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[challenge entry] La-la-laa La-la-la-laarrghhh!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# hahahaha
this one cracks me up
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Looks like fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# I like this
^^
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# There's something about this one
that really tickles me. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Well Morph's still working
(as of 1991)


Click for bigger (37KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# whahaha
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# versatile little bugger, isnt he?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# That be Marvelous...
That Be...

yes...
But I suspect that little grey Bastard to be the more ruthless of the two...
He has almost NO ruth...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Chas?
Nah, he's a pussycat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Ahhh is it juist his vocal inflections that give him the air...
...of a drunken swine who thinks you have been looking at his minging pram-faced 'Bird'?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Pfffft
Ace =]

Although it's not compo'd! =[ =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# That gets a mighty morphing click from me.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Awsome!
Now we need a tin-foil girl T-X!



TJ: Anyone got a linky to that photo of the slightly put-out chap in stockings & basque throwing one up the exhaust of his Range Rover?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Medication's what you need
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
not Taz :''(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# welcome to the land that's way under down under
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] arf
*squeezes in*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# *that snorty chortly noise that only someone laughing with a mouthful of coffee can make*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear!

Makes me want to post another dick head

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
wtf!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# i got a whole string of these

edit/ more cock-headed fun
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I like his yelllow shoes
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# he's proud of them too


I'll stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahahha
Never stop.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Ahhahaahaha
Like that, is it?

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# ahhh
I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# This is a firm favourite...
...





*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I had to stick it in somewhere...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Clicks
ClicksClicksClicksClicksClicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# haha
i remember that gem from around early 2004 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# ahhh happy days. :)
Wed 1 Oct 2003, 21:05
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# when it was probably busier than nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
/Akabusi
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# haha
but apparently not: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7090011.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Pigsy was bacon and.....


(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# he still looks irrepressible
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# The nature of Monkey was irrepressible
Monkeeeeeeeeeey!
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# monkey magic!
Born from an egg on a mountain top,
Funkiest Monkey that ever popped,
He knew every magic trick under the sun,
Tease the Gods and everyone can have some fun.
Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# In Gandhara, Gandhara
They say it was in India
Gandhara, Gandhara
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# -
Ikiru kotono kurushimi sae kieruto yuuyo
Tabi datta hitowa iruga, amarini tohi
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# take that back!
how dare you call the other board members something so vile
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Tripitaka - creating a generation of sexually confused young men.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha - agreed
it was a girl really?? I hope??
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# A girl playing a boy
like in pantomime.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# he doesn't half look like ronnie corbett
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Seeing Tripitaka makes me feel sad
Masako Natsume died from leukaemia in 1985 - she was only 27
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# didn't know that

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Presumably explaining
why she was bald in the show?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# no, she wore a head wig
she became ill a few years later
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# i went to see the Dalai Lama speak once
he never mentioned monkey, pigsy or sandy once in his whole speech. It put me right off his religion. theyve forgotten their roots
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Yay, trippy tarka!
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] After the accident, Jayce left the Lightning League
but still found time to start a small support group



does anyone even remember this?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Remember it?
I have it on video. *


*the manwife has it on video
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# !
Where you get the videos from? (assuming you did not record them yourselves)

Have been looking for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Yep
Used to watch it on Channel 4 before (or after) Transworld Sport
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Jayce and the wheeled warriors.
Fighting the evil plant Saw Boss, trying to find his father, and totally ripping off Star Wars?

Yes it was awesome.
(checkers, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# plants - best baddies ever
cos you can kill em on kids TV
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# same goes for robots in samurai jack
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I used to love this
My memory of it has faded dramatically though =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I remember it from when you posted it last night, if that's what you mean.. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I deleted it
as I was drunk, and figured I could probably tart it up a bit when sober.

