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Fiends Reunited

(londoner, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

Thatcher is the undead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

unforunately!

(londoner, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

*forunates*

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

I love Maggie.

Stop wishing she was dead. It's not nice at all.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

edit: do you drive a cab?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

no.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

come fly with me

come fly, come fly away

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

That's chuffing ace.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

Spluffing ace

more like

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

Oh dear

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Grampa, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

Hopefully...

...and then, oh my, the party :/

(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

Why hopefully?

How will it benefit anyone for her to die?

Wishing someone was dead seems to be fucking evil to me.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

yeah,

if they're human...

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

Don't worry

They probably voted for Blair.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

she is a cunt

a hateful old cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

She's just an old woman.

She may have been misguided, but she was always blunt and up front about being a bitch.

I'd take that over Blair's sliming every time.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)

i refer the honourable gentleman to the answer i gave a moment ago

also, just because someone gets old, it doesn't somehow redeem them from their hateful cuntness

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

No, but where does it benefit you for her to die?

except as some sort of vindictive malevolence?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

The World is a slightly better place today...

... without Pinochet in it.

(londoner, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

Thatcher is not Pinochet.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

she's *our* Pinochet

(londoner, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

Hardly

What was our total of Disappeared last time you looked?

(Beatfienduk wonders if we're there yet?., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

it's less 'vindictive' more 'retribution'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

woo to this...

and pearoast from this morning..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)

hahaha

class

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

Hooray for Pinochio pearosts!

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)

To think that it was seen as a good thing

when sun first reached Britain in the 60s...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

hahahahahaha

god, sometimes i really love you monkeon

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

gheyer

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

jealous?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

*lubes up*

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

i wanted to be 'mummy'!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

it's your turn tomorrow

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

ok then

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)

bit nippy in Oban today

I'm going to Spain with the other 5.5m Brits

bloody immigrants

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

top work

AS usual

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

I GOT SUNSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

ON A CLOUDY DAY.

I GOT MONKEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON MAKING MICTOBOY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY....

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

ahaha

you cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

i guess

you'd say

micto - boy - was - all - ways gay!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

i see you have assumed the sucking position

and quite rightly so!

*un-zips*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

hahaha

excellent

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gravytrain, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

haha

Lots of suns...brilliant

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

hahaha

fantastic!

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Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

Sunshine was technically introduced in the 50's.

It was trialled in Bath on 5th August 1956. The success saw another trial in Skegness on 19th September 1958, and then widespread adoption in England in the early part of the 60's.

It was introduced in Wales in on 5th August 1976 (to mark the anniversary). It is yet to be introduced to Scotland.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

hahaha to this.

and monkeon's post.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

mmm

b3tapedia

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

'Tis woo!

Have a celebratory beardy.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

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Curis, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

i'm still undecided as to whether this show is quite cool or utter pants

my opinion swings with each episode

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

If you

watch an episode of Darkplace before watching Torchwood, then it becomes rather entertaining.

I think of it as Garth Marenghi’s Dr Who.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)

hahaha

I'm going to try that.
Though the acting in Darkplace is a lot more convincing.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

Scorchio!

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fuscous, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

chris waddle

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

Boutros Boutros Ghali

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fuscous, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

ha ha ha!!

i'd forgotten that line

:D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)

eh teh tet tet tet tet, et tet e tet e tet

^ this

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

Ha Ha

W00!

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Ian Woosnam, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

Splendid stuff

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

Bigger!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

woo!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

yay.

i hope we'll see this many more times.
i think.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

Maybe one more

depends if people like it.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

that's so cool

woo!

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Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

that is a top cool pic

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

tops!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

Nice

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

*bows down*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

*takes advantage*

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

Sorry about the threadwastage but woo to me. I was on the Ian Campfield show on XFM this morning!

For anyone who heard it I was the one talking about the, totally innocent, altercation at the massage parlour.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)

Cheers.

Can we go now?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

I did wait 15 minutes with no posts before posting it!

Not as if it's overly busy.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

this news makes me want to fuck things!

also i was at the xfm gig on saturday. i met genuine celebrities and covertly milked myself down their legs

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gravytrain, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

hahahah!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

hahahahaha

that's a phrase I for one will use daily from now on!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

animal? mineral? or vegetable?

or any of the above?

