spamming them
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

GOOD.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Yay!
I'll have a listen.

I'm a bit angry now. My phone just deleted all my photographs, all my documents, all my music and applications.

Bastard.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

Hi all, this is Spam but possibly also a job for one of you
I need a Kinetic Typography expert for a BBC project we're putting together along the lines of 'Perfect Day' from a few years back. If any of you think you're good enough and can send through examples of your work then pls drop me a line to [email protected] - Many thanks, keep up the great work, B3ta is by far the funniest site on the interspaz
(glassfrog knows nothing about computers, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

OH DEAR.
And you gave them your email address too. :(
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

And today, on News At 10, inside reports on the BBC using the word 'spaz' in a negative light.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

what a spaz
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

you should edit this
so that nobody knows your name and email address and place of work.
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

I've screengrabbed it anyway
for the irony.
(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Now everyone can spam horrible things at your twitter account
Also I really hope this is a picture of you
news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40691000/jpg/_40691491_srilankcar220.jpg
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

This is fine to do on b3ta, cr3 said so
There is nothing the mods can do.
(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

haha isn't this funny
twitter.com/wilsonwilsoff
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Actually I expect none of these are actually him.
but still, in principle this is HILARIOUS.
(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

He seems like less of a Retter than you.
Where's your Facebook? Am I not your friend anymore you cunt? CUNTCUNT CUNT! I wanted to photoshop pictures of you with pink willies again :'(
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE INTERNET
prevents me from allowing b3tans that I haven't gone out with from being my facebook friends.
(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

Ah you gay.
So all female b3tans are your friends then?
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

git

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

don't blame me Jude :(
blame Lion-Cake
(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

DUNCAN WILSON!
DUNCAN WILSON!
DUNCAN WILSON!
DUNCAN WILSON!
DUNCAN WILSON!
*strobes*
DUNCAN WILSON!
DUNCAN WILSON!
DUNCAN WILSON! *were you the bald swimmer?*

NO...that was

DUNCAN GOODHEW
DUNCAN GOODHEW
DUNCAN GOODHEW
DUNCAN GOODHEW
*strobes*
DUNCAN GOODHEW
DUNCAN GOODHEW
DUNCAN GOODHEW
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

I'm realising this song.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

I've met Duncan Goodhew
he's a nice guy.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

I'm releasing you're an idiot.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

Is it going to be autobiographical?
zing!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

kinetic typography?
is that like that style of video where all the text pops up in a manner not too dissimilar to how the song is played out?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

that's the fella.
It's a fave of many ad campaigns when they can't think of anything original.

"why don't we just have some animated text of whatever the voiceover guy is saying?"
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

but it's shit.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

It is when it doesn't add anything to what's being said, rather just mimics it.
Rubbish.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

Im phoning the bbc now to complain that you exposed yourself to some local children and gave out business cards so thye could email you.
You disgust me you filthy internet pervert.
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

I know a guy who's really into typography,
that probably doesn't help.
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

Here's a sample of my work for you
www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/kinetictypography.gif
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

Do you need someone to make the tea & coffees?
because i'm awesome at that. The secret is to use the boiling water from the kettle as soon as it clicks off.
(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

IF YOU DON'T GET FIRED FOR THIS
I'LL SEND SUCH A VENOMOUS EMAIL TO THE DAILY MAIL.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

I can't help
but if you want to pay me anyway I don't mind. Also, whilst you're there at the BBC, can you just have a quick word with whatever fat bastard decrees that BBC viewers want to spend half their day watching cooking shows? That's a good chap.
(

Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

my brother wanted me to spam his driving school on here to get to the top of google
i advised him that the place has changed alot since i last did it and is now full of unfunny wankers that would spam him, sad times he said, i agreed
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mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

Does another of your brothers own a scat site?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

Mongychops and SickRik are related?

(

Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

yes, he looks after veronicamoser and i help out with shejailbait
the driving instructor is the black sheep of our porn loving family
(

mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

Driving instruction is a filthy trade.
You should disown him.
(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

This sorta thing doesn't bother me at all.
It's giving someone a good opportunity and he is fully away of what they're doing and saying sorry for the spam but it's interesting.

