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and the link to the original fluffy video: awwww the spacktard fluff!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

HAHAHA

christ that made me laugh

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Brilliant!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

Well, I for one feel his pain.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

pictures or it didn't happen

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

You must have missed my 5000.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

must have

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

For the best.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

hahahahahahaahah

brill

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

hahaha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

hahaha

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

did that dirty rozzer call you in the end?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

i'm going to sue for police brutality, of the heart

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

i think you'll find that your heart may have just "fallen down the stairs"

your honor.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

His heart simply walked into a door that I

was violently swinging back and forth guv!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

he seems to have gotten his heart trapped in a piano lid as it was falling

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

He has sheep too?

;)

Damn your ninja goodies ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

Hahahaha

Good heavens! They are vast

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

HAHA! Win of the day.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

haha

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Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

It's taken me a while to reply as I couldn't stop giggling

*click*
Ok it's been a few minutes since this was posted and I still don't see it on the you know where
Edit: 15 minutes later and I still keep watching it and laughing.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

You, sir, are a genie's arse.

*fucking massive click*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

arf!

excellent!
the video is extremely fluffeh too
hang in there little fella

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

Ha ha ha, Christing fuck.

WIN.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

Charley says

MEEOOWEEEEOOWWOOWW EEEEOOOW OOWW OWWW .

And it's not surprising, really.

[Edit: oh, I just watched the video, poor Charley, he's ace, hooray for wobbly cats.]

(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

INTERNET WINNER!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

pfft

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

genuine lol !
*still laughing*

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

How queer...

You odd person you.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

Hi Prod

Are you still doing fun things at work?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

doing some corporate i.d.s for some picky cunt who isn't happy with anything

I was about to design a subliminal *goatse today to see if the tit accepted it :D

*thought against it though

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

I bet his brief was sketchy enough to be completly useless

and is of the "I don't know what I want until I see it" variety.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

the brief was this is my name..we do this..make something good.

twat!

still enjoying it though :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

ha ha

great

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pippy is a truck, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

hahaha!

that's very woo

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Chisel, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

Hahahaha!

Excellent stuff!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

Hahahaha

Fluffe bollocks!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

Yay! Front paged at last!

*applauds wildly*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

*bows tamely*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

Oh, Brilliant Stuff

I absolutley love it.

(DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)

how rather special

marvelous stuff

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

Have you thought. . .

... about posting a version of this as a reply video on the original?

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

I think B3ta humour won't translate that well with the majority of youtube people

He will be shot down in flames.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

And your point is. . . ?

On the plus side, it would get more people interested in B3ta.

Jeesh, I am still laughing over this. Is it a male thing, or do the women find it funny, too?

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

I think my point was clear enough

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

brilliant. XD

and the real charley is just magical; special in every sense of the word

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

Well deserved front page, sir!

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Grampa, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)

Now THIS is why I keep coming back to b3ta!

lol, rolf mayo, wooyayhoupla, and panowie!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 4:21, archived)

Hello Charley...

/pinkfloyd

woo!

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:14, archived)

hahaha, I wondered where that was going

big rofls here

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

oh christ

I laughed so hard after seeing this :p

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

that is

tip top sir!

(jaffy, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

Congratulations Mrs Brown, it's a healthy baby calf

SCIENCE NEWS!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

nice udders

yay

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

www.threadless.com/product/816/I_m_Sure_I_Used_To_Fit

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

that is cool, i can only offer chimp porn back

THIS IS A CHIMP WITH A WOMENS CUNT ADVERT, OK, ICAN'T GET THE FILM TO DOWNLOAD IT IS NSFW

www.animalsex-tour.com/gal/123/20.htm

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

Oh no, mongy's been hijacked again!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

Aye,

I fear this to be true!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

Please stop posting scat on the board.

We like your photoshops, but we don't like having to delete links and pictures of people shitting on each other. The next ban you get will be permanent and will apply to all the accounts you have set up.

We'd rather not have to do that though, so please lay of the porn and the scat and keep to the poor taste (but work-safe) jokes.

Thanks

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

*is uber confused*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

i'll get barred

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

I see.

I thought it was aimed at me....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

so did i, at first

you filthy scatposter!

:-D

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Ah, if only I did post scat links.

Just Peter Cook links from me Im afraid :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

ban his sick filth

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

*fears*

No Mongy, I aint done nuffink! Honest!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

not again, oh no

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

he's a grade A fucking tool

hacked?....haha, he's full of shit.

pardon the pun

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

i never said i was hacked

i have no idea where this came from, you can call me what you want

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

you're a fucking tool

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

i see you have, fair play to you

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mongychops, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

i would suggest, if you've been hacked

that you log in and change your password, or log yourself out of other locations. It's not really rocket science for anyone out of nappies.

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pep, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

B'bye Mongy

It's a shame though.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

why did i just click on that?

*burns computer*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

Yeah I did too

I really thought it was going to be some amusing send up. A sort of pisstake of what happened before.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

oh no, i thought the message was clear

never mind eh

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

I didn't think you'd be so risky posting a link like that

Still never mind.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

it is a funny awful site, it shouldn't be allowed

and if this is worse than goatse and the like and b3ta doesn't allow it any more i guess i better ask the new mods what i'm supposed to do

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mongychops, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

That is ace!

Why am I punished for not being a fat american!

Damn selling out of Medium!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

This needs animating hard!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

Can it be..... etc....

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

Hahahahahah

2 pints a day!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

I bet he fucking loves it, too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

Excellent!

*clicks*

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mikenco, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

EGG SHORTAGES, HAPPYTOAST!

*didn't read any further*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

I've got LOADS.