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

I didn't hear it.

Tell me more.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

Well I had a bad back. Went for a massage

and I thought she asked me if I wanted an essential oil massage, what she must off said was did I want an 'a sensual'. It got very embarrassing after that.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

yeah yeah ;)

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

Well even if I was inclined,

the missus was in the waiting room at the time:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

...did you ask her to 'help' ?

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

Well I'm more than capable of doing what she proposed

without paying her money to do it for me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

just for interest

where precisely was this massage parlour...
my er backs er sore....

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

Sydney, Australia:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

ahh that explains it..

legalised broffels there... *Books ticket to Sydney...

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

gosh, isn't it warm in here

/robin askwith blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

why am I not looking at your dog?

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

~~not looking at~~ listening to

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

~~listening to~~ gently probing

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

~~gently probing~~ skullfucking

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

It is a ninja dog and blends into the night

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

needs more/less goats

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

I'd say less

the board's slow as it is

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

i won tickets to the shaun of the dead world premiere on XFM once

and i didn't threadwaste

you hamtoucher
:)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

^this deserves its own thread^

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

Someone always has to go one better:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

i also went to the aftershow party and mingled (and chatted to) real proper celebs

including the mighty boosh boys

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

I hear if you rub a celebs nose

some of the famousness rubs off and you can take it home in your pocket.

This may explain how over famous Michael Jackson was!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

that wasn't his nose

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

Shut up

and drink your Jesus Juice.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

*voms*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

Well he told me it was!

It does begs the question, what colour is it?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

it doesn't matter if you're black or white

as long as you're white

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

Hehehehe

Well it's all white in the end:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

i saw a dead fox in the canal this morning

but you don't see me creating a new thread. All inflated it was.

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

Wasn't a celebrity fox, though, was it?

Let's compare apples to apples, my friend.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

Hehehehe

Could have been Basil Brush.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

Zombies, zombies everywhere..........

For those not about at the weekend, I bin making zombies!

Click here for the box zombie
and
Click here for the Christmas Fairy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

woo yay!

I have printed them out but forgot to make them

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

Hooray!

i love the exposed brain.

i saw the fairy yesterday and it inspired me to do an andrew one, which i'm doing at then moment.

i WOO! you sir.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

COPY CAT! COPY CAT! COPY CAT! COPY CAT! COPY CAT! COPY CAT!

COPY CAT! COPY CAT! COPY CAT!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

do cats actually copy alot?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)

they copy things like

burying their poo, and liking milk

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

i'm glad that mystery has finaly been cleared up

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)

*licks*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

you have a very rough tongue

but i like it

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)

he has a barbed cock too

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

You love it you slag

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)

...did I say I didn't??

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)

hahaha

and they ALL say miaow

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

some of then say rraaawrl!

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

and sometimes "Tssssssssss!"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)

That's only when you try to penetrate them

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)

and accidentally let the air out

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)

Go away

hahaha just practicing

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

hahaha

you missed a prime opportunity this morning.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

Bah!

I wasn't on the board

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

and sometimes

"I'm going to stand in the doorway for hours while I'm waiting for you to make it stop raining, and if you don't make it stop raining I'm going to piss up the back of your computer"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)

yes, i'm jumping on the band wagon.

come, join me, the view is great.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

I would do

...but I always fall off

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)

i'm not tall enough to get on in the first place

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

and there's not wheelchair access.

so take your dobber and begone.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

*sues*

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)

I'm going to create a new character!

and i'll join you!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

how about 'captain nipsy?'

it has a nice ring to it

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)

Why do I keep reading that as captain mimsy?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)

has s/he got a mimsy ring?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

Cool

very woosome!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

Sperb!

(jammietarts ..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

i made them and they're great.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

too cool for school!!

much wooage indeed!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

I was around at the weekend.

I am usually around. I find that I can't cease existing just because it's the designated two days where people don't generally attend work.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

if you poke the box zombie from the side, he wiggles.

he does it when the wind comes through my window at night, standing on my tv, whilst i am asleep.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

his entrails and general weight balance are designed so :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)

and you also designed them to come "alive" and eat our brain

so they can take over the world for you.
isn't it, MR. TOAST?!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)

hurrah

these are just fab

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Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

cracking

if i could figure out how to print, i would

edit: as for repeated things, i made this lastnight:

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

File > Print

EDIT: Lovely pic!

