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# whrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Haven't seen one of these in a while.
Tops.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# your things are always an inspiration to me
I save them all
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# For what?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# From what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# In what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# So what?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# formal hat?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# To what?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# You what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# what what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? wha?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# twat?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# You dirty fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I'm wanking
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# you
what
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Thwat?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Gee batman, thanks for that anti-lisp tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# 3.21 giggawatts!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Yay these things again, yays!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Top stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# like, woah, dude
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# howdy
that ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# AAAAA reckon
*tips stetson*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# *rearranges stetson*
*shakes angry fists* why i outta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# this town ain't big enough for the both of us
*chews end of cigar and spits it out*

Yup

*leaps on 3.10 to yuma*

"ADIOS SUCKER!"

*waves stetson*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# watches the train drive around in circles...
uhoh... this is yuma!
*panics*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Huzzah!
Woos & Yays Walrus Man!
*Clicks Like Krazy*
(I helped save b3ta! 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# O HAI MAGIC CUSTARD JESUS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Silly Mediocre
Noel Edmunds is not Custard Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# i thought it was george that footballer
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I believe theology scholars disagree on this subject.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# "MAGIC CUSTARD JESUS"
*adds to list of potential band names*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Die Noel Die
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Keep it whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Dear Mr Blue Peter, My entry shows what it will be like
as you open your curtains on the dawn of the first day of the London Olympiad.




(in homage to Coast of Yemen)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# That's a completely different Blue Peter a peel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# come to think of it..
Stratford does look like the arse end..
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Arf!
You have to send that in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Ok, so could anyone here who can speak/write a different language to a reasonable level gaz me?
I'll email as many different PR departments as I can.
OH COME ON PEOPLE, I WON'T BITE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I can do reasonable American
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# More than most Americans can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I'll have a go at Chinese but it'll take a while.
阿伦关键!

I'll gaz you later.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# *checks* Yes they have a chinese option.
it'll a bit of a bugger trying to find the address though.

Also, the Ozzies are a friendly bunch aren't they? I'll try them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I'll find it.
With my immense basic-intermediate skills.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# i can speak five
so?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Can you write in them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# sure
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Gaaaaz me.
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I would like this to be entered*
to see if the bbc can be goatsied a second time :D


*EDIT: well that's ripe for innuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# in your endo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Haha, my god
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I dream of this winning the BP compo and me getting a specially
struck commemorative copy. Then the BBC realise they've been goatsed again and get all the coins withdrawn, leaving me with the one that's worth a fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# You'll need a 6-12 year old mate to enter for you though.
*obvious jokes, etc*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# A cunning plan indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# where can we vote? :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Anywhere you like, he's got a bannana in his ear!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# next weeks compo sorted then?
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post344590 :D
in other news, yurgh my tea tastes of chlorine :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# That would be pretty good.
Though I don't know if it's got the legs to be entertaining for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)
# has that ever stopped b3ta?
lol
i see what you mean... oh look another 50p.... great!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Needs more lego
I think a lego compo would be good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# My dad got me a couple of bits of lego as a joke at christmas
Best. Present. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i've got lego from 1981 thats never been opened :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Lego it is then :D
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post345201
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:58, archived)
# MY SIG MY SIG!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# He'll be doing nothing
That or masterbating himself to oblivion
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# That's what i'd be doing.
Not if i were him, just in general.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# america is not real
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# lego eh?
could be fun.




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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Yes, just like that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I prefer to get my thumbs numb
as you may or may not be aware of by now
I've been 'busy' this Christmas vacation
cfm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# that'll be worth some serious cash by now, you know that?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# all space stuff
i shoul... ahh crap pictures on old hd which is offically fubar :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# If you know the product code, you can find a pic of it instantaneously.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# ahh theyre all in my cuboard behind my shelving
can't be arsed to move em!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:43, archived)
# ... Just like every other challenge then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Saying that, the 'design a new mousetrap' challenge was great for the whole seven days.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# that needs to be entered......
....into the Blue Peter comp. That is a contender.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Wow...
that's brilliant, that!
*clicks*
However:
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I love the implication that without that someone would make it spikey or something.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I can just imagine the people at the Royal Mint on the day a penis-shaped 50p is minted
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# like this?
www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.19360~r.11188108
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# omg
it's full of arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# it has to represent athletics tho
I just looked at the mighty list of stuff, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha do it!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Oh good, I was reserving judgement until Sooty publicly had his say.
Hehehe, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Like muchly
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# the word brit
as paki is a truncation of pakistani.. but yes

woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# My argument exactly.
Same goes for wetback, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Hmmm...
has "Brit" ever been used as a rallying cry for hatred and intimidation?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)
# STOP SAYING IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# It will be,
soon enough - mark my words young sir/madam*

