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# New comp maybe?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:39, archived)
# heh. not glitter, but still a...
singer.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Noooooo
*runs and hides*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:48, archived)
# What do you do when your subject lands on your head?

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Lovely!
We like Kat!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:34, archived)
# I misread subject
as sister. Now am I imagining my sister on my head.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Yeah
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:38, archived)
# insert "she can land on my head anyday" joke

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)
# she can land on my head anyday! rofl
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# take a shot!

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Veh good
As usual
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:39, archived)
# I want JOOS too
:)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:39, archived)
# :)
Kat likes Joos.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:41, archived)
# She's
Got big feet for a chick!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# wow
truly fantastic
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# "Joos"? Haha
Woo
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:51, archived)
# You, sir, are the tits
Very nice!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
Image hosting by Photobucket

I think they know more than we give them credit for
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# *agrees*
well done

*clicks*

/may be drunk
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# haha
clicks indeed
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)
# He looks a bit bemused
to be giving a speech from behing a wheely bin
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Hehehe....
Anyone ever watch "Hey Arnold?" The theme park on there is called Wanky land...creases me up every time I see it!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:33, archived)
# On Married With Children
.. her maiden name is Wanker too... :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Married with Children is one of the best shows of all time
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# woo
*clicks*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Some of us do.
Haha. Enemy combatants! To Gitmo with them.

I'll spare you my vitriol. I'm in an everpresent state of alarm with this clown pulling his stunts on the world.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Bindun?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

n probably better too
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# dunno....I want that one! :)

and woo seams!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:33, archived)
# now get out of my head
moments later the rescue attempt was to end in tragedy...

looks real to me...
Click for teh big



see this for reason. like it needed one....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Cor!
Woo!

*calls Abandonship*


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Fake
No etc....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:25, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
*prods giraffe until it dies*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:27, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# but
I was rescuing it
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# I know!
I was trying to drown the fecker!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)
# aww
that's no fair
well, if you were going to do something productive with the body, then maybe, like feed a village or cure cancer or cut holes in it and sell a few minutes alone with it for 3 quid a pop
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# RAR!!!

Scarey quick scetch!

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Yikes!
*poos*


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)
# That
is one naaaaaasty peice of blonde hair
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)
# pffft!
Thass gonna take more than mousse to keep it down!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:20, archived)
# hairgel?

*hides somthing about mary DVD*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# pffft...
I see what you mean about the mouse...!

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:28, archived)
# yum!

He's eating it tail first :D
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Flossing the previous one away with this one's tail


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# boing!

Pfft! It's lightning!

I just drew this in 1min 19 secs for you :P

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahaa!
I love you!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:30, archived)
# *loads shotgun*

bring them on, i've been waiting for just this very day.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I love the moon's three nipples
Woo! But why three?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# one's a nose, Dur!

EDIT: And you can just make out the dancing bananananana!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Tsk!
the moon has six nipples like any other mammal, the other three are on the dark side of the moon to feed the albino moon babies and keep their fair moon skin out of the harmful rays of the sun.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# The real doctor Phil.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Dr. Phil who?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Dr. Who?


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Dr. Dr.

Give me a cure i've got a...bad case of lovin' yooooo!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:34, archived)
# doc, doc, doc, doc, doctor beat
won't you help me doctor beat...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Yeeeoooww!

AAAAHH Don't need nooo Doctor!! /Steve Marriott - Humble Pie
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Phil
.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Dr. Myeyes?


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Not exactly sure why....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Well
There was an episode of Ren and Stimpy where he wore a get-up like that.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# shadup yoooou eeeeediot!!!


/ren :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:13, archived)
# I,
still can't believe that got banned
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Or
that you can't get it on region 2 dvd
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Banned?
I thought Nikolodeon pulled it because they made it crap after they fired the guy who made it?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Apparently
they thought that his methods were "unsuitable" so they banned all of his episodes and I think they got some crap-arse team to make new ones that didn't really work
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Unfortunately John K's website has gone
as there was some great newer stuff on there too. A sad demise :(
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Fantastic!
Thanks for that :) Didn't realise he had created another site when www.spumco.com went away.

