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I'm thinking of giving a hitler 'tache a try.
What is the concensus on big televisions
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

Oh man :(
Timing...
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

I know.
I was all like, oh no an 'ting
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

Why are people setting off fireworks at 11pm :(

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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

because they are cunts

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

They have no consideration for others.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

I'm with mr horrible on this one

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

and mr baby

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

Go for it!
Ask @Herring1967 for tips on how to deal with people's reactions!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

I saw him on yhbw, his answer was brilliant.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

i heartily recommend subscribing to his podcast that he does with Andrew Collins
I listen to it when I'm in my van where I can laugh out loud on my own!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

Y'know I might do just that.
For the lazy person, where would I find this.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

sorry mate, i think this thread was lost in the silly threadrush thing!
loftcast.googlepages.com/home
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

OK then, fair enough.
If you're going to take me out on a date, how will you woe me, give me all the details.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

Rape

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

this is more cost efficient

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

It's certainly an ice-breaker at parties

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

Especially 13th birthday ones

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

when my boss asked what was the youngest girl i shagged...
when i said 13 there was stunned silence.. until i explained i was 13 at the time myself.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

Did everybody ROFL?

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

nope, kinda just stopped talking to me for a while.

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

You should've stoved somebody's fanny in

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

excuse me?

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

Maybe it would make more sense if you read it on you other account.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

oh, ROFL

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Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

I NO LOL

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

Kittens.

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

i'll woe you by kicking you under the table, smashing plates in the resturant and then claiming you did it and that you're "special needs" etc.

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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Claiming?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Actually, never mind.
I read that post wrong.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

friendly digs, funny jokes.. nice argentinian restaurant.... spanish red wine... tell you how beautiful you are
and then try and get you drunk and let my penis play in your vagina
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Is that all I am to you? Some sort of hole to spunk in?
I hate to say this, but like most girl's you meet, I want to be seen as more than some sort of sex-object who's soul use is for you to elivate your bodily functions in?

Fuck that shit, go home, virgin.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

i´m not looking for anything serious
apologies
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

Jog on, sicko.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

like holding hands and watching fucking hollyoaks is better
YOU KNOW WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!!
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

I'd take you ice skating, or for ice creams depending on the time of year
then we'd look in pet shops or a zoo or something, then we could go to the amusement arcade where I'd ask you to lend me a few quid for the bandits before anouncing that I do in fact have a micropenis. Well, I think I could pop it in, if you open your legs far enough.
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Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

You do know that i'm over the age of concent, don't you?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

Shut up, this is fun stuff

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Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

I'd book every table in a Chinese restaurant which had a 52" HDTV
so we could watch Hollyoaks in HDTV whilst holding hands and eating Chinese food without anyone bothering us
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

Now this is the winner at the moment.
Can it be an outdoors one so I can smoke at the same time? Fuck it, take away at mine, i'll nosh you off during the advert break.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

SCORE!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

i dunno, could we meet a bit early?
is it a whole day thing or just an evening??

if it was a whole day thing i'd meet you under the clock at waterloo station, from there i would walk you up to the london eye, and stroll along the thames watching the tourists and river go by, i'd take your arm if you wouldn't mind, i'd listen to you and enquire about your life recounting similar but less stories of my own, i'd make you feel special, we could stop and have a drink in a thames side inn, i'd have hopefully judgd what you lik to eat and if not nearby get us a cab to the best place i know for that food, i'd try and make you laugh, perhaps another drink, then kiss you on the cheak goodbye, hoping you'd call me on your way home

or do you up the shitter in a pubs bogs

not fussed
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

_or_ ? why not _and_ ?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

Oh no, I can't decide between you and Milknosugar.
I hate having to choose.

Would you all consider me a "slut" if I hedge my bets to begin with?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

just give me a chance is all i ask, sort of, it's your choice
we can be friends and i can just offer you a good day out, we could walk round the serpatine, see, the palace of westminster, then i could take you for a salt beef sandwich over the bridge and kiss you on the cheak and see you off home
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

i can't compete with this
i'm bowing to a better man, here

i hope you two will be very happy together. you both deserve it.
me? oh, don't worry about me. i'll survive this setback and hopefully it will make me a stronger and better person for it
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

Such lovely offers, I hope one day someone will treat me as well, offline.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

Sat on the couch watching Hollyoaks, eating Chinese and holding hands
I've done two of them already though!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

Stop pandering to Gonz.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

I would woe you with terrible tales of my life to date.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

I'll moan that I'm too tired to take you out
Then I'll pat you on the cheek and get you to cook me some dinner. There's a good girl now. Urgh, you want to watch Diagnosis Murder again? Here, give me the controls. AH! There we are, Star Trek... look at that love, LOOK AT THAT! Now there's a PROPER WOMAN. If only, eh? God, if only you'd looked half that good at that age.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

this is a sitcom in the making

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

I'd just order us a shit a load of chinese and we'd watch love actually and notting hill on loop
With a dog in front of the fire too
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

Ooohhh Sp@m.
When are you going to have a sorried affair with me?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

Evening all
What was the major highlight of your day?
Mine was being stuck in a lift for 2 1/2 hours.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

working from home and sleeping all afternoon
responding to the odd email on the blackberry
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

My boss offered me a blackberry (or iphone or whatever)
Of course, I'd love to respond to support emails at weekends and evenings when you're not paying me to do so
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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

haha so true

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

it has its downfalls too :(
like tonight... 6pm... remote setup of 2 new PCs ARGHhhhhh
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

Precisely the reason I didn't accept
Apparently he tried to call me at 11:30pm last Friday as one of our customers had been unable to collect email since 1pm. This guy doesn't use our email service and even if he did he should call earlier.
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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

luckily for me, one of the spaztards wanted me to install their new PC remotely
then decided to turn it off as they left the office

AFTER sending my a snooty email along the lines of "i need this ready by 9am monday, no excuses" etc

get ta fuck
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

i killed a dog

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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

I hope it wasn't police dog

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

nah, it was a small terrier or something
kicked its face in
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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Driving to London
well it was an experience if not a highlight.
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jenpots, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

:(((((((((((((((((((((

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

what's up?

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jenpots, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

i was in london, an stil am, no bumhole :((((

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

sorry
*bumholes*
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jenpots, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

how are we ever going to move this relationship forward if you won't even give me the chance to see you bumhole in the flesh?
too good for me now are you? i see, ok, fine
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

my kids coming to stay

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

are you taking them fishing?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

sort of, of to the london aquarium tomorrow
kids need to be over 8 to fish, more like 10-12, they lose interest to quick
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

*sigh*
h t
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHFFFFUUCCCCCKKK!!!!!!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

Sorry, I just imagined what it would be like to be stuck in a lift with you for two and a half hours.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

The MASSIVE piss I'm about to have

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

Time it

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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

That long

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

that wasn't even a trickle

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

I was aiming for shortest possible time
It BLASTED everywhere.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

I had a really good bike ride
I went to Soho and saw the fire engines, saw loads of dirty cards inside phone boxes near King's Cross (yeah, like you really look like THAT) and nearly got run over too. A french woman handing out flyers saved my life.
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Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

You should've stoved her foreign face in

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

Probably fat and loud shouting the odds in the shop and street.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

shall we move on again, i think most people have seen a foot before
i feel i conned you a bit before as i didn't expose my life in that thread, so here goes, i can not go out with girls with big feet(i'm an open book really), any turn offs?
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Multiple heads
And fat birds.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

that jessica simpson has gone funny
kipram.com/Jessica%20Simpson.jpg

fanyard.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/jessica-simpson-on-gq-cover-in-american-flag-bikini-dbu-pants-and-soldier-dog-tags.jpg
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Terrible internet

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

Wow, is that really the same person?