*delete as inappropriate
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I don't think so
 
YA PACK O' WHINGING POMMIE BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# bloke goes to watch the cricket in oz
as he's passing thru passport control,
oz dude "have you got a criminal record mate?"
bloke "didn't know you still needed one"

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:42, archived)
# The origin of a word doesn't describe everything about it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# brit? british can be multicultirural surely
whereas the other is race?
racism is bollocks anyway - we are all human - stop bitching and get on with it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Pakistan
is a genetic race now? I'd have thought they were Asians.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# STOP SAYING THINGS YOU RACISTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# i don't know
probably
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I was about so say "Oh fucking god, it has been done"
Then I saw it and it was good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Sorry, had to...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Hahhahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Had to be done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# The photo caption
is what makes this.

But makes it what?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Credit crunch puts French off UK

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Sale bête!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Ha, translation gags win.
There are all stereotyped as smug aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# alors!
crazy eengleesh
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Very droll sir

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Tingley Time 07


Click the image above to be taken to the latest Tingley Time animation...made by me. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Stonking.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Nicely!
Is that Orvilles bird? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Quacking tits....
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Stonking Honking Bonking DUCKS :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Stonker Honker Bonker?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# A very smelly (smeller then normal) French person
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Isn't that an Italian?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha the new squirrel!
You missed much I Love Horses portential on the link!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Haha what?
I like it though
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
First laugh out loud of the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh. Too dim for satire



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(Eldoofus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# This..
made me giggle!
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# How they'll laugh about this later.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# *shoots*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Now why would I want to click for bigger?

And why are you telling me to click anyway, when I can't?

And why do birds suddenly appear every time you come near?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Because I have birdseed superglued to my back.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# US Troops
often don't need the funny sticker.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)
# The Year is 1777...
(Redmond, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# This reminds me of DotT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Death of the Thames?
God, that was way back in 2027, you're living in the past man, THE PAST.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# We may not live to see yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# what a lovely game
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# pissflaps?
does it? not witnessed this phenomenon myself but will pay more attention in future
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# "I ran out of
red hearts, yellow moons and green clovers"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Chuckle.
Extra points for correct number of states at that time.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I'm going to guess
that the correct number was already in the source image.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Should that read "Pissflaps, Betsy Pissflaps"
Betsy Pissflaps was quite famous back then; she provided an ample service to the troops. Let's just say she could clap without using her hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# ... and every man is equal under god
and they say americans don't do irony

I bet they have loads of flat clothes :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# One for the Lord :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# thats some wierd science there dude.


(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Pffft
More like Lego Woman :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# DO IT YOURSELF WOMAN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I went out with a Swede
and her whole family would correct me on the pronunciation of Ikea (Ik-eya), it was fun annoying them with my ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# hahaha
My mate's half Danish, and we always mock him for his incorrect pronunciation of Ikea
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# haha
foreigners.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I'm half Danish
and I went out with a Swedish lass too.
It's a small world, but I would not like to paint it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Pull yourself together, woman
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Ha
Did we hear from the allen key department today?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# He's still waiting
I told him to send an email with an attachment of a JPG with self-assembly instructions for creating a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
*clicks even though there's no image*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Arf.
They do like their instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# No, see below.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# There's probably fifteen people in an Indian customer service depot debating what "whimsy" means.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Heheh, that's why I didn't contact customer service. I went to their PR department.
They had real names and everything. I'm considering if I get no reponse from these people tomorrow trying the USA PR address.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Are there any German b3tans?
As I found out yesterday while rooting for financial reports, Germany is their biggest market so that might be a good plan C.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Some old portrait I did of ....
... the man himself ... self confessed alky and nazi ... ingvar kamprad

7 shape version coming soon ...

