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This was most probably

funnier in my head...

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jon_tanner, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

office lol

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

but was it genuine?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

virtually no image in b3ta has ever actually made me laugh out loud.

At most I chuckle to myself.

The only image I can remember that made me laugh so loud that my mate in the next office heard me, was GMOS's Simon Weston Health Grill pic

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mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

So good he put his face on it?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

haha

it's making me laugh just thinking about it

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mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

GMOS's 'shit! i'ma snake!' is another lol classic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

The biggest out-loud laugh I remember is the Budz Bar thread =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

linky?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

i think the only image i laughed loud at

was the george foreman cunt puncher one.

i've sniggered quietly at quite a few though.

the things captain wow writes makes me laugh more than the pictures

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

I laughed at that one for about half an hour solid

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

Some of Stick Figure Ninja's series made me nearly poo

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lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

it brings a smile for sure

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

Mine was

Coringtons 'Squeezing my head into a glass'

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

this was real

i only ever write lol if i actually lol (or at least snort)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

Same here

A genuine office lol is if I laugh to the point where I get funny looks from the guys

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

I feel quite pround no

that I made you look like an office freak!

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jon_tanner, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

Did I genuinely officely lol at yours?

I don't remember

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

do it

do it now or else JonTannerTheTickleMonster will visit your office and then as well as thinking you're weird for loling your office mates will also think you are weird because i bummed you in to submission...

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jon_tanner, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

Oooh, a challenge!

*refuses to lol*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

Jesus... what do I do now?

(I'm not a religeous man.... I'm not really asking the dude with the holes in his palms what to do... it was more of a "Holy crap" what do i do)

How far away is your damned office dammit?!

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jon_tanner, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

When people put lol

in their posts, it still conjours up the image of people with their heads lolling about, as if stunned, as opposed to actually laughing.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

That's what I'm doing

when I type lol.

I thought it's what everybody meant. I can't think what it means if it doesn't mean that.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

'lots of love'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

Lilliputians On Listerine

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

It makes me think of this chap

Which is kinda ironic.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

tollhurst?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

that's the chap

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

If I've been showing a mate the front page, we've generally shared a laugh,

but I don't usually laugh on my own.

Still "I'm smiling a bit at that" doesn't have the same kind of effect.

I think "haha" is a happy compromise.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

*genuine office loll*

(*falls off chair under desk*)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

*laughs ass off*

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mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

*picks up mugatu's ass*

*turns it into an arse*
*sews it back on*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

How do you turn an ass into an arse?

Do you feed it tea and biscuits and make it wear a spiffing bowler* hat?

* A boweler hat, if you will...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

Insertion of cellulite and diet of fortune cookies

Then give it a croissant

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

*makes notes*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

*roffles Mao*

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

A cross between Chairman Mao and Leslie Phillips

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

Mr TOAP!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

This made me chuckle

despite myself.
Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

THEY AINT PUTTIN ME ON NO WANG, FOO!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

Mr T is the bawls

That is all

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

what kind of job are you after?

/just back from lunch blog

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

handjob... blowjob... i'm not fussy.

*flutters eyelashes*

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mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

Hehe.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

ten bob a job ok?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

I am overcome

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

with emulsion?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

GLOSS

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

show off

*shuns*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

I cant help it if I'm naturally stylish.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

stylish?

stylish!
STYLISH?

i wouldn't call dungarees stylish
=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

Hahaha you utter cunt

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

you say that

but i know you love me!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

Anything either in kiddy, or that I can work from home for.

I'm thinking about moving into the selling-used-pants market

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

*sends a vintage pair to get you started*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

nobody wants to buy BOYS pants.

Ewwwwwwwwwww

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

jeez

make an effort!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

*squeezes*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

going for the "used pants with skiddies on" market?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

'evenin miss!

How's it?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

Ello treacle!

I'm grand ta, hows thee?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

SPECTACULARRRRRRR.

Seven Rs. COUNT THEM.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

Fuck!

Thats more spectacularrrr than Graham Coxon. I'm impressed.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

OH, YOU SHOULD BE.

ALSO, THE BREWERY THAT USED TO OWN MY COMPANY JUST WROTE OFF A BUNCH OF STOCK.

I AM VERY DRUNK FROM VERY EXPENSIVE WINE THAT I BOUGHT FOR VERY CHEAP. THIS, I AM REALISING, IS THE BEST KIND OF DRUNK.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

You win all today.

I am jealous. And am now considering craking open the leftover jack daniels I didnt drink on saturday.

AT THIS HOUR.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

2:15 is a good time to get pissed.

Especially if there is a nearby park with some grass to lie on and look at the sky spinning around.

