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surf safely

i am also developing safe surf software.....hard to get the sponsership.

this ones under 70K......kingwu aka 'cuntproof'

(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

haha I like this

and it takes a lot to like Gitter posts at this stage in the game

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

if by under 50kb you mean over

then yes, yes it is. At least you are trying though. Hummus too so woo!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)

whos counting

50-60 whos countin?

(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)

you

or at least you just did there

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)

well you, apparently

Since you made a point in commenting on it being less

When it isn't

edit: Your edit would be better if you'd actually edited the size of the pic.. the it would have made US look like cunts :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)

couning

70-80 dont matter....its all experience thats the key

(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

couning?

slow down there fella, no need to rush

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

mmmm

i get excited when arroused

(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

what about when you're aroused?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

Blimey

We'll have none of that talk here, young man.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

gay chat

this is the last time I sign up to a gay chat rooms where you can flurt.

(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

Gay?

There are no filthy queers on MY watch.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

.....

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

shush Dave, get back in your closet

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)

good thing I have an internet connection in here

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)

I'm allowed :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)

idea

'filth' 'queer' 'watch' gives me an idea for a gif.....

(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

I look forward to seeing it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)

flirt

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

promise?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

*pssst, "Bleach"*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)

:()

i cant be talented, good looking, well hung AND have good englandish all at the same time.

(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

Why not? It's easy.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

at least try one of them though

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

/'\

i think i found 'home'

(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

just keep your feet off the coffee table

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

hahahah

better response

*raises hat*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

*bows*

thankee sir

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

*pfffft*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

Hahahaha

That's funeeeee!

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Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)

quick and rough but....

original here

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)

Hahaha

that's wooed!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)

that's numberwang!

er, donutwang

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)

that's nuremberg

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

I've been there

and seen it
_{it's true}

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)

67.5?

(engekomkommer, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)

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calico, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

I just logged in to say WOOHOO!

I heard Homer WOOHOOing in my head

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

Evening squire. How's things?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

Grand ta - it's 36 degrees in Berlin

My gusset is soaking wet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

You should bottle it

Eau d'Bawls, the new musky scent from Berlin

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

HA HA HA HA!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

hahaha, quality :)

woo :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

In response to this picture and your latest FP

you are officially too talented to live.

I demand that you hand in your passport at the desk and expire immediately.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

If I collapsed at my desk I would be most upset

I shall risk the wrath of your Gypsy Voodoo curse and carry on!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

Damn you!

*plays with small voodoo doll*

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

you'll go blind

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

who said that?

*peers*

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

I have no peers,

merely peons.

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

Ahahahaaa!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

Were you listening to Mrs T and I?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

when?

link me dammit!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

haha

excellent

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)

Fantabulous

Woo!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)

you win

EVERYTHING

That is quite simply brilliant.

w/y/h simply isn't enough.

EDIT : I still cannot laugh hard enough at this to do it justice. Double-Woo for the win.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)

I likes that!

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)

Yay

Homeriffic

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)

Hahahahaha

This is Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 22:54, archived)

cocking ace

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lemonhead, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)

Woo! Yay!

And last but not least...

HOOPLA!

(qwghlm, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

hahaha excellent!

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mugatu, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 6:44, archived)

you're a BLOODY GENIUS

WOOOOOOOOO

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)

ha ha!

mmm, sacrilegious

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)

hahahaha

you loon! :D

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

I've never wooed any one before

but dammit I'll woo this.
in fact I'll whooo hoooo it as well.

(cymro, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

that's absolutely brilliant

nice one, toasty

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Milkman Dan, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

top notch

well done sir

(chongma, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

And Yey

Woop indeed

What does he win?

(vitty And now...F5 F5 F5 F5 F5, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

Just fantastic

(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)

This was the first thing I thought when i saw this.

Thankyou for having the ability to make it happen :D

Woo-Hoo!

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 17 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)

You causeth me to giggle.

Tee hee.

And, of course, woo!

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 17 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)

Another great piece of work

Well done

(Bogbean, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)

Woohoo!