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Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

Her hips are in different timezones

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

my worst turn offs in a girl is a bad ass. every girl should have nice pert buttocks.
edit: and women with pussies whose hood looks like its been ravaged so much it looks like some chewing gum
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

I agree but why an uncontrollable donkey is a turn off, I'll never know.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

shrek...

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Girls with more than three cats.
Too many gets wierd.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

Women with cocks.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

Pus oozing sores, Torchwood and bad music taste

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

awwww, nearly in there, i love jivebunny
best dj's ever
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

You... you like Jive Bunny?
*swoons*
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

best dj's ever, they can cut and mix like no others

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

The guy who invented Jive Bunny also invented Hard House
interesting fact
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Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

Also: no more proof needed, that guy was a prick

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Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

Sing a song of syphilis
a foreskin full of crabs
half a dozen open sores
and twice as many scabs
and when the scabs were open
the crabs began to swim
now isn't that a dainty dish to pop up someone's quim.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

!

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

I like good poetry.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

and I cannot lie

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Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

poor use of apostroph'es

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moohalaa, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

not really a poof thread, no offence, you'd bum anything as sexual deviants

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

Talking about marriage on the first date.
Talking about how brilliant The Mighty Boosh is, instead of acknowledging its utterly amateurish shiteybollocksness.
Incessantly talking about how fit the lads on the building site are.

In fact, most of my turn-offs result from unjustified talking - which is why I gag them as soon as possible.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

I'm with you on the Mighty Boosh there Woodside
It's a load of fucking bollocks

Have you been watching Psychoville? It's like the League of Gentleman v2.0
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Not yet, but I'll have a skeg at it.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

Did you have anything
to do with the porn-filled PC in Toys R Us in Wakefield, by any chance...
(Eeh Blah Gum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

Truth be told, I'm not even sure where Toys R Us is in Wakey.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

I'm going to be honest with you all here too.
I quite like ladies with bumholes and fannys and tits.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

there is more than bumhole? oh gonz, you must educate me in the ways of the ladies over a chinzano one day

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

We should go to Old Orlines, I think I know what I'm going to order.
I quite like some sort of prawn starter, I like prawns, and some sort of rack of ribs for mains. I preffer starters to desserts, what about you? Maybe if you get a starter too, we can go half half? They do some nice drinks there, I quite like mojitos. I won't drink to many though, because if I drink to much I'll get drunk and I might have a dicky-tummy the next morning.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

i'm not much of an eater gonz, main meal is enough for me, althouogh i can drink many a long island iced tea
i wouldn't mind a starter tho, i never do desert, although i don't mind an irish coffee after a meal, we could just play it simple, get a sharing platter, then mains, then just chat over a cocktail or something
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

That sounds quite delightfull.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

i have never been up a ladies bumhole yet :(

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

I have, and I'm a shit emo!
HAHAHAHA.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

I feel like he's still the winner in this

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Yeah well I've done a girl in the bum.

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

seems karl has made himself look like a idiot

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

I'm doing your job for you!

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

am i getting paid for this job? if not i don't want it

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

That's a whole new kind of emo they've not even begun to cover on hollyoaks yet.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

girls who dislike incessant criticism and disparaging remarks about their weight, looks and personality

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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

my ex wife was like that

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

High pitched
squeaky voices. Unnecessary. If I want to hear something that sounds a 6 year old being buttraped, I'll inhale some helium, thanks.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

seriously..
heroofswitzerland.blogspot.com/2009/04/tip-tip-real-people-magazine.html

have you eve seen a foot like that?
(Brad Dice, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)

I'm sure this will end well

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

Fucking hell, even Dave's baffled
DAVE.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

is this a quiz or a test? wil it count towards my final marks? should i show my workings?
ah man, i forgot my lucky gonk, can i go home and get it?
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)

here, have one of mine

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

cheers, ah shit, what about my little purple haired pencil
i'm never going to pass this, is it a cse? or o level?
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

I think it's cse

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

your mum

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

I bet you could drive a car with those feet
not on the peddles, but on the steering wheel and gears and radio,

though you'd probably have to have your hands on the pedals then you would not be able to see, so you would have to build a little periscope it's all a bit of a bother I don't see why she doesn't just drive normally the fucking freak
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

What about THIS one then?
http://www.imagebank.co.uk/62846372864u9
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Purple link there Capt'n.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

same here, but i like ilovehorses, i just have no sound, sadtimes

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

I want to do a death metal cover of that one day
Or a trance remix.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

i fucking love randomly click on this link
damn it doesn´t repeat :(
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

Aye, once, but she was the one that got away.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

let's move along shall we, i neither have an x-box or care about wombat shit
tell me about yourself, how do you make your living? what hobbies do you have? show m your bumhole?
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

butthurt PS3 owner detected
get yourself an xbox
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

if i still have it, what a waste of money that was, every time i say never again, then i buy a console and never use it

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

haha, it's really useless isn't it?
i barely use mine other than to watch dvds
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

i mostly use my xbox to watch DivX movies from a USB stick
although i do get some more use out of it now i've got Guitar Hero World Tour
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

i meant the PS3
i flogged my 360 on ebay before it overheated on me
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

i haven't even bought a game, only the ones i got with it, i now realise
a, i'm too old for games
b, they still bore me
c, i go out too much
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

my main contribution to the world of video games is trolling /v/
i hardly play at all anymore
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Battletoads etc

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

you know, i really missed /v/ during the recent downtime
sad but true
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

I've never been on /v/

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)

i haven't been on the boards for ages
i assume the twitter raid got it offline for a bit?
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)

You really are my favourite kind of mongychops.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

thank you, i feel i use the mongychops forum i.d quite well, the other mongychops are not as good

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

I'm a student.
Send me money and bread.

I'm also working on a sketch show with a couple of friends, and simultaneously a podcast, to debut sometime in October.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

SHIT PODCAST
/ac
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

It should be pretty good, actually.
We're getting a lot of help from lecturers and the like.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

lecturers, those notable sources of edgy comedy

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

It's not a comedy podcast.

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

SHIT PODCAST

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

You'll see.

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

It'll clash with baldmonkeys then.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

good on you

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Given that you're a student, shouldn't you have obscenely rich parents?