Unless the grass is wet and there is no blue sky.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

May I remind you that this is England.

It is dull and overcast, with the ever-present threat of rain.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

You need a TANNING SALON!

Do they allow booze in those places?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

I know people who own one

I'll ask them for a favour...

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

Get them to paint the ceiling sky blue

and lay some astroturf. They'll be onto a genuine money-maker.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

...they actually would.

No smoking though.

*sigh*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Hahaha, ace =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

*drinks milk*

Pfffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!

argh, salty!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

think of the calcium!

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mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

I carried on my research and found an interesting picture of lady bits...

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jon_tanner, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

He is one indeed

My favourite one of his was all that guff about the baby being born in silence. I have mental images of Katie thingy-majig grabbing him by the balls during labour and telling him not to make a sound as she pulled them off...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

I like the way this makes him look like

he's wearing a Scientology (why did I use caps for that... it makes it look like I recognise the weirdos as a real religeon or something) hat with horns...

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jon_tanner, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

OK then.

(MadGutters Now what?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

A bit of an 'in-joke' on another board.....

Loads of people are claiming to be a troll called 'irn bru'

Anyway, I made this....

mod edit: little large

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

STOP TROLLING, 90NZ0.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

DON'T BULLY ME !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

QUICK, EVERYONE DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR SNOOKER CUE

KEEP THE SAFESEARCH ON.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

good lord

that's quite an accident

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lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

Aaargh!

You bastard!

*mindbleaches*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

Please tell

I daren't look

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

Think Prince Albert

But with a snooker cue

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

no wai!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

And slightly further up

And incredibly painful looking

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

Slightly further up = through the base, not the tip O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

Sssh.

Stop shouting or I'll twat you with the face of Janet Street-Porter

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

I AM NOT SHOUTING, I AM JUST A PASSIONATE PASSIONATE MAN.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

SWEET JESUS

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

*throws up*

That's worse than the one where the guy got a javelin in the neck!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

oh my lord !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

looks like he needed to chalk his tip...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

KY Jelly. That's what he needs.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

Ha ha!

Dear god.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

he was trying to sink the brown

but he cannoned off the pink

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

Fuck me...

*winces*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

That's my job

www.ipetitions.com/petition/Ban90nz0/index.html

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

*squints*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

Tomato ketchup and mustard.

Just say no.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

That's just knocked my tea off of the desk.

*unlocks bunker*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

*runs for cover*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

big picture = little willy.

it's true.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

any 'littler'

and it'd be a 'camel-toe'!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

How we laughed...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

I have just been sick on a velocipede

and I hold you responsible.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

BIGGAR!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

mod edit: no need!

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lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

STEMILL DID BIGGER!

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TomD Howdy!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

STEMILL RULED!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

BRING BACK STEMILL!

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mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

I WEEP FOR THE CHILDREN

WHO WILL GROW UP NEVER KNOWING STEMILL

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

TRULY

HE WAS THE KING OF OUR HEARTS

*sings candle in the wind*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

\o/

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

Blimey... long time no see!

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mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

how do!

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lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

Your optimisation is the best.

I only wish the usual 'nyaah, 50kb' fuckwits were here to see this.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

^this^

to the sound of the approaching SS!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

so wow

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

Yes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

thats a neato

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

what

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

now

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

right

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

Response so far has been a little strange.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

...and now my shirt

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

samatta you EH gotta no respect

eh shuttupa your fayce

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

Bored of Myspace graphics are we?

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XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

Just because you've been here

longer, doesn't mean you're exempt from a b3tagirl b3ating

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

i'd pay good money for that!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

YOU ALREADY DID.

IT IS ON YOUTUBE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

Oi!

Where do I sign up for one of those!??

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

I hear debbilgrrrrl

has very reasonable rates, but she has been known to use lump hammers.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

I've said it before & I'll say it again...

If I have to go without oxygen, THAT, m'friend, is the way to do it!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

hahaha!!

That is awesome!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

so tell me 90nzo my dear

when exactly did you become a troll?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

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WOLF .™, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

L'Oreal Deny Racisim Claims

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6279418.stm

They are said to be shocked about the ruling ...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

Very nice monsieur

But you still need to work on optimising a little please.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

Optimising

OOOh eck sorry I thought I had this one down under 50 k , I`ll try again!

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

And remember, edit is your friend!

Nice to get a n00b that listens though :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

Or work on constructing a tea reservoir.