Then I realised I couldn't really be bothered, so here it is, back in all its half-assed glory.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# best b3ta thought process ever

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Perfik.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# fucking wanker that he was
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Yes
& all the words!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# haha cunning, me likes!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# har har har
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] meaty chunks
(Rum, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Super !
Welcome and woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# ^ This
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# pffft well done
I was about halfway arsed to do this myself, so I'm glad you made the effort
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# excellent
does it come with their shells for dipping?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Minced up turtles look like peas and ham.
FACT.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# and Country Garden Soup
MEGA FACT
(Rum, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# That is not ham
they are bits of shattered shell.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# NOOooooo! Mmmmmmm..... Noooooo! Mmmmmmm....
Noooooo! Mmmm.... etc.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hahahah
*tips the admiral*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Pig trotter soup
= basically the same thing.

Lesbinum dressed as a victorian taught me that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# quick story
when i was kid i was travelling with my parents in indonesia, i was shown a bamboo pen with giant sea tortoises. the man asked me which one i liked the best. they served it to us that night for dinner
{edit} it was mostly satays, not soup
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I like your username
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Rum ol' boy
(Rum, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Leonardo leads
Donatello does machines
Raphael is cool but rude
Michelangelo is a party duuuuude

*jigs*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Welcome aboard
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ermintrude's Fate
have an old pea-roast..
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
click
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# haha
that's fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I remember that
It was from the last time we ran this (or at least a very similar) compo!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# October
2002!
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Might well have been my first b3ta compo!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# There was
cartoon chaeracters in the real world...

I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# me too
and 5 years is easily enough time to recycle a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# laugh it up, you dirty bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Heh :D
Ermintrude ... another childhood cartoon character that gave me the massive fear
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Heehee !
She looks like a young gleeful Maggie Thatch !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I love how happy she is about it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :(


'Noon all !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have a parsley the lion t shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Sorry Cap'n !
It's not often I manage to upset myself either...
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# liony cunt
edit: name all The Herbs.

Tarragon, Basil, Dill, Parsley.
Any more?

edit: Rosemary, that old woman
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Bayleaf the Gardener
*carries on thinking*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Bayleaf the bailiff?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Roger the Cabin Boy...

* nothing to do with this, I just fancy the cabin boy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Tragically...
www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.asp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Mr Onion
erm...
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Sage the postman
and Mr Coriander in the chip shop
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Ha ha !
Oh yes !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Ganja the rasterfarian hedgehog*
*utter, utter lies.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# bloody funny, tho....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# humour involving soft drugs is always uttery hilArious
especialy when made by teenagers being all rebellious and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Miss Jessop
And Mr Onion and all the chives. And Aunt Mint
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# what sort of plant is a jessop?
it's a camera shop, shirely?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# There is a herb called Miss Jessop
Honest.

Oooh, and Constable Knapweed! (the herb's just knapweed though, which is boring)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Close relation of the Pentax tree
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Noooooo!
This compo is making me cry!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# awwwww
that's sad but great.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Fanks !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaaaa!
Gleee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Cheers ears !
Right I'm off to do some w*rk now and then home ! Have a lovely weekend Mister :)

'Bye byes for now b3ta !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Still loves a walk in the woods
(katesbush, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# awwwwww
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
go moog!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Moooooooog !
Wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Moog ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# My dog does that...
and he still has four legs?

* Why do you think that is?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# blocked anal gland
our dog had it once
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# until he exploded
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Oooo...
is it worth trying to poke it to clear it out?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Best off leaving that kind of thing to the vet, m'lad!
being caught with your finger up the dogs bum can raise all kinds of questions
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# The problem is...
My vet says that he can't deal with my problem my dogs problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# nice
but does it tile?

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# haha nice one!
and woo to original
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Moog!
With wheels (not tits)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Doom the movie?
Its like Pinky...
Woof
(Tzupi my cat likes tomato :F, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *passes the werthers around*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# yay
i can endorse this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# it's werthers, and feckin woo BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# This wins everything.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# blimey
I don't know what's going on here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# love it
:D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# This is all of the woo =]
Although is it meant to say Worthers?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# hehhe yes, thanks for that, duly changed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
I almost like it better worthers, sounded more like grampa-has-no-clue
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *awards gold star*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# haha
i think a lot of facebook parodies turn out terrible, but that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
I wanna ad-block it!