It's better than most of the MEMEMEME shit that gets posted on here.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

it doesn't bother me, and i only linked to my brothers sites on some front pages, but his webiste has his phone number and such
he got no stupid calls years ago when i posted it, i bet he would now, no offence
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mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

terrible forum bullying banter
no offence
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

Hello
Do you have any special dietary requirements?

I'll eat more or less anything but bananas.
(

Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

Haha, cool.
I'll eat nearly everything but nuts or coconut. Bleh.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

I eat everything but Aubergine
for some reason me and Aubergine don't get on.
(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Did it kill your father
and rape your mother?
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

no, that was carrot
but I can forgive carrot because it's tasty.
(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

I saw a thing about raw foodists on TV the other day.
They were all fucking idiots.
I'll eat pretty much anything.
(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

I think most vegetables taste better raw

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

Lots do, certainly.
But their reason for it was that cooking destroys enzymes which are vital for life.
These are the same enzymes which are torn to shreds by your own digestive enzymes before you absorb them.
(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

I was just pointing out that TASTY TASTY TASTY vegetables are TASTY TASTY TASTY

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

That's certainly true.
I'm growing some mangetout on my balcony, they're delicious. No need for cooking.
(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

"mangetout" means "eat everything".
Good food and good advice in one tasty package.
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

I eat anything apart from cherry tomatos

I also no longer will go out with Vegetarians/Vegans. I think they're a bit mental.
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

those aren't cherry tomatoes, you're eating hawthorn berries!

(

manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

I had an allergic reaction to tuna when I was 18.
That sucked.

I don't eat an awful lot of meat because I don't like it very much. I've not got any weird food thing. I can't have really, the size I am.
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6246281
(

manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

haha, nice
no, I'll eat anything.
(

spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

anything?
(

manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

ANYTHIIING FOR YOUUUUU

(

spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

There are a few things I wouldn't ordinarily choose for myself,
but I can't think of anything I wouldn't eat* if it was put in front of me.

*out of the set of things known as "food".
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Hey, what happened to that pink thing saying that b3ta would be coming down at midnight?
And what did it mean?

And so forth.
(

Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

I don't know,
but now you can do {THIS}
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Fuck that's amazing!
Coloured fonts? how do you do that?

EDIT: Oh, I see. {HELLO B3TA}

That's fucking awesome.
(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

It doesn't do anything here.
Now I'm not sure if it's my shit computer, or you people being all sarcastic or what.
(

Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)



           YOU GOT DONE SUCKER!       
                                                              GAH! The right hook of LOL.
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       ___.--"          "\'.         ____/  l   \    ",'-,    
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      |                    |||       /   u       |      \ \ \ 
      |                    |||     _ )          /       | |  \
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                                    |     ./     _."."   _."  
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                                 dg       \

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

You swineses.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

He has lu eyes

(

Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

My eyes are rat snouts.

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

That's quite plainly a left hook.
Muhamhead Ali.
(

RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

I thought it was an angry looking manatee.

(

Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

It was Hawkins doing his spinny armed best

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

{UK ONLY}

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

{ONLY WORKS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE DENTS IN THEIR BRAINS}

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

FFS, Doesn't work in the subject header

(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

{FRIZ'S BEST JOKE IS HIMSELF}

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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

{I'VE LAUGHED MORE ABOUT HIS CURRENT PARENTING ISSUES THAN ALL HIS FUNNY SONGS PUT TOGETHER}

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

{I DIDN'T KNOW THOSE WERE COMMON KNOWLEDGE SO HAD RESTRAINED MYSELF, HOWEVER, I NOW CONSIDER THE FLOODGATES OPEN AND WILL START DOING HIDEOUS PHOTOSHOPS OF CHILDREN WITH CUSHINGS, PRADA WILLI AND MOON FACIES}

(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

but seriously friz, good luck.
{SYMPATHY}
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

PICKLED FAIRY IS PREGNANT?

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I heard pickle fairy impreganted friz

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

He's having twins
in his cheeks.
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

Please don't make me laugh Chaz Bono
I'll throw up.
(

The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

It's my soul purpose in life to make you do a lumpy shout

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

Doesn't work in the subject header

(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

{IT DOES YOU JUST HAVE TO PRESS ALT}

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

{ALT+F4}
lol
(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

{WHERE'S YOUR PRINCESS GONE}

(

Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

me neither.

