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# poorly executed,badly finished and a waste of good minds

and that's just the film.

this is the voice...of the mysterons
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Cloverfield was ace.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# 'phusaiso
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# woo mysterons!
also heres a remake of my apocalyptic thingy from yesterday

CFB

once again i fear that my idea excels my ability
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Aww man!!
...and there was me thinking they were remaking this game!

(Hunkychunkylovemonkey hasn't masturbated since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# here have this bag full of ris
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Why Ambassador Gobbledegook
... with this bag of ris you are spoiling us!

Seriously... do you not remember the arcade classic: Toobin??
(Hunkychunkylovemonkey hasn't masturbated since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# sadly
i must of missed that

bit of a pc gamer since 1992
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i used to love this game!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Appearantly, it was nick-named after someones uncle

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I adore Tilda Swinton.
She was the best thing about Constantine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# seconded
for some kind of androgyn,she's pretty cute
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# She was excellent as Gabriel.
Androgyn, yes, but in such a coldly sexual way, even whilst being asexual. Showed such a strength of character.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# indeed, it was a fine performance
even though people who are actually familiar with Hellblazer thought the actual movie was an absolute travesty
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I'm not denying that
and I am familiar with Hellblazer, thank you. Nothing to do with her performance though really, is it? As a stand-alone piece.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# oh definitely
absolutely nothing to do with the lively miss swinton... just had to throw that bit in there to remind everyone what a geek i am :-P

and I mean, really, why DIDN'T they get Sting to play Constatine?

*wipes sweat off brow*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# her as orlando
nearly jacknifed my heterosexuality
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I like both
Come on, the anti-social post-punk alcoholic was never going to be an easy sell to America. I thought they made a good job of it, and I think the comics are great too.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# doing a sex face while saying 'little horn'
made me giggle.
/edit call me philistinic,peurile and silly but i still fucking love that film
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# acterllly
her with pale skin and red hair reminds me osomuch of david bowie in Man Who Fell To Earth
Result: 98% woo
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
#
david bowie in Man Who Fell To Earth rob
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# they all seem so pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# They're all holding cock.
YOU of all people should know what it's like to be pleased with cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# indeed.
although it's been well over a week, so i'm beginning to forget.
quick! someone pass me a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# it's because they think it means they'll be remembered for it
I can't remember who got the best actor oscars from 1960-1994, so not exactly much staying power there, eh hollywood? lol, oscars.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# all i remember
is that LoTR got lots, titanic got waaaay too many and AWiL got the cockscar for special effects in 84(?)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I remember Sidney Poitier was the first black actor to win at something
for playing a slave to East German nun bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I need to direct a blue movie called that.
You obviously need to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I'll be the key-grip
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# You don't want to be a nun bastard?
Or an SS officer?

Or casual bystander #3?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i dislike nuns
they are creepy, evil and vile-tempered due to lack of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i agree
though i have not encountered many first hand, I did have a rather sexual experience with a girl who said she was leaving town at the end of the week to join a convent...

(consisted of her yanking my pubes, followed by clumsy cunnilingus)

she was very weird though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Is that all she did to you?
Or was that in the process of yanking other things?


When I was much younger I did once blow very delicately on the first penis proferred towards my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaha, what a literal child you were.
and it was in the process of yanking other things, but was among the most painful and unsexy things I have experienced.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# This makes me feel much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# nuns float
on a layer of sex-repelling evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# yeah....
rich bastards.

=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Last photo = Cockfight!
Also, it'd be nice if all women 'of a certain age' looked as good as Helen Mirren did last night. It'd make my advancing years that much easier to reconcile myself to.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Wow...
They don't make light-sabres like they used to!
(Hunkychunkylovemonkey hasn't masturbated since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
ya old git!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# So long as there's cleavage to be seen at the Oscars
I'll keep on watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# she looked better then some of the youngsters.
until she smiled and creased her face, but i admire her for not having surgery like others.

on another note, anne hathaway has a bizare shaped face, it's not in proper proportion.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# It's like looking at her through a fish-eyed lens
...pointed up close to her eyes. They're that huge. Almost gives her a mantis-like countenance.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Arf!

nothing crude about those though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# #5

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# haha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# These are fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# He's very recognizable
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ha ha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# pfft!
I love all of these.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Haha!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I'm filled with the urge to do
Absence of rural landscape for gentlemen of a certain age