Joy!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:25, archived)
# His episodes weren't banned
except for a couple that were rather "adult" in nature and never made it to TV in the first place.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# They should have kept the tooth loss episode
Best advert for cleaning your teeth ever... Still makes me cringe
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Did you happen to catch
Blazing Entrails?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Not too good on the episode names
Got a load of them on video in the loft though, so I might have to dig them out tonight :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:30, archived)
# he put a lot of bumgay type references in his cartoons
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# this is one reason why I love them
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:30, archived)
# yaay!
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!

Everyone wants a log!
You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log!
Everyone needs a Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)
#
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahaa!
I got 'Log of the Mounties' for Christmas!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:20, archived)
# I always thought Powdered-Toast Man was better
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I had a powdered toast man t-shirt
That show was awesome
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Quick man, cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# our country reeks of trees
our yaks are really large
and they smell like rotting beef carcasses
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Monocular
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:10, archived)
# woo
Are the camera and dog bolted to the spot during an earthquake?

EDIT: don't moan at me!!! I know what it is.. I was just perverting it
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:10, archived)
# What If....
It's the camera and dog moving and the man is staying still?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# or,
the man has parkinsons disease?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Maybe
just that.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Oooh how queer.
Looks like the pooch has done a blue tiddle.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Careful now
You'll get a nosebleed over here
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Oh I say!
Image hosting by TinyPic

monocleists of the world unite!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:17, archived)
#
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)
# "Hello sailor"
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Clicky Clicky Let's Get Sticky!


A drawing I drew last night regarding digital art
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Argh
no free hand
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# W-eye knot?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# marvellous,
great escher!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Thanks,
but it seems I am only good at ripping off other artist's styles, although sometimes I make them my own
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# ooh lovely
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# eshertastic
very nice
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Wonderful!
Love Escher, and this as well.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# oooooh
are they mobus hands?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Ver' nice
It's all gone a bit arty this afternoon. Well, two of us have.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Yeah
I like your Count Snackula, very Nosferatu-ish
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# well, I try, but I have an enormous
lack of talent . . .

*points to post below*


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Haddock!



(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# SMILE
you get one, no matter what
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# what? a smile!?
Cor! If this made you smile, then I'm smiling too!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:17, archived)
# I see no fish
Nice though, both this and 7ilby's.

Edit: Pffft, a big old ninja pffft!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:16, archived)
# What are you talking about?


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)
# I'm talking 'bout sex baby
I'm talking 'bout you and me
I'm talking 'bout all the good things and the bad things that may be.
I've got no idea...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Psst!
I think he's coming on to you
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Shhh!
I've been grooming him for weeks!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Well
that's a load of nonse-sense
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Ah!
But can it be milked?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahaha! that was fast
but not quite s-paedo enough!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Arf!
Well I think you're going to be very very disappointed...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Bah!
you're not a GIRL are you?


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I'm Batman
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Ooooh, very nice.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# moooole
moleymoleymoleymoley
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Modern day equivalent.
He'd be impressed.
/actually clicks for once.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Many Thanks
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Is it for Help The Aged?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:37, archived)
# genius
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Sorry


Obviously not that sorry, else I wouldn't have posted it.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Warning
"may contain traces of nut"

arf.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# pffft!
Wish I'd thought of shopping that in!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# do it now
arf btw
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Bonzer!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# For all your nut needs
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)
# That's false advertising
that nut is clearly no longer in a nutshell
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)
# yay!
top pun!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# not magenta enough
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Count Snackula
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Cor! What a skinny fridge!
I'd starve! V. Woo! drawding though!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# top art there.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Cheers
It's amazing what boredom and no internet access at a temp job can produce. It makes me wonder how much work I'd get done if I didn't have broadband at home.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)
# haha
nice one
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# i like this a lot
well done.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# the man reminds me of something...
...not sure what though!

woo-age at the artistry
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Must have pizza.....
There's too many great things on the board. Whew. I have to go walk my enthusiasm off.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Right! Hands up who wants a banana dancing on the moon!



(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# LUNAR BANANA!

*dances*

woo yay! (:
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# To be honest I did not think that I did want one,
but it transpires that maybe I do after all.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Bananas!
In the nuddy!
And they're dancing on the moon!

Magical!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# that's the best lunar fruit boogie
i've seen this afternoon! :)
Woo!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# *dances*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:59, archived)
# i certainly do,
if anything to move the large text post further down.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)
# The one I read less than two words of before fecking ignoring?


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# that would be a good guess.
oh well it's gone now.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# *furiously raises hand*
I'm loving all these new pun-free anims!

