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# You know you would
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# /sniggers
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# sracist!
/ac
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# pfftt
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# nicely!
nicely nicely nicely!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# madge has a dark secret as well.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# cor!
I mean

Jesus!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# woohoo
she can do all the work for a change
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hey Mr DJ, pop the kettle on, i fancy a cuppa
Tea Tea Tea
when the musli stops its never gonna stop, gonna drive me crazy! do do do
ARGH MANBITS ON A LADYWOMAN!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# CRIVENS!
*drops monocle*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Oi, did you steal that off Dr When?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Why yes I did :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Hurrah!
Did you get anything else? C'mon, share!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# *Frantically fumbles around for some tissues*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# i fuckin knew it
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# thats way too well done
*bokes*

but you enjoyed making it I can tell
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Argh!
Hahaha
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# uff
Cervical Prolapse is serious business
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
#
office lol

ha ha
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# At least she fits in on that beach scene now:I
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Too many bones...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# better?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# you scare me
I dont think we should be seen in public anymore
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Stop lurking you
*enfluffles*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Yea I know
I've had so much stuff pile up recently =/

How're you?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# grand ta :)
Super happy fun yay Friday :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# thats ok then!!
you can do some amazing things with paint.
i suppose zoo will be emailing me soon.
i think i'll be a sell-out whore...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# *would be edit*
and we will be seen out together!!!
i'll make up t-shirts with each others face on to wear!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Next you'll be skinning me alive and strutting around town with your new weasel suit
You crazy psycho.

How're you getting on with those sprues?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *strokes beard thoughtfully*
hmmmmmm
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# the sprues!!
theres some excellent stuff there!!
i can festoon thunderbird 2 with weapons!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Cool
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Mildly....
Fabulous colour actually

*wants*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# too subtle?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# mmm blackcurrant donuts
get on with the decorating!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# nah, thats for the lonely evenings.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# ARGH MANBITS ON A LADYWOMAN!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# might just be her blob-stopper getting wet...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# haha....*bokes*......haha!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Well where else should she keep her spare pair of socks?
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Chicks with dicks
or chaps with baps?

Which is it?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# A very interesting question
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Isn't that that child from Buffy?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# can we have the sauce?
I want to watch it when I get lonley
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I suppose I
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# you've been looking a little unstable


Boom
Boom
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# mmm!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# hmmm
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The Dois Candangos Monument Brazil....

keeps the rabble off the street

You Tube full version here
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# oh STOBBIT!!!
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# This
Can we set up a committee to kill Toasty?

and eat his brains.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I'll be secretary!
*readies notepad*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Right
take this down...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# why are you standing in front of her in your pants?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# *takes things down*
Oops...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Bagsie the frontal lobe!
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# see, now I'm imagining that as a children's cartoon series
"Bagsie the frontal lobe!"
always making plans :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Hehehehe
with puppets?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# oh yeah!!!
:D

it'd be cool

and mr spleen is always angry!

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# THIS!!
We'll make miiiiillions
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hang on
has this bindun

the characters were different organs

and it was puppets and they lived in a house

:/
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *giggles insanely*
*slips off chair under desk*

HELP!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# eek!
quick someone, take advantage!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *advantages*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# haha
:D

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I'll volunteer!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# damn
I wanted that bit.

it's all yours, I'll settle for the pituitary gland*





* I possibly just made this bit up
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Do we get his talents if we eat them?
possibly on toast?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# If we kill him for his skillz
We're bloody well killing you too.

Git!

:)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# He has more skills than me
eating his brains will only make me stronger!




now if I could only master the art of 3d animation....
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# If you get 3d anim Skillz too
Your bum will fall off...

(Me? Jealous? NEVER!)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
#
BRAINS
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Are you a God?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I cannot endorse the safety of that monuments
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# HT stages an FP takeover.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Christ!
Enough with all the talent already! :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# This is ridiculous
I was just reading the comments for your stonehenge whatsyercallit and being jealous of all the hummus stealing and then I come to the Main Board and you're at it again!