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Is it a wombat then?
I hope you aren't telling lies.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Correct!
you win a cuddly toy!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

Yeah, great.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

I'm Alex. I'm 20 years old and I live in a village called Griffithstown in Wales.
I've been a travel agent for about a year and I like drinking, smoking and computers. What a life!
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

sounds good to me

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

For a living, I move things from A to B.
When I'm not doing that, I write fiction in long sentences, compose odd but sonically interesting music and go walking o'er hill and dale.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

ICI Blackley?
that's 3 miles from me, good luck getting down Rochdale Road in the morning, it's usually a 5-mile car park
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

Not there, but fairly close.
I don't have a motor vehicle, so I'm not planning to run the traffic gauntlet.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

woah, you're going to WALK through Blackley?
invest in a stab-proof jacket
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

This, hard.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

At least it'll be familiar, I used to live in a very rough bit of Leeds.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

good thing about Blackley is it's ALL chemical works
it's like a mini-Middlesbrough

so if you get bored of the job there's another potential employer on every street

mostly dye industry, Clayton Aniline and coatings, Anchor Chemical
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

and why not, brilliant

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

Hello
my name is magnum. I work in website support. I like photography, stand up comedy and computer games. My bum hole is my own, but is quite distressed at the moment following a rather hellacious defecation this morning.
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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

my name is magnum. I work in website support. I like photography, stand up comedy and computer games. My bum hole is my own, but is quite distressed at the moment following a rather hellacious defecation this morning. My name is Jacob Dyer etc..
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

I bring you a narrow, but illuminating insight into my life
and you treat me to a cheap arsed strike through.
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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

never fear, i found it illuminating

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

It's nice we can all learn a bit about each other
just bringing a bit of togetherness to this pixels. Some bridge of discussion over a shared interest, perhaps a little support when the road looks a little too long.
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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

i hope we can all bond a bit more everyday, let the love shine through

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

Like a mountain stream

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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

I enjoy romantic movies, a nice glass of sherry, the opera and long walks on the beach.
Now show me your cunt.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

sounds like you're happy

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

I'm not entirely sure the internet is the best place to mention this.....
However, my name is Paul, and I do things on the internet for money. I also awnser phones in a cab firm for money. I also help out local grannys with technology for dinners.
I very much enjoy photography, socialising and other computery parts. I quite like reading books too.

I have Chrones desease and dyslexia, and sometimes life is a constant struggle, but then I do something, like not stub my toe, and it's ok.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

my dearest wish is that no one in the world ever stubs their toe ever again

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

It's a fate worst than knocking your funny bone.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

this one time I cut my fingernail too short, was touch and go for a while but I pulled through

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

I'ld take an extra tamazipam anyway, just to help calm down.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

sod happy pills, those are for people who can't man the fuck up and pull their arses into gear

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

Now now, gilgy, you're forgeting the tens of people who take it for recreational reasons and want a real high buzz in about 6-8 weeks.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

this reminds me of that time when i got a paper cut in the corner of my mouth from licking an envelope
i was manfully ignoring the pain so well, i completely forgot about it when i set about a packet of salt 'n' malt vinegar McCoys :(

oh, man! i nearly had to take a junior disprol
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

oh wow, I bet you got airlifted to the Emergency Papercut Intensive Care facility

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

i got a friction burn once off a curtain i brushed past
i was in the special burns unit for months, i had to learn to walk again and have a scab graft
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

even worse than standing on a three pin plug with bare feet?

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

Or a hairbrush.
Which is basically the same experience, but sharper and with many more points.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Or stepping on a slug at 4am with no shoes or socks on, not painful, just feels fucking awful.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Oh yes, I've narrowly avoided that a few times.
My walk home from work sometimes ends with my boots covered in a slug massacre if it's been raining and I've not taken due care.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Or that intense feeling of fear in the first three seconds you get your head caught in something.
..until you realise, it isn't actually that bad.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

Nah', not quite that bad.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

my dad did that once, one of the pins went right through his foot
he was heard to say "oh bother" and "drat it" and similar foul language
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

No wonder you turned out how you did
with a father like that
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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Is it worse than getting a static shock from a shopping trolley?
That shit fucks you up.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

a smashing insight

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

I work long and hard

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

haha, loser

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

I run the office in an auto garage, I write a lot, read a lot, drink and smoke a lot
show me your bumhole
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

apart from the garage bit, we could be twins

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

I'm not so sure about that...I hear you have fantastic eyelashes
I, however, do not
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

and the writing
and reading
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Hello, my name is CowJam
I am the Patient Safety Administrator for the Division of Women's and Children's Services at the University Hospitals Bristol NHS Foundation Trust.

I'm in a bit of a lull at the moment on the extracurricular activities. I do web design, but it's largely work related (I make sites that are helpful to mine and my colleagues' daily grind).

I have a remote control elephant. He's called Bumholes. He lives in a caravan in France.
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CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

Would you like some really boring and cliche web design work?

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

No.
I don't have the time, sorry.
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CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

nice, reply
cool
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

I make my living by catching electricity thieves.
FUNFUNFUN!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

BTW!
I've just got back from the cricket, I saw mexicans, the barmy army and naked men. Brill, better than milk.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

I totally used to wind my leccy meter back when I was a student
I might do it again right now actually
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

we used to have a static caravan in the lakes which used to have an old style electricity meter
when we went up there at weekends, i used to loosen the pin screw underneath meaning the wheel didn't spin and the numbers didn't turn
couple that with swapping our half empty gas bottles for freshly changed ones off the site-owned caravans meant that our utility bill for the year rarely exceeded £60
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

I don't care.
If you're not in the south wales area, it's not my problem. Did you know there are 4 terminals on a prepayment meter, if you cross the wires between terminal 1 and 4 you bypass the mechanism that charges you for usage? Hot tip, wouldn't recommend trying it though, very dangerous.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

oh wow, you have electricity in wales now

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

i know someone who sticks the end of match in there to slow the movement of the dial

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

That's the old style meters.
New ones are digital, with the older ones, sticking magnets either side of the meter would slow the dial down.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

gotta catch them all, good work

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

I try my best.
Thanks for your support.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

hello mongychops
i'm forum user 22907, aka milknosugar, aka kevin.
i am a hard working civil servant who likes rugby league, real ale, photography, music and computerystuff
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

nice one, good forum post

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

Plus I like long walks on the beech, and hugs under the blanket infront of the fire while it's snowing outside.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

I like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

Yay a northerner!

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CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

Hello. My name is Richard. I design websites and sell IT hardware and software. I like to play football and travel around Spain. Will gaz you my bumhole.

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

Oh cool, El Guiri is here.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

my life is complete

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

great times

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

I am an apprentice brewer
I like beer, powerkites, mountainbikes cooking and the odd bit of lazy fishing with mates.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

KITES!!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

Yes, kites!
An ongoing obsession. You fly?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

I dabble in kitesurfing.
What kind of kite flying do you do?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

Mostly with a landboard and fixed bridle foils
I really want to get out on the water though, looks like fun.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

Sweet, I've been meaning to get myself a landboard.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

It is great fun, I wouldn't buy anything fancy to start off with.
A £120ish Scrub will do everything you want for the first year or so.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)

Yeah, I used to go down sand dunes on my mates cheapish scrub, so I think I'll pick one up when I'm ready to give it a try.
Cheers.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

*proper beer fives*
I'm guessing I wouldn't be able to get your brewery stuff oop north though? :(

/Elgood's Double Swan at the moment
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

Probably not, we don't supply much outside of Kent.
I brew for Hopdaemon, our website is shit but our ratebeer reviews are good!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

excellent stuff

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

Why thank you!