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

haha

yes
only i don't have a printer directly hooked up to my machine, and if i email pics to mictogirls laptop, something goes wrong, and they print funny

edit: ta! i'm working on the rest of the face

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

email them to me, mine works ok.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

Share her printer on your network

and find it in network neighborhood. It's pretty easy.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)

what if the machines aren't networked?

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

this^

also, mine is a mac, and hers is a PC

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

If you share an internet connection

they're networked.

And they both talk TCP/IP, so if you can find a PC print driver for her printer, you should be able to print to it.

I can't help you with the Mac. I know nothing about them.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

This

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

you can print them?

it took hours to copy them off the screen.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

it's easier

if you display it on your screen, then paint over it, then take a photo of it and send it off to Truprint

much quicker and efficienter

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

ah that is extra specially nice

woo!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

Oooh

lovely lovely lovely! Needs more stockings... ;)

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in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

top zombie-ing

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

Nice!

I shall be printing one out when I get home :)

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cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

This almost makes me buy a christmas tree

see what you've done there?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

Glass of Wine, anyone?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

YES PLEASE

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Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

A cheeky Rioja do you, sir?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

yes please

thanks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

mind! Don't spill that on the carpet....

or the wine....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

I don't eat no Chateaubriand

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

In that case, I'll have yours...

ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

*sniffs* *tases*

Hmm..very crisp,loud in fact!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

The only Graves that comes with it's own volume control.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

NO MORE WINE!

I'm very much regretting wasting that superb 2002 Sancerre by opening it after Match of the Day 2 finished last night.
As if the 6 tins of liver-rotting bilge I'd already consumed yesterday wasn't enough.
Not terribly good at my job today...

(One of these days I'll bore you all with tales of when I spent a few weeks in the mid-90s working with Brian Blessed.
He's got a stock of 9 or 10 anecdotes, and when he's told you all of 'em he goes back to the beginning and tells 'em again.
He wrote a book called something like 'Nothing's Impossible!'
- and blow me down if it didn't consist entirely of these same few anecdotes he'd spent most of the Autumn farting out over us.
It became quite wearing after the first few days.)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

He prefers cocktails, mostly

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)

Thomas holds a great tune!

he gets his body from eating butlins!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

not ginger.

not real.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

cor!

You've got a reet sexy body!

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Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

does insist

on fiddling with himself constantly though ...

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

hahahahahahah

needs Zammo staring from the corner

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

^ This. And wizbit.

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

wait a second...

This is for someones post birthday...

Im begginning to suspect a troll ^^

(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

a troll you say?

hmmmmmmmmmmm

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

no bridge!

must be fake

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

yes

but a nice troll

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)

Who is that Trip Trapping across my Bridge?

Maybe they want an Ice Cream?

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

hahahaha

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

cor!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

beware

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

WOO YAY!

Destroyer of worlds!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

ha ha!

woo!

i remember seeing the first one you did now

how many have you got in total

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

that makes 9

10 if you include the uncoloured chorizorobot

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

but no I tetsuobot?

*feels neglected*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

*adds to list*

was going to post the gallery, but my ftp has gone tets up :(

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

*still feels neglected*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

*joins in*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

she does feel quite nice, doesn't she?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)

have you got these bots collected somewhere?

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

see above comment to Ironman

yes, but can't post it at the moment

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

i shall await in excitement

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

hahaha! i'm very much liking these robots!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

what a massive hammer!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

woo!

that's fantastic

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

I'm trying really hard to FEAR the MIGHTY THOR

...but he's just too damn cute!

Heheh, loving these sir

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

i'm like tweeky in buck rogers

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)

he's hypnotising me

with his evil robot eyes

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

Asbolutely

blooby
brill
woo
yay!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

excellent

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

yay

these are really great.

They should have a big fightout when you've done a few

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)

Sexy nekkid tiem!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

Very noice

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

I might pay for your services.

What are they?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

red sack one week

black sacks the next

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

That sounds fair.

But what does it all mean?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it.

(

S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

so wow

/tiresome predictable pea

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

That's a neato what right now!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

I make SEXY jewellery for the loved (or kind of liked?) ones in your life

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

What is sexy jewellery?