Yes, a lake of steaming hot tea that can be piped into your home. Just open the tea spigot and enjoy fresh, natural hot tea the way nature intended it.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Yes, forget optimising

Do this instead. Now. Come on, hurry!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

*opens spigot*

*releases yellowish fluid*
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

NO CONTAMINATION OF THE FONT OF ETERNAL TEA

Punishable by death and pointylaughing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

WARNING

eternaltea.ttf seems to be corrupted

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Oooooohhhh

You do know the sexy words and the order in which to say them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

It's the order in which to say them that always gets me

No wonder they all think I'm full of gibberish.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Psst

In response to down there:

The burstee was the only one that knew. The rest were just called on set to find all the cameras covered in protective film and told to 'react'!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

Didn't they use real entrails and blood too?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

I had no idea!

That's incredible!!

I've got an idea - flash me with the cameras rolling, and I'll give it an honest reaction!
It's so crazy, it just might work!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

you do know that that is utter bollocks, don't you?

john hurt was rigged to a huge sfx device
there was no way the actors could NOT know what was going to happen

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

Wasn't it the real blood and guts that shocked them?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

That woulda stunk somethin' 'orrible!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

Haha, ^ this =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

But not as we know it

I certainly have landed on a strange planet , I think I like it

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Don't go shagging all the alien females now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

Spoilsport!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

He needs to leave some for others!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

spigot?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

*rubs thighs* ooohhhhh yeah

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Yes.

I was trained in the art by Stephen Fry. I must have missed the lessons on gaying it all up though.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

He's one of them sexy gay men.

the ones where you wish they weren't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

*goes to make a cup o' tea*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

*wishes she was still in bed being fed pints of tea*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Next week

I am going to Vancouver to meet the YouTube otters.

That is all.

I'm actually pretty fucking excited

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

I might touch something

I might not.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

you shot who in the what now?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

the ones that hold hands? :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

i seen that

so cute

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

The very ones

I've spoken to their press office so I'm getting a personal meeting with them.

I'll video it for the newsletter, natch.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

woo! \m/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

i've read about this before

it's not uncommon, they do it when they are out at sea to stop themselves drifting away from each other.

have fun in Canandndnananda

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

you informative illusion- shatterer!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

there is no easter bunny!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

This is like the time when I was looking for my christmas presents and found my old baby teeth.

WORST. TOOTHFRISTMAS. EVER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Permission for lip to wobble?

*sobs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Wrestling is faked

Eating a green apple afterwards won't stop you getting pregnant

The Tunguska blast was not a spaceship / quantum black hole / antimatter

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

That thing about daddy long legs, poison and teeth lackage is also bunkum.

Internet scientists have said so.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

Canadia still has dragons!

A Canadian told me so.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

and remember...

If you die in Canada, you die in real life!!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

CA-NA-DI-A.

You spelt it wrong.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

Yep

It's called rafting - they do it to stop each other getting tangled in kelp.

I'm strangely aroused by the fact that the collective noun for otters is a "romp".

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

I'm tempted to look up rafting on urbandictionary to see if there's anything dirty

but I'm far too grown up for that.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

*seagulls*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

*spacedocks*

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

dear lord

i never knew such a practice happened.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spacedock

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

also:

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cincinnati+bowtie

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

Bless his little whiskers!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Yay!

Get video.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

perv!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

You called?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

yes?

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

Is this an otter thing?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

R O C K !

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

\m/ ^ ^ \m/

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

what

does \m/ mean?

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

I keep hearing

Nirvana when i see this. Damn tinnitus!

(InternetRed Oh gods! RUN!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

\m/O\m/

\o/

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

those are

some serious shoulder pads

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

ha ha ha!!

eighties FTW!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Nah!

Not enough spandex. Diamond David Lee Roth would not have approved.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery
Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Stadium Rock!

*holds lighter
*burns thumb
*holds cell phone instead (welcome to the 21st century!)

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

afternings, Heff

*smoosh*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Yay!

There's THERE'S a fine way to start my morning! If I'm gonna have to do without oxygen, THAT'S the way to do it!

How's life treating you today, m'dear?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

Not too bad thank you sir

I've been a dirty stop out, I smell of pipe tobacco, my job is being a bit annoying and I have wine down my shirt, but other than that things are just groovy.

How're you?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

I don't think I can possibly compare to the bliss that is your very existence.

I had to see the good doctor yesterday, who gave me stretching exercises for my aching back, along with a scrip for 600mg of ibuprofin 3x a day for the throbbing. Says it's from too much time driving the car and not enough time rolling around in the backseat*.

*may not be 100% of fact.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

Ooh back probs

You have my sympathy.

Ibuprofen is rubbish, you need codeine and valium, stat!