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

I'm Stephen. I have a lot of hobbies I rotate around my short attention span.
I'm temping as a support desk analyst. I have an interview next thursday for a full time job. I like robots, laser beams, juicy brains and wine gums.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

Do you prefer lasers or robots? I'd have to say, lasers.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

If there's any way I can combine the two then I'm happy

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

Robots with lasers or kittens with lasers?

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

Robots with lasers definitely
Unless they're giant city destroying kittens. Then it's a tough call
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

lovely stuff

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Hey Mongy
im still hanging in here
:)
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

cool and the gang

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

absolutely
ice box!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

I fixed a computer at Marble Hill house yesterday
That is all.

SIGH: I fix computers for a living, for myself, no boss, woo.

I like EBM, clubbing, reading and whatnot. My main interest is animals.

I might be doing nursing in September, depending on the interview on Monday.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

All right Sammi?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

Pretty good thanks Paul
And you?
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

bit of a cop out there sammi, no offence, it's good to share

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

I work as an office cleaner supervisor
and next week I'll be working in the shop in the North Hampshire hospital
my hobbies are eating barbeque, watching films and talking shit
and if I was crowned Miss Universe, I'd end suffering for everyone
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

nice things, great

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

you're pleased?
you're like the father figure I always wanted
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

i'm lightguy and i work as a high-powered rock and roll guitarist/fireworks tester/chocolate inventor
in my spare time i like to do some filing, phone clients, basic admin etc.
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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

great lifestyle

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

100 VS 1
Evening all! im currently playing 100 vs 1 on xbox live, its rather good fun, give it a go!

Trivia question, What animal produces square poo?

The answer was the Wombat, the wombat!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

fuck you

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

also, RRoD, 360 degrees, etc

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Your mum.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

What the fuck

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Any animal that's had its arsehole filed into a square.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Ohhh, I frogot to record hollyoaks.
That's a shame.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! It's Gratch!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

Leave it 'arold, ain't worth it.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

Lemme at'im, lemme at'im!!!!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

a pixel turtle

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

Koala
They are koala cubes
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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

I've done that joke on here before
It got popular paged
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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

Popular page, you say?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

alright gratch
/rosilicious
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weaver., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

What's the answer then, you fat spastic?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

Good evening, internet.
What the shuddering fuck is happening to this place of late? Rumours a plenty! Friz trying to off himself, Wormulus going into hiding, and where the hell is SSG? :(((

Alternatively. What's your favourite type of whatever?
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

When I was rolling dice in the alley

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

These are all interesting developments

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

I have no Idea whats going on
is this true?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

I'm not sure
I predict HILARIOUS consequences.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

I am replying to this thread |-|----------------------| I am not replying to this thread.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

i don't see you getting much use out of :
am replying to this thread |----------------------|-| I am not replying to this thread
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

hot with a nice north wind
experience has shown that 46 is too hot - burning koalas really fuck up ambiance!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)

45 is unbearable so i will agree with this
but seeing the indian street workers drenched in sweat in this type of heat is pretty shocking

edit: :P
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

45 hmmmmmmm
does that come with burning towns, scrub and animals? - or just 45 straight up - have some heat - oooh thank you!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

nope. just can´t sit outside
THE TRAGEDY!
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

when the feelings gone
and you cant go on
.......
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

is this the Steps version?

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

next door are listening to bod dylan really really loud
and i'm singing along
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)

is he actually there?

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

i'm not sure,
should i go check? i get the feeling they don't think very highly of me
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

just sing louder than him and see if he pops round to complain about you spoiling his vocals

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

can do
if he turns up i'll let you know
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

the way i see it is this, now don't be alarmed by this but...
wankers
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

:O
whoa man, these are real people with serious real life issues
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

as i am unaware of their issues except for what a forum admin told me, which could be lies, i say fuck em, fuck em to hell

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

no no
it's an extremely srs bsns
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

this
I don´t see any loss to /talk with their absence.

Especially the wormulus ME ME ME ME ME REPLY TO ME posts
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

yeah, you don't like wormulus
we get it
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

ssg is a good fella, funny too
i never meant to wanker him
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

he seems an ok chap
friz can be ok to, when he´s not trying to climb up his own arse.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

my boiler thing I have to light, is setting some plastic on fire
and i might have hooked myself a gf woot
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)

The Internet will be delighted

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

i can do the sex soon

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

Log in as El Guiri.
That's always good for a laugh.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

two accounts
it's the new one account
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

Is it the black girl who stole your Ray-Bans?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

i´ve had lots of friends call me racist for that
but there is only one big fat black girl where i live

and i got them back.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

wow my landlord is here already to fix it
things move quick in spain. for once.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

My favorite pasty
is stake and ale
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

You just made me hungry, you cunt

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

easy now I may be off for food soon

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

I'm going to do a posh spag bol
GET IN
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

are you some old vampire hunter or something

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

Only if the day job fails me

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

I do hope Friz didn't try and top himself, he's so young, so much to live for.
It's a shame that such "creative" types tend to have tendancys for such devistating behavour.

I thought everything was going rosie in the land of Friz, this _is_ a setback.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

did he really try to kill himself?
i can't get anyone to give me a straight answer on the issue
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

I've no idea to be honest.
We don't tend to move in the same circles.

I do hope everything is OK with him, and he is getting the support he needs.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

apparantly he spent 30 mins trying to cut through his fat wrists
then gave up and collapsed of exhaustion.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Beats me, pal.
I've had a nice relaxing week away from it all, enjoying the sights, sounds and smells of nature. And going up and down 1:4 slopes on roads barely wide enough to take the car.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

north york moors by any chance?
the drive from leeds to scarborough is one of the best ever. Never had time to stop off in the country though.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

Not far off, it was in the Dales.
Mainly round Aysgarth and Hawes.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Good evening.
What's the best way to stop obsessing about something?
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diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

have a drink
or several
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

Agreeing with well, here

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

i'm nearly out of the good vodka
and the cheap stuff tastes like petrol :(
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

The best booze is the type that can power agricultural machinery

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

then i am equipped with the best booze available to man
great justice
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Save me some for later
You can fuel & joyride a combine harvester when you're pissed.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

there'll be plenty left,
it was on offer in lidl, i've got 8 bottles
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

Fucking hell
Post some over here
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

£6 per litre
i got all the bottles they had left
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

I'm sure Morrisons own brand is cheaper
It doesn't taste that bad for cheap shit. I wish they hadn't called it 'Morrinov', though - that's just awful.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

the lidl stuff is called rachmaninoff
and i live next door to lidl so it's not far to carry
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

Red diesel
Mmmm, nom.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Have you got some kind of mixer that can improve the taste?
I'm convinced Irn Bru was invented for the sole purpose of making bad whisky drinkable - even if it wasn't, it achieves that goal very well.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

i've got grapefruit juice
you can drink anything with that assuming you like the taste of grapefruit
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

i had orange fanta and whisky for new years
i think i gave myself alcohol poisoning
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

My cleaning lady gave me half a large bottle of JD today.
WIN !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

It all taste the same once you add the pretend-fruit caffinated drinks.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

it does,
the good stuff is usually drinkable neat though
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

Not my cup of tea.
A couple of cans of Relentless makes it go down much easeier.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

It also gives you bizarre dreams when you pass out

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

that reminds me,
i had the worst dream ever last night :(
(

well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

Worse than the other night when I dreamt that John Sergeant was elected as the Iranian President?

