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You're all hired

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mozza, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

Baldy fucker!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

There are kids karts which are more powerful than the C5!

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

Did I read somewhere they're going to relaunch the C5?

Or did I dream it.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

Citroen have already done it

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

here it is

wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/749/749062/no-more-heroes-20061204053835674.jpg

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

There are kids farts which are more powerful than the C5!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

there are kid tarts who are more powerful than the C5

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

there are kids farts more powerful than the C5

edit: bollocks, I should scroll down more before posting

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

Ah ha ha ha ha!!!

What was he thinking!?

*Click*

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

Oh lordy, yes.

Yes yes yes yes.

The scamp buggered up the ROM when he bought the spectrum. Bugs everywhere!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

To be fair

The original ROM had a few good corkers too.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

16K of nothing but bugs

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

And

they took +5V off the expansion port so loads of my peripherals stopped working.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

More poor ideas for the compo...

I really should stop.

CLICK FOR BIGGER

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

*ponders*

Why is the cfb link already purple?
*fears*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

ha ha

You didn't get me that time!!!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

Edited

;)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

Yes

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

Waffer thin mint sir?

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

bin binnerdy bin binnerdy bin bin bin

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

great minds think alike then :)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

where?

Oh yea, monty python did it?

NOON ALL!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

'noon

Brianftang is probably the field leader. Popular page...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

ok,,, didn't see that one comming...

* that is come isn't it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

sorry squadron leader

I don't quite follow your banter...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

Nore me...

never mind ay!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

wibbly wobbly wolrd of your own?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

Rex!!

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

Indeed....

* What is a Wolrd?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Needed a filename...

but eventual pffft.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Darth Spong

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Spong? Or Gnops?

I can never remember which is which - I saved it as Darth Spong first.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

I was just being silly

Spong = big eyes (or whole big face, it seems to cover both)
Gnops = small face

Edit: Why do I know this??? I do not need to know this! What a fucking odd bunch we are here, we are slowly developing our own language fer fs.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

if these had pacman eyes they'd be fucking evil

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

haha what?!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

Hahahahaha

My sister signs her emails off LOL meaning Lots of Love. I had to tell her that it looks ridiculous now.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

can't beat a good old neologism

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

The very best kind of

"gism"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

LIES

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

The ultimate gimp suit!

'lo all

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

ey oop, Cheeky!

Cheeky!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

How do Hatty!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

This looks gay?

Does this look gay to you?
Is he all being the Gay in there?

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

It has crossed my mind how simple it would be to turn that into a gimp/rubber/leather fetish style suit sometime

but it would take far too much effort for far too little appreciation I feel...

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

Prescott

Click for bigger (300KB)

(boogalooru, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

LOLprescottz!

And yes, this did cross my mind too...

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

Oh noes!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

APPRECIATE MY COD PIECE!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

IT SMELLS OF CHEESE!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

I'VE JUST HAD IT LAMINATED

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

*wipes*

crikey

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

and the cheese too?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

I had the cheese liquidated

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

oh noes! you fiendment! the poor cheese

still, lol, liquidated :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

...WITH CHEESE

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

such high brow humour around here

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

how dare you drag us down to your level

I demand satisfaction

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

have some garlic sauce

GO SAUCE GO!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

Darth Vader doesn't have eyebrows

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

HE FINDS HIS LACK OF EYEBROWS

...disturbing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

with both hands

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

I hope you haven't stolen this image from icanhazcheezburger

but awesumness funneh

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

well, given the cheezeburger text at the bottom, I reckon its a....

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

yes I think it's time for a bumming.

(edit) here's a fail I prepared earlier:

(edit edit) slower

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

that hurts my face

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

good

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

He's a bit late

Looks like germination happened aaaages ago.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

he's shouting at that last box that's not growing

obviously...

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

yay daleks

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

Ooh yes, I only just noticed

but did he create it tho?

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

I saw that. - heres my text on a pic

Eating till you vomit.
Its not Bulimia

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

I SEE TEXT

I SEE NO PIC

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

and nor will you

can't be bothered and the idea is not worth the effort. like many text on pics I do :)

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

did you make this

or did you rob it from lolcats?