Possibly. Actually, no I haven't, I've got less than most girls. Bloody early menopausal family.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

Can you send me some.

I totally wont use them for evil.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

Evil twin me? Fantastic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

I totally wont sex it.

Totally.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

Can I?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

You'll have to fight me for her.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

But surely I get first dibs.

Also I'd win. So either you give me otherme or you get punched and then I get otherme anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I demand to have a cowbaby this instant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

you just want bull-sex!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

Let's see what I could have won.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

Now who could possibly object to this?

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

THAT AINT 0.1% COW

IT'S OVERCOWED

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Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

In more ways than one

more cow } less cow.

Fucking arrowy things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

I DISAGREE

0.1% cow >>>>>>> 99.9% cow

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Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

HOW COME YOU GET FUCKING ARROWY THINGS?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

THE POWER OF &lt and &gt

I THINK I LEARNED IT FROM CR3. WHAT A DUDE. UNLESS IT WASN'T CR3.

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Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

you'd better be right *tries*

<

>

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

Oh. My. Lord.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

>:D

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Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

You rule. Cr3 rules (obviously, like)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

i can't believe you didn't know that

(sorry)

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

Yeah, I'm not a rocket scientist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

Couldn't you have just pressed shift + comma.....

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

No, doesn't work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

EDIT: They work in the subject line, obviously they are ignored in the message because they are used in tags normally.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

I think it doesn't work in the main message because it's seen as html tags.

But all html shows up fine in the subject.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

Indeed.

It is what I would have said if I had but the words.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

i for one am all for this frankestein science

we need more mutants.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

Yes, I'm getting bored with sport as it is.

We need new mutant innovations.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

hahaha I love it you talented bastard!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

*is perturbed*

*and semi-gleeed*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

that looks like something out of Yoshi's Story

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

ah, an'udder one on this theme

with rather too much professional competence and artistic merit for my liking..

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

Yay

I may not die an agonizing death with Parkinson's disease like grandad did

I don't mind rabbit ears, if that's part of the process

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

You would save money on loo roll too

presumably! Convenient pellet sized turds :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

Hahaha

Good grief, what a future!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

I am quickly coming round to these Chimeras

and the possibilities they offer!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

dont the embryos look like rolled up condoms?

woo yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

Cowbaby will have such awesome superpowers!

Science demands it!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Have another tree

cfb. Monotype.
The press was messed up -- even though the dials read the same height, the one side was way off. But, fortunately, it happened on the side that's in the distance. Nothing great but still kinda neat.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

real art?

excellent!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

I Like Trees

They have leafses

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Jorvic, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

yeah

i usually post mine further into the night shift.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

as a former photocopier engineer, i'd say yours is fucked

woo

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

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Shada, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

your cloud chamber has been infested by tree particles

rather nice.
g'night john-boy. g'night mary-ellen. i am going to go and sleep

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

How fucking big!

* Still loading

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

oh fuck

its 0.24KB over the limit

*burns*

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

Can you see the image then?

about 5 mins and then red-x for me?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

i got the image before

the rest of the board loaded

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

Still not got it...

* I hate Tuesdays - Good night board

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

are you retarded

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

that would be

a comedy statement?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

if it is it will be his first funny post

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

i do my research

www.b3ta.com/search/board/62105/best

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

"I saw this and thought of b3ta..."

worst intro to a post on b3ta ever

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)

i'm not racist but...

classics

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

Um...

I think maybe your internet is borked.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

fantastic picture post

woo and yay

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

you forced my hand, sir

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

you utter bastard

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

hello strangler!

how's life in germany?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

nobbad fella

I shouted at a homeless person this morning, so things are getting back to normal after my holiday

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

did you shout

"HERE IS A COUPLE OF EUROS FOR A HOT MEAL!"

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

Actually it was "fuck off"

Not sure if they understood it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

NEIN! ICH NICHT HABE ANY SPARE CHANGE!

NAU FUCKENZIE OFF!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

*makes absolutely no mention whatsoever of sausage*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

*sausages*

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

Why I outta

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

oh i say!

to hull with you at once!

have a woo for the road

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

hahahaha

He's a hot one :D

especially just b4 surgery

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

you cad!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

guilty as charged ol' bean

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

Haha!

Enjoy your Hulliday.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

ha ha ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

Hahah she looks utterly fed up

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

hahaha

excellent.

should i go and watch 'death proof' or stay on b3ta?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

what is 'deathproof'

apart from a shit title?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

the latest Tarantino film....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

i'd go, he's done the best you'll see today

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

you can watch it online and stay on b3ta

youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

please do not make rickrolling the new horses

it's less funny

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

I don't make the rules love

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

rules? i'm fucked

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

nicely sir.

and as my hard drive keeps stopping and starting for some crazy reason that is starting to piss me off, good night b3ta.
i shall see you in the morning after i have given this sodding machine a rub down with an oily rag and a smack with a rather dainty toffee hammer.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

bye bye your Maj!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

haha.

best expression ever for it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

I'm so pleased I returned tonight

It has been most woo

...but now tiz bedtime coz I am a tired bunny after thinking for so long...sweet dreams b3tans

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

bye bye!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

you realise in that image you are encouraging under-12 months ers

to smoke?

shame on you

/Daily Mail reader blog

oh, and Woo! to the pic

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

down with me!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

Thats chuffing ace :)

She is my ideal woman she is! When she has her real face obviously.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

A GIRL!!

*hides erection*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

ARGH DON'T HIDE IT THERE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

You silly

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

Marvelous

She'll grow to be a right hotty

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

hallo possums

(themothers, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

woo reminds me of this

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pippy is a truck, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

crikey!

can it be milked?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)

Three layers for the Reich!