(

spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

Oh you silly billy :)
It's the spastics thinking they're doing something funny, that's all, nothings changed.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

{YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT YOU DIDN'T START IT}

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

hahaha no I'm not :)
That's like a Cushings being proud for being the first to put sand in his trousers.
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

dawww I'm a ninny
hello DG, how are you? I haven't seen you for aaaaaaages.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

you're more of a ninnette

(

manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Beereet munckin,
Yee not too bad, been avoiding facebook as I've got a stalker :( You alright?
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

sorry about that
I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UPTO
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

It's not even funny.
I'm getting texts saying 'are you ok? should I call the police? you haven't posted on facebook for a while...'
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

I had a girl telling people I kissed her when they were at the same events and know nothing happened,
and she then went on to look for photos of nights I'd been out to and tagged all the photos of me, it was fucking creepy.
(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

I APOLOGISED FOR THAT

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

WAARRGH!

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

I CAN SEE YOU UToL
Nice beak
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

*pulls trousers up*

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Jeesus :S

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

i'm going to go through your pics and tag someone as chris packham in each one

(

manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

or at least i would
if we were friends
*sob*
(

manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Like I'd add any of you lot, cuh!
please add me, I'm so lonely...
(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

You stole my purse, you deserved it.

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

oh dear
that's ridiculous
(

manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

Captain Wow?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

lol
(

RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

Nah, It's some 35 year old friend of a friend that I drunkly said I'd go out on a date with
Woke up in the morning and realised she was hideous and realised I was being silly, she is REALLY stupid too.

Now I get loads of texts and pic messages. I've told her I'm not interested and just want to be left alone.
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

Go on the date dude,
do your best to put her off, it'll be fun.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

If you need any advice,
you know where to come.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

tits or gtfo

(

mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

That's the thing, she hasn't got any.
The pics looked like as If I was wearing a bikini top.
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

wll then, i'm sure you can guess at my next request.....
BUMHOLE!!!11111!11!1!1!!1!
(

mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

haha.
I might actually do this :D

"Bumhole picture. Then we'll talk."
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

do it young padwan, embrace the darkside

(

mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

I'm going to do it.

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

what happens when she actually sends you a pic of her bumhole
then you'll have to talk to her

is it worth it?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

But Paul, think it through... BUMHOLE

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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

MAD BUMHOLE

(

manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

D:
I might just call her a mug and post it on Facebook.
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

good stuff, remember take it slowly and before long you will have a picture of her on all 4's fingers spreading her lips with a carrot up her arse, great times

(

mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

you've done this before haven't you?

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

I can get that from most girls after one text of a smilie face.

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

~~dark~~ back
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

aw man I thought you liked my messages :(
Seriously though? Can you not just de-friend her?
(

spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

I have.
Still get text replies to my FB updates :S
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

But you updated your status at 17:37 yesterday
and five people commented on it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

That's because I defriended her.
bloody mental.
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

That just looks like you're saying this in brackets

(

rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

haha
you {MONGOLOID}
(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

SPARKLY
{+"sparkles"=COCK TUESDAY}
(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

{RETARD}

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

{[WONKY TEXT!]}

(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Yes.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Nothing, I dare say.
Maybe some shit people got banned.
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

No
I'm still here
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

*looks down the board*
That clearly didn't happen.
(

Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Also, you cunts down below approving of instant mash, there's really no need.

(

Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

It has decided that b3ta is too gay, even for pink things
and run off scared.
(

SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

You are confusing b3ta with the midwife
at your bith.
(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

I expect it was totally boring server defluffing

(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Well since they said it was down for MAINTENANCE and it has been running very slow...

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

It's all in 3D now, it's incredible!
Didn't you guys get your VR glasses delivered this morning?
(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

Ha ha speccy four dimensional eyes.

(

Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

The film I'm working on is calling the CGI "2.5D"
it reminded me of Wolfenstein.
(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

it can detect which posts are the most attention seeking
and make them appear to be further out of the screen
(

manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

You are the 1009872625th visitor to this site!
NO JOKE!

Click here for free iPod nano and US Green Card!
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

So which regular are you anyway?
or have internet detectives already worked it out.
(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Nope.
Still just a funny new person.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

But your username references a meme that is younger than your signup date.