Toucher de Ham

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

He might have used the cheezburger lolcat-generator

I shall give him the benefit of the doubt

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

agreed

forgot they had that

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

lolcats

would say

fat fucking cunts lols

Ur wrongern azd not voms rightly

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Oh hai boogie

great first post

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

bulimia.

ur not looking it up in teh dickshnry

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

SM-E-E-E-E-G

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

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mutated monty, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

Hahahaha!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

YES

YOU WONDERFUL MAN

I love it when memes collide.

Where are they going tho?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

Haha!

Joyous!!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

They only need to look up at this point

to get a rather wonderful eyeful.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

MEGAMINGE!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

The very best kind

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

oh noes not again

bloody fifty foot woman wandbaggon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

^this

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

HELLO BOYS

arf

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

this is just so sexy i'm going to have to....

*RAPES*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Woo yay

but that's a poorly placed predestrian crossing ... unless it's for jumpers

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

Goalposts?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

no - it's my post

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Well who's is this one then?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Zuul the destroyer's?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Christopher Biggins'?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

Ted Boviseses's

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

Hahaha! Noice!

*fears raper-cushions*

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

compo it

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Arf!

Meanwhile

I opened the inside bit of the Irish Sunday Tribune to see this. That's Dr. Who on the television in her hand.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

hahahahahahaha

ok, own up, who ever you are who made this magazine cover :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

It's just too much of a co-incidence, isn't it?

*sniffs conspiracy*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

yes, the fishy stench of conspiracy

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

it was me

I tried Country Life with it, but they wouldn't bite

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

I generally find that butter takes significant goading to make it bite

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Rubbish. Butter is one of the most vicious of all God's animals.

They must just like you.
Do you have a high cream content?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

my content is so high I could spurt "cream" at any moment

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

I obviously need a better buttergoader

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

don't we all

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Paul, who was the nice one, stayed at home

and wrote songs about kissing girls.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Was Clive.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Wait. that's not the Beatles

That's Moloko!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

???

Chinese proverbs:

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

(zorkn89, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

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mozza, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

haha

my son loves that

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

killing elephants?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

its great, I'm going to teach my lad to do that one day.

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Hah

My niece does too, i'm going to have to save this and show it to her once I teach her what snuff movies are.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

H AHA H AH AHAHA

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

snort

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

cocaine?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

snort

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

remember to breathe out

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

disturbingly ammusing

and quite erotic

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

hahaha wtf

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Allo.

What should I draw the'day?
Nothing fuzzy! I want suggestions like the ones I used to get before all this Squirrels with Tits crap started up.
C'mon; something cool!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

the werewolves of the moulin rouge

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

A narwhal (or however it's spelt)

with a belt.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

An inflatable building cosy trying to chat up a shop full of woolly hats

And failing miserably.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

This has both drama and pathos

Top suggestion!

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

I was trying to get Keith Chegwin in there somewhere but he fell out.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

a pearl diver

under the sea, knife in mouth, looking at a right fucking sexy mermaid

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

the wording of this post amuses me

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

^This^

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Wasn't that one of the gifts Jesus got?

oh no . . . myrrh
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Playground quicksand

Pumpkin King

Embarassed snake

Hello JJ
gleeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

'allo :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

the doll parade from the film Paprika

(should keep you busy all day)

or steampunk rocketeer lady

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Have you had a haircut JJ?

I want to see the Tower of Bagel. With cream cheese and smoked salmon. Thank you :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

*ehugglifies*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Hello Minky :)

*pets and feeds mink snacks*

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Nope.

Need one tho.
Too fluffy at the moment.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Awww

*ruffles*

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

NOOOOOO!

My parting!
*O.C.Ds*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

I just et a toasted caramelised onion and poppy seed bagel

with alllll pate in it
Mmmm!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Bah

*jellis*

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

*shares*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

"...it's paste, they've spelt it wrong"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

bleedin' Frenchies!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

two Latvian robots making a sculpture of Humphrey Bogart out of a marshmallow

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Just do a mutant.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

gun-toting cyber-fiends rampaging through downtown tokyo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

a commando-clad polar bear, wearing a leopardskin top hat instead of a helmet

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Robo parrot

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

i'd suggest the sally colour again

but seeing as you want something silly,

two aardvarks playing knights of the old republic whilst wearing glasses.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Milton Keynes Original Gangstas

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

Benjy would appreciate this post

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

I would like to see

your explanation as to why the giraffe's tongue is blue.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

all the red wine

next!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

Squirrels...