Also massage and gentle exercise ;)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

I did tell my bride a little white lie...

when i told her the good doctor had proscribed massages too. She told me she was going to sarcastically thank him when she goes in today (to take one of the kids in for something else) and she was going to ask him about it. I told her he'd probably just deny it.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

*meatloafs furiously*

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

*hypnotised*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

rock a bye baby, on the tree TOP!!!!!!!!!!

when the wind blows, the craddle will DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

They mostly play at night... Mostly

I say take off, and rock the site from orbit...
It's the only way to be sure

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

get your hands off her

BITCH!

:P

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

She dies at the end...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

at the begining

of the next one

don't you mean??
:D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

I was talking about the Queen ;)

/got out of that one

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

God saves her in the end

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

Gay mover, man

gay mover

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

pffft!

my plecs hurt...

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

\m/ woo \m/

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

I love that sock

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

many people do

which is why it is so starchy

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

It'll scare the crap out of all of you

When it turns out it's pregnant...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

I never made that sock preggers!

It only looked like I was trying to.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

having just seen that still, I'm wondering which hurt more...

The Alien chestburster or the Chinese Burn that Parker (Yaphet Kotto) is giving him?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

I love the fact that the surprise was real in that scene

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Veronica Cartwright's "Ohh gawwwd" is great

great scene

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

Explain that!

Who didn't know that was going to burst out of his abdomen? I hope to hell HE knew anyway!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

Hahaha =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

sockitoome

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Aretha?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

WHAT YOU GOT!!

BABY I WAAN IT!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

R-E-H-E-E-L-E-D

Patch up all the holes in me...

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

I think I want to marry sock

or maybe sock-thing, that was pretty cool too

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

Yay, rawk!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

ha ha!

i haven't seen this dude in ages

ROCK ON!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

Haven't you?

I'm surprised about that... I post him every couple of weeks or so! ;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

(

jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

this is brilliant!

shame about the AGif logo!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

likes her handywork

hmmmm....

(

Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

Reminds me

Of Lordi

(

Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

I always wondered what happened to Matthew Broderick

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

he became a monk?

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Are you an idiot?

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

hahaha

- but I think that's a Cardinal's hat ...

(

dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

He married SJP

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

I bet Guantanamo

is looking pretty sweet right now

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Ha ha! ^ This

Eee-awww, eee-awww.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

Saint James Park?

eeew

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

That's gotta be worse

than what's being portrayed up there^^

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

Best place for him

Something about his stupid, wide-eyed face that makes me want to hand-deliver a frying pan.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Hahaha oh dear

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

He married Sarah Jessica Parker

and they raised ponies together.

FACTOID: Matt was shagging Jenifer Grey, who played his sis in FERRIS BUELLER... when they were making FERRIS BUELLER...!

Freaky.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Haha bloody hell!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

Fair play

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Extra useless trivia

She is the daughter of Joel Grey, well known musicals bod from such disparate things as 'Cabaret' and 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

haha sto00P1d haxx0r

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

I love that film

It makes me nostalgic for my old rubber cup modem.
*sniffs*

(

finnbar has officially retired, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Yay

for acoustic couplers!

(

nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

hahaha

yes FTW!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

he married a horse.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

^This

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

He still knows how to take a kickass day off by the look of things.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

From the way...

they're all standing, i always thought they were *inserting* it rather than erecting it.

"C'Mon men. Spit Roasts wait for no man!"

(InternetRed Oh gods! RUN!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

weeeeellll....

I thought it was funny!

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

Bloody ducks

Click for bigger (150KB)

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Pfft!

(they're mallardjusted)

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

*spangs*

*hard*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

aaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaa
aaaaaaa
aaaaaa
aaaaa
aaaa
aaa
aa
a

(b, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Ducks are nice to you, until you stop feeding them

They're wear-feather friends.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Bloody humans

building a bridge in the way!

(InternetRed Oh gods! RUN!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

S'alright

The whales'll get 'em

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

Duck!

(

DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

OOoooh!

really mysterious, but potentially revealing! Sweet!

(

nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

*spins round checking her shadow*

I'm dizzy now!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

How so very Scarlet of you!

: )

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

I yam very Scarlet

Ooh, shiny things!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

eeeeeee *runs about* :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

That's beaut

more of this sort of thing

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Ooh cool : )

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

*looks forward to a strip about shadow boxing*

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

needs more Cliff Richard.

Woo!

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Cool, if slightly unnerving :)

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

*Plays Apache on his guitar*

...badly...

(

Rincewind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

bow-bow bowwww bow-bow-bow-bow bowwwww

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

isn't that albatross?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

You got any choc ices?

No, I've only got the albatross!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

no..that's the dog your playing

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

How on earth do you play software on a gee-tar?

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

I would do it

WITH SCIENCE!

(

Rincewind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

Good answer

Which version would you use? Of Apache of course. You should already be using Science 2.4.3 And would you go with a worker or pre-fork version?