Force of habit.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent idea, well executed *clicks*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# haaaaaaa
xlnt
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# excllent idea, really nicely executed, well done
/wants the Pipe and slippers application for real
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# THankyou, praise from the master!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# That is fantastically epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Dats
well funnee

heheehehehehehehe
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# hahahaha
that is a TOP WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# shitty repost


woo! btw. makes my effort look really shit in comparison
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# shitfaced!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# oh god
I've been lolling for five minutes already.

FP this. Whatever it takes!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# :)
Glad to be of service!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# A great concept
brilliantly realised.

/has been in sales meetings
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I did some blue sky thinking and tried hard to populate the concept with data!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# You are win!
bloody fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
especially like the ads bottom left!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# this is so good
did I mention that already?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahah that is all :D
oh, and click.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# hahahaha.....
this is the woosome

click
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# hilarious
but also rather dark/black/sad

woopla etc.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# that's some sort of brilliant right there!
Woo yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha
The ads on the side are the stroke of genius.
(duck Quack !, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# top!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha - this is superb
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# this is rather special!
click
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# praise from the other master!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# haha
sort of bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# that was the inspiration :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# hahah
thats the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Wonderful :D
The animated ad is priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# We don't have to post pics now?
sorry to 'I bod' pic makerer for the knocking off of the board of it.

I am i so much trouble aren't i?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# yes
fooking hamtoucher!

;)

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# let the cat have his lager!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? /dadmode
I think I'll post this tenuous challenge repost here. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Pffft
*Clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# haha
great
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Oh Hai Zak


Top pic.
Also thanks for putting a pic in my non pic post.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# :)
Any time!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# tenuous maybe
but arf-ity woo nonetheless

The Acid Flashbacks of Mr Benn
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# OMG YOU CANT DO THIS WHY DONT YOU GO TO TALK LOL
It made me giggle though...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# so that's what /talk looks like
interesting
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# /talk? interesting?
Are you sure you want to risk using these two words in the same sentence?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# in an anthropological sense, yes.
like when I went to walmart to take pictures.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# It's a bit weird over there!
All shouty and sweary!
and 'Your mum'-y
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# My mummy is on /talk?
Oh the same she brings to this family..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# bum willy dribble work-shy shit-beast
(cjvaughan cats, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I'm guessing that was meant to be slightly lower down the board?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# yeah
dunno what happend it was a reply???
(cjvaughan cats, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# No.
No it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# yes
yes it was
(cjvaughan cats, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Clearly not...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# which is more likely:
a: the board has produced an exceptional error that no one has seen before and has only happened to you

or

b: Youve fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# "What about
F: You're a gimp?"

/Waynes World
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# To be fair
I have posted a reply that appeared in the wrong place today and I most certainly didn't fuck up!

It didn't appear as a new thread though, so I got away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# jesus nigao. my whole world's been turned upside down
things just don't make any sense anymore
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# browser jump!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Well I love it anyway
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# naaaa
I'm guessing it's free for all Anarchy
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# You rang?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Don't forget to click "I made this!"
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# duh duddule duh diddle diddle dee daaaaah
Sorry, forgot it's not the end of the x files.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# die
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# der
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# das
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# das
edit: bollocks, a second too late
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# dem
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# des
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# lynam
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# lynam is an anagram for "manly"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# dyslexia
is an anagram of 'daily sex'
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
#
n anagram result
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# manly dyslexia
is an anagram for daily lynam sex
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# bum willies!
is that a new inoffensive term for gay chaps?