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

This hurts my eyes.

But I like it, so that's ok.

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

As the actress said to the bishop.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

TJ: who wants a $5 discount from cafepress?

gaz me your email address within the next 10 minutes

actually, bollocks it's a scam, $5 off any order over $50, fucking chancers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

is it ?

bastards.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

yeah

cheeky fuckers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

£25

that's only two tees though ain't it?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

*heils*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

This duck was following me.

So I took its soul and am offering it to b3ta.

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

ssg, ssg, we need you

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

*FLAP*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

DUCK!!!! I CHALLENGE YOU!!!

Pikachu, THUNDERSHOCK!!!

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

*points out current school council rules*

*gets teacher to confiscate pokemon cards*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

DUCK played 'BURAEUCRACY'

Trainer Wobbly Hat is caught in Red Tape!!!

(miss 3 Gos, do not collect £200)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

only if its got plum sauce and pancakes with it

oh and a nice bottle of kirin

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caffeinefreak, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

or banana

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

THIS DUCK WONT EVOLVE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

**hands water stone**

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

Got Rare Candy?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

THAT WILL NOT HELP YOU EVOLVE.

THAT WILL MERELY ENHANCE YOUR LEVEL.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

Also: lower Exp from Rare Candy instead of levelling up normally. BUT I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT SHIT. MISTY IS NAKED WITH HER STARMIE AGAIN.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

i think your copy was different to mine :(

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

yurp, **rummages**

**tosses rare candy**
I also have some poké balls, a repel and some lemonade

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

Repels were always pretty lame. I always used them through that Digglet tunnel and it always did shit all. My Charmander used to get raped.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

i used diglet tunnel to catch a diglett then raise it up to be all manly

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

DUGTRIO!

Blegh, Onix was funnest. He was my rock/earth Pokemon of choice.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

anything with Dig does the job for my Poké belt, i liked nidoran males best

the pink phallic horn was brilliant

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

Dig was a handy move but it was shit as an attack.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

*hands orange sauce*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

Phwoar, ello sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

Hello again, you!

Phwoar yourself :)

Ed: you missed my naked 7000th post.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

LEEENK

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

I don't think you deserve one.

*lazes*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

*sniff*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

You could see his cock and everything.

It was massive.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

Yeah, see, I checked.

Actual cock please thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

You're never happy :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

I TRIED SO HARD.

I just want to love you.

Waaaa waaaa waaaa.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

Ooooh Timberlake.

Now you're talking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)

WHAT.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

ECLECTIC.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

LAME.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

Anagram of male.

*nods sagely*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

You just like everything and everyone, musically and erotically.

FACE IT!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

I am quite easy to please, yes.

Generally a happy little bobbin, me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

You're like the anti-me.

Female, easily pleased, freely indulges her senses experiences and curiosity.

Whereas I've got all the looks.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

Look as good as you want

I'm more sexy than pretty.

and also, if (stressing the word if) we had children we might make a normal human being.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

Dammit, I knew I should have said sexy. That's that joke ruined then.

You're basing that on the fact that logically if we are the apotheosis of opposites, that they will sort of cancel eachother out into normalcy? Or just because half mental people can sort of make someone tenuously sane?

Also if I had children I'd probably raise them to be sort of like me to a sane level but without the awful crushing despair and generally be a really not at all believing in moulding the children parent. But i'll never have children so that's rather academic.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

No systematic destroying of their own sense of self?

I'm impressed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

I only do that to people I despise and want to destroy...or just when I am bored.

But yes, no children ever. Unless you class genetic experiments as children; in which case possibly, when I have the equipment.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

I'll do genetic experiments with you.

As long as I get to have a big hook to brandish at people and a cellar.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

No.

You can have stick to your own sexy and boring life, I'll do the genetic experiments and edge of reason tredding.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

You're just a tease.

That's what you are. A no-good tease.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

Well I've got to vindicate my supressed annoyance and rage at the sexually elated somehow.

That and being generally comically nonchalent and insulting.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

Don't you get tired?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

Never.

I'm fueled by ire and 80s electrofunk, of which there is an ample supply.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

Bloody hell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

Although I sleep a lot, because I can never seem to be bothered to get out of bed (despite not being actually tired)

It's the only time I really wish I had a lovely woman, or a sexy young boy would do, to rouse me and possibly intice me with breakfast.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

Robot?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

I think I need warm and slinky.

Waking me up in the morning and giving me back rubs, I could quite happily go for those things but I can't really get them without either relationships or some kind of BDSM slave. Neither of which I particular desire.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

Prostitutes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)

Also I am too humanistic an individual to warrant fucking over someone else's life just so I can get a backrub.

I'd clearly just try to somehow reverse the course of the prostitutes' lives.

And now we have fallen off the board long enough methinks. Although I still want a sexy young boy, especially a naive cute one.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

*waves*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

Hello pusskins!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

I feel poorly

Cold, sleepy and I ate too much pizza and icecream.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

Oh you poor precious *gives cuddle*

I ate turkey and salad and an ittle bit of houmous.

You might remember this- do you remember you used to be able to get dolls in the 80s that smelled of strawberries?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

Vaguely remember that yes

Were they called Strawberry Shortcake?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)

I think so.

Do you remember the smell of them? It was HEAVENLY.

My new perfume (and hair conditioner) smell exactly like them.

Seriously, I might have to start licking my arm or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)

As I recall most things smelled of something or other in the 80's.

The 80's was the decade of smelly erasers, scratch and sniff stickers and all manner of fruity/chocolately combinations in plastic & rubber.