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

wow

I love it when you draw stuff this good

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

as he faced the sun he caaaaast no shaaaaa~dow

:D

woosum!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

You've got Danny Boy in my head now.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

GO TO THE PIPES DANNY!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

i get knocked down!?

how did i manage that??

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Oasis did a cover of Danny Boy?

RIS

(

Rincewind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

*arms self with torches*

argh, they cast even more shadows!
*runs towards the hills*

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Oooooooh!!!

*is lost for words*

*demonstrates feelings through the medium of dance*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

*shoots at feet*

faster! FASTER!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

*Provides pole*

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

does he have a working Visa?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

oh no..

where is one save, when the shadows revolt.
Does a pitch black room count, or is that just one big scary shadow.?

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

X-files did an episode about this

Apparently, the answer is the train station. Lots of soft lighting, so no hard shadows.

(

Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Arf!

joviel Jakovitch

nice touch, WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

That's a bit...

Alan More, innit?

The second frame particularly is nicely "V for Vendetta"

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

Never read V.

I thought the art was sh*t.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Kills self

I kind of liked it.

I'm reading the original 'Ghost in the Shell' manga at the moment. I loved the film and the 2 series (the second film was... good, but not quite as good as the first)

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

You're gonna hate me for this, too, but......

I think Shirow is kinda overrated.......
(I do like that Tank Police poster he did, though. Mmmmm....Puma Twins.....)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

Well, I killed myself in my above post

So your words have no effect on me...

*cries*

:)

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

it wasn't the greatest artwork

but you can't fault the story telling.

it's a bit like 'the walking dead' the artwork isn't fantastic but the story is great.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

*eagerly awaits episode 300*

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

Hmmmm

Jovial Jakovitch

Jolly Jack

JJ

*cues x-files theme while checking for my shadow and Isis'*

(

kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

Thats Spiffing That Is!

I'd put money on this appearing in cinema near you soon...

(

Jarvichi Yarr!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

parp!

that's excellent

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Pfffffft

/was expecting something with tits

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

that was my

original idea, but then I figured I'd take the path less trodden. Then a werewolf bit me.

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

You're on fucking fire!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Ha woo

All whistles and bells...ohhh look at the flashy lights...

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

being a

64-bit linux user, I wish it'd do even that, without that fucking nspluginwrapper bollocks. grrr.

*re-fluffles*

(

nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

Get a haircut,

get a decent OS, get some sunlight.

Bloody hippies.

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

some people just like it the hard way ;)

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

Meh.

Decent OS? Carry on like that and I'll $rm -rf you!

(

nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

You made me giggle!

In the office!
*looks around to make sure they have gone out really*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

if people look at me oddly if I laugh at things on here

I say 'What? I was just reading the obits.'

They'll leave you alone after that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

It's ok, they're out

My boss is cool actually, if I laugh at something, he generally comes and has a look

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

Pffffft!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

soup

herb

(b, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

/relurks

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

...

DEATH BY PAPER!

(

nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Paper cuts!

Little ow! followed by annoying stingyness!

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

followed

by septicaemia. of the eyes.
seriously: if you let paper cut you, the terrorists win.

(

nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

No!

We can't let them win! I want the crate of bubbly!

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

You

are the weakest link.

AICMFP.

(

nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

*searches for wallet*

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

...

*searches for the button that calls security*

(

nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

look at all these sheep!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

FEEL

THEIR AWESOME POWER!

(

nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

*wears a rug and escapes in the confusion*

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

*spots theonecynic*

Gotcha, you sneaky little bugger!

(

nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

*dives through convenient trapdoor*

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

...into box

which turns out to be a cage on the back of a flat bed...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

hahahahahahaha

lovely stuff

for why you lurk?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

He doesn't like us any more

*sniffs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

the CUNT

*ingores freebs*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

What's ingoring like?

Is it painful?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

It's like internal bleeding

but more pan-visceral.

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

Heheheheheh!

Very nice!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

Poor scissors!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

arf!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Hahaha!

I SEE YOU!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Fucking hell!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

*pokes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

*stops wanking immediately*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

Oh come on, you know it's even better when you're being watched.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

*considers*

*recommences with increased gusto*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

Attagirl.

Remember, perversion's not perversion unless there's someone to judge you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Judging?

I give it a 9.5!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

LOL hunnie u got MSN?

22/m/uk add me ;) ROFfLEPERVE

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Carnage. utter carnage

nice one sir!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

coo

super!

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

Lol

Not often a lol out loud in real life. This is one of those times. Rejoice!