(

WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Yeah,
I changed it. I was The Marsh for a bit.

Anything else, Columbo?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

I remember you being The Marsh.

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Was I better or worse?
I'm thinking The Orthorities has run its course, and I'm tempted to go back.

IT'S TEARING ME APART
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

It's not usually a good idea to pin your whole internet persona on a soon forgotten meme.
Whereas basing it on wanking off dogs...
(

RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

You have made a good point.
Plus, most people know me as The Marsh anyway, in some form or another.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

are you jodie marsh?

(

mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Yes.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

cool, sorry that tv show wedding didn't turn out so well
still i enjoyed your video on playboy tv, will you show me your bumhole?
(

mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

here you go.
bawusstalk.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/celebrity_departures_74.jpg
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

That was all Gilgamesh's fault.
The manc cunt.
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

there's no such thing,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

i notice piston_broke has changed his name?
had he finally had enough of the abuse?
(

manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

I do like how he suddenly had to bow out of the bash when the slagging of his stand up stepped up a notch.

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

has anyone actually seen his stand up?

(

manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

I don't think so.
Oh god, could you imagine.
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

it's been years since i met him
but he didn't strike me as a funny guy
(

manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)

He's dull and tedious, and thinks he's funny.
He started the SNE meme.
(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

He needs to learn to just chillout and not wear rapist boots.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

i dunno
probably (very expensive) stuff
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mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

They've upholstered the servers with real leather.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

Good morning.
I just had a tooth pulled out at the dentist and now my mouth is all numb and weird. I DON'T LIKE IT.

What's new with you?
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rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I'm going to Glastonbury tomorrow!
I need to wash some socks.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

ha
thunder and lightning predicted. Enjoy!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

I got an AWESOME shark's tooth necklace from the back of the denists off this bloke in a white coat

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

You can add my manky half tooth to it if you like.

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rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I think it was probably your tooth in the first place.
smells of spunk. Tastes like it too.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

YOU'D KNOW
*runs around with shirt pulled up over head*
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

I am very happy
Because Will.i.am clocked Perez Hilton in Toronto and it's been long overdue.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

haha
Cunt that produces shitty music twats other cunt that appears to have no purpose in life other than to waste oxygen

Roflcocks etc
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Will.i.am's a pretty good popstar, mind.
Sample quote from Perez after the incident

'I write about drama in other people's lives. I don't want drama in mine'

CUNT
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Lets agree about Perez
and disagree about shitty popstars

I think this is the best solution
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Agreed
The flabby lumpen fairy that he is.

He looks like cookie dough poured into sausage casing.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

It's my last day in Lincolnshire
Back to Newcastle tomorrow.

Fun fun fun.
(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

It's all the same to me.

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rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Helllo Rosie, I haven't seen you here in a while
How's things?
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Good thanks.
I still open up a b3ta window most days, but i find there are fewer and fewer conversations i want to participate in.
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rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Can't say I blame you
especially when an interesting post is deliberately pushed down because some mong just wants attention.
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Yes Rosie.

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Jobe, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

I AM SORRY THAT THAT POST WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
I done a picture of kwaliti
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/7668.supermatt.jpg
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Pfffft

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

I see what you did there.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

That's lovely, darling
I might go out and buy things in a bit. Thrills aplenty.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

WHAT SORT OF THINGS?

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Boxes to put stuff in
And some muesli and some unsweetened soya milk
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Ghey.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Are you a homosexual?
All of these things sound like cockmongler items.

Where's all the steak, beer, and amusing belt buckles?
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

CONFIRMATION!

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I'm very sorry
The food shite is all medical. I have high cholesterol apparently and that sort of shite lowers it. As for the boxes, I'm moving soon and I need things to put things in, books mostly. I have meat in the fridge if that's any help.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Much better
It is manly to have high cholesterol.
(

The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

manly to have your mighty body defeated by some gunge?
pah
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

It shows evidence of hard living

(

The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

yeah, anyone can live hard
the manly SURVIVE
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

No, it doesn't.
My mother has it and is the healthiest person alive, has been drunk about three times in her life. He's a big gay after all.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Mwuhahahaha
It's genetic, I believe.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