I love that fake strawberry smell :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

And asbestos.

The best smell of them all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

WHEN YOU'VE QUITE FINISHED.

you need to go to the City of the 10th Ramadan. They make shitloads of the stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

So do I, I'm going to STINK of it at the meet.

I'm going to make people feel hungy but a little bit sick. Story of my bloody life.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)

Wouldn't it be easier just to eat strawberries.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)

I've done too much of that recently.

Digestive...issues.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)

Mmmm that makes me think of digestive biscuits.

I also have a shit (chortle) digestive system. I did for a short time manage to have a shit more regularly than one every week, or sometimes two weeks, but it seems I am back to that now.

I swear I need to replace it with a furnace as soon as possible, it's just annoying and rubbish. Plus it creates the most sharp and short indescribable pelvic pain imaginable.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

Oh I've just got IBS.

And I've eaten a LOT of fruit recently. Ow.

You could try going totally macrobiotic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

Or as I call them 'hype-yoghurts'.

What's painful about fruit? I can't say I actually know what IBS constitutes, other than your bowels are irritable.

I seem to get the most immeasurable pain in my pelvis occasionally though, it's just one of those twinges. But it's sort of like having a thousands of tiny redhot meathooks stabbed into you and shook about.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

You could have it, I get them.

I don't know if there's any other types, but basically my intestines instead of working rhythmically to move stuff along, they do some mental jazz stuff and get all confused.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

Hmmm, doesn't sound like me.

Mine just don't really shift anything and end up compressing a week or moresworth of food down into practically dark matter. Which admittadly does eventually become quite uncomfortable although it's more on the whole lower colon and pelvis region than the actual digestive tract.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

Doctor with you. Get to the.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

I am a man. I am also insane.

I think you can see the inevitable conclusion.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

No harm in telling you, it's what women do.

Go to the doctor, please for fuck sake stop snoring, you never listen, why don't we ask that man over there on the bench etc etc etc.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

I don't snore.

And all the females i've known, despite being the type who always complain about males closed emotional nature, are fucking shit when you actually try to talk to them - as are all people. It's just a fall back so they can complain about something.

I have no idea what the bench comment was about. Dogging in parks?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

Hopefully.

I'm excellent to talk to. I pay attention for at least five minutes before zoning out and thinking about ice cream.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

I can go on forever. I have found few people able to withstand it.

And I talk quite a lot too!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

*smacks head*

If I can smoke and have coffee you're fine. My best mate has not shut up since I met her, bless her wonderful little heart.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

Well I tend to only talk about very grave and serious matters these days. Shame, as I used to be quite fun.

Although thankfully I've not given up being weirdly comical about the whole depressing void of existance, it confuses the happy and the depressed alike.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

Most things confuse me

to a greater or lesser degree.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

quick, tell getty images

i bet they haven't got any duck pictures.

needs more mary poppins umbrella.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

They were sold recently:

"In February 2008 it was announced that Getty Images is to be acquired by Hellman & Friedman in a transaction valued at an estimated $2.4 Billion."

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

i do hope audrey didn't get laid off as a result of the sale.

although if she did we can start nicking their images again.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

My mouth scrapped along the floor at $2.4 Billion

photographs? Ok they are rather big these days I guess

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

hahaha

"I'm telling Audrey!"

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

Pfffttttt...

i had two ducks land in the road outside Thor Towers on Sunday, Mrs thor shepherded them into the garden and away from the traffic, we spent eh next 15 minutes feeding them lully bread before they thanked us and flew off.

mrs duck came back yesterday for a wee while of her own accord.

she must have liked the bread.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

Mister Thor!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)

how do catpain!

i'm off work this week, and for the latter half of last week as well.

i'm doing some sneaky work at an agency for free, i must be mental, giving up holiday ro go and work somewhere for free, still, it'll all go in the folio at the end of the day.

hows you, i havn't missed any topless shots have i?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

I could get my tits out if you want?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

Hang on,

let me get a tissue first.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

you have to turn every thread to you you you don't you

tsk

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

pffffftttttt

like i've not got a hard drive full of semi-naked pictures of you already.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

Yeh, but only the bottom half!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

isn't that the best bit?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

...the only bit

the top half holidays in Thailand 6 months of the year

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

Not that have been put on the internets, no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

bah!

one day you'll slip up and i'll be there waiting.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

I didn't say there wasn't any on the internets already.

I have evil exes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)

*google searches*

bah! damn you google.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)

Muahaha you'll never find me

*twiddles imaginary moustache*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

in my minds eye that is an underpant moustache

*curses google again*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

Hahaha

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

pictures!! or it didn't happen.

or perhaps on the other hand....

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

God and Duck Whisperer

Oh how I envy your life

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)

he lives in a biffa bin behind the local co-op drinking meths

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

...landed gentry with his own bar *sighs*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

yer fuggin' bastard!

your my bescht mate, lend us a tenner until giro day, yer bastard!

*throws dead cat at you*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

fuggggin ggilo day yayy bas bass cuunnt

yous sttil, ack gowan, get theee ciderr in, fukk

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

it's not all work, work, work

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

Ducks are apparently 'very busy' animals, or that's how they come across

Woo for giving you their time

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)

smirky. smirkyduck

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

dcuk or wolf? DUCK OR WOLF

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)

I'm gonna say...dcuk.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)

RARR.

After some comments last night, I decided to make a kind of jigsaw type thing out of these, as people seem to think they fit.

I made 24 pieces, so this will be the first in a series of 24 completely unrelated, but totally attachable drawings.