(engekomkommer, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

War On Terror

Security chiefs admit mistakes made in surveillance prior to July 21st Bomb plots

Hello , Im new here

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

hello new person

this is the kind of thing we like to see.

Come on in, mind the groomers.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

hello

welcome to b3ta
you'll never leave
(you might want try and optimise that pic a bit, guideline is roughly 50k for a still image)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

that's really fluffy!

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

how very dare you!

i'm always nice to people who try

if s/he'd posted a half-meg cdc or something, it'd be a different story...

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

who are you and what have you done with mictoboy?

etc

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Yes. You are.

This is funny, if a little large.
Welcome.
EDIT: Can anyone else smell garlic?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

No, you're having a stroke

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Lucky Geoff

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Heheh

I think it's coming from the canteen. There was the aroma of fresh coffee this morning.
It's driving me nuts. I'll have to go & see what's cooking soon.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

coffee AND Garlic, cor , lovely!

/loves Garlic

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

I love you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

*ditto*

/offers marmite and cheese on crumpets

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

awwwwww

*jealouses*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

hey, Mrs.Trellis just wins it because she loves marmite, mature cheddar, garlic, choclate, isihac and hates marzipan and almonds

but you can still be my No. 1 stalker - I'm available at weekends arf!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

With garlic?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

I'm sure I could crush a little and melt it in with some butter if you want?

/actually, that sounds yum

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Nah, what you need to do is make some normal white bread dough

make it into a long rectangle....

then gently fry (only a touch) some crushed garlic and basil....

spread it on the dough....

the cover in gruyere and parmesan (well, if you're me)...

roll it all up, plonk in a bread tray and bake until it's bread.

Captain's patented cheesy roulade bread.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Hmmm, you're winning me over here....

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

I had pecorino last night

Delicious

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

COR!

I haven't had that in ages

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

With smoked cod

*dribbles a little at the memory*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

*dribbles* just *dribbles*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

But I was sure I could smell the early stages of a brew (ale, not tea) earlier. Turned out to be a banana.

Actually, my neighbour did just come round for some garlic.

Or it may be the stuff I tried to grow but came out really piddly and small. Never works.

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

mmmm

ale

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Indeed

Need to brew some more.

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

Thinking about it

I spent yesterday getting whiffs of surgical spirits. This isn't unusual in here, but nobody had been using any...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

What do you mean exactly?

By 'using'? Is it this thingy I saw talked about on pmqs?

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

They use it for cleaning equipment

That might have blood and other revolting stuff on it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

Fair enough

According to some MP for something or other, more 10-16 year olds die from substance abuse than die from illegal drug-taking. Hmmm says I.

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Just stale wine and strong tobacco.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Oh dear

Not a great combo for a Wednesday lunchtime.
Got any Febreze?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

Nope

I'll have to put up with it til hometime :(

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

*grooms*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

hahahahaha

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

this makes me laugh

excellent

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

Lovely stuff new person...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Ooooh, would you be the 'vonpip' who left a message on my blog the other day?

welcome aboard!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

Tis Indeed

Yes Mr Architect sir , Tis I , thanks for the welcome

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

ahh!, thanks for the comment!

and welcome aboard, you'll like it here

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

Oooh

Archie's got a stalker!
Archie's got a stalker!

*does childish dance*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

hahahaha, 'noon m'lovely,

the position for No. 1 stalker is 'still' available...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

*applies*

;)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

*accepts*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7394013

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

hahahaha

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

for some reason i thought that said voicemail

and i got worried for you

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

I'm more worried about your eyesight if you think that said 'voicemail'

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

woo yay

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

boys in blue is the best british film ever.

100% FACT!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

ha ha!!

you're great

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

Japanese Happy Slappers

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

Thats

cockin ace. Woo.

(

DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

The penis

IS a mighty sword sir!

(b, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

*clicks 'FP this now' button*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

hahah

this is grantastic

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Haha!!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

hahahahaha!

you utter loon!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

As ever

Fucking tremendous!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Grandma, You're So Big !

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

absolutely brilliant

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

ha ha ha!!

a must see

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

What's in your wallet?

Fuck all when we're finished with you...

and yes I know that's the slogan for Crapital One... and I don't care

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

Pfffft

like it, Centurion, like it

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

[BY] [YOUR] [COMMAND]

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

hahahahahaha!

silly

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Oh good grief.

Haha.

Futurama; Cylon & Garfunkel:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEMmni-fBuQ

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Arf.

*whoosh whoosh*

It's the sound, of Cylons.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

Bridge Over Troubled Balthar

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

"In the clearing stands a Basestar and a fighter by it's trade.."

Or possibly,

"Cecylon, you're breaking my heart..."

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

that is possibly by far....

the funniest thing i have seen this week.