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)

Oi!

Get the fuck off my frontpage, loiterer!

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 17 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)

I'm sure a pagan somewhere is loling

woo!

(Arahan, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)

LOL!

this one certainly is!

(cybo, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

As am I.

But there are those who are not so amused by it, and want to do rain ceremonies to try to get it washed away because they find it offensive to the giant.

They need to get a life.

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)

Simply the funniest...

..gif that I can remember seeing. Thanks.

(philbo baggins, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)

you've been boing boinged

hope your bandwidth is widthy and cheap
www.boingboing.net/2007/07/17/animated_homer_tosse.html

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alistair, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)

Brilliant!

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harpski, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)

Simpy

wonderful

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)

newspaper

Did anyone see the cartoon in the Mail today? I saw it and felt proud, knowing that I was one of the few who would see it and get it (for those who didn't see it, it's this entry, but Homer's pants have been stolen and he has a bump on his head from the club)
:D

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d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)

i just had a LOLgasm

thank u

(william_shatner, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)

Woo

and Yay

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beardman, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 7:01, archived)

please not GC, please not...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

pffft

dial 'C' for "I like this"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)

Full-blown case of pelvic norks.

Prognosis - woo.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)

Pelvic norks?

OMGWTFBBQ??

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

Dial K for Kittens

;)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)

woo!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

Dial S for Psycho

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)

i are sensitive

(iamah, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

get thee to

icanhascheezburger.com/

Ban the kittens!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

Oh good God.

Someone please make it stop!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

Time Magazine

actually had a two page article on this site this week... god help us if we become a kitten site.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

Kill 'em all

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)

WITH HAMMERS!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

we have to make a concerted effort to rid b3ta of kittens before we become associated with this shit

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

before?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

true. OK, forget everything I said. We've been doomed for ages now

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

...kittens with annoying text, yes

but.....not all the kittens. Surely no? What kind of monster are you?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

all.kittens

*maniacal laughter to fade*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

you're unstoppable.

A MANIAC.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

MANIAC

ON THE FLOOR

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)

I'd say it's a bit late.

"is it fluffeh fucking kittin tiem" does my head in. Why can't people stay at 4chan and leave me alone?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)

cos I is on your site

making you LOL

*kills self*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

Well, I like the fluff!

This is no lolcat TOAPOAK, this is the sort of b3ta fluff there's always been, shirley, and I for one applaud it

*applauds*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)

What she said ^

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)

What he said ^

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)

What them cunts said ^

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)

only 2222 posts

spended all my day off animating roobarb for something, so have this.

edit, bollocks my hosting went tits-up. moved it

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

redex here

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

^This^

/ac

edit: 'tis ace.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

^that^

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

SEDAGIVE?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

ftw!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

borked!

edit
*wibbles*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

Ooooh "Image"-No More !

(Image being a Redex Surrogate for Opera-users.)

Here. Have This...

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

fried rubber!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

This is woo

People

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rjmrjm, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

T/J

Can anyone access: www.fasthosts.co.uk ?

Also, have a pearost.

(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

Ahh, they finally found out his IQ?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

not now

it WAS on a fasthosts server.....

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

I think their whole network is down

I just wish I had time to move away from them

(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

one of my hosts is up, the other borked.

its fucking annoying. its always the one that coobeastie.co.uk is on that breaks.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

Fasthosts are crap

The trouble is moving 75+ websites away from them takes fucking ages and I don't even have flipping ages.

(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

I thought he had one IQ point

And she's not in the picture.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)

needs more annoying cult

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)

Congrats on the milestone!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

confabulations!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

I dunno where I was going with this...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

That one on the left appears not to have been expecting whoever's poking him in the side.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

to lolcats.com?

or icanhascheezburger.com or something

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

those cats

look like harry, hermione and ron.
in cat form. obviously.

(whatsinaname, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

Oh yeah...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

obviously

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

It's not all legging it around The Universe you know....