COLLECT 'EM ALL.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

I've got that one

anyone want to do swapsies?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

Got, Got, Need, Got but need shiney, Got, Need, Need, Got

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

Don't start trading in the playground.

The teachers will confiscate them.

But we all know they only do that to complete their own collection..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

i need john wark

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

we always had a glut of john wark

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

Peter fucking Shilton AGAIN!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

I always used to get Fucking

Simon Barker who played for QPR in 1994 I think it was!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

My Panini football album

was about 10 years before yours :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

That young eh!

*hides Scotland World Cup edition*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)

this was always the best to do with leftovers

www.fistoffun.net/book/29.htm
www.fistoffun.net/book/30.htm

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)

Haha, I have that book.

I didn't realise I could see it for free online.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)

Yay for Carl Leaburn and Charlton :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

heehe best jigsaw ever

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

Can I only collect some?

I'm not sure I'm ready for the responsibility of collecting them all...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)

All or nothing.

ALL OR NOTHING D:

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

AAAARGH!

*combusts*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)

This is good

I like this
*bookmarks for future reference*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

no thanks

i only do 1 piece jigsaws, saves me time, yay

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)

What a shitting cool idea.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)

You should put your tag on the outside of all the edge pieces, otherwise it's effort to have to delete 'em to make the puzzle.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

Tru dat.

I'll switch this about a tad in a moment, make it an inside jobby thing.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

Actually, buggrit.

I'll leave it there. It's an edge piece anyway. :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

Ya-HoooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOpSZAaa!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

aliens may also be be self-concious

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

hello animaloon

what you should animate next is a picture of a monkey in the zoo who sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it and then feigns a huge theatrical fainting fit.

Teh internet will love it!

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

hehehe

mine are in a constant nip-on anyway regardless of weather

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)

arfs

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)

teehee.

I remember this.

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Aenesis, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

poor old m khan

i wonder where he is

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

a producer on BBC Radio 5 live?

no, I'm. just guessing

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

milky milky

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

What an ace thing to see

after all this time

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

Evening Mr Bun!

awright?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

e'nin Mistress Pot

I'm nearly alright...have much mysqlness cluttering the grey matter

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

'evening chap

how's it hanging, are you coming up for the next london gathering?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

Mr the Queen...g'nin to you

.
.
.
errrr...don't know...when is it

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

don't let riverghost know you don't know the date for christ's sake

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12648

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

But earl's court is full of antipodeans

although that will help with the barby

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

i don't what's worse

that, or more than a dozen b3tans in one place at the same time, i'm more than a little scared.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)

You loved it dry the last time mate

and that was just your tea

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

having been to about 5 or 6 bashes

I can tell you , the concept of 'enforced zaniness' doesn't happen. Unreal people don't survive long in the real world without their cloak of anonymity on :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)

i have only done the one

and a very pleasant time i had too.
i think the main danger of this one is the numbers, it'll draw attention to us and the fact that we all spend far to much time chatting to our virtual chums and posting puerile images.
i don't want everyone to know i don't have any real friends or a proper life.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)

oo-er..?

is it a long-time pre-existing gag?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

Worry not oh revolving chapeau'd one

I was merely commenting upon the wooness of your pic as it is the first on b3ta I've seen in many a yonk

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

aww thanks...

thought you were subtlely complaining that I'd nicked your idea from yesterdays :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

nonononono

The only dalek related post I've ever done was a tesco value dalek

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

Hehehehe

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

That took me embarrassingly long.

Woo yay!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

took me a few seconds.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)

sold the steampunk R2D2 yet?

I hope they have plenty of linseed oil amid their droid polish...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

I bet Dalek foreplay takes forever..

Too many nipples to chose from.

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girlinthehole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)

that's disgusting!

i hate that firefox theme

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

Haha!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

I'm still not sure, but it's the best I've found that acts as a "wallpaper". What suggest you?

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

I see what you did there

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

Yeah, well,...

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

babies with tits?

woo

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mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

like i said....

way too much COD4!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)

cash on delivery 4?

delivery boy tasks are more difficult than they used to be eh?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

He's an even worse shot

than an Imperial Stormtrooper. That other chap isn't even moving and he's not hit him once yet. Rubbish.

(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

nice anim sir

no idea what it means but i always love your gun shot anim's

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

hypnosis religion advertising

don't mind me, just a quiet obsession of mine

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octopus footwear raaa, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

as L Ron Hubbard once said

"the easiest way to make a million dollars is to start a religion"

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

as Old Mother Hubbard once said

"Stop fucking me you bastard or at least wear a condom"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

T.J. Mediocre posted a link to a redex necklace, anybody got it handy?

por favor

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)

www.iloveblocks.com/brl.html

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

Thanks mate!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

as ever, my pleasure

i have a white tee shirt begging for that symbol to be ironed onto it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

I dunno,

no amount of money is going to make up for having to spend your entire life surrounded by gibbering wham-bars like Tom Cruise.

(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

Mmmmmmmm, Wham Bars

www.retrotuckshopsweetsdirect.co.uk/images/70307%20021.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

refresher bar for the win

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

This ^

I eat them all at halloween.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)

Blimey yes

Wham Bars are good too except the Irn Bru Wham bars. They are just wrong.
*gets all excited at sweetie talk*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)

stewart lee once sent me a wham bar

then threatened to kill me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

What?

Explain please. Did you use the possessive apostrophe incorrectly?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

i said

www.b3ta.com/board/8242746

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

That is the most random sentence ever,

Elaborate?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

erm, i used to write to lee and herring when they were on radio 1

they sent me a refresher bar
and then stewart lee threatened to kill me if i ever called him fat again

you know, the usual

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

Hahahaha.