W/Y/H!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# OK, I'm jealous of your skillz too
Bastard

*clicks*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# *renames b3ta - happyb3ta*
Yay Mr.Toast!
Woo!
*CLICK*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# bah
seen this on Tony Hart's gallery

like, LOADS of times

so passé



*jealouses*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
Tony taught me everything I know

But did he teach me everything he knows?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Not enought time in the day for me to do that.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Damn that's good
W/y/h ^_^


nice one
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Oooo Lovely
Hoopla!!

Racist!

:P
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# genius
pure genius... much good
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
what should it be this week?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Holy cow sold to McDonalds
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# McShamoo
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# JK ROWLING SQUATTING OVER A NOTEPAD
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# what would Woody do if Woody wooed Woo?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# *says quickly*
*gets tongue in a knot*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# He'd come up with great film ideas and then piss them away in favour of something boring thats been done
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Come to a dark ally and i'll show you
;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Tewkesbury Flumes Now Open
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle up your arse
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Harry Potter shacked up with that poo doctor McKeith
and he now has hogwarts.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# 'Like an itch in your colon you can't scratch with a pylon'
or somesuch. I don't know.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# EPO!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Water, water everywhere and Jade Goody's still afuckinglive.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Real life office LOL
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# B3ta: Keeping you abreast of the best of Zoo and Nuts
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Huh! Huh huh!
Breast.

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ;)
gotta get boobs in there somewhere
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Freshly secreted from Roman Polanski's secret armpit vagina
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# "I remember he had red pubic hair ... I don't want to get into details if you don't mind"
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Life found on earth, scientists amazed!

edit : or MANBITS ON A LADYWOMAN!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# How to fit a whole midget in your anus.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Free raincoat with each issue.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# As used for 'Research' by Chris Langham
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# This
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Tee hee!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# ^this
please
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# and Pete townsend
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahahahahah
got to be this one
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# it has to be this
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# ^
HARD
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Amusing-shaped vegetables.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Now with 60% added less.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I fucking wish she would get some horrible degenerative disease
/autocomplete

I like the hatstand of this
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Shambo is chicken?

fred west blamed for blocking gloucester drain system
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Better than a suck-job off ya nan.
..? Maybe.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Read it before Gordon Brown puts a tax on it!
!!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I hope not this.
dont give them ideas
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# FREEZE MY LACTATING WARTS AND CALL ME SALLY, IT'S THE MOTHERPISSING NEWSLETTER
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I don't know about the subject
but for 'Things We'd Like To See'

How about a software plug in where you enter the maps for World of Warcraft etc. and it pops up in the corner of your screen and does GPS for you?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Or an attractive coaster set
made entirely from things found floating down streets in Gloucester.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# "WARNING: SPOILERS"
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# If this fits up your arse I'll drive you to hospital myself
/real life conversation
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Probably the newsletteriest thing you'll see this week!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Better than a cow with a fucking wreath around it's neck.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Knickerdamp: fact or fiction?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Circulation anomolies found in newsletter. Suspended from tour
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# TURNIPS FROM SURINAM
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# 'Like a page from Zoo. But original. And not made by cunts.'
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# ^THIS^
!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# blah blah newsletter etc tits
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# The b3ta Newsletter - not yet owned by Murdoch.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Fuck off you watery cunt!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Cocksquirrel Vs. Vagbadger. We show you how.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# B3ta: more steroids than a French cyclist
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ewar woowar
- the wilderness years
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Its like cancer; but with a twist of lime.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# We now initiate romantic evenings
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Cocks the size of marrows
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Chris Langham - How do you know when a child has an orgasm? Fuck'em.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# we are all made of fail
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Frozen Processed Peas
Peace Process Frozen
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# FUCK MY SHITBOX YOU TENTACLED TWAT
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# all the muck that's fit to rape
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# that's what little boys are made of.
was just one of the rejected lines from the well known poem.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Sweet Jesus, is it Friday?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Sour Satan, tomorrow is Saturday
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# You don’t have to be Muslim to start a jihad; but it helps.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Like Harry Potter, but with more cocks.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Not giving a shit about Harry Potter and his many "friends"
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# BUILD YOUR OWN ARK IN 25 SIMPLE STEPS

or

FLOODS SUBSIDING - HOSEPIPE BAN STARTS SATURDAY
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Well, that's the Tawdry France ruined...


Not by the drug use though. By the bloody FUSS.
(Click for big).