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

ha ha

genius

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

nice!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

I'm only getting in doctor

on the condition that the trout faced, chubby horror is not allowed in. And keep you sonic wand in your pants.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

Haha

Martha's the babe though.

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Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

hehehe, excellent

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

now that one IS Richard Hammond surely?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

hehehehe

Yes it made me do that , excellent

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)

"It's Earthworm, Jim.... but not as we know it!"

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

HAHAHAHA

*click*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

haha

*loikes*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

Hahaha!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

Yes!

WOO!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

pffft!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

woo!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

topshop

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

hahaha, that's t'riffic

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

haha

ace

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

Needs more dog.

Was he called dave?

Ace though.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

Yes!...Yes!...Yes!...

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

arf!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

The real Girlfriend Tickles me until I have to physically restrain her

Then gets a hand free and pokes me until I run away. I can't hit back at women.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

don't be such a puff

give her a slap

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

That reminds me

I was putting up a sign for a new cleaner and there was an advert there for spanking lessons.
Obviously spanking it far more complicated than I ever thought.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

there's the danger of RSI and all the risk assessments for a start.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

I can't bring my hand to a woman

its some sort of Psychological switch in my head that won't turn off. I can just try and restrain them, once got my arse handed to me in a big fight by some butch chick who was beating me with a shoe.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

nice of her

to give your arse back afterwards

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

yup

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

Well if you are anything like me

then you can start laughing maniacally and just intimidate them to stop.

Or alternatively just spank her..............that's the kind of kinky shit you bastards get up to.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

Spanking is a completely different affair

and confined to the bedroom/parks/changing rooms/public toilets/kitchen/walking down the street

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

haha

you buffoon. Do you know nothing? Laughing at them turns them into crazed murderers.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

he he

i think we've just found some-one who likes it rough

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

JUST found?

hello new person...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

she slaps you until you're as pink as a pig

In bed.

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Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

haha

I hate that. My old man did it to me as a kid and it has made me murderous to anyone trying it now I can break jaws.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

It's only evil if the moustache part curls up at the ends

and if the chin part can be twirled around one finger

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

Please don't say things like that ....

*drools from multiple orifices*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

haha

"ding dong!"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

ewwww

arse leekage

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

you love it!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

Sorry it's not funny

or very realistic. Or generally acceptable. To anybody. Ever.

Click for bigger (335KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

do we forgive you for it?

Only time will tell.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

I really like that. It tickles my Grapes Of Wrath.

But in a good way.

*click*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

ooh i do like that.

can't recognise the car though.... i'm sure dave will know.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

Crikey thats a bit good

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

Was that painted with a tab?

Big woo!

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Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

tab?

Tablet? If so, yes. corel painter X and Wacom. Chalks and pastels ( digital ones of course )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

It's a beauty

If I could click it again I would.

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Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

Thanks

It's my newish 'thing' I'm getting the hang of it ( it's from photo reference of course ) but when I see hot-realistic stuff from other painter users I despair.
This bird takes the piss.
www.faysartstudio.com/

I quite like this one I did a while back

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

and yet i like it

has a nice bluesy feel to it

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

i got a nice bluesy feel to me...

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

*feels*

hmmm ........

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

i'm all fluffy too

my surname is Blews, which i am told is "furry" in welsh

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

That's really very good, that is.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

I like...

*click*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

that's very nice, squire

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

Flu

Gel

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

I see liquid shoes

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

"Liquid Shoes"

Evertyime somebody says two words together, the guy that sings "Chocolate Rain" on youtube sings the words in my head, GET OUT CHOCOLATE RAIN MAN!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

hahahaha

oblong grain

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

DAMN YOU!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

I think I'm glad

that I have no idea what that means. I'm still disturbed by Mr Pregnant.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

Really big Voice from a wee guy

its good, but a catchy tune.
Chocolate rain

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

I refuse

and you can't make me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

its not a shock thing honestly mate

just a little dude that looks like a young Jackson Singing

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

ah, ah, ah, ah-CHOO!

*click* & woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

Tanks Frank.