Was that Fist of Fun or Lionel Nimrod?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)

fist of fun

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

You win many many 90s comedian points.

I ate some of his bread he gave out in one of his fringe plays, but that's about it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

The bastard!

*shakes fist*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)

*unlurks

Shows Flowerpot my sweetie

*re-lurks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

No no no

I import sweeties choccies biccies etc from the UK and am surrounded by them all day so that is not going to impress me.

I have the best job in the world sometimes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

God they were great.

Like speed for nine-year-olds.

(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

god knows how many I ate

I'd have Highland Toffee bars in equal measures as Downers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

Also brilliant.

Burn nicely in a Bunsen flame too as I recall, and make the lab smell of caramel. Bit disgusting in direct combination with Wham Bars though.

My teeth are furring up just reading this.

(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

Ive never had one of those toffee bars.

They look all wrong.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)

Woot.

I bought a Vimto bar yesterday. It made me all cheery inside :)

I also had a Toffee Crisp for the first time in years :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

Ooh yes. Vimto bars are good

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

starbars ftw!

or old school curlywhirlys. (The really big fuck off ones)

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

starbars are without doubt the best chewy bar on the planet

beaten only in confectionary terms by the glorious twirl for maximum compressed chocolate goodness

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

That's a great link

I am rummaging around on the site looking for sweeties I don't stock and have already seen a few.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

he also said:

"It's my submarine and I say no pants allowed"

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

my cat's name is mittens

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

I bent my wookie

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

hahahah

best line ever

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)

I'm learnding!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)

I'm Idaho!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

me fail english? that's unpossible!

etc

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

Hi Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

I ate my crayon

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

no problem here. do carry on with this sort of thing

though also

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

hahahahahaha!

*click*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

I want one!

Actually I still need to buy mictoboy's "Que?" tee. Will you make me one and give it to me at a loss?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)

*glee*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

hahahaha!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)

Hahahaha

If ever there was a T Shirt so apt for me this is it.
Any chance of that being printed?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

hadn't thought about it

anyone's welcome to print/sell their own. i won't sue

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)

ALLE GEGEN ALLE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

i don't understand graphs that don't have columns

i haven't a clue what this means.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)

it's a flow chart, not a graph

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)

whats the difference between a chart and a graph?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

it's

a systems diagram, showing feedback relationships, positive (increasing) and negative (balancing)

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octopus footwear raaa, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

no i understood your post, i just dont know the difference between a graph and a diagram

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

that's all well and good

but what the hell are you on about, and should i sell or buy?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

it's

an hypnotic induction, and i've related it to practices in religion and advertising

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octopus footwear raaa, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

i don't understand flow charts that don't have columns either

it's all a bit corporate for me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

Advertising, religion, hypnosis

all of which can be used for evil!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

conceptual meatiness

excellent.

(technical tip- save sharp-edged low-colour content as .gif to avoid .jpg squidgyness round the edges- so long as it comes in under the FAQ-decreed 50K which this should :-) (this is the closing bracket coming up) )

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

Why do I do these things?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)

Hi John!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

It's good night from Ted...

Click for all 22 Teds

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

Tee hee hee!

Bindun already, but it still glees me :)

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

Ah well,

still glees me to see the little chappie like this.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

Aye.

As I said before, it still glees me :) I need to learn how to make these seamless. I have an idea that I really cant make in a decent way :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

Feather and Gaussian blur are your friend ;)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

Coolio :)

I shall try later :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

this ^

on all counts.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)

adorable

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

yay for ted

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

More ted!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

this challenge could have been custom made for you.

brilliant as always. young ted is going to have some great images to look at when he gets older,either that or he's going to give you such a hard time.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

Ridicule ain't nothing

to be scared of

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

this is one of the most gleeful things i've seen

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

waaaaaaaaa!

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

wowsers

brilliant

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)

ta :)

took effing ages

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

Oh cripes!

Woo!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

Nowhere near worthy of its own thread, so here goes;

Serves me right to pass 2222 messages when im on my laptop..

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

rather good that.

though i refuse to believe grace jones was ever a baby

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

mino actually quite enjoyed showing his old photo albums

cfb
teh (now old) newses

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

Pffft!

I like how happy he looks.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)

Arf!

But on a serious note, can someone please explain to me the actual need for human animal hybrid cells?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)

great fun

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)

one word! SUPER-HEROES!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)

Because they can manufacture them easily, whereas normal human stem cells are hard to come by.

From which they can do various experimentation with regards human illness and genetic diseases.

Plus they are scientists and can do whatever the fuck they like. THEY HAVE LASERS!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

Your argument has convinced me wholly :)

LASERS! FTW?!?!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)

"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils.

I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

So I can make a cow with a pig's cock.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

strikes me as much ado about nothing

they're not growing them into minataurs, so what the hell difference does it make. they may come up with a cure for something out of their little collections of cells or it may go nowhere.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

Is it a coincidence that the countries that support genetic research

are also the countries with the biggest defence budgets? (America ,Britain and Israel)

They are trying to develop genetic weapons

/Is it Friday today?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

Do you have any evidence for this?

Or any idea how embryos can lead to genetic weapons?
Or is this just wild conspiracy theory?
One of the reasons could be we're three countries which are heavily involved in this kind of research, and who have the budgets to do it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

Every Nazi Soldier started out as an embryo

edit: also ~~budget~~ FRICKIN' LASERS

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)

And I'll be concerned as soon as they try to breed Nazis.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

Wait a minute....