edit: why not have a refreshing drink!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Less of the bum
now what do you want from me?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# i can't fault your pessimism
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# SUBJECT LINE COMPO
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# unfunny reply
extra spaces to avoid typing anything else
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# spaces
extra spaces
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# colon close bracket
exclamation point
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# *ponders*
if it wasn't for ) : ; and ( we would have no MySpace
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND!!..AYEE CANNAE SEE MAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# you really are a tit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# YOU MADE CAPTAIN'S WOW BEST FRIEND VOMIT
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# YOU PAID CAPSTANS BOW WEST FIEND PERMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# yes I did!
and I AM PROUD OF WHAT I HAVE DONE!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# and damn well you should be!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# subject line compo
you know the score
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# IN UR INTERNETS
PROTECTIN' OUR RIGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Get yer free Prince Pics here---->

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Purple Pain
Actually maybe not!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# b3ta newsletter: eighteen nicer than your gran.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# b3ta newsletter: so good it'll make your eyes bleed happy bloody tears.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Scores dead in Bangadesh cyclone
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Bangladesh cyclone: Scores level at half time
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# this is a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Bangladesh cylon: Buy your command
(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# All commands are now half-price
at Discount Cylon World
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# LIKE A PURPLE MIDGET CROSSING THE ATLANTIC IN A BALLOON
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# We're very sorry Mr. Prince Sir. Please don't set the lawyers on us again...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# the b3ta book made captain wow's best friend actually vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# 4 rl?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# lk ttly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# no wai
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# omg wai
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# ur not srs
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# m lk ttly lvn ths thrd!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# m 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# tp frd!
..srsly
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# tp frd!
m kybrd hs n vwls!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# mn nthr !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# fckn chp sht from args
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
#
a
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# was it my picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# serious allergy to cheap printing ink
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# It was a dead baby joke.
Can't remember which one, but it was fairly tame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# maybe it was the picture of the baby with forks in its eyes
or the one cheesegratering itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# fuck my tittox, it's that cunting newsletter again, shitting in my inbox like a dirty crack ridden cunt-whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# The Iron Chicken Approves of this ^
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# That thing
terrified me no end.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter.
Any resemblance to other newsletters is purely coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# WEB SHERIFF! FOR ALL YOUR HARASSMENT NEEDS
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7777759
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# You can take our pictures
but you can't ....... He took our fucking pictures man!

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# haha
oh..

that's not funny

*cries*

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *Consoles*
Ps3 Wii X-BOX 360 ..... you decide!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I could do with a Wii
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# i need a ps

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hahahah
p.s.: here!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# P.s ....... Peas....... or Pee? Have em all!
P.S. NSFW

www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/kermit_watersports.jpg

/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Recovering from an ass-ramming
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# would you like to meet sexy singles in your area?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Pudsey Bear is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# conversely
"we were going to take the piss out of Pudsey, but he has some important friends"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# haha
this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# What's wrong with tentacle rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I've always liked the name "kevin"
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# ... but we didn't shoot the webdeputy.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha this one is the winner
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Pffft all of this
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# she had norks
that's why
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# As read by Prince*
* Charles
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# WEEKLY NEWSLETTER FROM THE POPULAR WEBSITE B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# from the scatalogical site b3ta
'pparently, lost the link that says that tho.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# formally scatalogical
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Not casually scatalogical then...
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# CAUSALLY SCATALOGICAL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# SCATALY CASUALOGICAL
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# LOGICALLY CAUSASCATICAL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# i nearly shot the sheriff, but he slapped me with a cease and desist order so i bottled it and wandered off...........
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# FINGER PRINCE
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Apologies to Greece for using the word "hummus" (c)
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# We fought the law and the websheriff won
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# <SUBJECT LINE REMOVED ON LEGAL ADVICE>
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# haha i like this one lots
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Haha
This is good =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# agweed
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# BREATHING YOUR AYR AND FUCKING YOUR BICYCLES