How goes the XenoRawk?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

toe-tappingly delicious

with a slight head bob!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

MeccaCard

Earn points while you martyr.

(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

enhance

image

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Dr. trouser, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

Biggar!

Etc.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

My hamster just died from exhaustion!

To the bunker!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

christ on a bike

either your hosting is shit
or this is bastard massive

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

suffering fuck

you broke my internets

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

400 fucking k?!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

Shit!

Someone pressed the big red button!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

It's peuce

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

Pedant.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

yr img iz to bg

to bg!1!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

fuckin' ell

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

That's fucking big.

please keep images to 50Kb, for the sake of those users on dial-up.

also that bloke reminds me of Boon. Anyone?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

Nope

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

Jeez dial up?

They'll have to come back tomorrow for that image! I believe it's for peeps too tightarsed not to get capped broadband as well.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

Get with the times grandad

people on internet phones don't want to be downloading pics that big either.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

I must admit that when I'm on b3ta on my xda

you fuckers cost me a fortune ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

Subtle..

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

hahahhaa

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

Hmmm, Yeah...

I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and optimize this...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

Hello there :)

You'd get a friendlier response from everyone if you could optimize or link very large images like this one. Recommended filesizes for still images on the board is 50kb.
If you'd like some tips on optimizing just ask here, people are usually happy to help :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

sorry

OK chaps - sorry. as always reading the FAQ too late :( thumbnailed and modded - sorry.

(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

No worries mate.

Top response.
Welcome to b3ta :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

winnar! \(^o^)/

you gave b3ta wood again. now everything is good again.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)

Try using the image hosting provided by b3ta.

It automatically thumbnails large images such as this.

Aside from the filesize, lovely first post.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

This is bigger than God.

YOU'VE RUINED HISTORY.

That said, nice first image :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

Hahaha

"ruined history" :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

*grin*

Funnily enough, there's a lost CFA somewhere with that as the hatless guy's wail of grief. But I can't be bothered to seach the universe for it. It's probably shite. :P

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

Hello new person. Thanks for reading our FAQ. Cheers.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

you want to make that about 10% of the file size

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

Ouch. Perhaps making the pic a tad tiddly bit smaller?

Or feel the pain of B3ta Nazi jackboot up jacksy.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

Shit on a fucking stick

*rams pens into both eyes*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

I'm torn between the usual 'welcome/shop/kitten' response, and 'optimise you cunt'.

Any suggestions?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

cunt?

im ok with the cunt bit. like being at my nans

(kingwu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

In which case I refuse.

And will go with:

Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten, 'shop a chair.

YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE!

_{I clicked anyway ;)}

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

pfft

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

Hahahah

Heaven knows she's miserable now. Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

hahahaha!~

and woo pic!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

I find this more terrifying

than the wheelies from Return to Oz.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

They scared the shit out of me!

Actually, most of that film did...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

watch it again

those childhood memories will be dispelled, as time has not been kind to it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

Which is why I shall leave it alone

I like my memories - even the scary ones

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

I'm with you on this

Those things were TERRIFYING...

almost as scary as the black rabbit out of watership down

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

yet that particular film is STILL terrifying

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

oh absolutely

I can't watch it. :P

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

not nigel planer then?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

I thought that

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

HA!

Me too!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

Heh

dammit you're right, it's a lot like him :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

Bonza work!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

Eep!

Shakespeare's ~~sister~~ grandmother.
Top shop!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeE!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

Not the girlies (Shakespear's Sister)

The SONG by the Smiths (Shakespeare's sister).
/pedant

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

FAIL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

That is seriously monged

But verrr good. It is also scaring the shit out of me.

Thus *clickage* will occur.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

Aaaahhh, Makeup...

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

hahaah

wonderful

ning and night!

offski

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

HA!

Like the old joke. WHy do women wear make up and perfume?
Coz they're ugly and they smell.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

I don't use much of either...

and I don't really know why I decided to write that, but *shrugs*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

I just happen to have some of that here...

There you go.