Aren't America vehemently against genetic research anyway? What with being filled with extremist Christians et al.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)

No they arent

The main proponants for GM food are American big business (Monsanto,etc)
to controll world food sources and make money

/IT IS FRIDAY!.....YEAH

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)

So trying to breed hardier crops to prevent famine,

or which provide greater yields or whatever, is a bad thing too?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

It is when the seeds cannot be saved for planting the next year

and the crop growers can only buy the seed from american business at an exorbitant price

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

So are you against any Science which can potentially be misused?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

I am against anything that could cause mass killing

incl nuclear and biological weapons
and against racial and religious prejudice

and for the record I am a confirmed aetheist

/starts campaign to make every day a Friday (except Sat. and Sun.)

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

Of course, nuclear and biological weapons are morally indefensible.

Why are you choosing to direct your anger at medical science?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

And let us ignore the fact that GM crops have created golden rice (I think it had a better name than that but I forget it)

which was normal rice but had Vitamin A added which could potentially stop the millions of deaths and permenant blindness which occurs in the third world. But let's ignore that and ban it on moral grounds, and let all the children die instead.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

We were talking about human genetic research, genetically modified food sources have been going on for years.

And the majority of it doesn't even involve genetic splicing and is just intense research and selective breeding, selective breeding which has gone on for years.

Carrots used to be white until the 15th century or so, but I don't see you complaining about that.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)

Nuclear power stations were constucted to provide plutonium for bombs

Electricity was and still is an excuse

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

Okay.

Does this have anything to do with genetic research?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)

The excuse for genetic research

is to provide cures for disease

The reason for it is to genetically develop diseases that will kill arabs but not whites

/It should be Friday every day

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

Are you actually serious?

Please do reveal where you're getting these facts from.
I'm still a little confused as to how the military managed to convince the medical community that it's a good idea to do research aimed at killing Arabs.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

Yes

money

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

And your source for this is?

I'm in Medical Science myself. You can understand that I'm sceptical that a bit of cash would convince us to stop trying to help people and concentrate on killing them instead.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

That is actually physically and genetically impossible.

The fact that fruitflies share 60% of human disease genes, and they are an entirely different class let alone race, means that there are literally no differences between the immune systems of white people and arabs (and that's ignoring the fact that 'arab' isn't even a race).

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)

But hey, let's not let that get in the way of groundless conspiracy theories.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)

"You can prove anything with facts.

I'm not interested in facts, I tend to find they cloud my judgement. I prefer to rely on instinct and blind ignorance."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)

Oh, I love that.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)

The gene in many Africaans of Dutch descent

(which can cause sickle cell anaemia) protecs them 100% from malaria

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)

And therefore,

it follows logically that the government has hijacked genetic research into curing certain diseases which are currently incurable in order to kill people it doesn't like.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)

The military and governments of many countries

hijack all research to evaluate their potential use against their enemies
eg..Anthrax,Neurotoxins,mustard gas,LSD,smallpox and others(saddam hussein)
Genetic engineering is just the latest

and it doesnt rely totally on medical doctors to do it

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

You realise that program about using smallpox as a biological weapon was fictional....

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

So do you think genetic research should be stopped entirely, then?

Or indeed, should all Scientific research be abandoned?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

Genetic engineering should be banned worldwide

genetic research is ok as long as it doesnt lead to genetic engineering

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

So you're cutting off a line of potentially useful research because it might possibly be corrupted?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

It's actually that sickle cell anaemia protects one from malaria.

But given that you don't get malaria in England it's not much use round here. And actually if you read into it, the sickle cell anaemia suseptibility effects people of all ethnicities in any region where malaria is or was prevalent.

So that's just hereditary illnesses....not racial genetics.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)

ah, splendid a conspiracy theory as well

for crying out loud don't tell the pope.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

no risk there

the pope doesn't actually exist, he's actually just trickery and flim-flam done with smoke and mitres.

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

You mean the Pope didn't really fly to the moon?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)

CATBUS!

No wait, that's animal vehicle hybrids, those are totally illegal still. Shame.

(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

TIGER PEOPLE

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

sitting on

www.b3ta.com/board/8242662

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

This should be the next compo.

Hybrids..something..something..I dunno.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

I'm still not quite convinced this news story isn't an April Fool's joke that slipped onto the BBC

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)

Have another one you lovely, lovely people.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

More importantly,

whats coming out of his penis?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

A bowling ball.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

what's that coming out of his penis?

is it a monster?
is it a monster?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

What's that? Have you got any pills?

Are you a dealer?
Are you a dealer?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

MALE LACTATION!

Woot!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

This is funny because it's true.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

Hahahahah

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

wow, i wish i could do that

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

Evening b3ta, how's everything your end? =)

Have an April fool.
bigs

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

That is bloody terrifying :)

Ning!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

Thankyou, what does Ning mean?

forgive my ignorance =)

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)

It is short for Evening :)

Or morning.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

or morning

depends on the time of day

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

I should've guessed really

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)

this is marvelous

but can you fix the filesize nearer 50k is where it wants to be

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)

thankyou, but Im not sure I know how

whats an easy way to do it? =)

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

what are you using?

if it's photoshop save for web will enable you to knock it down a bit.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

I use Ifranview

I'll read your tutorial and do it shortly =)

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

ooh, i don't think lemony covered ifranview

but if you do a file - save as you can select jpg, then you can tweak the compression in the window that pops up. play around with the setting s to get the file as small as possible without the compression artifacts making you want to cry :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)

sounds delish!