Jewellery with tits?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

It's just nice handmade jewellery

but experience tells me that most b3tans just phase out anything without some sort of sexy reference included ;)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

Real proper jewellery,

with gems and precious metals and whatnot?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

Yep

But not quite like (I suspect) you're thinking of, it's mostly beaded stuff with silver and semi-precious stones etc.

The link to my site is in my profile, or Gaz me if you want to know more, I'm trying to avoid spamming the board!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

Hmmm

this looks interesting...

/edit: no pricing though

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

And more importantly

do you do jewelled cockrings?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)

Phwoar

Ladies' clothes!

(

S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

blimey

woo

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

you dress like a woman?

or are they special-invisible-undergarnments?

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

It's not me!!

silly!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

aah, that explains it all!

but doesn't it annoy you that you've never actually seen your missus? or was it an experiment gone wrong?

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

That film 'Memoirs of an Invisible Man'

is always described as featuring an experiment gone wrong. I dunno, wiping Chevy Chase from the face of the earth sounds very, very right to me.

(

S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

cor

woo

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

dunnah! dunnah!

dude looks like a lady

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

best one yet stan!

source linky?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

I knew someone would ask!

Hang on a mo!....

NSFW

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

cor!

nice

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)

Cripes

she looks about 13...

(

in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

Pfffft.....they're not even matching undies

;)

(

surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

very nicely done

moving away from sports i see

i don't mind!

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

Been looking for a 'sexy'one for a while!

All those porn sites!
It's been hell!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

that's ace!!

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

News just in

And if you need an explanation

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

hahahaha

woo yay

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

HoHoHo

shurely?

(

Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

Arf!

That's bloody awful sir!

Have a WOO

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

*breathes*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
*forgets to breath*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
*dies!*

i like that :D

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

*forgets to put the last e in "breathe"*

(

eXOBeX, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)

bad taste and a pun!

could you ask for anything more!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

Hahaha

Have a ho and another ho, merry christmas!

/cypress hill

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

Yay!

*wants to get high*

(

mr spoons, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

hahaha

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

Oh noes!

Woo tho!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

Brillio

Top hummus.
woo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

Hahahah.....I had four ho's on my xmas list too....spooky!

(

surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

disgraceful

pffft

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

Oh dear

Is there a reason why he's black?

(

Grampa, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)

I thought that was the funniest part, myself :)

(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)

The police

Are ~~a bunch of racist bastards~~ an equal opportunities prosecutor.

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)

Mostly

A most excellent sick hoke.

(g256, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)

Haha

But have they linked the 4th body to this case yet? If not, Santa could still be in trouble...

(

waxyone, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)

Fifth one now

My joke is becoming increasingly inaccurate

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)

Yep...just seen that

oh my :-(

(

waxyone, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)

As an Ipswich resident I'd just like to say two things:

1) You win the award for best tasteless joke of 2006.

2) I didn't do it.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)

Me thinks the gentleman doth

protest *too* much...

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)

This was my nans idea

(

surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

Ridiculous.

Everyone knows that grannies are constantly cold. Hot granny action indeed!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

hahaha!

i need the rest of the number.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

ahem....she has got some self respect you know

(

surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

Cor!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

knit one, pearl one

crack one off!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

oh yes!

from the Eastbourne phone boxes...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

Heheh you didn't get the idea from the XFM text in this morning.

When the guys granny was looking for Knitting stuff on the net and looked up Slipknot?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

Saw this on the tube and it got into my head

CFB
original

(

sinisterduck, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

Pfft

Bad bad man!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

naughty naughty

works really well ;-)
(the pic i mean - not rohypnol of which i know little or nothing)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

Hahahaha

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

that's because it's not really a problem (apparently)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6152646.stm

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

arf!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

Rohypnol... the thinking-man's chloroform.

I may have to resort to that. Have you seen the prices of prossies in Ipswich these days?

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

omg hahahahaha!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

ahahaha

oh dear God

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

hahaha! you sick bastard!

welcome home.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

Deffo!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

hahaha

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

they may be expensive

but i think the quality has gone down the drain.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

hahahaha

*goes back to wiping blood of the ballpeen hammer*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

splendid

I also have some GBH if you like...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

Is Happy Toast here today?