...with Tits crap.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

The subject of your initial post, but in their thousands,

and all equipped! www.b3ta.com/board/8302704

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

the bowls of hell

or Superbowel '08

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

is this 'Dr' Gillian McKeith's new show?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

I've heard it's just non stop shit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

dice

27 of them

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

No.

28 of them. TWENTY-EIGHT!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

Dave the hat being massaged by two taiwanese chick boy prostitutes.

just like in the negatives i still have.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

A steampunk engineeress

riding her mechanical contrivance.

She has not quite managed to sort out the vibrations but , after her test run, is no longer sure she wants to.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Charity workers

caught in an avalanche.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

sexy (non furry) space alien, with assistant killer war robot

:D

edit: assistant steampunk killer war robot

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

A thalidomide baby

being raped by a camel, who's engorged cock is encrusted with pustulent sores, and who is proudly sporting a ginger merkin

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

...

what the hell is wrong with you?

*cowers*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

smeared in tobasco sauce, while riding a unicycle

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

Pervert

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

and if you think you are getting the saddle of the unicycle back you've got another thing coming!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

more of your

steam punk and victorian whatnot
lookit, im here from your CC forum!
arent i just the best

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

just when I thought mariachi was evil, turns out it has it's own devil

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

yah, we devils are tru evil

we dont just play maricahi musics, we play them a l l t h e t i m e

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

How about, "Why you should always read the instructions"

or, Scanner failure - the aftermath!

or possibly, Jedi Nuns, perhaps

Failing that there's always the old standby of "Supernatural Rice Pudding", of course.

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

A victorian gent with superpowers

fighting zombies?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

fighting zombies with superpowers

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

Female Predator

sexing up Dutch.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

Enchanted cheese trousers.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

Kats' Beaver being shaved.

Bolox, you just done that!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

I do concur

Nice Beaver.

Thanks, I stuffed it myself.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

Maybe...

How about another Tomb Raider sketch? Perhaps she's in a rather sticky situation wearing that little black number! :)

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

bawwww

Chloe sheering sheep, whilst wearing nothing.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

PI PI MATHEMATICAL PI

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

hahaha. fat bastard.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Has he been eating scat again?

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

OH YES!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

this is somewhat ammusing

are you a nerd on tinternet?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

naaah.

I'M A LADY ON TEH INTAHNETS!

YOU MUST PANDA AND FAWN ME! I HAVE BREASTS!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

PANDAS AND FAWNS DR KITTYVOMMIT'S BREASTS

_{if only it were like this in real life}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

hahaha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

this isn't real life?

then why the hell am I bothering to imagine myself sitting at a desk looking at a computer?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

you sad git.

TO post to the internet in my mind I have to shout into a toaster.

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

I wish I were as

zany as that... but I'm not.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

well if I were pandaing and fawning breasts

instead of typing about it, referencing someone that may or may not be female, may or may not be of legal age and is probably a very long way away.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

I got lost half way though that and then I got bored.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

well it's this way

---------------->

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

many thanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

You're a mathematician, you tell us!

If X equals girls and Y equals their attraction to rugged dangerous outdoorsy types, calculate where you will fall on the resultant graph... ;)

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

multiply it all by i

because a girl being attracted to me is purely imaginary.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

Aw!

Just work hard and get an amazing job that pays fantastic and a mortgage and car, amazing how your luck will change! ;)

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

I'm a mathematician dude

how do you expect me to do THAT!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

I thought brainy jobs that require lotsa study and diplomas paid well!?

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

aaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa

aaaaaaahahahahhahhhahhahahahahahhahahahahhaahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaaahahahahahhahahahahhaa

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Well, it worked for Shalroth!

Hopefully will work for you! *crosses fingers for ya*

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

pics or it didn't happen

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

can it be milked?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

just the one?

I hope sump oil comes out of the other one

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

I want ketchup out the other one

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Pffft...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

pffffffffffft

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

you seem to be leaking coolant at an alarming rate...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

indeed.