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# We have more skeletons in the closet than a 3 bedroom house in Margate
sigh
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Upsetting odious little cunts
and their self-important gayboid protectors since 2007.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# PPFFFAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# The headless, parasitic twin feeding off the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND!!..AYEE CANNAE SEE MAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# seen this?
blogs.guardian.co.uk/digitalcontent/2007/11/b3ta_bates_prince.html
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# i can't decide whether Jemima Kiss is hot or not
to coin an internet phrase
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# the name makes for the unknow
hence hot
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# she has a certain
stark beauty
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# "Thanks to Rob Manuel via Facebook"
I reckon Rob knows her, he can put in a good word for me.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Although saying "i can't decide whether Jemima Kiss is hot or not"
may damage your chances
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# being married won't help either i suspect
[edit] Jemima Kiss is my ideal woman. I LOVE HER!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# being married won't help, I suspect
;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# she probably knows him as "that internet weirdo"
it might not do you much good
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# she used to be a man
you can see a trace of 5 o'clock shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# and you point being?
;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# haha yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# yes, well
"Thanks to Rob Manuel via Facebook"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# "the cult that is b3ta"
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND!!..AYEE CANNAE SEE MAN!!!
sorry prodge

EDIT: fuck! beaten by a split seecond!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hehe :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# WTF is this all about anyway?
I've often wondered. And by 'often', I mean every week.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Byker
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# grove!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# byker
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# byker
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# byker
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# grove
*awful synth music*
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# YEAH!
haha haha haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# ARF!
That made me do a proper LOL
:D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# it's bykah grooooove man!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Frequently scatological
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# THE NEWSLETTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS <BLANK OR BLANKS>
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Careful....
You don't want Terry suing your ass!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# BUTTCHEEKS IS THE WORD OF THE DAY
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# spread the word
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# saucy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# you(d) love it
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# RAPING CHILDHOOD MEMORIES SINCE THURSDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Bon voyage emvee, you Brazil-bound bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# aw shucks
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# You!
You big lurker you.
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *smooshes*
you around for tomorrow night?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# hopefully
but I'm feeling a bit coldy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# ah me too
don't worry I've got brandy for medicinal purposes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# HARDER THAN AN AYR MAN AT THE TOUR DE FRANCE
(Long time lurker, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# This week we have most been....
Getting up the noses of dwarves!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# B3ta newsletter, if you have a problem with it we'll gladly come and delete it from your Inbox


;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# fuck my orangutan, she loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# This week: Thalidomide gymnasts
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# The Prince of Purple is up our arse
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *CENSORED*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# He He
Harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Download Prince MP3s here
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# if a quiz is quizical... then whats a test?
(cjvaughan cats, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# testing
/grammar cunt
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# LIKE A HIT OF JENKEM
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# WEB SHERIFF: A ONE WAY TICKET TO PERPSVILLE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# WINEHOUSE BOOED AS TOUR KICKS OFF
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# WINEHOUSE KICKED AS BOO TOURS OFF
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Sent from Swindon to Coventry in an Old Tin Can
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# A Bicycle Made For 2
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# <SPAM> This message has been quarantined due to spam rule 14 ( TOO SEXEH)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# FREE PICS OF URANUS
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Cashing in with John Giacobbi since 2007
(numbbum, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I SHAT ON THE WEB SHERIFF, BUT DID NOT POO ON HIS DEPUTIES
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# LET THE CHILDREN STARVE, I DON'T CARE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# "I mean, did you ever see a child, not in need? No thanks, that's enough rasberry tart for me."
/dylan moran
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# "subject line compo: win a free newsletter!"
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Although we touch kids, we do it nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Some day my [Content Deleted or Legal Reasons] will come.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# BATDANCE HASN'T AGED THAT WELL HAS IT
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hahah this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# you would make a fine gay
were it not for the having to shag blokes bit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# that's a great compliment :)
*notes down*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# WEB SHERIFF IS WATCHING
BE VERY AFRAID!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# THE SON OF A KING AMONG THE CUNTS
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# 1 divided by 3 is 0.3333 recurring
3 x 0.33333 recurring is 9.999999 recurring

Maths is wrong, why does nobody care?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# 0.9999 recurring is another way of saying '1'
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# no it isn't
1 is 1, 0.9999999etc is almost 1
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# 0.9999999etc is almost one...
0.99999 recurring IS one.