I'm going out now, you fucking cunt.
You'd better alter your attitude when I get back.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

see you later, mary

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I'd fight a bear or something but constrictive heart failure and that can be troublesome.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Is there a Granny flat where you are moving to?
~~Granny~~ Maffers
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

No, fuck off
And where have all the smack heads gone? I saw none at all in Edinburgh, and while I understand you have not been there, I hold you entirely responsible.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

I drove there in my Honda Accord and cleaned up the city for you before you got there.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Good vengeance skills

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things what things?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Bombs and shit
To blow crap up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

I agree with you.
Lovely stuff.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Validation
GLEEEEEEEE!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Oooooooh!
Buying things, eh. You flash cunt.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

As an irish, how do you stand on instant mash?
I'm all for it, me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

I agree with you.
Lovely stuff.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

by putting it under her and stepping onto it.
HAHAHA
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

ROFL
and so forth
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

what if too much water is used and she sinks?
what then?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

I've never eaten it.
My Da says it's alright, though.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Honestly?
Proper mash only takes 15/20 minutes.
(

Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

As opposed to thirty seconds

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

But still...
Eww.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

^this
makes me think of wallpaper paste.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

You're doing it wrong
Add butter and parmesan and you have a dish worthy of awe and wonder.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

You'd be better with polenta then surely?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Now who's looking gay?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Maffers always looks gay

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Tidy beard = guaranteed bumfoolery

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

I have no beard currently.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Gay

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

As gay as Sean Tully wearing a leapord skin dressing gown...

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

You want me so much
Good day to you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

NO!
YOU flash cunt, me go make tea...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Lololol
We will soon be living on the same land mass.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

*unhappy face*
did it not work out in THAT England?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Nope, it is not for me.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Not as good as my picture of supermatt
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39915/1227799377/untitled.GIF
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WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

*apples*

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Pffft
Oh dear.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

   Hello, I'm Supermatt
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

SuperMatt - Lowering the ugly bar to be shorter than he is.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)



      /\                           
      ||                           
      ||_    I'M BALDMONKEY. I'VE GOT A DILDO ON MY HEAD    
    .'___'.   / 
   /SPASTIC\   _    
  | /`   `\ | / \                  
  (/ o   o \)_|  |                 
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/ DG          /

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

:(

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

first DG post of the new improved board
glad you didn't waste it
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Indeed. It will be written in the history books of time

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

as opposed to the history books of...?
:p

morning matey, what's the good word?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

The history books of time, is is written by God.
You won't be in it because you SMELL OF WEE.

The good word is 'jib'
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

JIBJIBJIB

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Bravo.
4/5 stars.
One point confiscated because 1) Neo's jacket is woollen, like a dufflecoat, and 2) I wasn't trying to be Neo.
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Yes. You. Were.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

I remember that day well
It wasn't the warmest of days, which is why I'm wearing the leather jacket, however the skies were cloudless in the centre of London so the sunglasses were quite useful.
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

~~t wasn't the warmest of days, which is why I'm wearing the leather jacket, however the skies were cloudless in the centre of London so the sunglasses were quite useful.~~
had decided to look like Neo because I love him and want to fuck his children.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

Don't try and justify it, that makes it worse.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

You actually know what material Neo's jacket is made of?
Ahahaha!
(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

It's not difficult
you just have to watch it.
However, I was wrong: img84.imageshack.us/i/neo2ea.jpg/
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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

The point is, you were wearing a trenchcoat.

(

ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

And I wear it quite regularly during the winter because it's warm

(

SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

the point is, you're a poof

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

I see the new shit people filter isn't working.
LOL WAKI COCKS WANK FUCK OFF
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Hi balders
I have 213 pictures of a night out I don't really remember.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I'd like to cum in your face.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6246175
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I'd like to cum in your face.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

psst, you forgot to say 'cornish'
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I'd like to cornish cream in your face.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

Oh balders, I fear I'm not looking too foxy this morning
Woke up looking like a Kylie back-up dancer.
(

The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

chlolorophorm

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Roflypnol.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

I think it was the great idea my landlady mate had
"Yeah, we'll start doing shots at half eight wooooo"

I start getting fuzzy after the second mandarin sambuca.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

unless that's half 8 in the morning then you're old.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I got there at ten past eight
She got me on the wine, which I don't drink any more.