Edit: Better to lasso-tool goatse than another fucking BIKE.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# click for big!
ahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# yay for the Tour de Farce 2007
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# watching cycling.
*yawns*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hah!
Such ignorance!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *argh* i had just forgoteen all about that crap
D:
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I think this is beautifully executed
top bit of design work squire
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# No spokes!
They all will die! Yesss!

For that, I click.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Muppet Colliseum


Click for bigger (86KB)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# It's two compos in one!
Love it :-)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# When two become one

/SpiceGirlsBlog
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Do you want me to hurt you?
Cos I will you know
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# How much again?
*rumages for change*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# When compo's collide

erm woo?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Woo
But I think it's bindun last night?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Yeah, by HappyToast
the overtalented, FP-hogging git :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Curses.
Didn't see it (honest guv), but houpla to Mr Toast for getting there first.

git ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha
You cant help but love him!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# It's because of the way I am equally good
at making a tit of myself
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# He finds the controls a little complex...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Ironic, really.
You'd have thought he woulda been good with hand movements.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# *I like this, because it's funnee*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# spitzenklasse eins!
*KLIK*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# excellent
=)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# he used commentate on the formula 1
mywiiwarker
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Officelol
And a 1/2

Woo and click!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Pffft!
*click*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Science lesson.
AIDS
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# lol, its a curse from god
I'm sure creation science can prove it using facts from the bible!

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# facts...
...from the bible...

never before has there been such an oxymoron
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# there's some facts about oxymorons in the bible
for example, when god's wrath destroys a city in which people like fighting and fucking and your wife is caught in the devestation, the bible says

FUCK YOUR DAUGHTERS!!!

that's what it says!

haha, crazy bible!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *squints*
*clicks*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I can seee the musiiic....
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Its really quite vile
but I really quite like it... Woo!

and also YUM!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Apparently it tastes like Toblerone.
Spiders love Toblerone.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# *goes off toblerone*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# FACT
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Quick and crap


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# SHAMBO III - First Beef Part Bull
/..Christ...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# SKINHEAD MOONSTOMP
religious animals ftw
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# this
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Not real!
He dies at the end of this one...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# it wasnt as good as the original, Black Pudding - First Blood
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# mmm.....
black pud
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# The Japanese love Diana
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Well,
Diana loved watersports.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# They should make a UK Takeshi's Castle.
Get some use out of the fountain.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# They should bring back Crystal Maze
Is what they should do. But not with Ed Tudor-Pole
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Reckless Rick!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# With Tom Baker!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Oh, god yes!
*writes to Channel 4*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# If we all right
they can't say no!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Holy sweet baby shit
That is a class idea.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# no they shouldn't
it was shit...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# there's something about this image
that I just cant put my finger on

(for legal reasons)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I see what you mean.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Now more realistic!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
I sense ninjas

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Never!*
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
*may be a lie
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# the japanese love skull fucking children!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Entertaining, but doesn't make a lot of sense


CFB (70kb)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Atichoo!
Bless you.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Pfffft
*clickies*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Yay
I was gonna buy my Dad an original DustyBin for his 60th tomorrow

He always wanted one hahaha
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Why didn't you make one?
They can't be that hard
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Coz I'm not Jewish
Nor saving up to be ....

Plus I cant be arsed sorry

:)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hehehehe, nice
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Happy Friday all, despite the weather:
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# How very upbeat.
Surprisingly so. Tis Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# :D
Thankyee sir!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# With your archaic language you remind me of 'The Dark Tower', EarthWOman...?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Thank ye Sai ;)

edit: little known piece of trivia: That's actually the origins of why Jessie started calling everyone 'sai' and later 'sir', and from there it was a small skip to just giving up gender distinctions completely

/interesting to someone maybe
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Ermm...er.....(shit)...Ummm
Yeigh, yeigh, hear me now, raggamuffin, me name be Roland, see, me be travellin 'ere wid me bredren...ya seen dee Dark Tower atall?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Hahah
Proper 'lol' moment, ye daft bugger
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# RDRR
I go now to makey pikcha of schoolboy with head of puffin.
True story.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I once wrote to a colleague in Hong Kong who was leaving the company wishing him "Long days and pleasant nights"
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hooray!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Huzzah!
and *hugs*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# that's fucking lovely
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# FUCK ME, YA RIGHT!!!!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# *fucks*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# FUCKING HELL, THAT WAS QUICK!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# *films*
Thanks mictolovely!