The human mind can't deal with infinity. ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# but by definition it is not one, it is less than by an infinitely small amount?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ;)
required reading
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Yes but 9.999999 is not 1
it's far closer to 10
;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Do keep up dear!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Dear lord. You really are stupid.
www.b3ta.com/board/7794453

You put a 9, not a 0 in your original post.


Wahey , ninja edit. Well done ;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Oh well done you pedantic twat
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Well, if you will insist on makjing yourself look an absolute twunt
cos after all, when it comes to maths who needs to put the correct numbers in anyway
;)
I expect you'll take it with the same good grace as the whole Primus/See you next Tuesday thing though :P
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# You seem to be developing a bit of a complex about me...
*fears*
Why the name change? Made too many enemies?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I'm changing it to a symbol next week. Don't think about ever using it though. My lawyers see everything ;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# "infinitely small amount"
doesn't mean anything, really. What you do is say that it's 1-e where e is really small and then let e tend to zero, say by dividing it by 2 repeatedly. Which in the limiting case of infinite divisions gives you 1.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# 0.9999999999999999 recurring ;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
#
10x0.999 recurring is 9.999 recurring
9.999 recurring - 0.999 recurring is 9
So 0.999 recurring is 1

Entertaining things happen when you introduce infinities.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# 1 divided by three
is one third

occurring only once :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# fractions for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUGGIN SLAVES!"
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# This is the sound of a 303!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# vroom! vroom! neeeeow! *beep*
oh, not the A303 outside Basingstoke then?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# nice girls are hard to come across...they always wake up
(cjvaughan cats, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# GEOFF MAN, AYUM BLIND, AYE CANNA SEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Heh, I just noticed it above.
I couldn't remember the syntax, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# THE PANTY FETISHIST WEEKLY: STAINS, RED OR BROWN?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I Tried to draw a kitten but it ended up looking like Prince
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# My life with molseed monster
oldham advertiser newspaper 15/11/07
(cjvaughan cats, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Holy vats of foaming goo, Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# holy hairy twatter ,Batman!!
(cjvaughan cats, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Non functional pants, with tits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# LOOK AT THE HANDLE......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# FREEDOM OF SP**censored**CH
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# how about
Joanie Loves Chachi was an American TV spin-off of the popular American sitcom Happy Days that was originally broadcast on ABC from March 23, 1982 to September 13, 1983. It starred Scott Baio and Erin Moran as the titular Chachi Arcola and Joanie Cunningham. The series followed the exploits of Joanie and Chachi as they moved to Chicago and tried to make it on their own with a rock band and a music career. It mixed the traditional elements of a sitcom with musical performances on each show by Baio and Moran. In fact, the beginning credit sequence of the show had them singing to each other.

The format didn't gel with viewers, and the series only lasted for two seasons (the first one being abbreviated) before the characters were rolled back into Happy Days for that program's final season. The series also starred Ellen Travolta as Louisa Delvecchio, Chachi's mother, and Al Molinaro as Al Delvecchio, Chachi's stepfather (and formerly the owner of Arnold's Drive-In in Happy Days), who opened a restaurant in which Chachi and Joanie performed most of their music. Art Metrano played Chachi's uncle Rico Mastorelli, who was the band's manager and helped Joanie and Chachi advance in their careers. The show has gone down in television history as a cult failure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# If it ended with Bel-Air
I think you would have been on to a winner
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# in yr gardnz diggin up yr bodyz
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Yarak, its the futrue of home made thingings
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# NEWSLETTER TIME: HANDS OFF SNAKEY
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Colostomy
raiders!
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Now featuring 100% less image challenge results
(songsforeveryone, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# hah
yes
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# on legal advice we are withdrawing this subject line
^ just saw it's bindun
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# shootings and bummings will only make me stronger