The one with Pot yesterday was genius!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Hehehe!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)
# of course!
hahahaha!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)
# oooh I'll see your lunar banana
and raise you a rocket banana!!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaaaaaa!
I love this so much!



(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# It's the flip flops
It's all about the flip flops
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# i go on the phone for two mins
and miss the catch
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Hehehe!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Haha
Ace!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)
# yes yes yes
where do I put my hand up?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Oooh!
*giggles*


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Right
that's 6998 posts. I'm going to go away and come back when I've done something worthy of 7000.
Bye all!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Byes!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# How delightful!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:01, archived)
# woo and yay
but is there a lion hiding in the back there?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# no
it's a dog! Lunar Rover!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# He's got some smashing moves
Woo! *clicky
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Thankies! you an' all!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] just for all..
those ppl who are growing sick to t'back teeth



of USA b*ll*cks.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# ris
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# exactly.
Why would Americans see Abu Hamza as a USA flag wearing patriot?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Well,
why not? Americans see everything as belonging to themselves, even non-christian beard-wearing stars of Peter Pan...

tsk, there drops the penny...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# *picks up the penny*
no.

I don't see why abu hamza would be considered american.

it's not really offensive to americans (although maybe to abu hamza) so much as a bit confusing.

oh well, at least I got a penny out of it.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:54, archived)
# ok,
he's got hooks for hands.

Perhaps if I'd stuck a capital letter A in a circle on his chest, he'd have been captain america, but CA wasn't in Peter Pan. And, 'banging' (as in sticking) Tinker Bell on his shoulder wouldn't have been correct either, as she never sat on Captain Hook's shoulder in the catroon.

And, I'd like that penny back for my 99p burger, please.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Silly steponfrog
Crack is not biscuits.

STOP SMOKING CRACK!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Yes, you're all right...
I'll just chew my own tits off.

Thanks of the corrective behaviour treatment.

worked well in my perverted own little tiny, tiny mind
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Is it cakes so we don't have to pay VAT?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Other way round
/jaffa "cakes" are biscuits.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# No...they is cakes
www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A185104

"At present the Jaffa Cake is classified as a cake"

The tax is on chocolate biscuits as a luxury item.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:15, archived)
# cuntbadgers
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Americans see even their enemies as belonging to them?
Naaaaw. Why deliberately bomb your own property? (Although they do seem to be good at inadvertant friendly fire)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I doubt 'they' would want to claim
abu hamza is american. especially considering they want to extradite and prosecute him.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Fuck yeah we do
*runs around, stealing everything, having no awareness of any culture other than her own, believing ridiculous fundamentalist Christian doctrines*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# you can't be American
You're using irony.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:04, archived)
# That'll
be that stuff like metal?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:09, archived)
# How ferric
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:26, archived)
# racism is hilarious
when its not about black people!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:07, archived)
# I've heard
that racism is the new black...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:35, archived)
# I think you dropped these
e o e he o o
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# pfft.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# eeek,
thanks. I thought I'd left them on the counter at Tesco
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# you've improved the situation
immeasurably
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# ...er...
HATE CRIME!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# prolly glass cock
but bird flu foudn in cat scientist baffelled ...

well i'm fooking not

www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13511236,00.html
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# you'll be wanting the
links board

edit: that woman who swallowed the fly will be buggered.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# would that be
because the cat ate the bird
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# There was an old woman
who swallowed a fly...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Why'd she do that?
I think she'd die.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Naw
i reckon she'd die if she swallowed a dog though.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# I heard about that.
she got E coli poisoning and died.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I don't know why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

Edit: piss. mind the piss.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Was that after the woman swallowed the bird,
because she swallowed the spider, because she swallowed the fly?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# ...and in English?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# In a thread-jacky sort of way here's something I've found and would like to share with the internet
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# misspelled word not in dictionary shocker!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Count Vanderhoff mentioned it below
and it bugs me
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# What? me? where?
*bugs*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Jolly Jack I think
I wasn't singling you out for criticism, lots of people spell it like that

*twitches*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# I DEMAND you find proof.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# well you're not on glasscocx
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Sneaky ninja

...but I took a screenshot*

*may be a lie
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# oh look it's me.
i like the quote below vanderhoff.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)
# pfffft!
rumbled!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Leave it!
/East-end bouncer
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Arf!
You pendant!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# let's make up a meaning for this word
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# a type of jam.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# to be in a semi permanent trance state
or something
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# a certain stance
necessary to exist
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# *opens up dictionary*
Were you looking for this word?