*profits*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hazzar!
and we know why that is.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# hehehe :D
because its Friday of course ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# This is excellent
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# merci beaucoup monsieur engrenage
:)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# For a second I thought "what the fuck is going on with their legs"
Then I realised they're tails :P

Nicely done
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# gah
that's all i can see now
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# ARG me too
bugger! hehe
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Hahah, me too
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# they escaped from one of those sticky traps
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Yus
They do appear to be towing crocodile clips for some reason.

(woo though)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Beautiful.
Click.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Wow
thank you very much :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# That's rather nice
and so gleeful!

I may have to go and buy a can of pop to celebrate.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Dooo itttt!
and then also do a lovely celebratory burp.. so you get nice drink and gaseous satisfaction: a two for one happy sensation!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# *WHELK!*
ahhhhhhhh!

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Gorgeous as ever
And I seem to be living in a little pocket of sunshine - it's glorious here

*wishes she wasn't in an office*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# aww you lucky thing
my office doesn't even have windows... that is about to change though YAAAAAAY

I hope it lasts till booting out time for you!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I have one window looking into a courtyard
And through this I can see sunshine and a tree, but that's about it!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# its more than I get
I get the middleaged officemen I've got bets one which belt will give out first at lunch times.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Oh I have one of those too
But he's in the workshop behind me, so I won't have to witness it if it happens...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# ... and maybe water ....

/silence of lambs blog
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Cor
a smoochyay! thank you
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# yeah,
I really should edit her mouth so it looks more woo-istic,
but I cant be arsed.
So smooch yay will do;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# smoochyay is fine
She's a hottie!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Friday! Woo!



(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# fucking hell dave
do you actually do any work? :P
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# SILENCE!
*worries*


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# :D
*sings along*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# *loves*
*hums along*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# yeah the weather
man, I was sweating I'm probably going to get sunstroke at this rate

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Where exactly are you young man?
I demand to know where there is sunshine!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I am in sunny north east
tho their appears to be a big cloud of grey shite approaching over the horizon so I may have to curtail my trip to the seaside, to eat ice cream and have it slowly melted by the heat of the sun while everyone else sunbathes and frolics on the sand and all that crap

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# git!
I want an icecream now, but the Birmingham rain will melt it all (and probably my hand as well)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# awww
poor hand!

:(
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# something tells me i'm into something good!
something tells me i'm into something
*woos*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# *jiggly dances*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# yays :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know why but today seems kinda odd

No barking from the dogs,
no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog!!

I got my grub on,
but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl i wanna dig out

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Today, was a good day.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hello!
I like THAT lots!
(and am glad it's not a clown)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Didja see this answer to CW's question
What would scare a clown?



(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# You have clown fear?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# its from this
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Happy Friday!
Have a great and lovely day, all of you.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# You too :)
*hug*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# That's just beautiful
nice one H
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Thankess me lovely
:D *huggles*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# LOOK OUT!
Those birds have stingers on them and they want you dead.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# GHahahahah
duck and cover! DUCK AND COVER!

...no wait, that's lava!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# aww
tis cute,
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Thank you muchly
king of robot drawings :D will you be at the brum bash?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Just one look at you,
and I know it's gonna be.....
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hehehe
*glees*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# That's so lovely!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Thank you my dear
*knots* I hope you have a thoroughly saucy and lovely weekend planned!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# That's quite, quite lovely
...much like the artist
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# yes, I much like the artist . . .
I much like the artist . . .

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Brum Brum!
Yes, I did, though only briefly spazzing back a bit ago. It looked ace!

I didn't know Deco made cars, but I'm sure JJ is flattered that you drew Art's vehicle ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Aww you're such a cutie!!
*grabs and cuddles enthusiastically*

I'm so glad you're uber happy too :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] A new one for the ex perhaps?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# POOBS!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Taj Mahal?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# It's more goatse-like than anything
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# o_O
gah!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
now that's triumph of pushing archtistic boundaries

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Oh dear god that's bad punnage
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
#
bad 10/10
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# yay
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hehe
:D

you know, punning is a sure sign of insanity

:)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha, in that case stay away from DTH! ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Whooo000OOO000ooo!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# you sir, are hatstand
therefore, you must carry a hat at all times

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# needs a trim

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# That's nasty.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# you should have seen the ex!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I don't really want to!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# mmm pubies :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# a very early example of puter art by me

pac bastard, done about twelve years ago
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Woo
Was it from when you were a mere protoplasm?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# fookin ace!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Pac-man's distant cousin
the one the family does'nt like to talk about.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Woo
Nice!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Woo!
That's like Pirateneddy's recent stuff!