Have I said these are top btw?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# intense experssions of laughter
expressions of respect and amusement!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# workplace-based audible mirth?
mee too
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Physical expression of hearty enjoyment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Clattering blow with frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# rush of blood into throbbing vascular pump of member on male human body
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Hasty retreat to avoid inappropriate physical penetration
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# steady but fast up/downwards motion with limb fastened to earlier mentioned member connected to male body
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Forceful ejection of stomach contents resulting from emotional disgust
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *urinating*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Disassociation of self from an increasingly awkward social exchange
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# uplifting emotional senses protruding good spirit and merit from entertaining occasions of outrageous sex acts with total stranger
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Strong desire to vigorously cleanse self, preferably with powerful solvents
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Perpetual desire to rinse nutsacks with back of largest muscle in human body
whilst pooping
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Feelings of intense disgust targeted at a fellow member of the human race
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Sudden and abrupt awakening from a state of total psychic blindness, followed by strong feelings of fear and grief
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Desire to exploit emotional state for achievement of sexual gratification
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Sudden prolapse of anal region
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I'm throwing my hat into this ring too.
I've chortled too long over these not to congratulate you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# there will be lols
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# *click*
:) woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Griffin!
Rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# why does he have a lion crawling up his arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# for sexy reasons
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Dr A Lion - Proctologist
Obvious really
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# it's griffin
part lion part eagle
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Pea.........tear..............Griffin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# on that subject
i need to watch family guy tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# You need to watch Family Guy every night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i do
i keep on missing it
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# THINK I'LL WATCH BLUE HARVEST TONIGHT!
whoops, capslock!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# BLUE HARVEST DESERVES CAPSLOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I agree
tis legendary material... especially when Darth Stewey "sith's" himself!
(Hunkychunkylovemonkey hasn't masturbated since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Best line ever:
Aren't you a little fat to be a Stormtrooper?

Well stay and rot, you stuck up bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# pfff
his diaper went over to the dark side
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Great idea, Princess!
Diving into a pile of garbage! Hey, maybe when we get out of here, you can show us around your home planet of Alderaan. Ohhhhhhhhh, too soon?
(Hunkychunkylovemonkey hasn't masturbated since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I THINK I'LL SLEEP IN THE BLUE HARVEST T SHIRT TONIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# i think i'll wipe my bum with my blue harvest toilet paper tonight...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# oooh, is it mong day?
how fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Perhaps this is just some form
... of creepy panto costume.
(Hunkychunkylovemonkey hasn't masturbated since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# SQUEEZE!
fucking constipation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# yeah
poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Griffin!


PETER griffin!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# UH!
OOOHHHH!!
(Hunkychunkylovemonkey hasn't masturbated since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Trust b3ta
Always there to give me a giggle, even if I only pop in :)

*clickety*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hey chuck!
How's the bun?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# 'Allo sirrah
The bun is liking raspberries right now. Any excuse really :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Friend of mine's pregnant.
Apparently the baby craves cakes and chocolate. Who'd have thunk it.
Still, small recompense for being off the booze...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Oh, this one craves cake and chocolate too
But I'm trying to be a little healthy.

Just a little...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# TRELLY!
*grabs*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Trelly!
Hi Ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Hey wobbles
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Ooooh, grabbing!
How's plans and dogs and things?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# OOf!
Inner glow chortle
*clicks*
Went on their 'Chernobyl weekend breaks' 10 years ago, came back with a lovely glow...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Haha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Totally Topical (copy and) Paste

Hitler Drew Disney Characters Shock
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Juvenile, I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# lol
click
(Golden_guns247, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I've never even HEARD of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Didn't your mummy have a chat with you when you became a Big Girl?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Nope, I luckily came on at my grandparents
so my GRANDDAD taught me all about that. My country and western, trucking, bechopped granddad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# haha from back in the day when ladies used a cork that they kept in a matchbox for 3 weeks a month?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Just because you want to imagine me doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Blood Diamond?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# OH.
Never mind then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Who cut the head off that mouse?

*bastards*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Tampax
it's how they make em.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ...
"stuck up cunts"
(Hunkychunkylovemonkey hasn't masturbated since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Ah
The Atkins for vampires!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# By far the worst (They've actually closed off the road today)
I was kind enough to take the images on the side of the road that don't feature spattered old man.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# but spattered old man is all i'm interested in!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# ooh
impromptu middle of the road breakdancing!