(the joke was the reason behind these pathetic attempts :) )

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

Pffffffft!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

Hahahaha

Scary!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

Hahaha!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

Boris throws his hat into the ring...

Blog & Archive

edit - bit smaller

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

Boz is great

He's one politician that's interesting at the mo, and almost enough to make me vote Tory.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

the last decade is enought to make me vote tory.

unless the Loony Party arise again.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

see, i'm fucked

i can't vote labour after the abortionate last 10 years
and i can't vote tory cos they are worse
so i waste my vote and vote libdem, cos they won't get in, so the govt won't be my fault

/ridiculously stupid logic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

I have no idea what I'm going to do.

If I try and vote tory I'll explode (does not compute etc) but I can't vote Labur as they're not fucking labour any more. And as you say, libdem is just a non-vote, really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

^This

is utter rubbish. A vote registers your support for someone. You're supposed to vote for who you want, not try to bet on the winner.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

I don't really want any of them.

*shrugs* But women and commoners died for my right, and I feel guilty defacing my ballot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

Fair enough

If there's nobody you want to vote for, there's nearly always someone you want to vote against.

I lived somewhere there was only a choice between Labour and Tory and some nutty independent twat. So I spoiled it by adding a 'none of the above' box and putting my cross there.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

I vote for me.

There, that's decided.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

You could always spoil your vote

At least it shows you bothered to turn up and you won't be classed as apathetic.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

i see the logic

tbh democracy is a sham
i'd like a nice benevolent dictator

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

As soon as I'm made Grand High Dictator of Earth

All this will change.

Music will improve, there will be fitter women around, and Jade Goody will be caged with Davina McColl for the entertainment of the public.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

*votes for the Queen*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

I'm right with you on that one.

I'm in exactly the same aquatic transport device.

Also, all politicians are lying scumbags.

I tried to be an anarchist, but there were too many rules.

So instead I might just go to the pub for a beer and a smoke.

Oh...!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

^this, essentially

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

I haven't bothered for years

*awaits 'my grandmother threw herself under a horse / grandfather died in the war / uncle once made a cake for your right to vote' flaming*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

Dear lord

I hope you are joking.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

at one time i held the post of "Official Witchfinder General" in the Loony Party

so i can't really vote tory, can i?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

I hope you can vote for the loony party :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

Our local candidate died last year.

Our splinter branch (the Rock N Roll Loony Party) is in disarray.

I might have to stand.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

The guy is a clueless retard

He'll probably they and help the needy of London out by giving them a discount on top hats and golf club fees!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

Umm...

Can we have that in sober?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

I'll vote for him then

can't get enough discount on top hats.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

sound like what Macca did for the people of Cowsick.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

hahahaha, that's beautifully shopped!

/Do you think he'll introduce a 'Confusion Charge' to central London

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

best thing for Labour in ages

class war in London.
Wine bars Vs. pubs, I can see it now...

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

I want Bill McLaren doing the voiceover on BBC News

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

Why teetotal?

*offers non-alcoholic beverage in comfort*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

I have chronic Cluster Headaches, and they've been progressively getting worse over the past couple of years

had another bout of them start about 2 weeks ago, probably for another couple of months,
and am cutting back gradually on everything which can be a trigger.
absolute arse it is, I can tell you

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

Haha!

Top shop!

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Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

frippin' excellent shop sir!

wow!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

Brown girl in the ring

tra-la-la-la-la

Very woo, awesomely shopped.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

This

is all of the greatness.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

Superb!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

Nicely done.

He'd be a nightmare as mayor.

Red Ken all the way.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

...to the moon, hopefully.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

If he allows me to get there on a travelcard

I'll vote for him twice.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

Well it hadn't bindun when I started it...

So I'll post it anyway

click to embiggen

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

ha!~~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

haha.....

top shop sir

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caffeinefreak, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

he he

nicely done

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

does the large gay that's following you frighten you?

or is he a nice fella?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

Ones nice

theres another that scares the living shit out of me.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

which one is dixon? :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

Dixon is lovely

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

do one of fear and loathing in las vegas!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

Besides one a couple of hours ago

I've not found this else where in the compo, which I was rather surprised at, so I decided I'd make it.