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:52, archived)
# The state of being
an avid follower of Jean-Paul Sartre
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I loved his Tubular Bells album

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# No longer istance

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:55, archived)
# I think this thread only substantiates the theory that it is possible to contemplate existance :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:56, archived)
#
i like how they have a bird flu interactive map
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# "scientist baffelled"
nothing in that news reports about baffled scientists...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:25, archived)
# That sewing gig went down well.

And the rehersal:
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# is that rob?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# it's my mum,
actually.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Your mum
is rob?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# eh...
I would.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# she's 55!
She wouldn't play the "change of life"
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# But would she play
the pink oboe?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Dad.
Shut up!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Rats!
Rumbled.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# ..still...
..would...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# looks like its a
dress rehearsal
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# curtains
but if the dress was that size... Michelle McManus would be wearing it.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# seamless
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# i'm sure i've seen these before
ages ago.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# the rehearsal one yes
But I got a pic of a crowd to stick in the background. Without it, who'd believe it was a ROCK gig?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Brillogs!

Testify!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# come on
beckham managing a 4 figure number
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Do you live in London?
And if so, did you read the metro yesterday? Pure genius.

Beckham said he couldn;t help his 6 year old son with his Maths homework. His son is at a school in Madrid that teaches the British National Curriculum so questions would be like, If you had 50p and bought a pencil for 17p and a rubber for 3p, how much change would you have?

He came out with a great soundbite too.

"It's totally done different to the way I was teached...."

I'm bloody glad it is....
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Not me Guv
Wild west of Wales.

But it was all over the crackling televisual box in the corner of the room
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# It makes you wonder how he writed his autobiography

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
are you sure david can remember his?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# he has it tattooed
in inch-high letters on the back of his hand
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Hehe
how rare
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha!
super!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# berilliant duck.
you've found your form recently, the flamingo one was awesome too.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha!
Yor talent makes me green!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Top stuff :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# haha
that's great
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Yes.
This.

Jolly good.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:40, archived)
# hahahaha
top stuff much fun and great drawing too
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Haha
Ace!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# HEE HEE
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Haha!
Great!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha!
...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
#
have you had pictures published in the private eye?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I had some refused once.
Apparently, by the time they shrank them to size, the lines had disappeared. Harumph.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:05, archived)
# I had one rejected last month
it doesn't surprise me particularly, I'm not really Private Eye material. I'm something material, I just don't know what yet.

Maybe The Beano.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Quality!
And Topical!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Just seen this, and it's ACE.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Ooooh Matron!
Woo!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Oh, you!
I'm getting SSS to make me an iPod-domo, how's yours?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# It's great!
I get envious glances on my many sojourns down south. Holly has all of teh sewing skillz0rz!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Hehe have some of that! ;-)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Enter the old dragon?
Sounds like me and my ex in bed!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Arf!
I shall resist the urge to pea roast the same pic twice in one day...... nnnnggg.... there, resisted.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Time for this
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)
# argh!
my sweet ruby loving eyes!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)
# TJ
Can I ask what these new signatures are?

Edit:
|
V
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# I can tell you what they aren't
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# update your profile,
loads of new goodies!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# they're a serious of letters and words
after the username.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# serious?
I'd describe them more as jolly...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:16, archived)
# This is a trick question, isn't it?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Why is it time for that?
/gets teh fear


woo!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)
# because it's between
15:31 and 15:34
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Oh
ok
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# It's now time for something else
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Probably?

Actually, it's almost lunch time. Yay!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# I'm trying to blink at the same speed
but it's too difficult with all this foam coming out of my mouth.
Much woo!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Christ
That's scary!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# always time for that

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# yikes
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:40, archived)
# It is indeed
arf!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Did somebody say something
about wibbly 3D pictures?