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

far far worse
i don't really even want to relate it
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

Relentless is the worst energy drink

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Cracking caffeine content, though

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

it tastes really bad though
i like that monster energy stuff, same drink, nice taste
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)

I have no alcohol.

Plus that isn't a permanent option.
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diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

'isn't a permanent option'
hahaha

i beg to differ
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

hic!

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diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

don't judge me :(

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

Sleep with your husband's best friend.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Just address the problem
Whatever it is, generally giving it time is the best thing.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Kill it.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

Not an option

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diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

When is killing not an option?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

In several situations.

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diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

Man up and kill something.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Kill everyone you know.
Unless they're having a hard time.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

Kick it in the fanny

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

Delete your threads afterwards.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

That hasn't happened in AAAAAGGGGGEEEEESSSSS
Never did find out who/what it was but that was decades ago now.
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diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

B3ta hasn't existed for even one decade yet.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

Just ask her out and stop following her home.

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

Either that or 'Dando' her.

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

Suicide.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

This is probably the BEST OPTION for EVERYBODY, who isn't Friz. Oh no. Not Friz.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

He's having a hard time, bless him.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

wahhhh wahhhhhh
i said it to knobface last night - everyone has 'hard times' whining about it online and expecting attention and/or sympathy deserves a punch in the face.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

they really do
if you tell the internet you get everything you deserve
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

I never cease to be amazed by new low levels of human patheticness.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

Just get him to talk about it in capitals.
As he knows all too well, that'll automatically make it 1,976.3% funnier.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

Oh shit, Woodside, you just reminded me, it's the MancBash tonight.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

is it?

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

In unrelated news.
If all goes well, I may well find myself living in dirty MCR by the end of this year. Probably in the north.

That said, going by previous experience it probably won't and I'll be stuck where I am for ever and ever and ever.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

Where abouts in MCR?

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

The job's in Blackley.
If I get it, I'll probably be resident somewhere on that side of town.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

Ah, I think Gilgy has some fun stories around living in blackly.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

haha, 3 miles from me

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

why won't someone tell me what this is about :(

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)

from what I can gather
friz DEFINITELY DIDN'T try and kill himself because piston broke's dog died.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

ha, suicide attempt?
no wai
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

DID FRIZ TRY TO AN HERO?!

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

according to glued eel
personally i've no idea
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

I heard there ABSOLUTELY WASN'T any ladies underwear or unconciousness going on
this is only what I'm guessing from what other people have posted.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

in short, I have no idea either

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

Lets just hope he´s feeling better today
Poor little flower
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

~~little~~ ickle
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

ooh, good call

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

nedroid.com/2009/06/how-to-entertain-beartato/
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ArthurTheRat, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

find something else to obsess over

(

weaver., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

grow a beard

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scott,, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

What if you have one already?

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

that's what double chins are for

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scott,, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

grow another one somewhere else

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

I already have :(
It is you isn't it/
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diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

Every time you think about it, smack yourself in the face.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

That's a very, very good plan.

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diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

have a good solid two-fisted wank

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

Is this 'something' Michael Jackson?

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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

haha

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

Yes
No

Maybe

No

Yes

No
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diffy maybs, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

I really want it to be.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

I've not heard anything from Mary J Blige recently

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

no
it's billy mays
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

RIP MICHAEL JORDAN

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

Hello B3ta
I hope all your toes are stub free and you are all looking forward to the weekend.
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

this post just made me laugh
due to a connection to an offline event that just occurred

thought you should know
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

Did you just stub your toe and are laughing ironically?
great times.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

i'm afraid not
sorry to disappoint
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

bad times still great forum banter

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

i was about to type out the reason but i couldn't be bothered in the end

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

d velope
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)

exactly

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

+table

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

I've just given the amp a quick dust-off
I've spent the past hour playing bass with headphones on. I'm now marginally deaf and my left index finger is calloused the the point of complete numbness. GET IN.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

Also, Chester Races tomorrow
Wheeeeeeeee horsies
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

lol subject line euphemism lol

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

:D
I done a rofl
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

yeah, too fucking right

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

Go easy, Mrs.Sp@m is having a hard time at the moment.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

That reminds me of when pistons dog died and Friz kept making fun of the fact his dog had died.
Oh man that was funny and probably completely without consequence.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)

Friz, who none of us want dead?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

THE VERY SAME.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

what's this whole thing about, i must have missed it

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

We can't talk about it because *blank* is having a very hard time at the minute.
If anyone gives *blank* a hard time then they'll no doubt get stepped by *blank*
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

i see
i guess the idea that anything you post online becomes fair game has been disregarded then
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

I'm imagining you saying this dressed as Terry Wogan or Lily Savage.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

the economy
bees
giants
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

I forgot about that.
How double standarded.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

Awww, that's lovely.
I was meant to be hosting a BBQ tonight but it's absolutely pissing it down.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

I've not stubbed my toe once this month, so far.
I'm not going to go as far as sayin' it's the best month of my life ever, but it's cirtainly lookin' good.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

a few weeks ago I was walking through my house in the dark and walked into a door
I stubbed my toe on the door, my elbow hit the inside and I was chewing on my thumb nail which caused my nail to slice my gum and I punched myself in the nose, then hit my forehead on the door.

Good times.
(

Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

It's been a fair while since I've stubbed my toe.
I'm looking forward to working with a hangover tomorrow.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

My toes are stub free
My index finger on my left had however is fractured and an intersting shade of purple. It had a fight with a mallet. The mallet won.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

I'm wearing steel toe boots.
My weekend will be the usual. Work, pub, work, pub.

And I hope you too will have a good weekend.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

Until just now, I thought unscrutable meant something that couldn't be criticised, rather than something that couldn't be understood.
Which is understandable, what with the word scrutiny and all.
What has recently made you feel a right thickums?
(

ArthurTheRat, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

Loads of stuff
*shrugs* it's just as well I'm sexy.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

TALK TO ME D:

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)

Hello lovelyface
are you with Paul?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

Not yet, in about 15 mins hopefully :)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

It'll be then.
I don't have your number
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

EEEEEEE :D

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

Are you hiding in his beard?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

xy tsquare
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

my manager telling me he had to show the new girl double entry O_o
i emailed him after with a polite WTF. I now know it´s an accountancy thing.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

Not a day doesn't go by where something doesn't make me feel completely stupid.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)

My complete inability to get an access form to work correctly
Still no idea why it isn't working
(

magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)

I made Gonzo feel like an idiot
As for me... erm, can't think of anything right now.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

I'm going to be honest with you Jim Bob.
If today's thing that makes me feel stupid is that I didn't know wigan is famous for pies, then I'm going to mark it up as a good day.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

I didn't know that either

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

Neither did I.
Nor did I care.
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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

I don't even know what pies are

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

It's a well-known fact that b3tans prefer salads.