I hope the truck stopped in time
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# bloody hell
your street is the worst!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# You can thank the Congestion Charge Extension for that.
This road has been stupid since the extended it and just excluded Earls Court Road!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *shakes head*
didn't you have a car explode last week?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I did too!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# aww...
I wanted body bits....
(Golden_guns247, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Trust me, I did, you don't!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# oh fine then...
But i guess it wont take long for someone to bandwagon this with another old man...
maybe in pieces...
(Golden_guns247, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# It's vile that I want to see the gory stuff.
Gah. What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Old man got whacked by the lorry
It's right on a pedestrian crossing too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Poor bloke.
Poor family.

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# He doesn't have any
I know the guy in passing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Really?
:-( I'm somehow even sadder.

Poor you then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# What happened?
Was more than one person hit?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# looks like
vampire policemen licking the road
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Oh dear!
I take it the old man is right under?

:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# No one would be that sick!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Henry is oblivious
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Completely
Until the reaper arrives!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# you fucking rubbernecker
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Yeah.
To be honest, this isn't the kind of thing I want to see on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I find it depressing that it's so interesting for so many
hearing about traffic jams on the other side of the motorway from major accidents, just because of bloodthirsty fuckers slowing down to have a look "lol, dead ppl" - makes me a bit angry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Yeah, I come to b3ta to see funny pictures.
Not to hear about some poor bastard being hit by a truck.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# The Hide button
spares you things you don't like. Try it.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Good point, I'd forgotten about that.
It's a bit late for this one though, it's already depressed me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Well I actually take all in instances I can
As I'm one of the people trying to get EC Road included on the congestion charge on the grounds of safety.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# You don't necessarily have to show us these pictures
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# He shows us the pictures of all bad stuff that happens in EC.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Yes, I've seen a few before.
That's not a reason for doing so, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# but if a noob did it, what would happen?
/slightly irrelevant questioning of b3ta double standards blog
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# If a noob did half of the stuff I did they'd get chastised.
With oldage comes room to manoevre.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# So we should only be mean to the newbies who don't realise they're doing wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *makes 256k 2 girls 1 cup NSFW animation*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Demand says otherwise:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Yes, I do seem to be in a minority unfortunately.
I'll just skip over these threads in future.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I've had him on ignore since the zoo fiasco died down
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Sorry I can't see what you typed,
I have you on ignore!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# well that's understandable
I just thought you take pictures of accidents for lulz.

*offers hug*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Henry?
Nooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Conveniently close to that chinese restaurant....

/edit: you could at least put the Quo in, you slacker!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# That restaurant
Got closed by health and Saftey as they found:
Mouse shite in the restuarant, buffet, storage and kitchen areas and these was no hot water in the building to clean stuff up in!
Not a rumour, I actually read the sign the put on it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# one day i will come to find your street
and burn it to the ground.
for a good photo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# #4

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
noice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# The illest smurf on the smurf!

You go to the AH too much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# injokes never got front-paged
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# They've got this ad in the Veronica,
featuring Smurfette and the text "You can smurf me for free!"
Well, it made me smile...
(Pelle ghola, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Oooh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Free smurfs...
...with every 15 euros spent, I believe!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Pfft.
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *wrongs you in the right*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Shouldn't that be 'ronery'?
Nice one! Even though I would like to see all the little blue bastards killed..
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# "spec"tacular
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# FUCK YOU HANS BRIX!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# pfffft
awwwww no, Han Brix!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Spotted this on sale today in my local newsagents. Think it's something to do with the Oscars.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# OMG I AM EATING GUMS TOO
Mine is orbit complete though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# oscars?
what, the grouch?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# DRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
/I Hate My Illegitimate Children
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Woo!
You have all of teh skillzorz.

Now do an "overly-serious pretentious rambling git" one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I don't get it :(

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# WIS
Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# He wanks as highly as any in Wome
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# You're a who in the what now?
I was speaking of Bigus Dickus
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah, sorry
I was just randomly quoting.

"You're ALL individual!"

"YES! WE'RE ALL INDIVIDUAL"

"I'm not..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Gotcha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# wewwy good!
'wis' hahahahahaha
(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# DDL
gets lots of awards for shouting, being intense, and chewing scenery.