Ace!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# ARG KILLIT!
other than that woo :D!

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# GET BACK TO W . . .
oh ashally don't bother! C];0)


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
I think I'll sit here and tit about a bit more ashally :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Kids keep messing with the bowsers
Yeah, I know it's bindun

Click for pisspoor anim

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# apparently some folk's have been washing mops in them
apparently, some folk not too bright

:D

I am glad I'm not livning in this mess that's for sure
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# ^
General public = average IQ of 100 = fucking morons.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# and some are selling bottles of the water they've been given
I'm honestly amazed there've been no reports of major acts of vigalantism

especially with some of the twattage that's been going on, breaking into abandoned houses.. meh :(

so, we got stupidity and bastarding going on, the potential for extreme badness is high
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# What is a bowser?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# a pissing great water tank

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# there have ben reports of people pissing in them
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# that deserves a thorough public beating
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Absolutely this.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# they should be forced to wear sandwich boards too
"I URINATED IN YOUR WATER SUPPLY"


fucking filthy fucking scum
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# as 'mad' frankie fraser would say
"he'd have to be hurt".
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# remind me never to go to Gloucestershire
if they're not pissing in tanks they're burying people under the floorboards
or keeping mongs in sheds
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hahah ^this
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# no i'm not.

and it's only in certain parts, hesters way is a sink estate, i am glad i never have to venture there.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# apologies
I didn't know you live there
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# yeah, "pissing" was chosen on purpose.
People really are a bunch of cunts.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# oh for fucking fucks fucking sake
fucking mongs
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# full of piss
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# ah
Ta
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Evil spikey-shelled turtle king guy from Mario
har har
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Pikey version


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# weekend starts in 4 hours and counting :)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

plagiarised shamlessly from here
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Can't see what you've done here.
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *pssst*
he's made him look smarter :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Ah, danke.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# well, lets face it
going the other way, I don't think that's possible
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# OMG YOU MOCKED POTUS THAT MEANS YOu ARE A COMMIE LIBERAL NEO NAZI PINKO TERISTS!! OMG
Why do you hate freedom?

:D

I love it really
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
How to win an internet argument #2.

Call them a 'liberal' it instantly destroys all arguments.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# yeah
shame it was liberals (tho I'm not completely convinced they were all that liberal) who gave rise to the existance of the USA as an entity

but hey, hollywood will have the facts :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# The US is an odd place
I think the split between Democrat and Republican is a bit wrong. It seems to me that the split is more between those who came from the frontier types - individualist but understand the need for community, looking out for each other etc. and the other lot, coming from the puritans, still have ideas of community but a LOT more conservative.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# their idea of community is
you live the way they say (but actually fail to do), or you are damned by god and deserve to suffer

lol, "judge not" :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Shopped images only please
*tsk*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
#
My sausages might be cooked, going to check!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# ooof!
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# 8)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# :O
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
#
Tuvok

  \
( :-o
  /

Tuvok after the rain
   /
( :-o
   \
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Pfft
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Image Shack is teh suxx0rz
quite frankly
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# yeah
but I'm cheap.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Nice I like clowns of late...
your's really does embody evil though!

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# By request of Mrs Trellis

Cfb


Sorry it's a gnats over!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# is that a new postage stamp?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Oh, you star!
*enhuggles*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Glad you like!
How was your break?

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Lovely, made all the better by the return to this!
*gazes into the eyes*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# DONT
Look at the eyes ..... I think theyr'e too small!

*is glad*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# And I want that dress too
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Thankyou for the challenge
I enjoyed it muchly

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Any time
Now can you do Emily Deschanel?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# *looks up*
Ooooo

Loads to work with there!!