Still, cheers everyone else.

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

don't be so sensitive....

(likeajackhammer, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

nice style

well shopped too

but by christ i'm bored with this compo

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

How could anyone be bored by the Muppets?

and yet.... I am too :(

(

in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

*furnishes with copy of Bella*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

emberg?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Qui?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

*link to wikipedia's page on bella emberg*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

Oh I can't be arsed.

Do work for me, there's a good donkey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

*starts collection for real sofa*

www.justgiving.com/new_sofa_for_captain_wow

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Office snort

and muttley type laugh.

You buffoon!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

hee hee

glad to return favour

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

was expecting a horse related tareget there.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

then shut up and 'shop something more interesting then

use all that negative energy wisely, and to greater effect.
This place is either all nazi or moaning these days, where's the FUN gone?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

F is for friends who do stuff together

U is for you and meeeee
N is for anytime and anywhere at all, down here in the deep blue seeeaaaaa

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

F is for fire that burns down the whole town

U is for uranium... BOMBS!
N is for no survivors!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

i'm stuck at work for 8 hours

every fucking day
i can't photoshop from here, and b3ta is my only respite from job-related tedium

if there was anywhere as good as b3ta to go when i got frustrated with it, believe me, i'd go.

so it looks like you'll have to put up with me or put me on ignore

edit: and this compo is a bindun delight

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

I always wondered about the phrase 'put up'

It appears to make no sense.

*consults Why bird*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

I like you, you're a great b3tan, and the comment wasn't aimed at you specifically

but if people don't like a compo, don't enter it, and at least credit those who bother to.
If you don't like a post, don't reply to it.
and if all else fails, take a little bit of hearty nourishment from the fact that it only lasts seven days,
what's the worst that could happen?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

that 'if you don't like a compo, don't enter' argument doesn't hold water

because it's generally other people's entries that are the problem

film related compos usually reesult in a ridiculously fast board full of binduns
and 7 days is a LONG time

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

then put a week's work in

honestly, it's an image website, and constantly getting on the 'bindun' wagon to people
really doesn't help. If you don't like it, don't reply. Simple.

the 'apple' challenge resulted in loads of 'ibindun' and 'ibandwagon' images

the gordon brown compo result in lots of 'texture like sun' binduns

computer error compo - say no more about bandwaggonage

gillian mcKeith challenege - lots of bindun posts about shit, anyone?

macca compo - sign bandwaggonage anyone?

and so on and so forth. every compo has its pitfalls, but this constant 'bindun'/nazi thing is just ripping the fun out of B3ta these days

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

*man hugs*

*thinks of intenese puns*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

As I said above

I went through all the entries before starting this and the only time I can find it posted is 2 hours before I did.

I do have another idea which I can't find anywhere, but hey, maybe I'll not bother since it obviously causes so much trauma for some people to look at a picture

(

elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

*funs*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

Cheese?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

It started well

But there's been a lot of binduns (not mine I hope)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

Heehee

(

in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

nice shadowage

It's a great version

woo!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

You've spent time on this

And it's gigglesome too...

*Grins* *Clicks*

(

Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

nicely done

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

boris for mayor!!

Click for bigger (83KB)

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

excellent eye-bogging there.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

I thought that was natural

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

it's not unusual

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

to be loved by anyone

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

ba de de de de dum

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

as she stands there, singing for money!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

no no no no

thats "Ba da de da da da ba da de da da da"

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

ALL ABOARD!

the night train

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

do da do da doooo

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

oh oh oh its magic

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

you know

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

This has disaster written all over it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

Bad ideas are ok if they are as delicious as they are bad.

(

Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)

haha

is that Dr Robotnik?