(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Purveyors of music of no real merit since 1987
(songsforeveryone, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I CAN'T SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
Princes next number one hit single!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# The b3ta newsletter - so shit, we had to give it away for free
(songsforeveryone, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Price is in Uranus
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I hate children in need.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Prince Challenge ... ridicule is nothing to be scared of
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# CUNT
I have the song in my head - I also have to watch the video in my minds eye.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# It's a fine song though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I would be surprised if he turned out to be a kiddie fiddler too!
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Breaking news: Prince Charming to sue the Brothers Grimm
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# tonight we're going to party like its 19.99
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Um ....
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# haha, nice.
also: i just took the top off the new piercing
and now i have a shiny hole in my arm!

*pokes it*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# why, in the name of all that is holy
would anyone pierce their arm?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# unexpected cash!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# what, you were paid to do it or you had some spare money lying about
and thought you'd have stuff put in your arm?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# bit of both.
I had some spare cash - and, as it's a fairly new technique, as long as i keep going back every week or so for the piercer to look at it and take a photo, i'll get the next ones very cheap too; or discount for a friend, as i'm not hugely into piercings myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# which hasn't answered the original question...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# "I had some spare cash"
Sorry - I thought that was enough to answer the question. Apparently not. Let's try again:
I had some spare cash. So yes, I decided to get my arm pierced. Because I had some spare cash. And that is why my arm is pierced.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Personality substitute?
I usually find overtly tattooed/pierced people have nothing to say, so become a conversation piece.

Just my personal findings.
(Spui, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# cf5cvt5cg
efwregwrtybnertmjfqwdcbnv345we
(st3v3-o, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# i don't believe i'm 'overly' anything.
i have tattoos, yeah, but they're all hidden under average clothing and are rarely seen by anyone.
and, apart from a couple of ear piercings, this is the only piercing i have, and i got it because i liked the idea. Again, it's nearly always hidden under sleeves and rarely shown off in general life.
perhaps you have been unfortunate enough to only meet very narcissistic tattooed/pierced people. But you probably know many tattooed/pierced people who never show them off at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Why do you have them done then...
...if no-one ever sees them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# it's a computer control port thing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# heehee!
that's what i think it looks like!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# before you know it
you'll be wearing wires and starting a new movement

and become rich and famous out of it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Two Jamies on the board at once, who'd've thunk it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# :O
I saw a couple making the naughty in a car a few weeks back. Bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# cor! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Were you at a dogging site?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# She owns it!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I own them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# £5.00 per car?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# And as much fat woman in red lace knickers as you can fit in the boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Its always fat women in red lacies...
...so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
#
so I've heard that i've fancied
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I read that as "red face knickers"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# What kind of a car was it?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Blue one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Ah. :)

It must have been a Volvo. They're the only people to make erotic cars.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# dogger!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Look at Wordsworth catching that scent!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Haha!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Arf!
Didn't someone do a fleshlight Jamie?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I've seen one done, yes - can't remember who did it though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] they need some company?
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# self-promotes
www.b3ta.com/links/135749
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# That works really well


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha
Ace and a superbly rendered Jamie
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# cheers fella :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] laziest compo entry ever

although I could have reposted the miffy thing in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# .
(Knutsack, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# why didn't you comp that?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# awwww
poor pootle!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Nothing will stand in my way!

BWAH HA HA HA HAAH!!!!
(teh_catt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Snow Whitey


last one of these methinks
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Very nicely done, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# why thankee
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Hehehehe
I nearly went that way on the birthday!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# =D aye the first time I ever tried it
was as illustrated above, knocked me spark out for the whole day
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# :D
That's the stuff ...... the whole day? ....... where from?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] .


Edit: oops.. magic spellchecker consulted
(Knutsack, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# haha!~
the tongue makes it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Looks like wordsworth is ready for a dive!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

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