woo! let me jump on the bandwagon.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# lovely piccy
ugly cunt though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Liking that style!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Ewar Woowar?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Bloody hell matey!
That's awesome on a stick! Got anymore in that style?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Loads more of my more complex ...
... vector portraiture here on my website
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I am
sorely tempted to buy a Robert Kilroy Silk t-shirt from your other site for my best friend's birthday present. Sorely tempted... I just wonder if he'll like it.
(teeth yeah, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# He runs Ikea?
You don't have his email address do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# He's retired.
You'd need to speak to Peter Högsted

edit:/ scratch that, he's moved on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I had no idea
that Harold Bishop ran ikea....
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# ^ this
Effing ace as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Lovely that! Nicely stylized!
*obligatory 'that's just some photoshop filters' blah blah bleat bleat ill informed bollox in case anyone was missing it*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# woah
nicely!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahah, brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Spong?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I know :P
I can speak Swedish
do you prefer maybe SPÄNG?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I prefer the laydeees

/unoriginal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# eheh
your site is really cool
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Cheers.

which one?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# http://www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# www.mediocrefistinglesbians.com
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# What an annoying voice.


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
# He speaks highly
of y... no, wait a minute. He doesn't know who the fuck you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Well done
A comedy basic.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Much like Jill Dando and Barry George


(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I used to work in a Helium Balloon Factory...
My old colleagues speak very highly about me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# "You've let yourself down..."
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
# This made me glee
that is all
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I walked out of the same place.
I said "I'm not being spoken to like that any more."
alt version.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Er
ok
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Can he not find his Welsh friend?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I dont find his voice irritates me
because it sounds slightly like
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b008m4f8/Old_Harrys_Game_Series_1_Episode_1/
that one
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# 12 dice?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# not only has he a horrible voice,hes also a fucking rotter of a person
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# a little bit of real photo madness taken at the weekend CFB
From Icy Day
The story was that the pipe to the water trough had split and was spraying a fine mist over the grass all night, making for freaky ice growths. When I saw them I wondered if my medication had been changed.
I think the sheep think are wondering the same thing.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Had the same sort of thing at work, it looks ace
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# you work at a car wash?
AICMFP
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# can I still have £5?
plz?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Ooo, that's lully
And slightly freakish.

But mostly lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# fankoo
:)
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# flickr ftw
just sayin', s'all. Lovely ice there : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Picasa!
jamaicr?
Alaskr!
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# to get to the other slide
wait a sec

:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Yays it's Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# ;)
I slept through Sunday, otherwise I'd have posted it then.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# What about Monday?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# that's really cool, looks like it should be underwater :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
# your right
it DOES look like coral. I'd been wondering what it reminded me of. cheers.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Awesome!
But seriously, Flickr shits all over Picasa ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# ty
But Re flickr : my pictures are hosted, what more do I want from a hosting site? Do I get oral pleasure at flickr?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I'll be honest, I haven't really used picasa
but flickr's great for organising. plus it looks sexy :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I think Picasa's a bitch to comment in and to neatly organize your shizzle*.
If you're into that sort of thing.

* less than flickr, at least
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# You get the pleasure of finding like-minded people and all that.
I for one learned a lot about photography and post-production through Flickr.
It made my pictures 143% less shit and/or mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# aah right, thanks guys, will take a look.


(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I've seen summat similar once when hot water was leaking out of an overflow
it got cold enough to freeze only after it hit the ground, so we ended up with a rather bizarre ice sculpture that looked like a high-speed snap of a macro splash (like a crown).

Who are the 'Sheep Think' btw, some animal version of a think tank? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Click to play


(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Addictive!
Can we pay for more levels?
When will the DVD version be released?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Out on Blu-ray next week.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# that is wonderful!
how do you win, though?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# You have to believe....
...and then imagine I made a whole game and that you completed it.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I love it
I also imagined I only got as far as level 3 and am now googling for a walkthrough ;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# TAKE THAT HITLER
you hexagonal bastard!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Fales advertising, you can't punch him out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Fails advertising is my speciality
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# you can
you just have to hit him more times

i did it...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# London Olympic credit crunch medal set...

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Quick question: What begins in F and ends in P?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)
# FWAP...It's fwap....


isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# flip flap flop
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Flop.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# the letter U turnt on its side
(or a back to front c)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# a cat on an inflatable chair...
edit : barry norman spiked with acid being chased by pdiddy.
Norman at first outwits the rap artist by secreting himself in a small building
(intended to house the filtration system for pdiddy's large swimming pool).
He later meets a street wise Alsatian who saves him.
The two become great friends and start a t.v. series solving crimes.
the chase = f and the series was called P
if all the variables in the equation are limits of a binomial.

edit 6 : "First place :P"
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# But what happens to pdiddy?
Where are the rest of the diddy men?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# he spends the rest of his days searching america
for the illusive Barry Norman.
Pdiddy also has a spin off show called the littelist hobo like the show about the dog but he makes a list at every place he stops and is fuck all help to anyone.
It is a success despite the fact thats its the shittiest thing since the water in the postman pat streams, as is the way with all things pdiddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Heh the literalist hobo.
The dog armed only with an offensive beard, drinks itself to death with cleaning fluids.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Except after c
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# *accepts after C*
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# The incontinent George Gershwin's
Concerto in F Major for Piano & Orchestra?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Genius.
Multiple Woo's
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# not realistic
repeat in a year's time with 5ps
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# haha winnar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# hehehe, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# ooooh
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Does anyone else see this?