(

Just Flange, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)

Earthworm Jim!?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

He rockets through the skys!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)

Earthworm Jim

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

A hero for all time

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

you're a naughty one, saucy jack.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)

*has fit*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

sorry

early anim, bit fast innit?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)

*blacks out*

*dribbles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

*fucks while still warm*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

*wakes up*

*spangs*
*blacks out again*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

Amateur.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

armature

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

Overture

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

wombling free

(

mugatu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

Office lol!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

Applies wombling fee

£2.99

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

he doesn't look as friendly as i remember.....

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

This goes incredibly well with

youtube.com/watch?v=AyUjYJ5qdcU which I am watching/listening to at the moment.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

do you pronounce that...

zero zero one zero zero?

i like

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

Oh Oh Eye Oh Oh

As far as I'm aware.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

mmmm

maybe i'll order online
instead of asking in the shop
:D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

Bacon in milkshake? No!

Bacon in breakfast? Yes!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)

do not go to bed in bacons

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)

bacons is not effective hat!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

mm deliciously bad idea's are the best

*deep fat fries peanut butter sandwich*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

hi elvis

er..i mean dave

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)

*readies stretcher & liposuction*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)

he's not elvis

he's gene vincent

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)

I got a mohwak now

with a tiny baby quiff in it

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)

your hairdo's got a quiff?

*confuseds*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

my work here is done

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

my weirdo's gone all stiff

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

I get that a lot

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

magic fingers

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

Elvis had a smaller ego...

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

I won't argue that

My ego was invited to Join the UN

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

Loes

*waves*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

*waves back*

i saw little monkeys yesterday.
if you're ever near east kilbride go to calderglen country park. it's ace.

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

at the Zoo?

or were you on drugs?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

man you reply fast!

at calderglen country park

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

I just have f5 constantly being pushed by one of those cocktail drinking bird things

Family trip was it?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

it was indeed

and it was awesome. you should go.
they have lots of animals.
lizards, snakes, birds, monkeys, fish and assorted others

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

sabre-toothed horse?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

now that would be magical

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

just remember

there are no fucking cows in outer mongolia!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

instead

they reproduce my mitosis

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

i twitch and i salivate

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

HE'S HAVING A FIT!

*kisses of life with tounges*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

you got spaz froth on your chin

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

thats mine

I get frothy when I'm horny

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

(

Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

*picks up Prodigy's twitching body from the floor*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

afraid not

but they had a snaggle toothed duck

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

i bet one of the chip shops round your way

actually does that

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)

Me too

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

that last frame made me grin

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)

i imagine that being said in a very sinister voice.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)

now imagine Su Pollard saying it

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

sideshow bob

(

mugatu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

thats exactly who i thought of.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

*tosses salad*

*scrambles eggs*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

I hope pan-of-bacon-n-milk didn't land on man-with-fez!

cuz that'd hurt.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

fez offer protection from scald-milk bacon harm?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

Yay for Fez!!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

Reminds me

of when someone I know offered to make breakfast and
fried a big 'ol bag of bacon mis-shapes in margarine.

mmm. Salty.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

Oh, hello.

Click for bigger (68KB) | I've got a new web comic starting up, because I CAN. Clicky poos.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)

at least he had a funky hat

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

it looks like one of those dildos you can attach to a wall with a sucker

edited for grammar

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)

Voice of experience?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

does 'you can'

mean 'I have'

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

I have attach to a wall?

He put basil in de soup?!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)

hey!

YOU can attach it to the wall with a sucker. I'm happy as I am thanks.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

with it attached to the coffee table?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)

bouncy. bouncy

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

Get off of my coffee table

thats a candle

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

my nipples? explode, with delight

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

I have no idea what you just said.

But it came with a marvellous mental image. You looked ever so orgasmic.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

it's from monty python

the hungarian rude phrasebook
well worth a youtube search when you're not at work

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

mmm bouncy bouncy

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

*makes a mental note*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

Oi you

You check your calendar thingy?:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

yup

did you?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

*shuffles feeties*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

run along then

off you go

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

Now I can get a train from London

Have trains reached Scotland yet?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

yes

you can get a train straight to glasgow central from london, alternatively fly from Stanstead to Prestwick international. Prestwick being 20 minute drive from mine and on the same train line too. Think Chunderbunny is flying in.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

Don't think I've ever been to Glasgow.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

See it'll be an exciting new adventure for you!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

I still love your style

And I will now spend all day trying to say 'Burfield Fyefield'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

style~tastic!

woo

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

I love your posts

and your style and ... stuff.
I shall peruse your website later.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

your lack of snail has confused me greatly

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)

oooh crikey!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

i always had you down as a sheep

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

~~you down as~~ lolololoooooool

(

mugatu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

LOLZORS!