*sticks finger in hole*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Emmm Pie.....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

'OCKB'?

I don't get it.

^{Also: haw haw.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

pffft...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

Today's song is:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Today's song is so badly 'One Way Street' by Mark Lanegan.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Oh hai Ttssattsr

how's today?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Oh hey, bum munch.

Today is slow, how is your today?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

My day is collegey at the moment

got Philosophy next, win ^_^

Drawn any kitties?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

Not yet. :)

Learn loads, yeah. Or else. Yeah.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

It's only going to be revision, yeah.

So I know most of it already, yeah.

I'll promise to learn if you promise to draw kitties. Equally beneficial activities.

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

I MIGHT draw you a kitty if I'm feeling nice.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

*tries to make you feel nice*

^_^

I have to go soon... hmph.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Have to go now ashally :-(

Bye bye Sam
*hugs*
Speak to you later x

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

jolene, jolene, jolene jolene

i'm begging of you please dont take my man

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mongychops, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

*ding!*

Gay.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

jolene, jolene, jolene jolene

please dont take him just because you can

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mongychops, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Jolene sounds well lush in that song.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

sylvie girl

although you're my little sister
well you're not without your charms
i'm not sure if he'll resist ya

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

~~man~~ naan

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

Today's song is A Brighter Beat by Macolm Middleton

Or at least, it's what's in my head. I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

letter from america

by the proclaimers

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

my song today is big star - thirteen

i could listen to it alllllll day long.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

worried brown eyes

by Jake Tackray, or any number of other Jake Thackray songs most of which are exceedingly good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

it seems to be Sweet Pain by Michael Brook & Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan & Eddie Vedder singing together on the soundtrack of Dead Man Walking FTW.

Fact.

But that is not the song above.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Tonight's Telly

(Burt Reynolds, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

hahaha

surely she should be given a choice of nuthouses

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

yes

at least one of which MUST be private... not that we're trying to undermine the NHS from teh inside or anything

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

that's what the voices

keep telling her...

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

She would be expected to find the

"best price" for her postcode within the set level of expenditure for the forecast quarterly allowance assigned to the means tested demographic.

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

I admire the thought leadership behind this robust service delivery strategy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

Hahaha

I was going to watch that programme tonight. I don't need to now!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

if only....bloody nhs

:D wooo yay!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

unpossible!

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Now why ISN'T that a word?

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

something to do with grammer

and speelings of wordes

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

also - there's also a perfectly acceptable real word

which services demand for an opposite to possible

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

church in richmond...

"CHRIST IS RISEN!"

and he don't need to be doing no grammar, cos he am lord.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Church in Holytown (sic)

"CH_ _CH

What's missing?
U R!"

*facepalm*

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

Vladimir Putin?

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

on the ritz?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

I feel it's incumbent upon me to point out that the NHS in Scotland is

brilliant, and it's only you softy Southerners who are having your health serviced run into teh ground on purpose.

Many thanks,
A. Salmond

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Don't call me a southerner

you overweight glob of grease! ;)

Eeeh, by gum, I'll go t'foot o'my stairs!

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

I'll tek off mi belt and,

by gum, mi trousers'll fall down!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

So at this point I'm bent over and you're naked from the waist down holding a belt?

And people wonder why folks get into kinky sex in their old age...

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Here Here

I say all tax raised in England to be spent in England and all tax raised in Scotland to be spent in Scotland.

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

we don't have tax raising power

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

then you owe an administration fee :)

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

not proven!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

The NHS is great

as long as you don't get ill

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I blame the sick people

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

hah

very good

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new_matt, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

So sorry...

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Ninj, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

ya, mein sheeps ist blue

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Artnoon...

...Bilbo. How the devil are you?

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Ninj, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Ich

bin!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

hahaha wtf

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

mongs shouldn't be funny

but for some sad reason this made me chuckle.

I feel dirty now.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

U get used to it on ere...

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

I know

It's bad enough being on b3ta, it stops me doing stuff I should be doing. But it keeps me amused.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Tell me, I had stuff I needed to do an hour ago,

and still do...

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Mongs are people.

people are funny. Have a laugh.