(

thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

sorry, can't reply anymore
I'm off out for a 20km run and a fight with a bear
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

it´s wright pies isn´t it?
? :/
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

Pea wet!

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

I'm okay with all the IT problems we get at work
except Microsoft Outlook. I just don't get it. I don't get why it never works how it should or why it mysteriously decides it no longer likes passwords or doesn't want to accept password changes or why it's just shit or why it has to be used at all.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

it pisses me off when users accidentally click ´work offline´
then blame IT

GRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

dear IT
i clicked "work offline" three hours ago but i still haven't done any work. what are you going to do about it?

yours

spacefints
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spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)

i'm really grateful for the presence of IT bods where i work
we get some proper mental problems, and i'm really glad they're not my job to fix
(

spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

Thats because it's shit
Load on Thunderbird instead

Edit:- I have found if anyones .pst file is bigger that 2gb then its doomed for failure
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

yup
I´m getting an arcmail appliance so people can just access any emails quickly without having to worry about outlook, archiving etc..

also so the bosses can snoop around
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

Nobody lets me decide NHS policy :(

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

Gutted

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

USB 2.0

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

The Physics behind Doppler Ultrasound.
I've given up understanding it in too much depth now.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

did you mean: inscrutable?
I don't understand the difference between inscrutable and unscrutable

see also: flammable and imflammable
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

Flammable and Inflammable mean the same thing
Blame the Romans. Or something.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

I may have just Googled that as I had no idea myself

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

i'm right naive me, but happy

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

ooh, you pigeon-chested abattoir creeper

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

you can't even pet a little doggie without it inspecting your charms

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

later on we'll be meeting a super trooper in a brown mini cooper with a pooper scooper and that'll be super duper

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

tonight we'll be meeting a tramp with a lamp and a little bit of cramp, a judge with a grudge and a little bit of fudge
and a dirty doctor with a duck on his desk
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

it's at about this time of night i like to slip a caramac under a squirell

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

I heard that rumour

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

i know, i started it

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

you lying get

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

no you lying get

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

I don't think there'll ever be a television programme to equal that one
my dad used to watch it but he'd change channel if you walked in on him so people didn't realise he was laughing his arse off at two blokes with carpet samples over their faces
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

it was quite brilliant, lister had me in fits, all of it did really, i wonder why i like the randomnes of that well thought out comedy, and how the dullards on here seem to make such a mess of it, hmmm

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

Hurray, I have the house to myself for a few hours.
But I can't drink :(
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)

why not?

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

Have to collect my da later.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

bad times
actually, if you do drink and then lose your license you'll not have this problem in the future
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

True.
Though, technically, because I have a British licence, the Gardaí can't really do much to me.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

well, i don't own a car or know how to drive one
so i think i'm probably fairly safe to get pissed
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

Have one for me.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

i already did

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)

several actually

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

What happened to Wormulus?
Why did he flounce again?
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

that's mister hkudkgflhlhglg to you
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=39915
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

lololol
www.b3ta.com/~Wormulus

who did that?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

oh wait, that'll be the scarf-wearing cockhound himself, flouncing but saving his username for another non-triumphant return

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

he's a true hero of our times

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

i think i'll gaz cr3 our over clocked admin

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

I'd be careful.
That's probably steppable too.

Apparently if you put these words in the correct order, you get stepped. Friz - I - Dead - Wish - Was
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

i was cautioned for having a 'standby troll acount'

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

Yeah it's basically turning into a fascist dictatorship on here.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

hahaha

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

srsly
jesus man, it's for keeping my name safe from the real trolls if i ever change it temporarily
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

What's up with him now, the twat?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

who honestly gives a shit?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

True, true.
Hello Gilgy Plops. Plans for the night?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

bugger all, my plans have been disrupted by offline stuff

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

Whats "offline"?

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

you know when your Linux network drivers won't compile?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

That's never happened to me, I have 14 backup routers all ready to go at all times.
I feel everything that doesn't involve internet is deemed worthless and has no value in the universe. External influences imply that there are influences away from internet that affect internetting, letting them exist is your first mistake.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

oooh baby talk networky to me, yes

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

Putting "Road" instead of "Avenue"on our wedding invitations...

:(
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Jobe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

Brainiac-worshipping teachers.
If by "recently" you mean "seven years ago".
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

We're all going to die.
And there are no more pies.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

BM
Turn 360 degrees, and walk away from b3ta ↺
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

he'd just be facing b3ta again then wouldn't he?

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)

i'm no good at math

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

newfags can't QuadForce
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

newfags?

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

Pfft.
Newfag.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

what?
is this a joke at my expense? i'm only trying to find out what it means
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

YOU ARE BEING TOO OBVIOUS

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

don't get upset dave
it's just the internet
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

lol


                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

:-D

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)


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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

I like this

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)

This is too big for my brain.

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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

congrats on newsletter

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

can't he, pehaps you should gaz him

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

or FUCKING ANGLE TRIFORCE

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

i´m ashamed that you host with 1and1
they are complete shits
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

wait, popular forum user 'El Guiri' personally recommended them to me
was i mislead?
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

As if anyone cares what you think.
More likely is that you are a massive cunt, and managed to piss someone off.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

This is the cancer that is killing /b/3ta

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

It's one of those internet jokes.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

one of those 'memes' we hear so much about these days?

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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

I believe this is one of them, yes.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

the internet eh
what a crazy place
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well, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

Dear baldmonkey.
I have been going out with my girlfriend for a year and a half. Everything has been going well, but lately our ship's engines have stalled, we are miles from land, and below us the mighty kraken stirs.
What should we do?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

Split up.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

We may not have time.
The kraken is approaching.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

Her mum?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

or spice things up with chilli oil on the buttplug

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

Figgin is done properly with Ginger

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

Ah well, practice makes perverts.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

Familiarity breeds attempt.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

Famillial breeding results in mentalness.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

And Wicklow accents.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

professional
must try that
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Dear Deardry

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

please dry my deers
yours,
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

Swab the decks and shiver your timbers

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Malaka omdz, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

Communication is important in a relationship.
Having said that, from hell's heart you should stab at her; for hate's sake you must spit your last breath at her.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)

Suggest a threesome, then ask her if both her sisters are free next time she nips out.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

Buy a scarf, I predict an onset of cold weather

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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

Your winky 1:1
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

My oh my

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

Thank fuck I'm not from Wigan.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

Yeah, because that's the least of your worries.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

You always come up with comments that are completely irrelivent to the conversation, and appear out of the blue.
What on earth does coming from Wigan got do with anything?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