*salutes*

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Arf!

i would expect that to happen with evil 'store cards'.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

Very clever!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Its for this very reason I don't have a credit card.

Well - that and the fact they'd laugh me all the way to the knife shop if I applied for one, obviously.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Some greedy bastard will always be there to give you a credit card.

I keep getting offers of a platinum card, despite being a 23 year old student who still lives at home with no real income other than my loan.

It is very, very silly.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

take out all of them

max the fuckers
then move to a different country

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Its a highly tempting prospect

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

move to scotland

where i can tease you relentlessly about being a cunt!

hi flower

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

But you do that anyway. Nowt would change.

Alright treacle, hows tricks?

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

a valid point

i'm not too bad ta.
all change at work, now i'm actually doing something i'm qualified to do.
i'm getting paid an ok wage.
and my boss got a new job and he's not being replaced here!

how's yourself sweet cheeks?

cunt

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

I'm grand ta. But jobless. Fancy giving me a job?

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

being offered one and actually getting one are two different thing though

i kept getting mail from Capital One for ages
last month i decided to try and apply for their
0% balance transfer card and they rejected me after
doing a proper credit check, which by checking also
lowered it some more....

ta

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

*takes out scissors*

*cuts up everything made of plastic in the office*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

My brother got

a credit card application form through the other day offering a fantastic 60.4% APR. What a bargain. Sorry, woo by the way

(

DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

hahahaha

I've had that one. I was gonna wrote to Watchdog about it... but couldn't be arsed.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

O_O

Best one I ever got was from a company that had turned me down before, offering me a free man's watch if I took out their card. I wrote 'I'm a girl. What the hell would I want with a cheap and tacky man's watch? Write to me again and I'll sue you out of business' on the application form and sent it back in their pre-paid envelope. I've never heard from them again.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Pre-paid envelopes

are for taping to bricks before posting.

Or old washing machines or whatever. They have to pay for the weight of the mail as well as the size nowadays.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

^ this is 100% true

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

I'm doing this next time they offer me a platinum card

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

This was before that

I'm on mail preference these days so don't get any junk at all. It's brilliant!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

Yeah

we've got that. And phone preference. It's great.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

I've signed up to Pizza Menu, Curry Menu, Chinese Menu, Kleeneze catalogue, Double-Glazing leaflets, Estate Agents Free Valuations Leaflets, Charity Bag through-your-letterbox-Preference

it doesn't work though

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

i put a little sign on my letterbox

it has reduced the flow to a trickle

but it makes me look like a miserable cunt

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Well you know why that is, don't you.....

Only joking kiddo, you're a precious little sunbeam and you light up my life like a flaming tent full of students.

MWA

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

0_0

that makes you look like a miserable cunt?

I thought of doing the same, but didn't for the same reason

edit: there was an occasion, I was on my drive when the free paper delivery bot turned up and I asked him to put it straight into the recycling box, which was open next to him.

He did!

what a dick

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Still get all those 'To Occupant' ones

I feel like putting them back in the post marked 'not known at this address'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

I do!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Fight the power!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

Haha

When I get credit card application forms I like to see how much other stuff i can fit in their prepaid envelopes. Usually as much newspaper as i can (usually requires sellotape to close). But I have while eating my breakfast, filled one with muesli and another with a perfectly nibbled piece of toast. I should probably get out more.

(

DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

You can quite legitimately

just tape the pre-paid envelope to a parcel.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

*makes mental note to do this later*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

I hope you nibbled the toast into the word CUNT

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

hehe

I imagine them opening up the envelope full of muesli and think its some sort of lumpy ricin

(

DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

thieving buggers

this is the second post involving barclays today!! they must be on the b3ta collective mind.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

Hahaha

Clever.

I have no idea where my credit card is. I accidentally maxed it out then paid it off just before they took a payment, so I'm actually 20-odd quid in credit on my credit card.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

i pay off my balance every month

so i don't care

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Exactly...

there isn't anything inherently ewvil about them if you're sensible

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

The crooks are the travel agents and the like

Who charge a fee for credit card payments.

Doesn't that violate the Ts&Cs? If you won't take the card as is, stop taking credit card payments then. And see how long you last...

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

More companies ought to do this

otherwise the rest of us end up paying the credit cards 2% commission

(

fuscous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

yes there is

it's like putting broken glass down and waiting for people to trip over

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

Thats more fun....