I'll give it a whirl =)

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)

saving as a jpg with a bit of compression will do the trick

here's a 40kb version (I'll delete it shortly so grab it if you want to use it!)... it's not quite as sharp as a png but not bad given the size reduction.
eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/tinyerfool.jpg
top pic :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)

i was just coming back to say that

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

I just done it

made it less colours in ifranview, handy tips for future posting! =)

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)

it's still showing on my properties at 239kb

i guess you know about the ability to replace the huge one with a smaller one by using the edit tab.

i really do love the image by the way.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

This is your friend.

tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)

*Supoirbnesslismly*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)

Very creepy excellent, what's it done in?

I am literally pissing myself laughing at a clip I just saw, a crazy conspiracy'I can talk to aliens'ist but on a 1959 edition of Lifeline.
"And then I garnish a telepathic rapport with the gentlemen." - Oh how I laughed

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

thanks very much

I did it with a dip pen and indian ink, then some watercolours =)

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

You should watch this :)

youtube.com/watch?v=yI73dv5zXPY

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

brilliant

isnt that the one where he comes on as loads of different characters? =)

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

Yeah,

pure genius :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)

Christ Richard Mayhew is taking mescaline now.

Television was fucking mental in the 50s.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

*surrenders delicious blood*

That is a source of fear, sir.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

its not really that scary is it?

is it? =)

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

excellently terrifying.

i think those wacky pranksters responsible for april 1st 'japes' should be made to spend half an hour with this fellow

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

lol yeah!

that'll show the wanker who shat through my letterbox =)

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

eekses!

woo!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

when all else fails

call for the 1st Bunny Battalion

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rosey, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)

are they pellet guns?

woo!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

they are noted for their hare triggers

also many woos.
edit, very considerate of them to have targets on their hats.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

Much like the RAF

and 'ning

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

'ning chap.

they had to give johnny foreigner a sporting chance.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

Damn that 1st Bunny Battalion!

Always foiling my vaguely evil schemes!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

YAY..!

buns with guns!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

happiness is a warm bun.

and this picture

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

yay!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

salutes

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

Here ya all are, anuvva one.

I give you the gift of more utterly shitty "animation"

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)

It's a good job that stall slowly vanished

or else it would've been crushed by that weight!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)

Yeh

Bloody close weren't it?

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

hee, i like this

weight could do with falling a bit faster though

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)

Biduvva problem

I am shit at flash.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)

and spelling and grammar

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

I Love You

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

that's good coming from a welshman

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)

spwllwng n grwmmwr?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)

Give him merit for the spelling of 'doughnut' though.

Kids these days go for the godawful Yankee spelling, 'donut'.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

Too bloody right!

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

Tsk

That be deliburut. I are gud aht spelig nd gramer, me.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

who's the cunt?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)

YOUR MUM!

/ac

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

......silly

No-one. I say "Cunt" if i stub my toe. Same thing only he's being crushed by a 16 ton weight.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

cunt

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)

crapulence

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

I thought he had found a shoe under the weight that looked like a cunt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

heh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

doughnut.

Unless you're American. You're not American, are you?

*hopes not*

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)

nah, he's worse than that ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

the chef's american!!

*covers tracks*

*whistles nonchalantly*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

Let me see now...

yes. Yes, that excuse will do nicely. All is well once again.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

Doof

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

Well

seeing as I'm so bored that my elbows are crying blood, I think I might go to bed early and read.
The question is though, what should I read? Suggest to me a novel. I have a lot of books, so I might well have what you suggest.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

A Long Way Down

Nick Hornby

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)

I don't have that one.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

The Motive

John Lescroart

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

Nor that.

Is it written by a snail?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

Write your own you lazy bugger.

But failing that, try something by Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

I do have a couple of those somewhere.

But I got a bit bored with Pratchett when all his books starting being the same, but with different names.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

Blunketts

Autobiography

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

I don't want something too racy.

I'll be up all night wanking if I read that.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

Ha!

actually read a book called

"Marley and me"
Its really good

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

Who's it by?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

I really enjoyed it

www.amazon.co.uk/Marley-Me-Life-Worlds-Worst/dp/0340922109/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1207081044&sr=8-1

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

anything by chuck palanhuik, they're pretty samey but they are good

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

You should read The Bell Jar

by Sylvia Plath.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

Now

Don't worry everyone, I am working on inmporting the music video of some fucking gay Mika song and then defacing it, so all will be well.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)

may i ask what a gay mika song is?

may i also ask when schools go back?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

A bit scary - Mix Thatcher and an old movie still and get William Hague with a wig

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

she's also tiny!!!

*clicks*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

AAAAAA

NOW SHE CAN FIT ANYWHERE

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

i may have to put you on ignore simply to avoid nasty scares like that in future :D

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

^this

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)

waits for the steaming turd to appear between her legs

Woo as ever

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

the steaming turd

pumps blood through her body...

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

That explains a lot..

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

she needs a jet pack as well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

~~blood~~ vinegar

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

she is doing a power rangers pose

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)

would make her easier to kill though...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

not necessarily

smaller = harder to hit

mind you, a few canisters of nitro 9 through the letterbox would circumvent that problem

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

This is almost Daily Star quality!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

Aaaargh!

Somebody shut her legs!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

This is truly a work of dread

Woo Mr d'Or

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

NICE! - I'll just leave this here.

WATCH THE MUTHAFUCKA HAVE A TWANGASM

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)

This gives me the fear

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)

He also resembles Woody the Cowboy there

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:04, archived)

No need.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)

teh mini-thatch had plans

even then.
aces, monsieur d'or

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

frightening

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

oh my...

that's rather disturbing.
and hello, hope all's well in your world :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

hello

things are ok - hope the wean is well !

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

sleeping peacefully at the moment...

... hence me catching up here for a moment :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

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