Quite a lot if you're running for election as Mayor of Wigan.
Wigan's mayor has the tallest mayoral hat in the country, and the third nicest chain.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)

I demand pictorial evidance.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

First you must defeat the three guardians of the Mayoral Wardrobe.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

Wigan is famous (well, it is up North anyway) for its love of pies.
You haven't lived until you've had a Wigan pie.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

Ohhh, ok then.
You outside-m25ers have strange ways about you, I'm quite indifferent to pies.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

Pies are, mostly, borring.
I don't see why people go mad over them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

You know gonzo, back in world war 2 the allies ate a lot of pies.
And you know who didn't?
That's right, Mussolini.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

Why would I want to eat the kind of food they made because there was a food ration?
It's like the 50s-00s, along with the influx of such wonderous cuisen never happened.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

PIES ARE FOR VICTORY.
If it wasn't for pies they'd be jackbooting up Shaftesbury Avenue even as speak.
Good day to you sir.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

Now, now, I can see why they needed pies in Cornwall, stop all the tin getting in the dinner.
But as lahndahnah, I'm quite happy with my pot of jellied eels.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

you know who love pies gonz, australians, they even have drivethru pie places, imagine that

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

Places where you can drive through pies?
They must be huge pies.
Or tiny cars.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Pies are fantastic.
I'm talking about decent home-made ones though, not the greasy meatless pukka pie type things.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

Ah
I guess baklava fulfills all your pie needs.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Oh great, now I'm confused again.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Baklava is a type of greek pie.
During the Greek war of independence from Troy, the greeks would smear Baklava pie on their faces so they wouldn't be recognised.
This is where we get the word balaclava from.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)

Greek? [citation needed].

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

It means people or things from Greece, or relating to, or pertaining to Greece.
e.g. Hercules, Feta Cheese, Sodomy.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

I refute your claim that Baklava was invented by the greeks.
Don't get me wrong, they're happy to eat it, much like the rest of the middle east, but to say they invented it? Woooh neally, I doubt that very much.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Yes. Greek.
Read wikipedia if needs.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

That well found unreputed fountain of knowladge.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Baklava
It's an Eastern dish. Popular in Greece, Turkey, Iran etc. Well, it's more of a snack. Bloody gorgeous it is too.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

My answer was better.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

You didn't really have much competition though.

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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

wigan is famous for pies

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weaver., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

See Gonzo?

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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

Yes.
He's flashing in the park outside.
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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

Knowing the man, I'm not surprised.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Best get your binoculars out clenabulus !
Because I'm standing quite far away, and your eye-site isn't as good as it used to be. Binoculars help you see far distances, which this would be an optimum situation. You wouldn't want to miss something like that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

Gonzo, you're right outside my window and I have an electron microscope.
How much more is needed, for god's sake?
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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

I see you baby, shakin' 'em electrons, shakin' 'em electrons.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

I did wonder when it was going to happen.
I think I'd like to know when I was going to die.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

I *blank* Esme was *blank*

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

Is there a blankety blank checquebook and pen for the winner?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

Spellingfail, right there Jim.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

Not being upside down fail there, a Phádraig.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)

Get a job, Hippy.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)

umop apisdn
lol turn your head around.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

I lazy Esme was poundingmybeanoverDGsfacebookpicturesandigotslitgrotallovermyspinnychair

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

She didn't reply because she's gone for another frig.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

Yes, I'm sure this was the reason.
She hasn't gone to tell the police on you or anything.
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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

OH GOD! Now you're thinking about doing it too!
Can't you woman keep your fannies in your trousers for one bleeding minute!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

*counts to sixty*
WOOHOO!
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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

Hahahahaha
"Tell the police on you".

OhmeGOSH, you are SUSH an imature bastard, I only mugged you and beat you up, and you went and told the police on me? Oh man, I'm gonna SOO get you after school.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

Nicely noticed, Gonz :)

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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

Hello
❝ℰىℳ℮❞. I am fucking about with character map again, as I am so very very bored.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

I'm going to play around with ASCII Dave.
Your playful spirit is infectious.

                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Font change!
Ｃａｒｅｆｕｌｎｏｗ，Ｇｉｌｇａｗｉｌｌｋｉｔｔｅｎｕｓ！
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

I feel weird after sleeping all day, bleh.
I have to chauffeur my da around tonight.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

GUTTED

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)

Dear baldmonkey
I feel stuck in a dead-end job, with no prospects of advancement, yet I lack the enthusiasm and inspiration to continue. It is as though my life is in a slump and I can't pull myself out of it. To make matters worse I am imprisoned in a labyrinth and with every step I take, the hot breath and cruel eyes of the Minotaur bear down upon me like Nemesis.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

It is often easy to lose motivation when unemployed.
And during a recession it can feel like you will never work again. Have you tried tying a piece of string to the entrance of the labyrinth, and using it to find you're way back?
My phoneline this week can help.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

Resign.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

I think you've just posted my feelings
Apart from the Minotaur bit. I'm riding a unicorn towards Atlantis.
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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

i know that feeling, i've had it quite a bit lately
go to a conference or two where there might be better work. hand out business cards. consume the refreshments. it'll feel productive if nothing else
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spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

You're no doctor.

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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

Neither was Spock.
Well, Doctor Spock was.
Mister Spock wasn't though.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

This is true.
But to be fair, it was Scotty who was more likely to remind everyone of their mortality.
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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

Damnit clendrix I'm a doctor not an engineer

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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

Then I'll ask you to kindly remove your hands from my head gasket, please.

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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)

Would you rather I touched up your spark plugs?
*wink wink*
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)

*contacts Enterprise HR*

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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

go easy, i'm having a hard time of it at the moment

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

I'd better not jokingly say anything bad then or I might get stepped.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)

Dear Baldmonkey
I haven't had a pie for about two years.

Love

Me
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

No pies there?
Not even Le Pie?
Shit.
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thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

Not even Piepie le Pie
Terrible state of affairs
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might, for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom in the grave whither thou goest.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

Good afternoon.
In light of the current economic climate it is crucial that we, the internet, must remain positive at all times.
How are you supporting your nation's morale?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

I went to the repatriation today

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

I'm going to buy a new car

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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

A german car?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

Made of jews?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

Of course

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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

I'm smiling and waving at people I don't know,
then following them to their cars.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

Eating pies.

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SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

I just got up.
Again.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

You shouldn't take James Brown lyrics so literally.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

My knees are knackered now :(

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

I might just become fat and jolly
for the good of the natio
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

Working late - drinking beer - having a wank.
Possibly not in that order.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

I'm having a late, working my beer and drinking... erm...

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

*wipes away moustache*

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moohalaa, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

I'M chasing lots of dogs to make them squealy and happy.
Don't forget dogs have got feelings too.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

They're fun to shoot, too.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

I've just been patting strangers on the back and saying "It's going to be alright, you know."