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Mongs mostly look like they're enjoying themselves anyway.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

:) guess the mong erm song

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

pfffffft

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Quo gave it away :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

mong, spaz, quo in a tunnel, 'gloid?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

The best remix of this track ever!

(waxdart hello., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

MONG MONG QUOSHAFT MONG

One of the classics there.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

oh god this makes me laugh too much

if only mongeh were here to post his down(s) in the tube station at midnight picture....

so wrong..yet so funny.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

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mongychops, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*PANDAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAWN*

hello gorgeous!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

hi sexy

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mongychops, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

how are ya?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

ok, yourself?

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mongychops, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

bloody good.

have you been to weymouth yet?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

this thread makes me very sad

but rather than leap up and down complaining i will bugger off and come back later :(

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

very very wrong

shame on you

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

we can rebuild him

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Sorry JJ..... Humbles...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

"god I love pies"

"pies pies pies"
"unleash the pies"
"then I'll punch you in the face"
"then i'll have a pie"
-J.Prescott

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

puddings are better than pies

by a long chalk

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

that could be the next verse

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

but some pies ARE puddings

*nods twice*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

American pies are generally pudding, aren't they?

Imagine that. Living in a country where you can't get a decent steak and ale.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

Or pie...

;o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

As long as I could get a decent cup of tea, I would be sound as a pound

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

you'd have to make it yourself.

Apparently you can't ask for one in a coffee shop and get a proper one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Ah well, I can count the number of times i've been in a coffee house on one hand

That's right, 6 times

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

The Dutch ones are better than others.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

the EU are banning smoking in coffee shops

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

well

we'll just have to start boiling it in butter and injecting. much safer...

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

The EU can kiss my chuddies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

My schmoking daze are behind me i'm afraid.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

is that a cock in your hand sir

or do you have six fingers?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Well, a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush

No...wait...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

as a very rough estimate, I'd say you have a 14.795% chance

of decent cuppa, on average, across the whole of the US

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Barbarians

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

I agree

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

I imagine I'd just sit there and want proper savoury pie.

Purely because I couldn't have it.

Actually I'd make it, sell it, become rich, buy America and force them all to wear lovely frilly frocks all the time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

They'd never go for it

you can't eat it with your hands . . .
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

That's true.

It doesn't come in a bucket, either.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

mmmmmm....

new family sized Bucket O' Offal ... with two large sides (inside and outside) and a high fructose corn syrupbeverage (or drink) of YOUR choice!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

the new family sized Bucket O' Offal contains:

3 portions of tripe wings,
17 Mascot Themed Shaped Liver Bites for the younger demographic,
Dad's favorite: The Super HOT Cajun Spicy Sweetbread Burger,
For the mom, the easily washable, self microwaving, slim half cal diet thyroid salad with ranch dressing,
Fries.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Hahaha

Ace!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Especially male Republicans

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

You read my mind, dude.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

*Reads more*

ewwwww, that's disgusting, that's just wrong, and that's physically impossible

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Ack!!!

Paradox

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Cannot compute...cannot compute...

(I really can't)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

steak pie with suet pastry

ahhh yeah

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Steak and Kidney puds FTW

Steak and Kidney puddings offer the best of both worlds.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

FTMFW

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

I wish they'd do a steak and mushroom pud

as I can't stand kidney.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

HEATHEN!

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

I like all steak pies...

But I like it when the pastry is all round, not just a crust thrown on top....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

fuck me, that pisses me off

the worst one I had was literally a small bowl with a tiny bit of meat in gravy with a square of microwaved pastry that had just been put on top separately

I mean wtf

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

you should have shat on top and returned it to the waiter/waitress

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

This.

And then started idly throwing your cutlery at the other patrons.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

there's an exceedingly finite amount of cutlery

is it acceptable to move onto condiments once this is exhausted or do you anticipate between 3 and 7 other patrons?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Condiments, plates, little vases, candles (especially if lit)

If the dessert cart comes around you can choose to commandeer and use as additional arsenal OR you can just overturn it and rub the waiter's nose in it screaming 'BAD PUPPY BAD PUPPY GET TAUGHT LESSON'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

YES! YESYESYES!