This is for him

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wwDbYJj3m8

(

b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

Bad.

Bad! *hits with rolled-up newspaper*

(

Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

is Happy Toast here today?

perhaps he could take responsibility here...

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

I'm told it's a private video...

what's going on here?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

won't let me view it either

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

I'm not overly sure i want to :-/

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

HELLOES!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

*stamps feet*

SOOOMMMEEEE OONNNEEEE TELL MEEEEE!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

before I accept it, what is it?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

^this!!!

/hates being out of the loop blog

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

Thomas and Friends Christmas Party 2006 Photos

Howdy! Feelin a bit rough this morning, had our Xmas do last night, what a night!!11! roflmao!11!

CrackCol got smashed, as usual, and me and Moretti had to carry him to his car and let him sleep in it!!! Crazy CrackCol!

I forgot my Xmas hat so I fashioned one out of wrapping paper and wore it as a bandana, hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha lolololololllllzzz!!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

oh thank god I'm off the top

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

I thank god you got your top off!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

I'm also quite glad that our Stemill

gets banned too often to get near a milestone with any one particular account

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

If you do a google search for Crackcol

this guy's joined billions of forums.

Is this a full time job?

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

People keep banning 'em though...

Hmmm...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

Who the feck is Crackcol

and why do you insist on posting him a million times a day?

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

My guess is

he's an ex boss

(

fuscous, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

Wofl!

I like the way you've turned into a daytime Dr. Dyslexia.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

This

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

and kittens!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

and babies

and puppies
and gerbils
and snakes

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

i misread that

as "people like you, because of the death of hundreds of stoats each year"

(

fross Read your email on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

arf

looks like you had a good do

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

Much against my better judgement

It's 15,000th post Naked Teim!
I really will regret this one later
*NSFW* *NSFA* Click to see me fiddling with my G-String. *NSFW* *NSFA* *Ginger*

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

* fwap * fwap * fwappity * fwap * fwa... oh.

ooops.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

hahaha

I claim my first victim

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

Bah...

you caught me red-handed. (as it were)

/anti climax

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

I want to look at this

but I can't.

Because I know I won't be able to stop myself from wanking all over the place

So hurrah and congrats

I might bash one out later though

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

go on

you know you want to

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

FUCK THE LORD!

*spaffs*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

congratumalations you fiddler you

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

thankee

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

yhahahhaahaaaaaaargh

ginger nekkid time! congrats on the milestone!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

thanks very much!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

I want to look

but my boss is in today

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

it's actually less awful

than the title suggests... but only slightly less bad

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

nice nips though...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

*looks*

hahahaha

congrats

I see the cameraperson is fwapping too

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

lol

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

my cameraperson was very confused

try explaining a traditional 15,000 post to someone not familiar with b3ta

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

hahhaa

I have the same problem for my next post!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

beware...

it is all of teh sexie

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

sexiest thing on the internet

woooooo!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

high praise!

thanks

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

Congrats.

Nice action there!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

thankyou!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

you regret it?

i regret clicking on it ;-)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

there were plenty of warnings!

woohoo

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

the warnings were what made me look

that's the sick individual i am
my own fault though you're right

here's to the next 15,000! *cheers*

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

That is not naked

I can see trousers. I am all disappointed.

I'll have a fwap, but IT WON'T BE AS GOOD!

Oh and woo and well done and that :D

(

in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

thanks!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

I feel a little cheated

...but congrats on your milestone :)

Edit: Oh! my creepy sac of mini spiders hatched!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

I thought you'd had the operation?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

ta!

My spiders hatched yesterday. I'll update my spider blog later. There's a kitchen full of tiny spiders climbing things at the minute

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

Eek!

Did they all hatch at once? that's really interesting if they did because it means it was timed somehow.

I didn't see this one hatch, I just got really freaked out and since she was dead (dunno why?), and there'd been no evidence of anything for a couple of weeks, I should just move the egg sac. Only to realise that it was empty! Then I started seeing tiny spiders everywhere.

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

there's four egg sacs

and only the first one it laid hatched, so I'm bracing myself for an explosion of spiders once a month for the next 3 months

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

Hahaha

Congratulations!!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

much very thankyou!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

Hurrahs

for teh (not nearly)naked(enough)-ginger-tiem!
Congratumalations!