Nice one
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I will do her first
Then Queenie & Nursey

That's enough to be getting on with I think

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# do you want to gaze into my eyes again?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# No! Demon!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# aw,
thats a bit harsh...
shall i get dad to re-do them?
what colour whould you like?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Purple!
Bestest of all the colours
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# i'll see what i can do...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# lovely
I fancied the arse off her as Queenie
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I fancied the arse off her in everything!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# this ^
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# There was some late night drama or other
where some bloke stripped her completely naked and then smothered her with a pillow . . .

EDIT: Aha! Damage


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Missed that one!
Did you see Scold's Bridle? An artist painted her picture, and it was just a vague outline of her face on a pale blue background: I would KILL to have a copy of that picture
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# good old Robb
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ^ this ^
especially 'Merlin'
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# that was hag-faced prime suspect woman
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# No, that's Helen Mirren
If you are confusing her with Miranda I may have to hurt you
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ^ this ^

/goth-chick fetish blog
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# ^This
Saucy bitch.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# ^^ :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Loved it in Sleepy Hollow
where you don't realise it's Queenie until the end when she's carrying a severed head around.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I may do Queenie next
Unless anyone has any more requests?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Can I do her first..
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# In an artistic sense?
Afterning!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Erm,...err.....I have to pray now...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Muslim?
:P
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# OOOOOOOoh, Walla-wallaaaa, Alllllah-ALI-BONGO!
UMBONGO, Walllah, Allaaah!
Day Dringid Indee Congo!

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# The hippo
Picked an apricot a guava and a mango etc

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# I request you do Nursey in the same picture.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Ok
This is pushing it a bit but I will have a look!
I love a challenge
:D

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# good luck finding a decent source of queenie
If yu find a beeg one would you gaz me please?


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# How about this?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Yeah no Probs
But the source I used for Miranda was only 200 pix wide ..... I just enbiggened it.
She was hard to source too!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I was gonna say, you've done the mouth squiffy
you've done the mouth squiffybut as it's Miranda Richardson and she has a squiffy mouth . . . WOO!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that
mine goes up more on one side.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# strange . . .
mine goes down on one side . . . C];0)

wasn't a criticism . . .


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I'm so glad
It's not just me!

That bit took me hours.

Thankyou
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Today's lunch
Working from home and the cupboards are bare..

However corned beef and bread fried in butter
with a dollop of beans has done the job.


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?

/exotic cuisine blog
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# That's no dog that a Hooooooooooooooly cow!
Green Jelly blog.

'ning all.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Yay!
Fried stuff 'n' that. Always a good lunch.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# No eggy bread?
Braw lunch there though.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# alas no eggs
.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# A shame.
It does have to be said that the finest way to de-glaze a frying pan is with half a tin of beans.

Makes them all gooey. Lovely.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Thank you. It's not sodding French Toast.
It's Eggy bread!!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# What is it when you add super-fine chopped mushrooms and rosemary to the eggy goo?
I think I invented something rather special but it needs a name.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Don't eat that!
I see the face of our Lord in the bread!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# and i see you all
where ever you may be
for i am the lord of the bread said he!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I can see an aye-aye
or perhaps a slender loris in the top-right.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# cor
I thought my 2 cheese tomato and onion toasties were braw.

I want you lunch now
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Shambo?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Shambo Bwana
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I can't believe they killed that thing. Surely they could have just given it antibiotics?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# The vet might have miss-read the bottle label and given it anti-bovinics!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# that really shouldn't have made me laugh
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
#
Why should every other farmer in the British Isles have to lose animals to TB when this 'special' one could get away scot free. It would mean bedlam as farmers up and down the country refuse to have infected animals slaughtered. and then you can kiss goodbye this countries TB free* status


*free where there aren't immigrants bringing it in from foreign countries
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# It wasn't a food cow
and it wasn't part of a herd. completely different situation.

The only reason they didn't treat the other cows (with vaccine/antibiotics as appropriate) was cost, they still wouldn't be able to sell the meat afterwards even though it would be safe and DEFRA are a massively incompetent bunch of fuckwits.

I agree, why should every other farmer in the British Isles have to lose animals?

DEFRA are also largely to blame for the lack of flood defenses. They were really shit at handing EU money out to farmers, instead spending it on consultants to work out how to not get round to handing out the money. When they were fined for not doing their job properly they slashed the budget for flood defenses.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Start with the badgers
Responsible for spreading TB and killing ground nesting bird. And protected by the government because animal welfare charities donate lots of money to labour.