Oh, and only doing one film every four or five years to increase his enigma
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Do I need to have seen TWWB to get the scenery chewing reference?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# He chews a lot
In Gangs of New York
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)
# BUK BUK WE FOUNDS SOME GRAINS

Thanks to Mighty Nimbus for the subject line :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Has background Chicken
Expired? Or is he just an enthusiastic eater?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# BUK BUK
He's hungry
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Ha ha good for him!
Go-fer-it little fella.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# He considers it
a cake eating competition.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# haha!!
grain fed is tasty!!
*wrings neck*
yum yum!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Can I have a leg?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# you most certainly can!
*wanders down to the morgue with a hack saw*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Cheers.
Nice and fresh and preferably not with anything contagious, please.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# ah...
that may be a problem in this hospital....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Oh fine.
I'll get a free range one.
*wanders off into the streets*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# BUKBUK
GRAINSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# LOLCHICKENZ!
Bandwagon approacheth...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Hooray! :D
This has made my morning.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Relevant to interests.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Your chicken is too scrawny,
please fatten him up so I can devour him.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Yays!
You could make a cake! A Buk-kake!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# with a nice creamy filling
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I had to explain what cream pie was to a guy at work last week.
I don't know who found it more uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# 0_o
at what passes for "jovial" banter in your workplace!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :D only when I'm about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# heheheh
I hope you showed him pics
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha I told him to type it into redtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# has he been to work since?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# :D *nods*
Thanked me for linking him to the site.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Is that a big muff your cock is diving into?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# THIS IS CHICKEN POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# War!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Come here, bunny bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I've got your back.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# YAY MOFAHA
I LUV U N UR CHIKANS
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# This has been giving me some chuckles over on /links today...

story
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Quothay Pacific!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# he earn't £250000 a year?!
i'm in the wrong job...
*becomes a steward*
*gay marries a pilot*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hey
pilots have strong jaws and like their wives to have proper tits. None of your effeminate bumfun, no sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# damn!!
it's disguise time!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ooh.
nice tits missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I’m worried that my cat appears to be developing certain affectations
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# The only thing you need to worry about is it drinking all your brandy.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# and then proclaiming it to be a waste of his time
and defecating in your hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# HAHA
if you mix it with port this is ALWAYS the result.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# So that's where it's been going
i thought he favoured the gin
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Did noone tell you?
Cats absolutely hate gin.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Maine Coon or just long hair?
Your cat is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# He's just a Moggy
with ideas above his station :)
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# He's gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Well he doesn't like to use the cat flap unless he has to
I suppose he considers it the tradesman's entrance.
He much prefers to to be let in through the window. I think he likes the idea of having his own personal doorman
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I had a cat who did that.
She would also only leave the house by a different window- that being the one at the top of the kitchen wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I'm sure they think the weather will be better outside
if they so out through a different exit
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Cat logic.
I kind of wish cat logic was true.

*shuts eyes*

*disappears*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ^Racist^...


pfft
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I expected the little dear to be blowing bubbles out of that pipe.
'tis lovely nonetheless!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# word up heffster
*does 'cool' hand gestures*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# / embarassed
/ doesn't know any of the cool ones.
How do, Mr Ivesb?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
#
psst...the coolest one is hitting him in the stomach
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# With my brass knuckles?
Ooh! I know that one!

* hits!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *doubles over*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I feel all cool now.
How 'bout you, Ivesb?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *vomits*
*groans weakly*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# i'm ok,
boss is off after today and i've got a school reunion to go to on saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# School reunion? What's it been for you - 10 years?
Going to see what all the other wooden boys have done with their lives?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ummm....
12 years!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# 12?
That's a bit odd. They usually schedule the reunions for big round numbers 'round here. Only they don't typically involve all the gratuitous nudity one finds here.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# well apparntly lots have people have said about doing one,
somebody finally stepped up and organized it!

and i'll be nude in the spirit of b3ta!!

hmmm..
i wonder if should wear a b3ta t-shirt and round up some more souls for rob....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# "round up some more souls"
That sounds... evil.

I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# 'BWAHAHAHAHA!!'
'GIVE ME YOUR SOULS!!'
'what?'
'YES!'
'it was me that broke the window in year 10!'

it's like i can see the future!


(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Your cat's secretly been on b3ta a lot, 's all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Well he does seem to like computers
he usually tries to park himself on the keyboard between me and the monitor
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Yup, sounds like a cat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# i say, kit-e-kat?
who the hell do you think i am?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# meow meow meow meowtherfuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# If I didn't post tripe like this...