(

kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

ta!

I've got to leave room for improvement for 20,000

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

*hopes for full-frontal-ism*

*waits patiently*
:D

(

kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

Cor blimey Guv!

*spluffs*

Congra-*spluffs*-tula-*spluffs*-tions!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

blimey!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Ha Ha Ha!

Super Cally Fragile Listing Sexies Ambidextrous...

That's Great..
Congrats-your-Face-off!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

ta to you!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Haha!

Congratulations, chap!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

thanks indeed!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Fiddlesticks!

Congratulations sir!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

thanks!

more replies for showing my nips than 4 years of photoshopping :)

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

You

need to sort the suspension out on your house mate. Nice instrument tho...

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

my photographer

was laughing too much! Ta

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

congrats :)

See how bewildered your zombie is at not having a shoulder to rest his violin on - or arm for that matter

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

Yes!

I particularly liked the missing arm!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

Woo! That's all of the sexah. Congrats!

(

S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

Yay!

thanks

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

arf!

congratulations!

(

mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

thanks!

hurrah

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

Woo!

and hurray for nekkid except hats!
wheeeeeeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

Indeedy!

Ta!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

Whatchootalkinboutfool?!

and..........

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

Is Mr K about?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

*edit*

is it K?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

of course it is you big dimmy!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

hahaha

clever!

:D he'll love it.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

hahahahaha

is that kerry?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

ooooh - shiny!

ace

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

Woo!

I like this

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

that's amazing!

I love it

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

SUPERB!

Love it!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

best fucking thing ever!

apart from my zombie!!!!!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

that's bloody ace

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

Top stuff, Toasty

as always. Woooooooooo! *clicks*

(

kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

nice

is it me or is there a weird 3d effect, like a really soft emboss

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

it's where I press down on the paper

helps that I don't scan things, just take photos, it preserves the extra noise and scuffing that I like.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

the colouring is done digitally though yeah?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

yep

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

Sweet jesus!

I just spluffed so hard it tore a hole in my boxers.
I love that!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

woo yay!

i happen to have watched the a-team again on saturday.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

star wars: a new hope

the lost scenes.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

Noice

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

woo!

very nice indeed
1

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

Oh My!

*looks up expectantly*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

uh oh

*covers eyes*
;¬)

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

*awaits naked Milkman-age*

*sets fwapping gear to OVERDRIVE*
:)

(

kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

Norkage!

...what every Monday needs! *joys* & *woos*

...source pic, PURLEASE! :)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

its NSFW

here

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

*joys*

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!(/not really a sick pervert blog)
*compares* nice job sirrah! *woos*

(

kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

MAMMARIES!

If that's not a filter job then woo.

But needs more nipples.

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

what, more then two?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

Fuck yeah!

Udders are where it's at baby.

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

'snot done with filters..

just good old fashioned painting..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

Then have a big fat Woo!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

oo's that then?

she's fruity

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

Nikki Cox

used to have her own sitcom now on las vegas..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

ver nice

woo

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

All the elements are there...

(

Ian Woosnam, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

You calling Pooh a honey diver?!

(

Surely not!

But he does like to shag that owl up the arse.

(ruining kids stories since 1986 ;))

EDIT: Actually he looks possitively anatomically impared .. that's not good :S

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

He has a secret phallus

I know because I have bought my daughter
"Tuck-Away-Cock Pooh" for Christmas. Only £39.99 from Argos. With real spraying action too....

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)

hahaha

I hope you got BDSM Eeyore with one-piece rubber bodysuit as well

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

Yeah

but I'm keeping that for myself.

I'm told it has a realistic vibrating donkey anus

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

whereas this

'Dora the Explorer' Aquapet is just downright feckin' obscene!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is that real?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

Afraid so!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

^ double this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
is it real??????

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

oh yes!

Google is your friend...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

here's another one

batteries not includes and an inappropriate(?) age rating...

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa

I so hope that that is real

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

which, after a few googles

led me to this

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

what the fuddering shuck??

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

it from radio shack too!

so it probably vibrates and stuff!

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

ha!

quick... change it to budgie... the little helicpoter!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

HAHAHAHA! Very good indeed!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

hahahahaha

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

arf

it's REAL!