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

ahah!
so that was you then!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

Overtime on a Friday when I should be in the pub?
I must be fucking mental.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

I went to the shop as I fancied some microwave popcorn tonight while watching TV
they didn't have any.
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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

I'll probably be here late
and not on overtime or anything

send cake
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

What does glued eel do for a job?
I'm updatin' mai filez.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

cake analysis

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

What sort of testing do you do?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

Same here
Salary is all well and good until you have to stay late with no overtime
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

No, you're just desperate

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SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

Most people who fucks mentals are.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

*applauds*

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SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

I probably won't be able to make it to your bash now, I have to comit to moving stuff out of my parents house that weekend, but I could turn up for an hour or two.

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SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

Damn, maybe you can convince them that you'll do it on sunday?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

Well, I probably will do it Sunday
but I need to get down there, visit my mother, visit my father, visit my family from singapore who are visiting... etc.
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SuperMatt, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

Fair 'nuff =)

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Well don't do it then

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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

It's one of those 'if I don't do it, I'll get bollocked for not completing the project I'm managing' catch-22 situations.
I don't want to be here, but I really have no choice.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

Bah
Get extra drunk later to make up for it
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

I will.
This will also be my first venture to thepub since stopping smoking last Saturday.

All my friends are the type of hearltess cunts that will goad me into starting again. I'm afraid I may crumble in a drunken moment.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

TORCHWOOD?!

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

It's so unrealistic! Fucking hell.
If things were that bad, Dr Who would drop in. I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

yay, steph wrote back, now i need to play it cool, no bumhole yet but a nice photo attached
Hello My dear
How are you today? I am more than happy in your reply which i told you to contact me.and How was your days? Mine, well i thank God for keeping me till this moment here in Dakar Senegal.My name is stephanie Koneh i am 23 years old from Ivory Coast in West Africa and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in dakar as a result of the civil war going on in my country, please don't be discourage for hearing this.
My late father Dr Oliver Koneh was the personal advicer to the formal head of state (Late Dr Robert Guei) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father.It was only me is alive now and i managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am leaving now.I would like to know more about you.
Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.Attached here is my picture.
Hoping to hear from you soonest.
Regard
Miss stephanie
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

Ooh, was the attached picture a bumhole?

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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

>:(

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

We all want to know about Dakari bumholes

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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

By the way mongy put "no bumhole yet"
im guessing not
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

I can't be expected to read stuff
What do you think this is, THE FUTURE?
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

I thought cr3 banned that account?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

He did
This is a weird mongychops dressing up game thing
(__, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

oh hai friz ^_^ how are you today? you ok mate? bearing up?

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

Go easy dewd, he's having a hard time at the moment.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

4eva n are hartz

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

he did, but i emailed her, we are now email buddies

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

You are a massive liar, Mongychops.
Why must you lie to us so?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

mongy replied directly to the e-mail address I think.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

Picture eh?
Was it of bumhole?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)

no, but she is pretty
her father appears to have been very famous on google, perhaps i should send a picture of my bumhole, get the balls rolling
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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

You'll have to shove a sharpie up it, otherwise they won't believe it's you.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

I think you should send her your passport and bank details if you're serious about taking this to bumhole picture level.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

nice
I know a guy in Dakar who emailed me today. Ask her things about the rebel alliance and the ´force´.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

dakar is the noise helicopters make

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spacefish bong!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

HAHA SCORE!
Was she all AIDsy and scabby? Ask her about the Refugee Camp Internet Cafe.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

man, those camps have everything

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mongychops, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

Makes me sick
all my tax dollars paying them for free wifi and a latte.
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magnum, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

Must be fake.
She isn't asking you to look after her deceased father's 36 million Senegal dollar fortune.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

No fucking work ethic son, that's your problem.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

if you are asian this is ok

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

I never had you down as a racist Wormulus.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)

just...
don´t
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

No.
I'm white, young, good looking and from the North.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

hmmm like me
but doing overtime...
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

Worst idea for a film ever?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/entertainment/8143738.stm
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

Oh Dave.
*shakes head*
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Jobe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

I know. It should have been otters, not a beaver.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

No, it went to I love horses...
Bad Dave.
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Jobe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

No it bloody didn't.
Are you mental?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

I hate you and all that you have done.

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Jobe, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

FUCK YOU
caught that just before the sound kicked in.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

Eh?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

Link switching bastard
nevvsbbc . co . uk/1/low/entertainment/8143738.stm
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

?
newsbbc.co.uk/ that seems to be a holding page.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

Hyperion Cantos is going to be directed by Scott Derrickson :((((((

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

What's that?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

Epic sprawling sci-fi with the most awesome monster ever

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

And a flying carpet

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

I dispute your monster claim,
tell me about the monster.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)

Aw, no
A complex interweaving story being directed by the guy who brought us the remake of the Day The Earth Stood Still?

Great.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

They will cock it up
It needs to be done as a series of high quality movie length tv episodes.

Not as one movie.

Also news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8143977.stm You never see Gaddafi and Gonzo in the same room now do you? eh?eh?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

I can't wait to see if I'm more or less disappointed than when I watched the HHGTTG movie

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

I want to see if they make a movie of Olympus
And if so will they do the god sex scene...
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

*waggles finger*

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

also, I think The Runaways is going to be shit
www.imdb.com/title/tt1017451/
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

From the above posts I can tell that's somethng LOUD
Can't click because I'm waiting to get my hair done at the hairdressers.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

They're bullying me :-(
Hover over the link and you will see it is BBC!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)

nevvs

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

WHAT?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

sorry /talk - this is not a cake
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue386/
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rob, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

You're fatter than all of us combined.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

are you calling us fat?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Whose motorcycle is this?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Not yours. Two wheels could never support you.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Why is that?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

I'll let you do the honours if you like?
I'm quite tired.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

BECAUSE HE'S FRED FLINTSTONE AND HE HAD ROLLERS ON HIS CAR YABA DABA DOOOOOOO!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

You ruined that, DG. I'm going to make a video game about you but accidentally make a typo so that it's "Monkey Gums".

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

D': yaba daba don't do it :'(

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

G B
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

HALFBREED!
Hello.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

*pokes*

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

HELLO SPIDER

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

HIYA SPIDEY!

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

It's not a motorcycle it's a helicopter.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

That thing by Joel really made me laugh.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

I liked Piston_Broke's answer to the bloke on QOTW who claimed to run a homeless shelter

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

I'm not looking for that.
Link me up, linkbitch!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/tramps/post474323
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

Right...

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

Self deprecation is his comic nesh

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

I just snorted and had to pretend it was a sneeze.
Very funny.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

That Top Tips site is one of the most depressing things I've seen
Especially the sad little pictures of people holding their sad little inventions (the one with the rock covered in glitter stands out)
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

~~rock~~ child
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

Oh no, even worse
The picture of the vase filled with cutlery

It's all making me :(
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

dear cr3, please ban this person who is posting LINKS on TALK
i am SHOCKED
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

~~SHOCKED~~ Wormulus
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

don´t insult me you pleb

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

Oh come on Seb, we know it's you.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

If you put http://www.b3ta.com/talk into the Doomwatch thing
it tells you that there is nothing to fear!
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

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