Or is something wrong with me?
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# hahahaha
I think theres something wrong with you :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I think it makes me special
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# ZOR!
:)
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Ooh lovely!
Anyone noticed lately BTW that copper in your pocket is no longer copper? Try showing it to your fridge magnets, since when was copper magnetically attracted?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I don't carry that kind of money around with me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Pound coins are still made of gold though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# So they're not Frenchmen's teeth anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# its got nickel in it


/geeeeeeeeeek
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# 1p and 2p are copper-plated steel
Have been since 1992.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4900524.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# ZING!
G C
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# bugger :(
i was sure it was an alloy of copper and nickel
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# this happened at least 5 years ago
I'm pretty sure I remember learning about it on Blue Peter or possibly How 2, which means it might be even longer than that.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Oh yeh, I know it's been like that for ages, when I say 'lately' I mean now, rather than 'it changed recently'
just thought it might be news to folks as getting magnets involved with your (not) copper is not that common in this age of magnet unfriendly pocket toys.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# haha
thats good that is. It gets my click.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I really like this, and I think they should do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Silly silly silly
Photobucket
(carlspick profile? Dunne, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# haha thats what I thought first time I saw it too :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Sorry
bindun
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Without a doubt
but to my defense I've not been reading the board because i've been at work.



(carlspick profile? Dunne, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# You won't find any of that la di da working millarki of b3ta!:O
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)
# "Apparently Sweep said ."
Teh boards need more Sooty.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# And sooty replied to charlie
"Big Ears"






/BBC PM joke
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# bindun by the guy above:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Telescopic belly button fluff extractor
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# oringally posted in an existing thread, now improved and given it's own thread
Russia
Russia
Russia

i'm pretty sure this doesn't break the faq
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're a silly man!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# one tries!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Ah with a gleeful third frame.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# This makes me :)
edit: Does anyone actually give a hoot about this Ikea thing? Part of me wants to chase the buggers up, but the rest of me realises that probably NO ONE CARES MUE! DROP IT ALREADY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Mo Mummy and Daddy Lord Mue made you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Lord Mue senior and Lady Mue sent away for me from an argos catalogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Just proves you never get what you want from that thing!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# They'd ordered a toaster :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I'd ordered a Lord Mue!
We should swap. Actually that depends on where they put the bread.
You are a 204-3745 aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# 204-3744
I was recalled after my model caused several house fires.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Meh
As long as my cheese doesn't leak out after I've tried to make a toastie in ya...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# What Ikea thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# ^ this
do tell mr mue
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Just some nonsense yesterday. We wanted to know how much Ikea's budget for allen keys was, thinking it was probably more than the gnp of several small countries.
So I emailed them. They haven't responded.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Bastards
You need to send them a picture of self-assembly instructions on how to reply back.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# This is the best idea I have ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Thank you.
DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha, i bet they don't respond either
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I care, but you knew that
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I care more than words can say.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# you complete me
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# *raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# wot, no abbot
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# ah nutsacks, i missed a trick there
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Yes!
This was far too silly not to have it's own thread.

CONGRATULATIONS.
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# haha thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Da . . . Bolshoish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# You are a big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Don't know if Blue Peter will accept this crappy entry...