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

*BUM RAPES*

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

*bleeds profusely from the anus*

*spaffs*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

you got aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

It's only hamster aids though

brought on by raping hamsters, funnily enough.

Apparently the only symptom is that it makes your hair less ginger, and makes your cock quadruple in size.

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

then why hasn't that happened to me?

I'm ginger as fuck, and my cock is so withered and small that I thought it was a pube 'til I pissed out of it.

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

You've obviously raped a guinea pig with AIDS by mistake

Guinea pig AIDS has the opposite effect to hamster AIDS.

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

God I hope I make the board stats

so that can be my random quote

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

my current randome quote is "hahaa!"

which is a bit pap really. Especially considering I fucked up the spelling of 'haha'.

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

the other week mine was

"I failed a job interview at McDonalds"

I was not amused

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

pffffffft

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

hahahaha

It was funnier before you edited and corrected the spelling mistake.

It kind of explained things.....

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

:¬(

I didn't get the job because I laughed when the woman said "We don't employ people with facial hair"
and I could see whiskers sticking out of her chin

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

hahaha

I worked there for a year while i was at college. One of the most degrading experiences of my life.

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

hahaha scoper!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

sonofabitch

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

WHAT A MISTYKA TO MYKA!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

knullstrumpo!!

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

WTFXLOL!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

Thank you

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Lovely website! *mwah*

(

in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

Woo!

Did you get my emails?

Hope it's all straight forward!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

Yes ta

I am uploading pictures NOW!

*glees*

(

in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

Braw!

I'll try and get the text editing toolbars sorted out ASAP. (trying to steal this from work.....)

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Hahahaha

Aceness & Woo!
*click*

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

Hahaha...

Yay.. Happy Feeshy...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

Most brillio!

woo yay

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

pfft

it's gotta be real

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

hehehe

woo to this..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

hehe!

that helicopter must be powerful
he's a right fat bastard.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

hehehe

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

yep that is brill

good work

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

hahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

yup

this will definately hold up in court

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

That is most certainly real

Hurrah!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

most woosome!

(

surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

here too...

(

frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

Brillopads

What a wicked idea!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

Hahaha

Brilliant!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

Howdy-doody..!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

Needs more Fie!

woo

(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

Goodness, THIS!

Woo to Medieval Tourettes though sah!

(

damn you spicy melon farmer

Woo!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

Spiffing idea!

*click* and Woo!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

hahaha

very good

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

Wonderfu! woo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

Odds Boddikins!

a pox on the profane!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

Bah...

that's the other profanity I was searching for!!!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

nice xmas hat!

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

Ta!

... it's a bit heavy though...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

Disgusting!

me likey :D

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

Bodkins!

Hahaha That is ace...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

I was

called an onanist once. I had to go and look it up and...they were right!

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

doesn't have the same effect though really...

"Oi, cut that out you onanist!"

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

Zounds is just not said enough these days!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

Zounds!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

gog!

and such

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

Across Battersea, no work would get done ever again

.....

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

WOO!

tesco in sweaden, they are taking over the world.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

AND STILL USE GB POUND STERLING

hee hee :)

(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

;)

It was the first supermarket that came to mind

*adds to b3tabet list*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

She could really do with getting to the doctors about that breast

...it looks painful!

(

Teehee

*huggles*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

I'm a doctor! *puts hand up*

(

surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

I'll take a look at it if you like.

They called me a "gifted amateur", you know.

Woo to the pic, Lovelysausage!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)

hubba hubba hubba!

pointy nip nips have gotten me all steamy

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

*fans*

Calm down sir its only a crudely drawn 5 minute sketch of nip nips... nothing to pop your top over!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

Bad news for you...

...we have no Tescos in Sweden. We have Willys :P

Woo for the drawing!

(

edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

Hahahhaa

Willys?? :D

ammended just for you :)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

yep =)

(

edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

I love Sweden and I've never even been there

I'd love to go, got as far as Copenhagen in Denmark then came home... next time I'll just fly to Stockholme :D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

love it? hmmm..

with our new liberal/conservative government everything is going to be super shitty within a few months anyway, so you better stay where you are.