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:28, archived)
# wibble wibble!
thats cool
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:29, archived)
# nice sig text
are you a frog?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# no
just a rapist
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Aaah,
the poor thing is terrified.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Now I know what it feels like
to be Michael J. Fox
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Or MrA
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Grand!
that makes my eyes feel weird
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)
# now do norks!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)
# This
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Good idea!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:38, archived)
# aaah
one can always rely on b3ta to come up with the important replies
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Clever.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
#

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Sexy nuns
or someone having hi-jinks with an umbrella
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
# SEXY NUNS!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# SEXY MUMS
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# WITH SEXY BUMS
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# DRINKING SEXY RUMS
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# BECOMING SEXILY NUMB
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# SUCKING SEXY PLUMBS
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# RUBBING THEIR SEXY TUMS!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# GOATSE
Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny - Get this to link to b3ta on Google!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Shower scene
But SFW!

please!

And something fuffie!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
# A confused giraffe
who has inadvertantly wandered into the Thames
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
# THERE'S A GIRAFFE IN THE THAMES!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# GET IT BACK INTO IT'S NATURAL HABITAT QUICK!
PUT IT IN A TANK OF ACID WHERE IT BELONGS! POKE IT WITH STICKS!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# hahahahaha!
^this^
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Norks
Anything with Norks
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)
# fluffie norks!
yes!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# How about:
pip art scarlet and kat
on a roller coaster!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# ooh
^^ this

With a toaster and a pie on a coaster on a poaster, um ... think i will have a lie down now
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# A fat toad under a bridge


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# I've got a bone to pick with you Mr the Hat
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Ooh!
Pick that one!

*points*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Go ahead!
I fear nothing!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Hehe
It's just that the tune to 'Anything Goes' popped into my head this morning and has been
there ALL DAY and I blame you entirely.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# I would too
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# MWWAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
This will clear it!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Thas bazoo!
what software do you use for your anims?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:30, archived)
# UnFreez
it's free, it's easy, it's fab!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)
# woo,
will download when I get home
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha!

Hahaha!




Hahaha!



I thank you.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Lovely stuff

woo animation
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Braw!

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:40, archived)
# i love horses
best of all the animals
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# And a total bitch to draw.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# No they ain't!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# That's a giraffe
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I know what it bloody is, I drew it.
It's a pony. Look at the file name if you don't believe me!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# FACT!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:24, archived)
# And it's not even in the Thames
:(
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# et voila
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:28, archived)
# pffft
hurrah!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:30, archived)
# I see the headline now
'Lost Giraffe in Thames, Mayor shoots with his Nazi jibe time off, declaring London to be an animal free zone'
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaha
WTF! Pony is not whale!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Giraffe!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# can it be milked?

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:49, archived)
# what's going on!
There's no helicopter!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:02, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Bears on trains!

BEARS ON TRAINS!

BEARS ON MOTHER

FUCKING

TRAINS.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Just imagine, a whole family of bears on a freight train, barrelling through alpine hills at 80mph
One of them could be wearing a conductor hat.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Jack kickin' fuck out of his broken ps2..

bugger!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# a lactating sow
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:17, archived)
# nips on some boobies in a blanchmange
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# A hoard of angry sexy female koalas
vandalising a public phonebox, watched by an alarmingly tall elderly toriose.

In the snow.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Mighty Cthulhu
working in McDonalds
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# um
and how is this challenging?

I thought they were all OLD ONES that worked there.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)
# A drunken chicken
on ice
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:19, archived)
# A sausage dog
forcing an albino to wash his tights in a stream
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Top Gear's THE STIG having a fight with TV annoyance Chris Evans over who forgot to clean the bidet.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# TO THE DEATH
evans loses

Rar!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Combat Wombat - the adventures of!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# ^ THAT
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
# This

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)
# T'other
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Engaged in
Mortal Wombat?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)
# THE MOON...
...ON A FUCKING STICK!


Summat with kittens.

Star Wars Characters, but with their sex reversed (femal han, male leia, etc...)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:21, archived)
# um, you mean sex not sexuality
otherwise it will be han and luke gettin' it on! *barfs*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# mind bleach has fixed it.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:28, archived)
# ?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:29, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Luke, I am your Gran
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Sexy nuns.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)
# That's the furthest I've ever seen mindpiss fall
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:28, archived)
# kat on the naughty step because...

or something involving tea and biscuits
/right in the mood
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:25, archived)
# ...because she tried to force her 6 nipples onto pip
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:30, archived)
# ^ This
pretty please
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)
# a kite.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:26, archived)
# A confused monitor lizard
contemplating the futility of existence
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)
# "Tonight I have a date with a rabbit"
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)
# lingerie
archive
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 15:34, archived)

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