worth a try anyway
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# TAILS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# You don't want to get heads
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# doubt it
but does anyone else think this could be a big chance for us to get goatse on the 50p coin!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I have always wanted a Blue Peter badge
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I've got three
*smug*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# What is this competition?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# someone is going to have to lie about their age, or get one of their kids to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# *inserts joke about being between a 6 and 12 year old
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# pfft, i take it this is the current BP competition then?
Maybe they would accept something more like this...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Continuing on the riverghost (notice the lack of capitals people) fun fact day
The first Blue Peter emblem was created by Tony Hart.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# is that the picture that the bloke in australia got arrested for
and put on the sex offenders register?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# He must have been a filthy numismatist
dirty bastard
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# he's calling you a cunt by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Oh :(
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# in australia its illegal, very illegal to have any images of childpornography in your internet cache
in their law that includes photoshopped or cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# what?! I'm not!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Yay :)
HappyBean
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# To coin a phrase
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I think copyright might be a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Stylise it, say it's for 2012.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Breaking News
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# "WE invade Bridgend!"
Is what I think you were going for.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Surely
THEY invades Bridgend?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I assumed he was one of the blokes in the picture.
If not, then I'd expect it to be: "THEY invaded Bridgend!"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# So that's why all those people committed suicide...
Grammar nazis! :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Sorry but I can't be arsed ...
... editing it just to add a couple of full stops
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# no don't
I was just making a stupid joke. Sorry. I was pretending to take exception at your grammar, playing on the fact that US could be perceived as "us" in the sense of "Us lot are off to Bridgend tonight to top ourselves, bring a bottle and a rope if you fancy it."

No need to change it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# No offence taken ...
... I realised the error as soon as I posted but let's face it, in half an hour it'll disappear onto page two and never be seen again
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# nah, it's not an error, that's the thing... not by you anyway
US is often written grammatically incorrectly, but that has become a norm. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# :D
made up facts are the best kind of facts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# And the literary world is all the better for it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# If the literary world gives a flying feck ....
... about what's on here then world is even wronger than I had it down for
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I know for a fact that J.K. Rowling stole all of her words from b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# What the quidditch are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# LOLWIZARDS!!!111SNAPE11!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# She's a bitch for that
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# bit of rope and a one way to Bridgend
er, Hull, for you!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I was just in hull yesterday
Sadly for a funeral, but still it was the same shit place I remember growing up.

Felt a bit dirty until I got back to my lovely wilmslow
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Wilmslow? Wilmsslooooooooow?
What are you doing mixing with the likes of us?

Shouldn't you be somewhere posher?

(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# i hang out on /posh with the other elite :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# If they're in Wilmslow ...
.. they're already somewhere posher than the majority of us
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Hull to Wimlslow?
Does that not involve travelling forward in time 20 years?
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Oh Hai.
you live down the road from me, except you are with the common folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Alderly Edge perhaps?
snooty buggers up there!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# haha no shit
I was in de traf a few times over christmas, might well have seen you.

we need a secret b3ta hand shake
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Maybe a Blue Peter style badge ...
(fellow Cheshire resident).

(the shit bit though)
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
#
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Bah!
Your Not Posh! Your Full Of It!

You were talking to me about the finer ales available to the lower classes in pubs like the turnpike last month! You social chamelion you. Nae come drinking round my boozer agin son. hehehe

BTW thanks for the gfx card advice. I got myself a wuvvwy Nv Gforce 9800gt badman, runs everything sweet. (cs:s 150fps+ WTF??!)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Im
from Salford. I never said anything about remaining to live in the shithole ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# HOGAN !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# awww
look at the little micro-noose!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Hey . . . the swingers club !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# "...and on a plus note, share prices of the Bridgend warehouse 'Ropes and Razors Inc' have shot up 204% in the last quarter"
Damn, I wish I bought shares in tow-rope.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Cease Fire !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# But but but
how will it cook?!


woo.

EDIT: Bizarrely reminds me of the opening to the Aussie movie Dirty Deeds.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Maxi-waved . . .
Edit : done dirt cheap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# or pads?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# The stay free type . . . hopefully !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# That is true.
Maxipads stay free at my place!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hard to tell whom is luckier . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Me for my free source of iron!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Have you been pumping it too ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# No
It fell apart.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# You may need a stronger magnet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Or a bigger knob:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Emergency pizza??????????
It's not in the manual, but it just might work.
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Everybody loves a pizza break . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Bloody Ikea, they haven't even acknowledged my email.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# wankers
I would guess 7 million hex keys per year
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Clockwise for insertion ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# It's time for direct action!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# It'll get cold!
On other news, does anyone know if it's possible to get my iPod to keep it's backlight on when docked and playing so that I have a hope in hell of seeing the menu's/now playing info? It seems very odd if you can't considering they go to all the trouble of makin it possible to operate them remotely. And if you can't, anyone know if there's any place you can ask Apple for it in the next firmware update?

I know you can set it to 'always on' but then you have to remember to keep turning it on n off since they stopped the 'menu held down' shortcut to that n it's a bit of a drain on the battery if you forget.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Have you tried a torch?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Seriously, think about it, it's really odd, they give you remotes and remote controlled docks,
and the LCD screen is constantly showing info while you use it, and whilst in dock there cannot be any battery drain, and yet the light doesn't stay on so you can see it.