The bowl of runny stew with a biscuit on top is a travesty!
Grrr!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

I'm sorry - I ordered a pie,

not a stew with a frisby

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Me neither.

In fact anything with tubes. :/ Bleurg.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Pretty much this

except if it's ground up a la sausage or haggis. Then I'm fine.

Mmmm haggis.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

STOP IT BEFORE MY STOMACH EATS ITSELF

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

but you can use the tube

to finish the gravy . . .
Mmmmm!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Bah.

It's all in your mind.

You'll be turning down black pudding next, and that truly is the food of the gods.

Pure ambrosia, made out of congealed pigs blood and lard.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Fuck off.

All the black pudding's mine. If you've been eating it there'll be trouble.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Scarfs sneaky slice

It's lully with grilled goats cheese and balsamic.

Ooo, apple chutney is good, too.

Or old faithful. Bacon, etc.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Black pudding, fried egg, sliced tomato, bierwurst and tomato chutney sandwich.

Mmmmm-mm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

ffs. I'm starving now.

And I finished my dinner an hour ago. :(

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

*rumblerumblerumble

gah, feeeeeed meeeeeee

PIES AND PUDDINGS AND BACON AND ALL THESE THINGS

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Mmmmmmm

fried scab.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

beef and onion for the lady?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Humnahumna you know how to talk to women, Sachs, you really do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

smooooooooooooth

that's me

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I must spend far too much time on teh interweb

As that sounds so rude to me.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

bit of ox tongue?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

*fwaps*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

This

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

BOLLOCKS.

Bollocks, I say.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

That ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Maybe eet ees 'er legs, but she 'as no legs, maybe eet ees 'er face, she 'as no face

*English version*

Is it a pie? Does it 'ave gravy? Does it 'ave peas?

Sorry, nicking from Lee Mack there. And badly, at that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

Lee Mack told one of my favourite jokes ever.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I also like pi

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

what about e ?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Drugs are bad Mmmkay...

You shouldn't do drugs...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

too late man, I'm fucking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

i also like e

and if the all get together it's -1

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Or pie...

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

6 years, 1 month and 6 days

I got there eventually

There is nekkidness. I photographed the Battenburg while it was balanced on my boobs. I can't help it if it was necessary to shop them out. Plus, I was going to shop other B3ta favourites in there, but I got bored.

Edit: Thank you all. My boobs and I shall now go and get some lunchie munchies. I feel it shall contain Mr Kiplings Mini Battenburgs.

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Invisible boobs!

Phwoar!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

*cuts big slice of Beattienburg*

Yum! and Congrats!
BEWBS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

congratulations

but we wish to see the out-takes from this shoppery

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Woo - Congrats!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

Congratumalations....

and i just realised i missed my B3taday yesterday... no cayke for me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

Aw!

Happy Belated B3taday!

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

I hope you're a lady...

The though of balancing battenburg on man boob just before lunch is enough to make John P lose his lunch!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

personally, I like a batten on my moobs

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

I enjoyed this joke.

The punchline is what did it for me.

A+double-starMeritMeritPlus (equiv. GCE D grade)

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

Boobs? Check

Mimsy? Check
PMT? Check

Yep, I'm a bona fide bird.

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

haha

Did you see that film Mimsy!! What the hell were they thinking??

Sorry about the PMT *Offers hot water bottle*

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

*takes hot water bottle*

Mmmmm. Thanks.

The adverts for that film made me laugh! The people who commissioned it obviously don't spend any time on B3ta. Which is probably why they're big film producers making lots of money.

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

That is not a thorough check.

Have you checked for:

Bridge;
Helicopter;
Shark;
Pencil-thin eyebrows?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Well

If you piss me off I'll bite your knob off, so I suppose I've got the shark bit covered.

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Ah!

My knob was replaced by a lovely handle. You know what it's like, trying to open the door with slippery hands after a round of anal fistings. The handle is much more convenient.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

What is Battenburg? I feel deprived by not having had it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

Is what happens when cake and food dye meet in pseudo posh English confectionary

wrapped in Jam & Marzipan, wrapped in a lie!

*edit* good ole Wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battenburg_cake

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

it is the Cake of Kings

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

In the same way that Posh and Becks are the king and queen of fashion ;-)

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

It is the most delicious cake imaginable.