Encephalitis = Swelling of the Brain


...how would you know when the good stuff came along?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *tuts*
Morning love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Yeah I know
I'm a bit ashamed of myself, really.
I was trying my hand at Irony.
It's a stretch for us 'mercans.

How do you do today, little Fae? (Ooh, look! I rhymed!)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I do ok
I had lovely dreams and about 6 hours sleep, so more than usual.

Thyself?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# So then you're all refreshed and in a sparkling mood?
'Tis a glorious day on the high seas then, good Captain!

I'm okay, I guess. Far too much on my plate, but I'll keep pretending I'm hungry
It's better than getting up and walking away from the table...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# That'd involve getting up.
I did that earlier and it was SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Just did this for a good chum's black metal project
Doubt he'll use it though.

Cleek for beeger, or cleek for Blaencathra.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# i likes that!
everythings grand!
*shouts it on the wards*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Needs more sephulcrality
but otherwise, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I for one welcome our black metal overlords
*waits for mediocre*




love your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Why on earth not?
That looks like classic black metal material.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# YOU have an excellent head
if that really is you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *pats down man boobs*
It is today.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Well you have an excellent head then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Rock on!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# This is good.
This I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hehehe
If I had a black metal band, I'd probably use it.

It has some Impaled Northern Moonforest-ness to it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I have a raspberry Petitis Filous
and I'm dunking Lychees into it. As I am a scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Psst!
Fay, innt?

Is she tweaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# that's Fay Wray, yes
But I done spelled it the other way in honour of our esteemed board member Swaza
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I was thinking of doing a photoset
with the tied to trees white dress thing, but I don't know if it'd make any sense to those who don't know my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# All the best girls spell it 'F-A-E'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I can endorse this and I do
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Oh I am so bloody changing my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# to Mullyfergas
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Wankfantasy of yours or not
NO
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# arse, foiled again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Get a promotion.
Commodore Wow has a certain ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Major Wow
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I'll thank you to leave my certain ring out of this.
lolbumjoeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# That sounds like the best computer EVAH!
Commodore WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha
latinlol
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Eh?
I thought it had only meaning in french
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I don't know maybe I'm just stupid
quick to avoid looking very stupid I'll put this here:

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# This is mesmerising.
If it doesn't stop soon, I'll be here all day.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# don't stop me now!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ok sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Yay!
I want my motherpissing lobsterskates!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# DON'T STOP
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This is hynotizing.
I keep watching it over and over.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BRAIN, GMoS!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# lolfail
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
I've just got this, it only took about ten minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ^this!
+ 5
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hooray!
*returns to bloody InDesign file with it's soddin' broken jpg links*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# #3

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# these are just ace
lovely work sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I accidentally found some smurf pr0n at weekend
people shagging... dressed as smurfs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# link please
just for shits n giggles of course
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# o_o
'googles'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Yeah I accidentally discover quite a lot of porn.
It's even on the interwebs these days too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# haha Smurf pron
Was Smurfette getting blukaked?
(aka Rohan, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahaah!! 'blukake'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I saw that a while back, can't remember where though,
did make me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I think you may have found an axphication site
(waxdart hello., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Smurfette getting smurfed in the smurf?
And then three smurfs smurfing her big smurfed smurfs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# lol
(aka Rohan, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *smurfs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Yes
but his cock wasn't blue!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Smurf that...smurf yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Get the smurf outta here!
For those keen on a link... you'll have to wait...

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Not Smurf For Work?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen, we've smurfed him!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# :D
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Better title than the original really
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Hurray!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
My favourite so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Absolute clicks. How have I missed all of these so far?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# My fave has to be Die Hard
but they are all gems!
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# End Your Life With Difficulty
Bestest use of wronglish eva 100% TRU
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# this is the best
all of it
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# ace!
Blimey, what a collection you're building up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# yaay!
and yay and yay and yay and yay etc! These rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Actually...
"The Quantum of Solace" means the amount of Comfort / Solace we take in something. In this case the amount of Solace someone takes in their significant other...which for Bond is very little, as she is dead.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Well
No point in watching the one before this one now!

/huffs off in a huffy
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# You need
to put these on a website. They're excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# These are all excellent. WOO and YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Have just discovered these
and had the benefit of a little gleefest for 5 full minutes

Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

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