And then DEFRA have the audacity to blame a reduction in ground nesting birds on farmers. Grrr
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# DEFRA
Changing the name so as to protect the ACTUALLY FUCKING GUILTY OF ACTUAL FUCKING CRIMES since the "demise" of MAFF

twats
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Mmmm Shambo
Eats,
Runs
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Yes, with T-B-sco sauce.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Ewww
Nasty

Enjoy!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# ooooo!
i'm really hungry now!!

*15 mins till lunchy tiem*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# that looks vile
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# ^^^^
covers 500% of your daily cholesterol needs =)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Bloody Harry Potter merchandise...


Bundin?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I am unable to see your image
instead the default broken image icon is displayed

edit: I am now able to see your image, however I am afraid that I do not understand the joke. This is most likely to do with my utter lack of all things Harry Potter, rather than your abilities to convey the aforementioned mirth.

I apologise for my short-comings
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Feckin' preview worked...
...still, fixed now. I hope.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# zomg
your FPs are priceless!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Thanks...
This is a bit tame compared to them.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# do some more!
do some more!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Clever. :-)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Very nicely done!
*sends to Potter-mad sister*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# She fancies him too
Can't see the attraction meself
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I fancy Emma Watson.

Click for better quality (371k)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# yes
I think you already established that

how's the restraining order working out by the way?

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# nice font work :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Thankyou,
it was fiddly as fook.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# but does it have nuts?
nuts man? nuts?!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Possibly Voldemort's.
Salty.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Ah-ha!
I know you!!!
I know you from .... *gasp* real life!

How the devil are you?!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# real life?
wossat then?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# RISsoles
/harry potter bah humbug blog
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT A HORCRUX IS!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Then you...
...don't get to be in on the joke. Everybody point at Afinkawan! ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *points*
*makes prizes*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# It's what a prostitute uses to help her walk when she's broken a leg.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# WOO!
nicely done.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# very woo!
although if they were available from tesco, the 7th book wouldn't have been very exciting.
or long.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Dear God!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Top row should be
Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart, Patrick Moore
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# hehehe
*RUSH* \o/
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Hi there! Hej!
How are you?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# could be better
(hangover)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Awwww
Don't look at my videos on www.myspace.com/progrotech then. Made with AKaos.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# snap
*offers Nurofegg*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# powerful dual action
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# *takes 2*
*feels better*
*puts pack in shirt pocket and taps lovingly*
Thank you, Nurofegg!
*skips off to have marvelous day*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *bumps into me*
oh well, there goes that idea
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Yup, my marvelous day just got upgraded to frikkin' awsome!
*jumps*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# aw, you big sweety you!
*catches*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# whoah that's clever!
you caught my by the **** with your ****!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# it's a skill.
not many people have it.

/does awesome things with ****

=D

lunchtime, back in a while
MWAH
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# haha
that went to the tune of Big Ben for me
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# tune?
bong
bong
bong
bong
?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# bingbongbingbong
bingbongbingbong
bingbongbingbong
bingbongbingbong
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Well *I* know what the tune is.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# That's a tune!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *throws shapes*
CHOOOON!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *catches shapes*
What do I do with these?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Don't ask me, I'm ODing on ketamine now
*twitches*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# injected with a poison!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# bah!
We don't need that any more!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# ahhh
*remembers*



vaguely
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I'm still in nurse's outfit!
*makes better*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Compo it!
:P
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# oh aye
i'll need to post it again cos i can't edit though
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] reposted for compo
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
pfft panowie
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# yeah i know
it was one of the first things i made for b3ta

i know better now
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
it's funny because it's so badly done ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# cruel but true
and with that i'm off to prepare the musical highlight of the year that is CODIFEST 2007 see profile for details, tickets available on the door.
not as big as glastonbury but just as muddy.
see ya sunday.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# have a good one!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Is it just me
Or does the one next to Washington look like Paul McGann as the 8th Doctor?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Thomas Jefferson
heh...when I refreshed that just now I thought George Bush was Shakin' Stevens
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Anyone would do a better job than GWB though
Let's face it...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

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