HALO SUCKS PS3 IS SO COOL

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

all the latest gen consoles suck

(

mugatu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

Me too

It always happens when new icons are out. I try one out for a while then revert.
I think my snail will return very soon.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

Your site is LIES!!! It says a lovlier world but the URL is a nicer world. LIES! LIES! SHEPHERDS PIES!

oh and woo

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)

You make a good point

I have now changed it, it makes more sense.

And I'm fickle.

(

dotmund .co.uk, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

hahahahaha

"wife looked like hulk hogan...." Woo!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

Haha, I like this and I've subscribed to the RSS feed.

Yay!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

its not fucking earthworm fucking jim ok

(CHOPCHOP, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

Evil Earthworm Jim?

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

earthworm jim?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

I LOVE EARTHWORM JIM!!!1

(

mugatu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

jims evil earthworm?

(

Just Flange, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

mmmmmm tastes like nightmares

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

You spelt Earthworm Jim wrong.

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

wot, no mug shot?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)

I don't always post pictures of myself

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

*scratches*

*sniffs*

mmm butterscotch

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

~~butter~~

(

mugatu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

ooooOooOooOooooOOoooOOOOO!

smooth like butter!
ooooOooOooOooooOOoooOOOOO!
smooth like butter

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

fook me!

it's Earthworm Jim!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

his brother, "Earthworm Jack"?

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

Earthjim Worm?

*fears worms*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)

Robo cod?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)

Its not fucking him now

but maybe later?

/coat

(

TBL I posted this on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)

*I like this, muchly*

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)

So, let me get this right, you're saying it ISN'T Earthworm Jim?

(

in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)

I don't know about you

but I'm confused.

Arg, I hate busy work. GO AWAY, CUSTOMERS.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

How dare they?

Don't they know you have more interesting things to be doing?

(

in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

*sends them all to Coventry*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

Apparently it's not f*cking earthworm jim...

Now that doesn't strictly rule out it being earthworm jim, as I'd be very surprised if an earthworm could f*ck itself...

but then I'm no expert.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)

They're a-sexual anyway, so they probably can

I think

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)

Hermaphrodites, no?

You could chop one in half and see if one half mates with the other

EDIT: Monoecious apparently is the term en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthworm

(

in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

it works with spaghetti

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

Spaghetti grows on trees

Everyone knows that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)

Spaghetti mates with itself?

COR! I've been buying it all these years, I could have started a breeding programme of my own!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)

they need a little help

I spent years perfecting a special 'mating paste' for spaghetti

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

I raise you...

fuck knows, call it what you want.

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

A twat?

(

Hankster, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

Yep i'll go with that

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

ToeJam and Earl!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

Earthworm Jim.......Tim Burton style.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

Aha!

I'd been waiting for you to appear

cfb

(

Weetobix, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

hahah!

thats the one!!!!!!

(CHOPCHOP, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)

Shame I didn't get a pic earlier

they had it opened up displaying all your artwork a couple of days before

(

Weetobix, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

nice!

is that in bristol?

(CHOPCHOP, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

Yup

Gloucester Road

(

Weetobix, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)

Earthworm Steve?

(

beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)

hello peeps

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)

spang!

ouch.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)

inspired by a real thing what they say at the supermarket

keepin it real

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

...and where would we be if nobody kept it real?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

Cheeseworld

(

Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

First laugh of the day

nice

(

Hankster, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

I was expecting him to say

"No, I am dead". Woo!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)

is he?

or IS he?

hmmmm?

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

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