Then came two 50ml shots of apple sours, then two 50ml sambucas, then a jaegerbomb, then trwo hours later, profuse vomiting in a club toilet.

I'm just so CLASSY.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Lightweight.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

I hadn't drunk anything since May 8th
So yes.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm coming to your gaff with some bacardi breezers and my birthday suit.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

I'll remember to lock the door

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

~~ock~~ et you through
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

~~door~~

Oi, I'm sure you used to be my friend on facebook.

WUT HAPPUNED :(?
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

mandarin sambuca?
What are you? Posh?

I was drinking white spirit all weekend.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

you poof
i was drinking 4-pint jugs of molten rock
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

molten cock more like
LOL
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

damn you GEEMOSSS
*shakes fist*
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Can someone give me the 411 on what's changed?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

someone probably could but unless any of the mods are here, no

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Your face.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

is it prettier or uglier?
I've got a post university beard, because I can't really be fucked doing anything.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

It's beautiful
*scratches your beard*
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

it has to go as I have to go to the temp agency later :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Oh god MoT, temping?
Has it come to this?

Get a job picking asparagus, it's far far less soul destroying.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Only for a month or so,
while I'm at my parents', just before I get a real job so I can keep the money ticking over.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Every day, a big part of you will die, forever.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

call that a beard?
this is a beard!
*beards*
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

It seems quicker.
Is it that it is quicker?
Or is that just a coinciicdence.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

you're just a coincidence.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

YOUR FACE

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

It's quicker because there's hardly anything on the page

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

WE'LL SOON CHANGE THAT

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

I don't know exactly
but it was slow for the last few days. It's possible they've migrated to some new servers.
(

SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Friz now replies in 16:9 ratio
also, we ended on a high last night:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6245545
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

What changed, then?
Or was it background stuff?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

no, it's still grey
OHOHO
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I think they were giving the hamsters a rest.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

I think JMG will look
simply dashing in this next season.

Where there any changes overnight to b3ta? I can't be arsed to look down there.
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Jobe, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

oh my!

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

dear lord!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

they gave it that new car smell

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Is that what that is...?

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Jobe, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

I think I can still smell the sick in the glovebox

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

This is an inspiring post
Almost as good as the last two.
(

SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Oh we're back!
Hurrah.
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Bats, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

DRINKS ALL ROUND!

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Can't say I missed it

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

i missed it this morning
this is where i come while i'm manning the phone at work
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

do you dress it up in army fatigues and a little bandana?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

do you NOT dress your phone up in army fatigues and a little bandana?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I put a little moustache above the mouthpiece

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

It was only off a few hours, and still people had to go to that back up BB

I mostly saw gilgamesh and riverghost when I had a look
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

is it too late to find out what everybody had for breakfast?

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mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

well, since you asked!
i had two weetabix in a bowl with some milk and a tea spoon of sugar. the bowl had a green stripe around the rim. i ate it with a spoon while sitting on the sofa looking out the window into the back garden.
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

i just ate an apple. and i had a bananana earlier.
FRUITY.
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sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

i am not a fanana of the banana

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Not what I heard dude.
/AC, to you, about the same sort of thing.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

BOO

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

Soooooo..
What happened there?
(Sheik_Yerbouti is still puzzled, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

YOUR FACE

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Monster.com works.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

lol

(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

rolf?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

monster.com.... employment site... works...
nevermind
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Oh I see.
Your wit is just far too intelligent for me to handle.

I did have to resist correcting someone's spelling in the e-mail I got.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Lol

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

oooh sha la la

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

ah i see the new gmos 'sing only' feature has been enabled

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Not much it seems

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Eddies in the space-time continuum

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

still?
can you tell him to come and collect his sofa?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Morning all.

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SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

'ning nong the witch is dead

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Well
That was worth it.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

LOADS
I'm still drunk. Jesus fuck.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

First to spot the difference wins a kitten.

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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

I seeee nooooootheeeeeeng

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

I was hoping for
alternate orange and green stripes.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

I was dreading a makeover
I invisaged black backgrounds with white writing.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

you want
www.b3ta.com/tictacs
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

You can now post up 10MB pics!
Look in the FAQ

HA! made yer look...
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Darklord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

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