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

You could say the same about dictatorships

as long as you don't annoy the secret police, then you won't get dragged in and have electrodes attached to your testicles

(

fuscous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

I don't have one at all

I have a Barclaycard on my dad's account for absolute 'You're going to die if you haven't got a tenner' emergencies, but I've not used it.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

*is reminded of that scene in 'the sure thing' with john cusack*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

maybe if we wait long enough, an emergency will come along

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

*shotguns piss-weak american lager*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

I resisted for ages

then took one because I wanted to buy a load of fencing gear and I'm crap at saving. Then I put it away in a drawer and forgot about it*

*but not before accidentally putting it on my Paypal instead of my debit card - oops!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

Eek!

Cash withdrawals are even more rip-off-y.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

explain

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

something like 20% interest on a cash withdrawl

If not more

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

oh, on Credit Cards.

Never use it for that - didn't realise.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Heheh

Quite.
There's all these 'offers' at the minute:
0% on balance transfers for 6 months!
3% transfer fee

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

Professor Kenny Martin in "Quick and Dirty post" shocker...

Should be useful for n00bs sometimes, anyways...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

and what happens if I insert ham?

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

Turbo ham?

Uber ham?

(

gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

ham²!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Ham 2:

Hyperham

(

gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

Ham squared

The packeted stuff, I would imagine.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

Haha, you appear to have pissed on my mind!

www.b3ta.com/board/7393903

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

sorry 'bout that ma'am ;)

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I should have
Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I could have
Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time

You are pissing on my mind
You are pissing on my mind

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

it rips a hole in the space time continuium.

and you have to fight kirks evil twin.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

The Space Time ContinuHAM

shoily?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

Big Bhamng

Quantham Theory
Dark Hamatter
Dark Hamergy

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

What's Hamatter?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

Nuffin .....

... you ok?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

Hamterprise?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

Ace!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

WANT!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

woo

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olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Starfish Enterprise

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

You get ham to the power of ham.

Duh!

=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

Square ham?

wafer thin?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

reconstituted with no added water!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Ah, but what if I put ham in?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

See above

again

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Mechanically recovered ham?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Turkey ham?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

mmmmm....

*hungers*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

*orders ten*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

*inserts copy of Hamlet*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

*touches*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

This is the only situation where a ham jam is possible.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Haha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

another golden oldie...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

Kermit!

*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

handy

hello b3ta

I am covered in dust

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

what kind of dust?

could it be carcinogenic?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

hello Mighty Nibus

I'm covered in wine, amongst other things.

But why are you covered in dust?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

you're still covered in wine?

it'll stain if you don't rinse it out.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

too late I fear

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

You must bathe

in wine of the opposite colour

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

whilst being video'd for the european market.

5. Profit!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

Shhh!

Don't reveal the secret plan!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

you'd best get out of those previously wet clothes

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

I'd love to

I don't like wearing yesterday's clothes, let alone yesterdays wine-stained clothes.

However, being at work prevents me rectifying the situation, sadly

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

need a hand

licking it off?

and is it red or white?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

red

Merlot, I believe, but I'm no expert in these matters.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

meh good enough

*gets a lickin'*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

I am cleaning out my late mum's house

in the sunny Languedoc

in order of quantity, we have found

1. dust
2. firewood
3. candles
4. cash
5. haricots

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Oh yes, a dusty business, that, for sure

Similar dustiness was experienced while clearing out my late mum's house recently too.

Zero haricots, however.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

We found a fuckoffingly big ancient firework when clearing out my grandad's

STOP! Panic Time!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

Excellent!

Best thing we found was a porcelain gentleman's bedpan thing.

wtf?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

In my grandad's house, we found:

1)Cactii
2)Wood.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

waste of good wine, that

Especially if it mixes with the dust. Ruined, it'll be. Ruined.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

Covered in blood for me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

are you preparing placenta for lunch?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

hell no

Inuit babies

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

or is the dust covered in YOU?

/Thinkaboutit blog

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

pffft!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

hehehe!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

that's the problem doc, i can't sit down.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

I have no arse

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

Kermy?

Haaaaaai-yah!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

Is it wrong that I used to have a crush on Miss Piggy?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

No.

You're talking to the woman who fancies Predator.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

With the mask on, obviously. I'm not odd or owt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Smart!

*Gets back to deviant fantasies*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

Lots of women are attracted to powerful blokes.

A bird I knew used to fancy Darth Vader.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Darth's hawt!

it's the breathing

*swoons*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

haha!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Am it too late for compo

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

Just a couple of weeks

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!

Ya gotta love Monty Python

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

I expected you'd say that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

and I expected you'd reply to my expected post

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

A moose once bit my sister.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

A moose twice bit my sister

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

Yep.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

Aye

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

Shame really

he might have won with this

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

I think it has bindun really

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

Really?

I didn't know ;)

/explicit sarcasm

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Second time I've seen that...

...no third time...

Yes, third... no forth time...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

I'll come in again

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

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