It has four sub-cakes - the pink tasting of rose and the yellow tasting of lions. The outer coating is made from industrial grade carbon-fibre. It is ideal for eating cake in places where there is a strong magnetic field.

It is best accompanied with flat, two-day old tap water.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

How many different cake recipes did aperture science make?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Eight (8)

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Many,

but most were lies...

*such as this one!

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

^ All of the above..

and this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battenberg_cake

FACT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

~~imaginable~~ available.

The most delicious cake imaginable would be like battenburg but more so.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

so it's marzipan wrapped and not much but a coloured teacake

~myah~

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

With apricot jam!

Don't forget that!

Battenburg sans apricot jam is about as good as Jaffa cakes without the orange jelly!

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

fucking hell

THIS STUFF SOUNDS TERRIBLE!!!!!!

*munches on ANZAC biccies*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Well I don't think you can live on it...

but with the addition of some peas and carrots, who knows!?

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

*gasp*

it's the finest marzipan-covered-multi-coloured-madeira cake money can buy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

He's the pink and yellow marzipan-flavoured bloke

who played Mahoney in the Police Academy films.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Congrats!

When I was little, I loved peeling the marzipan off Battenberg and leaving the horrid sponge.
Now I'm older, I have discovered that marzipan can be purchased and consumed on its own. Yum!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

and apparently having chemical simularity to semtex as far as detection is concerned

an endless source of hilarity :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

I don't think it's semtex

but other plastic explosives smell of almonds too. As does cyanide.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

oh, I was under impression it was that

tho if you are at the stage where you can ambiently sniff cyanide it's probably a bit late to be worrying about the exploding marzipan.

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

I'm not certain.

I shall Google it. See you in 42 days.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

It'll be fine.

I imagine you'll look trendy in orange. With a shaved head. And manacles.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

And learning neat balancing tricks

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

cor, look at the battens on that burg!

/it's the way you say words that makes them sound dirty blog

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

hmmm battenburg

I will now have to have battenburg for lunch.

Thank you thank you thank you.

(broccoli holocaust, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

congratulations on 1000

shame about the shopped boobs

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

late lurking congrats

*boobs shops onto battenburg*

*thinks has it wrong somehow*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

If anybody finds my plot can they send it back to me, I've lost it again...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

Agrees...

* You have indeed "Lost the Plot"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

lost the plot lol

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Jam?

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

Whats your favourite jam?

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

U can haz any dam thing U want, jus dont kil me!

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..wil, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

talk of plots on the interwebs

can get you arrested for life or longer

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

you appear to have

careered off the ~~road~~ 38th parallel
edit : University of Sussex?

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

erm.... sorry

RIS?

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Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

You have entirely lost me

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

It's okay, I've found you!

*holds onto*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

Yay!

I have hugged you down there.

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

Cor!

Down there hugs are the best kind of hugs! \o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Oooh

*blush*

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

Crivens!

*jumps in the middle*
Phrooaar!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

You massive tart

*huggles* :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

NEXT POST 18,000!

000!*rubs thighs*

EDIT: Oh no 17500 . . . DANG!
better be a goody!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

'ning bloke!

How goes it?

I'm thinking of booking a day off w*rk soon and popping down to famp to see my old chums - do you think we could fit lunch into that?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

FECK YEAH!

That'd be ACE!
Lully! I'm so sorry we've not met up since you left famp! grrr!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

Don't worry dude, 'snot your fault...

I'm sorry too.

Right, gotta go before I get caught - catch you later everyone!

*runs around high-fiving people*

*disappears*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

That's magic!

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Joliet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

come back sooooon!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

Where is DTH when you need him?

Anyway, how are you today?

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

I'm here!

and RISing

EDIT: Is it South Career/South Korea?
ummm . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Oh dear :o(

I've failed...

North / South Career... Maybe I should have put a DMZ between them....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

Shame . . .

you put your heart and Seoul into it as well
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

yay!

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

I am well

Plotting a fridge raid sometime soon.

*tummy rumbles*

And how are you?

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

I'm STARVING!

/always is blog
clapped out fat knacker!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

Er, okay.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

Oooh Kenny

Long time no hug! *hug*

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

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