(

edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

I'd come just for the Willys

_{hahahahaha wooo!}

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

and the willys would probably come for you too

if you stroked them enough

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

*caresses*

there are going to be a lot of confused swedish supermarket shoppers when I come to visit...

I've just invented building pr0n

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

haha

*rubs self against post office*

YEAH BABY

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

so THAT's why they are all being closed down!

You keep frotting them!

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

I keep leaving cheesy greasy marks all over the brick work

it's rotting the very foundations

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

you should use knullstrumpa

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

Hahah!

(

hahaha

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

(

edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

hahaha

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

hahaha

edit: I am going to open a shop called PiTT:S

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

SNoPP:s would be much funnier :)

(

edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

hahaha

fantastic :¬D

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

I want to visit Sweden

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

Willys?

Helevete!

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

satan i gatan

vilket språkbruk du har...

(

edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

I only know that one word in swedish

:¬)

edit: I think it is a nawty word too
/not sure

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

Something about the Devil in the street

Then I lose it
~~'which [språkbruk] you have'?~~

Edit: Oh! he's asking what language you speak

(

språkbruk -> (use of) language.... sort of.

hard to translate
"what language you have" i guess one could say

(

edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

it means "hell", so yes it's a bit nawty.

However, there are worse things... :-)

Time to make a "Swedish for B3tans"-guide?

(

edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

how do you say 'fucksocks' in swedish?

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

uuhmm..

a direct translation would perhaps be "knullstrumpa", or "knullstrumpor" if socks refer to plural

(

edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

How about

slug-pusher?

(jammietarts ..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

o_0

wot? i'm not realy sure what slug-pusher really mean, even though I could make a direct translation of the two words slug and pusher...
slug (snail) - snigel
pusher (as in someone who push) - tryckare (now that's a weird word...)
pusher (drugdealer) - langare

try this:
lexin.nada.kth.se/swe-eng.shtml

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edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

that is where i got my idea for the PiTT:S shop from

thanks Lexin :¬)

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

haha thanks!

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

Brilliant idea

Its like the English for drug dealers in the Spanish film Airbag... hilarious!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

oooh yes :¬)

although - i struggle with english
/rubbish at languages

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

Yes please!

But we want rude stuff too

(

although helvete means "hell"

I think it is much worse than saying hell here.

A swedish girl told me to shout it, which I did
and got told off (in swedish) by an old swedish woman

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

They're still sensitive about where Abba took the world

(

Abba were great!

(

mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

This is actually true

I frowned a bit every time I scanned down to that comment, I'm not sure why I said it

(

no they weren't. they suck horseballs.

or as we say in Sweden. De suger hästballe.

(

edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

You also have

BUM biscuits

and Krapp toilet roll

*Titter titter*

(jammietarts ..., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

I like your bananas.

They are lovely!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

They love you too so its all good :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

no wonder

if there are bums like that around to look at.

nicely.

(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

why thank you sir

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

Hehe

well done

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

Ta very muchly like

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

lummy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

lordy

'Ello guvna!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

eying up which banana to 'use'

woo!

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

Thats the one you rude thing

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

me...rude? give over....

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mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

Cor!

That's brightened up my morning no end
Nice work madam :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

yay

were you not having fun? *cuddles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

Hahaha.. Nicely Drawn...

I might have a bananananana for lunch now...

Woop

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

ta :)

bananananannanananananaaaa....

The only word impossible to stop spelling

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

yay another one for the folder

do you have these all together somewhere online?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

nopes they're kinda dotted about

most are on my photobucket... but I really need to do one central gallery.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

cold in the fruit and veg section you say?

like the drawing

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

aye she's about to get caught for suspicion of shoplifting peanuts

.....

*gets coat*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)

Cor

sexy! And that's just the artist. *mwah*

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in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

wheeeeeeeee thankees foxy lady

how be you? *huggle*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

I am grand

I have had a lovely London weekend and have arrived home to find my website ready for action. Hurrah! How are you?

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in vino veritas, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

Bananas

presented alongside one another, on shelves in front of a glowing glass wall. Just like bottles of spirits in a swanky bar.

Is this the true, awful effect of global warming?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)

Dayglow bananananananananananas?

Yes.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

Then these are sad times.

*sob*

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

you

don't get many of those to the pound.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

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