It seems a very odd thing to me.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# You can extend the onlit state in settings.
Or get a docking station with a display. You cheap bastard:P

Admittedly the only reason I have one is I got it from EMAP but i just pop everything on a flash drive and plug it into a cheapy mp3 player I adapted.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Well maybe SOME of use can't afford a stinky posh one and had to get one from Argos!
It's quite good actually, remarkably beefy sound for a cheapy one, I'd show you a piccy but I can't find it on Argos' shitty search engine

*edit* had to google for it! www.play.com/Electronics/Electronics/4-/5380010/iSound-iPod-Alarm-Speaker-Charger-Dock/ProductReviews.html#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# You prolly already tried :
www.apple.com/uk/support/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Yup!
And Apple Contact actually tells you quite succinctly NOT to contact them with requests.

Presumably they're terrified of someone suing them for a cut if they use an idea, which I've never understood, just pick any guy who suggested it, ask them if you can use the idea for a certain sum, pick the one that says yes, use the idea, simple.

I'm sure they could afford a few hundred per good idea and they could correct dumb ass problems like this one if enough folks sent in the same idea.

BTW, just been perusing forums, and it would seem no, you cannot get the backlight to stay on when docked and playing, and no, you cannot point this out to Apple.

Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I guess it's time to go back to candle light . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Looks like
I got a radio alarm with remote controlled dock for iPods for Xmas BTW, and it would be lovely if you could SEE what you're remote-controlling without having to walk over and pick up the iPod.

But apparently that would make sense, and we can't have that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Have you tried prayer?
Jesus is the only person allowed to send feature requests to Apple.
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# LOL!
Honestly tho, Apple are getting so frickin snotty and up themselves lately, I used to love their stuff but lately it seems it's 'SHINY THING, LOOKS GREAT BUT WORKS SHITE, BUY IT ANYWAY AND JUST FUCK OFF!!'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# just post on a blog about how the screen has a crack in it
and wait for the legal assault :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Hammmmmmmmmmm!

And please try to remain calm.

(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# we've just had an emergency on /links. I need ham.
more ham!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# What would constitute an emergency on /links?
I can only think of Rick Astley
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# It's thankfully gone now
normal service has been resumed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# What was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# What what what what what
was it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I noticed this
not good
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# How can we tell
the "emergency" ham from your normal, every day ham? :o

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# EMERGENCY HAM
will be clearly labelled as such
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Glad
to hear it!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# It is just a shame that ham can not be used in world peace
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# It can!
All the countries with problems are the ones that don't eat bacon. So obviously by making them the Bacon Sarnie a Peace will cause all war to disappear.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I think you may be on to something here
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# It is science!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# DO NOT TOUCH THE HAM
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PM9fVVTc-Pg
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Hahaha. You have a voice.
Actually I was taught by Trappist monks to correctly touch ham. I obviously have to wrap myself in clingfilm and meditate for a month under a mountain waterfall before hand.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# The only true way to touch the ham
is to become one with the ham beforehand
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I came twice!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# So thats where all the tin foil hats have gone

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Pfffft
USE METAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# wheeeey
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha same source
I think we class as great fools seldom differ.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I condone the use of this ham
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# My dad actually keeps a can of emergency ham at the back of his cupboard.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Your father is a wise man indeed
I hope you can learn from his shining example. Stop this foolish rebellion, and buy some emergency ham today.
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# mmm
the magic of magic ham

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Got mustard ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# FOR FUCK SAKE!
THERE'S NO TIME FOR MUSTARD AT A TIME LIKE THIS.

IT'S AN EMERGENCY. JUST EAT THE FUCKING HAM!11!1!1
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Got a spork ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Congratulations
This was a test. You remained calm in a crisis.

You win...


A SPORK.

Unfortunately the emergency is over, so you may not eat the emergency ham.
(Obamanable Snowman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Does hunger count as an emergency?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Probably bindun...

I blame the stupid Aviva advert.

EDIT: Sorry for the speed, this should be better.
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# a touch slower perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# tad quick there...
but pffft once my eyes had got used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# haahaahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# FASTER BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Can you speed this up please
I don't have a long enough attention sp
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Twelve terrorists one cup.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Here's an old one...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# woob
trouble is the damn thing's unstable and keeps resetting it's attributes at midnight
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha
fantabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)

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